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Volume 69, Number 3

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2004-09-02

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Le\vis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper_
Volume 69. Number 3 F nday. September 24. 2004
'Nail' may get hammered; in jeopardy of closing
by Josh Silverman
Th< Rust)' Nail, 1h< student•
run \'Cnuc Jnd independent
meeting pl= In Copellnd, Is
f;1<ing 1he poss1blli1y of ha,,ng
10 discontinue 113 ttgul.tr scn1cc ,r II onnO\ dcmonstr~IC 10 Resl·
ckntc We b)' Oct 5 1hm there 1s
enough studcm suppon 10 JUS•
tlfy 115 cxpcn.
The Nall was crcn1ed as 11
studcn1-nin lunr,ou1 11\.11 serves
food. ho515 c,'(ntS and ,ho" -
~~ b.uleh whtle c,pcraung lb
r<lf-suffic1entl)· .ts possible In
th, p.1SI u w.is open fi,c days a
"eek, 800pm-m1dmgh1, scrv1:d
q~d,llas lnd milkshakes. and
pl'OVldcd a place for 51udcn13 10
h,,ng oUl
Rcsldcn« Ufc pro,1dcs s1.1n
up c.apuol .iru! p.sys llir ;iudcnt
m•n.t~r ~ suptnd but the Natl should ,hen pay lor t~lf. l\Ccord­
ing lO Sachiko V!douttk. Olttctor
or Rcsldcn« 1.ir~
\'cl for the lXISI SC\'Cn years,
the Rust)' Nail has been unable
10 co,-cr Its COSIS, relying he3\'•
tly on Residence Ufc LO P.,)' Its
emplo)'US Annlllll losscs tl{cced
S5.000. monc)' which V1dourck
maintains could be branched out
to other student groups
"The N•II !us been able 10 go
on so long bcc:11~ we IR.es1den«
llltl bcllC\t In the o:onctpl or the
RUSt)' Nall, 1! not In IIS buslncs.
SlilncLud, \1Jourd1 ;.ild, "but
we ore trying 10 S1nkc a balance
bctWt'CO the net<! lllld des1rc for
lllC Nail and fuwic1al con<crns
To help stnke such a b.11-
Mce Ontttor or Studenl Ac­
ll'111CS Robby Fun&, V1dou«k,
and RUSI)' N•ll studcm 111.,rugtr
Dt-irdrc Co.lcllo ('05) nm JI 1hc bc8JnRing of the
school )'Cllr 10
discuss the ru­
turc or 1hc Nall
Residence Ufe,
s1gh1lng financial
COnCClll5, pro­
posed keeping
the Not! opw ex­
clusl\'tly !or con­
ecru and special
C\'tnts and dis­
conunumg Its
cbllyscrvlcc
-rl1.11 \\'a$ not
the Nall l stgntd
Up IO nlllNgc;
Costello "lid.
Oissilusf,td wi1h
1h1s proposal,
Costdlo Jnd
the Rust)' N3.ll
siall r<achcd •
ttmpomry com­
pmml!>C "1th Stern offers new,
fresh point of view Raldcncc Life. Students frequent the Rusty Nall, but maybe not for long. According to
The RUSI)' Nall Residence L1fo, tho Nail has untll OcL 5 to prove students support Its
"'Ould shoncn services. 11s hours 10 10. ---------------------------
by Aron Philllps OOpm-midn1gh1
411d schedule more c,-ems. Af.
tcr • month. the group .. ,11 rnrct
•g;un IU1d rea5sc:SS the SllUllllOn II 1h1S uiol pro\'CS wccessful,
tru: Nrul will commue 115 dally
sc:rv1ce for the durn1ion c,f 1hc
5etllCSler If not, the N.111 will con,tnuc 10 bc a ven11t tor con­
CCflS and other events., but Will
lu&,c no daJly suvlte
SEE 'CIFE SEEKS. PAGE 3 On Mond•y. Sepe 20. Lew LS
& CIJlrk Colltgc was hltSSW w11h
1he ,rune toltnts or Holl)'Wood
persona Dame! Stem Coming 10
LC as p:,n or a n:monw,dc. sc:tr­
dn"cn 1our 1hmugh the -swing•
SlillCS, Stem exp~ his vu:ws
~nd shared his stories or his tnp
10 lr.>q losi Chnstmas on his dulknge In CM eye from the
lime he booked lh< 1np to the
day he .aauall) lcf1, boch Hussc,n
brothers ",:re k1l1cd and SM!dam
huru(lf h:id been e11ugh1
Thts only nude Strm ,ll the
mott anxtous, since he didn't
undersu,nd the lNC na1utt or
hLS mp He didnt go over there
wuh on 3CI. but was mo« a pan
of the "llllncWi.,kc ond Hello* RDs' responsibilites expanded
by Paula Mason
ForcSt ~d,m Dlttc•
"His personal insight gave a glimpse into
che lives of the American Military char we
rarely see or hear in che media." tor lhvid Roscngard and the
/\partrnents/Honzfeld O,rcc1or
Mell.me love arc both llllung
on oddmon:il rcsponsibH111cs as
lmrrlm ROs or Plon-lloword ond
Copeland.
Rosc:ngard Will be tt$J)Onslblc
for Pinn-Howard, while Lo,'t will
cake the rems In Copeland
USO tour
Siem') idea 10 go 10 Iraq Clime
Crom a ltller he rccc1,-.,d from •
soldier 0\-C,r there. In lhe leuer,
th< so1dlcr pro!cssed hLS o!Tcc­
tion for Stern\ mo"ics and ru1kcd
him tu c,nnc 10 lrnq. SJ)·mg II
""'uld me:m • l0t 10 till' 1roops if
he wrn1 tlu,re.
At first. Stern looked a1 th.ls
oppc,nunlty and thought 10 him•
sci! 1h:11 not only would II be •
long.shoe 10 get O\V 1herc-g1v•
,n '"' fact I hoc he opposed lh<
w» s,n« 1hc ,-c,ry bcglnmng­
but ht was :iJso doubtful he'd
take ldvan1og,c rif the chance
OnV\'n by hi< son Hcnr)'\ desire
to go Jnd 1he reallzauon or 1he
opponunny prcscnicd lO him,
Stem ended up going 0\-cr 10
lnict-<'ven ,r ht was o "ldty hb­
tr31 JcWISh boy Crom Malibu •
h ts at 1h15 Juncuon 1ha1 Stan
profcssc:s. qulle po$$1bly, 1hc
thesis of bls wbolr spctth For
him IQ go IQ lrnq, ~ h,d 10 ()\'Cf•
come .tll h,s own person.,! Curs ro, safety o:onccnLS •nd look tbc -Zach Mann
tour-1101 10 be confused "1th
1hr "Hookers and H"5h' 1our 1hu1
Collo"-cd hts tnp 10 &ghd.ld 1n
Amsterdam
An1oni; S1<m\ r
stories, the nudi­
cncr w.as arruaud
10 bcJir 1h01 he
ate 6urg<r King on
Saadd.Im Hlb>Cm\
dining room tJblc
and •bou1 h,s tx•
pcncncc m both or
S:iddam~ p.1l;tccs
anti 1he looung 11\.11
took pl.tee The sol­
dtm; In lmq would
lake large quanthtcs
or marble des1roytd
In the palaces ,nd
"ould bnng II back
10 their tents on the
b:uc and line 1heir
floors with LL St,m The e,cpanslon Is due 10 1he
dcp3nurc or Jessica Ubcl, for­
m<r RD or Pllu-Howarrl and
Molly Campbdl. fonncr RO or
Copeland
•jlJbell ond ICamphclll de-
j
.... .:,..
said ihlngs thai Daniel Stem speaks to LC students
you JIISI don\ hCllr about visiting Iraq. Stem decided to
n~ul speak to troops in Iraq alter recieving a
StcrnsSEE ~~h letter from a soldier stationed there.
SPEAKS F\IGl:2 oded thlll this jUSI lsn\ the righl
lime and pl:itt 10 be htzc; Slid
Sacluko V1dourek. Dlrcoor of
Residence Life.
·tn light of this. we arc ,uy the RD or the Stcwan. Odell nnd
/\ktn lulls.
Vldourrk ts«mun o! w RDs'
abtlitles. •1 think the ROs arc re•
spccted in the commuru1y I'm
''At a loc of other schools, especially
larger universities, che general RD has
more responsibility for more students
chan at LC. It's not our of line or our of
rhe norm for RDs co be responsible and
work with this many students."
fonuna1e to ha\'e such expcn•
cnccd and strong RDs on staff;
sbewd
Ul\"C and R=ganl will be
working Q)on~dc Justin l.Cllk. -Sachiko Vidou.rek
,-cry confidcnr or IL.o,'(I. ltnkl
and [Rosc:ngard'sl ab,liucs:
She went on 10 assure. •If ,...,
dldn\ chink highly or the ROs.
51:E 'IEW RDS F\IGE 3
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News
First-Year s111den1 learns
ro adjusl to bed blunders
ASLC Update
Features Cheese Club gru
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Arts
Bjont Again is ABBA.
Win Tic11ets! Forum
Noon 36.
I.lam why ....
Which candidate would
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S1ude11t Co-op scoop
Sports
Srudenr athlete shows his
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HAO 1Hf $TIIOHClST CIAYINC fOC anons ON rm DINC-ODNC. •
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•57~ Of" RCP\JIUCANS ARE
DfMOCIIATS THAI JUST OON'r
KNOW WIIAr'S COlNC OH.•
• Ra.m f. luNNCOY Jt. in incoming students' back Beat.A
by Lexie Briggs
Thc uunsnlon 10 coll,ge ltfe
hu noi b«n c.isy ro, Bobby ll.ly­
<rs ('08) On rop or dealing wirh
the I\Ol'lllJII ut.ls and Uibulatlons
or 2 fil'Sl-yc,11. he WllS one or rhc
rnnny rncom,ng StudcnLS to be
pl:,ccd m a tnple. Then. ,o cxnc­
trb.tc OUlUCTS c,~n mo~. Bayus
fell ou1 or his bed nnd broke 111s d<Hru1h." s;i.ld &)"fl'$, hal[-jok­
tngl)· He and his roomm.11es.
upon seclng the wnm,ng hlbels
on the beds, had ~quested
gu:mlmils They w,:~ told thnt
the mils WCl"f on !Mir way·
Thoug), &)~rs· 510,y Is an
tx1t"fmc example or rht dangers
faced by StudrnlS Without guard
mils, ocher conumtd first-yc.irs
m 1nples rold s,mllnr stones
"My parents were worried, so they made
me a makeshift guardrajJ."
back.
•1 woke up ln m1d-.lllr," s:ud
ll.lyers.
The crash or his landing woke
up both or hlS roomnuttS- ·11
sounded hke 1wo rhousand­
pound locomouves cmshlng Into
e:teh orhtr n1 1hc SJ)(td or hghr:
s;i1d tQOmm.11c Grnm C.,le ('08)
~Y ailed campus secunty
and woke up thtir RA "Kcrmu
IP.ice, tht ampus safety offu:tr
who ~ndcd 10 the CJII( saved
my llfr." said Bayrrs
"$3ftt)•, effcctlvtl)·, -.;u • ~u--Sarah OiSabarino
"My parmts were worncd.
so they made mt a makohilt
IJllllrdnul: s:ud Sa.rnh Ol53b•­
tino ('08), pomLmg 10 a rope thnl
silt and her p;in:nlS h.1d tkd 10
1hc «Ill" of her lof1ed bed
·1 x1ually fdl ou1 or my lloh­
edl bed while I w.i; maclung for
• pencil," said lonner lnple resl·
den, Heather Ha~ ("08). ·1 gar
• bruise on my leg. but suscuncd
no funhcr damage •
After S.ycrs' WI, most Lriple
residents g01 a phonc call or :in
c-m.111 offcnng guardrails Doth OIS.1batlno :ind Hakes refused
them, but both cxpress,,d tlw
1hey would ~ liked 10 luvc
been offct"fd guardrruls btfo~
thte occurrenae of :tny m•Jor tn •
Junes.
111< gUJJrdmlls do not come
standard." s.11d Sandt Bournullcr,
O1n:ctor or Rts1dcn11.1l Stniccs
"The fumuu~ ,·endor s:11d thnt
11 w•s ,-c,y unusual for people 10
~uesi them·
Guardr:uls would lu,~ pre­
vented the fall. &ycrs s.ud ·1
wouldn\ ha,-. fallen I m1g),1
luvt go11en a concussion, but I
"-ould m1her ha,-. • concussion
than• broklen b:lck •
Bayers· dtfficulnes wllh his
room did not end 11\rre lmmcd1-
a1cly after ht.s fall he "-;as offered
a guest morn on ,he r, 1'51 0oor or
Oddi who~ he could slttp on
• lower bed The now :trT'llllgt·
mcnt, howevn, \\;,s sht>n•U\'od.
Thttt dlyS ahcr mo,,ng Into rho
new room, Bobby came hvme 10
an ·C\1ction nouc:e.·
• They g.i,~ me 3ll hour to g<I
my stuff our." S.ycrs Sllld
C.,lc, who now sleeps m the
ncwly-chns1cncd ·de;ith bed.
was pud,d by rhc mO\~ • No­
body osl(cd me tr I would switch by Elizabeth Young
Tht followtng crtmc "'1.5
reported lo the Campus Safe•
ty ollice bc1 WCLn September
15-20, 200'!·
SepL 20 -A metal divider
In the men'$ rc:s1room In Tem•
pleton Student Center W1l5
vandaliud
beds." he s.ild '1ney JI.ISi had
Bobby 1110\-c •
He •lso foully r«civcd u desk
3nd • dlCS5Cr on Saturday, Stp1
18 Up um,I d,cn he h•d lxcn
using • plasuc bm thnt • proles­
sor had given him 10 stor,, lus
clot hi.'$
E.-.r tht op111ms1, B.l)~rs i> ntlt
bnier lit is, howev<r, confused
as 10 why rhc process h.ls been
so dlfT,,ult, •nd • bu •ngry th.ii u
dtd noc go )lllO<llhcr Ht SJ)" lhll
the p•m mcd1co11ons h.i,·e mndc
II dtrr.cuh ro, him IO succeed m
hts classes.
"These things o~ death holes.
!IJy~rs SJld. poinlJng Jt his old
bed. • And they al't!n'r even ihat
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Along w11h his winy. comedic
51ylmg about his vonous od,cn•
tures In the Middle Easl, Stern
tl50 had so,~ d«p thoughts
HJS vcpcncnce m lmq for­
C\~r chAngcd hrm Md 1hc w.y he
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2 ,he rionecr Log, September 24, 2004 • ----News----
AsLc to address Cafe seeks student support
student grievances to solve financial blunders
by Emily Webb
Wha1 up. 51udem bod)'l In
my poslllon on ASLC (Assoc:1.
m1td Student of Ltwts & Clark
~ S1Udcn1 gO\UM\tlll) :is the
pubhC'ny coordtlllltor 1 would hke
LO mfonn you of all 1he fabulous.
ilfflll!tng and thnlbng things we
•" working on for the )"Car
I JJso om proud 10 Introduce
the cwo ncwcsi mcmbcrs of ASLC
who ~" Jll,O both student "P"·
~mall,~ In lhc p3.Sl week we
tlrn,J Ktlli .., the comm11n11y
lt,,or,n and S1cn11 as the elccuoru
cummtJISl"'ll(':t ,
111\t you J)l<ked up 0 Ntw
o,k T1111t1 lot free mffllly? Wi:11,
u I"" lu, e then you tu,·c prob­
M>!\ brtn gctnng up hcfore I 0
~'-'Ill anJ Nnn1ng for u, >nd ti
\OU 11.,,-,n\ ptekcd one: UQ ~
";u beau>< you were still sleep­
Ing And th.it's ok.iy wuh us
T~ free ncwspapus ha,,: lxcn
• p1l01 progrnm. and "" dee1dcd
31 our 13t<SI ntccung 10 mJ~ lt a
pnoniy 10 fund Jnd continue thlS
propm
This p.1>1 weekend, ASLC went
to the Kenned)· School In Nonh­
ffll Ponbnd f0t 3 day-long mre.11
mcl plannmg m«Ung We formu­
lair.d. '"°' ~ls CO\' 1hc 5cl1aol y<:>t
-progress th.it we ore commmcd
10 '"'"8 1mplcmcmcd Tl1<y ,,.,
tdNm roll. p1C35t).
1 Communfcmtons lm-
Pffl\'<ll1tn1 -,\JJ-.iround beuer
communtculons between SIU•
dtnu ond prof=r.., studrn,s
:ind sulf, scudcn,s and .1dmmb-lr:III0n
2 O1\'Crstly Forum -A
pin! [onn for ISWCS of raa:, eth•
ntchy, dh-crsil)', oc:ccpcancc and
dl5cnmlnallon Lo be oddrcsscd
3 Um,usal Rcprcscnt3•
uon -Fairly 51,ff~xplanntory
'I Fa.tr and Equal Tl?St·
mcnt among college comractcd
sta!T • Thi5 Is an ISSue that has
come 10 1hc auenuon or t\SLC
through sevcml conamed stu•
dcnlS
5 Suc:m1hmng and Im•
proving Budget and Fmancc
-Pm1lllnl>· •bout smoothing ow
thc nltly-gnuy de~,lb
6 Community Account-
aballly -"'" we accoun~le 10
the communlt)'I How can we be
more so?
7 Rc,1cw and Clanfic-~-
tlon o{ Colldua Cod,. Our~
spcclflC'1lly, ,s 10 mO\·e more from
d1SC1phnc 10 s:ilety.
8 Sustauuble ASLC -Im•
prov,ng our ·gttrn factor· as •
COWlcil >nd Ma coll,gc
9 Tempk1on -Building
on accompllshmen,s w1 >""' 10
m2kc Tcmpkton more or a com•
mumcy sp.,cc
10 llybi-.. Rcv1S1on -Come
10 Council Chambcrs on October
-1•• 10 \c:.m more abou\ \hlS ttVo­
hmonary tt\'1$1on
/IS you c.,n 1cll. "" h.a, < •
l01 on our •g,end•. and \\1' nttd
)'Our help Come 10 meetings. <·
<Mil in Ideas <>r SUJ!gCSli~ and
1<1 us knu-. how we an bcucr
~"·tyou
New RDs appointed
C()HTIMJEI) FROM Pi\GE I
1111dcrus. and s121T, "" would
h;i,,: nude other onungcmcn,s
\\~ w,m1 10 ITlllke as smooch a
~111on 11S "" possibly can •
ThA.,se chMgcs arenl 1n1cndcd
to be perm2ncnL
Sloning tnls fttll, a =rch for
l"o 11tw RDs "111 be conduatd.
Tht hlrtd RDs will Sllln In Janu-cmphasl!cd clue the siudcms of­
f,acd by this change wdl be ad­
cqUU1ely pl'0\1d,d for.
"IRcs,d,nce LJrcl wtll still be
able 10 nttend lo fAdllrto:s, hold
s1:tlf and Judicllll mtetlngs. >nd
ROs \\10 be able 10 follow up
ond check wllh studcnc.." said
V1do11rek.
In rcassunng 1he rcsldcn,s or
Plau-Howard and Copeland. she
"~\udents will gee the opportunity co meet
rhe [job] caadidaces and give feedback."
JI) "Studcn,s wtll gee th• op­
ponumty 10 lru!tl 1he Uobl c,n­
Jublcs and gi,,: f«dboclc." s.ud
\'tdourek
To aim any possible olnrms
being nused conccrmng over­
,u~nmg Roscng.,rd :ind l.ovt,
\'ld.,urek offered a bit or pel'SJ)<'C•
111'<. • Al a lot of Other schools.
tsptt1•lly lurgu unt,,:rshlcs. 1he
pr.al RD has more responS1-
bill1y for mon, siuden,s than ••
, LC. hl. not 001 of line or out of
tht norm for RDs 10 be respon•
Mbk •nd work w11h this m2n)'
s1udcms. • Shr also •ddcd, ·1ts
a gn:.u proftssaonal opponun11y
lot boch Love and ROSCllg.ird. •
MOSI s1gnlfiClll1ly, V1dou"k -SachikoVidourek
Slllled lrull •311 norm2I RD
Stf\1ccs wtll conunuc •nd nll the
1htngs 1tu1 • resident can t,cpttt
from •n RD will still h•ppcn •
In pro,•1dmg for lh, residents
of the IWO complexes, bo1h
R05tng.,rd nnd lo\'c will have Stl
office hour,, Just as any perm2-
ncru RD would pl'0\1de
Copcbndl; office hOUl'l Will
txiend from Monday through
TI1ursd.1y from 2.00-3:JOpm.
whtlc Plan-Howards will cak,
plaa from 3 OO-i:30pp1.
Vtdourck wlll p10V1dc assts­
••nrt 10 Lo,,,, and Sandi Bo1-
1emlllcr, Director or Rcsidtmiill
~rvtces. will :lid Roscng.ird. -
Tho Rusty Nall may close its food services ·and only open as a venue.
CC1H ONUED FROM PAGE 1
8111 what ex:ml>• defines a
successful cnnl ls up for dtb•tc.
With 1M trial already 1n Its 1h1rd
"'Cck, tht Nail has betn boost­
ing all(ndanc, by hosung dn,ty
anlvlucs such as poller mght and
a book binding dass, but they
h.t,·e only been •hie 10 post S➔B pon Is there •[R.cs Ul,J has come
under CtiUctsm for allowing the
Nail 10 conunue." Vldou"k s:11d.
·but our gool ls n01 lO shut down
the Nall w,·d like 10 sec II con•
linuc·
One: m2Jor cnuosm of 1hr
N111l\; d:uly service Is clue It SCf\'CS
,,:ry few students Emph.asWng
this point V1dourtlr. SIOled that
"$5,000 is noc an unreasonable amount co
maintain the only independent space on
campus. "
in revcnu, 11S of xptcmbcr 22.
•W,: can mokc money 10 pay for
the ~cc. but nOl the cmplo)"•
res s:ilnncs." Costdlo <nid, 1101·
Ing lh:u Residence Ufo has been
paying employees' s:ilanes for
i-ears Sh, llddcd, ·JThc Rusty
Naill shouldn, be about turning
• profi1. •
Residence IJlc ,~ews the N:111
os an ever-increasing diversion
of funds from Other student
groups. though le cmphnsbes
1h.11 it would hkc 10 s,,e the Nall
service continue If student sup-
I st
suppo !
The: Nail needs has until
ponitso •
~ ,;,,;-.;,,;,~.
Wedn -Deirdre Costello
sh, cncoumgcs studcn,s to g,1 In
couch .. ,lh the Rusty Nall crew
and o!Trr Ideas 1h.,1 would spread
the Nall SCf\1CC to a wider group
of studcn,s
One such proposal w11S 1h:u
the Nail and ihc 0edghng co-op
should combine, bu1 both groups
have mamtalntd that they wish 10
Sl.ly lnde~ndent cruhlcs, citing
lhdr dl!Tcnng purposes on cam­
pus. Nail supponcrs v,cw the
dally service as an lmponam and
unique pan or LC s1udcm hfe no1
"''"llablc •nywhcre else on cam-pus. ·s5.000 Is not an un=n­
able 1moum 10 rru11n1J11n the only
lnd,pc:ndcnc 5JXICt on ampus."
said Costello
t\nothrr SI.le.king point tn the
procw IS 1he condu,on of the
N111I kuchen. Old appliances >nd
)'COl'l or poor m2lr11enance h2vc
forttd the Nall 10 discontinue IC.
food SC1Vl<"t for all but p"parcd
foods such ;as drinks and candy
bars :is of thl\ )<ear. which has
slgmficamly hun profits Though
Residence Ufc ts quick 10 poan1
oul 1h21 this Is not 1ht l'lluh or the
current Natl ,mplO),:es. Costello
responded tluc ·;r Rcsld,ncc Life
thought this wi,s a v.i.luable place,
1hey would sink money into 1h,s
o~r:ulon.·
Whh 1h, Oct 5 deadline
quickly approaching. 11S diffi­
cult 10 predict wh21 th, fat< of
the Nail will be The Nall 1cnm
advucs supponcrs of the Nllll 10
s,mply come an, hang 0111. sign
the gucs1 book. ond demons1m1c
ih21 the Nail Is an lmpomm fttccc
or campus Hie •If""' get enough
S1udcn1 vnlidntl<m S3)'1ng 1h01 1hls
Is an imponnnt pix, and du: only
Independent pbcc 10 hang out,
Res Life wtll sec 11 is as • place
wonh sinking Its money ,mo."
Cos1dlo s:ud
the Pioneer Log, Scprcmbcr 24, 2004 3 Forum
Not an Oregon
voter and proud!
by Lexie Briggs
Am I a reg,sttred \'Oler? Yes.
®d I btli,,•e that everyone with a
shrtd o[ opinion about where thlS
country IS headed should rcgism
Am I rtgisten:d at my c:um:m ad­
drcss' Yes Am I rcglslcrcd In Or­
egon' No. And you annot make
mcdoso Sony
I lffi an Anzoiun, h••"' b«n
•II my life. and an Anzoll3 voter I
slull remain. It i5 not btc.msc I do
not want 10 voce on Amendment
36 I dcspenudy Wllnl 10 \-Ole
no It ts not because I do noc ca.re
•bout issues tmponant to Orcg<>­
ntllns I do' It Is DOI because I am
bctng fu:klc ~ntl not 1-oung 1n a
swmgsuitc
I suppon John Ktl'I)' I supp<>n
5,1mc-scx mamag,:s. But I alS<>
suppon P•ul B;ibbm ruMmg ror
US Congress ~pmcn1J1t11'1e for
Arkorut Dtstrict 2
For those of you who hilvc
bttn chcclong the Elcetor:al Col­
lege maps <Lilly, you know that
Anzon.t I> no lonl,"' ce>nsldertd
a swing state Bush 15 up by ip­
prox1mo1cly ten po,ms m almOSt.
c,·ery poll Our 1Cn elcc1orJI votes
s,cm IQ bt strongli· suppontng
the incumbent You ftlS<> know
th.it until two wttks agQ, Arizona
was sull considtttd J swing stat<
l S3Y 10 )'OU doubw• or Anmna's
Slotus .t5 • swing Slllte that Bush~ ~-com-cnuon bounce cannot
bst unul the cleaion There IS
soil more than • month unUI 1he
clccuon, and ,r Bush om sw1ng
1cn po1rus m has dlrccuon m 1wo
week$, Kerry an cerulnly do the
sanu,thing
I suppon cl<llning up Oregon's
foresi.s Bui I •lso opposo, Arl::o­
na\ Proposition 200, the lnittath'C
10 rcqultt people who come to
\'Ott show st.1tc-tssucd tdcn111l­
caUon. I think that It i5 •n tnlt14-
uvc rooted In n>eisrn and sunply
nukes II h2nkr ror those who arc
mOSl dlscn[ranehtscd 10 vote bc­
ClUS<: they muy not ru,,-., stntt•IS­
sued ldcntlfiation. I w1l1 oppose
thlS An:ona ballot measure unUI
Elccuon Day
To be Jblc 10 I-OU: In 1hc prt>t­
dcntl.11 clect1on as an Aruorta
voter, I have 10 ha,-c registered
b)· Octobu -I I h.-·c to submu
my absentee ball0t by Oct 23
Between now and then. our ten
<lcctor.11 voies could go 10 Keny
An:ona could sttll be a swing
fflltc long after Oregon IS dcadtd.
I Ml'C faith
If I a111 wrong. so be II It could
be that my VOIC w1ll be crushed
bene,ih the .... -c,ght or the con•
scr1-au1·c Phocmx rcs1dcms, but,
,nd tlus IS the 1mponant thtng,
my l'Ole will count And II wtll
count 15 J ,·otc for a Ocmocr.iuc
An:.Qn.t Sorry.
Campus Poll
Wicl1 which candidate would you like to party?
□Kerry
■Bush
□Nader
□Edwards
■ Clinton
□Sharpton
■Other
With which parry do you most identify?
□ Democratic
■ Republican
o Independent
□Green
■Other
Can, rClld these grnphs1 Don) wony, the rc,ults arcn\ surpnsmg.
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(503)235· 1976 4 me Pioneer Log. September 24, 2004 Keep unequal treatment out
of the Oregon Constitution.
small m,ugln of undecided ,-01-cum:nt Oregon law, only legal
en TIIOSC few undecided vocers, famUy members ftrc gu,unntttd by Kestryl Lowrey
Gay mam•gc. It's a touchy many Qf whom know nothing the right to 1-lstt a person in ihc
sub.ice, 10 soy the lc:lst-whtch ll obout Consmuuon;tl Amendment hospital or to 111J1~ health dcd­
why tt\ noc surpru1ng that poll-36, will decide this election sions ,f the person In qUCS1ton Is
uc:1.,ns arc USlng II as a p•rusan or course. most people won-lnc.i.pablt or doing so.
,ssue 10 spUt the country as No-der why manuge eqwluy IS so This 1s a difficult and p;ilnful
,-.,mbcr o.pproochcs 11,,at'!; whett spcafiolly important What docs law for rr1.1ny some-sex CQuples.
Constitutional Amendment 36 a m:trrblJ" allow th.ii onno, be knQWlng 1ha1 ,r 1hc1r p:inncr was
comes In ![ p:ISSCd, Constl· grnnted by ll mil unlon7 A dv1I ltthally Injured or become sud­
tution.,I Amcndmcn1 36 wall mamJgc g111nlSo,-.,r L,OOOspedr- dcnly Ill. they would be unable 10
change 1hc Ortgon ConstltUUQn tc nghis tlut arc not included In• stay with their p3nncr 1n the hos•
10 include the phrase. •11 is the avtl union or a domestic panner- pltal Countless~ and lcsbtan,
policy or Oregon and 115 polttlal shtp funhermorc, ntarnages •re recount stones or bc:,ng den11:d
sulxhl'lSions 1h31 only a rnaTTlllgc rcqu,ttd 10 be legally rccogi,lzcd access to their panncr'l. hospttJI
bc1""cn one rrutn and one wQm• across ,he ruauon-a rnarrlagc ,n roo,n, and, as a ~t. m1SS1ng
an sh.ill be ,'31td or lcg;illy ttcog• Ortgon must be rccogmz.cd as a thc11 panncrs last rcw momenl5
nl:cd as a numagt • ---------------- o[hfe
The cra:c or wt111ng dl.s-... chis amendmenr will write C,av marmge astdc. how•
cnm1rua11on tntQ the Con• ever perhaps the mOSI com-
>tltuuon IS sweeping the unequal creatmCOC intO OUr pelltng reason lo VOie no on
nation Curttntly llt least . . Constitutional Amendment
ckvcn other Sllllo, lndud-COOSOCUOOO. 36 is that 1h15 :imcndmcnt
mg Mierng;m ond Ohio, arc -- will wme urteqwl treatment
facmg s1m1lar amendments k h Into our co11sthu11on Amcr1• m•rrl.tge m Ne\\ Yor . Sue ts not The rrutJonty ol the states ,·ocmg the aasc with 3 domouc p~nncr• c.tn5 h.11·e spent 1hc pJS1 sc,'trJI
on th= amendments arc sW1ng ship or etvll union A couple With hundred )'CQrs a11emptlng to tt·
ffllies--grucs thnl arcn~ c:ur-3 avtl union In Vcrmoni will 001 move bias •nd dlSCTlmtnQtion
rcntly tslllbllshcd as ~publican be lcgiilly acknowledged m Vu-from our tnntal governmg docu•
or Democrat for the prcs,dcnual giruJ Ei·el)' couple should have mcntS-CQnsc1ously mscnmg
clccOon the nghi 10 have their panncr- uncqWII treatment for • nocJblc
A nauonal amendment p1'>-ship legally recognlud. 00 mrutct segment or 1hc p<>pul111on seems
hlblttng sam,:-scx monugc WiU when: ,hey choose 10 hi'< "1lhln rldtculously coun1er1ntult11'C II
rum-owly dcfc:ited 1h1s summer the nattQn we're willing to pu1 1h15 dtscnml•
by • scruatonal v01c or 52--18 notion Into our const11u11011, what S.1mc-scx m,magcs \\Cl'C
Some stat~, such as M,ssoun and briefly lcg,dlud tn Ottgon-tn will be ncX1I
Louts,anJ have n>«•d amenJ- be The numerous rcJSOns to vote r- March Multnom•h County • mtnts '""'nsl mam•"'" equ•l11y no on Co11stt1uuo1UI Amendment ,,.,, o· g;m lssuang same-sex monug,: If.
Within the past [cw months ccnscs. allowing ro, the mJnugc 36 spe•k for 1hcmscll-cs II tins
Ottgon rcm.uns the onl)· !.late of o,u 3_000 couples If Co!L<ll• amendment passes. 11 wtll harm
\11th a rc:1SOnable hope of dcft:tt• tuuonol Amendment 36 passes. thoUSJnds nr same-sex couples
tng an Jntl-g:iy munugc amend- those mnntagcs w1U become vo,d. auoss the suue antl set the prrc
m<:m, In thi. mi""l, the stnte ~-- edcnt for the lnstnton of d,s. r-- u,u)1ng m.lll)' couples 1mporu1111 sc:rves as~ fla<><hlp for 1h~ nauon h L- cnmlnatlt'ln Jnd bl.is Into the Or-.,. nghts sue as ,..,.Ith lnsur.ancc,
Orcgon h.as J progrcs.swt h1stOI)' chtld cust<>dy. tnhcrltlln<:e nghl5 egon Con!>lltullort The nallon ts
regarding gay and lcsb1.1n ngh1,5 Jnd the •btltty 10 molte hre-savtng wJtchtng to sec what 01cgon wtll
.,nd has conststently defeated dcctsions decide on No1· 2 I.ti's make
mu-g;ay b•llot mcasumi and con- or llll ihc nghts ,hai Constltu- sure th,a it's no on Con,u1u11on•I
stttutional amendmerus uon.11 Amendment 36 wall deny Amendment 36
unronun,uely, ., ... n Oregon 531111:•SCX couples, the rentOl'\ll for more ,nrorm,uon or IQ
might n<>t be •blc 10 pment dl5-or the •bilitv to m•kc hfc-s;iY1ng 1-olunteer. 11si1 noon36 com or
cnm1r1.1t1on from cntcnng 115 con-dcclslons. or ""'n be \11th one, look for No on 36• reprc5Cntll•
S11tut1on the mo,,1 recent polls panncr in the hospunl, is lht tll'CS on ampu.s dunng the next
1ndlo11c that v01crs arc tquJlly mOSI fnjjht.crung According 10 month
spin e>n the lssuc, with ;i ttl.luvcly
Even doctors oppose
ballot measure 35 Letters tot
ntgllgcnt Qr recklt$S. I Just can\ lnsu111ncc executives using a Qnc-
1 DC3rly hlld a hun auack bcbcvc thcy would ask Ottgo-size-fi1S-1tll approach
when 1 read the actUal lnnguagc nlans 10 change their ronsmuuon ltt me tell you Jbout Thcres:a
of Consuu.,uorual Amendment 35. 10 help genmuc incTttSed profits Booth of Pendleton A rcw yean
As a physlew>, r,-c been follow-ror insurers. ago. whua she had her second
Ing the medical rnalp111CIJC\! lss\lt The amcndmeru proposes • son. the doaor delivered the baby
clOISCI)' But I couldn\ believe thAL COll$1llUtiorul llmlt or S500,000 IWO months early The physlaan
the words ·negJ1gcncc· la1tr admmcd, under
and ·recklessness· •re And when you're talking about o.ith. t.lut he forgot 10
In 1hc rrtetiUrt Ortge>- • . check the ultr.1-sound
mans Will decide on brain damage, birth defecrs, or tcstS, which sh~
Nov 2 l f al fun • • the baby was not yet rvc examined the OSS O SCXU COOO, someames full-term As a rcsuh,
camp.aJgn matenal and $500,000 is not enough. These are her son was born pre-
I notlce the sponsors or . . . matt.ITC \11th horrible
Amendment 35 care-qualuy of life LSSUCS. b1nh defcc15. The fam-
fully ~void those IWQ ------------------- ily now fll<lcs a hfttunc
\\-Ortis in non-«anomtc damages Cases of chllllcngcs, hcaru,che and Ng•
Un!onunau:ly, thctt\ no Ian-that geL 10 thts le1•cl nrc extremely gcnng cxpcnstS. Who~ account­
guagc tltlll s:ays tnsurana r,tcS mrc, but they do hllppen And able?
wlll go down. no IJl.ngw,gc tlut when you'tt talking about bm!n ihc~ wanted that qucstlon
says health care will become less damage. btnh defcas. or loss answered by a Jury She U'\1$lCd
cxpe1151vc. or sexual funaion, sometimes Juries lllld believed she'd gtt a fair
It is clear why the ,nsur:mcc $500,000 Is 1\01 enough These shake. At least she'd gc1 her day
companies suppon this idea: 11 arc qua!J1y of life Issues In coun.
limitS their expenses when on.t Juries should ltlll~ those dcd-Just before trial, the Insur.ante
of thclt pro\'ldc,s docs som<th\ng siQns on a ~by-asc basis. no1 comp:iny agreed 10 set up a 1rus1 Forum
Winning the War on Terror Idiot's guide to
know According LO our 1mdh-way Instead we att propping up
by Matt Savage gencc sourcrs. we h•,·t inktn out tht •ulocrallc rcgums 1h31 11\ty
11!; offid.'ll. ~rgc Bush has Lhrtt-rounhs of known Al-Qa,d• cusplsc. Since 9/11. we h3,•e
ntp-llopped He said 1h31 w, oprmm-cs Th:us nlc.!. bw ll Is g",:n military aide and/or troops
an, win on the W.ir on Terror, 1ht unknown aper.uh~ 11ut I am 10 Pulslan. Kuw.all, Egypt, Gcor­
thcn he 100k II bac~ l<crry 1htn it hnlc more worncd about gill, Qatar, Er1trc:t, Oj1bou11, and
neassurcd us that ht h.,s ahwys What "c mould inlly be ~udl Anthill After all, they
thought we could W1n the W~r on rocu<ing on b a w,r behind the w"re all our alllrs 1n the War on
Terror Amrric,1 can sleep sound-War on Terror the War of ldeol-Terror. But tht)' wen, also •u10-
I)·, kn.,....mg INI the Democratic ogy. the War or Ht.tru and Minds cruuc regimes. n.mons .. ,thout
contender !or the Prtsldcncy We an: m the middle or a war frce dCCl1ons orfrcl'dom of the
btl,.,ve:. we c-•n .. ,n u1e War on ag:unst md1C11I W.1m1c J1hadlsm, ptffl Manr of thtse nauons,1rc
Terror human nght5 ,104l1ors 3nd
Wh.11 e=ly, IS the Why does Osama bin Laden nuny hJ,·c killed their own
WJr on rrrrorl ru- d • h M 1. people All of th= gov-
ron>m IS a tJOlc, n0t nee CO COflVlnCe t e US lffi cmmcnl5 are the enemies
nn upponcm King people chat we are murdering of iheir people
O;md used gucnll,1 • • Afttr all. 1hc main ob-
w.rfnrr 1.1<11cs, n'iany greedy, life-haring monsters chat J«tt,'(orAt-Q•1dats1oend
fight.c1S In 1hc R<:,·o- • I d h the rule of the Saudi 10)'3!
lutl('llllry W~r ltrlOr despise Is am an wane [ em co fum1ly O\'Cr 1ht holy land,
iml their opponcnl5 remain in poverty and opprcs- andrcpl.lcc11"11hnCund:i•
Tcrronsm ,s an d- mcnt•llst. t,lamlc go\'em-
f,cu\'e 1.ICIIC 1h31 has sion, when we do it for him? ment M,my of the people
been used by smlllkr --------:----:-:-,--:--:---:----- intbcArabworldgladlyex­
groups 10 fight 14,gcr and we •re ddinltcly losing the change their currcnt gov~mmcnts
forces. ,nd It has b«n used for War of the He-Jn.s und Mmds of for anything else:. cvc:n Jthodtsm
thOU$:1nds of )'Ct!IS You c.m~ "1n the MusUm World tCtbt western world tSs«n rui the
J war on ttrror. therc IS n0thlng E"cry time we drop • bomb. Muslim world's ,nrmy, there IS
to fight. Killing suicide bombc1S shoo1 a gun or lnv;ide a Muslim lttuc ch3ntt tllty will trust a lib­
who hiJack pbnc.\ does nn1h111g country. "-1' urc l0stng the W.r cral, democratic republic
rhcy •ne sumdc bombers. In 1ht ug;1111>t lsl3mic J1had1sm. Wt arc Many Arabs love American
words of Jimmy F~llon, )'OU'd be hdp,ng our enemies. Why does culturc and dneam of coming to
doing them a favt>r Osami, bin uaden nttd 10 eon-Amcriai, the land of opponunlty.
Sowl:w ,vM ure we neatly fight• Vince the Muslim people th:u we Accc,rding 10 the Unllcd N•tlol\S
Ing' A wur on Os:imlt bln-1.ndc'I. nrc murdering. grcedy, hre-ho11ng Oc,,:lopmcnt Progrum:mcn Arab
maybcl Or how about AI-Q3Jd.-t? monsters that despise lsbm .md Human Ocvelopmcm Rcpon of
That Is an org;,nlzlltlon \\1th a rcl-want them to rtmltm in po,·eny 2002. ·Rcmarknbty, 51 percent of
au,-.,ly clrar hier:nthy Jnd Slruc-ind oppr=ion. wh<n we do II older )'OUlhs eJ<pressed • dcstre 10
ture You an W1n ~ w•r •&>Inst for him? cmlgouc to oihcr countries. cka.r­
Al-Qa1da Maybe we urc winning We should be promonng on ly 1nd1Clltlng their dlssrulsfac­
thc war •i!i1111S1 AI-Qa1d,. I don I llliemam·e. showing them a bcucr tlon with currcnt condulons and
The Mystery Box
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, n11it,• 111,•l,,:.;••\lnkldt1Pt,1111 111111 \1,i.::!11
10 lllkc care of expenses dunng
the lift of Thcrcsa's son Wlthoul
lht hommcr of o pending jury
td.111. 1111 unlikely the insurance
a,mpany would hm,'C ucccplcd II$
rtSponsibll11y.
Sponsors or ihts constltwloruil
:imcndmcm cblm rur1l doc­
tors arc leaving bc01u.sc of high
lllllpr.tellce prtmlunu. That JUSI
'isn\ true. Ust year, ihc legisla­
turr c:rc:11cd a new (our-year fund
IQ help rur.d docto!S pay the.Ir
t!Wpmalce premiums The fund
was set up In JanU:try and sornr
1...-0-thltds of rural doct0rs arc
now re:cMng help. This Is an
Oregon solution put In place by a
Rtpublk:im leglsbturc and signed
by a Ocmocratlc governor, Let's
llJ''C tlus un,quc soluuon a ch2ncc
IQ ...-ork before we limit people\
nghis with • clungc to the con­
st11utlon.
I have physician friends In
5t•ICS where limits ha,,: passed.
and gucsswhlttlTntydon\ work
from 1991 to 2002, r.tlte$ "-'ent
up -18 prrccm In states with caps.
Ral(s also wcm up m swes with• ow cups, but not :is much.
Wc'n, lucky ln Orcgon 10 ha,,:
so =nycxcellcnt doct0rs, but we
also hav,: a few b3d ones. I know
some or them and, frankly. I'm
astoundtd they"re still allowed
to praai«. The Natloruu Pmtl•
lfoncr or Dalli B.mk rrporu that
only 6ve pcn:cm or physidllns
arc nespons1bk for a =Jomy or
medical malpractice cases.
Amendfmnt 35 \V:ll\1$ Orcgo­
ttlans lO limit their rights JUSI to
deal with these few doctors, A
better way Is a shining light Imo
doctor's secretive b;ickgrounds. h
amaus me 1h:11 )'OU can ch«k the
background or a Cllll'CJtlCf who\
rrmowtg dry rot rrom your bath­
room, but you Clln\ rc\'lcw the
background or a doetor who's rt•
moving your gall bbddcr.
Health Cllrt In Orcgon has
many problems. but patients hav­
ing 100 mitny rights Is jUSI flOI Ont
or ahem On behalf of my pa11cnts,
I'm vodng "No· on C.Onst.hutlonlll
AmcndmenL 3,.
Dr. Tom Saddoris futurc prospects m their home
coumrtes • TI1ty would rather be
educated. gt'I out of poveny and
be Cree, but rca:m v,s;i rtstncuons
and the 1'1111101 Act ho,'C swppcd
mllny of the ,,.ry few who can af­
ford 10 come herc In ~ way, we
offer the Muslun people no 111-
tcm.itl,'C but Os:!rnn bln-L.iclcn.
Even ff 1hcy don\ agree w11h him.
at least he IS fighting agalnSI the
•u1ocm11c rcgimrs ballot measures
by Josh SIiverman
Measure 31:
Tuts measure would allow for
lhe Lcgislauvt Assembly to post·
pone an c.lecuon 1C n candidate IS
nommn1cd for public office am!
dies beforc the eltcuon Under
cu""nt law, lf • dccnscd Cllh•
dtcbtt rccel\,:s the m0st VOies,
the lncumbcm Slll)'$ In office or
• '"=IIC)' Is crcatcd (which Is
l)'Pl01lly filled by appolmmcnt)
Measure 31 would allow the Lcg­
lS!nuvt Assembly to orpmze •
new rlrcuon 01 a ln1cr dnte In 1hc
C:1.5'! of a decnscd c:nndlditte
Measure 32:
Smee 2003. mob1lt homes in
Orcgon art no longer classified
as \'t'.h1cles. but an, lnSleod classt•
6cd 115 bulfd.lngs.. Undtr tulTt'nt
law, the fees and wes coll~tl'd
from mobile homes arc still used
cxclush-ely for hlghw:ays. parks,
and rtertlltlon •-Measurc
32 would h.ivt mobile home rev•
cnue go to building code rtbted
sc= T1us would n0t affm
mobile home -rs. bu1 mst~•d
afTcct \I here thcir tOJ<CS ond fees
arc spent
Measure 33:
Mca,urr 33 would ullow for
the Crtllllon or • system of li­
censed, rrgula1ed, non-profit
dlspcns:uies of marljuruu. for
n:gistcrcd p:11lcms and arcgtv•
crs. Under currtnt bw, qU:tllficd
pallcnts must grow rrutrijUJna
thcmscl,,:s or fmd a curcghu
Willing to give them manjWlllll
ror frce. Mc:asurc 33 would crco1c
d1S'pCJ)Sllnes (or g,vt the county
health dcp311mcm • mcd1cul
rru1n1ua.na dispensary llctnsc). ol­
lowtng pat1cms to buy nunjua.rui
leg;illy It would also 1ncrc,isc the
amount of rrutnjuana patlrnts ain
~ and make It eJISlcr for jXI·
tlents 10 qualify for the program Measure 34:
Measurc J; would rcquu,: the
Slate brd or Forestry 10 man­
age tht Tillamook and Cllltsop
State Forests for the purpose or
reStonng no11vc old growth foru15
m SO% ol t"-areas. The Other
50'l> would be open for sustain­
able Umber hJrvestmg Jnd rev•
,nur producuon Supponcrs cue
environmental benefits. whcrcas
opponcn11 cut major losses In
rt\'CIIUt. mcludlng rt\'Cnuc spent
on Improvements oft~ Corcsts.
Measure 35:
Mcasurt 35 would impose •
flm11J1tlon of SS00,000 on 1hc
amoum • p:ulcnt can clo1m due
to mcdlcd ll1lllpnictfcc, negli­
gence. mental sulfcnng and 0thtr
noneconomic dam.iges •sa•=
bculthatrr proV1dcrs m Orrgon
Measure 36:
MC3Surt 36 would amrnd the
Orcgon consthuuon 10 state ·only
a manuge bc1v.,:en one mltll and
one woman shall be V:tlld or leg.ti•
ly recognized as rnanugc •
Measure 37:
MC35urte 37 would rtqu,ne
1he government 10 compros:110
a landowner !or losses ansmg :is
• direct result of ., p-cmrnc.n­
Ull rcgulllUon The govcmnicnl
would hove 1hc choice or com­
pcnsaung the l3ndowncr or forgo.
mg rcgullluon
Measure 38:
Mt:.lSUrt 38 abolishes SAIi;
the public corporation tlm sells
workers" compensation 111Surancc:
for the state and Other public ond
pn,'2tt cn1ities Cnllcs of SAIF
die SAIF's refl.lS,ll 10 grant cover­
age 10 ccnoln •nsky" in,'(S1mcnl$.
whereas supponers ol SAIF ote
the thousands or dollars they h:i\'c
saved bu.su,csscs rutd IJIXJXl}"CIS
Colw~II
WASH
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chc Pioneer Log. September 24, 2004 5 ----Features----
From Mozzarella to
Monterey, students
demand cheese
by Kelsey Westling
·wtm 1s your favomc type of
cheese?• Thl.S IS • qucsuon 1h3l
u:WIS 6r Clurk first•)'tar Bmndon
Wiebe I.S commonly :asked Ht
pams12k1ngly begins to Mrrow
II down lO thrt~ l)'Jl"S of chtesc,
but h3s 10 include fl\'C llne de
Mtllux, Gouda. 5.lenk:unicr,
Momgonmcry Chedd.lr, frtSh
Cru:vrt, and \\~nslcydale
Al the Acuvitlcs F:llr on
Wednesday, Oc, 8, Wiebe and
ano1hcr first-yar siudcm. Jusun
Markham, SCI up a booth with c:hcoc, cnacktr,; ,nd a sign-up
sheet When 1he fau was o,-cr,
the chec:sc complc1cly gone. and
192 people had signed up !or the
ChccscClub.
The Chttsc Oub Is JUSt one
ch:iptrr of the unoffioal nlllo11.1l
org1mt:11llon Chtesc Oub USA
In lldduion 10 founding the club
:u LC, Wkbe founded the nation­
al org.,ni:lluon ~1 Woodside High
School In Woodside. CA
Wiebe and hts friend, Na-
1hD.n HJU1cr. suned Cheese, Oub
USA at 1hm former high school
Wicbe S3ld his parents "'C"' al-
I "'°«f l'flfO<YM,U
Cheese enthusiast and club founder Brandon Wiebe ('08). w,1ys ulltng him
lo Join a club be­
CilUSt II looks good
on college apphc:a•
11ons. Rathtr 1h3n
JO'" gn CJCistlng club,
Wic-,be and H11Ucr
dcdded 10 create the
Cheese Club He s;i1d
II w:as D pnactic:al choice,
bcatU>C ·who docsn, like
crnecsc?"
• If you put chccsc m • Joi«: 11
makes II funnier." Wiebe s;i1d.
Although the club onginally
stlltltd as a ,·cry ·cheesy" Joi«:,
Wiebe fc;,und that many people
"Cl" tmcrcstcd In Jl"ltfdp.1ling
At the first meeting 1hcrt we,~
a surpr1$1ng 40 people in a11cn­
danc:e
The ongmal dub~ acuvmcs
included rcscarchmg cheese,
discus.mg chccsc, and uung
chttSt They took o tour of Fis·
cal!nJ forms In Modesto, CA. and
sponsored 3 few gUCSI speakers.
They met With ~Lmano Gonzales,
who worked ,n n chccsc factory in
Modes!<> Jnd who, as Wiebe says,
ts·• big 11.1mc In the cheese bust•
ncss:
Chccsc Oub USA h3s rett1ffl!
1101 or pubhcll)'. The San Francil•
Multicultural Fair
Clockwise from top left to right: JIYoung Kim ('07), Hannah Stafford ('08), Sarah Yeller
('08) and Kalie Blakey ('08) set up for the Fair; Lisa Arnold ('08) a.nd Ann Bulskov ('08)
present some of Denmark's tradltlonal food; Justin Leak, SOA RO, enjoys an array of
ethnic foods; LC students sample food from around the world; Cedra Fox ('07) and
Timmie Roach ('05) take a break from cooking to pose for the camera.
6 Lhe Pioneer Log, September 24, 2004 co Cltmnlclc mn an an1clc on the
front p:igc of their food ~Ion,
and the, dub appeared on • lo­
al San Frandsco TV show called
E•'Cllfng Mag<1:1nt They ..c:rc
filmed for tht Food Network
show Unwrapped, which Will ..r
this spnng.
Act1V11tts for the Chttsc Oub
01 LC WIii include metlings C\'try
other week, gutSt spc,,l«:r,;, 11:nd
lours of loc:ru cheese fuctornes.
They also plltn 10 visi1 tht Tilla­
mook Crnecsc F11Ctory Speaking
or T1lbmook cheese. Wtcbe said,
·For a factory-pnlduccd cheese, I
think U 1.S the bCSI thcrt IS•
The b,ggesi issue for this year's
club 1s funding. as then, is no
bud gel money alloaucd !or I he
Chcesc Oub Orn, of this )1'1rs
most pr6S1ng go.tis will be IP acqu,n, a budget The C05l ofbU)'•
Ing cheese for rtC11rly 200 mem•
bers would be Jppmxlnutdy
S'f-00 pcr meeting
Cum:mly, the dub will ch3rge
• membership fee 1ha1 .. ,11 be
VOlCd on at the first n1«11ng
AnOlhtr option for the club m.ty
be for tbt munbers 10 bnng their
own chccsc and I mdc
s,11utday, Oc1 2 ts scheduled
10 bt the lil'Sl Clttc,.., Oub meet­
Ing Wiebe plans 10 hold meeting;
C\'cry other Sa1urday "' l OOpm
Tru: mccung place ts )'Cl 10 be
announced, but. due to the st:c
ol the club, they ""II m<N Hkdy
meet In the Council Chambers in
Templeton Even tho,,: who arc
IIICIOSC m1olcran1 arc "'Clcomc.
Plc11st ,1s11 thtdtLocdub org
for rnure 1nfom1.111on
From the archives
In rulure issues this space will be reserved for an
interesting selection from the Pioneer Log archives.
When this letter was submitted, women were pro­
hibited from smoking in their dorm rooms, while men
were not.
A lcucr 10 the Editor: Friday
May 2, 1958 (,•ol. 17, no. 27):
An open letter 10 the lldmln•
lsuatlon
In th!S modem age, ClllllnClpa·
tlon has linaUy aught up Wllh
women; the fcm.,le sex ""'Y now
v01c, aucnd college, ndc horscs
:tStndc, and, horror of all hormr,;,
e"cn smoke. that we. the smoking women
studcn~ of LA!wts & Oark Col•
lcgc, arc deeply appttdath-c for
this concern which Is expressed
In our weir.re by the >dmmis­
LrUllon, but we are also deeply
d1S1urbcd •bout the !act 1h31 the
men srudcms arc be so nccdlcssl)'
ncgkctcd
The men •re ami:illy, unbe­
llcwblc :as II may be, allO\\'Cd 10
However, IL There seen1S to be
,ccms 1hn1 here con~ume
the deadly
and tcmblc
weed m
their rooms
~ women
SludtntS Ql'C
humficd by
this Ill.Int•
feslllllon of
the doubl~
standard on
the bcauuful
bu, arclu,c
campus of
u:,.,s lir
Clark and, on Pala11ne HIii
WC 2ft IWO
hundred )'c.ns
behind prog•
rcss
Lovely. c:is­
ily accessible,
and con,•cni=
pbccs lll'C pro.
,'tdw for the
consumptl<>n of
the evil "ud,
1ob3cco. but
we womt.n ~U• no satisfactory ex­
planation for chis
phenomenon ocher
than concern for rhe
health of rhe women
and the sn1cll (odious
thought) which 1nighc
linger in rhe rooms.
dents arc no1
ollowcd 10 smoke m our rooms
There sttms 10 be no sausfooory
cxpl•nauon for 1h15 phtnomenon
other th.m concern far the hahh
of the women •nd the smell (odi­
ous thought) which might linger
m the rooms
We would like 10 make It clnr tn bch31r
of the wdfarc of our neglected
brothers and 10 dispel our own
lnCTC:tSlng puukmcnt, ask for
• satisfactory cxplana1lon or for
~ revision of this regulauon gr,·•
Ing equal considerallon 10 both
SC><ts
Jerry Hubbard ----Features----
LC Co-op hopes for big year Photo of the week I
The LC Community Trade
Co-op has arrived in rull
force on campus for the
'04-'05 school year with
plans to create programs
that will connect the
student body through
exchange programs
by Leandra Bomstoln
A$ old groups n:tum like salm­
Qn 10 their cclcetie llule ofliceo.
and new siudcnt groups struggle
toc,inbllSh thdrown ntchc 1n the
Templeton Libynmh. the unac­
coun1td-for fnn of the Lc",s
& Clark commuruty 01cku wuh
1hc crcall\-c studcm mvolvc=m and their
tnltl':lctlOns wuh c;ich Olhcr: says
Co-op mcmbu Enka Spangler
('06) ·w. an do this by com­
mun11y building 1111d 51tmubtlng
$1UdenlJI' 1w1rencs. or .,ti the
amazing 11lcnts or the ptaple
around them •
Aside rrom providing a Sllmu­
lom for crc.mvlly, the Co-op v.111
opcnuc a non-profit cofTcc shop
strvtng fair lr:idc corrcc. tea and
chocoll11c These products on:
purchased through otg311lza·
IIOOs like Tmnsfalr. lb.It buy di­
rectly from farmers in developing
coumm, a\·olding the trading
pmcuces common among large
corpomllons The Co-op _..11 Jll51icc:. and economics We need
an outl<1 when: we can matcrtal•
lu these ldc.n that an, bouru:mg
around In our hc:ids all day IMg. •
Among 1hc1r plans for giutcr
cnYlronmtmal awan:n~ ilOd
campus Sl'.lr.q1stom•blbt)', 1hc
Co-op Will work cl05ely whh 1hc
SOuth umpus Ganlens 10 bnng
siudcnts fresh ,-.,gclllbles, herbs.
and spice,,
MembcD or the Co-op nn:
currently pc111lonlng 1he Gcnenll
Allocations 803rd for funding and
mt workmg wllh Jon Eldndgc
and membcD or Residence urc on
1he1r most pressing Issue finding
a. ttntpomry space on campus ln
1hc long-term. the Co-op hopes
10 tnkc o,-er 1hc
sp.irks or Siu•
d,m lnhl;ited
11ct1v11y Unror-
111ru1dy. lllllny
of the cfTons
made b)' f nngi:
groups .,nd IO•
d1V1dWII lOISIS.
musmillls. and
craf1ers go un­
rttognizcd by The Co-op will also offer trade programs
including free boxes, a bike swap, and a
book swap rhat will aJJow students to sell
their books to one another without hav­
ing ro go through the bookstore. space <.-urrtnt I y
ocxuptcd by
the T,.,t Room
Mtchxl SeS1nc
of the Tcmplc-
1on RcnOV'.lliOn
Commtncc, IS
helping 1hcm
n:ach that go;il
Unlit 1hc Tcm•
ple1on rcnova-
iht rommunuy
Al llrgi: bccnusc LC Is curn:mly
wuhou1 a ccntr:il bod)• wlit_n:
org.intzed groups Jnd mouwtcd
1ndlV1dW14 an collabor:uc wuh
one llROlhcr Funhcrmorc. '"lh
the studcm-opc,r;ucd RUS1y Nall
1n limbo. then: IS no longer an
UICrR;itl\'C Ulery 10 offset Lhc
corporoi, influence o[ on-cimpus
food servtce,.
In response 10 1hc lick or
collabor:iuon bc1"ccn S1udcni
g,oups •nd 1hc tc,el or Interest
in f.111 1rnde commerce. Fr.mer
I.Jmkr ('06) ond a core group of
mg.ml.rt.rs saw the pcxcnual for
• soluuon m I he cmiuon of the
LC Communny Tmdc Co•op In
thtir format proposal. the Co-op
ad\'OQIICS SIUdcnt group ll<,I•
""'king and aspires 10 provide
i communally bcncfidal crcalh-e
oullcl ror S1udcn1 CTCllllVJty on
ampus. "Wt'd like 10 Increase also oITcr 1rnde progrJms tnclud·
ing free boxes. o bike sw;ap, ~nd
3 book sw;ap 11,;u Will allow SIU•
dems 10 sell their boo~ 10 one
anoihcr \'1thou1 having 10 go
through the bookston: -Students
come to Lewi,. & Clark unogm,ng
an environment tha1 IS more n:p­
n:scmau,-e or 1ndiY1duahsrn: s:ud
unier "Bui WC fuu! • rorpomc
""'tronmcnt with Bon Apptlll
conuolhng our food scl'Vlcu ~nd
Barnes l!r Noble o,-crsccmg our
campus bookstore.·
TIil: Communlt)' Tmdc Co­
op \Vilt •lso provide a she where
scudcnts can freely sell or 1rn.de
baked goods. cl'llfts, anwork. ond
clothmg. malong direct profits
while putung their understruu!­
tng or commett't' anJ econom­
ics 10 ptllCllcal use Lanier said.
"In classes we lc:im •bou1 Issues
like envlronmcn1allsm, social tlons art com•
plettd tn several yc•rs. members
or the Co-op ore cons,dcnng the
sp:acc m the RUSly Nail, Thayer
S1udcn1 lounge, or Tanu.rack.
The Co-op has aln::idy estah­
ltsbc<l ltsdf ,un~ng 111f student
body. which miy remember
c11ch1ng glimpses or 1hcm last
spnng dotng n•ktd bod)' p:unung
dunng Sponmncous Combustion
and orpnWng free bo..:s m the
dorms McmbctS or the Co-op
1111cnd 10 conunue org;inlzlng
301-,ues 11kt 1hcsc, ond ho~ for
mcl'C:lSCd suppon and pank1p:1•
lion frnm scudcn1s. "The Co-op
an oa as a c.ualyst for new ac­
alivity on campus while ghing
an ou1 lei for crcall\'C expression:
unlcrsud
For more tnforma11on, plc.,sc
con1:1c1 Frazier uimcr
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the Pioneer Log. September 24. 2004 7 -Arts & Entertainment-
ABBA cover band revives
'70s spirit in Rose City
by Christle Wright
BJOm Ag.iln will be In Pan­
land Sa1urd.1y n1gh1
The flashy fourJOme. decked
ou1 1n go-go bo<>ls and whnt
.sullS, 1$ non.-01h<r Ill.In (oh,
yes') on ABBA co,cr b:lnd
BJ Om /\g;lm lOUIS I he pop
mythrm 1h01 ltllldt the 70s band
ABBA famous, including ·o,nc­
tng Qu«n: ·sos: and • Mrurum
Mlil • Their SOflll$ arc nos1algu:, ,r n01h1ng tlsc or a dlvc1'5C era ,n
rock hmory
Bt1ween '92 ,nd ·99 the act
rclC35Cd four singles. rwo albums
and 1wo "ld.-os, ,ndud,ng "Bjorn
Again· The Documtniary.· Their
edccuc history mdudes O\U
3.000 conccns In O\'tr 60 coun-
1ncs. hi:ad.lirun.g G,y Pride '96 In
London and ln1cnsc exprnmcn-
1.111on ln fiber opucs
8JOm Again tCI Ju,~ appeared
In '89 of~r their htllcop1cr ·col­
ltdcd wUh • glanl gli11cnng plat·
fonn shoe rrom OUl<r space.•
The accident left band members
simndcd on the shores or Aus-FtC:lilOc;c:utTW tr you've never seen a band spawned In a collislon bo·
tween a helicopter and a giant shoe, ABBA cover band
BJ!Srn Again will be a now experience.
Lr:JhJ wuh n01hing bu1 ~ b1d case longstokin, lknn)' Andtrwnr,
or rtm~•~ Luckily for us, Ibey BJOm Vch-o-us, Rutger Sonofa­
"'trc resc:11td But dcspllt all ef-gunn and 011 Orumklu did Just
foru 10 rc<l\'t their mcmortes, 1lu1 BJOm Again~ only mtsslon
they had fotg011en 1hdr pas1 ex-·10 pcrfonn cnichy songs ind
«pt ·rorsomc beauuful melodies prc;ich good fashion sense, siylc,
running around 1he inside of 1helr love and kmdn,ss, all of wh,ch
heads. stated 1hc band's ...,~bsl1c, they rclt lwercl belong these
wwwb;omigam,com da}-S •
or course. the only logic:il While 1nsts11ng 1h11 1hc b.md
Lhing 10 do would be to Slllrt • h:tdn\ ht2rd o[ ABBA unt1l 1990,
b>nd, so Ag,ncth.t F:llstiln, Frida Bjorn Again hos ABBA members'
blcs:.in1J$
Have YOU been Bjorn Again? They're regarded as one or
Ausirnlb's most successful cn-
1en•tnmcn1 acts (thc:)-'ve even
appeared In lhvuil Pursull <1=·
lions) Tbcy'rc supponcd by
nrtlSlS like 1he Spice Girls, Srutnill
Twain 3nd Rod S{cWBn. Tht)o\~
hClldlintd their own tours •nd
plliytd 10 sold out crowds In Ire•
und and London Arc you 21 or older! Do you worship glitter, go-go boors
and d~p philosophical lyrics? lf you do, the Piolog's got
a pair of ticke~ for you 10 see Bj!Sm Again tomorrow
night 111 the Crystal Ballroom! Send your answers co these
ABBA trivia quest.ions to piolog@ldark.edu by Saturday
»wming 10 win your trip 10 the '70s!
I.Wluc hie broadway muslal Is based on ABBA's muslcl
2. What 1999 movie feacures an exclusr;ely ABBA soundtndd
3.What are the first names o( all four members or ABBA? Th,: show ls surc to be gbm,
orous and run of C!lerg)' And ,r
you'rc 3 dlc:•h•nl ABBA fan, 1h1> Is
the next bc,;t thing II you arc 21
or O\'tr, check ou1 BJC>m Again nt
9.00pm on September 25 01 the
McMcnom,ns Crysutl B.,llroom
Ticke1urc S20.
National Lampoon's Gold
Diggers need to keep digging
By Sam Pollach
There IS one scrnc 111 Nallorntl
Lampoon\ Cold Dtgg,rs 1h.11 made
me laugh. The huocs, trying 10
m,kc 3 de:ilh look occultnuil,
aucmpt 10 push • corpse down
• lhght of S1J11rs only 10 h.wc •l
gu s1uck a1 1h< 1op. Tlus was 1hc
only lllugh I g01 In n1nc1y minute$
of purc, unaduher:ucd. cinemollc
hell
CiolJ Df,Bg(ll tells the $!Ory or
Calvin Mcnholftr (\Viii Fncdk,
Boy Mws llbrld) ond l.comrd
Smallwood (Chns Owen, Amen•
can Pit), 1wo dcspcm1e losers and
appalling conmen. Alier 1hey fall
31 robbmg two elderly women.
they arc thrown in Jrul Wh,n no
durges lrt prcs.scd, they decide
they will 1ry 10 m~rry the women
and tnheni their !onuncs
The 1wo women (Louise lassc:r
ond Renee Taylor) Jte ac1uolly dtS1llu1e. and decide 10 m,rry lfl(
boys. and then kill them to collcc1
life Insur.in«. Why these four
would decide 10 marry foll0\\1ng
on 011cmp1ed muggtng Is beyond
1he scope or• sen pt so d1sasuous­
ly awful UIJll whoc,u penned ii
should be tried for w:ir cnml'S
The plot only exists 10 sci
up con1n,-rd shua1ions 1ho1 art
ncllher amustng nor pl•uslble
T11erc arc mon, clichts 1hon you
can shokc a Slick JI (nm sho1)
From Jokes about Suubuck\, 10
1hc ·ounwiis Guide 10 Murder."
10 "do we gc1 rnl'S wuh 1hJ1:
every joke ts • ·been ther,, done
thnl • cxpcrtmce 1'hls ls 1he mos1
predictable film sina Tiranu:
On 1op or 1ht ridiculous plot,
)'Oil luwe O fair number or r.lCISI,
sexlsi and homophobic jokes
The filnunakcrs don, s.,cm 10
undcrsiand 1ho1 nx:fal sicrcot)'T)l'S
8 the Pioneer Log. September 24. 2004 ore nm runny when they arc wnt•
ten and pcrfonned by mclSI white
J•ciwses Stc1totypcs or blocks.
Jews "nd AsL1ns occur more lhan
once. and 1hcy •re nC\-er runny,
I suppose Its n b;id sign when
the biggest SlllrS you a,n lllnd
au the bro1hcr rrom Boy Mctu
\¼>rid and The Shenn1n.11or rmm
Anuerf(Qn Pit But thru doesn\
excuse 1he siummg pile ol c1<•
mmcm this tnC1\'1e Is Evcl)-on•
mvolved wi1h ibis movie should
be Strung up by thcir 1oen.11ls and
pummeled wuh raw cucumbers
while bcins forced 10 w:ttch Ani­
mal H-on endless loop until
they t't3.lltt wh.11 tn.ldc Na1Jorutl
l.llmpoon~ movies so good In the
pasl. I would ra1hcr spend six
munths In ~ Turkish pnson th.in
be ro~cd 10 \O,JICh sorncthtngthlS
awful again nsto
r ass
e I og s eekend Guide
Portland Tai.ko Concert
Newmark The:uer, Friday and S:uutday, 8:00pm, Tickcis S6
Fru assocwc for a momem. When I s.ay awCSOlllt, mind-blowing.
body•vlbr:1llag. bc1tcr-1.han-aack•S1lmW11tlng drum-beating. whiit do
you think ofl If you dldn, answer •Portland Talko" you Qb,1ously have
not been to one of their perfonnanccs. Tcm1gh1, Sep, 24, a1 8:00pm
lll lhc Ncwnw.rk Tb=cr, Ponland Tatlco wlll be having their annual
WI conCCJt. Talko Is a drummin& an ongmatcd In Ja1>3n. where II Is
sill! practiced In full-forte. The talko concert on Frid!!)'. however, will
be performed In lhc Nonh•AmcrlOlll s1yk, which, !hough simlur 10
apans wko, SlanCd .is I mans 10 protest the Internment of Ja
Amcncaiu dunng \yorld War IL
Ponlan,d Talko\ perfonnancc:s are bolh Innovative and h!Slorical,
cornb\oioa ~OM1'·1'" ~ wlr.h a rcvcrcru appuciallon for cul-
1\lft ilmllar to Ju IA,l-lERO, Thdr Clldung peno~ of lhclr o-,vn
orfglnal worll$ ,lruegJaiU .dance. nwual ans, llnging and S10rywli
wnh U'ldUlonal ~ l.cWIS (ii Oark got lrs hands on a Umiwl
numbrr of tickc1,1 whldi &he school i$ sdllng 11 a discounted price o
S6 (11$1Wly lhtysdl f~r $20-25). s«ingthc~ow will make you eravt
dn,rnbeals NJd walk with UISpircd syncopation for 11 lea.st a wuk. Be·
sidu, 1 Uulc \lit of cllll1m never bl,U'l anybody, and 11 may be lhc bcS1
high )'OU.'ll Clltba~r.
For more info~n on inc show or how 10 obWn llckets, comaa
5.icblko ~UIU au,j 178,9( vrci91mk@lclArk.edu.
-by Ho'OIIWIIJ\ndtnruinn
'Iracy Chapman
Aladdin Thcalcr, Friday, 8:00pm, liekcLS $3S
Okay, lea~~ 119:,,c ~nln& 10 Tracy Chap= because 11s
nQt of1tn lhllt a guy bars a woman Illy, "Give me one mts0n IQ stay
bci:c. ~~ ~und, • I've alWllys go~ mllllons or !Cl•
som..A111 d9 i:hcy a,( WIii '191iiidl or course 1lOLI
But even I( yo~ D~ ~ ~~ os me. :,,011 should still sec Tra•
cy 1oniglu at thc Aladdin, because she rocl<s. The show Is one ~op
on a spccu,I live-concert lour ol Tracy~. in SWIii& SlJl~s to behtfi
Driv{ngVOICS.org. wbkh, IS you C3.11 lmaglnc, Is trying 10 gl'I ow the
libaal YOIC (Ule Oljiu tout S10p$ arc: Sa\lle, Albuquuque, Sanlll Fe,
lll1d Photnlx), So, you c:an chill OUl to Tracy Chapman and help beat
Bush II the same limel
-by E1han S1ont
PISS Fest
Hollywood Theatre, Friday &-Saturday, 1ickc1S $6
GjX a sh11n a1~11on ~7 The J" AnnUoll Ponlllnd ln1~1lonill
Shon Shon Film l'al.(IAi!).flSS Fc5t, (or those ~1urc tnougb for the
IOOnym) 1w thc solu1fun 10 your prob~m. Or 11 least J Wll}' to 11,•c
\\11h 11: .\I! IWCJUY 9,C thc {wurul 6lm.s from 1I0und the world cluck
kn at ~ min)-1.a' or lrf$. ~ lhal's all thcy have In com,non. You11
find cvctyl!Ung -~ia about pirates to documenUUics
about calling the pn:sldenl. from a 113yphonc In Greenwich 'Village.
Tbtru even a sallrleal rccnacuncnt of lhc '69 Apollo moon land­
ing, which cops!~ ~y of n:~-orlced Stocil Cooulge. Anlmallon
and Uvc ~~. aacl l[you'le cool enough, y011'11 buy a PISS
FCSI. T-shln, COfllplcic Wi\J\ a bancl-drawn urinal! s .... u1. Check 0111
www.zonlcufilmsco~ 1,blm £or DI.ore snfonnatlon. The 61ms pla
Fnday and Sttuiday .DI~ at !he Hollywood Thtaut, 'f I 2l l'lE Sandy
Blvd. Admission Is only $6. so don\ kl that Slop )'0\1, cllhc~.
,by Craig lktbc
Lo~ iJI a Greea Dress
Milagro Theatre, 9/24-10ll6, 8:00pm, Tickets $15-$17
"1.orca 111 '5i~ ~• is an ~ play by j'lilo Ou:, a Pulit­
w-Prtu winner. '1'bc play ~T5 around Ilic doth of fc.dcrlco Gar­
cia Lorca. a fau,oll.$ ~ poet, playwright, director, muslc:ian and
rcvolllllo(lfl)', ~ ~Jc,illcd In 19.}6, wl¥n hi$ caiicr wu ol'\,thc ~
Cru.i ~VCUf\~.and ~vc we o[whal mlglu have hap­
pcntd In Leia's bead durtDg and after his dcaih
The play MVCS 10 CiilplUR: the spirit o( d1'tlldt, a Spanish word
Lort'a uanswmicd.;o mean Ilic ~n andJt ne$<11s qw,I wi made
or broke • p,i,fs,~ O( anl5L Complclc with Flamenco danw$ and
drawn &om Lorca's plays and Ille. "Lon:a in a Gl'Cal Dre$$" should
prove 10 be a gripping and wonhy CllJICncnce
ll runs Friday. .Sept li through Saturdiy, Oct. I~ 11 11st Milagro ~ at 52, SE Sw1t 1n Portland. Friday and Sa111rday performances
at 8:00p111 ~qR,.Sl 7 f0t W gcncr.l publlv, and only $15 fqr 5111dents
Mallnco. on Swiday, °"'-17 at 2:90Pm COIi $15.
i''.!it' -by Alli Kurfman -Arts & Entertainment-
wimbledon: sexy blondes can't save bad movie
By Stephanie Beachem
I.Jke Englllnd 1n 1he rainy >C3·
son 1cnn1S playtr Pc1tr Colt (Paul
Btuany) is suanng down 1he b.ir•
n:1 or many dn:ary months ,,hc:id
He\ cum:ml)' ranked I 19th m
lhc world, down from • peak or
I Ith m '96. ond hei, playmg Bl hrs
131h, .,nd possrblj• fi03l, Wimble•
don 1oumamcn1 Despondent
3bcl111 hi, chances for comeback
~111.-a:ss, he\ resigned hm~lf 10
n:tln:mcnl •nd J pc»111on CO<lCh•
Ing wc,1hhi· old women 01 3 coun­
ll)' club
But all thll c 1ges wuh the
tUi<rgcnce o! fcl5ly Ament.in ten•
ms home Luz1c Bradbury (Kirst•
en 1)111151) .md 1us lnuncdiatc
Jdmll1ancc to her bccL And he.
u11Su,V051ngly, sians winning
Tht're IS lli< N:qu1 ... 1c confl1r1
o£ COUl'SC, bctw«n lhe \WO 10\'CIS,
when I.Jwcs dad fc:irs falhng In
lo•c w1ll gi,·c her J "mushy >Crl'c."
•nd ht >Cl> ou1 10 splu them up
I.J=1e pulls aw.iy first. cap11ula1-
ong 10 her fathrr\ wt~hcs. Jnd
Pc1cr rranliC'lllly 11,l"S 10 ~cp thdr
fling alh..---1101. ll:zle bchc:,-cs,
b«-JU>C ol 1,'IV'C, but beciwe he is
wp,:rsuuous and lhlnks hc mu,,1
bed her 10 kccp Wlnnmg ThlS IS
• ludla-ou,, premise !or A nft be·
tween the lwo, buL, then ag;nn,
du~ mo'1c h.>s • scene m which
Pt1er &•L< 10 walk ,n on 1.J.:.:1c 1n
1hc shower. Ncuhcr arc pla~blc.
10 .:cy 1he ICMt I won\ spoil 1hc end of 1ht
mo,1c by rei-callng how or ,r
ffijlllcB arc N:Cllficd. bu1 ani-onc
!.unlh~r with the genre should be
:able h> guess U11dcr the romon11c
comedy h~lng. thlS movtc lnb
10 be on,: pan 1ennis, one pan
supcrsuuon one p.,n fum1ly and
on, pan lo,-c
Howe,'t'r, 11 whores Usclf out
on the 10\·c 3Spccl and IGt,·es
1he other aspects nt!3lly In IN:
bJCkgmund Lo,-c on llS own
Is, fr.u1kly, boring. ond I w•n1 no
pan In 11 Pcrh•ps this Is due 10
the b•rren confines of my cold.
black he.>n. or pcrtups the de•
"1Ces used 111 \\'lmbltdon-llkc
chmbmg up • trcllis Imo ~ ~d­
mom, or ll(Clden1ally 11,•Jlkmg ,n
on ll h0t girl In the ~howu-sunk
or mUSly unorig1na.ll1y
II It~ Jn)' consoliuon 10 the
Obi and ere" or \Vunblcdon, they
rru,de the ngh1 dtt1$1on CIIS{tng
Pilul Dc,uimy as their lead 11(1,
1J1.ny is a dead-on combm.iuon
or Hugh Grano and Ron Wcaslcy,
.,nd I don, know ~ l'Omnn In
thc11 ngh1 mind who wouldn,
wum 1h.11 crawling Into her bed
a, nagJu lle11.1ny·~ fact, which
communlc,ues 1romc humor In
lhc sligh1ts1 m0\'Cmtn1, ts wha1
makes this m<Mc palumblc. more
1h:in Ou11S1\; colush beauty or the
sktllfully choreographed tcnnlS
sequences Unlortunattl)'. he lus
p•~kcd an lnf<nt.1r ftlm ln l'ltkh
10 showc-asc his mien!
\\llmbltJ.,n docs, JI eenMn mo-
Sky Captain soars
from blue screen
By Sam Pollach
Shy Cnprain and rhe \\brld of
T~rrwm:1w as • gmundbl"C"ktng
o~nuuccxpcncncc, 111s cite first
him C\'t'r shot enurcly og;llnst ~
bl~ scrctn Whlk I hl\'C ,lw:ays
bttn "°mtlhlng of 3 flt'•lml<I
WOU1 blue s.:rcc11 ;1cung. Shy
Ul/"~fn lw com-11\1.-cd me I hJI II
can work ThlS him ts danng. ad­
l'tllturous. ,md cxcmng From $1"11
10 finlSh
SI:) Capwin tells 1lu: story of
1\)11) 1'3rkcr(Gwyneth P,1hro") .. 1
rq,oncr In N,•w York of lite '➔~
\Vhtn Ntw York 1< au:ickt-d by gl·
•n1 ma,;hmcs. Polly IS n:scucd by
Jot. •~• Sk) Capu,1n (Jude l.lw),
1n lkt plllll A1drd by socmlfic
llll)ltrmlnd Dex (Giovanni R1b1-
S1) and Na\'al Commandtr Franky
Cook (Angchn.1 Joli<). ,he 1wo
mllSI Stop the nuchmcs and s,,-c
the world
Thr fir:51 1h1ng one notlt:t$
•bout Sky Capra,, Is the prescma­
tioo This is l<SS ~ mouon pktun:
dun • mollon graphic no\'el Bc­
cwsc of the blue screen 1echnol­
llg), e,1ery setne b d1gi12lly en•
b.trad Wllh computtt gc,ncmtcd
lm;,g,:ry
noe vune film is prcsc:med
cn bdcd color w11h sepia tones
occumllll In pl!,a of shadow
!'be O\'Ctllll dTtct of 11th ts quuc d=hnJ,1, ,nd makes one feel as
though one IS wn1ch1ng ,n JCtu.il
gr.1ph11· no,·ct on ,;crecn
Thc film o-..es JS mu,h tn
ellrly 5Clentt fktl"n '" 11 dl>C$ to
gr•phlc no .. els The robots 1h;t1
~11114'.k New York an: n:mfnlsetm
of 1ht m11Chnu: from Th£ Du) the
&rth SlooJ SNII Othtr s-gmcms
conjure mcmonc,. of ]our nc) 10 the
Center of tht Earth or Land of the
l.asl Aided by 1he computer 1ech­
n.,logy ol 1hr 2)• 1'.CnlUry, these
sc,.fi Cl'C'JlUfCS co,n,, :Ul\'C In I
"•Y ne,rr pos$1bk In the '60>
The film ts not w11hoU1 115
lbws. m0$ll)' due ta the blue
screen JCtlng. When •n atio, .icts
~ln.:.t • blue screen, they wlll
ha,-c > shghlly dlfTeru11 1rnagrl\il•
t,on of wh~L IS gotng on behind
them than • director or :i.mnu­
tor m.,y ha•~ Thcrr •re S<"'Cral
setncs ol cruios with Polly un­
derfoot of 70 fOOl ull 11l11Chtnes,
and she's running around hkc
she lus IO get 10 I mttltng The
computcr-gtnem1cd qWlhty of
the who!( •fT•tt Is •Isa ~mcllmcs
o,-crwhtlmtng. although brt.lth•
1nk1og 10 behold
Ch·crall. this 1s o great film h
lus action. advm1urt romana
and, hke m051 good films, sev•
cn1y-fooc. mil Dying mtchan1•
Cl.I monsters SJ:y Oi(IIJJln is the
bc5I film 10 hu 1hcaiers in • long
while mcnlS, 1ry 10 break out or the bil­
ler confines or ,u genre. the open•
Ing atdlis, 10 whteh fans' facts
click methodically back ond lonh
to the 1hwock-thwock of a tennis
bl.II, a setne in winch• \'Cgelllble
Is thrown al J rnbbu, .md a scene
ln which n mbblt Is, alas, f ncd for
dinner Then: 3n, ~me succes3-
ful barb$ sent bock ond !onh be­
tween Pc1cr ond Unit, bu1 nll 1hc
credll SOC$ 10 Demmy !or making
them work
Tiu:rc 1> on• scene III the mov­
,c when Peter speaks With hcs !or•
mer agcn1, back w:anung Pt1rr~
business now 1h.l1 he~ smmbltd
1010 1hc spollfght at Wimbledon
"E\-cryonell dying 10 mcei you for
the very filSI lime all over Jg;iln."
he explains
Fonun.icly for Peter, he\ able
10 Slllgc a surprulng comeback-•
bu, un!ortul\illcly for the film. 111;
like mccung the s;ime old situ••
uons and characters.. jllSI sllrrM
Jround a bl1, all O\'Cr a,g;iln I
The AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION of OREGON
and the
COMMUNICATION DEPARTMENT, LEWIS & CLARK COLLEGE
cordially invite you to the
bout the film: Oregon premiere of
I
U .'iCONSTITUTION, \l.
Council Chambers
Lewis & Clark College
Tuesday, September 28,-7:30 pm
Admission is FREE. Seating Is limited.
For More Info. coll 503-227-3186
nconsl1tutlonol Is o groundbreaking new documento,y lhol details the shocking way that clv,
ibeflfes hove been Infringed upon and totled bock since 9/11. In the I\Jsh 10 poss lhe USA Patria
cl. Intelligence agencies lnciudlng the FBI, CIA. Homeland Security Deportment and local
nlorcement hove been empowered lo "p<olecl lreedom and democracy• by destroying
reeck>m and democracy, !he film boldly depicts lhe frighlenlng IIVfh oboul lhe rapid loss o
ericon clvU fiberlie, and doeumenls those who ore fighting bock.
Executive Producers: Raber1 Greenwald. Earl Katz, Dan Roskov
Written, Produced and Direcled by Nanny de lo Peiia
Sponsored by the American Clvll llber1les Union
www.aclu.org/unconsti LutionaJ
the Pioneer Log, September 24. 2004 9 ----Sports----
An LC Olympian's journey From Guam to Greece
by Craig Beebe was picked b.ued on i Hung;u-• that he hild d11"tctcd his rutormy 10
,an =nng system used by the appc2I the case 10 the lmernauo1111I
For Neil \¼arc ("02). 1h15 CiTFA Coun of Arnuniuon for Spon in
summer's Olympic GamN motm Al the umc, he w;is HI')' tX• 5,.,u,rlnnd Trull body t\'tntually
more tlun g,uhcnng Jround "1th Cited Bw o month l,uer. :ltlOlhcr a!!"'cd wt1h Weare o.nd d«ided tru11
som, fttcnds 10 wn1ch tbt C\"tning a1hk1r-Phllam Garcia-pro- hc should go 10 the Games.
broadCISI nn TV lll!lC.ld of wav-tesitd !he decision because he Weare, howc\'cr, dldn, find ou1
Ing n,~ nnd roonng for his coun- W':15 not notified or an Apnl about the ruhng until 1ht ntght of
try's trim. Weare wu 1ak1ng p•n deadline 10 submit document•• the Olympic opemng ccrcmontcs,
In wluit IS the d~m of m~n)' -------------- when his IJiwycrs called him •t
athletes he was compcung "le was truly incredible. 3 30lm to ,nforn, hun of the
for hts coumry, Oil the grcnt• 11ood ncws Ht new 10 Ath•
esuthlcncsuigc,onE:mb Being able CO hang out ens ,ssoon "5 ht c11uld. and
But gc111ng IO rrprcsent wich rhe world's greatest e\'cn though he \\~n\ lully
his home country of Gu•m =dtttd for ~nothtr two had been d1ffcrcn1 artumstnnces. •
Ulumntely, though. the Ol)•m•
pie expcncncc wns wonh 11, Weare
sa\d ·11 was tmly tncredlblc." he
S3ld "Bclng :iblt 10 ho.ng out "1th
the worlds grcalt:51 a1hlt1cs w.,s
an am.wng and humbling cxpert­
cnce • AsslSLAm Cooch Jeremy Mc­
Wilhams for n Im of hts sue•
ccss, as well llS his entire LC
experience. •11 was ~ gr,,ru
mix of :iaukmlts ond :11hk1-
lcs." he said
Wlult's next for Weare?
For now, hei, working for
the Gillim dcleg.,uon 10 Con·
grcso 1n \\"1sl11ng1on. DC. and
dmim1ng of wlult m1gh1 be
next 20081 MJybc. m4ybc,
nm But for the moment,
\\lfflrc satd, "I'm proud 10 rep•
resent LC nnd Guam •
In thc 1500.mct<r CICC \\~ arhleces was an amazing d4)-mCillltng ht coultln) ,---------------------,
not t.15}' Weare took n p,th ~a)' an tlte Ol)'mplc V1llagc-Wc.,rc majored In lmcmallon•I
Affiiirs at LcWlS & Oatk, Qnd was
• SLondo111 a1hle1e on the LC Cross
Country and rmck (e:111\S, c,,:n
bruking the spccd record !or cross
country mets-I le crcdlt.s Cross
Country couh David Fix •nd then
1ha1 ,...., filled "1th doubt and humbling experi- he finally w ... Jhle 10 nicc on
Jnd uintmecrsr " FnW)'
It bc&,ill In Apnl, when ence. And he dtdn, do badly, he
lht Gu,m To>ck ,md F1dd -Neil Weare sa,d. lim$1img 12" of 13 run•
Assoctauon nom1na1cd
Weare 10 n:prcsem Gu•m
,n the Olymp11: Gaml'S
(Though Guam IS • tcrrttory of
the United SL11es. It has• s,p;uate
Olympic ddeg,111on.) As Gunms
first n1hlct1cs gold nu:cfahst m the
South P;1ctfic Games In 2003.
ht sccmtd • nn1unil choice. and uon 10 the CiTFA On July l➔,
the Guam Nauon•I Olympic
Committee chose G•ma m puia:
of \\'tan:, which Weare s;nd was
• ·.,olauon or the Ol)'lnp1c Char-
tcr
On Aug 7. Weare innouoccd ncrs I w.i, happy wuh the
race. he smd ·Go•~ Into 11
I had •cry ~ttlc apcmuoos
And I did 11.S good JS I rnuld d<> on
1ha1 dJ)
\\'tare n:greucd the drama of
the pm1ow month!.. adding 1hn1
though It had b(en a rchcf t<l finally
run m the Ganin, he ·wishcd there
Can't meet girls? Play lntramurals!
by Valarle Hunsinger
Too bu,y, ~ L11 .1$$. 111>1 good
coough or 100 good arc some of
the many excuses tlut Lewis &
Clark Coll.,ge ~udcms use: 10 ex•
plllln why tbq• don\ plly ,'!lrslty
or dub spons 31 LC. And all of
these Jrt: invalid with LC lntm•
murals
The mission of Pllaunc H,11
lntramur,ls ls to enrich the col•
lcge tx~ncncc for thc college
commumt)' by •JloWlng t:\1:l')'OOC
10 parucipate in good 'olt healthy
compc1111on LC ln1mmumls of­
rcrs l1 wtdt mngc or e,·cnts 10 suu
most pcoplt\ ms.res. Including
Ulumate Frisbee. Fnsbtt golf, 6'
& Undtr Co-Ed Hoops (Yl'S )'OU
heard ngh1, basketball for shon
people). the Hoops t.c,ague, •
nu1hlon, table 1enn15 and the
TurkC)• Trot.
Ulumate Fnsbtt ended lasi
-.·rck ,n single cllmm311on The
,..,nncrs won • "Pure Fmb«
~licking Pride" •nd • "P:tlaunc
lilll Intramural Champions· shin
If )-OU """ really interested In
gc,nlng lnvoh'led In thoi. don\
wony. because )-OU an jom the
dub tC'ilm that wtll Sllllt pracucc
m the ncar fumrr. the date IS not
)1:1 SCI Even though Uh1mn1c Fnsbc,c
h:15 ended ,here 1s snll Fnsbtc
golf, wluch lllkcs pl:icc on the
glade m front of Zthntb:tuu. h 1s
a 9-holc. med•I e,-.nt
The cows., Is a wget golr
course on lo\\,:r C'ilntpus where
each panie1p:in1 "'111 1«-off be­
hind the d<Slgruutd •ren and
from there mnkc a t~ from
whcrr thtlr disk lunds The dLSk
mUSI hit the llligt1 on the 0yl You
cnn bnng your own di.\k or 185·
gram disk -.,II be pro,1drd If
you excel by h•,~ng the lo-. est
scort for 1h, dny or lowest total
aver the four da)'S, you wtll be
awarded• 1-shlrt
New 10 LC lntnamuntls Is
the "Six Feet ,nd Under Co-Ed
Hoops, which began this week In
the l'llmphn Spons Center This
1s an cxoung 6,-..wcck Tuesday
night 1oum,men1 where games
wlll be played 01 7 30pm o.nd 8
30prn
Each te:tm is guar•ntecd one
game, and possibly two gan1cs
cnch night It Is SCI up with
t\\'<nty-m1nu1c hnh"tS \\1th •
lh"t•mtnute lulf ume. E.lch tt:11m
Is required t0 ""'"' 1wo femJlc
pb)'US per gi!Jl\C Rcg1.S1rauon
deadline was Sept 17, but 1f )'OU
show up next Wednesdty )'OU
lntramurals
Tues. Sept. 28: 6 POOl & Under Co-Ed Hoops 7:JOpm• 9:30pm
@Pamplin
Wed. Sept. 29; Hoops League 7:.30pm· 9:30pm@ Pamphn
l'ti.sbce Golf3:J()pm @The Glade
10 1he Pioneer Log, September 2'1. 200'! can prob;ibly find • team 10 Join
llans Gotrn. -.ho played this
past week, s;i,d. The lntramurols
arc .t good setne for those of us •
cut less th.m \'Jrsll)' m:lttrul The
league Is • good outkl from the
frantic pace of clas!d and ~cps
me mean and le;in for tht l•dlcs. It'>
h.1rd 10 complJin about such a wm­
wtn sltwition •
For those balltr, whi.> c1Ji1m
they got !1i'mt, the Hoops l.cllgue
is a "-onderful opponunuy 10 prove
1hen1SCh·cs, Every Wcdncsd4y night
:u 7.30pm :ind 8 30pm eoch 1e2m
wlll ha,1: tht opponunhy 10 play •t
lcllSI one g.imc and possibly two
Every pl•)ct •lso gets 10 play at
least 1rn m,nu1cs. giving Cl'tl')'Ont
equal opponunl1y Pl4ycrs have the
opponunl1y 10 wan a "Pal•unc H,11
Intramural Champtons 1 Got Skills?"
1-slun
The d,ucs for table tennis md
Twkey Trot art stlll undccldtd The
Turkey Trot Is • five-ldlomc.1cr run
th:it collCCIS can food for the nttdy
dunng the wc,:k of Tlunksg1,1ng
h, a grra1 opponunlty 10 gtt an
slupc for ~ great ca=
Spnng 2005 lntr.imumls will In•
dude another wide vnnt1y of spons
such as soccer. co-cd 6-on-6 volley•
ball 3-on-3 msketball doogcball,
• Uiruhlon. inner tube V.'!IIU polo,
lllble 1con1s •nd softball
Kati G. M,,escr once said. "PLly
and recreation ue more 1han 1ncrc
dlvcrstons. they ~" rccupcro1lvc
rcquisues in the proc= of physi­
cal, lmcllmu,I, and moml dc,·cl•
opmcm • So ~op whinu1g ond
ha,,: fun wtth LC 1mntmuntls Log
on 10 www lcl3rk edu/dcpt/spons/
tn1romumls.h1ml for more infor•
nutlon and 611 out nn lnurunural
lntcteSt profile 10 gct stantd today
as one of the mddcsi baller, on 1hc
LC campus! Athlete Profile:
Garrett
Waagmeester
Interview by Christle Wright
Gamu \~ginees1cr slt.s at the
piano In the Sttwan lounge. He
1w surrounded hlmsdf with his
bvorltt tlun&': a IJicrossc 5tlck,
~ bas~tb:tll and n piano. As a
first-year, ~ tellclung S1udents
whD.1 II muns 10 mulll wk. SIX•
r--seven, Wll3gmeesur pbys
b,.sketball ~nd l1u:rosse whlk
pursuing pre.med majoc. He also
conunucs ta fCISIU his muslad tal•
cm by singmg In ensemble$ and,
of course, playing piano into the
latt houis or the night.
Why did you SWt playing ·piano?
I've plJiyed piano Since I was
four. I started because of my
mother. My lnsmlctor U,"td
across th, Slrut, and even after
5hc ml~d I ktpt play\ng Plano
Is something I can relax lO, I get
kiclwl Out o( UlC lounge In Slew•
an because I playafttr hours.
What olhcr ln.saumc,ilS do you
play?
I play Frtneh horn. Then ther6
my ~ gUlW' and bclss guilllr: 1
can play the wba 111d tilt uutnpc1
IOO, bw )'OIi QII\ CIJUI\I those, bc­
awse tbtyrc a lot Wee FlalCh horn. Wba1 spon did you s1m
plllying fU$t1
I mntd plJiytng blSktl.·
ball m fil"Sl g,;tdc. I wasn) ex•
posed 10 I~ until fr~.
man year of high school
Which do you like beuu?
Bas~tb:tll and lllcrossc
arc so diffcrc111 I 10\·c both
g;utlCS. I'm nawntlly better at
lacrossc. I hope lo play both
lat I.cwt$ 31\d Clark!
Were you always 1alll
I never ttll!ly had a growt.h
5pun. L just ~pt growing
consutcnily. rm 6' 7" right
now, and I don\ know If I've
SlOppcd grQwlng )'Cl,
How arc do you plan on
IWIWlglng all youT Inter•
csts?
I'm going to be playing
the French horn in the b:tnd
spring scmt5lcr Basketball
Is a six month commluncm,
and I'll be In m~c cnscm•
bles. I'd ltkc 10 1\ccp doing
cvayth\ng. but 11\ going to
be hcalc. ----Sports----
After struggling In L.A.,
Pios look for redemption
against Colorado College Occidental holds off Pioneers in season opener
Angdl'S Wide r«chu Brandon
Zi:rr-Sm11h ('07) W:15 one of the
lone bnght $J>Ol$ on ollcnse.
NOi •=<•med 10 running the
ball. tht sophomore \\1dc out
lined up 1n the bxklicld to add
o new 1ngredlmt 10 thte sircngih
ond powu of lullback Nick K:iiel
('05) IUld fullb:u:k Josh Hitsnun
{'06) With the ollcnst,•c line
Cfflltlng wlult he aillcd 0111i1Jor
holes: arr-Smith ended the day
with 55 )'llrch rccetv1ng and 160
yarch on I 5 cames. including •
77-yord touchdown run that pre-of the Mde High
Smc thts \\'t'Ckcnd
as 1hty uuvcl 10
Colorndo Spnngs
N. for arr-Smith.
he can\ 1<'1111 10 d1>
bltdc at sea l<'-d.
1tnd, more 1mpor­
t.1mly. a\ Gnswold
Stadium by Zach Mann
Home field ad,'llnlJlgc IS not
• myth Its not J= thte new
cn,1ronmcnt or the screaming
!ans th.11 make it tough, It~ the
llldc things Hotel beds. dinner
" ch.un rcs1au111nis, early Olghis,
•nd the thnll or bemg away from
l'lmbnds 1Ulns nc JU5l o few or
the m.iny wnablcs truu lllllke a
road trip
more diffi­
cult 1lun ii
wms
For 1hc
Pioneer
foo1 bal I
team, being The Pios will accumulate 3,690
miles on the road before the
kickoff of their first home game.
on the ro.id is llOlhtng new UISI
itason. h\'C OUI or the n,nc games
were on the road. rnduding 1nps
10 Minn=••• C411fornlll. and
Wash1ng100 This sason Is more
of tht mne for the l'lonccrs. w11h
g.tm6 111 Colorado and Olhfor­
nts, and two in W;ashlngton Sute
Th, Plos 1<111 J«Umubtc 3,690
miles on 1hc fO;ld before the lock­
oil or their fim home g;imc nc><1
Satun!Jly at Gnswold Su>d1um.
Th, Pios arc looking 10 re•
bound from a J l-6 hm af,l]n<t
Oc:c1dcnlill last "-ccktnd in Los vcmcd a shutout
On dcfcnst, defensive back
~rry Swanson ('06) ond llnc­
backu Ja<h Houk {'07) m:><k
huge plays throughout the g;imc
Swanson accumuLued dght solo
lllCklcs .ind ln1erttp1td his fouith
airccr pass. retummg It ror !3
yards At the linebacker posulon.
Houle recovered a fumble. was
credited -.,th his first c:irttr sack,
and nude fi,>t solo bleklcs
The homesick l'lonccts wlll
f= not only Colomdo Col­
icw but also the high altitudes •rJaymga.1 home
is much better As
:i team. wr:•rc not
lircd from all the
traveling: UIT•
Smhh said ·w
year. and hopefully
•~m 1hll. )Ur \\1th
a larger freshman
class. we're going
10 tu.,·c c,-cn btggtr
crowds. Our fans
got a hule rowdy
last year and 1h.11
lucks :a.ss. •
The l'lonecrs
Will return to LC
for Hnmccommg
on ~1urd•)'. Oc1
2 10 fact Chap­
nun ai I OOpm on
the turf or Gn,­
wold Sladlum For
sws. schedules.
reaps. rost.crs. and
more. please visit
www lclark edu/
depclsponsl MIT0IS IYA&i'im-~• LPIMM The Pioneer football squad practices on Tuesday for their match
against Colorado College this weekend. The Pioneers will face tho
Chapman Panthers (2-0) In Griswold Stadium on Oct. 2.
Cross country: Not just a party house Upcoming
Pioneer
Sports by Laura Sbordone
Thus br, tlw cross-coun­
try 1e.,m has rornpc1ed ,n 1hrcc
mttlS the Poofic Boxer Rebel­
lion. 1he P1onccr Open, and
most recently the Sundodgcr
ln•iwional 1n ~.iulc, WJSh1ng-
1on. Clmractcnsucally, the 1eam arrived <.1rly enough on all thrtt
OCCtStons 10 wnness 1he un-
1ouched mommg dew and wak­
ing of all lnd1wnous lffc forms.
before 1hc othter te.1m> and rnn•
dom spec1a1ors am,'Cd
The boys' team Is doing greai.
a refreshing chance fnom prcv1-
0llS )-...rs. thts IS due largely 10
-
CIJ)taln Carla McHattle ('06) loads the women's toam. • talented new crop or frcshm.in
runners. as well as the pcrfor­
m:ince of 1hrtc mumtng runners,
Alex Henry {'06). Ty Ml:llrs ('06).
And 0-Jn Sandcnnan {'05). Llkt'
the l'C5I of 1he tc:irn, lhcst front­
runncMo arc 1111 «lccttc bunch.
Henry Is A m.tn who 1nsp1rcs
1he wutful 1hough1, "Hmm. lucky
g111fncnd • Mears 1akcs no pnson­
crs when he h11S 1hte course. ond
S3ndcrmon~ deep bamone usu-McH0111c ('06). 15 3 Junior who
rocketed 10 the top after her first
se:ison <If Cl"OS$-COUnlry US! yc:ir
McHaulc. • former lidy wreilcr
OUI or Minnesota, IS a dlirk XOI
ond ct-ramfi, aliclonad:l
·were a young learn, but WC
ha,·e a 101 or po1emi:1.I: McHat­
ttc said ·rm really cxcntd to sc,,
wha1 happens.•
This yc.ir also seen cl4111gcs tn
the coa,hing sulT. MOS! n0tdbly.
"When you're running behind me, I say,
'Kick my ass. I wanr you ro kick my ass
until you're bercer than me.' Then you
'v kick '" can say co ,ne, LOU niy ass.
ally spouis OUI philosophy tn th!,
wee hours or 1hc mo!Tllng. "htlc
m•ny other tc;im members ,, .
tempt to sleep S:tnderman. a se­
nior from Pon land and 1hts years
c.-.p111n, d=nbcd hi. philosophy
or 1mprovtmcn1, "When rou'rt
running behind me. I s;,y, 'Ktck
my ass. I \\-;tm you 10 klck my :iss
unnl you're better than me Then
you con say 10 me, ·vou kick my =-~ or course. lmpllch In 1has
:tM-ku:long 15 a h3rd fight 10 tlw:
finish line
The g,rls' tearn Is young ond
brash, and qucsung for rccognt­
uon Jfter IO!otng 1hc 1nunwlratc
of scnl0Mi who led 1hc 1cam Inst
yar Luckdy. Met• Yen Hu, ('05).
the: only four•)'C'Jr runner. ron­
trnucs 10 be the girls' 1um mothcr
hen The c:ipwn this yc3r, Olrb -Dan Sanderman
Jrd Goldfntd a loquac:10115 New
Yorker, has Joined the co.-.cltlng
siarr Formerly a lawyer, Goldfrlcd
decided he could onl)· find h.-,pp1-
ncss llftcr resuming his c:arttr :IS
• c:wch
·1 wamed 10 work \\1th sman
gu)-s: Goldfncd s:11d. ·1 knew I
wouldn\ be working with Idiots:
Goldfrtcd Joins Kellh \Vood­
wa.rd, • recent Inductee Imo the
LC SportS Hall of Fame Wood­
w~rd ls 3ptl)• described by the
worch or Zach Morns or Saved by
tht lkll "Hls prestncc was strong­
!) felt, bu, sddom heard •
Woodward has h.-,d a long n:­
llll1onslup wtth he.id coach Omd
Fuc. both as a tc,immair and as ~
co.ich 'When o,,,d gi"es you a
Job. he lcis )'OU do 11: s;i1d V.'ood-
w:,,rd "He trustS }'OU • Footb;,U
Sept. 25
vs Colorado College
@Colorado Spnng5. Co
l.OOprn
Women's Golf
Scpt 2'1
Boxer/ Wlldau
lnvmmonal
@ McMlnnvlllc Ore.
1:00pm
Men~ Golf
Sept. 27
Soulh l'ourway IILlhe Hill$
@ Willo,n(UC l • 30 pm
Womcnll Soccer
ScpL 25
11$. Geo~ Fw. Griswold
12:00pm
Sept 25 l'tldfic Griswold
)2:00pm
Volleyball
~pt. 2-t vs.Whlunan
@ Walla Willa,
~ing1on 7:00p111
Sept. 25 vs. Whltw0nh
@ Spokane 'I ;OOpm
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movie screening 4th Annual Mike & BBQ 8:00pm
Miller I 05 ML-et at fir Acres parking 101
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Unixes Mo,•ie N4fh1:
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12:45pm
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the Pi'o11ur Log Meeting
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11:15pm
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\Vorkshop
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3:30pm
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4:30pm
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Pamplin Sports Center
7:30pm
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3:25pm
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7:00:un
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3:30pm
Peace Corps Visit
Templeton Student Center
lnfonnation Table outside
bookstore
I 0:00am -2:00pm
f>c«ce Corps Slide Show
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1\1ontei1h
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