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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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faculty meeting, page 2 Lewis & Clark CoUegc's student-nm newspaper
Volume 64, Number 10 Friday, February 4, 2000 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog
Joe Waters excluded as music professorship finalist
by Peter Berkhout 1roac<'us11c Compos111on. The another professor from 1hc de• , Joe Waters,
,111rocluc1ory class ,s one of 1hc panmen1, a professor from the Vsling
Two ol 1hc three lm:ol candi- more popular classes offered al div1s1on, o~c proftssor from ou•• A~~istant
dnics fonhe 1cnurc-1rack £acuhy I he College, and Waters has side 1hc d1v1s1on, and " smdent p f f
pos111on m M1is1c Composrnon 1urned away 1mcrcs1cd smdcms from ,he clcpnnmcm The Div,- rJi0 ~ss~r O I d
andThcorymadcappcarnnccsa, each semester for 1he pas11hrec sional Denn also auends the USIC, as 7
Lewis & Clark 1l11s week, g1vmg years. He has also 1angh1 1he sec-mcc1lngs, In a nonvoting adv,. the 71ectromc
lccwrcs and ln1crv1cws with SIU• oncl year or the music theory SC· sory role. There IS ,hsagrccmcnt music classes
dems, lacuhy members. and ncl-qucncc wh1k l'rolcssor Lee among commi11ee members for the past
11111llSlralOrs Consp,cuously G'1rrcll was on sabbn11cal, and about how much ,he lack or n seven years.
ahscn, Imm ,he hnal lis1 of can-w:1s" [,nalist for Teacher of the donornl degreeaffcc1cd W111crs's Rece~tly
d1dates 1s v,sning Ass1>1un1 Pro-Yc:1r After 1hc re1iremen1 or candidacy. questions of
lessor ol Music, Joseph Wa<ers. Vmccn1 McDermon m foll 1997, Dcpanmenl Chair Gil Seeley Waters's future
/\1 first glance, ,his Slll1a1ton W;itcrs assumed ,he position or rc11 1ha1 it was a pivowl pom1, employment at
seems 10 p;1rallel the one of compos111on professor in the uncl that ultimately, the Denn Lewis & Clark
Cyms Panov,. who was gmmcd spnng tcnn ol 1998. He also wouldn't approve a cnndidntc have arisen.
u lcc1urcsh1p a her 1101 berng taught 201h CcnmryThcory last wnhouta degree. Seeley poi med Many students
lured for a 1cnurc•1rack posmon. year out how "' some other insmu- are concerned
Wmcrs and Pnnovt do not have Waters's role m 1he music de-1ions, "doctorate or equivalent about the
cloctor:ues. bUI bo1h have cxtcn-p.-.rtmcnt became unc~n:11n experience" is 1hc requirement future of
s1vc expencnre m ,he nclds m when he was dropped from the for candidates in 1hcar1s. Healso Waters at LC.
which they teach. hs1 of fmal candidates. Al this commented, "Joe is ou1 1hcre
One major chr£erence ts thnt tune, :Jccording to Waters, he doing ii, performances, works
Wa1erssubm111cdnnapphca11on was ·rorbidden to speak 10 stu• being performed all over ,he
for ,he opcnmg in music, while dents" regardmg h,s fmure al the world. Creativity; he's nol only
Partovi did no, npply for the college. Waters [cl1 that 1he itn-teaching ii, he's om there doing ishing coursework. He ,s sched
uled LO u1ke his comprehensive
exams in September 2000, and
wil1 then begin work on his dis
scrt at ion. He expects 10 be
awarcltd his degree sometime 1n
mid to late 2001. On some oc
casions the College has him.I
candidates who were "ABO" (all
bu, dissena1ion). In this case,
the candidate would be consicl
crecl ff all coursework is finished,
but 1he degree is yet to be
nwarckd. Rumors have been circulating
Lh;n Waters will not return next
year and that 1he clcctronic mu
sic program is being Se\'ercly cm
bnck as well. B01h Dodds and
Seeley were very clear tbn1 1ha1
is not the case. "He will defi
nitely be here ncx1 year, if he
wanis 10 be," snld Seeley. Cur
rcmly, Waters Lcnchcs nve sec• open posrnon m 1mcrnat1onal pli<.:;uion ol' this order was th:n h ..
arrnirs. he might not be offered a posi• 01her search commi11ec
Waters has been 1enchmg on 1ion ni nil nex1 year if he didn't members felt that the doc1ora1c
c:impus for seven years, ,he last keep qrnc1. Dean of Arts and was nol the deciding factor. The
lluce or which have been full Humanmes Dinah Dodds con-applicant pool was closed n1 be•
umc. When he amvcd on cam• firmed 1hai there had been a "re-1ween 150 and 160 c.indidates,
pus 10 1each a buddrng clec-quest" 1hn1 Waters not discuss and according 10 search commit·
1romc music program, he was matte-rs wtth sLutlcnts, but dis• Iec member Nora Beck, h was
greeted by da,ed equipment and missed the idea that ii wns a the s1ronges1 field of canclidatcs
a small bm dcd1ca1cd group of thrc.,1. ·•What JIil I gomg 10 Lio," she has ever seen. Dean Dodds
smdcnis m1eres1cd in e-music. she said, "Tell him to keep quiet also commented that the pool According 10 Dean Dodds. a
candida1e with degree iJi hand is
preferred over an ABO cand1-
Ja1c. Once a pro£essor s1ans
te-:ichtng, Onishing o disscrtauon
as well can he difficult, she ex
plained. • .i-ions or clcuron1c music, each
with a c:ipachy or 12; all sections
arc full or over capacit)'
According to Dodds, next
year there will be four secuons
or electronic music while the
College is "dctcrmin111g 1hc role
of electronic music in n music
curriculum." However. du~ Smee thtH ttmc \.V:11crs has or we won·1 hire him ntx1 year?" was ··am-'zingly, startlingly
bud, the program 10 (a, 11s larg• She explained, •11 jus1 doesn't sirong," and 1ha1 the commfuee
cs,) six classes: 1hreesce11onsor hclJ> 10 have Joe's quali[1ca1ions [eh that the nnal 1hree candi-
lntroducuon to Elcctromc Mu-,Hssec1ed In public• dates were simply ,he s1rongcs1.
sic, 1wo ol Ekt',nc :md Com..- fhc search commlttct• con- \.Vatcrs is currently working
pu,cr Music, and one ol Elcc-,isi, ol 1he department lha,r, un h,s doc10ra1c, but is s111l l1n· see Waters, page 3
Take Back the Night
organization begins
by Alec Metz
Take Back the Night, the an•
nual LC rnpc aw;ueness cam~
pmgn. 1~ commg inu, focu.s
agam. After the dates were nn
nouncccl (Match l 4lh and 15th
this y1..,,r) sorncone from the nu
chenc«1mppcd, "So 1t won't be
a maJor dnnkmg hohday I his
year?" m rdcrcncc 10 last year\,
march on 51. Patnck's Day. Take
Back 1hc Night swrr have cle
c,dcd ,hut wlule 1he campaign
will mcluclc the usual quartet
or a Men's Workshop, planned
speakers, 3 Speak om. and a march, some change~ were
ncccssaT)'. n,e event org3nizcrs, Jny
Wilkinson, Karen McCabe.
Katherine McDcnno11 ,tnd
Samantha Naliborr hope 10
make this year's turnout the
biggest ever, especially In the
sector ur male ,tHcndanc::c. ln
pn::v1ous years a perceived no
tion or rnmpam feminism has
hung over the event, some.
thing 1hc org.imzers would
like to dispel
In order to incorporate
see night, page 3
A student
displays their
message
during last
year's Take
Back the
Night march.
This year.
organizers
hope that
more of the
male student
body will
p~rticipate in
this rape
awareness
event. Recent incident raises questions concerning
Campus Safety's alcohol policy knowledge
by Angela Nusom ahcmall\'C LO hm1 lcnving cam• relcrrcd 10 LC ns ., dry campus
pus; he asked ti they would keep tndtca1es a gcneral lnck ol aware-
In J rcccn1 mcidcnl that has 1he alcohol unlll Monday when ncss on ,he stated g1ncklines
people que.siionmg the dlscre- 1hcy couhl discuss the .mual nbou1 alcohol Wixson 1hmks
uonary power given to Cnmpus pohcy 111rcbuonsh1p101hc >1tu· the oll,ccrs shoul,I have agreed
5alc1yofficcrs,as1udcn1rcs1den1 anon at hand. ··1 wnsius1 trymg 10 simply rm,in 1he .1lcohol .1>
~,r lcg:tl dnnkmg age was lold 10 to gc1. dut or the s11uat1on~" he cv1<lcncc an<l dealt wuh the suu
k:we campus after being found s:ud. ''1 told them they could ~uon when they hnd acccs!I m
wuh ,lcohoi ma dorm take the nkohol: However, the co11cge policy. "I led hke ltht
Onjan. 23, 1hisstudent, who otl,cer refused his suggested al• swdcml ga\'C ,hen, the pcrlcc1
requested 10 remain nameless, temauve and dcm:mdcd 1hn1 h,· om, he s:11d. "They'd be hard
was ltt o rnend's tlonn room leave campus. pressed lO dcmonstr;uc 10 me
when lWO Campus Safety omc- Asickfrom tonccn1 rcgardmg lh:H he was m the wrong 11
crs demanded 1ha1 he either give Cumpus Salc1y tell mg• s111clcm could go cu her w.,y."
them the olcohol 10 dispose of who hncl been dnnkmg to ge1 ,n More grnernlly, Wixson secs
or lcnvc trunpus. Not feeling it his car and leave c:unpus. d,c 1h1s snuauon as a sy,npwm ol
was rair 1,1 have the <lkohol issue of arbitrary decision mak-the )urger problem ol account·
1hrown oui, he chose Ul retain ing 1ha1 has no basis 111 college ab1l11y and process tn collc)\c
the alcohol aml got in his car in policy is a problem 1ha1 /\SLC adm1n1s1ra1 ion "We need 10
the tncscncc of the officers ex-president Gene Wixson ,s a,-have a process forcomplamt," he
plaimng tha1 he was only going 1cmp1mg to resolve. "Clearly the sa,d. "When n deals with s1u-
10 drive up to another dorm officer was against po hey,• he dents makmg cleeisions every-
Mc was frustrated :tnd con-saul. '!The sn1dc111l gave 1.he111 one is all for process, bU1 when
[used by , he rigidity of the a mce ou1 • he really d,cln, think II rcloics 10 college dcpnrnncnt,
officer's response. He didn't [eel he was aga111st 1hc Pa1hfmder. • hke Campus Snfety 1.hc srnden1>
he was gu1hy of gou,gagam.st the Wixson disagrees w11h Campus have no ou1lc1 for processing a
college pollt)' regarding alcohol. Sa[cty·s dcus,on m 1h1s s11ua1ion complam,"
In r.,u he explained 1ha, his Ur• .md pointed 0111 ,hat ,r the SIU· Director or C.ampus Salc1y,
1.:umstanccwas .1 gray nren tn th~ dent hnd been m :m acc1dcm the Bill Cunrnn also commented on
P:uhfmdcr bcc,,usc 1he policy College would have been hable. the s11ua11on m ,111 olhn.,I re•
itself contains con,rad,cwry "Campus is his home. We're try-sponsc "Campus !>Jlcty has nu
stntcmcms nbc.,ut thr use ol a)-ing to be 3 rcsidcnunl campus -c.h'-n~recmcnts wnh tht pohcu.·~
coht..11 on c.unpus fur s1ullcu1s you c.lon'1 :.l.Sk .t student to k.wc .1nd prucr:durcs m Lhc P.11 h
o,·cr 21 Thi~ s111clcn1 was also his home when he~ mcbna1ed lmdcr. he said "The utft«r ,n
tukl that LC wa:,. a dr)' campus, Wixson blames lhc unlortu• this mst.uu;c mmk ,m 1.·1ror :mcl
w)uch Is an mal·turntc Slate-11:nc dcctsuln on the othcerS lack thnt 1.s bemg dealt wnh tn a man-
mcnt. of tralmng rcgardrng campus agcmcnt scumg and wdl be cor•
He c,flcrccl Campus Sa[cty an pohcy. The fact that the olricers rected. • Pioneer log News==========
Faculty gets down to business
by Cody Hoelsy
lC Pubs Win Awards
loll~gc-Prt:!>h.km M1chacl Moonl0)' .mno\mHcl
n1 1hr l.1n1hy mcc1mg t'I ftbrtHtr) 2 1h,ll 1wu ol
1hc Cc.llkge\ pubhtauon:, li.td won llW,JOr ,,,,1.ird,;
The c,mncil lor lhc Ad"anccmcnl .md Suppon
ol Education (CASE) ga\'c the Collcg,·\; eal,tlog
on 1hc rct.lcd1cauon ol' 1hc f-rnnk M;mor House
l<ll' honor,. The c.11alug crcalcd ll> celebrate the
llll\'Ctling ul 1hcjohn Buck ,culpn,rcs won even
grc-:ucr award~. :tnd 1s currcnLiy up for 10p prize
111 i IS t,:.;llCg_l,r)',
Mooney Strikes Again! -----------
Mooney also announced 1ha1 n donor (whose
name he did nol disclose) had commmccl 1.0 giv
mg the College S2 million 1xr year for 1he rema111-
dcr of his hfe. anti possibly after.
The money would go 1ow:mls srndent 11nan
c,al aid, bul no1 wnhom s1rmgs :nwched. Some
Ice! the College ts currenLly spending 100 much
on fin:1nc1al aid nnd some or 1h1s money, but not
more ,han the !tlZC ol the gifl. w1U l.x: rt:"directc<l
IO oll,cr areas
Platt Hall Condemned
Dean of the ColkgcJanc A1kinson is curn:rnly
working wuh a tnsk lorcc to cn..·mc some <ks1gns
for ahc ruturc uf 1hc housmg r,rc<l on campus.
Current plans would leave only Copcbnd ,nd
1 lartzfrltl s1:in,l111g, rcplocmg the other dom1s w11h
nl'\vcr stn.1c:mrcs. Additionally, there n1-c plans to
creel a new SOi...ial sdcnLcS btulding m 1hc near
t,1tt1rc 10 rcpbcc the Lurrcnt onrs, as well :ts a
nc,, student cem~r nnd :1 n:constnu::uon u( 1hc
Oiipc.>rts center.
Looking at Faculty Evaluations
t\ ~UhjC.:\'~ or nnu.:h t.onth.)H'rS) ,1m1.mgs1 l:\v
ulty is the semester-end s1uclcn1-11'1'it1en pro[c,
!tOr cvalu,umn forms. It has cqinc tn thi: attt:ntmn ,,r 1he facull) that somctimcsswc!cnls talk to each
other as 1hcy fill out these rom11,, pm,sihly ~kcw
lng 1hc assessments. Dean Atkinson hndcd I lonor
lloanl Chair Ancly llulder 1111 the mallcr, .,ncl 11
w1II be d1.scus.~cd .n the next Hlmor Bonrcl 11'1l'Cl
mg Though 1h1s d1>cuss11Jn w,11 he jus1 prchmt
nary, thr po,s1hilit)' has hccn raised ul h,wmg
~AAB members m 1hc classroom as the foni,s ,ire
bcmg filkd out 11> ensure 1ha1 sn1dcnLS do nut talk
w c:,ch other
Dean's Bar Lowered han· a l C\\,!io & Clark <"<hu;-:11ion the l,h.:uhy Ii:;
lookmg 11110 1hctr turr1,ul:a 10 dcc1dc wh.11 th~mD,
arc cs~cnt1.,I ;uni,, hen: there L' l,,mmon gmuml
he-tween the d1st:l(llmc.> This .1e1ion \~)mt•,;, m rc
spon5c to ,1 11;111(111w1clc -,ur,·t)' ot how ,;:,1nngc01
school grndmg gmdclme!- arc ,\n mLlcpcndcm
finn will cv:.11muc the College in tht spring nf
2001
t\ddhionall}, wi1h 1hc nsing nuu,btr l)r non•
:.-t:hohlsuc l'.omp:rnws which sell ~,u<ltms scmc.,
Lcrs :1broat.l. 1hc College 1.s rccvaluaung 11s ,,vcr
seas studr pn1gr,1tns It w,11 seek to dcl11w h,iw
an ovcrsc:b program lus 1n10 the l..cwis & Clark
,;xpcncncc. :md how the College c;m ensure 1hc
1111cgnty ol 11s prugr:uns.
Keeping Tabs on Students ----
Mooney encouraged focuhy 10 keep 111 ,ouch
with nlumm and 10 nicl 1hc Alumm Rcl:uion~ of•
ficc m trackmg stuJcms af1cr Lhcy·vc graclu:uccl
He asked ,r ,he focnhy could pass nlong mfonna
t1on such as wh:.ll Job an alumnus holds, whether
hr or she has n gr:1clualc clcgrcc, 15 married, or
has "babies."'. and how 1hc ;1Jumnus looks back
on Lewis & Clark College
Dean or Adnussions Michael Scxt<>n reported
Lha1 over 300 stud('nlS have applied 10 Lewis &
Clark onhne. I-le stated that ➔50 students were
aclm111cd earl)' acuon. Mooney then exhorted lac•
ult)' h) rcmcmhcr ,o be t:ongc111al ,,11th :-1udcntS
,valk1ng nround campus, t!-ipcciall)' as dus is the
1mw of ycM when ncltmttcd !'ilutknts :nc clcciclt
mg whether to come here or not
LC's New Calendar
l.C will be ch:111ging the nature or tts nc:.idc1111(
cakndar In future yc>rs, ,11rmp1iniz 10 begin fall
dllS!:icS alter lahor da)' rather than before. nml on
Martin L111hcr King, Jr. Da)' in the spring r,uha
than the week l>C'forc. The College is desirous or
ending the fall scmc,,ter by Dcccmhcr 20 c-ach year
,lS well. Add111onall), the College 15 rcduung the
nnnl< period from five da)'S down w four.
One faculty member inquired of the as,cmbl)
.is 10 whcl11cr the C1.)l1cgc wantccl lO hold d,1sSC')
on MI.K D,y. President Moone)' replied 1h,11 Lhe
Colkge dues not rt<.ogni.i:e :ln} hol1clays. and tha1
dasst.·s woultl be held 011 1h:ll d,w in ,,cldmon 10
luwmg the nnnunl MLK remembrance ceremony
In on effort 10 streamline the l(Utdcltncs lor
nukmg the Dean\ L1s1 and gl'adu;.umg cum laudc.
the m1n1mum GPA required 10 qunlil) for the
Dean's Us1 will bclowcrcd lrom 3.75 10 3. 70. rhc
minimum GPA rt(1u1rcd to gr:1dua1c cum laudc
will remain 3. 70. The change will be ellecuve 01
,he end of the Sprmg 2000 semester Mooney lur1hc(cxplamccl ,hat he had rcccl\'cd
n letter from 3 pnrciu noung lhat 1h1s selllcstcr's
linals days frll on Passnvcr dnys Mo<Jnty .,h,o
stated thal 1hcre were fmals schedule<l un Holr
Thursday. lk declared thai the College <locs 1101
recogrnze religious holidays, h111 1hn1 Sllldents
toulti reschctluk finals w1lh their mstruc:tors ,r
they tonOu;ted whh u rc:Jigiou.s ohscrv~m..:r.
'l'he qucs11011 was raised us 10 why the Colkgc
seeks 10 end the fall scmcs1e1 by December 20,
whi:n lt 1s th•ar that th13 J.S due to Chnstm.,s.
Mtu.,ncy o;ia1cd th.tt Christmas is more· th.111 .1 re•
llgwus hol11ia), It is ulso a secular one. A faculty
mcmlwr then asked the assembly why "iomc n.
nals were schcdulc<l for Samrcln}'. hu1 none (or
Suncl:ly. The qul'Stion ,vtis mcl with silence. No
faculty c.:ouhl remember wh)' this dcc1s1on w-:1.s
made, uncl no rmswcr was found. LC Assesses Itself
In :m cffun to btuc.r dcJinc ,vha1 h means to
What exactly are the Russians
doing to our precious bodily fluids?
by Andrew Daily
This profound qucsuon and many Olh•
crs will be answered C\'cry Tuesday and Fn•
day nighl at the rcccnll)' inaugurated Great
American Film Series. 5tarti11g this semcs•
ter, and soon 10 be a 1.C tradition. 1h1s bi
weekly showing of dasslc American moV1es
will air C\'Cry Tuesday and Friday mgln in
Miller 105 al 10 pm.
Sponsored by Inventing America and or
gamzed by Assistant Professor of Poliucal
Sc,ence Robert E,smgcr, Lhe series seeks 10
provide LC studcntS with access 10 classics
of A1ncricnn cmema 1hal lhcy might not have
an opportunuy to view otherwise, with the
dearth of rerun houses m Portbnd. The pur•
pose of the series is 10 both emertam and to
2 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 engender an ;ipprecianon fo cl•ssic films.
"These arc grc;11, classic movies: SO)'S Eisinger.
·our goal w1Lh this scnes 1s 10 encourage students
10 go 10 the movies and wa1ch some great films.•
The sc~nes !'lso will serve a didaclk purpose.
Many of the nlms happen 10 "dovetail" with themes
addressed 111 Inventing America, But the senes
shouldn't be construed as • purely educational
experience. The films were selected from :, list ol
Lhe faculty and staff's own fovonte movies. Linle
concern was given to meshmg with lhe curricu ..
lum of tnveming America; I hat was only a helpful
s1de-e1TecL
"Rcg,rdkss, withottl do\'etn1hng, these arc good
movies 1hat should be shown on rnmpus," stau,s
Eisinger. "H thcs.: movies happen 10 provide per
spective on issues ;iddrcssed m classes, ,II the hel
ler." r•~
e. .... ___ ,,o-,ft o"·-,
Crime Beat
courtesy of Gregg Wanciak, Campus Safety
January 8, 1999
A v1s11nr. pnrti<:IJMtmg ln
the Wilderness f'1rs1 Re
'l;pondcr cou~c. kh hb; rain
cvnt outside the Counul
Ch,1mhcr while trammg out
~idc When he rtturncd, his
rnmc:o,u was gone-.
January 9, 1999
\Vindow sc-rc::l·ns wcrt·
round damagc<l on some
grot1nd IJoor windo\\'S in
Copeland.
January 10, 1999
A tuba was reported rmss•
mg fmm -a lolkCr m Evans.
January 12, 2000
The lh:mgt.· machine on th<:'
info dc.:;k tn Tcmpli:ton was
found d:unagl.'<l. S27.J w;t.S s10-
lcn Imm the mnc:hinc
Ten rolls or blnL k an<l wh '"''
35mm film were stoh:n lrom n
rrfngcratoron the founh floor
of Miller h w:is 1hnu~h1 1h.n
tlw .£ilm w~ taken ovl.'r the
holid.1)' bm1k.
January 13, 2000
A black nylo11 CD case,
LOntain111g ·H{ CDs. was luund
missing rrom a room in
lloward /\II ,he CDs h.,vc 1hc
mitiuls LCM' wn11cn 111 hl.,tk
m~1rkcr nn 1hc l.1bel ~1<lc
January 14, 2000
A SI udcn1 rclllml'<l (ru11,
o\'Crscns tt..> d1sco,•cr Lhal
sotnconc had used his c.:Jlhng
tare.I withou1111s knowledge 1u
the :11noun1 uf S 126 %.
January 15, 2000
A srnff nt1:n,her p:trkcd and
locked her bike "' 1hr lnkc
rack in front of Wa1zck Li
brary. When she re1urnecl she
found her bike lock damaged
to the poilll where she could
not open I he lock.
A law school s1:iff member
discovered her vdudc passen
ger door broken mto and the
dnsh radio dam'1gcd. January 17, 2000
1\ ~uult.·nl who htt<l hc<'n
t.1nnk111g Imm !I flhli ur gin.,, .....
u>rdtug IO lncm.1~. swmhkcl
:md lcll, ,·utung the back ol l11s
hc.,<l. rll,· '-ltlllcnt W,lS trans~
porte<l 10 St. Vmccnu-i b) nm~
hul.,ncc
January 23, 2000
/\n mcidcnt involving n,1 ..
n\)rs and alcohol vn·urrl.'d Ill
Copeland Unfu1·tuna1<' clcc1•
.;;ions were m~Hlc from more
than one qu.incr.
January 28, 2000
Campus Safety rcspontlcd
w a noise L<>mpl:unt {ll r1h0Ul
1 35 am, 1h1> date, Ill the C
wmg ot MnnzfcltL AbuLH r,
t.luicn pc:uplt• were m du.-v1•
tallll)', llw rr!-pt1ncllng i1ITktr
,r1w ,,w rcS1dc111s of the room
an <... wing hidini ttkohol lm
lu-. ,trnval. I he room ,;rncll,·tl
ul m:m1ua.n.1 .we.I ~,kohol Tiu~
1s 11te lourth ~ulh rl'p\,rtcd
mncknt i1woh•1n~ llM~c. rt-s1-
dcnu. 1n the lns1 1wo sem<'~ ..
tC'fs_
Al C1bulll ➔ 25 pm ulftcer,,
re.spllndcd to ., cmup1.1111t of
thl' ~mcH or 1n:1.riJll,lll,I rrom ~'
room in P1~nl \i\'l•s1 Two Al.t!t:>
pipes. lOllrnin111~ residue bc
li(·vctl 10 bt-• 111.trtJU:llM wc1c
Lc.m£iscatctl
January 31, 2000
/\1 .1h1llll 10 30 pm ,,n ,>Ider
anolc nppr~>;lc.:hcd n lcrnali:s1u
dcm in \VJtzek L1br:irr The
oldtr male began 1cll,ng 1hc
~tu<l<'nl th.tL women should
~tny in tht home and wc.11
drc~:,cs i11.;u;acl ol panl.~ 1 k
11skcd the swdent for her
phl>ne number .md .ulc1rcs~
The <1udcn1 ldt 1hc llhrar\'
and i.:allct.l C~unpu~ Safety. 1\n
orlki:r found 1hc oltlcr m~1lc 1n
w,11zek and, Jhcr 1ak111g .1
!tUltcmcnt, thl' nulc ll'h cam ..
I'"'·
GrJffiti lnvolv111g 1he word
"TEEDOM" has been 1ur111ng
up in several huildmgs un
Ctlmpus. If )'OU'rc 11rcd ol see
ing college momcs, 1ha1 could
be bc11cr spclll elsewhere, ,1-
lncatcd to paint :H1d tkamng
supplies and man hours [or
rc1110,~ng eyesores and you
know somcthi11g then giv(' me
, call al 7856.
PLEASE
write for us.
x7146 story meetings every Monday
Box 121 6 o'clock
piolog@lclark.edu templeton No tenure track for Waters
Waters, from page 1
,<hcdulc hns n<ll been finalized
Shr .11.;o ~,~uc<l. ''4\Vc ~trc c:ur
rcntly ont1npa1mi,; offering dee•
1mnit. mu.sic and ,vc·rc muidp:1t
mg 1h,11Joc will teach it" Dodds
<,111I th,· Cullrge ,cknowlcdgcs
1he lmpor1011cc of offering on
ckrtronu.: music progrmn ~ts part
uf 1hc-musk 1..urritulum :rnd
1hat, "''vVc hnvl' no mtentiun nr
getting ml uf clcttronir lll\lS!c."
\V.1tt:rs. however was lc:.ssccr-
1,11n or his huur(' .11 LC bec:,usc
1he Cullci;c hns tlcdmctl tu put
,my1h111g in wti11ng regarding his
""II" 111 the fall. 1 lc stotctl thJl
he h.as been mformctl that his
\.Uur,c lu~,d w1II be reduced to
[our clc<..:1nrn1L musk t.b.1.:.scs.
and a~ ~m adJunc.:t professor, will
he on ,l UllC-}'C,U contr.tll As :m
'1djunu pmfcsstn, he will nL>t hl'
afforded the same privileges rt'·
g:Hclmg lravd expenses for
..,., holarly pursuits: th,u lcnurc-1r..1ck ;\l\d lcuurcr status focuhy
mcinbcrs enjoy. "My career ck
r,c-n<ls on atlrn<ling concerts/"
said \.Valtrs
When asl<cd about the
College·, refusal to p111 anythmg
in wnting. Dodtl.s s1.11t!<l 1ha1 11
1s Cullcgc polic)' 1101 to pul any
llnng in \\'Tiling unlil the course
sch«luks have hcen flnalize<L
She also notctl that every lncuhy
ml.!mher, tcnurc-1rac.:k or not, has
a on(' year con1rac1 wuh 1hc
Culll'gc However, tenure 1rack
appmntmcnts t•-art) :m ohltg:t·
11011 l1ir the Culleic to 11ffcr .,
urn1mt. t, while ,tdju11u proks•
.,ors hnv~ no gmu-:unct.
II there 1s one thing 1ha1 ts
gcr\crall)' agrcc<l upon. 11 1s thnt
W~ucrs. is a superb tc.tchrr.
Seeley prni!'>e<l hun because ... 111
a non-threatening way, he has::.cl
n high ,1and.1rtl !or his program."
Secky alsu noted the imcnsc
Jlruk the ckctronit music s1u•
dents have in their work\ hav• mg Mtcnclcd 1hc wos1 recem
Elrctromc Music Marathon in
the Council Chambers. "You
could sec ,he qualuy 1ha, Jur ha,
put m"
Dodds also spoke h,ghl)' uf
W;11ers. no1 only lor his lc:1ch·
mg bUl also for his own compo
suions.
While Waters 1s no loni;cr
bcmg considered for 1hc ttlllllC
trnck pos1t1on, Sl\1dcmsand f:lc
ully are hop,·lul 1hn1 he will re
turn ncx1 yc:.r. Seeley com·
mtnu.·cl ..... \Vlul l'm worried
nbo111 1s ,r Joe gets .mo1her lull
tune olfcr he'll probably rnke 11 •
I k .,lsu exprcssr<I a hope I ba1
uptommg rcnrrmems and the
nccomp:mying rcslructunng 111
the dcpt1r1mcm wi11 open up :1
pennancnt place for W:i1ers
Waters was skep11rnl, saying,
·1 appreciate 1he 1hough1. but it
would be very unusual for a col
lege or our SJZC to have IW() con\
posers."
Spring Elections are
just around the
.corner!
Positions available:
ASLC President
ASLC V.P. for Budget and Finance
ASLC V.P. for Student Academic Affairs
ASLC V.P. for Student Organizations
ASLC Chief Justice
ASLC Student Representatives (3)
Position Deadline: Feb. 11, 4:00pm
Petitions are located outside the ASLC Student
offices (in Templeton, across from the information
desk).
For More Info Contact:
Gina Kanagawa
kanagawa@lclark.edu
X 8765
Elections will be held Monday,
February 28th, and Tuesday, February I 29th, from 9am -· 4pm, in the entrance L to Watzek Library. Take Back the
Night hopes to
attract more
diverse student
participation
night, from page 1
more men in lhe evcnl, the
Men's Worl<shop. 1raditlon:illy
held the same umc as the
march, has been rescheduled
It is hoped 1ha1 as a result ,he
forty or so men who usually
attend the workshop will at
tend Lhe march instead,
tl1ereby making Lhc march ·a.
more diversified occasion.
ihc Men's Workshop will
be tbc nighL before the m~rch,
on Tuesday ,he H,h In 1he
workshop men are taught how
to sidestep any misogyny they
may encounter and how to be
more unckrstanding about the
fear and vicumizalion many
women reel regarding sexual
abuse-
The march will once ngaln
encircle campus. Last year, ,11.then the evem was held on
St Patrick's Day, the march
drew enough drunken yells to
make everyone on edge. A1
various foreboding pbces on
campus Lhe marchers will
stop and pause for rcnecuon.
l'ollowing ,he march will
be the Speak Out, an event
where survivors or sexual vio•
lence speak of their ordeal.
Sam Naliboff stated 1ha1 "for
a lot of people 1l begins Lhe
healing process: l\nU th>1
professional cour1Scllors will
be on hand should anyone
need them.
Meetings for rhc planning of the
evwt MC held eve,y Th11rsd11y
at 5:30pm in Dubach, ancl any•
one is welcome. For Jun her 111-
Jormation contact Sam N<1lilwff
at Naliboff@lclark.edu.
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Pick up scholarship applications in the Alumni
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Questions? Contact the Alumni Relations Office a1 768-7953.
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 3 =p~=n=~=rL=o~o===-====Forum=========
Spong: little words of wisdom or words of little wisdom?
YAYI by Meaghan Lamarre
ll,shop f,,hn :,lwlh)' '>pon~ "
mn· uf th..: mos1 1honmthlv Ill·
sp1nng p..:oplc I luvc ._.vc, 1m.·l
I w~b nlln~ucd hy hi~ da~us
-.wn or 1hc fhhlc a1 hb i.·,·r11111p,
h.·t1u1'C. 1 h.we m·,•cr :inL·ndcd
Suncl,l)' Sc hnol so hi,; .ugu111cnb
.1bou1 the l\ihk .-~ .1 .sl'nc.,;; of :,lo
ne$ were c,M:1uially mr rlrst !i-C·
110lb.Sl11dyof1hc B1hl..:. lls,~c111<>
completely log11...1I. ti l'IOI -..clr
C\'i<lcnt, to me that we shoultl
not t.-,kc 1hc.· Bible hh!rJlly hu1 .1~
a series of lc::,son~ ,11H.I m<:1.1-
phors
My view of C hns11:1.1111y ha:.
bcc11 1lm1 11 ,~ a rchgmn wuh
~ood JCka~ 1hru h;1~ bcc11 cor
rupted by pr:1.cttcc .rnd org:m1-
z..11ion M,my o[ my peers have
cr1t1ctzcd Chns11anll}' for :1 num
ber ol ;11lmcnb, spcdfirnlly strict
orlhcrcn,c to the ll1bk ,tnJ us
Ing its mcMagc: lu suppor1 e..-.:dlJ·
sionary pr.ac1 ices rn1h1.•r I hnn lov-
1 ng ones. Bishop Spong c.,
pouse-d a rcform.,uon of 1ht·
Christhm Church th3t seems
.\11)t_ncd \\11th the c1·hkh,11~ of
m:,ny III m\ gcncra11011. It is ,1
rc\'olu11on that. in Ill) opnuon.
will tscoruhc Chns11an Church
back 10 11s noble. comp:-.ss1on
atc roots Jncl will reconsmmc
Chnst1arnty .i~,, pr.used and cd~
ebratcd rchg,on r.11hcr than 1he
mockery 1h:11 11 has hctt.)IHC.
l hough I wa& 3t1Cn11,·c 10 has
kcturc, 11 was not unnl I m
tcm.h:d :.1 !,mall di~,u~sl1'ir1 group
With the Bi<hop I h.11 1 lch the ru JI
wt:igh1 llr h1~ mc~a~c- He did
not spc;1k ol JC.SU!> cx\. lU:,1vcl) ,1.!!,
the Son or Goel hut mt her ,s one "ho lov~c.l umvn,:,,1lly, Olll" 10 he
.,dmm:d tor his 1cnclcrnc!-!il .md
to hi. c1nul.ui:d J le :-.1wkc cd
Jc-:-11, 111 Icrnv~ r,t .t hgtuc u,
111t)dcl one·~ l1lc .after [vt11
thtiugh I .un not Chn-.tlan and I
cfon'1 l>el1r,·~ 1h,11Jc-.u, 1), 1h<" '\tin
nr l;ud. the Bi<hop ,poke Ill <11( h
., w,\)' that cl1d not txduUc me. I
coultl receive Jm, mcs:)agl" ol
love I Ju-rein lits Ju~ dfct11vc
nc-~ hb mes.:iage ()f lh•111g fulh
,111J loving wastefullr 1:, ., um
vcrs;ll one 1ha1 m.mst:ends thr
boum.J.tncs of rrhg1on.
r:o, 111;H'I) yr;,m,, l hnvc lch
t h;1t lo\'e is ;m 11nponnn1 ton.:,,:
rn I h1::. world II w~1::. ncll unul I
hc.,r<l Bi,hop Spong spe:ik did I
feel 1hnl there w,1.:. ~ rc.-ligu.m th.1I
pl.,rcd Jpprnpria1c we1gl11 t11l
1111, p<>wcr£ul force Thai lol'c is
cspcc1ally evident 111 1ht.! wJy tht"
Bishop gazes ,II .Ulcl sp<:Jk!. or lus
bC'hl\'cd will-, Chn~tme Th.11
love. and his pmpos1uon lh:.t1 we
all live fullv .rnd love wo:,tdullv.
arc !I C'OllSHtnl source o( ln
spir:111011.
\. ' • Editor
Grudge
Match
/ NAY! by Colin J, Beck
Sol went w 1 lw lluhvp ,pon)t
lct..:iurc .1 rru11ilc 1..1f \\'l·ek~ 1t~l'
Ahl·r a Ion~ w,lll. ,1 h.md 1111ro
dm:.:t1lm .llld som1..· 11ppl.w~c. llw
61~ll()p bt,:an h1:-lcc1nrc on liow
1h~ U1bk 1, mo.,1lv •• ~tor), ~pon~
,, ,Ill l'>icclkm :..pc.tkl·r. wcavmg
Im. \\01d~ \\llh "'g1.,t,: and wn'
Mowc, er, I l.'.fln'1 S.1) I lo,md 111!>
,·oud11:,ivt1 l11~pm11g ovrr.,11
Thl' up.,ho1 ol ;111 hour .uul .1
h,11( I\ 111,u thl· B1hlc t.·.u11hH he
ial-.rn lht.·1,1lh, .uul 1h.11 Chn~t>
111c:,.:,,1gt· "U:, unc ol umvc:r-iJI
lo,•e. IH:mt· ,,e .,ltouhl .111 prnl•
lite loq_• .ind 101L'1.uu:e. nut tX•
t lu,ion \,\'hilt· !111, i, ,1 to111pcl
l111~ ~l.UL·mcnt. 11 b nor., partllll l.1rly 01111-,u.11 om: r111 :-.me th.11
lhL• Bi-.hop Llc~e, H·-. ucLlll lur
.1Uvunc111g 1hb school ol lltought
.md pr<lt.:llung IL nt,hh (or .11011~
llllll', hut l d1t..ln I hL',JI H lrom
111111 fin.a \Vhv amon~ 1.-.. ha'-n 1
:-CC'11 C.,oc.l 1~ love"' :)1~11~ or
.. ( hn'-l love-:. you h1llhoarJo;l
Mon: h1 lht.· po1m, 11H' ucnd ol
c h11:-.11a11 Ion: .,od H•k1:111n: ol
,1l11:)n'1 :,.t1 mrc 1h.11 I nrc<lcd 1hc
n, .. hnp h> 1dl nu; ol ib 1,"XbH.'IH.C
I hod Imped hu· :-.01nctl11ng more
Imm '-lH. h J notecl ~chol.11 .mtl
1hcl1log1.111
I ,1b,<1 h1ivc hi t.1k1.:-1-..-.uc· ,, 11h
111-. httL"1 prc1.ulun ,ii thL· '-t l'ifl•
lun.: \Vluk thetl' t~ tklmitd) J
mc-,:-.,lg<' or rump,b,;ion 111 the
(H!.~pds. tlH.'fl' Is .,l~o .molhcr
story-a s1 u1 )' ol ,1 m,1n who ~.1w
lllJUSIJcc and mr,ral corrnp110n
.rnd tnt:d h> ;o,Hbvc11. ii 1101 d1*
rc1;.1lr ovc11hww, lhl.! 1.· • ..;Is11ng
~m:-1111 unler.1 his ~wry 1s Just :is
v:1l1CI and inspin11g :~ ,me ol Juve.·
and lompns),inn I pc-rson.1lly
hnd 11101''-' ,n~p1r.11Hm III lhl' lc::.
-.on~ ol rcvolu11on 1ha11 1ok1 4
,llllC Bui 1lu.• gnod fh-.liop·::. flll·
IUn: ol Chrbt .,, \•tr Ro~rr"" ltllll•
plctcl)' 1~11orcd Jc::.l" 1 ht.' prow•
\1,1rx:t',I
nus is nm 1v s~'>' thJ1 ,lu.· kr·
lure w.1s .t W,tsli: ur time Spong
spoke wo11dc1follv, .111<1 I en
;orct.1 li-.Lcmn~ But I cJn't h~;.
ltl'\'l' lh:-tt ..lll\Otll' thl'll· ,,., ... ,
13ihh: litcr,,ll!<ol l>durr tht kuu1L
So II cl1d ,c<·m ., lu tic ltkc prc:It. h-
111,.; 10 1111.· d1ou • \ nd tr vou n:
go11H.!. 10 do d,,n. ,ou ~h,mld JI
lc.1"1 1dl ll1t·m ,omc1h111l!, thcv
l1.1Jn, I11,:,mJ Ut·lorc
Stuck at ttte kids' table, pining for policy transparency
commentary by Colin J. Beck
I was 1hm~ing nbout LC ~•
l11llc over Chns1111-..1;. break
Oon'1 get me wrong, I chd do
01hnthmgs,all1m1111g1h:u 1hcrc
,s Ide off the h,11. bu1 one suh
JCCI kcp1 cncroach1og upon my
nou-dcnomlna.tlonal secular
Chrlsttn,l!) break A one word
~ub1cc1. t\dmiru~1r.u1on
Now, surpnsmgly. I ,, asn'1
th111k1ng abou1 1hc .1dn11nblrn·
tmn in 11')' nor111al Slntc of smol•
dering frustrntion, but 111ore iu
lcrms of wh.1t coul<l be clone to
help 1his school Thcrt is one
ma1or 1hing th:u is locking on
1his c:.-mpus. ,ind that 1s 1rans
parcncy in clcc1M01h nnd poli•
c1c-s It seems a l111tc silly 1ha1 we.
1hc smdcms. onlv hear ahuut
1hmgs ar,rr clec1s10ns have been made ,mu pohc1es applied. Of
course. we 1hr:n get ,.mgt)' or up~
),CL 1-fazardmg a guess, I think
11's not 1hc dec1.s1ons 1hat bo1hc.r
us. per sc. bu1 Lh.'l.t we-wcrcn l
111<:ludcc.l m thl" process.
ilus problem can be solved.
Ir there were ,o br a more con•
SClCllll()U') dro11 llO 1hc pan ol
th.: ,1dmlmstmt1on 10 mlonn the
stutlcni hodr about dcci:,10ns
:md procrs~l•:, ., lot ol 1 rouhle
cou Id he s.a,·cd
Sure studt•ni-. ,11 on conumt•
tet~ on every subject, hu1 we
never hc:&r from them. And how
are 1hcsc studcrus picked' Hell
if J know, thatS another nl)'Stcry.
And wha1 if l w,.1111 to sit on one
of 1hesc commmecs? Not likely,
unles~ I kuow Dean or Director
01 Department Ch;1tr so and so
:ind only havr classes on the: wct~end \Vh:11 if ihcrc wc,c ,1
W.I)', and gu:..h, f'm not~urc. wh,11
it 1,>. to in\lnlvc 1hc cmitc ~lUdcnt
h<lJ) in 1kdslons 11nd processes'
\.Vh:n ,r the Pn·sic.k.nt. the Dean
o( the Collc~c ,uul tlu· Dc;.m of
~1udcots s.po~c. to us m n
monthl)• eo111111\in1ty fonun7 h
would save us oil ., lot or head
;1chc and fru:..1 ration
I hus, I am formally cx1end-
1ng an 11w11a11on :md cncouugc
mcm to !<1pcc,r1cally rrc:,1dcn1
Moone)', hut also any profc-ssor
or staff member. w wrnc lcuer:..
or commentary on .my issue 10
be prin1cd In the Pioneer Log.
And I fonnull)• rcqucs1 1h01 1he
l)can or 1hr College's otr,cc lur
msh the P1u11ccr Log wilh the
minutes of each mom h's facully
mccung. :lS well as 1hc nunmcs
from a1\y mcc1i11g .1ffect111g SlU-
Things to do when bored at LC
by James Christle
I. Walk Into the ba1h
room and giggle a, people
who :ire in the shower. while
saying 111 a high
vo1ce,"You1re naked hcc hce
hcc."
l Go through your
roommate's stuff.
3 Check your •mpt)'
mailbox •gain 10 find out
that nobod)• loves you.
-f Tr}' to hu on women
(or maybe men) in tht li
brary 10 [md ou1 1ha1 noll<ld)'
loves you.. 5. Go down 10 the rose gnr
den and contemplate about how
nobody loves you, because
you're a bad, hornblt person
who deserves 10 die.
6. Complnin 10 your unng,
uary r rltnd, Freddie, abour how
nobody loves you
7. Pretend 1h~1 you care
Jbout the environment nnd talk
to • hippie Maybe t hry'II love
you
8. Masturbate (m pnvatc, ur
course).
9. rry 1<1 brt-Jk Into the trunk
of Michad Mooney's Lt>(U5, 1"
4 Pioneer Log February 4. 2000 Ond your tul1ion money th31
should have been spent on
improving the q,,ahty or your
donn.
10. Think about shavmg
your armp,rs Jus1 tlnnk
•bomlL
IL Make jokes about pov
erty to Philosophy and Art
majors.
12. Makejokesaboutsplrl-
1u11I poverty to Econ major.,.
13. Write •nothcr >1>int
l<ss essay £or one or your
clas.ses about how bad social
mcquahuc.s arc. dent lile I :11>0 I 11,·11e 1 he llo.ml
ul lru~tccs It..' sp,::ih w11h ,111-
dcnb om<l t.•xprcs~ 1 bear opm1011,
m 1he Pwnccr Log. We will 1m111
1hcm.
If nll 1l11s were tu 11,,ppcn !' 1111ght hdp hl ( n.•.11c hcucr tr~Hb·
p:1rcm:r in lhe \\,I)' 1h15 College
b run ,\nd 1hc11 m.,yhc \\C
wouldn'I rt•cl hki: i\hHlllll)' 1)1,_•,in
.uni D.1ddy Prc~1Jcm Mill m.1kc
u, ,11 .11 I hi.' k11J\ ,.,hie
Eo1roas~1N-C.-uu-: Colin J. Beck, Meaghan Lamarre
News EorroJtS: Janelte Lamoreaux
FORUM Eo1roR: Andrew Zahler
Ft~.tuAn EonOA: Aaron Blackwe-11
Aus Eo1roR: Enn Ha1ck
s,o,m Eorro,: Dusty Holden
CAUNOAA Eo1Toa: Hillary Panze,
P1-toro Eo1To11: Angela Kearney
Srn10• STMF WRmRt: Andrew Oatly. Angela Nusom . the Pioneer Log
Sm, W•nns: Rocky Campbell, James Chrislle. Jennifer Cranf,11,
Antonia Giedwoyn. Alec Metz, Gene Wixson
CoNia,avmu:; W1111ru1s: Peter Berichout, Susie Cohen, Cody
Hoesly, Cory Long
A•mrs: Aubrey Lyon, Cate Sayre
Co,v Eo1ro11s: Hillary Panzer
AovumSING MANACiUt: Aileen Clymer
COMPUTER SP£C1Aun: Brent Fontana
AovIso•: Peter Christenson
The Pioneer Log seoves lo inform and educate the Lew,s &.
Clark commumfy on ,ssues of concern to students. We do not
discnmmate based on elhnic,ty, gender, sexual oroentallon.
d1sab1hly, age or class, We reseive th• nghl lo refuse lo print
any advemsement. submiss,on, or art,clr that does not meet
the ethical standards of the Pioneer Log.
We welcome forum wbm1ss1ons from students .1nd letters to
the editor from anyone. letters to lhe editor must ,nc:ludt: the
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!he Pioneer Log is lundt'd by your stuoent lees Naughty neighbors elicit shower sex crackdown in Manzanita
commentary by James Christie
l have h.u.l new"' 1h,11 I nm~,
~hare wu h you, Ill)' lcl ltm Lcwl,;
& CJ.irk brothers .incl sisters We
c.:.IH ,w lru1gl·r have -:;ex In the
f1rs1 noor M,minnll:1 shmvers.
for I here ,s now ., ~tgn In th~
lower M:inz;1nu.1 biuhroornsask-
1ng us nol 10. I know how much
this hun~. t know how disap
pomtcd many of you mus1 kcl.
now thm we com no 1nngcr bump
w11h one another 1111hc llrs1 floor
~fan::mua showers
According 10 Nale Pr:111to1s.
th.: Ri\ or first noor Manz:mll:i,
lhl.' reason for 1hcsign being put
up w.1-) hct',H.ISC ";1 lot ol people
where having .:,ex in shower$,
People were. rinding used
cont.lo ms in 1 he showers ... Hopc
lully none of the people who dis
c:ovcrcd lh~ condoms did so
wh1lt· not wearing shower shoes.
Thai would no1 have been a
ple;ts.1111 surprasc In for1 :rn)1•
th111g 111volvmg soiled condoms
;md fcr1 would nm be plca!<l~ml
Th;H 1s, unk~::, yvu h:.,vc a lcush
lcu 1 h1u ~on of tl11ng. Can you
1m.1~inc 111;1rrying.s<>l1lcl1t1c wi1l1
:,uch nn 0111l.1n<.h::,h lc11sh? ThatS
1hc s,cary thing .1bou1 hum:111 tc-.n ~~ C
ushes There are so m;my ol
them. And everyone has one ol
some sort h~ almost as 1( mu ..
mt1te sexual rcla11onsh1p!, these
days arc like ;1 ho:-. of .,.~hocol:ues.
You never knuw wh.11 kmd ol
:texual fcti:,h )'Our spcc1:1I ~omc•
one b g1.-,rng 10 h;we
The problem with pci,pk )/
0
All BVO,t( SA.Viii
h,wmg sex m the nrst lloor Mnn
zan11a showers w;1s so bad th:11,
acconhng co Nntc, "Some !of 1hc.
::,011c<l condom::,I were gettrng
washed down lhc dru111, c~1t1s111g
clogs In other word.c;., :mml'.
coupll's.' <lc!i1n-s 10 have org.,sms
In the !!>huwcr go1 sc, bad th.u
they hegan sacnhcmg tht quJI-uy ol their own .111tl their nc1glt
hors· pluonblng just <o os to at•
L.ltn these mm.h sought af1cr or-
gt1Slll!>.
But before we coi,den1n 1hose
who had sex m I he hrsi lloor
Manzanu,1 showers ns ruclc
people we mu~, ;1.:,k oun,clvc-s
1wo quesuons "\V.,s wh:.11 the)
did bad? \Vere they hrcakrngan>
,chool rules when lltc) d,d It 111
the. Or.a lloor M:mz:111irn show
ers?"
According 10 the "Path
finder,"' they were not, since the.
>111den1 handbook l'a,ls 10 say
an)11hmg nbout doing 11 IO the
showers In fau, when t looked
through the Student Code or
Conduc1 I could not Ond a
policy called "Engaging 111
Sexual Rcbtions m Public tla1h
rooms." The only rule 1ha1 the
people havmg sex in 1hc forsl
noor M::in:an11a shO\V'Cl'S n11gh1
hnve broken was the one con
ccmlng disorderly conduc1. Dis
orderly conduc1 is defined in the
St udcnl Code or C,mcl UCI as
"Loud, aggressive, or <>1hcr hc
ha\'ior which d1,rup1s or ob
,;1ru,1s the orderly lu11ction1ng
of the Cnlh:gc nr disturbs 1hr
pence nn<l/or c.:omfort 0£ pcrson(s) on campll!, " I c\rn ,cc
ho" flnclmg 1wc., people gclltng
u on m the shower 1111~h1 d1s-
1urh )10U 1r rou walk II\ on It
wuhout expecunS?, n Bm wha,
,t 1herr'$ o sign on 1hc tlou, ol
1hc b:-i_1h1·oom "rarnmg all 1h,11
m1gh1 enter tluu th.:rc ar~ 1wo
people inside schlcppongl
Wouldn't 1h.11 he okay' Or
would jus1 knowing th,11 1wo
people where ha"ing sex Ill the
s.unc place where )'OU Llc.111
)'Ourself every mornmg be d1~·
turbing In llsclr?
1111 of the Mouzanita residents
that I mtcrvicwcd rcfusec.J 10 ~ll•
Low me to quo1c 1hem on this
issue. I 1hmk 1t"'s b-cc,rnsc :,II 1hc
ones I imervicwcd were the
people h:,v1ng sex m lhc show
ers because I don't know ,,1h)'
anyone would (e,,:I emb:urassecl
about having lhcir mune pub--
lishcd m an uruclc un people
havmg sex In public ,howers
According m N,111:, 1hcre h:ivt
been no complamts srncc 1ht.:
sign was pul up ...... \pparen1ly the
sign has worked "Nate :-ii.so s.1id
cha1 people slu."'>uld noi mastur•
h:ue In the. showers; the sign.
h<>wc,•er, doesn't mcn1ion 1na.s
turbation
In the Land of Lost Things: an inquisitive work of speculative fiction
fiction by Pioneer Log Staff
I u:11 you a lntc.· ,~,tc. rrit.nd,
One 1hm n1.1y ~cc111 l,101a::itit, hu1
w:1,:, n:, real 11.S 1 he da)' 1s long.
Some call me ., fool, 01hel'S .,
in,,dm~m. bu1 wha1 I .un ahou1
10 relate su rpa5ScS I lw whi111,;y
or either.
IL h,td been a long nighl in
Wntzek library. spcni rcsc:m:h
ing m:,rriage ntu,tls 111 c:nly
modern Frisi:i, and sleep was
sull :., dis1an1 hope. I wandcrc<I
Jown 10 1hc vending machmcs
to load up on sug:ir nnd calktnc
to gel the olc all-night er lurn.1ce
,-burning I withdrew 1he ub1q
ui tnusly :tUSpicious c\1ffec from
onc 111~1chinc and pluckt.·d .,
package ul M&M's lrnm 1lw
01lwr I hucl into the M&M'sancl
fmm the p;1ck:1gc rolled., curi
ous, r:11nh<1w-h11td M&M I hucl
seen str.mgc M&M's. Ill 111)1 ti,\)',
hu1 no1lung like this. Glo\1.•ing-a
strnngc goltl rolor. swirls o[
green and red nnd hluc pulsa1cd
,me.I sub!)1dc<l I could1fl dcc1dc:
what 10 do w1th 11. \\f;1s 11 rc:,lly
glowmg, or had I JUSt been u1>
for 100 long' I dcc1cled 10 lea\'c
11 for 1-;'l!tl. \Vcll, I c.:•,m\· 10 1h1u
l:lst onc,sa1el "'wh:111hc he-II'" and
tos.:-.cd 11 down "lo1hing
I w.inckrc<l h~1ck out tn Lhc
suurs anti ".,~ hc.,dmg b,,c" lo
Ill)' hooks, v,rhcn ., small while
r:1bbu in., polar ncccc \'C$l scur
nc<l ;u.ross my p.uh, muucnng
so1m:ll11ng and con'>1an1 l)1 ~bnc
ing .11 lus Pa1hrindcr Punlctl,
and just n l111le disturbed, I
mmcd 10 lollow 1nm. 1-k wan
dered tlow11 p:1.s1 the Computer
Showroom, and, not wan11ng to
get bock LO rather dull material.
I dccoclcd 10 lollow hun lie
sc-ampercd nround a corner, and
mrn ,he mnnds bcnc;.Hh ,h .. • li
br;1ry I ptiu~cd-:,,hould l con•
un\le rn follow lum mm th~ tun
nels? The hell" 1th II, I Lhoush1
.md I hc,uru.lccl m ahcr ham
11 wa> dark m th.: tu11ncb
without 1hc ,l1gh1c,1 111111 111
hgh1 I lox,kl'd hack 1nw.ml, the
tltM'lr I h,,d C'tunc 1hrnugh, 11 \\,l~ but a uny ~peck or Hgh1. ;rnd
:,.ecmeJ 10 he far, far t1way. Ahl'ad
t cooltl sec., bit ol light hounc-
1ng :iroun<l, muucnng as ii went
So I followed It. 1\1 long l:is1. I
crunc 10 a small door an<l before
I could rcacl I w;1s sucked into
the door Jl .m unfatltt.llnJblc
rate
I UlUSl have blacked Olll, ror
I awoke lying.on n b.:~utihil Per
sum c3rpc1 in a lovcl)r woo<l•pan
elc<l room, a ftrc bbzmg 111 a lirc
pl;ice, vcr)' rcmm,sccnt of 1hc
Manor Mouse 11 was eerily si•
le111 in 1he room. cxcep1 for 1he
disttt111 ::;ouruJ of music and
laughter I wandered out or the
r<mm :.ind folkm1cd the disrn111
noise, passing mto a clark hall
w;,y, whkh led 10 a splr:il s1air-
1.:asc, ormncl)' adorned wuh a
chanclchcr and paintings. The
noise tanlc rrom upM,urs l be ..
gan Ill)' ascent.
At th(· 101, of 1hc ,;1:1irs, I '' Three documents, a
pen and a wedding ring
were talking, relating
how they had been
lost. Suddenly, I realized
that I recognized the
documents.
'' s101i1ied Two long. n.urow h:ill-
ways extended off 11110 mfmit)'
un ci1h1.:1 side: ol ml.' Noi~e r:unc
from bchmd a Lloor a (ev.• steps
down the right-hnnd hall I mus
lc rcd nil my courage, ap•
proached It nnd turned the
hamJlc. Fhe door swung open
and l was mc1 by a dnzzling VI·
s1001. Candles gleamed every
where, ;md before me ;,1 r:-,ucous
pl> 1 y cbhcd and !lowed Bm the
guests were ut1crly mtontpr.:
h,·n,ible. reoplc 1alkcd w11h pa•
pers., ~1ant ::-1Uffcc.l :11urn.1b wnh
(lll'CI;'~ or m.n:h1nCF)\ J1mmv
llofl,t w11h ,lm,·11,1 Earh.1rd1,
Elv1.s. whh D.wuJ L1vlng~1nni:,
,no,,11 d1lld1~n with wcddong
nng'!, ·Where am ll" I stuttered.
"'You nrc. in I he Lind of Los1
Thongs,' • st:iplcr rcphtd
"Wh:11'"
"The Land o[ Lost Things.
The place where everything that
is hlst ends up. Li kc your w~1 leh.
\Vhcn you )Qsc h. 11 ends up
here-. Matter is conscrvcd, you
know.'"
"Sure.'' I offered.
.. ltcrc, lei me show you
:.uound." the srnplcr replied.
ll took me on ,1 whirlwind
1our of 1hc room, which h;id
grown to the size of~ C,l\'Crnous
ballroom. Tables lined the walls,
set with crystal and silver, where
countless lost objects wonecl and
dined gleefully. The rabble I had
seen earlier w;1s among them. I
wos intro<luccd to clluntlc.ss ob•
jects an<l thmgs: runaway pets,
books. rmmuscriplS, los1 w:1lh::1~.
missing children countless,
NASA s:i1ell11cs. 1housu11ds ,,r
1x1pcrs and documen1s. rmally.
I settled down"' a table, 10 1nke
a bre::ik. rhrcc document.:,, a p1.:n
;m<l a wcdchng l'ang were talkmg.
telaung how they had been loM
Suddenly, I rc,oh:cd 11,:11 I rccog
nitcd the documents. I <1u1ck1)'
qucstloncll 1he111
I he lir~a, n,,m1:d N,uurc
Walk, rc;pondcd "llh, yes, )'OU
rccogmzc me. I wasn't sure l'd
t\ler be rcmcmbc.rctt It has been
a while since :myone ~red :1hom
me, I u,:;cd 10 be quite popular.
you know. ln n\y pages ·w;u. in•
form-:nion 1h•H pcnaincd to c,•.
cry nee on campus, with n de-
1:ulcd <lcscnpuon, genus and
species. Bu1 I was "lost" .1long
1imc ngo, drop1>cd behind a lol
rng c:.ibmct 10 c:ollcct du.sl ~md
be forgotten I soon JOmed oth•
ers like me, and rvc bct·n here
e,1er :tlf\(C,'
"1 he same happened lO me, ..
s.ud • badly-mangled hunch nr
p:ipcr:,, named Trustee's R.cpor1
"I "·'-' horn ln I 96~ ,11 a Tru11cc\
mcc1r11g The sixties wcrt" an full
~wing, .mcJ the Trn~tcr;. met to
rem in .1 bund1 ol stw..lcitb, .:.omc
uu th..:: ncwspJpcr. 5,0111e .11 1h1· radio s1.111on, whu had hccomc
a liulc wo swept up In 1hc no
uon of ch:mgc and rcvohumn.
They drar1ed me 10 shut 1lm11
up, hut I was not too eflcccivc. I
spent the next years of my life
inn file drawer, collcc1mg dust,
until I too w;is crumpled up .rncl
thrown mto a tmsh c:tn oms1dc
1hc library. And soon I w:,,s here.·
-My s10ry 1s quilt s11nilor 10
the others,' oclvanced 1hc third, ,, ____ _
'Oh no!' screamed
the Trustee Report.
'It's the office assis
tant with her paper
shredder!'
'' named l·hring Polle)' ... I wo::,
born onl)' a rcw yc,1rs ago, dur
ing the reform of hiring polic,cs
tor facult)' and ,i:,rr I 100 W:IS
crc:ucd and largely 1gnorccl un~
111 one d:,y when I was .sllentl}'
nod unc-eremoniously pu1 11110
the 1991 lax folder h)' octodcnt
.inti loM forever ...
"Pcoph: are: luokang lor you
ton m r.11.:t, pcopk arc luokmg
for ,,II I hrct ol \'OU' Why. you
should come ,vuh me, b.u..:k 10
1he Land or round Tlnngs, back
10 reality."
•• t don't know," lhC)' Solid lO·
gethcr. "We urc prc11y happ)'
here \Ve live c,ut ouT clays ,n I h1~
1ahlc, w11h food and drink. We
don I w~u\l to be mangled and
forgoucn :md ignored ag:un"
"Uui people need )'Ou You are
unportantl'" I plc:idc<l "You
could be of u,e ancl ol help 10
people."
The) >1111 were11'1 sure, :1nd
mi:duatcd on mr offer for :1101\g
lime After )pt'tl:king wnh each
other, gesturing w1lclly and 1,
n.,lly c:il,nmg down, 1 hey 111rned
h.) me
"Oka), w<'II du 11: sa11l the
N.111,rcW;lk
I 1hankcd them and led the
wav out of th1.· pllrtv ~uul luck
do,, n the l1.1llw~w .rnd buck down 1hr s1a1r.s tow.,rds 1hc rirs1
room As we dcsccn<lcLI the
stain., however, wt heard a wlur•
ring noise heh ind us, and• chill-
• ing cackle.
''Oh n'of"' screamed the
Trustee Report. '"h1s 1hc office
ass1srnn1 wi,h hc-r papc.r shred
der!"
"'\Vc're doomed," cried 1hc
Hiring Policy
"follow me•" I yelled
We bolted down srnirs ,ind
rnn ror 1hc room As we were
approaching however, the doors
slammed shu1 in our faces. Thc
deranged ofnce ossisrnm, cack
ling wild I)• behind her shredder.
closed in. l hammered on 1hc
door, forcing 11 open und we
burst into Lhc room. How to get
ouL? The shredder closed on us,
closer and closer. lt wt1:, :.111 ewer
Firs1 1 ht II ,ring Pol icy wa:t
shredded, 1-)loocl-curdl,ng
screams 1ssu111g lrom 1he hlaclcs,
drowned out only by the clc
momc cncklmg of the assis1an1
Ncx1 was the poor N;t1u1c \V:tlk,
and Finally the Trustee Rcpnn I
rc~,chccl vm IC> gr.,h 11, h\11 u,
c.;orncr wr.: a~ it plung.:d 11110 1hc.
shredder l w:1.s ld1 holding tt 111
my lrntub ... A,;, the shrecJ<lcr
t lo~cd trn me, I th rev.• 11\)'Self
through one of lhc windows Im•
1ng lht room ~md plun~td into
hbcknc-ss.
When I came 10. I was byms:
br the inb1c 111 1he \'Cn<hng 111;;)
chme room. dltlclung an emp1y
bag of M&M's I hacl b,•c11
dre:umng. Must hnvc hecn 11rc<l,
I 1hough1, ;ind 1hc sugar went
straiglu to my hcJd. So I du!-.tecl
mysclr orr, tlimhcd 1he >IOl,S,
and clcciclcd ii wi.lS 1i111c for some
s;kep. I ~1rcu:hcd ou1 on., c.:ouch
.md pas.scd into sh:cp
The sun crcpl mto the hhn1ry,
and shone full In nl)' foce. I
.,woke ,.,_,uh n -.1:1n, anti ~athrn:ll
my dungs to 1,tu to L tc-.:, A, I put
uway my bool<, ,md p.:ipc~ I
found .1 s1rnng,t.: ~,r,ip 1n UI\
b.1C"kp,1c k. II was th\' Lotncr from
Lhl' Llm.:umcn1 fro,n the 111gh1
bcrorc
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 5 =p~~n=~=rL=o~g======Forum=========
One angry feminist speaks out for womens' center
guest commentary by
Susie Cohen ----
Ye,, )'OU hcarJ 1h,11 nght. I .1111
llllC angry wumn.n ancl I'm ru.u
nlr.,id t<> u~c the .. r-worcl. Pcmi
nbm. There.-. I saul ii Jn fact. lt
sounds so goo,I I'll sa, il !.'gain
ftnunuan. feminist Fabulous.
rm tcrcibly afraid that '1l'Ound
hen• a, Lew,; & Clark pcopk
don't hc:lr thn1 word cnou~h arid
h'1vc lorgoucn whnt 11 really
means to bell fcm1m!-;I l\<ty gcn
crnuon 1sn'1 too rc:uly 10 U?>C 1hn1
word. let ,1lo11c 1dcn11ly with h
SomdlO\\' the mcamng or lcnu ♦
nism haf> htcn c:ontor1cd ~11,tl
1w1Ml*d mto somc'11111g foul uncl
ugl) raihcr 1hat 1hc powcrhu11sc
of ch:mgc that ii once was. \\'ell,
rm here to sec ,r WC C,111 dmngc
all that. If I can nccomphsh one
1hmg in my four l''"'" ,ti LC I'd
like to sec feminism grow ,tnt.l
be crnhr':tecd
For for too loni; lcn11msl.S like
nwsclf h1we be.en pcrs(·cutcd nnd
o,1raci:cd lor our beliefs ;ind I
thrnk n's about umc chat 1h1ngs
s1:.1n 10 change The truth of
k1111111~n, has been cloudt:d wnh
b:id press and angry 1msogynou~
politu:1;ms The pcr\'nSl\'C inllu•
encc or 1ln:, krnd ol 1wg.\li\'C ,u
tcnuon is po,.,,4.:rful .rnd for
rcathmg. In f.tc1. 1t h.1~ tainted
.an cnt1r~ crn ol great soch.11
l.hangc Now fcnunistn 1s 1\SSO•
~nued with hairy legged. man•
hauni, 3n1i-fomily ksbmns. It's
quit<": ,1 h:.111lc to trv m,d chanRt
an cn1irc nauon·s unprcss,on ol
one \'Cf)' diverse nnd massive.·
movement btH I th111k I i:an
handle IL This college 1$ squ,,¢
one nl Hl)1 plan,
I can :,ct 1h.t1 1 he.re arc ,1 £cw
c~sc1m:tl 1;1rohlc111~ to 1:,cklc .11
c::::J
<> '' For far too long
feminists like my
self have been
persecuted and
ostracized for our
beliefs ...
'' Lewi:... & Cl,1rk hdorc I tan 11uw1.·
on h., dtangc 1hr world First,
1hcrc 1; a huge 1110k <•I ~151crhoocl
on c,unpus The stud\.'I\IS .H LC
1cnd 10 stay In thc1r sodal
cht1ucs and rarely .Slra}' lO mecL
other people. who don·l fh lh<:ir
group. This includes, ht absence
ot commuuicauon and rncnd•
ships hetwcrn s1t1Ucms ol differ•
cnt agt·s. ~ncl genders. There 1s
no support network of older
women helping younger women
nn<l vice vcr"!>:l ~·1cn should be
prum011ng nnt1~scx1:.t ;umuJcs
:mcl ~upporlitlg women 1n the
co1umuni1y I feel that 1he foe•
uh) and >1:irl could .,lso bc11cf11
from do::.cr mentoring rclnuon•
~hips with students
~cund. 1hcrc i.s no women's
tenter hen: .tt LC. Therefore.
I her(' is no venue fo1· llCt)ple to
become in\lolved 111 gender 1s
sur.~ nnd uc11v1sm f"or I he mO~l
p.1rt I find 1ha1 people Ill Ill)' gen•
cra11on arc rehuivdy ap:uheuc
1 don't blame sm<lcnts fo1 1101
geumg nwolvcd m !tonal l.sS1.1cs.
cspeci.,lly when they arc 001 ol
interest However, :,ince this col•
lcgc 1s ,on,c (>0 pcrccnl lcnulc I
tl1111k 1hc ""'Jortt)' ,hould be in-
1crc~1cd In how women arc
1rca1c<l here. The rcccm ·sc.xu:tl
ass;tuh"' 011 c,unpus is of parucu•
\_i.\J'\'i 'l.LA~~ OLt>GA:0\,,/TJi
PAPER
J' -
6 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 1,n con(':cm to women. especially
lh03C n .. •1ng in donn!'t. Althou~h
l heard ,t r.,ir nmou111 of talk on
the 15'-UC-S there was no forum to
discuss hV\\ i1 rc,,11)' llffC..:ts us
anti what kind of prc.vt.·mauvc
mc;1surcs we can takt.· 10 msurc
H doc:;1-ft h:lppcn ag:un
Tl11s leads mW Ill)' thud con
cern, the :,aa1c of coinpbccncy
and denial when H comes to gcn
Jcr 1s:,uc.s. Far 100 man) ~tu•
dents nmvcly bdkvc th.11 1hcn:
1s no sexism or r:tpc .H our pre•
cinu:, :,chool. I 1hough1 this for
~, ,.,, h, h: 10tl hgunng th.u .1 fih.
cml ;1r1~ school w11ho1.n ,l Gr~ck
srstcm would hr far s,1fcr and
mOl't.! comfonab1c lor women
\.Yell I ha\'C news for everyone.
Theres prob,bi)' a fo1 more go•
mg, on then we know nbout.
Consider 1hc fac1 thm only lo
percent of actually rapes arc re•
poncd and 11n:.\ginc all of 1hc
sexual nusconduc1 lh:\l •s going
\mrccognr::.cd :\l''lcl unpum~heJ,
~o what cnn bccm dune hl"rt
31 Lewi> & Clark lO Judrc»
the~c three problems' P1rst I
would !tuggcst tl\Jt we .1s thr
women ol LC do 1.mr pMt to ere•
nte a powcrlul sisterhood un
c:unpus 1·his mc3n.s Jsktng
other women qucsuon!:t ~1bou1
their cxpcricnt~ ;.rnd rcachm'A
'' Far too many stu-
dents naively be
lieve that there is
no sexism or rape
at our precious
school.
'' '' I hope that some-
one out there is
reading this and
saying, 'Yeah, she's
got a point. .. we
do need sisterhood
at LC and a
women's center
too .. .'
'' out to 1hos1.· WL' can help I've
lw.ird ol Clthcr rolkgc~ 1h,11 htwt.·
org:m1znl s.1s.1erhood progr.un;,,
tO help oncnl trc.:,hman :inti I\C\\
tran:..lcr women Ju~, hl know
that <Hhcr !tlUdCntS have sh,ucd
the. ~mnc wu1Tic~ .md hopes b.
enough 10 make you kcl like
p;,n ur a Ctlmmunily. f:teUlt) ,md
)t.tff could .1h.o fntiht::i.tc lnfor-
111.11 mtctmgs with ,rndcnl:,. tu
atldrc~ questions and c ... 01,1.:('11\$
A g,re,n W..t)' LO begin 10 cn·
~ttc these luncls of progr.uns 1~
through n. womens center, sonu·•
1hmJZ, we don'1 hnv~ at !Im, col
lege.:: There ,m: ~o ,nany po~s1-
b1l111cs for 1hi, kmd ol pr<lJCCI
,,lu,o:;l ;'IO)'thmg r;uuld he done
I have lai1h dul ii people \\~re
,tw:irc. or wh.11 we 1.u:k 111 u:nn~
or women's ~uppt,rl .md h\l('l'tSI
groups a lot n>uld he ch,mgcd
Br.1111~10rming L.m crcrw.• so
111.111,• Ideas a fcm111i,1 collct·Li\lc,
J gt·mkr rcl.11L'c.J muv1c scrti=:,i.. a
drop•in c.:ounscling ,·enter, a
pl"ce fo,· Toke o.,ck the N1~h1
.rnd Sync~1a to work ou1 of, a
librar)' ol women•~ books. m.ig.,.
:rncs. videos. and music, infm-
11\JltL'lll on womens hcahh, or• g;·1n12ci.l :.1.c11vism 011 ,:anlpus ,,nd
m Portl:inJ .. 1hc hst gdc~ 011 :md
on However. nt)OC nl 1111.!t will
ever oec:ur unlcs~ \\ c h.wc the.·
~uppo1'1 ,111<1 dcd1catlon ol the
,111dc111 bod)
f.u llHJ ohcn I feel like I ,nn
:-.crvmg ~omc lm~L' 1ns1111.111011 of
pC1wc1 1h;1t b w,·ncn~ me 111t0 ,,
proclurt to sell 1hc ,choul 1<>
more p<>tclll ial proch1ns. t o1k~1.·
•~ no1 n busmcs~; 11 •~ no1 :1
monC)'mnkmg Facio!) College I,
supposed w h'-· :1bou1 hro.uJ.,·n•
1ng 0\11' hon2on:,, lt•o1ru111~aho1.11
ourscl\'1.:.:, 1.111d \:':H h 01hc1, ~uu.l
moM ol .111 cxpcncnc.:1n>; ltk I
lccl like pMI ol ·:u) lou1 yc,,r~
here 1s to hccome ,1{.ll\lC i 11 1s
-,ut:s I h,11 1,..unrcrn me 1\s a
woman 1 worr} .1hout nw gen
der, our s:ifct)' tm campus. ::rn<l
iH1r pusmun a:... srcond-t:I.Ls:.. cu 1-
zcn:, k, ;rn .1c1iv1s1 I uncnd 10
clo somcthm~ nbou1 u. how('vcr
sm,111 11 11"1)' S('Cl\l. U 1h1s lcm1~
111st m:1111lc:,Hl th.u I :un wnuog
nuw wuchcs one m1u.:r pcr.-.on I
will h .. wc !tt11..•1.·ccdcc.l I hope 1h.11
someone out lhc.n: 1:, h:-;itlmA I hi!,
ancl :,,.aylng. ''Ve.th, -,he':-gm j'
ponlt we tlu need ~1:,tcrhoot.l
,11 LC .tnd :1 WtHUcn\ u·n1,·1
too "'lkl'.ubc )OU J..1ww 1h:11':,
.,II h r1.:~tll)1 t.1k1. .. ,, 11nc pcr~on ..tt
., lllllL' u, JOH\ 1 he 111 hl•r:, and ::,,..w
\\·e'rc not gonn.t t~1kc 11,.1nvrnmc
So it )'OU fed lik1.· I do, ur l'V('l1 ,r
you h.HC' 1his whole 1dc..t :mcJ
think we :-.hould storm 1hc
Manor I louse and dcm;11HI
scxunl cqua111v on the spot.
~PE,\K Uf'I Ile proud ol yom
1clc.-s. your wornc~ .. incl ynur
hopes lur the lurnrc ol Lrw1s &
Cl;1rk , .. 1omcn. Be 1ruc to >'OUJ
sweet hc~n111ru1 fl'llltnl~l -,dr ,11\tl
you'll he .111mzct.l 1., httt you c.u,
.u:t.·omph~h
A justification we're just dying to near
Art and text by Jefferson Laffey
"With all the innovative endeavors currently in queue
under the Master Plan, it is simply not economically
viable to supply the library's copiers and printers with
recycled paper." Adam Ministrator, Administrator
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======Features Pioneer Log
Stafford delivers first Last Lecture of 2000
by Fiona Garlich
"l.:veryhody 1dls you 10 lvcus.
N1..l Oun'1 rm.:m,1 Surrender hl
wl»I dcligh1s )'"'' • L)n 1he
cvtmng oi Tu.;~clay, rchruar) l
1 hL' Sl udc n I •~pon!\O red .. L.1~1
Lcc:turr" Scnl.'.S wa.!-t kicked off
wuh thcs~ wo1d.:-.. Thr) were
Kirn Stafford, a professor al
the Northwest Writing
Institute, kicked off the
2000 Last Lecture series
with his lecture "You Are a
Scribe to the Prophel" <lclivcrcd hy Kim S1<1ll'ord, ., pro
rc~!>or at d1l' Non hwi:.st \Vrmng
ln~1i1utt, as p,tt1 of hb pl't.::,C'n
tallon cmulcd ''You ;\re Strlhc
II) ,he Prophel.'
,h thl· ;uu hor or ::.,•vcrnl hooks
:tnd poclr)' colh: ... uon~. the c;ur
v,vor ol 12 yc;ir,; ol cnJJcgl":, and
a vir1u,1I 11fc11mc n:siclcnl 111
Lewis & Clark Collci:;c (hi~ fa.
1lwr w.1.s l:unctl pocl an<l prufc!\·
,or Wilham S1<1fford). S1affonl's
lcc,:turc roe used ,m I he cdlll';1l hm
I h.u he fC'(.;CIVcd Ollh!c.lr ur
:1<a,kn11.1 He c1·cd11ed old Indies
and 1naintctHUllC men. in udth•
1111n to a host of Ill her diarac
tcrs 1ha1 he h:b cllhcr 11'l'I or
cavc5•droppcd upon, ;u, hc-111g,
some ol his mos, l110uen1lal
tc:11.;hcrs
S1:1ffurcl's lcclurc was 1hc r,rs,
mascricsol "La,.1 Leuurt>" 1ha1
w,11 be pll1 on 1h,sscmcs1cr The
premise ur 1his c1gh1-ycar long
LC 1rn<.l111un is ns follows:
Any profcs~(ll' wuh seasoning
and cxpl.'.ricncc bc-hmd him or
her has umlouhtcdly gl\'Cn a lot
o( lcuurc5o over thl· )1c;1rs. smcc
giving m~tntt:twc ~pccchcs on .1
spellfic subject ",1 mn, n I'·"' ,,1
wh:11 prorcssurs do (1 lcnn· , he
lllk "PmlL'!,.'iUf .. , rhc I...J~1 11.'t·
I u1 c: Serie!-.,sb 1 ht.·st• ~c,l!>OllCd ,,r:uors· \Vhn1 ii You wen;.-lO give
the lu~1 lnturc 1:vn ol )'Our
tcachmg c:.rcer7 \.Vhtu would
you wnnt your parung word,;
anti lasling mcss:1gc w he lO )'Our
studcms'1 Anytlnng gllcs .is for
ns topu. 1-; conurnctl. Mamly h's
up 10 1 he pro lessor und his/her
t'cflec.nonc.; on n hfc of tc:1ching
'' He credited old ladies
and maintenance
men, in addition to a
host of other charac
ters that he has either
met or eaves-dropped
upon, as being some
of his most influential
teachers. '' and on lik in general L'l.Sl sc
mcs1cr, the Last LcclUrc Com
mittee hosted a lct:lurc 1,v nm·
sic proressor Nora Beck'. who
held her .1mhentc ~pcllhouml hy
,m ,•vcmng of musu .. md ,tnc<:
d1Hl•,;, cuhm11m111,g m .1 showLUSC
ol 1 (; studcn1 1alc111 and a hvdy
d1.!-tt:O dmu;c 11 Is m1ponant to
11011.: here th,u ,lll}' pn>fcssor u;
Silver Palace is pure
swank and karaoke
by Aaron Blackwell
Do you wani w go h> the
sw:.mk1c:-1 d1,'L' 111 the Porll,111LI
m•al ",\yd" ynus.,y Well ,hen,
go Hl I lw )i1lvcr P:lbt.·c-, a k:1.raokc
har 1us1 sou, h ,,1 l.ew1s N Clark
m T1i:ard.
hS !l wild pl.le.:(·, clc<.·kcd L"ll•
11rdy 111 red lca1h,·r wuh icily
t.M1dks 111 marum glassc!,. ll's
nlso packed lull ol people 111
,ow boy h.u~ and boot~. wll h ;1
bnncnder 1ha1 will call you
"Swcc-uc"' when you order
-1·vc seen Lhmgs there 1h::n
w,1uld curdle )'Our blood." saic.l
L..:wLS & Cl.uk scmor C.,ma,>n
Hay~. who works n1 the !)!Iver
Palace asa DJ I le told one Stvl')'
of ti man who ordered a li:tcarch
15), then poured II on 1hc mnn
he'd been ar!(umg with and In
hon on fnc
-\'(·ah. H's skanky," stud occa
s,oml patron Isaiah Exlmc. 22.
01 coursi:. IOOSl pcopk go r~)r the k;,raokc, 1101 \he 11:nmng
111,111 ~how. \'1tlco~ with \\/Ords
arc pl,lyl:d on monlturs around
1hc 1,;or, ;111<1 on a large proJC<·
lh>n screen bl"h111d 1hc smgcr.
The v1clcos ;irl' chcc!l-)1, lo" hud• '' I've seen things [at
the Silver Palace] that
would curdle y.our
blood
Cameron Hays
Lewis & Clark senior
and DJ at the Silver Palace
'' gc1 producuons. and most ol
1hrm arc :1bo1n sex and only
vaguely mau;h ,he s«;mg they're
pl:1ycd wnh
The song sckwon nsclC is
mediocre. but I hcy'vc go, a II I he
Elvis, showtuncs. ~md c1ghnc-s
buu-rol'k you could wam, nlong
w11h some modern popular fo.
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!~
-. . , __ vorucs and da.SSlt" rock. nu.:
crowd 1s supporl 1vc rl·g;,rdlcs~ of
wh::it you :,tng. :md ii )'OU reo,ll)•
gc1 11110 u I hcy'II huller , hc1rap
pnw:1I.
There's aJ50 n sm.11l d.mcc
lloor where lolks )'Oung :md <>lei
sw:iggcr, swmg or mambo
Overall, a nigh, at 1hc Silver
Pabcc 1s 1horoughly cnj1>ya1blc.
from 1hc good ol' blly~ :..ing1ng
Johnny Cash. 10 1hc drunk uri
n>lm)( on 1h,· w•II in the b,ih
room. n pka:..ml -.:vcn111g is had
by all.
"'Just remember 1h:u ii':, cus
tomary 10 1ip your DJ," Mays
ncldccl.
Thr Silver l'ala,r Low,gr is
"1curr1/ <11 l·/-155 5\V l'anflc Hwy,
next w du· S1frrr Palucc Chrnt:,c/
Amaita11 t'i.'!itcmrnnt. CCIII 620-
5552jv, m,m· mfa1mwt1011 (Dott~
dsJ: rhcm about thcflum111g 111em,
tlwug/1.)
c.AA.Ni!C COUTUV Of t,.. Wlti
At the Silver Palace lounge in Tigard the crowd is wild and the performers wilder. staff member giving a La" lee•
1un: i~ NOT actually lc:aling or
1crminating h1s/hl'r tc;1<..hmg CJ
rccr. it's just nn intt·rc-sting sec•
nario dcs1gnccl \o gcncr:uc nn tn•
tCfDling, lctlUIC l'rom an lnttr•
csung fnu1h)' mcmhcr.
The spcnken; ror 1h1s ~cries
;ire sclcclc<I by 1he Lasi Lecture
Coinmu1cc. h.1sctl on !\choul
w1tlc mput rmm 1hc Ac1w11ic~
F,11r ilncl assorted tndc1,cndcru
poles t.ikcn nt r.mdom Tiu~ sc~
mi:.stcr. lluct• ~cn1nr~ F1on.l
Gnrllth, Bncliic1 Mllthcll, and
Lauren Olcrlo, a,e hcadmg up
1he LL Co1111n111ec
If yt'lll have un}1 suggcsuons
as to who YOU \l10Uld Ukc 10
hear rrum, or if you arc inter
ested 111 joming tltc mnks of lhc
Last LcCLurc te:1111, fed free to l'
matl lhl' comrn1uc.: M
garhch@klnrk edu. or s1gn up
on the l1s1 1ws1ccl in Duhath
lounge
Mook and
Brent's
Beer
Review
Note from the Authors:
This column is an
attempt to help further
expose the Lewis &
Clark community to A)
some of the great beers
available to the people
of Portland and B) the
variety of bars and
restaurants that we
have had a chance to
frequent in our years in
this city.
by Mukund Devan and Brent
Fontana
McMcnamins Ram's Head
(NW 23•• and Hoyt)
McMcnamrn's version vr ;i
1rndluon"I English Pub. the
Ram's Head serves a wide va
ricl)' or food fare at reasonable
prices Ranging from ale
marinated s1caks Ill grilled
poriabcllo mushroom sand
wiches, 1 he rood ccm be
com plemcntcd b)' 1 he usual
;1ssor11ncm of McMenamins
traditrnnal microbre:ws.
However. since 1hc beer isn't
brewed on 1he premises, 1hc
selec1ion rnn be limited de
pcndmg on wha1 1s on hand.
Full-bar ,·
A Tf-«lUW',O f(llN)S OI IWs
fiHOlO fJl:0'1, WV/W ~tlARIC (OVI ~S
Kim Stafford's latest book,
A Thousand Friends of
Ram, is available from
Carnegie-Mellon University
Press.
,Blue l-leron Ale (Bridge
port Brewing Comp,rny,
Por1land)
This copper toned 1racli-
1ion,1I Amcncan pnl~ ale her
alds from Oregon's oldest
microbrewery Ot!spilc a rcla-
11vcl)' high alcohol content
(5.8%}, il has aslighliy SWCCI,
malt) ias,e 1h.11 1s ,urprls-
1ngly smoolh and easy IO
drink. Added 10 11> unique
biucr 1ns1e and dry fimsh. 1l11s
makes tor an excelknt in1m
d11c1ory beer for those unin1•
1la1cd 10 1hc world of cr:ih
brewing.
Hop Jack Pale Ale
(Widmer Bros. Brewing
Comp.In)', Portland)
Ano1hcr grc:11 c,:implc of
a classic American :.tic is lhe
Hop Jack Pale Ale brewed b)'
Widmer Bros. As touted by
us tn311)' aclvc-rtiscmcnls
nt'ound lown this beer is clc
finccl by 11s sarong "hoppy"
ll:wor which ddivcrs a crisp
rull bodied bitter Oavor that
is sure to satisfy.
Send crny comment~. <1ucs•
tions, rt'.vkws, sugge,)cio1b, cmcl
rc1111<m IIJ fo1:1<111a@ld<1d:.c,l11
or t/<:w111@/dal'/1.r<l11.
We don't want to put up
any more posters! Come
to the#! 0/o@ story
meetings!
Modays at six o'clock.
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 7 --=Pion===ee====-1·Lo=:9::=g ==-==Features=-====--=----=====-:=
London students flood kitchen, try to
get into movie with Michael Caine
by Antonia Gledwoyn
A It·\\ week:, .1go Lwcn1y four
Lewis & Cl.1rk swckms, soon 10
he rcClWcrrng lrom acute JCl lag.
stepped oniu 8n11sh sc,il Dry
soil. In foti, 1hc skies have hccn
surprls111gly bcnc\/Oknt.
Our group lives in ccn1ral
London; we ocrnpy :i number or
nat~ in one bt11lchng dtrcc1ly
across from Chnrlc, Dickens'
house. The program lender, Pro•
lessor Dave Becka .. ,md his w1fo
hvc nearby. whlun a 1en#minutt.·
walk. Ano1her dose ne,ghhor is
1hc imposing Br111sh Museum,
whose imme~c collcttiun :rnd
free admission prov1dcs day, of
uccup-a1io11
One ol the first thing,., per•
son nolic<s, besides how 1,ri11sh
atcenb make otht'rwisc or<.hrml')
pe<>plc u11crly channmg, 1$ 1 he
ovcrwhcln11ng number ol other
1\merica11 studenLs mhabiting
the CU)', Swdcnts from Pacific
Lutheran Umversuy, Fland•
State Universuy, and elsewhere
seem to crowd every SU'C"Ct cor•
ncr: a nucrocosm of U.S. r~i:
<lcnLS exists w1tl11n tins vast en)',
Ultunatcly, 1h1s can be quuc vex-mg. 1 rc.,lizc 1hr irony 111 1h1s
5,cmimcn1-1hcy h,,\ll"1 ;,ftcr nll,
:1s much :1 nght w stucl)1 .1hro:ul
a~ 1.myunc-hu1 the fact 1h:u
much ot the 11mt we .1rc sur•
rounded b)' i\mcric:ms JltSt [eds
,11111!>~.
The COSI or h\111lg in London
,s obscrndy high, a, most ir:wd
hooks w,11 tell you. Emmi is a
costly com111od11y which hn, the
'' So far life here is a
curious mixture of the
glamorous and the
explicitly mundane. ____ ,,
po1c1111al lO become a financial
burden dc1cm11nc,I by 1hc clcp1h
of one's add1c11on Only one
place tha, I kn()w of vffcrs free
mrcrnel access. ,\ g1gantH. de ..
f'HOfOCOUflT(sY Of 1Hl-Wll
pnnmcm swrc on'Ncw Oxford
Street ca lied "Top Shop· con•
uuns tour co1npkml'ntnry1 con•
s1andy·<.·.ovc1ed computer Sta·
11ons Ill ,he ,mdcllc or O huge
room 1cem111g with 1rcndy
clothes and young. pcrfccliy
mamcure.cl cus10111crs. The de•
• 111;111d for free l"m;ul ac1..cs~. how
ever, grcall)' cx.ccd, the supply
Pars,mumous people like myself
musa S1.UHJ In hnc for wh:,1
nugl11 be mordmiuc ~moun1s or
l1mt-lim._. 1ha1 ts oftl:n in•
vcrscly propotuonal 10 1he mm•
pmc.r users' <li:tl'llC)1 1-1:wmg n.
nally a11a1ncd ., compu11:r. 1hosc
m lme bch111cJ you hover like
vultures survt}'ing the grouml.
More often 1hau no1. 1 he JOY of
email is cJilu1ccl by the 1c111pcra-
111cn1al machines' rrt<1ucn1
malfoncuunmg,s. Em:ul can I><.·
such ,, 1r:1sc
So for life here 1s a curious
rno:11.m.- uf 1hc ghm11.1wus ond
1hc exphc11ly t;,undanr. Re
cently hrigh1 lights and cameras
uccupml a ne:truy s1rcc1 [or 1hr
hlm1ng of., movie s1arnng
Michael Came (Unfor1una<CI)•
thC)' d1dn'1 need cx1ras. though
my room1m1u· K1rs1r11 nnd l tncd
to cmwmc..c diem Olhcrwi~cJ.
Mnny of us rcgul:trl) w;nch Fn-,, __
Back in our flats, on
the other hand, it
becomes necessary to
confront and resolve
the nitty gritty as·
pects of what our
program leader calls
"the English way," i.e.
problems involving
broken refrigerators,
broken toilets, flood·
ing showers.
'' glish ,u:tors I h:u wc n·cogmzr
from BBC prmluul,rns .111<1/ur
American fHms hriug ,1 thar~c•
tcr lll hfc on-swgc, ju ... 1 whhm
yards of our sc:us
Back m "'" Oats. 011 1 he 01 her
hand, h hccomcs ncccss~ry 10
conrn.)n1 anti rcs1..,lvc lhl" nlll)'
gnu) a~pcn.s of wh.u l)Ur ph)·
gram leader calls ··,he Enghsh
way,'' i.c problems involv111g
broken rcfngcr,11ors, broken lilt•
lets, noucling sh<1wcrs. Mier all
1hough. exci1cmc111.jo)•. and ad-V\.'IIIUrt J~ all rclauvc .. md m1•
nor problems hkc ,h..,· ta1hc-r
ln1mlnous rlolHI sirnnuon my
n,..,omnmlc nntl I cnt:ountercd
Cor a hnd period of ume our
k11rhcn wos the huilclmgs uni)'
sw1111111111g pool-pn1vu.lc- a
memor:1blc ,r trouhlc.:;ome l'OI\•
tr.ts, to. s;t). being moved to 1cars
by a hrc:tthrnklng perlormanc.c
hy one ol many rnkn1ccl ~u:ll>rs
111 one of m:Hly bt.:mttifol 1hc-atcrs
m .1 cny lurgc cnough to ht.· ex•
plorc<l unlll the cntl ol lime.
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8 Pioneer Log February 2, 2000 =--------=---==-===Arts
Counting Crows deliver
engaging and interesting
peformance at the Schnitz
by Cory Long
M,1kl11g up tor .1 Oct l 5 um
H'ft 1h:u \,.,,; rnn1.clkd tltu" to 1hc
b.unl\ ll!nc-,:1. lht.• Counlln)!.
Um,, pl.1>•cd llw Xlmu;::cr Au
d11011u111 Moml.w mgh1 1 ht S;111
rr.trH t~lO-h,bcd hand ,Ire lour
ing 111 promutt" lhctr third ..,,u
Jtu ,1lhutn I hh D,·,.·11 U/e I ht
trrm~ who ,Ht-' humvn lor tlu-ir
c111011un,,I 11, c pcrlnrnum:c.·,. dul
nut th~.,ppo1111 1lw ..,old-,)ul nu ..
d1cn1.:c. olkr 111g ., whit: ..,dc.'<.'llt ►n
,,f ,011g., limn ,tll 11m:c ~rndw
'' It is clear from the
diversity of these
new songs that the
Counting Crows are
wishing to expiriment
with textures and
styles.
'' alhum~ ,\drnn Dunt=, thl' b::\nd1
dh1n.;nu1l1 k.lCI ,1ngi:r and
~mgwt11cr 11.l(J d1t ;,ud1 .. ·ntc 1n
ihc p.1lm ,1r lw .. hand Imm the
111O111('nl ht· npt•nctl the :,hu"
,,111t 1hc Crn,,~· hrc,,kthruu~h
h1l Mr lone,"' unul lw w.dkcd
uH th1.: ,1.tgc ,lhl·r !)m~mg their
Joe90 play enjoyable
but forgettable pop
by Erin Haick
Jue 90 took the s1;1gc w,th
., pmHrcrnuon uflc,nhcr µams
nnd yelping "hers!". The
l1aml, wh1th upwcd [ur the
Counting Crows on Jauuary
31 ,tl 1hc Arlene Schn11zcr
Mall, pl:1ycd a sci vi midrange rllOiO coo11mv ~O'~l(N[TCO .. \
s1p_n:uurc do.scr • A Long Dc<.:c.m
hcr"
1 lw b'1nd plnyed fifteen songs
durmg d1cir lWO•hour ~t.·t. m
e.I uchng such ,oncen srnplc-s as
·•l{;un Kmg", "Anna Bcgms" ancl
"Omaha" -all from 1hc band's <ic
bm l<JI)} album Augu,r 111111 E"·
nyrh111g 1\frc·r Dum, verb:illy
tltlcrnl tlw :rn<.hent·c 1hc lnstor}'
ol "Renwer111g 1he Satdlnc,"
the llllc ,rack lrom ,he band',
~trond ~llbum bclorc he sang 11.
~·dong wn h sm:h 5:uclllli: sck1.:-
1101is :~ 1hc h,ud~h111mg .. Angels
ol 1h,· :,,knees" :111J 1he ballad
.. \\'alk;1w~vs· I hcsc sonp., wen:
-..prcacl thrn\tg_h~rnl 1hc sc,,
\,·h1Lh \\'.lS dcslp_ncd w ,:;howcasc
the n~w Slmgs I rom I Ju~ Dl')fl r
llJ(',
It 1s dear lr"m the <.hvcr!llt)'
or 1ht·sc new sonj!_s I h1H ,he
p1>wcr-pl•Jl, heavily influcntcd
h)' 1hc s11und uf their tourmatcs.
S111ger-gull"ns1 Chn< Seefried
played like n more earnest
D:imon Alb:irn, nnil the rest uf
lhc band seemed to 1clish their
1,me m the sputhght. Ah hough
1hcy pl:iycd music 1h:1t's all been
pla)'cd btforc, 1he performance
showed such energy, 1[ not 111110•
vauon, as 10 be interesting. The Countmg Crows arc "'1sl11ng to
cxp1nmcnl wllh u.;xturcs nn<l
,1rlcs. And <lespnc 1he clepanurc
lrum wha, has hrnught 1hcm
sun:<:~~ 1n the pa~t. 1hc cxpc·1i-
1'11('Jll works. The 5'l'lng~ r.mgl'
Imm 1he (anno)•mgl)•) catch)
~rng-,1long •nnglc .. llang,ln
At1>u11cl '-1hc s1>11g that brought
lhc c.nun: !>ch11112 10 us colli:t
lwt· kd-tu .. ~pct·clw~1y" ;i pmn~
ful lamt·n1 abmu thr de.sire 10
k:wc a c.lc~trul'llVc rcl:ltlunslup
fhc so11g w:,~m:ccn1ua1cd hy 1hc
hr1un1mg \Vurluzcr plnymg vi
Crow kcybo:,rder Charles
G1ll1ngham and, a, always
Durn.2's wrturc<l vocals :rnd pm~
gnam lyrics
O1hcr Pr:,rn I l(c ,racks the
band offered mdudcd "All My
Fnrnds :md lu"crs• and "High
Lire· 801 h ,,re examples ol
Duntz a, 111s lyncal bcs1. 7rulr •
g1r1ed s1ory1clkr he and 1he
brmd will contmuc tu be sucu:..-.,:;-
1 ul regardless 11I 1he musical
paths I he Crows may tnkc
Duruz.·s lvnc;al hc;mly tas1dc ,he
Coun11ng Cruws' appeal l,c~ m
1 hc,r s1rong. s1:,gc cltc11us1 r)· a11d
oh,•1t.1us <:nJnymt·111 ol p(;ly1 r,g
rhc band, nearly JO yc:us okl
p1uys wllh lhc ltLry and cmouon
ol c<.lnccI1 vc1crans Mondny at
du· Schnnz w:15 110 cxct:p11on
band showcased tnatcnal from
their firs, (and only) nlhmn,
Orc.nn This, and on several
occasions ;nvued various
members or the Counung
Crows onsh1ge 10 pcrlorm
wnh them. They spo11ightcd
their upcou1mg rncl10 smglc, a
fast numbtr with gucs1 c:am ..
cos from both Counting
Crows guiu1r1sls Uvs sunny Day Real Estate
IIIIIPw-r"
by Erin Haick
f"HOTO COlJ!lllf\\' co1.a.vco•1
!>unny Day Renl Es1;nc 1s
~omt:Lhmg ol a li.:gcnd 11''1 1hr
mchc•rm:k c1rdc Funned ir, 1hc
c:irly \l0s :md gomg 1hnr ,cpa•
rtllC W:\)'' :,her releasing ''"''
wcll-rcc1cvtd albums m chi: nm.l-
90s. ~Ul111)' O•)' gladdened'""")
when the)' rdornlf'<l lor a lll'W
album and tour. Thi< hve disc
Lnkcn lrom .1 slww m Eugene
l)R, clurm~ Lhc ln-.i rnur, cap•
rnres 111ccly 1hc 1mcsuy •md
cmm1on ol Su111w 0:t)' m con
ccn
The songs I hcmsc Ives. always
hllcd wnh ,w1rhng, rloa11nggm•
rnrs and scrcam-w-wluspcr vo~
cal't. rdusc to be 1H1dcd down m
• spcc1hc pl:icc; ~unny Day's
music muvts lrom :111 over the
cmo11onal landscape. "The
l'rophc1"' an<l 'T 'uh .. , c.:ommg
uni: alter the other. tonsp1rc 10
~unbui;h the lisu:ncr wnh Lr.t:cd
lorce. and 1he album closer
··l)ays Were Golden ircds 1hc
same w:ucr., wllh a shghll)• more
i:cndc step
\\'hilc 1h1s album draws
cvcnlr lrom Sunn) DJ)''S prc,•1•
ous three albums. some hsll'n•
crs 111,1, hr c.hs.1ppc.nmc<l hy I hl·
lack ol rar111cs or even h-s1clcs
(ountl on this live disc Also
CllllStp1cousl)' ab~('m IS 1·Scvrn"
1he fipcncr 10 ~unm· 11.w·s hrs,
!ull-lcng,h ,lbum DuJJJ' In :id•
dmon. the :ti bum I.Ilks the clear
bass :nul vocals of :m 1clc:1I con•
u•r1 c-xp1ncncc llo,,c"cr tins
hvc add111011 plays srnngly
1hroughout :md 1s a ~oud 1mro
ducuo11 and bes, possibly sub
surn1c tor :m :1c1u;"1I hvc show Pioneer Log_
RedUl}hU Indigo Swing
fN I0mlt ILlalNII
by Erin Haick
I "HOTO COlAITtSV Cl)t;OWCO',l
1 n<l1go Swing hlrtn.ct.l hdorc:
rhc IQ98 obssess111n w,th JII
1l11ng.r; swmg, Intl lit<') were om: ur the ,1ro11gcM hand~ in thut
11\U\'ClllClll \Vuh ., nfw Jlbum,
Re,! I 1gh1• 1hc h.111d «ound< .,,
~dl-;1-.,urcd :i.:. l'Vcr, pclh.:lll)
,,hie w ndc \J\U summer ucnd..,,
,HHI ... u ... k 10 1ht:1r mm,ic1I guu"i
l'ull uf ~hon. uphc.11, up111ms
th. son~ frc-,h from 1hc best ui
the Dcprc:.Sh)n Em lnd1gc1
5wmg rc1.ur-11.., wnh a thm.l ;1lbum
Ill l WO )'tJr~
Red L1gh1', 1hc rhird nlhnm
to11t1111.u; ... their 1r,Hl1twn ,,t
sharp, 1lght 1uncs ,:;1r.ugh1 i..,ut ol
Tin Pan /\IIC)' wn h song~ hke
"Love's Gonna Fmd You· They
Say I Must Ek Crn=y• .mtl I
Know Mr Ll\\'C l<; True"
"S1:1)'1ng Up Lne ""h Sonn(
mocks the "l)'pic:•al'" mu$1d.111 :l!t
,1 muoch uni}' l111t.:rcstl!d 1n
nwnc, from lw, I.ms. whill• ··An
tHha 1
D:\)' m l..1\ ~rtcp~ ,1lon~
lik<· Jll)' numb,·r ,,r 111hahll,ln11i
ul the city ol 11s 1nlc
Vnc.1hstj,,hnnv Boyd's Slcatlr
.ril'd!i emlmdlt'S 1hc sel[-assured
up-rcmpc, sound ol 1hc band .,s
"hole. "h1lc guu,,n..,t 1,,-..h
Workmau lmng:, clci;am llou1-
1~hcs to 1hc ,wccl h.,llad, \\'11-
ham Be,1lly's boog1c,woog,e 111-
;mu i..:omplcti:Ci lhi.: sound ,11ul
clr:iws C(~u.,I 111nu~nu: rn.nn New
Orie.ms 111 M11111w11 Thc hand
pl.t)'5> l,,nu1y .H.:ou,ut tnMru·
mcnt-., lcndmg dw1r sound .m
assun:<l, uld-l1111c gmtc m C\'t;r}'
11u1c Rcg.trdlcs, ul 1rend< ,h.11
mny come an,I go. lndigv <;wmg
arc here ICI Sl,1)' ,llHI 11lay.
V Talented songwriters to ~ perform at Plattform
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cur all 1111he a51>1rlng
poet~, svngwrllcrs :rnd
muSH.;1ans :11 Lewi:, &
Ua, k. ,here will he .,
g;ul1cring ol songwn1mg
expc.ncncc on ,~,mpus cm
l'clm<01y 10.Songwrlll:r,,
in 1hc Ro,ind, :rn mumn.tc I mus,c,I pcrfonn:mcc Cc-a•
I tunng some ul Pon land's
r111cs1 (1r1gmal smgl'r
~ongwrucrs, \\Ill be per
formed ,'1 th1.· l"laucau
'-IJrllng Hl 8 p. m
r;1vc .11.'.dinmcJ pt.:r ..
formrrs will c~1e.:h piny
COl1l(l0Slll011S inter•
..,p,•r,;ccl wrth pcrsoual Ill·
1crpret,HH111 .ind c.·:\plora•
110n ol lhc 111ucr pro•
tCS'il'!-1 ol the ~ongwr1ta
The t:u.:;1t1H· prorc~ will
ht· c1L•mp11~1r;ncd on l,lagc
through vurnl harmt>nH.!~
and chst:u)~1on \\1th tlw
aud1c11cc ul lh,:
songwnt111~ pmu.''"'· 1 lw :lrllSll, will exrla111 the ,nspim
l!Olb ;rnd mcaninJ,?.S behind thclr
music: as wdl :,5 cxphnning 1hc
s1u1gwnting prvt1_...,,,_uul hnw .,n
nm:uucr might pt•11 ,1 flfst 1.·p11,,.
T<1 Ul-atc thi.; mllsh .. d t·, c.nt,
5t)F \ h.is .111,111gcd lor ~Ullle
l .l.,rk ol l 7 Rl·.,son.., \Vh,, L1rn
~l1d1dl ut C.1rm111.1 f',rnnhn (.1
rct ~·ut l.Lw sthool gr3clu,llc). John Henry Bourke of The Tree
Frogs, Nancy Hess formerly wil h
Seven D>) Diar)', a11dJ.1111cs Low
F"Olo"cooiu$'1 roiA Ne~• ◄ff
10 pcrfonn 111 1hr Plnllt,1\l \11
;lre wJClcly ;1rclmmccJ lni....1\ .111
1s1s who rcprcscn1 ;1 wHk t,mgt
ol arusm <iylc, The) will he
Jomcd on ,t.1µ.t· wuh :,mlll.° ,•I
l.('\\1~ & <. 1.lrk'~ mosl 1,,knttd
un<lcrJ.!._rndu:uc mu..:.to.,n,
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 9 .::...P=io==n=e=er=· L=o~g2..==---=--==---=====Arts==============
KLC's spring lineup of disc jockeys and shows
Monday:
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
Mornmg show with news. wctuhcr musK
12-2: Amy: Baby I Got Your Money
i hp 1 top musu.:1 nm1•gn11gsu.•n~h undt:rgrnurttl ~lS well 11~ matn~treant.
Ex,1111plcsMus Def K<>ol Kcuh 01<1 D1rl\' Bast.ml, i\rst>1>1s1S, :--l.11ur,1! [lcmcnts
and mm:h. murh more
2-4: Emily and Sara: What You Lookm' at?
Tw◊ lust DJs rcunucd ro bnng you .1 dchca1r mix ol rhy1h1ns ,md han1wmcs
aml please don't forg,·11hc bass. We mil ,akc 1hc umc Ill pcrk<I 1hc heat nm! we
s11II go1 love for tlu-strcclS.
4-6: Mark: Neuken in de Keuken
I , .. ·,II play muc:;1c.: 1ha1 1~ mu intl'rcstcJ 111 hounc.far1cs, or .ins hkc it or 11
mtl!rC"Sh:d In houndam.:.~ .uu.·mpL!> IO dcslm) thtm. Rcvolutton is key m the rnusk
and prose
8-10: Travis: NEWS!
News, Rock 11 Roll, Fun.
10-12: Rosalee· Raising the roof with Rosalee
Mosdy h1p-hop w11h some reggae and rock thrcm n m. ,\ grcnl mlX ;md ~1
w1dc vanct)' ol ::i.rusIs.
Tuesday:
2-4: Insert Coin
Elcc1ronac: music in all 11s glorious forms. Rang.mg fron1 ll'IUSH. mos1 people
would hale (like no1sy experimental so.di) lO music anyom.: cJn l<W(' (like :nnb1•
cnt). Also lcawnng a healthy close ol htp-hop LISTEN!
4-6: mrtn wlsn: Letch
Leich. Hosicd by "')'SI crious beings from I he forbidden zone.
6-8: Emily and Quinn:
8-10: Martina
10-12: Jon: The Communist Party
The mosl fucked up pany in 1hc world, We will ftll your cars ""'h 11hh)•
ini<rvtrws <>[ 1hc school's 1'\0SI 11,11vnous druggies and ruck ups while playing
beats u[ trance, 1cchno, :mcl hip-hop Our job is to fock you up. Just lis1<·n
Wednesday: .,.
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
t-.1lommg show with IH'WS, went her, music,
2-4 John: Reggae in the Country
Im plnying Reggae r1ml Haw-:.1iian music ull you cnn1 srnncls u no more
4-6: Ian: Untitled
More lunk from my left pmk)' 10c, 1h:111 you will ever know: a good tlosc or
hip-hop, "lunk," and reggae
6-8 Jeannine: Degenerations
Pop and Punk from the 61s til now. Antl soul, Dude.
8-10: Cool Papa T and DJ Dmitri: COME N GIT IT!
Cool Papa T Jams 111s sole pole clown your carholc while DJ Dnntn Gontlcz
wrc...~tlcs \vtlh his manhood
10-12 Katy and Emilia: Argyle Bliss
A sc1111illa11ng cesspool of mellow IUllCS, 11111quc anisis, 80s an<l 90s nurr, and
1 he occaswna I song 1 hm makes you wanna buM i:1 move
12-2: Erin: The Crier Pro;ect
Punk, Emo, Metal and Poc1ry. Music w/ a message and cvcry1hing in bc
lW(•tn
Thursday:
12-2 Amy:
2-4 Chris: The Chedda Hours
Two cheesy hours (II cltctrom,· beeps & pops & fizzes Plus some 1cary eyed
111d1-pop, OK? YO!
10-12 Aya; Makunouchi
Ju~1 some ranc.Jom musk wlth a whole IOl of, .. 1 don'1 get what )'Ou'rc ~ayingr
L;angongc hnrnc.r 1s no prohlcm, l'unc an.
10 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 4-6: Nicole: Happy Polar Bear
[dccl1L mix o( mu.,c.Ic lrom .1 modern wann~,bc who lavo~ 111u1<11l ,,I the nlllmcnt.
$pcc.·1fu.:-:illy 1he md1c mul nhcrn!l S<.'Cl117, Yl't orc.1~1on:1lly umcwarp:; h.> 1hc HOs .im.1 cvCII
c.:1rlh~1 m order 10 tunher d1vcrs1f>, her soLmd.
6-8 The James Christie Show
A r-acho shO\\ h,1-.tcd t,y "l'unnymnn 'Jnncs Chnsu. dcvot.:<l tu unncc.ly .uul <.p1.1kL'lt
wore! Cds
8-10: Dusty: 01 Man Withers Radio Programme
fvcry,hmg The must luck mg t'.dcLtic slMw ever. Usual Ir d1cmc oriented
10-12: Jarratt:
12·2 Will: Fundacular, Fabtabulous, Trip Trap Dabulous adventures of
Baron Von Will
Lo-I1. I li•h. No-h. comury to elccuonic, folk 10 f\\l'k, I got 11 c.ov,·rrd 111 ,\\·fl hoursol
drunken r:unbhng Corne on Bab)', 1c1 me be your Ba1\V1
Friday:
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
Mnrning ,;how wuh nc\vw:;, wc.·Hhcr musi<-
4-6: Nicole: Its not soda, its pop.
Buhblc gum pop. power pop. md1c popnux ;_incl m:nch your own six p:1ck!
6-8: Mamom: Rockers Showcase.
Regg:1c•roots, d:tm:chall, duh, 1ovcrs rock-cvcryth1ng, lt1 turt your rcgg;1cmyll111i NO
311 or Sublime her< ,mc1ly CULTURE!
8-10: Steven: Magic Theater.
Tnatb and lknuy, For matlmcn unly.
Saturday:
12-2: Rusty and Nick: Slow DigesUon
fag1cam c.omc<l) program on )10Ur fM Dini
Sunday:
10-12 Matt: Probably Talk and Music
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Conference leading Pioneers extend win streak
by Dusty Holden
• I h1· h" rdrr yo,, work, the
luck1er y,111 i:e1.·
Snsn)'S lloh G:ilii:ml ,o>< h "'
llu: I.A!WI~ & Cl.uk 11u..-n'::. ha"kCl•
h,111 tc:im. Ami who t:~\11 argue
wnh the t;ond, ol a ll·nm cur
rcndy ncJing ;rn I I-game win
nmgslrl':lk and sil11ng high atop
1hc Non hwcs1 Confctcncc
s1amJ111gs
Galhrml has his players work
mg CXlrcmcly hard on lhc mcl1-
vt<lua) SI rengths and wt•:1 knc..,i;~cs
he nnd his ns.sist:lnts have helped
them pmpoinl. Thats his juh, lu,
u1sing on c..·ardull)' comb1mng
the d1llcring pcr,,on"lllics n11tJ
spcc1nh:.ccl tolc111s of his pln)'trs.
"'I try to maxunizc the potcn•
1ial of my pbycrs hy making the
111os1 cffic1cn1 lL<e of 1hcirskills,"
Galliard s:1ys. E,1rni11g nrtd keep
Ing I he respect o! his players,
:1long wilh !loCrving as a conswnl
source of 111sp1ra11011, .nc olhc-r
b.1sic clc1ni:111~ ol his co~,ching
rolc:
Senior Tocld Mcyc·rding 1s one
of the 111:.my who h:wc 11cmnshcd
In h1s Sl'lOtHJ Sl'll'SOl1 nndc1
G:illlarcl. ·1 needed n ,ys1c111
when.· l lt.,d sou1c f1..:cdom 1tnd
J tu11d1 who gave me conrult'no:
10 tlo whn1 I undo," Mcycrclmi:
S,l)'~-Co:u.;h GaJhard h.,-. ~wi:n
me 1h,11 •
Ml'ycrdtng t·urrcntly le.HJ"-the
lcagm.· 111 hchl g0.1l prru:rn::ige
(58 9 pcr.·cn1), averai:ing l4 2 PHOTO(oullnw PA.HUCK ~tEWAAT
Coach Galliard has guided
the team on an eleven
game winning streak.
poin1s. per game.
Galli:ird admires Mcyerding's
hustle and hnrd work. ·1 love
ToddMeyerdmg. He's I he
cpnomr ol wh:.11 ruhlctics is all
,ihoUl Me's nn intense compcti-
11vc player and docsn'I know
anyll11,1g btn 100 percent"
Mcycn.Jing's atutudc rilont.:
make h1111 a 1ruc leader a~ t.:O·
<.:api.ml rh: S-:l.)1$ he expctts IU
m.1kc cvay shot duu he puts up
't ht1t son ul co111idencc 1s l'.Ol1-
L.lg.1ous and c."Spl.:nally 1mporta111
when 1lungs aren't gmng well
Ano1 her senior <.:u·C:tptatn,
Troy ijurrow!>, !>lic5scs 1hc im
ponancc ol cnJoying the ~amc. noting there,~ no point tO play•
rng unless vou :uc lrn.vmF, lun.
''l d1m't worry !>O much :1bolll
~coring," Burr()ws says ,.,_The
teau, playmg wcll 1~ Ul)' concern
tmd cver)'Onc. hcncli1s when that
is hnppcnmg."
01hcr success slOncs 1l11ssca•
son mcluclc !>Ophomorc Scou
D,wb 1hc league leader m scor
ing :i1 19.2 points per l\amc.
D:w1s earned a lirst .. tcam confer ..
cncc Sl' lcc.uon las1 sen son as a
lrcshman and h:,s conunurd w
pos1 big numbers m several sL:l·
nsuc~1I c-au:goncs.
Jeff Auxier has also connnu,·<l
10 improve :md mnkc consider•
able comr1bu11ons in h,s second
season at LC. A ux1cr IS a con•
stant thrfat £rom the pcnmcu:r
m ., Lhrcc-gua.rd srnrtmg rot:t
iion.
Ukc others on the 1c~1111,
A11X1er talks al>out Galliard m
sim1l11rly pl>s1t1vc tcnns."'Vle
have a good coach and n01 wha1
you'd call a d1sc1plin::anan, .. he
says. "He has h,s ways or 111011-
,,-;nmp. you, tmd he leis you know
when he gets marl He rcspec1s
)'OU asan md1vulu.1I so you want
to play hard !or h1111 "
Freshman center Colin
Onarcl has added a new and
somewhat cliffcrcm presence lO
1hc LC locker room Yo110111 hncl
hm, D<'lorc a p..unc, s1ng1ngnloud
wuh headphones 111 plate, sip•
pmg not G:horadc or Power A1cl,
Dance of determination
by Dusty Holden
I l;wc }'OU ever seen th:'11 huge,
overp:11d guy drcs,rd 111 1nirplc
and gold hopp111g 11nH.md m a
lmddlc vi un11y wnh 111, Laker.;
1c.rnun;ui:-s J\lSl bdun: garne
umc? To me, a1 leas,, Shaq and
hl~ nnnbling. volc:rnH; mass or '' We need to learn not
to play down to our
opponents. We've
been able to be
compete with the
tougher teams in the
league so far.
Vicki Channel
Assistant coach
'' 1mmnnity :1lways seems ti l11dc
nchculous.
But 1hcn I learned and ln1cr
observed that the women's \lor
si1y basketball team at Lcwi.s &
Clark participates ma very si mi
lnr dance just prlor 10 1hcir
gnmcs. In their case, possibly
because 1hcy'rc not making mil
lions of tlollars, the dance seems
nOI ridiculous but r:uhcr muquc
and mtcrrsting.
The LC dance is su1>puscclly
led hy "soul lrnin" freshmm
po,ni guml Courtney Spcllacr
The ritual or1g111,tcd niter a
tough loss in their scuson
opener. Team members c.h:d<lc<l
the dance was .1 g,H)cl W::t)' to ex•
press their dcu:rmina11on au<l
un11y. It ~ccmc<l to work, since
the P1011ccr-. c:rushcd :.1 fom1i-
dnhlc opponclll ,n 1hcir next
g.unt jE
P1-1010 COU'il'UV' PAtlOC.IC STt\..,.AAt
Senior captain Gwen Forrest
has been a source of
leadership.
Unlike the clnncing Lakers,
the LC women ore not vying for
a ch:impion,hip Dcspuc havmg
posted more losses than v1cLo
ries, they nrc h:wing a loL c,r fon
and making:, lol of progress as
a rclativ~ly young team. Assis
tant coach Vicki Channel likens
the season lhus for 10 • roller•
C(>USH:r ride with mnny nashcs
ofbrillinnce.
The ups ancl especially the
duwns arc undcrsiandablc. given
the team's youth and incxpcri
cn,;c. The Pios have stme<l three
freshman since lhc very bcgin
n111g t>I the season, and all three
have provrn to be osscts.
Provuling leadership and deter•
mma1ion [rum the 1>01111, Spclh,cy
has been \'t'r)1 impressive in some
AU111CS, dishmg, ou1 assislS ltft am]
ngh1
~1x-lL>Ol forw:.1rd fh: Gildner hns been :, force 111~1dc. ~\\'erng-
111g • double-double m poml,
and n:bouncls per game Ci1clncr
1s currcndy on 1hc sidelines,
however, sull rccovcnng rrom ;1
pullecl c:ilr muscle.
The ,Imel freshman, Katie
UpJoltn, ,s a sc,mng 1hrca1 !rom
1hc pcnmctcr, n shootn who
started I he season wu h n bang,
connect mg on S<'vcrnl ~ho1s rrom
,he J-po1111 arc
Foriunaicly for the young
Pmnccrs, 1hc team u1 ~nchorccl
by one older, more cxptnencccl
player Thai would be Gwen
forrcs1., he lone senior :md cap~
iain. Channel describes Porrc,,l
as the .. sp1ruunl, cmot1011::i1. way
huge and nll-every1 lung leader of
the 1cam'"
As the season hns the home
stretch. Channel and the rcs1 of
1he coadnngstall hope 1hC\1 this
season's lcarnmg prvccss wi11
lead to more cons1su;ncy.
"We need 10 learn nol 10 play
down 10 our opponents," Chan
nel said. ·We've been able 10
comp('tc w11h the tougher teams
m the league so far."
Ra1hcrihan call 1h1>seascm a
rebuilding year, Channel ex•
presses grc:uer optimism. "\'vc'vc
got three games com mg up ,h:it
we could wm. whkh would pul
us nglu in the nmldle ol the con•
lercnce s1and111gs." she said.
An aggressive m1 ndsct and
cmp11as1s on cxc:cu11on .,n· I he
kcrs 10 fm,shmg the season on
"strong note, Channel said.
Gc1ting Gildner nnd her Ln•
side game ba.ck on the noor also
would help a great deal LC's pre·
game dance of unuy JUSI 1sn, the
same w11hom hc:-r. PHOtO COUftllsY PATR!Clt snwNO
Senior co-captains Troy
Burrows & Todd Meyerding
but Gmseng Tea Maybe n's 1hai
tea that allows h11n 10 cmu1cc1
lrom downtown, s1andmg Oru
foo1ed several steps behmd the
3-poinl !me. More 11npona111ly,
it's been his ms1dc scormg ,md
work on the board~ 1h:11 ha..c.
helped crea1e ou1s1clc shots lor
Ins lcammmcs
As n ,cam ol talented indi·
viduals. ,he Pioneers have al
ready exceeded prescason cx
pcc1auons. and 1 hey rem am fo.
cused on 1he 1nsk :it hand.
Galhard ,s a happy coach a,
1lns potnt. but he wnrns ag~11nst
;l letdown ,trler the big Wll'I over
Lmhcld l:is1 '.>a1urday. "All ol our
upcom1nggnn1cs:1rc 1mporcanl WeJusl t,111·1 afford 10 lm,c m this
vcr)' cmnpcllll\'L' k,lgu..:
Conunuccl mental lotus•~ Liu:
key ii 1hc Pioneers want to nrnkt
the 1110>1 or all the h.utl '""~ lhci
ha"c 1n,cs1e<l so l.ir, Gnlli:ird
:,ay:,, .. \Ve need to 1n:1xm11zc liu.•
clfon u1u1 mcnt.:.11 nspccts ol thl·
game 11 WC. \\',llll '° meet OUI C)\
pccl:ll I On!'. ...
Al lca>t for nuw, 11's all good ,,_
The harder you work,
the luckier you'll get.
Bob Galliard
Head coach ''
!or the Pioneers. The rosier IS h1-
tcn.:d ,vu h talent. wh1ch allows
Galli:ird the luxury or subbmg
fi vc SClS or fresh legs 31 I ll11CS.
And, :lS Burrows points <HU,
""'c'rc pcakmg n1 lht: righ1 mnc
:mcl co111mumg t(l unprovr w11h
every g:mu.:.'"
1 low I he rest of 1 he: season
unfold,, nnd how long I he ""n
streak continues, remain!> w he
:,ccn For now, 1 he Pioneer~ .ire
turmng to team chtmi~1ry mu.I
workmg ever so l1.1rd /\ nd when
It come~ to manulncninng your
own luck. their nppro:tch m:1kcs
a Im more sense 1h;m jnsl t:ro~~·
..;ng then hngcn,.
Like Sports?
Then we like you!
Come write for us.
Story Meetings:
Mondays at 6pm in Templeton
Student Center.
@1m.U
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 11 publick occurrences
The Great Ameflcan Film
Fnc/cr_v Montld) Poetry Reading by Prim11s Series presents Twelve Obo Addy Led11re
Feb, uc1ry 4 Feb, 11my 7 St. John at 7:30 pm in the Angry Men at 10:00 pm Demonstration al 7:00
Manor House. in Miller 105. pm in the Co11ncil
Teach for America Chamber.
Throckmorton Memorial lnforma tion The Great American Film Lect11re: Ramon Gutierrez Session from 6:00 to 7:30 The Great Ameftcan Film
Series presents Easy Rider presents •· Beyond Black pm ,n Thayer 1 and 2. Saturclay Series presents Now,
at 10:00 pm in Miller and White: New Models Fchnwr; 12 Voyager al 10:00 pm in
105. for Understanding Race m Dear Nora, Kissing Book, Miller 105.
the United States" at and Sara Dougher
Saturday 3:15 pm in the Council perform al 8:00 pm in the
February 5 Chamber. Rusty Nail. SOFA Cinemas present \Vcclnesclay
Happiness at 7:30 and
Tuesday Bill Rottschaefer presents: 10:00 pm in the Council Feb, 1w1y 16
Saturday In Service: Februmy 8 "Uniting Feminist and Chamber.
Friends of Trees at Oaks Scientific Epistemology:
Bottom Wildlife Refuge Free University Fair at Doing the Impossible?" Annual Spring Lip Sync "Finding Spirit11alily in a
from 8:30 am to 12:30 4:00 pm in the Counc,I from 3:30 to 5:00 pm In Drag Show at 8:00 pm in Secular World" at 7:00
pm. Chamber. Miller 319. Stamm. pm in the main lounge of
Copeland.
Casino Night at 8:00 pm Women's basketball vs. Thursday Sunday
in Fields Dining Room. George Fox University at Arts Alive! presents a
6:00 pm in Pamplin Feb, uw y 10 Febr11a1y 13 slide lecture by artist Sue
Sunday Sports Center. Persian Music Workshop Coe at 7: 30 pm in the
Sunday Chapel Series Council Chamber.
Fcln11a,y 6 Men's basketball vs. at 2:00 pm in the Concert: Jazz by Elements
George Fox University at Auditorium of Evans f,itlay
Music Building. with Gernot Blume on
8:00 pm in Pamplin piano, Julie Spencer on Fein iw,y 18
Potluck in the Park. Meet Sports Center. SOFA Showcase: marimba, and John Gross
at the information desk at The Great American Film Songwriters in the Round on saxophone and flute
2:15 pm. at 8:00 pm in the at 2:00 pm in the Agnes Student Recital at 8:00
Series presents Network Flanagan Chapel. pm In Evans Auditorium.
at 10:00 pm in M/1/er Platteau Student Art
SOFA Cinemas present 105. Center. Full Moon Drum C,rc/e at
Cry Freedom at 3:00 pm 1i1esday
in the Co11ncil Chamber. \.Veclnesclay F, itlay 10:00 pm in the Agnes
Feb, umy 15 Flanagan Chapel.
Gospel choirs from the February 9 Febn,m}' 11 The Great American Film
Portland area celebrate Internship Resources
Black History Month at SAAB Tutors Orientation Women's basketball vs. Workshop at 3:30 pm in Series presents Sunset
6:00 pm in the Agnes Pacific University. 6:00 the Gray Meeting Room. Boulevard at 10:00 pm in
Flanagan Chapel:-at 4:00 pm in Thayer 3. pm in Pamplin. Miller 105.
12 Pioneer Log February 2, 2000
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faculty meeting, page 2 Lewis & Clark CoUegc's student-nm newspaper
Volume 64, Number 10 Friday, February 4, 2000 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog
Joe Waters excluded as music professorship finalist
by Peter Berkhout 1roac<'us11c Compos111on. The another professor from 1hc de• , Joe Waters,
,111rocluc1ory class ,s one of 1hc panmen1, a professor from the Vsling
Two ol 1hc three lm:ol candi- more popular classes offered al div1s1on, o~c proftssor from ou•• A~~istant
dnics fonhe 1cnurc-1rack £acuhy I he College, and Waters has side 1hc d1v1s1on, and " smdent p f f
pos111on m M1is1c Composrnon 1urned away 1mcrcs1cd smdcms from ,he clcpnnmcm The Div,- rJi0 ~ss~r O I d
andThcorymadcappcarnnccsa, each semester for 1he pas11hrec sional Denn also auends the USIC, as 7
Lewis & Clark 1l11s week, g1vmg years. He has also 1angh1 1he sec-mcc1lngs, In a nonvoting adv,. the 71ectromc
lccwrcs and ln1crv1cws with SIU• oncl year or the music theory SC· sory role. There IS ,hsagrccmcnt music classes
dems, lacuhy members. and ncl-qucncc wh1k l'rolcssor Lee among commi11ee members for the past
11111llSlralOrs Consp,cuously G'1rrcll was on sabbn11cal, and about how much ,he lack or n seven years.
ahscn, Imm ,he hnal lis1 of can-w:1s" [,nalist for Teacher of the donornl degreeaffcc1cd W111crs's Rece~tly
d1dates 1s v,sning Ass1>1un1 Pro-Yc:1r After 1hc re1iremen1 or candidacy. questions of
lessor ol Music, Joseph Wa<ers. Vmccn1 McDermon m foll 1997, Dcpanmenl Chair Gil Seeley Waters's future
/\1 first glance, ,his Slll1a1ton W;itcrs assumed ,he position or rc11 1ha1 it was a pivowl pom1, employment at
seems 10 p;1rallel the one of compos111on professor in the uncl that ultimately, the Denn Lewis & Clark
Cyms Panov,. who was gmmcd spnng tcnn ol 1998. He also wouldn't approve a cnndidntc have arisen.
u lcc1urcsh1p a her 1101 berng taught 201h CcnmryThcory last wnhouta degree. Seeley poi med Many students
lured for a 1cnurc•1rack posmon. year out how "' some other insmu- are concerned
Wmcrs and Pnnovt do not have Waters's role m 1he music de-1ions, "doctorate or equivalent about the
cloctor:ues. bUI bo1h have cxtcn-p.-.rtmcnt became unc~n:11n experience" is 1hc requirement future of
s1vc expencnre m ,he nclds m when he was dropped from the for candidates in 1hcar1s. Healso Waters at LC.
which they teach. hs1 of fmal candidates. Al this commented, "Joe is ou1 1hcre
One major chr£erence ts thnt tune, :Jccording to Waters, he doing ii, performances, works
Wa1erssubm111cdnnapphca11on was ·rorbidden to speak 10 stu• being performed all over ,he
for ,he opcnmg in music, while dents" regardmg h,s fmure al the world. Creativity; he's nol only
Partovi did no, npply for the college. Waters [cl1 that 1he itn-teaching ii, he's om there doing ishing coursework. He ,s sched
uled LO u1ke his comprehensive
exams in September 2000, and
wil1 then begin work on his dis
scrt at ion. He expects 10 be
awarcltd his degree sometime 1n
mid to late 2001. On some oc
casions the College has him.I
candidates who were "ABO" (all
bu, dissena1ion). In this case,
the candidate would be consicl
crecl ff all coursework is finished,
but 1he degree is yet to be
nwarckd. Rumors have been circulating
Lh;n Waters will not return next
year and that 1he clcctronic mu
sic program is being Se\'ercly cm
bnck as well. B01h Dodds and
Seeley were very clear tbn1 1ha1
is not the case. "He will defi
nitely be here ncx1 year, if he
wanis 10 be," snld Seeley. Cur
rcmly, Waters Lcnchcs nve sec• open posrnon m 1mcrnat1onal pli<.:;uion ol' this order was th:n h ..
arrnirs. he might not be offered a posi• 01her search commi11ec
Waters has been 1enchmg on 1ion ni nil nex1 year if he didn't members felt that the doc1ora1c
c:impus for seven years, ,he last keep qrnc1. Dean of Arts and was nol the deciding factor. The
lluce or which have been full Humanmes Dinah Dodds con-applicant pool was closed n1 be•
umc. When he amvcd on cam• firmed 1hai there had been a "re-1ween 150 and 160 c.indidates,
pus 10 1each a buddrng clec-quest" 1hn1 Waters not discuss and according 10 search commit·
1romc music program, he was matte-rs wtth sLutlcnts, but dis• Iec member Nora Beck, h was
greeted by da,ed equipment and missed the idea that ii wns a the s1ronges1 field of canclidatcs
a small bm dcd1ca1cd group of thrc.,1. ·•What JIil I gomg 10 Lio," she has ever seen. Dean Dodds
smdcnis m1eres1cd in e-music. she said, "Tell him to keep quiet also commented that the pool According 10 Dean Dodds. a
candida1e with degree iJi hand is
preferred over an ABO cand1-
Ja1c. Once a pro£essor s1ans
te-:ichtng, Onishing o disscrtauon
as well can he difficult, she ex
plained. • .i-ions or clcuron1c music, each
with a c:ipachy or 12; all sections
arc full or over capacit)'
According to Dodds, next
year there will be four secuons
or electronic music while the
College is "dctcrmin111g 1hc role
of electronic music in n music
curriculum." However. du~ Smee thtH ttmc \.V:11crs has or we won·1 hire him ntx1 year?" was ··am-'zingly, startlingly
bud, the program 10 (a, 11s larg• She explained, •11 jus1 doesn't sirong," and 1ha1 the commfuee
cs,) six classes: 1hreesce11onsor hclJ> 10 have Joe's quali[1ca1ions [eh that the nnal 1hree candi-
lntroducuon to Elcctromc Mu-,Hssec1ed In public• dates were simply ,he s1rongcs1.
sic, 1wo ol Ekt',nc :md Com..- fhc search commlttct• con- \.Vatcrs is currently working
pu,cr Music, and one ol Elcc-,isi, ol 1he department lha,r, un h,s doc10ra1c, but is s111l l1n· see Waters, page 3
Take Back the Night
organization begins
by Alec Metz
Take Back the Night, the an•
nual LC rnpc aw;ueness cam~
pmgn. 1~ commg inu, focu.s
agam. After the dates were nn
nouncccl (Match l 4lh and 15th
this y1..,,r) sorncone from the nu
chenc«1mppcd, "So 1t won't be
a maJor dnnkmg hohday I his
year?" m rdcrcncc 10 last year\,
march on 51. Patnck's Day. Take
Back 1hc Night swrr have cle
c,dcd ,hut wlule 1he campaign
will mcluclc the usual quartet
or a Men's Workshop, planned
speakers, 3 Speak om. and a march, some change~ were
ncccssaT)'. n,e event org3nizcrs, Jny
Wilkinson, Karen McCabe.
Katherine McDcnno11 ,tnd
Samantha Naliborr hope 10
make this year's turnout the
biggest ever, especially In the
sector ur male ,tHcndanc::c. ln
pn::v1ous years a perceived no
tion or rnmpam feminism has
hung over the event, some.
thing 1hc org.imzers would
like to dispel
In order to incorporate
see night, page 3
A student
displays their
message
during last
year's Take
Back the
Night march.
This year.
organizers
hope that
more of the
male student
body will
p~rticipate in
this rape
awareness
event. Recent incident raises questions concerning
Campus Safety's alcohol policy knowledge
by Angela Nusom ahcmall\'C LO hm1 lcnving cam• relcrrcd 10 LC ns ., dry campus
pus; he asked ti they would keep tndtca1es a gcneral lnck ol aware-
In J rcccn1 mcidcnl that has 1he alcohol unlll Monday when ncss on ,he stated g1ncklines
people que.siionmg the dlscre- 1hcy couhl discuss the .mual nbou1 alcohol Wixson 1hmks
uonary power given to Cnmpus pohcy 111rcbuonsh1p101hc >1tu· the oll,ccrs shoul,I have agreed
5alc1yofficcrs,as1udcn1rcs1den1 anon at hand. ··1 wnsius1 trymg 10 simply rm,in 1he .1lcohol .1>
~,r lcg:tl dnnkmg age was lold 10 to gc1. dut or the s11uat1on~" he cv1<lcncc an<l dealt wuh the suu
k:we campus after being found s:ud. ''1 told them they could ~uon when they hnd acccs!I m
wuh ,lcohoi ma dorm take the nkohol: However, the co11cge policy. "I led hke ltht
Onjan. 23, 1hisstudent, who otl,cer refused his suggested al• swdcml ga\'C ,hen, the pcrlcc1
requested 10 remain nameless, temauve and dcm:mdcd 1hn1 h,· om, he s:11d. "They'd be hard
was ltt o rnend's tlonn room leave campus. pressed lO dcmonstr;uc 10 me
when lWO Campus Safety omc- Asickfrom tonccn1 rcgardmg lh:H he was m the wrong 11
crs demanded 1ha1 he either give Cumpus Salc1y tell mg• s111clcm could go cu her w.,y."
them the olcohol 10 dispose of who hncl been dnnkmg to ge1 ,n More grnernlly, Wixson secs
or lcnvc trunpus. Not feeling it his car and leave c:unpus. d,c 1h1s snuauon as a sy,npwm ol
was rair 1,1 have the <lkohol issue of arbitrary decision mak-the )urger problem ol account·
1hrown oui, he chose Ul retain ing 1ha1 has no basis 111 college ab1l11y and process tn collc)\c
the alcohol aml got in his car in policy is a problem 1ha1 /\SLC adm1n1s1ra1 ion "We need 10
the tncscncc of the officers ex-president Gene Wixson ,s a,-have a process forcomplamt," he
plaimng tha1 he was only going 1cmp1mg to resolve. "Clearly the sa,d. "When n deals with s1u-
10 drive up to another dorm officer was against po hey,• he dents makmg cleeisions every-
Mc was frustrated :tnd con-saul. '!The sn1dc111l gave 1.he111 one is all for process, bU1 when
[used by , he rigidity of the a mce ou1 • he really d,cln, think II rcloics 10 college dcpnrnncnt,
officer's response. He didn't [eel he was aga111st 1hc Pa1hfmder. • hke Campus Snfety 1.hc srnden1>
he was gu1hy of gou,gagam.st the Wixson disagrees w11h Campus have no ou1lc1 for processing a
college pollt)' regarding alcohol. Sa[cty·s dcus,on m 1h1s s11ua1ion complam,"
In r.,u he explained 1ha, his Ur• .md pointed 0111 ,hat ,r the SIU· Director or C.ampus Salc1y,
1.:umstanccwas .1 gray nren tn th~ dent hnd been m :m acc1dcm the Bill Cunrnn also commented on
P:uhfmdcr bcc,,usc 1he policy College would have been hable. the s11ua11on m ,111 olhn.,I re•
itself contains con,rad,cwry "Campus is his home. We're try-sponsc "Campus !>Jlcty has nu
stntcmcms nbc.,ut thr use ol a)-ing to be 3 rcsidcnunl campus -c.h'-n~recmcnts wnh tht pohcu.·~
coht..11 on c.unpus fur s1ullcu1s you c.lon'1 :.l.Sk .t student to k.wc .1nd prucr:durcs m Lhc P.11 h
o,·cr 21 Thi~ s111clcn1 was also his home when he~ mcbna1ed lmdcr. he said "The utft«r ,n
tukl that LC wa:,. a dr)' campus, Wixson blames lhc unlortu• this mst.uu;c mmk ,m 1.·1ror :mcl
w)uch Is an mal·turntc Slate-11:nc dcctsuln on the othcerS lack thnt 1.s bemg dealt wnh tn a man-
mcnt. of tralmng rcgardrng campus agcmcnt scumg and wdl be cor•
He c,flcrccl Campus Sa[cty an pohcy. The fact that the olricers rected. • Pioneer log News==========
Faculty gets down to business
by Cody Hoelsy
lC Pubs Win Awards
loll~gc-Prt:!>h.km M1chacl Moonl0)' .mno\mHcl
n1 1hr l.1n1hy mcc1mg t'I ftbrtHtr) 2 1h,ll 1wu ol
1hc Cc.llkge\ pubhtauon:, li.td won llW,JOr ,,,,1.ird,;
The c,mncil lor lhc Ad"anccmcnl .md Suppon
ol Education (CASE) ga\'c the Collcg,·\; eal,tlog
on 1hc rct.lcd1cauon ol' 1hc f-rnnk M;mor House
l<ll' honor,. The c.11alug crcalcd ll> celebrate the
llll\'Ctling ul 1hcjohn Buck ,culpn,rcs won even
grc-:ucr award~. :tnd 1s currcnLiy up for 10p prize
111 i IS t,:.;llCg_l,r)',
Mooney Strikes Again! -----------
Mooney also announced 1ha1 n donor (whose
name he did nol disclose) had commmccl 1.0 giv
mg the College S2 million 1xr year for 1he rema111-
dcr of his hfe. anti possibly after.
The money would go 1ow:mls srndent 11nan
c,al aid, bul no1 wnhom s1rmgs :nwched. Some
Ice! the College ts currenLly spending 100 much
on fin:1nc1al aid nnd some or 1h1s money, but not
more ,han the !tlZC ol the gifl. w1U l.x: rt:"directc<l
IO oll,cr areas
Platt Hall Condemned
Dean of the ColkgcJanc A1kinson is curn:rnly
working wuh a tnsk lorcc to cn..·mc some <ks1gns
for ahc ruturc uf 1hc housmg r,rc<l on campus.
Current plans would leave only Copcbnd ,nd
1 lartzfrltl s1:in,l111g, rcplocmg the other dom1s w11h
nl'\vcr stn.1c:mrcs. Additionally, there n1-c plans to
creel a new SOi...ial sdcnLcS btulding m 1hc near
t,1tt1rc 10 rcpbcc the Lurrcnt onrs, as well :ts a
nc,, student cem~r nnd :1 n:constnu::uon u( 1hc
Oiipc.>rts center.
Looking at Faculty Evaluations
t\ ~UhjC.:\'~ or nnu.:h t.onth.)H'rS) ,1m1.mgs1 l:\v
ulty is the semester-end s1uclcn1-11'1'it1en pro[c,
!tOr cvalu,umn forms. It has cqinc tn thi: attt:ntmn ,,r 1he facull) that somctimcsswc!cnls talk to each
other as 1hcy fill out these rom11,, pm,sihly ~kcw
lng 1hc assessments. Dean Atkinson hndcd I lonor
lloanl Chair Ancly llulder 1111 the mallcr, .,ncl 11
w1II be d1.scus.~cd .n the next Hlmor Bonrcl 11'1l'Cl
mg Though 1h1s d1>cuss11Jn w,11 he jus1 prchmt
nary, thr po,s1hilit)' has hccn raised ul h,wmg
~AAB members m 1hc classroom as the foni,s ,ire
bcmg filkd out 11> ensure 1ha1 sn1dcnLS do nut talk
w c:,ch other
Dean's Bar Lowered han· a l C\\,!io & Clark <"<hu;-:11ion the l,h.:uhy Ii:;
lookmg 11110 1hctr turr1,ul:a 10 dcc1dc wh.11 th~mD,
arc cs~cnt1.,I ;uni,, hen: there L' l,,mmon gmuml
he-tween the d1st:l(llmc.> This .1e1ion \~)mt•,;, m rc
spon5c to ,1 11;111(111w1clc -,ur,·t)' ot how ,;:,1nngc01
school grndmg gmdclme!- arc ,\n mLlcpcndcm
finn will cv:.11muc the College in tht spring nf
2001
t\ddhionall}, wi1h 1hc nsing nuu,btr l)r non•
:.-t:hohlsuc l'.omp:rnws which sell ~,u<ltms scmc.,
Lcrs :1broat.l. 1hc College 1.s rccvaluaung 11s ,,vcr
seas studr pn1gr,1tns It w,11 seek to dcl11w h,iw
an ovcrsc:b program lus 1n10 the l..cwis & Clark
,;xpcncncc. :md how the College c;m ensure 1hc
1111cgnty ol 11s prugr:uns.
Keeping Tabs on Students ----
Mooney encouraged focuhy 10 keep 111 ,ouch
with nlumm and 10 nicl 1hc Alumm Rcl:uion~ of•
ficc m trackmg stuJcms af1cr Lhcy·vc graclu:uccl
He asked ,r ,he focnhy could pass nlong mfonna
t1on such as wh:.ll Job an alumnus holds, whether
hr or she has n gr:1clualc clcgrcc, 15 married, or
has "babies."'. and how 1hc ;1Jumnus looks back
on Lewis & Clark College
Dean or Adnussions Michael Scxt<>n reported
Lha1 over 300 stud('nlS have applied 10 Lewis &
Clark onhne. I-le stated that ➔50 students were
aclm111cd earl)' acuon. Mooney then exhorted lac•
ult)' h) rcmcmhcr ,o be t:ongc111al ,,11th :-1udcntS
,valk1ng nround campus, t!-ipcciall)' as dus is the
1mw of ycM when ncltmttcd !'ilutknts :nc clcciclt
mg whether to come here or not
LC's New Calendar
l.C will be ch:111ging the nature or tts nc:.idc1111(
cakndar In future yc>rs, ,11rmp1iniz 10 begin fall
dllS!:icS alter lahor da)' rather than before. nml on
Martin L111hcr King, Jr. Da)' in the spring r,uha
than the week l>C'forc. The College is desirous or
ending the fall scmc,,ter by Dcccmhcr 20 c-ach year
,lS well. Add111onall), the College 15 rcduung the
nnnl< period from five da)'S down w four.
One faculty member inquired of the as,cmbl)
.is 10 whcl11cr the C1.)l1cgc wantccl lO hold d,1sSC')
on MI.K D,y. President Moone)' replied 1h,11 Lhe
Colkge dues not rt<.ogni.i:e :ln} hol1clays. and tha1
dasst.·s woultl be held 011 1h:ll d,w in ,,cldmon 10
luwmg the nnnunl MLK remembrance ceremony
In on effort 10 streamline the l(Utdcltncs lor
nukmg the Dean\ L1s1 and gl'adu;.umg cum laudc.
the m1n1mum GPA required 10 qunlil) for the
Dean's Us1 will bclowcrcd lrom 3.75 10 3. 70. rhc
minimum GPA rt(1u1rcd to gr:1dua1c cum laudc
will remain 3. 70. The change will be ellecuve 01
,he end of the Sprmg 2000 semester Mooney lur1hc(cxplamccl ,hat he had rcccl\'cd
n letter from 3 pnrciu noung lhat 1h1s selllcstcr's
linals days frll on Passnvcr dnys Mo<Jnty .,h,o
stated thal 1hcre were fmals schedule<l un Holr
Thursday. lk declared thai the College <locs 1101
recogrnze religious holidays, h111 1hn1 Sllldents
toulti reschctluk finals w1lh their mstruc:tors ,r
they tonOu;ted whh u rc:Jigiou.s ohscrv~m..:r.
'l'he qucs11011 was raised us 10 why the Colkgc
seeks 10 end the fall scmcs1e1 by December 20,
whi:n lt 1s th•ar that th13 J.S due to Chnstm.,s.
Mtu.,ncy o;ia1cd th.tt Christmas is more· th.111 .1 re•
llgwus hol11ia), It is ulso a secular one. A faculty
mcmlwr then asked the assembly why "iomc n.
nals were schcdulc<l for Samrcln}'. hu1 none (or
Suncl:ly. The qul'Stion ,vtis mcl with silence. No
faculty c.:ouhl remember wh)' this dcc1s1on w-:1.s
made, uncl no rmswcr was found. LC Assesses Itself
In :m cffun to btuc.r dcJinc ,vha1 h means to
What exactly are the Russians
doing to our precious bodily fluids?
by Andrew Daily
This profound qucsuon and many Olh•
crs will be answered C\'cry Tuesday and Fn•
day nighl at the rcccnll)' inaugurated Great
American Film Series. 5tarti11g this semcs•
ter, and soon 10 be a 1.C tradition. 1h1s bi
weekly showing of dasslc American moV1es
will air C\'Cry Tuesday and Friday mgln in
Miller 105 al 10 pm.
Sponsored by Inventing America and or
gamzed by Assistant Professor of Poliucal
Sc,ence Robert E,smgcr, Lhe series seeks 10
provide LC studcntS with access 10 classics
of A1ncricnn cmema 1hal lhcy might not have
an opportunuy to view otherwise, with the
dearth of rerun houses m Portbnd. The pur•
pose of the series is 10 both emertam and to
2 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 engender an ;ipprecianon fo cl•ssic films.
"These arc grc;11, classic movies: SO)'S Eisinger.
·our goal w1Lh this scnes 1s 10 encourage students
10 go 10 the movies and wa1ch some great films.•
The sc~nes !'lso will serve a didaclk purpose.
Many of the nlms happen 10 "dovetail" with themes
addressed 111 Inventing America, But the senes
shouldn't be construed as • purely educational
experience. The films were selected from :, list ol
Lhe faculty and staff's own fovonte movies. Linle
concern was given to meshmg with lhe curricu ..
lum of tnveming America; I hat was only a helpful
s1de-e1TecL
"Rcg,rdkss, withottl do\'etn1hng, these arc good
movies 1hat should be shown on rnmpus," stau,s
Eisinger. "H thcs.: movies happen 10 provide per
spective on issues ;iddrcssed m classes, ,II the hel
ler." r•~
e. .... ___ ,,o-,ft o"·-,
Crime Beat
courtesy of Gregg Wanciak, Campus Safety
January 8, 1999
A v1s11nr. pnrti<:IJMtmg ln
the Wilderness f'1rs1 Re
'l;pondcr cou~c. kh hb; rain
cvnt outside the Counul
Ch,1mhcr while trammg out
~idc When he rtturncd, his
rnmc:o,u was gone-.
January 9, 1999
\Vindow sc-rc::l·ns wcrt·
round damagc<l on some
grot1nd IJoor windo\\'S in
Copeland.
January 10, 1999
A tuba was reported rmss•
mg fmm -a lolkCr m Evans.
January 12, 2000
The lh:mgt.· machine on th<:'
info dc.:;k tn Tcmpli:ton was
found d:unagl.'<l. S27.J w;t.S s10-
lcn Imm the mnc:hinc
Ten rolls or blnL k an<l wh '"''
35mm film were stoh:n lrom n
rrfngcratoron the founh floor
of Miller h w:is 1hnu~h1 1h.n
tlw .£ilm w~ taken ovl.'r the
holid.1)' bm1k.
January 13, 2000
A black nylo11 CD case,
LOntain111g ·H{ CDs. was luund
missing rrom a room in
lloward /\II ,he CDs h.,vc 1hc
mitiuls LCM' wn11cn 111 hl.,tk
m~1rkcr nn 1hc l.1bel ~1<lc
January 14, 2000
A SI udcn1 rclllml'<l (ru11,
o\'Crscns tt..> d1sco,•cr Lhal
sotnconc had used his c.:Jlhng
tare.I withou1111s knowledge 1u
the :11noun1 uf S 126 %.
January 15, 2000
A srnff nt1:n,her p:trkcd and
locked her bike "' 1hr lnkc
rack in front of Wa1zck Li
brary. When she re1urnecl she
found her bike lock damaged
to the poilll where she could
not open I he lock.
A law school s1:iff member
discovered her vdudc passen
ger door broken mto and the
dnsh radio dam'1gcd. January 17, 2000
1\ ~uult.·nl who htt<l hc<'n
t.1nnk111g Imm !I flhli ur gin.,, .....
u>rdtug IO lncm.1~. swmhkcl
:md lcll, ,·utung the back ol l11s
hc.,<l. rll,· '-ltlllcnt W,lS trans~
porte<l 10 St. Vmccnu-i b) nm~
hul.,ncc
January 23, 2000
/\n mcidcnt involving n,1 ..
n\)rs and alcohol vn·urrl.'d Ill
Copeland Unfu1·tuna1<' clcc1•
.;;ions were m~Hlc from more
than one qu.incr.
January 28, 2000
Campus Safety rcspontlcd
w a noise L<>mpl:unt {ll r1h0Ul
1 35 am, 1h1> date, Ill the C
wmg ot MnnzfcltL AbuLH r,
t.luicn pc:uplt• were m du.-v1•
tallll)', llw rr!-pt1ncllng i1ITktr
,r1w ,,w rcS1dc111s of the room
an <... wing hidini ttkohol lm
lu-. ,trnval. I he room ,;rncll,·tl
ul m:m1ua.n.1 .we.I ~,kohol Tiu~
1s 11te lourth ~ulh rl'p\,rtcd
mncknt i1woh•1n~ llM~c. rt-s1-
dcnu. 1n the lns1 1wo sem<'~ ..
tC'fs_
Al C1bulll ➔ 25 pm ulftcer,,
re.spllndcd to ., cmup1.1111t of
thl' ~mcH or 1n:1.riJll,lll,I rrom ~'
room in P1~nl \i\'l•s1 Two Al.t!t:>
pipes. lOllrnin111~ residue bc
li(·vctl 10 bt-• 111.trtJU:llM wc1c
Lc.m£iscatctl
January 31, 2000
/\1 .1h1llll 10 30 pm ,,n ,>Ider
anolc nppr~>;lc.:hcd n lcrnali:s1u
dcm in \VJtzek L1br:irr The
oldtr male began 1cll,ng 1hc
~tu<l<'nl th.tL women should
~tny in tht home and wc.11
drc~:,cs i11.;u;acl ol panl.~ 1 k
11skcd the swdent for her
phl>ne number .md .ulc1rcs~
The <1udcn1 ldt 1hc llhrar\'
and i.:allct.l C~unpu~ Safety. 1\n
orlki:r found 1hc oltlcr m~1lc 1n
w,11zek and, Jhcr 1ak111g .1
!tUltcmcnt, thl' nulc ll'h cam ..
I'"'·
GrJffiti lnvolv111g 1he word
"TEEDOM" has been 1ur111ng
up in several huildmgs un
Ctlmpus. If )'OU'rc 11rcd ol see
ing college momcs, 1ha1 could
be bc11cr spclll elsewhere, ,1-
lncatcd to paint :H1d tkamng
supplies and man hours [or
rc1110,~ng eyesores and you
know somcthi11g then giv(' me
, call al 7856.
PLEASE
write for us.
x7146 story meetings every Monday
Box 121 6 o'clock
piolog@lclark.edu templeton No tenure track for Waters
Waters, from page 1
,<hcdulc hns n<ll been finalized
Shr .11.;o ~,~uc<l. ''4\Vc ~trc c:ur
rcntly ont1npa1mi,; offering dee•
1mnit. mu.sic and ,vc·rc muidp:1t
mg 1h,11Joc will teach it" Dodds
<,111I th,· Cullrge ,cknowlcdgcs
1he lmpor1011cc of offering on
ckrtronu.: music progrmn ~ts part
uf 1hc-musk 1..urritulum :rnd
1hat, "''vVc hnvl' no mtentiun nr
getting ml uf clcttronir lll\lS!c."
\V.1tt:rs. however was lc:.ssccr-
1,11n or his huur(' .11 LC bec:,usc
1he Cullci;c hns tlcdmctl tu put
,my1h111g in wti11ng regarding his
""II" 111 the fall. 1 lc stotctl thJl
he h.as been mformctl that his
\.Uur,c lu~,d w1II be reduced to
[our clc<..:1nrn1L musk t.b.1.:.scs.
and a~ ~m adJunc.:t professor, will
he on ,l UllC-}'C,U contr.tll As :m
'1djunu pmfcsstn, he will nL>t hl'
afforded the same privileges rt'·
g:Hclmg lravd expenses for
..,., holarly pursuits: th,u lcnurc-1r..1ck ;\l\d lcuurcr status focuhy
mcinbcrs enjoy. "My career ck
r,c-n<ls on atlrn<ling concerts/"
said \.Valtrs
When asl<cd about the
College·, refusal to p111 anythmg
in wnting. Dodtl.s s1.11t!<l 1ha1 11
1s Cullcgc polic)' 1101 to pul any
llnng in \\'Tiling unlil the course
sch«luks have hcen flnalize<L
She also notctl that every lncuhy
ml.!mher, tcnurc-1rac.:k or not, has
a on(' year con1rac1 wuh 1hc
Culll'gc However, tenure 1rack
appmntmcnts t•-art) :m ohltg:t·
11011 l1ir the Culleic to 11ffcr .,
urn1mt. t, while ,tdju11u proks•
.,ors hnv~ no gmu-:unct.
II there 1s one thing 1ha1 ts
gcr\crall)' agrcc<l upon. 11 1s thnt
W~ucrs. is a superb tc.tchrr.
Seeley prni!'>e<l hun because ... 111
a non-threatening way, he has::.cl
n high ,1and.1rtl !or his program."
Secky alsu noted the imcnsc
Jlruk the ckctronit music s1u•
dents have in their work\ hav• mg Mtcnclcd 1hc wos1 recem
Elrctromc Music Marathon in
the Council Chambers. "You
could sec ,he qualuy 1ha, Jur ha,
put m"
Dodds also spoke h,ghl)' uf
W;11ers. no1 only lor his lc:1ch·
mg bUl also for his own compo
suions.
While Waters 1s no loni;cr
bcmg considered for 1hc ttlllllC
trnck pos1t1on, Sl\1dcmsand f:lc
ully are hop,·lul 1hn1 he will re
turn ncx1 yc:.r. Seeley com·
mtnu.·cl ..... \Vlul l'm worried
nbo111 1s ,r Joe gets .mo1her lull
tune olfcr he'll probably rnke 11 •
I k .,lsu exprcssr<I a hope I ba1
uptommg rcnrrmems and the
nccomp:mying rcslructunng 111
the dcpt1r1mcm wi11 open up :1
pennancnt place for W:i1ers
Waters was skep11rnl, saying,
·1 appreciate 1he 1hough1. but it
would be very unusual for a col
lege or our SJZC to have IW() con\
posers."
Spring Elections are
just around the
.corner!
Positions available:
ASLC President
ASLC V.P. for Budget and Finance
ASLC V.P. for Student Academic Affairs
ASLC V.P. for Student Organizations
ASLC Chief Justice
ASLC Student Representatives (3)
Position Deadline: Feb. 11, 4:00pm
Petitions are located outside the ASLC Student
offices (in Templeton, across from the information
desk).
For More Info Contact:
Gina Kanagawa
kanagawa@lclark.edu
X 8765
Elections will be held Monday,
February 28th, and Tuesday, February I 29th, from 9am -· 4pm, in the entrance L to Watzek Library. Take Back the
Night hopes to
attract more
diverse student
participation
night, from page 1
more men in lhe evcnl, the
Men's Worl<shop. 1raditlon:illy
held the same umc as the
march, has been rescheduled
It is hoped 1ha1 as a result ,he
forty or so men who usually
attend the workshop will at
tend Lhe march instead,
tl1ereby making Lhc march ·a.
more diversified occasion.
ihc Men's Workshop will
be tbc nighL before the m~rch,
on Tuesday ,he H,h In 1he
workshop men are taught how
to sidestep any misogyny they
may encounter and how to be
more unckrstanding about the
fear and vicumizalion many
women reel regarding sexual
abuse-
The march will once ngaln
encircle campus. Last year, ,11.then the evem was held on
St Patrick's Day, the march
drew enough drunken yells to
make everyone on edge. A1
various foreboding pbces on
campus Lhe marchers will
stop and pause for rcnecuon.
l'ollowing ,he march will
be the Speak Out, an event
where survivors or sexual vio•
lence speak of their ordeal.
Sam Naliboff stated 1ha1 "for
a lot of people 1l begins Lhe
healing process: l\nU th>1
professional cour1Scllors will
be on hand should anyone
need them.
Meetings for rhc planning of the
evwt MC held eve,y Th11rsd11y
at 5:30pm in Dubach, ancl any•
one is welcome. For Jun her 111-
Jormation contact Sam N<1lilwff
at Naliboff@lclark.edu.
ALUMNI LEADERSHIP SCHOLARSHIP
Sponsored by the Lewis & Clark College Alumni Association
Do you contribute to campus life?
lfso, apply for a $2500 scholarship.
Applications available now!
$2500 SCHOLARSIDPS
(Lhree S2500 scholarships available)
Pick up scholarship applications in the Alumni
Relations Office or the Dean of Students Office.
Applicalion due to the Alunmi Relations Office. Cam:,us Box
77. by 5:00 p.m. Friday, February 18. 2000.
Questions? Contact the Alumni Relations Office a1 768-7953.
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 3 =p~=n=~=rL=o~o===-====Forum=========
Spong: little words of wisdom or words of little wisdom?
YAYI by Meaghan Lamarre
ll,shop f,,hn :,lwlh)' '>pon~ "
mn· uf th..: mos1 1honmthlv Ill·
sp1nng p..:oplc I luvc ._.vc, 1m.·l
I w~b nlln~ucd hy hi~ da~us
-.wn or 1hc fhhlc a1 hb i.·,·r11111p,
h.·t1u1'C. 1 h.we m·,•cr :inL·ndcd
Suncl,l)' Sc hnol so hi,; .ugu111cnb
.1bou1 the l\ihk .-~ .1 .sl'nc.,;; of :,lo
ne$ were c,M:1uially mr rlrst !i-C·
110lb.Sl11dyof1hc B1hl..:. lls,~c111<>
completely log11...1I. ti l'IOI -..clr
C\'i<lcnt, to me that we shoultl
not t.-,kc 1hc.· Bible hh!rJlly hu1 .1~
a series of lc::,son~ ,11H.I m<:1.1-
phors
My view of C hns11:1.1111y ha:.
bcc11 1lm1 11 ,~ a rchgmn wuh
~ood JCka~ 1hru h;1~ bcc11 cor
rupted by pr:1.cttcc .rnd org:m1-
z..11ion M,my o[ my peers have
cr1t1ctzcd Chns11anll}' for :1 num
ber ol ;11lmcnb, spcdfirnlly strict
orlhcrcn,c to the ll1bk ,tnJ us
Ing its mcMagc: lu suppor1 e..-.:dlJ·
sionary pr.ac1 ices rn1h1.•r I hnn lov-
1 ng ones. Bishop Spong c.,
pouse-d a rcform.,uon of 1ht·
Christhm Church th3t seems
.\11)t_ncd \\11th the c1·hkh,11~ of
m:,ny III m\ gcncra11011. It is ,1
rc\'olu11on that. in Ill) opnuon.
will tscoruhc Chns11an Church
back 10 11s noble. comp:-.ss1on
atc roots Jncl will reconsmmc
Chnst1arnty .i~,, pr.used and cd~
ebratcd rchg,on r.11hcr than 1he
mockery 1h:11 11 has hctt.)IHC.
l hough I wa& 3t1Cn11,·c 10 has
kcturc, 11 was not unnl I m
tcm.h:d :.1 !,mall di~,u~sl1'ir1 group
With the Bi<hop I h.11 1 lch the ru JI
wt:igh1 llr h1~ mc~a~c- He did
not spc;1k ol JC.SU!> cx\. lU:,1vcl) ,1.!!,
the Son or Goel hut mt her ,s one "ho lov~c.l umvn,:,,1lly, Olll" 10 he
.,dmm:d tor his 1cnclcrnc!-!il .md
to hi. c1nul.ui:d J le :-.1wkc cd
Jc-:-11, 111 Icrnv~ r,t .t hgtuc u,
111t)dcl one·~ l1lc .after [vt11
thtiugh I .un not Chn-.tlan and I
cfon'1 l>el1r,·~ 1h,11Jc-.u, 1), 1h<" '\tin
nr l;ud. the Bi<hop ,poke Ill <11( h
., w,\)' that cl1d not txduUc me. I
coultl receive Jm, mcs:)agl" ol
love I Ju-rein lits Ju~ dfct11vc
nc-~ hb mes.:iage ()f lh•111g fulh
,111J loving wastefullr 1:, ., um
vcrs;ll one 1ha1 m.mst:ends thr
boum.J.tncs of rrhg1on.
r:o, 111;H'I) yr;,m,, l hnvc lch
t h;1t lo\'e is ;m 11nponnn1 ton.:,,:
rn I h1::. world II w~1::. ncll unul I
hc.,r<l Bi,hop Spong spe:ik did I
feel 1hnl there w,1.:. ~ rc.-ligu.m th.1I
pl.,rcd Jpprnpria1c we1gl11 t11l
1111, p<>wcr£ul force Thai lol'c is
cspcc1ally evident 111 1ht.! wJy tht"
Bishop gazes ,II .Ulcl sp<:Jk!. or lus
bC'hl\'cd will-, Chn~tme Th.11
love. and his pmpos1uon lh:.t1 we
all live fullv .rnd love wo:,tdullv.
arc !I C'OllSHtnl source o( ln
spir:111011.
\. ' • Editor
Grudge
Match
/ NAY! by Colin J, Beck
Sol went w 1 lw lluhvp ,pon)t
lct..:iurc .1 rru11ilc 1..1f \\'l·ek~ 1t~l'
Ahl·r a Ion~ w,lll. ,1 h.md 1111ro
dm:.:t1lm .llld som1..· 11ppl.w~c. llw
61~ll()p bt,:an h1:-lcc1nrc on liow
1h~ U1bk 1, mo.,1lv •• ~tor), ~pon~
,, ,Ill l'>icclkm :..pc.tkl·r. wcavmg
Im. \\01d~ \\llh "'g1.,t,: and wn'
Mowc, er, I l.'.fln'1 S.1) I lo,md 111!>
,·oud11:,ivt1 l11~pm11g ovrr.,11
Thl' up.,ho1 ol ;111 hour .uul .1
h,11( I\ 111,u thl· B1hlc t.·.u11hH he
ial-.rn lht.·1,1lh, .uul 1h.11 Chn~t>
111c:,.:,,1gt· "U:, unc ol umvc:r-iJI
lo,•e. IH:mt· ,,e .,ltouhl .111 prnl•
lite loq_• .ind 101L'1.uu:e. nut tX•
t lu,ion \,\'hilt· !111, i, ,1 to111pcl
l111~ ~l.UL·mcnt. 11 b nor., partllll l.1rly 01111-,u.11 om: r111 :-.me th.11
lhL• Bi-.hop Llc~e, H·-. ucLlll lur
.1Uvunc111g 1hb school ol lltought
.md pr<lt.:llung IL nt,hh (or .11011~
llllll', hut l d1t..ln I hL',JI H lrom
111111 fin.a \Vhv amon~ 1.-.. ha'-n 1
:-CC'11 C.,oc.l 1~ love"' :)1~11~ or
.. ( hn'-l love-:. you h1llhoarJo;l
Mon: h1 lht.· po1m, 11H' ucnd ol
c h11:-.11a11 Ion: .,od H•k1:111n: ol
,1l11:)n'1 :,.t1 mrc 1h.11 I nrc<lcd 1hc
n, .. hnp h> 1dl nu; ol ib 1,"XbH.'IH.C
I hod Imped hu· :-.01nctl11ng more
Imm '-lH. h J notecl ~chol.11 .mtl
1hcl1log1.111
I ,1b,<1 h1ivc hi t.1k1.:-1-..-.uc· ,, 11h
111-. httL"1 prc1.ulun ,ii thL· '-t l'ifl•
lun.: \Vluk thetl' t~ tklmitd) J
mc-,:-.,lg<' or rump,b,;ion 111 the
(H!.~pds. tlH.'fl' Is .,l~o .molhcr
story-a s1 u1 )' ol ,1 m,1n who ~.1w
lllJUSIJcc and mr,ral corrnp110n
.rnd tnt:d h> ;o,Hbvc11. ii 1101 d1*
rc1;.1lr ovc11hww, lhl.! 1.· • ..;Is11ng
~m:-1111 unler.1 his ~wry 1s Just :is
v:1l1CI and inspin11g :~ ,me ol Juve.·
and lompns),inn I pc-rson.1lly
hnd 11101''-' ,n~p1r.11Hm III lhl' lc::.
-.on~ ol rcvolu11on 1ha11 1ok1 4
,llllC Bui 1lu.• gnod fh-.liop·::. flll·
IUn: ol Chrbt .,, \•tr Ro~rr"" ltllll•
plctcl)' 1~11orcd Jc::.l" 1 ht.' prow•
\1,1rx:t',I
nus is nm 1v s~'>' thJ1 ,lu.· kr·
lure w.1s .t W,tsli: ur time Spong
spoke wo11dc1follv, .111<1 I en
;orct.1 li-.Lcmn~ But I cJn't h~;.
ltl'\'l' lh:-tt ..lll\Otll' thl'll· ,,., ... ,
13ihh: litcr,,ll!<ol l>durr tht kuu1L
So II cl1d ,c<·m ., lu tic ltkc prc:It. h-
111,.; 10 1111.· d1ou • \ nd tr vou n:
go11H.!. 10 do d,,n. ,ou ~h,mld JI
lc.1"1 1dl ll1t·m ,omc1h111l!, thcv
l1.1Jn, I11,:,mJ Ut·lorc
Stuck at ttte kids' table, pining for policy transparency
commentary by Colin J. Beck
I was 1hm~ing nbout LC ~•
l11llc over Chns1111-..1;. break
Oon'1 get me wrong, I chd do
01hnthmgs,all1m1111g1h:u 1hcrc
,s Ide off the h,11. bu1 one suh
JCCI kcp1 cncroach1og upon my
nou-dcnomlna.tlonal secular
Chrlsttn,l!) break A one word
~ub1cc1. t\dmiru~1r.u1on
Now, surpnsmgly. I ,, asn'1
th111k1ng abou1 1hc .1dn11nblrn·
tmn in 11')' nor111al Slntc of smol•
dering frustrntion, but 111ore iu
lcrms of wh.1t coul<l be clone to
help 1his school Thcrt is one
ma1or 1hing th:u is locking on
1his c:.-mpus. ,ind that 1s 1rans
parcncy in clcc1M01h nnd poli•
c1c-s It seems a l111tc silly 1ha1 we.
1hc smdcms. onlv hear ahuut
1hmgs ar,rr clec1s10ns have been made ,mu pohc1es applied. Of
course. we 1hr:n get ,.mgt)' or up~
),CL 1-fazardmg a guess, I think
11's not 1hc dec1.s1ons 1hat bo1hc.r
us. per sc. bu1 Lh.'l.t we-wcrcn l
111<:ludcc.l m thl" process.
ilus problem can be solved.
Ir there were ,o br a more con•
SClCllll()U') dro11 llO 1hc pan ol
th.: ,1dmlmstmt1on 10 mlonn the
stutlcni hodr about dcci:,10ns
:md procrs~l•:, ., lot ol 1 rouhle
cou Id he s.a,·cd
Sure studt•ni-. ,11 on conumt•
tet~ on every subject, hu1 we
never hc:&r from them. And how
are 1hcsc studcrus picked' Hell
if J know, thatS another nl)'Stcry.
And wha1 if l w,.1111 to sit on one
of 1hesc commmecs? Not likely,
unles~ I kuow Dean or Director
01 Department Ch;1tr so and so
:ind only havr classes on the: wct~end \Vh:11 if ihcrc wc,c ,1
W.I)', and gu:..h, f'm not~urc. wh,11
it 1,>. to in\lnlvc 1hc cmitc ~lUdcnt
h<lJ) in 1kdslons 11nd processes'
\.Vh:n ,r the Pn·sic.k.nt. the Dean
o( the Collc~c ,uul tlu· Dc;.m of
~1udcots s.po~c. to us m n
monthl)• eo111111\in1ty fonun7 h
would save us oil ., lot or head
;1chc and fru:..1 ration
I hus, I am formally cx1end-
1ng an 11w11a11on :md cncouugc
mcm to !<1pcc,r1cally rrc:,1dcn1
Moone)', hut also any profc-ssor
or staff member. w wrnc lcuer:..
or commentary on .my issue 10
be prin1cd In the Pioneer Log.
And I fonnull)• rcqucs1 1h01 1he
l)can or 1hr College's otr,cc lur
msh the P1u11ccr Log wilh the
minutes of each mom h's facully
mccung. :lS well as 1hc nunmcs
from a1\y mcc1i11g .1ffect111g SlU-
Things to do when bored at LC
by James Christle
I. Walk Into the ba1h
room and giggle a, people
who :ire in the shower. while
saying 111 a high
vo1ce,"You1re naked hcc hce
hcc."
l Go through your
roommate's stuff.
3 Check your •mpt)'
mailbox •gain 10 find out
that nobod)• loves you.
-f Tr}' to hu on women
(or maybe men) in tht li
brary 10 [md ou1 1ha1 noll<ld)'
loves you.. 5. Go down 10 the rose gnr
den and contemplate about how
nobody loves you, because
you're a bad, hornblt person
who deserves 10 die.
6. Complnin 10 your unng,
uary r rltnd, Freddie, abour how
nobody loves you
7. Pretend 1h~1 you care
Jbout the environment nnd talk
to • hippie Maybe t hry'II love
you
8. Masturbate (m pnvatc, ur
course).
9. rry 1<1 brt-Jk Into the trunk
of Michad Mooney's Lt>(U5, 1"
4 Pioneer Log February 4. 2000 Ond your tul1ion money th31
should have been spent on
improving the q,,ahty or your
donn.
10. Think about shavmg
your armp,rs Jus1 tlnnk
•bomlL
IL Make jokes about pov
erty to Philosophy and Art
majors.
12. Makejokesaboutsplrl-
1u11I poverty to Econ major.,.
13. Write •nothcr >1>int
l<ss essay £or one or your
clas.ses about how bad social
mcquahuc.s arc. dent lile I :11>0 I 11,·11e 1 he llo.ml
ul lru~tccs It..' sp,::ih w11h ,111-
dcnb om<l t.•xprcs~ 1 bear opm1011,
m 1he Pwnccr Log. We will 1m111
1hcm.
If nll 1l11s were tu 11,,ppcn !' 1111ght hdp hl ( n.•.11c hcucr tr~Hb·
p:1rcm:r in lhe \\,I)' 1h15 College
b run ,\nd 1hc11 m.,yhc \\C
wouldn'I rt•cl hki: i\hHlllll)' 1)1,_•,in
.uni D.1ddy Prc~1Jcm Mill m.1kc
u, ,11 .11 I hi.' k11J\ ,.,hie
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!he Pioneer Log is lundt'd by your stuoent lees Naughty neighbors elicit shower sex crackdown in Manzanita
commentary by James Christie
l have h.u.l new"' 1h,11 I nm~,
~hare wu h you, Ill)' lcl ltm Lcwl,;
& CJ.irk brothers .incl sisters We
c.:.IH ,w lru1gl·r have -:;ex In the
f1rs1 noor M,minnll:1 shmvers.
for I here ,s now ., ~tgn In th~
lower M:inz;1nu.1 biuhroornsask-
1ng us nol 10. I know how much
this hun~. t know how disap
pomtcd many of you mus1 kcl.
now thm we com no 1nngcr bump
w11h one another 1111hc llrs1 floor
~fan::mua showers
According 10 Nale Pr:111to1s.
th.: Ri\ or first noor Manz:mll:i,
lhl.' reason for 1hcsign being put
up w.1-) hct',H.ISC ";1 lot ol people
where having .:,ex in shower$,
People were. rinding used
cont.lo ms in 1 he showers ... Hopc
lully none of the people who dis
c:ovcrcd lh~ condoms did so
wh1lt· not wearing shower shoes.
Thai would no1 have been a
ple;ts.1111 surprasc In for1 :rn)1•
th111g 111volvmg soiled condoms
;md fcr1 would nm be plca!<l~ml
Th;H 1s, unk~::, yvu h:.,vc a lcush
lcu 1 h1u ~on of tl11ng. Can you
1m.1~inc 111;1rrying.s<>l1lcl1t1c wi1l1
:,uch nn 0111l.1n<.h::,h lc11sh? ThatS
1hc s,cary thing .1bou1 hum:111 tc-.n ~~ C
ushes There are so m;my ol
them. And everyone has one ol
some sort h~ almost as 1( mu ..
mt1te sexual rcla11onsh1p!, these
days arc like ;1 ho:-. of .,.~hocol:ues.
You never knuw wh.11 kmd ol
:texual fcti:,h )'Our spcc1:1I ~omc•
one b g1.-,rng 10 h;we
The problem with pci,pk )/
0
All BVO,t( SA.Viii
h,wmg sex m the nrst lloor Mnn
zan11a showers w;1s so bad th:11,
acconhng co Nntc, "Some !of 1hc.
::,011c<l condom::,I were gettrng
washed down lhc dru111, c~1t1s111g
clogs In other word.c;., :mml'.
coupll's.' <lc!i1n-s 10 have org.,sms
In the !!>huwcr go1 sc, bad th.u
they hegan sacnhcmg tht quJI-uy ol their own .111tl their nc1glt
hors· pluonblng just <o os to at•
L.ltn these mm.h sought af1cr or-
gt1Slll!>.
But before we coi,den1n 1hose
who had sex m I he hrsi lloor
Manzanu,1 showers ns ruclc
people we mu~, ;1.:,k oun,clvc-s
1wo quesuons "\V.,s wh:.11 the)
did bad? \Vere they hrcakrngan>
,chool rules when lltc) d,d It 111
the. Or.a lloor M:mz:111irn show
ers?"
According 10 the "Path
finder,"' they were not, since the.
>111den1 handbook l'a,ls 10 say
an)11hmg nbout doing 11 IO the
showers In fau, when t looked
through the Student Code or
Conduc1 I could not Ond a
policy called "Engaging 111
Sexual Rcbtions m Public tla1h
rooms." The only rule 1ha1 the
people havmg sex in 1hc forsl
noor M::in:an11a shO\V'Cl'S n11gh1
hnve broken was the one con
ccmlng disorderly conduc1. Dis
orderly conduc1 is defined in the
St udcnl Code or C,mcl UCI as
"Loud, aggressive, or <>1hcr hc
ha\'ior which d1,rup1s or ob
,;1ru,1s the orderly lu11ction1ng
of the Cnlh:gc nr disturbs 1hr
pence nn<l/or c.:omfort 0£ pcrson(s) on campll!, " I c\rn ,cc
ho" flnclmg 1wc., people gclltng
u on m the shower 1111~h1 d1s-
1urh )10U 1r rou walk II\ on It
wuhout expecunS?, n Bm wha,
,t 1herr'$ o sign on 1hc tlou, ol
1hc b:-i_1h1·oom "rarnmg all 1h,11
m1gh1 enter tluu th.:rc ar~ 1wo
people inside schlcppongl
Wouldn't 1h.11 he okay' Or
would jus1 knowing th,11 1wo
people where ha"ing sex Ill the
s.unc place where )'OU Llc.111
)'Ourself every mornmg be d1~·
turbing In llsclr?
1111 of the Mouzanita residents
that I mtcrvicwcd rcfusec.J 10 ~ll•
Low me to quo1c 1hem on this
issue. I 1hmk 1t"'s b-cc,rnsc :,II 1hc
ones I imervicwcd were the
people h:,v1ng sex m lhc show
ers because I don't know ,,1h)'
anyone would (e,,:I emb:urassecl
about having lhcir mune pub--
lishcd m an uruclc un people
havmg sex In public ,howers
According m N,111:, 1hcre h:ivt
been no complamts srncc 1ht.:
sign was pul up ...... \pparen1ly the
sign has worked "Nate :-ii.so s.1id
cha1 people slu."'>uld noi mastur•
h:ue In the. showers; the sign.
h<>wc,•er, doesn't mcn1ion 1na.s
turbation
In the Land of Lost Things: an inquisitive work of speculative fiction
fiction by Pioneer Log Staff
I u:11 you a lntc.· ,~,tc. rrit.nd,
One 1hm n1.1y ~cc111 l,101a::itit, hu1
w:1,:, n:, real 11.S 1 he da)' 1s long.
Some call me ., fool, 01hel'S .,
in,,dm~m. bu1 wha1 I .un ahou1
10 relate su rpa5ScS I lw whi111,;y
or either.
IL h,td been a long nighl in
Wntzek library. spcni rcsc:m:h
ing m:,rriage ntu,tls 111 c:nly
modern Frisi:i, and sleep was
sull :., dis1an1 hope. I wandcrc<I
Jown 10 1hc vending machmcs
to load up on sug:ir nnd calktnc
to gel the olc all-night er lurn.1ce
,-burning I withdrew 1he ub1q
ui tnusly :tUSpicious c\1ffec from
onc 111~1chinc and pluckt.·d .,
package ul M&M's lrnm 1lw
01lwr I hucl into the M&M'sancl
fmm the p;1ck:1gc rolled., curi
ous, r:11nh<1w-h11td M&M I hucl
seen str.mgc M&M's. Ill 111)1 ti,\)',
hu1 no1lung like this. Glo\1.•ing-a
strnngc goltl rolor. swirls o[
green and red nnd hluc pulsa1cd
,me.I sub!)1dc<l I could1fl dcc1dc:
what 10 do w1th 11. \\f;1s 11 rc:,lly
glowmg, or had I JUSt been u1>
for 100 long' I dcc1cled 10 lea\'c
11 for 1-;'l!tl. \Vcll, I c.:•,m\· 10 1h1u
l:lst onc,sa1el "'wh:111hc he-II'" and
tos.:-.cd 11 down "lo1hing
I w.inckrc<l h~1ck out tn Lhc
suurs anti ".,~ hc.,dmg b,,c" lo
Ill)' hooks, v,rhcn ., small while
r:1bbu in., polar ncccc \'C$l scur
nc<l ;u.ross my p.uh, muucnng
so1m:ll11ng and con'>1an1 l)1 ~bnc
ing .11 lus Pa1hrindcr Punlctl,
and just n l111le disturbed, I
mmcd 10 lollow 1nm. 1-k wan
dered tlow11 p:1.s1 the Computer
Showroom, and, not wan11ng to
get bock LO rather dull material.
I dccoclcd 10 lollow hun lie
sc-ampercd nround a corner, and
mrn ,he mnnds bcnc;.Hh ,h .. • li
br;1ry I ptiu~cd-:,,hould l con•
un\le rn follow lum mm th~ tun
nels? The hell" 1th II, I Lhoush1
.md I hc,uru.lccl m ahcr ham
11 wa> dark m th.: tu11ncb
without 1hc ,l1gh1c,1 111111 111
hgh1 I lox,kl'd hack 1nw.ml, the
tltM'lr I h,,d C'tunc 1hrnugh, 11 \\,l~ but a uny ~peck or Hgh1. ;rnd
:,.ecmeJ 10 he far, far t1way. Ahl'ad
t cooltl sec., bit ol light hounc-
1ng :iroun<l, muucnng as ii went
So I followed It. 1\1 long l:is1. I
crunc 10 a small door an<l before
I could rcacl I w;1s sucked into
the door Jl .m unfatltt.llnJblc
rate
I UlUSl have blacked Olll, ror
I awoke lying.on n b.:~utihil Per
sum c3rpc1 in a lovcl)r woo<l•pan
elc<l room, a ftrc bbzmg 111 a lirc
pl;ice, vcr)' rcmm,sccnt of 1hc
Manor Mouse 11 was eerily si•
le111 in 1he room. cxcep1 for 1he
disttt111 ::;ouruJ of music and
laughter I wandered out or the
r<mm :.ind folkm1cd the disrn111
noise, passing mto a clark hall
w;,y, whkh led 10 a splr:il s1air-
1.:asc, ormncl)' adorned wuh a
chanclchcr and paintings. The
noise tanlc rrom upM,urs l be ..
gan Ill)' ascent.
At th(· 101, of 1hc ,;1:1irs, I '' Three documents, a
pen and a wedding ring
were talking, relating
how they had been
lost. Suddenly, I realized
that I recognized the
documents.
'' s101i1ied Two long. n.urow h:ill-
ways extended off 11110 mfmit)'
un ci1h1.:1 side: ol ml.' Noi~e r:unc
from bchmd a Lloor a (ev.• steps
down the right-hnnd hall I mus
lc rcd nil my courage, ap•
proached It nnd turned the
hamJlc. Fhe door swung open
and l was mc1 by a dnzzling VI·
s1001. Candles gleamed every
where, ;md before me ;,1 r:-,ucous
pl> 1 y cbhcd and !lowed Bm the
guests were ut1crly mtontpr.:
h,·n,ible. reoplc 1alkcd w11h pa•
pers., ~1ant ::-1Uffcc.l :11urn.1b wnh
(lll'CI;'~ or m.n:h1nCF)\ J1mmv
llofl,t w11h ,lm,·11,1 Earh.1rd1,
Elv1.s. whh D.wuJ L1vlng~1nni:,
,no,,11 d1lld1~n with wcddong
nng'!, ·Where am ll" I stuttered.
"'You nrc. in I he Lind of Los1
Thongs,' • st:iplcr rcphtd
"Wh:11'"
"The Land o[ Lost Things.
The place where everything that
is hlst ends up. Li kc your w~1 leh.
\Vhcn you )Qsc h. 11 ends up
here-. Matter is conscrvcd, you
know.'"
"Sure.'' I offered.
.. ltcrc, lei me show you
:.uound." the srnplcr replied.
ll took me on ,1 whirlwind
1our of 1hc room, which h;id
grown to the size of~ C,l\'Crnous
ballroom. Tables lined the walls,
set with crystal and silver, where
countless lost objects wonecl and
dined gleefully. The rabble I had
seen earlier w;1s among them. I
wos intro<luccd to clluntlc.ss ob•
jects an<l thmgs: runaway pets,
books. rmmuscriplS, los1 w:1lh::1~.
missing children countless,
NASA s:i1ell11cs. 1housu11ds ,,r
1x1pcrs and documen1s. rmally.
I settled down"' a table, 10 1nke
a bre::ik. rhrcc document.:,, a p1.:n
;m<l a wcdchng l'ang were talkmg.
telaung how they had been loM
Suddenly, I rc,oh:cd 11,:11 I rccog
nitcd the documents. I <1u1ck1)'
qucstloncll 1he111
I he lir~a, n,,m1:d N,uurc
Walk, rc;pondcd "llh, yes, )'OU
rccogmzc me. I wasn't sure l'd
t\ler be rcmcmbc.rctt It has been
a while since :myone ~red :1hom
me, I u,:;cd 10 be quite popular.
you know. ln n\y pages ·w;u. in•
form-:nion 1h•H pcnaincd to c,•.
cry nee on campus, with n de-
1:ulcd <lcscnpuon, genus and
species. Bu1 I was "lost" .1long
1imc ngo, drop1>cd behind a lol
rng c:.ibmct 10 c:ollcct du.sl ~md
be forgotten I soon JOmed oth•
ers like me, and rvc bct·n here
e,1er :tlf\(C,'
"1 he same happened lO me, ..
s.ud • badly-mangled hunch nr
p:ipcr:,, named Trustee's R.cpor1
"I "·'-' horn ln I 96~ ,11 a Tru11cc\
mcc1r11g The sixties wcrt" an full
~wing, .mcJ the Trn~tcr;. met to
rem in .1 bund1 ol stw..lcitb, .:.omc
uu th..:: ncwspJpcr. 5,0111e .11 1h1· radio s1.111on, whu had hccomc
a liulc wo swept up In 1hc no
uon of ch:mgc and rcvohumn.
They drar1ed me 10 shut 1lm11
up, hut I was not too eflcccivc. I
spent the next years of my life
inn file drawer, collcc1mg dust,
until I too w;is crumpled up .rncl
thrown mto a tmsh c:tn oms1dc
1hc library. And soon I w:,,s here.·
-My s10ry 1s quilt s11nilor 10
the others,' oclvanced 1hc third, ,, ____ _
'Oh no!' screamed
the Trustee Report.
'It's the office assis
tant with her paper
shredder!'
'' named l·hring Polle)' ... I wo::,
born onl)' a rcw yc,1rs ago, dur
ing the reform of hiring polic,cs
tor facult)' and ,i:,rr I 100 W:IS
crc:ucd and largely 1gnorccl un~
111 one d:,y when I was .sllentl}'
nod unc-eremoniously pu1 11110
the 1991 lax folder h)' octodcnt
.inti loM forever ...
"Pcoph: are: luokang lor you
ton m r.11.:t, pcopk arc luokmg
for ,,II I hrct ol \'OU' Why. you
should come ,vuh me, b.u..:k 10
1he Land or round Tlnngs, back
10 reality."
•• t don't know," lhC)' Solid lO·
gethcr. "We urc prc11y happ)'
here \Ve live c,ut ouT clays ,n I h1~
1ahlc, w11h food and drink. We
don I w~u\l to be mangled and
forgoucn :md ignored ag:un"
"Uui people need )'Ou You are
unportantl'" I plc:idc<l "You
could be of u,e ancl ol help 10
people."
The) >1111 were11'1 sure, :1nd
mi:duatcd on mr offer for :1101\g
lime After )pt'tl:king wnh each
other, gesturing w1lclly and 1,
n.,lly c:il,nmg down, 1 hey 111rned
h.) me
"Oka), w<'II du 11: sa11l the
N.111,rcW;lk
I 1hankcd them and led the
wav out of th1.· pllrtv ~uul luck
do,, n the l1.1llw~w .rnd buck down 1hr s1a1r.s tow.,rds 1hc rirs1
room As we dcsccn<lcLI the
stain., however, wt heard a wlur•
ring noise heh ind us, and• chill-
• ing cackle.
''Oh n'of"' screamed the
Trustee Report. '"h1s 1hc office
ass1srnn1 wi,h hc-r papc.r shred
der!"
"'\Vc're doomed," cried 1hc
Hiring Policy
"follow me•" I yelled
We bolted down srnirs ,ind
rnn ror 1hc room As we were
approaching however, the doors
slammed shu1 in our faces. Thc
deranged ofnce ossisrnm, cack
ling wild I)• behind her shredder.
closed in. l hammered on 1hc
door, forcing 11 open und we
burst into Lhc room. How to get
ouL? The shredder closed on us,
closer and closer. lt wt1:, :.111 ewer
Firs1 1 ht II ,ring Pol icy wa:t
shredded, 1-)loocl-curdl,ng
screams 1ssu111g lrom 1he hlaclcs,
drowned out only by the clc
momc cncklmg of the assis1an1
Ncx1 was the poor N;t1u1c \V:tlk,
and Finally the Trustee Rcpnn I
rc~,chccl vm IC> gr.,h 11, h\11 u,
c.;orncr wr.: a~ it plung.:d 11110 1hc.
shredder l w:1.s ld1 holding tt 111
my lrntub ... A,;, the shrecJ<lcr
t lo~cd trn me, I th rev.• 11\)'Self
through one of lhc windows Im•
1ng lht room ~md plun~td into
hbcknc-ss.
When I came 10. I was byms:
br the inb1c 111 1he \'Cn<hng 111;;)
chme room. dltlclung an emp1y
bag of M&M's I hacl b,•c11
dre:umng. Must hnvc hecn 11rc<l,
I 1hough1, ;ind 1hc sugar went
straiglu to my hcJd. So I du!-.tecl
mysclr orr, tlimhcd 1he >IOl,S,
and clcciclcd ii wi.lS 1i111c for some
s;kep. I ~1rcu:hcd ou1 on., c.:ouch
.md pas.scd into sh:cp
The sun crcpl mto the hhn1ry,
and shone full In nl)' foce. I
.,woke ,.,_,uh n -.1:1n, anti ~athrn:ll
my dungs to 1,tu to L tc-.:, A, I put
uway my bool<, ,md p.:ipc~ I
found .1 s1rnng,t.: ~,r,ip 1n UI\
b.1C"kp,1c k. II was th\' Lotncr from
Lhl' Llm.:umcn1 fro,n the 111gh1
bcrorc
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 5 =p~~n=~=rL=o~g======Forum=========
One angry feminist speaks out for womens' center
guest commentary by
Susie Cohen ----
Ye,, )'OU hcarJ 1h,11 nght. I .1111
llllC angry wumn.n ancl I'm ru.u
nlr.,id t<> u~c the .. r-worcl. Pcmi
nbm. There.-. I saul ii Jn fact. lt
sounds so goo,I I'll sa, il !.'gain
ftnunuan. feminist Fabulous.
rm tcrcibly afraid that '1l'Ound
hen• a, Lew,; & Clark pcopk
don't hc:lr thn1 word cnou~h arid
h'1vc lorgoucn whnt 11 really
means to bell fcm1m!-;I l\<ty gcn
crnuon 1sn'1 too rc:uly 10 U?>C 1hn1
word. let ,1lo11c 1dcn11ly with h
SomdlO\\' the mcamng or lcnu ♦
nism haf> htcn c:ontor1cd ~11,tl
1w1Ml*d mto somc'11111g foul uncl
ugl) raihcr 1hat 1hc powcrhu11sc
of ch:mgc that ii once was. \\'ell,
rm here to sec ,r WC C,111 dmngc
all that. If I can nccomphsh one
1hmg in my four l''"'" ,ti LC I'd
like to sec feminism grow ,tnt.l
be crnhr':tecd
For for too loni; lcn11msl.S like
nwsclf h1we be.en pcrs(·cutcd nnd
o,1raci:cd lor our beliefs ;ind I
thrnk n's about umc chat 1h1ngs
s1:.1n 10 change The truth of
k1111111~n, has been cloudt:d wnh
b:id press and angry 1msogynou~
politu:1;ms The pcr\'nSl\'C inllu•
encc or 1ln:, krnd ol 1wg.\li\'C ,u
tcnuon is po,.,,4.:rful .rnd for
rcathmg. In f.tc1. 1t h.1~ tainted
.an cnt1r~ crn ol great soch.11
l.hangc Now fcnunistn 1s 1\SSO•
~nued with hairy legged. man•
hauni, 3n1i-fomily ksbmns. It's
quit<": ,1 h:.111lc to trv m,d chanRt
an cn1irc nauon·s unprcss,on ol
one \'Cf)' diverse nnd massive.·
movement btH I th111k I i:an
handle IL This college 1$ squ,,¢
one nl Hl)1 plan,
I can :,ct 1h.t1 1 he.re arc ,1 £cw
c~sc1m:tl 1;1rohlc111~ to 1:,cklc .11
c::::J
<> '' For far too long
feminists like my
self have been
persecuted and
ostracized for our
beliefs ...
'' Lewi:... & Cl,1rk hdorc I tan 11uw1.·
on h., dtangc 1hr world First,
1hcrc 1; a huge 1110k <•I ~151crhoocl
on c,unpus The stud\.'I\IS .H LC
1cnd 10 stay In thc1r sodal
cht1ucs and rarely .Slra}' lO mecL
other people. who don·l fh lh<:ir
group. This includes, ht absence
ot commuuicauon and rncnd•
ships hetwcrn s1t1Ucms ol differ•
cnt agt·s. ~ncl genders. There 1s
no support network of older
women helping younger women
nn<l vice vcr"!>:l ~·1cn should be
prum011ng nnt1~scx1:.t ;umuJcs
:mcl ~upporlitlg women 1n the
co1umuni1y I feel that 1he foe•
uh) and >1:irl could .,lso bc11cf11
from do::.cr mentoring rclnuon•
~hips with students
~cund. 1hcrc i.s no women's
tenter hen: .tt LC. Therefore.
I her(' is no venue fo1· llCt)ple to
become in\lolved 111 gender 1s
sur.~ nnd uc11v1sm f"or I he mO~l
p.1rt I find 1ha1 people Ill Ill)' gen•
cra11on arc rehuivdy ap:uheuc
1 don't blame sm<lcnts fo1 1101
geumg nwolvcd m !tonal l.sS1.1cs.
cspeci.,lly when they arc 001 ol
interest However, :,ince this col•
lcgc 1s ,on,c (>0 pcrccnl lcnulc I
tl1111k 1hc ""'Jortt)' ,hould be in-
1crc~1cd In how women arc
1rca1c<l here. The rcccm ·sc.xu:tl
ass;tuh"' 011 c,unpus is of parucu•
\_i.\J'\'i 'l.LA~~ OLt>GA:0\,,/TJi
PAPER
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6 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 1,n con(':cm to women. especially
lh03C n .. •1ng in donn!'t. Althou~h
l heard ,t r.,ir nmou111 of talk on
the 15'-UC-S there was no forum to
discuss hV\\ i1 rc,,11)' llffC..:ts us
anti what kind of prc.vt.·mauvc
mc;1surcs we can takt.· 10 msurc
H doc:;1-ft h:lppcn ag:un
Tl11s leads mW Ill)' thud con
cern, the :,aa1c of coinpbccncy
and denial when H comes to gcn
Jcr 1s:,uc.s. Far 100 man) ~tu•
dents nmvcly bdkvc th.11 1hcn:
1s no sexism or r:tpc .H our pre•
cinu:, :,chool. I 1hough1 this for
~, ,.,, h, h: 10tl hgunng th.u .1 fih.
cml ;1r1~ school w11ho1.n ,l Gr~ck
srstcm would hr far s,1fcr and
mOl't.! comfonab1c lor women
\.Yell I ha\'C news for everyone.
Theres prob,bi)' a fo1 more go•
mg, on then we know nbout.
Consider 1hc fac1 thm only lo
percent of actually rapes arc re•
poncd and 11n:.\ginc all of 1hc
sexual nusconduc1 lh:\l •s going
\mrccognr::.cd :\l''lcl unpum~heJ,
~o what cnn bccm dune hl"rt
31 Lewi> & Clark lO Judrc»
the~c three problems' P1rst I
would !tuggcst tl\Jt we .1s thr
women ol LC do 1.mr pMt to ere•
nte a powcrlul sisterhood un
c:unpus 1·his mc3n.s Jsktng
other women qucsuon!:t ~1bou1
their cxpcricnt~ ;.rnd rcachm'A
'' Far too many stu-
dents naively be
lieve that there is
no sexism or rape
at our precious
school.
'' '' I hope that some-
one out there is
reading this and
saying, 'Yeah, she's
got a point. .. we
do need sisterhood
at LC and a
women's center
too .. .'
'' out to 1hos1.· WL' can help I've
lw.ird ol Clthcr rolkgc~ 1h,11 htwt.·
org:m1znl s.1s.1erhood progr.un;,,
tO help oncnl trc.:,hman :inti I\C\\
tran:..lcr women Ju~, hl know
that <Hhcr !tlUdCntS have sh,ucd
the. ~mnc wu1Tic~ .md hopes b.
enough 10 make you kcl like
p;,n ur a Ctlmmunily. f:teUlt) ,md
)t.tff could .1h.o fntiht::i.tc lnfor-
111.11 mtctmgs with ,rndcnl:,. tu
atldrc~ questions and c ... 01,1.:('11\$
A g,re,n W..t)' LO begin 10 cn·
~ttc these luncls of progr.uns 1~
through n. womens center, sonu·•
1hmJZ, we don'1 hnv~ at !Im, col
lege.:: There ,m: ~o ,nany po~s1-
b1l111cs for 1hi, kmd ol pr<lJCCI
,,lu,o:;l ;'IO)'thmg r;uuld he done
I have lai1h dul ii people \\~re
,tw:irc. or wh.11 we 1.u:k 111 u:nn~
or women's ~uppt,rl .md h\l('l'tSI
groups a lot n>uld he ch,mgcd
Br.1111~10rming L.m crcrw.• so
111.111,• Ideas a fcm111i,1 collct·Li\lc,
J gt·mkr rcl.11L'c.J muv1c scrti=:,i.. a
drop•in c.:ounscling ,·enter, a
pl"ce fo,· Toke o.,ck the N1~h1
.rnd Sync~1a to work ou1 of, a
librar)' ol women•~ books. m.ig.,.
:rncs. videos. and music, infm-
11\JltL'lll on womens hcahh, or• g;·1n12ci.l :.1.c11vism 011 ,:anlpus ,,nd
m Portl:inJ .. 1hc hst gdc~ 011 :md
on However. nt)OC nl 1111.!t will
ever oec:ur unlcs~ \\ c h.wc the.·
~uppo1'1 ,111<1 dcd1catlon ol the
,111dc111 bod)
f.u llHJ ohcn I feel like I ,nn
:-.crvmg ~omc lm~L' 1ns1111.111011 of
pC1wc1 1h;1t b w,·ncn~ me 111t0 ,,
proclurt to sell 1hc ,choul 1<>
more p<>tclll ial proch1ns. t o1k~1.·
•~ no1 n busmcs~; 11 •~ no1 :1
monC)'mnkmg Facio!) College I,
supposed w h'-· :1bou1 hro.uJ.,·n•
1ng 0\11' hon2on:,, lt•o1ru111~aho1.11
ourscl\'1.:.:, 1.111d \:':H h 01hc1, ~uu.l
moM ol .111 cxpcncnc.:1n>; ltk I
lccl like pMI ol ·:u) lou1 yc,,r~
here 1s to hccome ,1{.ll\lC i 11 1s
-,ut:s I h,11 1,..unrcrn me 1\s a
woman 1 worr} .1hout nw gen
der, our s:ifct)' tm campus. ::rn<l
iH1r pusmun a:... srcond-t:I.Ls:.. cu 1-
zcn:, k, ;rn .1c1iv1s1 I uncnd 10
clo somcthm~ nbou1 u. how('vcr
sm,111 11 11"1)' S('Cl\l. U 1h1s lcm1~
111st m:1111lc:,Hl th.u I :un wnuog
nuw wuchcs one m1u.:r pcr.-.on I
will h .. wc !tt11..•1.·ccdcc.l I hope 1h.11
someone out lhc.n: 1:, h:-;itlmA I hi!,
ancl :,,.aylng. ''Ve.th, -,he':-gm j'
ponlt we tlu need ~1:,tcrhoot.l
,11 LC .tnd :1 WtHUcn\ u·n1,·1
too "'lkl'.ubc )OU J..1ww 1h:11':,
.,II h r1.:~tll)1 t.1k1. .. ,, 11nc pcr~on ..tt
., lllllL' u, JOH\ 1 he 111 hl•r:, and ::,,..w
\\·e'rc not gonn.t t~1kc 11,.1nvrnmc
So it )'OU fed lik1.· I do, ur l'V('l1 ,r
you h.HC' 1his whole 1dc..t :mcJ
think we :-.hould storm 1hc
Manor I louse and dcm;11HI
scxunl cqua111v on the spot.
~PE,\K Uf'I Ile proud ol yom
1clc.-s. your wornc~ .. incl ynur
hopes lur the lurnrc ol Lrw1s &
Cl;1rk , .. 1omcn. Be 1ruc to >'OUJ
sweet hc~n111ru1 fl'llltnl~l -,dr ,11\tl
you'll he .111mzct.l 1., httt you c.u,
.u:t.·omph~h
A justification we're just dying to near
Art and text by Jefferson Laffey
"With all the innovative endeavors currently in queue
under the Master Plan, it is simply not economically
viable to supply the library's copiers and printers with
recycled paper." Adam Ministrator, Administrator
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Stafford delivers first Last Lecture of 2000
by Fiona Garlich
"l.:veryhody 1dls you 10 lvcus.
N1..l Oun'1 rm.:m,1 Surrender hl
wl»I dcligh1s )'"'' • L)n 1he
cvtmng oi Tu.;~clay, rchruar) l
1 hL' Sl udc n I •~pon!\O red .. L.1~1
Lcc:turr" Scnl.'.S wa.!-t kicked off
wuh thcs~ wo1d.:-.. Thr) were
Kirn Stafford, a professor al
the Northwest Writing
Institute, kicked off the
2000 Last Lecture series
with his lecture "You Are a
Scribe to the Prophel" <lclivcrcd hy Kim S1<1ll'ord, ., pro
rc~!>or at d1l' Non hwi:.st \Vrmng
ln~1i1utt, as p,tt1 of hb pl't.::,C'n
tallon cmulcd ''You ;\re Strlhc
II) ,he Prophel.'
,h thl· ;uu hor or ::.,•vcrnl hooks
:tnd poclr)' colh: ... uon~. the c;ur
v,vor ol 12 yc;ir,; ol cnJJcgl":, and
a vir1u,1I 11fc11mc n:siclcnl 111
Lewis & Clark Collci:;c (hi~ fa.
1lwr w.1.s l:unctl pocl an<l prufc!\·
,or Wilham S1<1fford). S1affonl's
lcc,:turc roe used ,m I he cdlll';1l hm
I h.u he fC'(.;CIVcd Ollh!c.lr ur
:1<a,kn11.1 He c1·cd11ed old Indies
and 1naintctHUllC men. in udth•
1111n to a host of Ill her diarac
tcrs 1ha1 he h:b cllhcr 11'l'I or
cavc5•droppcd upon, ;u, hc-111g,
some ol his mos, l110uen1lal
tc:11.;hcrs
S1:1ffurcl's lcclurc was 1hc r,rs,
mascricsol "La,.1 Leuurt>" 1ha1
w,11 be pll1 on 1h,sscmcs1cr The
premise ur 1his c1gh1-ycar long
LC 1rn<.l111un is ns follows:
Any profcs~(ll' wuh seasoning
and cxpl.'.ricncc bc-hmd him or
her has umlouhtcdly gl\'Cn a lot
o( lcuurc5o over thl· )1c;1rs. smcc
giving m~tntt:twc ~pccchcs on .1
spellfic subject ",1 mn, n I'·"' ,,1
wh:11 prorcssurs do (1 lcnn· , he
lllk "PmlL'!,.'iUf .. , rhc I...J~1 11.'t·
I u1 c: Serie!-.,sb 1 ht.·st• ~c,l!>OllCd ,,r:uors· \Vhn1 ii You wen;.-lO give
the lu~1 lnturc 1:vn ol )'Our
tcachmg c:.rcer7 \.Vhtu would
you wnnt your parung word,;
anti lasling mcss:1gc w he lO )'Our
studcms'1 Anytlnng gllcs .is for
ns topu. 1-; conurnctl. Mamly h's
up 10 1 he pro lessor und his/her
t'cflec.nonc.; on n hfc of tc:1ching
'' He credited old ladies
and maintenance
men, in addition to a
host of other charac
ters that he has either
met or eaves-dropped
upon, as being some
of his most influential
teachers. '' and on lik in general L'l.Sl sc
mcs1cr, the Last LcclUrc Com
mittee hosted a lct:lurc 1,v nm·
sic proressor Nora Beck'. who
held her .1mhentc ~pcllhouml hy
,m ,•vcmng of musu .. md ,tnc<:
d1Hl•,;, cuhm11m111,g m .1 showLUSC
ol 1 (; studcn1 1alc111 and a hvdy
d1.!-tt:O dmu;c 11 Is m1ponant to
11011.: here th,u ,lll}' pn>fcssor u;
Silver Palace is pure
swank and karaoke
by Aaron Blackwell
Do you wani w go h> the
sw:.mk1c:-1 d1,'L' 111 the Porll,111LI
m•al ",\yd" ynus.,y Well ,hen,
go Hl I lw )i1lvcr P:lbt.·c-, a k:1.raokc
har 1us1 sou, h ,,1 l.ew1s N Clark
m T1i:ard.
hS !l wild pl.le.:(·, clc<.·kcd L"ll•
11rdy 111 red lca1h,·r wuh icily
t.M1dks 111 marum glassc!,. ll's
nlso packed lull ol people 111
,ow boy h.u~ and boot~. wll h ;1
bnncnder 1ha1 will call you
"Swcc-uc"' when you order
-1·vc seen Lhmgs there 1h::n
w,1uld curdle )'Our blood." saic.l
L..:wLS & Cl.uk scmor C.,ma,>n
Hay~. who works n1 the !)!Iver
Palace asa DJ I le told one Stvl')'
of ti man who ordered a li:tcarch
15), then poured II on 1hc mnn
he'd been ar!(umg with and In
hon on fnc
-\'(·ah. H's skanky," stud occa
s,oml patron Isaiah Exlmc. 22.
01 coursi:. IOOSl pcopk go r~)r the k;,raokc, 1101 \he 11:nmng
111,111 ~how. \'1tlco~ with \\/Ords
arc pl,lyl:d on monlturs around
1hc 1,;or, ;111<1 on a large proJC<·
lh>n screen bl"h111d 1hc smgcr.
The v1clcos ;irl' chcc!l-)1, lo" hud• '' I've seen things [at
the Silver Palace] that
would curdle y.our
blood
Cameron Hays
Lewis & Clark senior
and DJ at the Silver Palace
'' gc1 producuons. and most ol
1hrm arc :1bo1n sex and only
vaguely mau;h ,he s«;mg they're
pl:1ycd wnh
The song sckwon nsclC is
mediocre. but I hcy'vc go, a II I he
Elvis, showtuncs. ~md c1ghnc-s
buu-rol'k you could wam, nlong
w11h some modern popular fo.
.....
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!~
-. . , __ vorucs and da.SSlt" rock. nu.:
crowd 1s supporl 1vc rl·g;,rdlcs~ of
wh::it you :,tng. :md ii )'OU reo,ll)•
gc1 11110 u I hcy'II huller , hc1rap
pnw:1I.
There's aJ50 n sm.11l d.mcc
lloor where lolks )'Oung :md <>lei
sw:iggcr, swmg or mambo
Overall, a nigh, at 1hc Silver
Pabcc 1s 1horoughly cnj1>ya1blc.
from 1hc good ol' blly~ :..ing1ng
Johnny Cash. 10 1hc drunk uri
n>lm)( on 1h,· w•II in the b,ih
room. n pka:..ml -.:vcn111g is had
by all.
"'Just remember 1h:u ii':, cus
tomary 10 1ip your DJ," Mays
ncldccl.
Thr Silver l'ala,r Low,gr is
"1curr1/ <11 l·/-155 5\V l'anflc Hwy,
next w du· S1frrr Palucc Chrnt:,c/
Amaita11 t'i.'!itcmrnnt. CCIII 620-
5552jv, m,m· mfa1mwt1011 (Dott~
dsJ: rhcm about thcflum111g 111em,
tlwug/1.)
c.AA.Ni!C COUTUV Of t,.. Wlti
At the Silver Palace lounge in Tigard the crowd is wild and the performers wilder. staff member giving a La" lee•
1un: i~ NOT actually lc:aling or
1crminating h1s/hl'r tc;1<..hmg CJ
rccr. it's just nn intt·rc-sting sec•
nario dcs1gnccl \o gcncr:uc nn tn•
tCfDling, lctlUIC l'rom an lnttr•
csung fnu1h)' mcmhcr.
The spcnken; ror 1h1s ~cries
;ire sclcclc<I by 1he Lasi Lecture
Coinmu1cc. h.1sctl on !\choul
w1tlc mput rmm 1hc Ac1w11ic~
F,11r ilncl assorted tndc1,cndcru
poles t.ikcn nt r.mdom Tiu~ sc~
mi:.stcr. lluct• ~cn1nr~ F1on.l
Gnrllth, Bncliic1 Mllthcll, and
Lauren Olcrlo, a,e hcadmg up
1he LL Co1111n111ec
If yt'lll have un}1 suggcsuons
as to who YOU \l10Uld Ukc 10
hear rrum, or if you arc inter
ested 111 joming tltc mnks of lhc
Last LcCLurc te:1111, fed free to l'
matl lhl' comrn1uc.: M
garhch@klnrk edu. or s1gn up
on the l1s1 1ws1ccl in Duhath
lounge
Mook and
Brent's
Beer
Review
Note from the Authors:
This column is an
attempt to help further
expose the Lewis &
Clark community to A)
some of the great beers
available to the people
of Portland and B) the
variety of bars and
restaurants that we
have had a chance to
frequent in our years in
this city.
by Mukund Devan and Brent
Fontana
McMcnamins Ram's Head
(NW 23•• and Hoyt)
McMcnamrn's version vr ;i
1rndluon"I English Pub. the
Ram's Head serves a wide va
ricl)' or food fare at reasonable
prices Ranging from ale
marinated s1caks Ill grilled
poriabcllo mushroom sand
wiches, 1 he rood ccm be
com plemcntcd b)' 1 he usual
;1ssor11ncm of McMenamins
traditrnnal microbre:ws.
However. since 1hc beer isn't
brewed on 1he premises, 1hc
selec1ion rnn be limited de
pcndmg on wha1 1s on hand.
Full-bar ,·
A Tf-«lUW',O f(llN)S OI IWs
fiHOlO fJl:0'1, WV/W ~tlARIC (OVI ~S
Kim Stafford's latest book,
A Thousand Friends of
Ram, is available from
Carnegie-Mellon University
Press.
,Blue l-leron Ale (Bridge
port Brewing Comp,rny,
Por1land)
This copper toned 1racli-
1ion,1I Amcncan pnl~ ale her
alds from Oregon's oldest
microbrewery Ot!spilc a rcla-
11vcl)' high alcohol content
(5.8%}, il has aslighliy SWCCI,
malt) ias,e 1h.11 1s ,urprls-
1ngly smoolh and easy IO
drink. Added 10 11> unique
biucr 1ns1e and dry fimsh. 1l11s
makes tor an excelknt in1m
d11c1ory beer for those unin1•
1la1cd 10 1hc world of cr:ih
brewing.
Hop Jack Pale Ale
(Widmer Bros. Brewing
Comp.In)', Portland)
Ano1hcr grc:11 c,:implc of
a classic American :.tic is lhe
Hop Jack Pale Ale brewed b)'
Widmer Bros. As touted by
us tn311)' aclvc-rtiscmcnls
nt'ound lown this beer is clc
finccl by 11s sarong "hoppy"
ll:wor which ddivcrs a crisp
rull bodied bitter Oavor that
is sure to satisfy.
Send crny comment~. <1ucs•
tions, rt'.vkws, sugge,)cio1b, cmcl
rc1111<m IIJ fo1:1<111a@ld<1d:.c,l11
or t/<:w111@/dal'/1.r<l11.
We don't want to put up
any more posters! Come
to the#! 0/o@ story
meetings!
Modays at six o'clock.
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London students flood kitchen, try to
get into movie with Michael Caine
by Antonia Gledwoyn
A It·\\ week:, .1go Lwcn1y four
Lewis & Cl.1rk swckms, soon 10
he rcClWcrrng lrom acute JCl lag.
stepped oniu 8n11sh sc,il Dry
soil. In foti, 1hc skies have hccn
surprls111gly bcnc\/Oknt.
Our group lives in ccn1ral
London; we ocrnpy :i number or
nat~ in one bt11lchng dtrcc1ly
across from Chnrlc, Dickens'
house. The program lender, Pro•
lessor Dave Becka .. ,md his w1fo
hvc nearby. whlun a 1en#minutt.·
walk. Ano1her dose ne,ghhor is
1hc imposing Br111sh Museum,
whose imme~c collcttiun :rnd
free admission prov1dcs day, of
uccup-a1io11
One ol the first thing,., per•
son nolic<s, besides how 1,ri11sh
atcenb make otht'rwisc or<.hrml')
pe<>plc u11crly channmg, 1$ 1 he
ovcrwhcln11ng number ol other
1\merica11 studenLs mhabiting
the CU)', Swdcnts from Pacific
Lutheran Umversuy, Fland•
State Universuy, and elsewhere
seem to crowd every SU'C"Ct cor•
ncr: a nucrocosm of U.S. r~i:
<lcnLS exists w1tl11n tins vast en)',
Ultunatcly, 1h1s can be quuc vex-mg. 1 rc.,lizc 1hr irony 111 1h1s
5,cmimcn1-1hcy h,,\ll"1 ;,ftcr nll,
:1s much :1 nght w stucl)1 .1hro:ul
a~ 1.myunc-hu1 the fact 1h:u
much ot the 11mt we .1rc sur•
rounded b)' i\mcric:ms JltSt [eds
,11111!>~.
The COSI or h\111lg in London
,s obscrndy high, a, most ir:wd
hooks w,11 tell you. Emmi is a
costly com111od11y which hn, the
'' So far life here is a
curious mixture of the
glamorous and the
explicitly mundane. ____ ,,
po1c1111al lO become a financial
burden dc1cm11nc,I by 1hc clcp1h
of one's add1c11on Only one
place tha, I kn()w of vffcrs free
mrcrnel access. ,\ g1gantH. de ..
f'HOfOCOUflT(sY Of 1Hl-Wll
pnnmcm swrc on'Ncw Oxford
Street ca lied "Top Shop· con•
uuns tour co1npkml'ntnry1 con•
s1andy·<.·.ovc1ed computer Sta·
11ons Ill ,he ,mdcllc or O huge
room 1cem111g with 1rcndy
clothes and young. pcrfccliy
mamcure.cl cus10111crs. The de•
• 111;111d for free l"m;ul ac1..cs~. how
ever, grcall)' cx.ccd, the supply
Pars,mumous people like myself
musa S1.UHJ In hnc for wh:,1
nugl11 be mordmiuc ~moun1s or
l1mt-lim._. 1ha1 ts oftl:n in•
vcrscly propotuonal 10 1he mm•
pmc.r users' <li:tl'llC)1 1-1:wmg n.
nally a11a1ncd ., compu11:r. 1hosc
m lme bch111cJ you hover like
vultures survt}'ing the grouml.
More often 1hau no1. 1 he JOY of
email is cJilu1ccl by the 1c111pcra-
111cn1al machines' rrt<1ucn1
malfoncuunmg,s. Em:ul can I><.·
such ,, 1r:1sc
So for life here 1s a curious
rno:11.m.- uf 1hc ghm11.1wus ond
1hc exphc11ly t;,undanr. Re
cently hrigh1 lights and cameras
uccupml a ne:truy s1rcc1 [or 1hr
hlm1ng of., movie s1arnng
Michael Came (Unfor1una<CI)•
thC)' d1dn'1 need cx1ras. though
my room1m1u· K1rs1r11 nnd l tncd
to cmwmc..c diem Olhcrwi~cJ.
Mnny of us rcgul:trl) w;nch Fn-,, __
Back in our flats, on
the other hand, it
becomes necessary to
confront and resolve
the nitty gritty as·
pects of what our
program leader calls
"the English way," i.e.
problems involving
broken refrigerators,
broken toilets, flood·
ing showers.
'' glish ,u:tors I h:u wc n·cogmzr
from BBC prmluul,rns .111<1/ur
American fHms hriug ,1 thar~c•
tcr lll hfc on-swgc, ju ... 1 whhm
yards of our sc:us
Back m "'" Oats. 011 1 he 01 her
hand, h hccomcs ncccss~ry 10
conrn.)n1 anti rcs1..,lvc lhl" nlll)'
gnu) a~pcn.s of wh.u l)Ur ph)·
gram leader calls ··,he Enghsh
way,'' i.c problems involv111g
broken rcfngcr,11ors, broken lilt•
lets, noucling sh<1wcrs. Mier all
1hough. exci1cmc111.jo)•. and ad-V\.'IIIUrt J~ all rclauvc .. md m1•
nor problems hkc ,h..,· ta1hc-r
ln1mlnous rlolHI sirnnuon my
n,..,omnmlc nntl I cnt:ountercd
Cor a hnd period of ume our
k11rhcn wos the huilclmgs uni)'
sw1111111111g pool-pn1vu.lc- a
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8 Pioneer Log February 2, 2000 =--------=---==-===Arts
Counting Crows deliver
engaging and interesting
peformance at the Schnitz
by Cory Long
M,1kl11g up tor .1 Oct l 5 um
H'ft 1h:u \,.,,; rnn1.clkd tltu" to 1hc
b.unl\ ll!nc-,:1. lht.• Counlln)!.
Um,, pl.1>•cd llw Xlmu;::cr Au
d11011u111 Moml.w mgh1 1 ht S;111
rr.trH t~lO-h,bcd hand ,Ire lour
ing 111 promutt" lhctr third ..,,u
Jtu ,1lhutn I hh D,·,.·11 U/e I ht
trrm~ who ,Ht-' humvn lor tlu-ir
c111011un,,I 11, c pcrlnrnum:c.·,. dul
nut th~.,ppo1111 1lw ..,old-,)ul nu ..
d1cn1.:c. olkr 111g ., whit: ..,dc.'<.'llt ►n
,,f ,011g., limn ,tll 11m:c ~rndw
'' It is clear from the
diversity of these
new songs that the
Counting Crows are
wishing to expiriment
with textures and
styles.
'' alhum~ ,\drnn Dunt=, thl' b::\nd1
dh1n.;nu1l1 k.lCI ,1ngi:r and
~mgwt11cr 11.l(J d1t ;,ud1 .. ·ntc 1n
ihc p.1lm ,1r lw .. hand Imm the
111O111('nl ht· npt•nctl the :,hu"
,,111t 1hc Crn,,~· hrc,,kthruu~h
h1l Mr lone,"' unul lw w.dkcd
uH th1.: ,1.tgc ,lhl·r !)m~mg their
Joe90 play enjoyable
but forgettable pop
by Erin Haick
Jue 90 took the s1;1gc w,th
., pmHrcrnuon uflc,nhcr µams
nnd yelping "hers!". The
l1aml, wh1th upwcd [ur the
Counting Crows on Jauuary
31 ,tl 1hc Arlene Schn11zcr
Mall, pl:1ycd a sci vi midrange rllOiO coo11mv ~O'~l(N[TCO .. \
s1p_n:uurc do.scr • A Long Dc<.:c.m
hcr"
1 lw b'1nd plnyed fifteen songs
durmg d1cir lWO•hour ~t.·t. m
e.I uchng such ,oncen srnplc-s as
·•l{;un Kmg", "Anna Bcgms" ancl
"Omaha" -all from 1hc band's <ic
bm l<JI)} album Augu,r 111111 E"·
nyrh111g 1\frc·r Dum, verb:illy
tltlcrnl tlw :rn<.hent·c 1hc lnstor}'
ol "Renwer111g 1he Satdlnc,"
the llllc ,rack lrom ,he band',
~trond ~llbum bclorc he sang 11.
~·dong wn h sm:h 5:uclllli: sck1.:-
1101is :~ 1hc h,ud~h111mg .. Angels
ol 1h,· :,,knees" :111J 1he ballad
.. \\'alk;1w~vs· I hcsc sonp., wen:
-..prcacl thrn\tg_h~rnl 1hc sc,,
\,·h1Lh \\'.lS dcslp_ncd w ,:;howcasc
the n~w Slmgs I rom I Ju~ Dl')fl r
llJ(',
It 1s dear lr"m the <.hvcr!llt)'
or 1ht·sc new sonj!_s I h1H ,he
p1>wcr-pl•Jl, heavily influcntcd
h)' 1hc s11und uf their tourmatcs.
S111ger-gull"ns1 Chn< Seefried
played like n more earnest
D:imon Alb:irn, nnil the rest uf
lhc band seemed to 1clish their
1,me m the sputhght. Ah hough
1hcy pl:iycd music 1h:1t's all been
pla)'cd btforc, 1he performance
showed such energy, 1[ not 111110•
vauon, as 10 be interesting. The Countmg Crows arc "'1sl11ng to
cxp1nmcnl wllh u.;xturcs nn<l
,1rlcs. And <lespnc 1he clepanurc
lrum wha, has hrnught 1hcm
sun:<:~~ 1n the pa~t. 1hc cxpc·1i-
1'11('Jll works. The 5'l'lng~ r.mgl'
Imm 1he (anno)•mgl)•) catch)
~rng-,1long •nnglc .. llang,ln
At1>u11cl '-1hc s1>11g that brought
lhc c.nun: !>ch11112 10 us colli:t
lwt· kd-tu .. ~pct·clw~1y" ;i pmn~
ful lamt·n1 abmu thr de.sire 10
k:wc a c.lc~trul'llVc rcl:ltlunslup
fhc so11g w:,~m:ccn1ua1cd hy 1hc
hr1un1mg \Vurluzcr plnymg vi
Crow kcybo:,rder Charles
G1ll1ngham and, a, always
Durn.2's wrturc<l vocals :rnd pm~
gnam lyrics
O1hcr Pr:,rn I l(c ,racks the
band offered mdudcd "All My
Fnrnds :md lu"crs• and "High
Lire· 801 h ,,re examples ol
Duntz a, 111s lyncal bcs1. 7rulr •
g1r1ed s1ory1clkr he and 1he
brmd will contmuc tu be sucu:..-.,:;-
1 ul regardless 11I 1he musical
paths I he Crows may tnkc
Duruz.·s lvnc;al hc;mly tas1dc ,he
Coun11ng Cruws' appeal l,c~ m
1 hc,r s1rong. s1:,gc cltc11us1 r)· a11d
oh,•1t.1us <:nJnymt·111 ol p(;ly1 r,g
rhc band, nearly JO yc:us okl
p1uys wllh lhc ltLry and cmouon
ol c<.lnccI1 vc1crans Mondny at
du· Schnnz w:15 110 cxct:p11on
band showcased tnatcnal from
their firs, (and only) nlhmn,
Orc.nn This, and on several
occasions ;nvued various
members or the Counung
Crows onsh1ge 10 pcrlorm
wnh them. They spo11ightcd
their upcou1mg rncl10 smglc, a
fast numbtr with gucs1 c:am ..
cos from both Counting
Crows guiu1r1sls Uvs sunny Day Real Estate
IIIIIPw-r"
by Erin Haick
f"HOTO COlJ!lllf\\' co1.a.vco•1
!>unny Day Renl Es1;nc 1s
~omt:Lhmg ol a li.:gcnd 11''1 1hr
mchc•rm:k c1rdc Funned ir, 1hc
c:irly \l0s :md gomg 1hnr ,cpa•
rtllC W:\)'' :,her releasing ''"''
wcll-rcc1cvtd albums m chi: nm.l-
90s. ~Ul111)' O•)' gladdened'""")
when the)' rdornlf'<l lor a lll'W
album and tour. Thi< hve disc
Lnkcn lrom .1 slww m Eugene
l)R, clurm~ Lhc ln-.i rnur, cap•
rnres 111ccly 1hc 1mcsuy •md
cmm1on ol Su111w 0:t)' m con
ccn
The songs I hcmsc Ives. always
hllcd wnh ,w1rhng, rloa11nggm•
rnrs and scrcam-w-wluspcr vo~
cal't. rdusc to be 1H1dcd down m
• spcc1hc pl:icc; ~unny Day's
music muvts lrom :111 over the
cmo11onal landscape. "The
l'rophc1"' an<l 'T 'uh .. , c.:ommg
uni: alter the other. tonsp1rc 10
~unbui;h the lisu:ncr wnh Lr.t:cd
lorce. and 1he album closer
··l)ays Were Golden ircds 1hc
same w:ucr., wllh a shghll)• more
i:cndc step
\\'hilc 1h1s album draws
cvcnlr lrom Sunn) DJ)''S prc,•1•
ous three albums. some hsll'n•
crs 111,1, hr c.hs.1ppc.nmc<l hy I hl·
lack ol rar111cs or even h-s1clcs
(ountl on this live disc Also
CllllStp1cousl)' ab~('m IS 1·Scvrn"
1he fipcncr 10 ~unm· 11.w·s hrs,
!ull-lcng,h ,lbum DuJJJ' In :id•
dmon. the :ti bum I.Ilks the clear
bass :nul vocals of :m 1clc:1I con•
u•r1 c-xp1ncncc llo,,c"cr tins
hvc add111011 plays srnngly
1hroughout :md 1s a ~oud 1mro
ducuo11 and bes, possibly sub
surn1c tor :m :1c1u;"1I hvc show Pioneer Log_
RedUl}hU Indigo Swing
fN I0mlt ILlalNII
by Erin Haick
I "HOTO COlAITtSV Cl)t;OWCO',l
1 n<l1go Swing hlrtn.ct.l hdorc:
rhc IQ98 obssess111n w,th JII
1l11ng.r; swmg, Intl lit<') were om: ur the ,1ro11gcM hand~ in thut
11\U\'ClllClll \Vuh ., nfw Jlbum,
Re,! I 1gh1• 1hc h.111d «ound< .,,
~dl-;1-.,urcd :i.:. l'Vcr, pclh.:lll)
,,hie w ndc \J\U summer ucnd..,,
,HHI ... u ... k 10 1ht:1r mm,ic1I guu"i
l'ull uf ~hon. uphc.11, up111ms
th. son~ frc-,h from 1hc best ui
the Dcprc:.Sh)n Em lnd1gc1
5wmg rc1.ur-11.., wnh a thm.l ;1lbum
Ill l WO )'tJr~
Red L1gh1', 1hc rhird nlhnm
to11t1111.u; ... their 1r,Hl1twn ,,t
sharp, 1lght 1uncs ,:;1r.ugh1 i..,ut ol
Tin Pan /\IIC)' wn h song~ hke
"Love's Gonna Fmd You· They
Say I Must Ek Crn=y• .mtl I
Know Mr Ll\\'C l<; True"
"S1:1)'1ng Up Lne ""h Sonn(
mocks the "l)'pic:•al'" mu$1d.111 :l!t
,1 muoch uni}' l111t.:rcstl!d 1n
nwnc, from lw, I.ms. whill• ··An
tHha 1
D:\)' m l..1\ ~rtcp~ ,1lon~
lik<· Jll)' numb,·r ,,r 111hahll,ln11i
ul the city ol 11s 1nlc
Vnc.1hstj,,hnnv Boyd's Slcatlr
.ril'd!i emlmdlt'S 1hc sel[-assured
up-rcmpc, sound ol 1hc band .,s
"hole. "h1lc guu,,n..,t 1,,-..h
Workmau lmng:, clci;am llou1-
1~hcs to 1hc ,wccl h.,llad, \\'11-
ham Be,1lly's boog1c,woog,e 111-
;mu i..:omplcti:Ci lhi.: sound ,11ul
clr:iws C(~u.,I 111nu~nu: rn.nn New
Orie.ms 111 M11111w11 Thc hand
pl.t)'5> l,,nu1y .H.:ou,ut tnMru·
mcnt-., lcndmg dw1r sound .m
assun:<l, uld-l1111c gmtc m C\'t;r}'
11u1c Rcg.trdlcs, ul 1rend< ,h.11
mny come an,I go. lndigv <;wmg
arc here ICI Sl,1)' ,llHI 11lay.
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cur all 1111he a51>1rlng
poet~, svngwrllcrs :rnd
muSH.;1ans :11 Lewi:, &
Ua, k. ,here will he .,
g;ul1cring ol songwn1mg
expc.ncncc on ,~,mpus cm
l'clm<01y 10.Songwrlll:r,,
in 1hc Ro,ind, :rn mumn.tc I mus,c,I pcrfonn:mcc Cc-a•
I tunng some ul Pon land's
r111cs1 (1r1gmal smgl'r
~ongwrucrs, \\Ill be per
formed ,'1 th1.· l"laucau
'-IJrllng Hl 8 p. m
r;1vc .11.'.dinmcJ pt.:r ..
formrrs will c~1e.:h piny
COl1l(l0Slll011S inter•
..,p,•r,;ccl wrth pcrsoual Ill·
1crpret,HH111 .ind c.·:\plora•
110n ol lhc 111ucr pro•
tCS'il'!-1 ol the ~ongwr1ta
The t:u.:;1t1H· prorc~ will
ht· c1L•mp11~1r;ncd on l,lagc
through vurnl harmt>nH.!~
and chst:u)~1on \\1th tlw
aud1c11cc ul lh,:
songwnt111~ pmu.''"'· 1 lw :lrllSll, will exrla111 the ,nspim
l!Olb ;rnd mcaninJ,?.S behind thclr
music: as wdl :,5 cxphnning 1hc
s1u1gwnting prvt1_...,,,_uul hnw .,n
nm:uucr might pt•11 ,1 flfst 1.·p11,,.
T<1 Ul-atc thi.; mllsh .. d t·, c.nt,
5t)F \ h.is .111,111gcd lor ~Ullle
l .l.,rk ol l 7 Rl·.,son.., \Vh,, L1rn
~l1d1dl ut C.1rm111.1 f',rnnhn (.1
rct ~·ut l.Lw sthool gr3clu,llc). John Henry Bourke of The Tree
Frogs, Nancy Hess formerly wil h
Seven D>) Diar)', a11dJ.1111cs Low
F"Olo"cooiu$'1 roiA Ne~• ◄ff
10 pcrfonn 111 1hr Plnllt,1\l \11
;lre wJClcly ;1rclmmccJ lni....1\ .111
1s1s who rcprcscn1 ;1 wHk t,mgt
ol arusm <iylc, The) will he
Jomcd on ,t.1µ.t· wuh :,mlll.° ,•I
l.('\\1~ & <. 1.lrk'~ mosl 1,,knttd
un<lcrJ.!._rndu:uc mu..:.to.,n,
February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 9 .::...P=io==n=e=er=· L=o~g2..==---=--==---=====Arts==============
KLC's spring lineup of disc jockeys and shows
Monday:
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
Mornmg show with news. wctuhcr musK
12-2: Amy: Baby I Got Your Money
i hp 1 top musu.:1 nm1•gn11gsu.•n~h undt:rgrnurttl ~lS well 11~ matn~treant.
Ex,1111plcsMus Def K<>ol Kcuh 01<1 D1rl\' Bast.ml, i\rst>1>1s1S, :--l.11ur,1! [lcmcnts
and mm:h. murh more
2-4: Emily and Sara: What You Lookm' at?
Tw◊ lust DJs rcunucd ro bnng you .1 dchca1r mix ol rhy1h1ns ,md han1wmcs
aml please don't forg,·11hc bass. We mil ,akc 1hc umc Ill pcrk<I 1hc heat nm! we
s11II go1 love for tlu-strcclS.
4-6: Mark: Neuken in de Keuken
I , .. ·,II play muc:;1c.: 1ha1 1~ mu intl'rcstcJ 111 hounc.far1cs, or .ins hkc it or 11
mtl!rC"Sh:d In houndam.:.~ .uu.·mpL!> IO dcslm) thtm. Rcvolutton is key m the rnusk
and prose
8-10: Travis: NEWS!
News, Rock 11 Roll, Fun.
10-12: Rosalee· Raising the roof with Rosalee
Mosdy h1p-hop w11h some reggae and rock thrcm n m. ,\ grcnl mlX ;md ~1
w1dc vanct)' ol ::i.rusIs.
Tuesday:
2-4: Insert Coin
Elcc1ronac: music in all 11s glorious forms. Rang.mg fron1 ll'IUSH. mos1 people
would hale (like no1sy experimental so.di) lO music anyom.: cJn l<W(' (like :nnb1•
cnt). Also lcawnng a healthy close ol htp-hop LISTEN!
4-6: mrtn wlsn: Letch
Leich. Hosicd by "')'SI crious beings from I he forbidden zone.
6-8: Emily and Quinn:
8-10: Martina
10-12: Jon: The Communist Party
The mosl fucked up pany in 1hc world, We will ftll your cars ""'h 11hh)•
ini<rvtrws <>[ 1hc school's 1'\0SI 11,11vnous druggies and ruck ups while playing
beats u[ trance, 1cchno, :mcl hip-hop Our job is to fock you up. Just lis1<·n
Wednesday: .,.
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
t-.1lommg show with IH'WS, went her, music,
2-4 John: Reggae in the Country
Im plnying Reggae r1ml Haw-:.1iian music ull you cnn1 srnncls u no more
4-6: Ian: Untitled
More lunk from my left pmk)' 10c, 1h:111 you will ever know: a good tlosc or
hip-hop, "lunk," and reggae
6-8 Jeannine: Degenerations
Pop and Punk from the 61s til now. Antl soul, Dude.
8-10: Cool Papa T and DJ Dmitri: COME N GIT IT!
Cool Papa T Jams 111s sole pole clown your carholc while DJ Dnntn Gontlcz
wrc...~tlcs \vtlh his manhood
10-12 Katy and Emilia: Argyle Bliss
A sc1111illa11ng cesspool of mellow IUllCS, 11111quc anisis, 80s an<l 90s nurr, and
1 he occaswna I song 1 hm makes you wanna buM i:1 move
12-2: Erin: The Crier Pro;ect
Punk, Emo, Metal and Poc1ry. Music w/ a message and cvcry1hing in bc
lW(•tn
Thursday:
12-2 Amy:
2-4 Chris: The Chedda Hours
Two cheesy hours (II cltctrom,· beeps & pops & fizzes Plus some 1cary eyed
111d1-pop, OK? YO!
10-12 Aya; Makunouchi
Ju~1 some ranc.Jom musk wlth a whole IOl of, .. 1 don'1 get what )'Ou'rc ~ayingr
L;angongc hnrnc.r 1s no prohlcm, l'unc an.
10 Pioneer Log February 4, 2000 4-6: Nicole: Happy Polar Bear
[dccl1L mix o( mu.,c.Ic lrom .1 modern wann~,bc who lavo~ 111u1<11l ,,I the nlllmcnt.
$pcc.·1fu.:-:illy 1he md1c mul nhcrn!l S<.'Cl117, Yl't orc.1~1on:1lly umcwarp:; h.> 1hc HOs .im.1 cvCII
c.:1rlh~1 m order 10 tunher d1vcrs1f>, her soLmd.
6-8 The James Christie Show
A r-acho shO\\ h,1-.tcd t,y "l'unnymnn 'Jnncs Chnsu. dcvot.:<l tu unncc.ly .uul <.p1.1kL'lt
wore! Cds
8-10: Dusty: 01 Man Withers Radio Programme
fvcry,hmg The must luck mg t'.dcLtic slMw ever. Usual Ir d1cmc oriented
10-12: Jarratt:
12·2 Will: Fundacular, Fabtabulous, Trip Trap Dabulous adventures of
Baron Von Will
Lo-I1. I li•h. No-h. comury to elccuonic, folk 10 f\\l'k, I got 11 c.ov,·rrd 111 ,\\·fl hoursol
drunken r:unbhng Corne on Bab)', 1c1 me be your Ba1\V1
Friday:
8-9 AM: The Bill and Boris Show
Mnrning ,;how wuh nc\vw:;, wc.·Hhcr musi<-
4-6: Nicole: Its not soda, its pop.
Buhblc gum pop. power pop. md1c popnux ;_incl m:nch your own six p:1ck!
6-8: Mamom: Rockers Showcase.
Regg:1c•roots, d:tm:chall, duh, 1ovcrs rock-cvcryth1ng, lt1 turt your rcgg;1cmyll111i NO
311 or Sublime her< ,mc1ly CULTURE!
8-10: Steven: Magic Theater.
Tnatb and lknuy, For matlmcn unly.
Saturday:
12-2: Rusty and Nick: Slow DigesUon
fag1cam c.omc<l) program on )10Ur fM Dini
Sunday:
10-12 Matt: Probably Talk and Music
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A11/Qmotive Serviee, In,. Pioneer log ===Sports
Conference leading Pioneers extend win streak
by Dusty Holden
• I h1· h" rdrr yo,, work, the
luck1er y,111 i:e1.·
Snsn)'S lloh G:ilii:ml ,o>< h "'
llu: I.A!WI~ & Cl.uk 11u..-n'::. ha"kCl•
h,111 tc:im. Ami who t:~\11 argue
wnh the t;ond, ol a ll·nm cur
rcndy ncJing ;rn I I-game win
nmgslrl':lk and sil11ng high atop
1hc Non hwcs1 Confctcncc
s1amJ111gs
Galhrml has his players work
mg CXlrcmcly hard on lhc mcl1-
vt<lua) SI rengths and wt•:1 knc..,i;~cs
he nnd his ns.sist:lnts have helped
them pmpoinl. Thats his juh, lu,
u1sing on c..·ardull)' comb1mng
the d1llcring pcr,,on"lllics n11tJ
spcc1nh:.ccl tolc111s of his pln)'trs.
"'I try to maxunizc the potcn•
1ial of my pbycrs hy making the
111os1 cffic1cn1 lL<e of 1hcirskills,"
Galliard s:1ys. E,1rni11g nrtd keep
Ing I he respect o! his players,
:1long wilh !loCrving as a conswnl
source of 111sp1ra11011, .nc olhc-r
b.1sic clc1ni:111~ ol his co~,ching
rolc:
Senior Tocld Mcyc·rding 1s one
of the 111:.my who h:wc 11cmnshcd
In h1s Sl'lOtHJ Sl'll'SOl1 nndc1
G:illlarcl. ·1 needed n ,ys1c111
when.· l lt.,d sou1c f1..:cdom 1tnd
J tu11d1 who gave me conrult'no:
10 tlo whn1 I undo," Mcycrclmi:
S,l)'~-Co:u.;h GaJhard h.,-. ~wi:n
me 1h,11 •
Ml'ycrdtng t·urrcntly le.HJ"-the
lcagm.· 111 hchl g0.1l prru:rn::ige
(58 9 pcr.·cn1), averai:ing l4 2 PHOTO(oullnw PA.HUCK ~tEWAAT
Coach Galliard has guided
the team on an eleven
game winning streak.
poin1s. per game.
Galli:ird admires Mcyerding's
hustle and hnrd work. ·1 love
ToddMeyerdmg. He's I he
cpnomr ol wh:.11 ruhlctics is all
,ihoUl Me's nn intense compcti-
11vc player and docsn'I know
anyll11,1g btn 100 percent"
Mcycn.Jing's atutudc rilont.:
make h1111 a 1ruc leader a~ t.:O·
<.:api.ml rh: S-:l.)1$ he expctts IU
m.1kc cvay shot duu he puts up
't ht1t son ul co111idencc 1s l'.Ol1-
L.lg.1ous and c."Spl.:nally 1mporta111
when 1lungs aren't gmng well
Ano1 her senior <.:u·C:tptatn,
Troy ijurrow!>, !>lic5scs 1hc im
ponancc ol cnJoying the ~amc. noting there,~ no point tO play•
rng unless vou :uc lrn.vmF, lun.
''l d1m't worry !>O much :1bolll
~coring," Burr()ws says ,.,_The
teau, playmg wcll 1~ Ul)' concern
tmd cver)'Onc. hcncli1s when that
is hnppcnmg."
01hcr success slOncs 1l11ssca•
son mcluclc !>Ophomorc Scou
D,wb 1hc league leader m scor
ing :i1 19.2 points per l\amc.
D:w1s earned a lirst .. tcam confer ..
cncc Sl' lcc.uon las1 sen son as a
lrcshman and h:,s conunurd w
pos1 big numbers m several sL:l·
nsuc~1I c-au:goncs.
Jeff Auxier has also connnu,·<l
10 improve :md mnkc consider•
able comr1bu11ons in h,s second
season at LC. A ux1cr IS a con•
stant thrfat £rom the pcnmcu:r
m ., Lhrcc-gua.rd srnrtmg rot:t
iion.
Ukc others on the 1c~1111,
A11X1er talks al>out Galliard m
sim1l11rly pl>s1t1vc tcnns."'Vle
have a good coach and n01 wha1
you'd call a d1sc1plin::anan, .. he
says. "He has h,s ways or 111011-
,,-;nmp. you, tmd he leis you know
when he gets marl He rcspec1s
)'OU asan md1vulu.1I so you want
to play hard !or h1111 "
Freshman center Colin
Onarcl has added a new and
somewhat cliffcrcm presence lO
1hc LC locker room Yo110111 hncl
hm, D<'lorc a p..unc, s1ng1ngnloud
wuh headphones 111 plate, sip•
pmg not G:horadc or Power A1cl,
Dance of determination
by Dusty Holden
I l;wc }'OU ever seen th:'11 huge,
overp:11d guy drcs,rd 111 1nirplc
and gold hopp111g 11nH.md m a
lmddlc vi un11y wnh 111, Laker.;
1c.rnun;ui:-s J\lSl bdun: garne
umc? To me, a1 leas,, Shaq and
hl~ nnnbling. volc:rnH; mass or '' We need to learn not
to play down to our
opponents. We've
been able to be
compete with the
tougher teams in the
league so far.
Vicki Channel
Assistant coach
'' 1mmnnity :1lways seems ti l11dc
nchculous.
But 1hcn I learned and ln1cr
observed that the women's \lor
si1y basketball team at Lcwi.s &
Clark participates ma very si mi
lnr dance just prlor 10 1hcir
gnmcs. In their case, possibly
because 1hcy'rc not making mil
lions of tlollars, the dance seems
nOI ridiculous but r:uhcr muquc
and mtcrrsting.
The LC dance is su1>puscclly
led hy "soul lrnin" freshmm
po,ni guml Courtney Spcllacr
The ritual or1g111,tcd niter a
tough loss in their scuson
opener. Team members c.h:d<lc<l
the dance was .1 g,H)cl W::t)' to ex•
press their dcu:rmina11on au<l
un11y. It ~ccmc<l to work, since
the P1011ccr-. c:rushcd :.1 fom1i-
dnhlc opponclll ,n 1hcir next
g.unt jE
P1-1010 COU'il'UV' PAtlOC.IC STt\..,.AAt
Senior captain Gwen Forrest
has been a source of
leadership.
Unlike the clnncing Lakers,
the LC women ore not vying for
a ch:impion,hip Dcspuc havmg
posted more losses than v1cLo
ries, they nrc h:wing a loL c,r fon
and making:, lol of progress as
a rclativ~ly young team. Assis
tant coach Vicki Channel likens
the season lhus for 10 • roller•
C(>USH:r ride with mnny nashcs
ofbrillinnce.
The ups ancl especially the
duwns arc undcrsiandablc. given
the team's youth and incxpcri
cn,;c. The Pios have stme<l three
freshman since lhc very bcgin
n111g t>I the season, and all three
have provrn to be osscts.
Provuling leadership and deter•
mma1ion [rum the 1>01111, Spclh,cy
has been \'t'r)1 impressive in some
AU111CS, dishmg, ou1 assislS ltft am]
ngh1
~1x-lL>Ol forw:.1rd fh: Gildner hns been :, force 111~1dc. ~\\'erng-
111g • double-double m poml,
and n:bouncls per game Ci1clncr
1s currcndy on 1hc sidelines,
however, sull rccovcnng rrom ;1
pullecl c:ilr muscle.
The ,Imel freshman, Katie
UpJoltn, ,s a sc,mng 1hrca1 !rom
1hc pcnmctcr, n shootn who
started I he season wu h n bang,
connect mg on S<'vcrnl ~ho1s rrom
,he J-po1111 arc
Foriunaicly for the young
Pmnccrs, 1hc team u1 ~nchorccl
by one older, more cxptnencccl
player Thai would be Gwen
forrcs1., he lone senior :md cap~
iain. Channel describes Porrc,,l
as the .. sp1ruunl, cmot1011::i1. way
huge and nll-every1 lung leader of
the 1cam'"
As the season hns the home
stretch. Channel and the rcs1 of
1he coadnngstall hope 1hC\1 this
season's lcarnmg prvccss wi11
lead to more cons1su;ncy.
"We need 10 learn nol 10 play
down 10 our opponents," Chan
nel said. ·We've been able 10
comp('tc w11h the tougher teams
m the league so far."
Ra1hcrihan call 1h1>seascm a
rebuilding year, Channel ex•
presses grc:uer optimism. "\'vc'vc
got three games com mg up ,h:it
we could wm. whkh would pul
us nglu in the nmldle ol the con•
lercnce s1and111gs." she said.
An aggressive m1 ndsct and
cmp11as1s on cxc:cu11on .,n· I he
kcrs 10 fm,shmg the season on
"strong note, Channel said.
Gc1ting Gildner nnd her Ln•
side game ba.ck on the noor also
would help a great deal LC's pre·
game dance of unuy JUSI 1sn, the
same w11hom hc:-r. PHOtO COUftllsY PATR!Clt snwNO
Senior co-captains Troy
Burrows & Todd Meyerding
but Gmseng Tea Maybe n's 1hai
tea that allows h11n 10 cmu1cc1
lrom downtown, s1andmg Oru
foo1ed several steps behmd the
3-poinl !me. More 11npona111ly,
it's been his ms1dc scormg ,md
work on the board~ 1h:11 ha..c.
helped crea1e ou1s1clc shots lor
Ins lcammmcs
As n ,cam ol talented indi·
viduals. ,he Pioneers have al
ready exceeded prescason cx
pcc1auons. and 1 hey rem am fo.
cused on 1he 1nsk :it hand.
Galhard ,s a happy coach a,
1lns potnt. but he wnrns ag~11nst
;l letdown ,trler the big Wll'I over
Lmhcld l:is1 '.>a1urday. "All ol our
upcom1nggnn1cs:1rc 1mporcanl WeJusl t,111·1 afford 10 lm,c m this
vcr)' cmnpcllll\'L' k,lgu..:
Conunuccl mental lotus•~ Liu:
key ii 1hc Pioneers want to nrnkt
the 1110>1 or all the h.utl '""~ lhci
ha"c 1n,cs1e<l so l.ir, Gnlli:ird
:,ay:,, .. \Ve need to 1n:1xm11zc liu.•
clfon u1u1 mcnt.:.11 nspccts ol thl·
game 11 WC. \\',llll '° meet OUI C)\
pccl:ll I On!'. ...
Al lca>t for nuw, 11's all good ,,_
The harder you work,
the luckier you'll get.
Bob Galliard
Head coach ''
!or the Pioneers. The rosier IS h1-
tcn.:d ,vu h talent. wh1ch allows
Galli:ird the luxury or subbmg
fi vc SClS or fresh legs 31 I ll11CS.
And, :lS Burrows points <HU,
""'c'rc pcakmg n1 lht: righ1 mnc
:mcl co111mumg t(l unprovr w11h
every g:mu.:.'"
1 low I he rest of 1 he: season
unfold,, nnd how long I he ""n
streak continues, remain!> w he
:,ccn For now, 1 he Pioneer~ .ire
turmng to team chtmi~1ry mu.I
workmg ever so l1.1rd /\ nd when
It come~ to manulncninng your
own luck. their nppro:tch m:1kcs
a Im more sense 1h;m jnsl t:ro~~·
..;ng then hngcn,.
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February 4, 2000 Pioneer Log 11 publick occurrences
The Great Ameflcan Film
Fnc/cr_v Montld) Poetry Reading by Prim11s Series presents Twelve Obo Addy Led11re
Feb, uc1ry 4 Feb, 11my 7 St. John at 7:30 pm in the Angry Men at 10:00 pm Demonstration al 7:00
Manor House. in Miller 105. pm in the Co11ncil
Teach for America Chamber.
Throckmorton Memorial lnforma tion The Great American Film Lect11re: Ramon Gutierrez Session from 6:00 to 7:30 The Great Ameftcan Film
Series presents Easy Rider presents •· Beyond Black pm ,n Thayer 1 and 2. Saturclay Series presents Now,
at 10:00 pm in Miller and White: New Models Fchnwr; 12 Voyager al 10:00 pm in
105. for Understanding Race m Dear Nora, Kissing Book, Miller 105.
the United States" at and Sara Dougher
Saturday 3:15 pm in the Council perform al 8:00 pm in the
February 5 Chamber. Rusty Nail. SOFA Cinemas present \Vcclnesclay
Happiness at 7:30 and
Tuesday Bill Rottschaefer presents: 10:00 pm in the Council Feb, 1w1y 16
Saturday In Service: Februmy 8 "Uniting Feminist and Chamber.
Friends of Trees at Oaks Scientific Epistemology:
Bottom Wildlife Refuge Free University Fair at Doing the Impossible?" Annual Spring Lip Sync "Finding Spirit11alily in a
from 8:30 am to 12:30 4:00 pm in the Counc,I from 3:30 to 5:00 pm In Drag Show at 8:00 pm in Secular World" at 7:00
pm. Chamber. Miller 319. Stamm. pm in the main lounge of
Copeland.
Casino Night at 8:00 pm Women's basketball vs. Thursday Sunday
in Fields Dining Room. George Fox University at Arts Alive! presents a
6:00 pm in Pamplin Feb, uw y 10 Febr11a1y 13 slide lecture by artist Sue
Sunday Sports Center. Persian Music Workshop Coe at 7: 30 pm in the
Sunday Chapel Series Council Chamber.
Fcln11a,y 6 Men's basketball vs. at 2:00 pm in the Concert: Jazz by Elements
George Fox University at Auditorium of Evans f,itlay
Music Building. with Gernot Blume on
8:00 pm in Pamplin piano, Julie Spencer on Fein iw,y 18
Potluck in the Park. Meet Sports Center. SOFA Showcase: marimba, and John Gross
at the information desk at The Great American Film Songwriters in the Round on saxophone and flute
2:15 pm. at 8:00 pm in the at 2:00 pm in the Agnes Student Recital at 8:00
Series presents Network Flanagan Chapel. pm In Evans Auditorium.
at 10:00 pm in M/1/er Platteau Student Art
SOFA Cinemas present 105. Center. Full Moon Drum C,rc/e at
Cry Freedom at 3:00 pm 1i1esday
in the Co11ncil Chamber. \.Veclnesclay F, itlay 10:00 pm in the Agnes
Feb, umy 15 Flanagan Chapel.
Gospel choirs from the February 9 Febn,m}' 11 The Great American Film
Portland area celebrate Internship Resources
Black History Month at SAAB Tutors Orientation Women's basketball vs. Workshop at 3:30 pm in Series presents Sunset
6:00 pm in the Agnes Pacific University. 6:00 the Gray Meeting Room. Boulevard at 10:00 pm in
Flanagan Chapel:-at 4:00 pm in Thayer 3. pm in Pamplin. Miller 105.
12 Pioneer Log February 2, 2000