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LcW1s & Clark College's !-lt1cknt-n1n newspaper
Volume 63, Number 2 Friday, September 2 5, 1998 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog
ASLC supports alternative parking plan
by Andrew Zahler
The ASLC studcn1 council
voted unnnimously un Monday
10 rcJce1 1he parkmg proposal
pui forwnrd by Lewis & Clark
President Michael Mooney this
mom h, nncl 111s1ead urged 1hc
College 10 ndop1 1 he plan b,d
ou1 by 1hc Transpona11011 Adv,.
sory Grou1> (TAG) las, spnn~.
The decision closely paralleled
the Northwestern School of L,w
of l.,•wis and Cl.1rk College Stu•
dent B:ir Associa11on's (SBA)
rcso1uuon carhcr this mon1h 1u
suppon the same plan, ll\'C Council's plan," \\11.xson
s:;uct
Wixson cl1cd 1he TAG plan's
fee s1nLcmrc, carpool mcenuve~
and neighborhood shuulc pro•
pos"I ns ccmr>l 10 the council:.
support
The Silt\ passed • s11nolar
rcsolmion earhcr 1hi.s month .,f
,er MooneyS Scpl 4 mcnl0 10 lhc
LC conununily. In a Sept. H let·
tcr 10 Mooney, the SBA sided
w11h the TAG proposal based on
1hc same 1hrce po1n1s cited by
Wixson. The lcucr concludes:
"\Ve :1pprcciatc 1hc CX;"1mina11on
or iransponauon solu1lons by
,vcryonc mvolvcd, and sirongly
cncuu r:igc 1 ha1 1he college arlop1
and 1mplcmc111 the TAG pro•
posal. •
PHOTO 8YOIAN£ MCl<.lSON MENOMLIM Aecorclmg Lo ASLC Prcsidcn1
Ge-nc Wixsun, 1hc council
passed an official rcsolu1io11 for
Wixson 10 drnr, a lcucr 10 1hc
adnm11s1m11011. The lcucr, sub
Jcc1 10 council approval, will
commend the admims1ra11on•s
clfons 10 solve 1hc park mg prob
lem bm ttlLimatcly s11ppon 1hc
TAG proposal. •we don·1 feel
1ha1 TAG Is perfect but we feel
thal il's heller 1han 1he Exccu-Wixson expcc1s adch11onal
groups In the LC commun11y 10
follow sun, "\Ve'rc anticip:lting
law school facuhy, umlcrgmdu
atc facuhy and support staff 10
come Olll with .simih,r resolu
uon, supporimg 1hc TAG rcc
ommcndmion.• Parking spaces at Lewis & Clark College are scarce during lhe day, as lots overflow with
student and faculty automobiles. ....
Oronto Douglas shares views with LC students
by Andrew Hudak --------
Oron10 Douglas spoke ,1 1hc
I.aw School on Friday, Sep, 19
~bou1 Nigeria's past and prcscni.
His dcscrip1ion of 1hc long lis1 of
oppression and abuses, cnviron
memal and human ngh1s, Cl'C:1ted
a sad plCLUre. IL remmdccl ~vcry
onc m 1hc auchcncc ol their place
m the world and in history. damage be swppcc.l. Douglos re
marlml that •so manv of 1is had 10
sleep in Jail for speaking 0111."
Dougla<' cle1a1led account of
Ntgerin's hmory ol suhjugauon be·
gan with 1hc Europe1t11 coloniza
uon and extraction or palm oil
1hrough ,he Royal Niger Co 100
ycnrs :,go, Then, as 1s happenmg
oghl now, the oc<:uptmonnl group
did no1 share 1he wealth produced rrom the North :incl were not con
nec1ed w11h the groups they
guarded in 1hc South
Throughou1 the day, Douglas
S1rcsscd 1hc slnnlonty be1wetn the
historical shuatfon and current is
sues wl1hm Nigeria. While
his1orically1he resource was palm
oil, today. crude oil runs 1he coun•
1ry . It makes up 90% of Nigeria's
exports However, litclc of this
wealth has made i1
10 1hc communities
who live on 1h01
land. Not only was
1hcre llulc comptn·
sa1lon, but Douglas
iold uf rivers pol
lu1ed and forests cut
down 10 a !low I he
oil companies, in•
cludmg Shell,
Chevron, and Mo
bile, to extroct 1his
valuable resou rec. Ile con11cc1cd the
prtsen1 s1atus of the
people living in the
Niger Dcha 10 1heir
rolomal12al1on, bemg
"li<.xnl" with 01hcr na-
11011s uf people mto .,
smgle counlr)' whh
few common custom:,
or laws Tim concli,
1 ion mmslalcd mlo the
cl1c1a1orsh1p rulrng
over N1gen:1 The cur•
rent power s1ruuurc
h:IS prevented any and
all conversation be
tween tradnional na ..
tions in Nigcri:l nnd Oronto Douglas, right, with Daphne Wysham from the
Institute for Policy Studies in Washington, D.C. These prncuccs
arc m ducct v1oln-
1ion of the cuhural
the crca1ion or an inclusive process
of law Accompanied by the nco
colonialmn or muhinauonal corpo
rations, Douglas tells or curren1 op•
prcsslon from bo1h within and with•
OUL
Douglas served on Ken Saro•
Wiwa's cldcnsc 1c:tm m 1hc N1ge4
ria11 knngaroo court wh1ch sen•
1enccd him 10 dea1h. The m1crnn-
1ional community recognized 1he
falseness of 1he charges levied
against h11n. Hts only crime was
s~1nding up to Abacha'sdic1a1orsh1p
and 1he ml companies. He de
manded 1ha1 the cnvironmenial from this resource with 1he indig•
1:nous peoples. Their mode of pro·
test was 10 destroy 1hc physical "in
.st ru ments or suppression," ex•
plained Douglas. These demands
for a shore of this wcahh wen: me,
by soldiers wn h guns.
The siructure left by "the 1h111k
crs and planners or colonrnlJSm"
threw separate nattons into a single
s1a1c. Douglas emphasized thts
point 1hroughou1 his 1alk. When
asked lfhe had co11fromed the sol•
die rs who arc used to oppress their
own people, Mr. Douglas re•
spondcd 1ha1 1hcse soldiers came laws of the nrca,
Douglas described the Ogonls and
others In 1he Niger Ocha region as
part of nawrc.. He staled 1ha1 "we
are not above nature• :1nd lh:u "we
did no, crc,nc or m,•cn1 1hdores1.•
11 was this view or 1he world •nd
1he dcslr\lction around them 1hat
motivates I he demand 1ha1 I he oil
companies clcun up their mess.
At tins pom1, Douglas connected
the audience to this snunt ion ;md
explained wha11hcycould do to 1111•
pae1 a change. I-le compared
Nigerin'ssiumtion toapar1heid, hm
noted ll is much worse than Apart
heid. He appealed forihc audience to pressure our govern•
mcnis and the compamcs to
change 1heir prac11ccs. •If
\YC :ire ~ncnt here WC arc
conspiring for this situation
to cominuc." Douglas said,
Ac1ivi1ics like boyco11s
worked lo embarrass com•
panics like Shell and how
l he power 10 influence
change in 1heir prac1iccs.
The 1alk concluded wi1h
questions to Douglas and a
rcnunder of the World Banks ,ole mall of 1lus. A
rcprcscnta11,•c or thl· lnsu
lLIIC [or Pohcy 51ud1es iold
1hccrowd 1ha11hc1nax clol,
lars arc 10 be used for fossil
luel development. These
proJeNs would then send
enormou~ amounts of CO2
m10 1he a1mosphcre, push•
ing global wam1ing fanhcr
up the 1hcrmo111c1cr. This
c:ondusion rcmfon'cd Dou
glas· mc.ssage 1ha1 «.lUr hvc.~
and rmurcs arc connected
Tryon exposure
By Angela Nusom
Several rcceni inci
dents mvolving n young
man cxposmg himself 10
women along the irails in
Tryon Creek have n11sed
concern within tJ,e stu
den, body and among
safely officials.
The four lnc:idc.n1s
have: nil occ:uncd in 1 he
mid-a[1crnoon, with 1he
exception of the mosL re•
cen1 display, on Wednes
day morning. All have
occurred 1n Lhe same.
area. near the Nature
Cen1er, and involved a
young man with the
same physical descrip•
tlon-asix foot t.'\11 white
male with dark hair. The
mosl recenl dcscrip1ion
indicated he was wearing je.,ns and a 1-shir1.
Though Campus
S:lfoty has seen no indi
auion of lhc occurrc.nc.:e.s
cscalaung, Campus
Sa[ety Director Bill
Curtin w:1ms people, and
young women m particu
lar, to make sofe choices
nboUI cxcrc:is'mg In Tryon
Creek. "Research lndl•
ca1es that a lot of these
0ashers have 1umcd into
sexual pre.d3tors," said
Curlln.
In 1he pasl, Campti$
Safety auemptcd 10 enlis1
assistance with snfe1y in
Lhc Tryon area by dis
cussing the possible
implementation or a
horse panol. Though
Curtin cannot say
see Tryon, page 2
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 1 =Pi=on=ee=·r=Lo::2:g======·News=========
What is Free University?
by Kate Pham
Interested in teaching dance
10 your fellow students? Whal
about sraning a discussion group
on hnmoscxuality? Or assembling
a group of studems 10 prac11ce
dl':lwmg wgc1 her? Or knmingr Or
auto mecha111cs? A1 J!rcc Univcr•
s11y. all these 1h111gs can happen,
and more.
Bui wall. Dun~ pack your bags
10 transfer free Universh)• will be
right here al Lewis & Clark. Starl•
ing 1his spring semester, Free U.
will serve as a son of ahernativ~
sehool-wi1 hin-a-school where stu
denlS, teachers, s1aff, and alumni
can explore various topics, issues,
anti activities cogcthcr without
grades or credits and at little or
no cost.
Anyone-whether• firs, year
s1uden1 or long-1enurcd profes
sor-can teach a class or lead a
discussion drclc. ;\nd anyone, in
dudmg teachers and alumni. can
join a cl:'1.SS. This semester, 1 he
free Umversi1y Uoard issohming
proposals from anyone who
Tryon thinks 1ha1 he or she would like
10 lead a group 10 explore a topic.
By 1hc end or Oc1obcr, 1hc lis1
of classes should be sc1, and the
sl\ldenls will begin planning for
1he classes of spring semester.
A 101 or people 1alk abou1 the
lack llf a sense or communily. for
mony s1Uckn1s, LC is a place IO
go 10 clas.s and not much more.
But it can be so mud1 more.. In
his opening convocation speech,
Professor Schoeneman praised the unique leammg and living en
vironment o[ Lewis & Clark and
talked ,bout 1he idea of 1eachcrs
ns SlUdcnLS and slUde.nls as teach
ers. Free University is one oppor
lunily for this idea 10 wrn into
reality.
for mOl't i11fomwtion, e-maif
activi1y@lclarl1.edu or stop by
i/1e Sr11dc11r Aclfvlries Ojfirc 10
p,cl, up a course 11roposal t1ppl1-
rario11 (due Ocr. 30).
Friends and family mourn
loss of Jordana Hornick
continued from front page by Angela Nusom
whether 1hls will be again considered a
possibility, he pl,ins on discussing h wuh
1 he Ponl.md Pohce Bu re;iu
Curun•s :1Cl\11cc to anyone who migh,
tome upon a shmhtt snu.umn 1s hl "make
a big ruckus.• "Some just l:tugl1.· he said,
"and 1he perpetrator 1akcs 1hn1 response
chc wroug way."' The mcrcase in the num
ber ,,f occurrences b1cly hllS pfoplc con
ccmed, and Cu run asks 1ha1 people no,
und('rts11ma1c the danger or these in•
stances. • rhcsc people can be prcdniory
and dangerous.• he said. A memorial in rcmembr.mcc of Lc,vis & Clark
s1udcn1 Jorda no Hornick will take place near 1he
rcnccung pool on Thursday, Oc1. I a, 3:30 pm.
Jordana dtccl or ::i drut overdose on AuR 9 and
hc.1 humly had a personal mcmor1;1I lor her on
1hcll1h.
The park mamger, L.1rsen Loring, also
sircsscd the importance of personal
sale1y. but mentioned 1ha1 reporting in
c1den1s was I he key. "The st udcms can
help us too." he said ... \Vc'rc cncourag•
ing anyone to report 10 the park. We re
ally wa111 h to be SIOppcd, too.• Born on March 13. 1977 in 5.11cm. Orc .. Jorclana
moved w Portland wilh her family. She a11cndcd
Lincoln Migh School and was a Nauoml Menl
Scholar wumcr. Main1ainmg her early academic
success.Jordana was going mto her junior year 3t
LC, a psychology major with an i111crcs1 in gen
der studies. She was also ac1ive in 1hc Unhcd
Sexuall1ies group on campus. Mark Duntley. Dean
of I he Chapel said, "She was a very virnl and amaz
ing person in a lot of respects."
Her friends and Du111 Icy arc exploring ideas
for 1hc crea1ion of a las1ing memorial to Jordana
by way of providing cx1ra suppon 10 siudems who
may has•e struggled with similar issues.
OSPIRG Space
OSPIRG has been wi1hou1 an
orfice since 1he summer, when
1hc Events Coordinator moved
into their former office in
Tem ple1on S1 udcm Ccmer. The
Barnes & Noble office was va
caicd as of Scp1embcr 21 and
P11blica11ons will be looking 11
over to sec 11 fi1s ,heir needs. If
the office becomcsovailablc, 1he
OSPIRG rcprcscma1ivc prcscn1
at Monday's meeting confirmed
1hn1 1hey do want it.
LC Olympics
Siuden1 Rose Hya11 anended
the meeting 10 reques1 money to
fund the annual LC Olympics.
The total cos, o[ 1he proposal
came to S 1840.40, The money
would come from the General
Alloca1ions
Board (GAB), bu1 since GAB is 1101 entirely Conned yc1 1his
)'car, ASLC agreed 10 act as GAB
for 1he purpose of making a de
cision on 1his proposal. Discus
sion began regarding the issue.
and 1he proposal was 1abled un-
1il the end of the mecling when
Exccu11veSession (for GAB) was
held. During Exccmivc Session,
S 1440 was approved 10 fund the
Ol)•mpics. ISLC Representative
and Student Reprcscn1a1ivc
Brenda Dorrance could no, vote
as 1hC)' arc involved In 1hcOlym•
pies in some way.
Parking Update
ASLC discussed the possible
endorsement of the proposal by
1he Transponaiion Advisory
Group (TAG). (Sec anicle "Col
lege proposes parking fees," 9/
18/98) VP of SAAB Erin Bailey
proposed a recommendation to
2 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 TAG 10 expand 1he existing
shu11 le services by exlending the
routes 10 1hesurrounding neigh
borhoods. Thai being heard,
S1udem Rcprescn1a1ive Eli Mad
rone mo1ioned that ASLC Presi
dcm Gene Wixson write a leucr
in support of the TAG proposal,
along wi1h 1he shuulc-scrvice
recommendation and crcdil
given IO 1hc Exccu1ive Council.
VP of S1uden1 Groups Amy
Arns1ein seconded. and the mo-
1lon passed unanimously.
Crew Money
Crew has bcct'>me varsily this
year, and 1hereforc, 1herc is a
SI 1,000 surplus in the club
sports fund. Crew coach Steve
Wallo onginally came 10
Wixson. informally incp1iring
whether lhis surplus could be
donated 10 1hc crew team. A
new shell or shell 1railcr is ap•
parcmly needed. There has not
been any formal propo:;al given
to the council and Wixson af
finned 1ha1 he has not heard any-
1hing on the subject since Wallo ~ Crime ~ Beat
courtesy of Gregg Wanciak, Campus Safety
Scpl<-mbcr 16
Over the weekend prior, sev
eral incidents of food being sto
len from public rcfrigcrawrs in
Copeland and Plau were re
por1cd. In nil incidents. notes
we.re lcf1 stating .. You have been
robbed blind by 1hc Kilhcen
(sic) Liberation Am,y• The word
khchen was misspelled in I hcse
notes.
September 17
A person no1 associa1ed \1/ith
the college and possibly 1ran
sicnt, was formally ircspasscd
from the campus af,cr becoming
violc111 toward a Campus Safe1y
officer. The 1rans1en1 person had
come to campus saying he was
ill and needed food but rlidn'1
have any money. He w:-as allowed
lO cat al Templeton bm became
hosulc and physically threatened
a O,mpus Safety officer when
1he officer Mkcd him for infor,
mat Ion for 1he repon 1he officer
had 10 file.
A stuclcmS car, parked m t l 1c
Gnswold lot, received mmor
damage in a hn :ind ntn acc1•
dc111 The nature of 1hc damage
suggcs1ed 1ha1 a truck or other
large vchidc was the cause.
Paint was spm tcrcd on I he
side and windows or lhc
Templc1on S1uucnt Center
Mulu-coiorcd designs (spirals,
ln.:c~. i::1.1rs) were m;tde.
September 18
A hanging flower basket was
rcponccl slokn from Copeland,
near 1he Rcs1den1 O1rec1or's
apartment
Scp1cmbcr 19
Campus Safc1y responded w
a re 1xm of the smell o( rnanJ ua na
front ;.1 rcs1dcnl1s room m Alder.
A student iu chc room aclmutcd
10 smoking m3rijuana but no
mnriju3na was conn.sc:ucd.
A Campus Safc1y vehicle was
vandalized while II was parked
spoke to him. Madrone won
clcrecl whet her this surplus
money had been intended for
something else. Drummond
said she'd look for 1he answer 10
the inquiry. 01herwise, the
money will roll over IC> 1he ex
ecutive fund 10 be rcalloca1cd.
Peer Review Board
Peer Review Board ChidJus-
1ice Dan Mctca][ asked council
to approve 13 members (ins1ead
or the usual 12), the 131h being
an alternate off-campus rcprc
scnlalive. Madrone motioned
1ha1 the council approve the 12
members and one altem:uc.
SAAB Rules of Procedure
Assistant to 1he VP of SAAB
13uuy Nielsen wen, 1hrough lhe
current clraf1 of the rules of pro
cedure for SAAB 10 clarify, reor
ganize and correct errors and in
c:onsistcnc-ics. Some of the mi•
nor changes made were gone
over during the meeting. h was
asked whether 1here ls a previ
ously approved version or 1he
rules from ehher of 1he previous in front of the Campus Safety
office Three people were seen
standing ncx1 to the vehicle as
an officer approached. When the
officer w;_ts seen, the three sub-
1ects fled. Minutes la1er another
Campus Snfctyofficcr, coming 10
assis1 the first officer, saw three
subjcc1s closely ma1chrng 1hc
descrip1ion of 1hose persons
seen near 1hc Campus Safety
vehicle. The subjeclS ned imo
the brush by the w:uenower
next to the Francisc;,n Renewal
Center bu I were •J>prchended.
At least one or I he subjects was
also m\'olvcd 111 d,c marijuana
inciden1 reported above.
September ll
Using a blue marker pen,
someone wrote ··ESQ" on walls
1hroughou1 Plau and Howard
halls.
A law student, while exercis
ing in Tryon Creek Staie Park,
encountered a 1all. thin. white
mnlc wilh dark hair. l·hc subj«I
w:15 >landing a few feet off the
trail with hb sl11r1 orf and his
pan1s around his ,rnklcs. n,e
subJtCl was bcmg the smdcm
and n1as1urba1ing while he
stared :u her. The s1udcnt nnmC•
dintcly left the area nnd rcwn1cd
to c.1mpu.s
This is the third 111c1de111 of
1his nature reported to C1mpus
S:ofc1y. Eacl, nf 1hcse inc1cil'm<
h:is involved a tall, whit~ male
subject with dark hair. E.1th of
these inciden1s has occurred 111
the s:unc area or Tryon Creek
S1a1e P>rk, near the Nature Cen
ter, E:,ch of these incickn1s h:1.s
occurred in late aft-:-rnoon.
Plc:t..1,e use caution ir ym.t go
10 Tryon Creek S1a1c Park. Fol
low common sense pr<>ccdurcs
such as gomg with a friend or
lctllng someone know where
you will be and when you will
be back.
semesters. A working version of
1hc Rules of Procedure is neces
sary to Sl3rt SAAB's ye:or. VP of
Budget & Finance Hillary
Drummond motioned for condi-
1ional approval or 1his version
unul a previously approved ver
sion is round. Dorrance sec•
onded, and 1hc mo1ion passed
unanimously.
Miscellaneous
ThcASLC Fall Re1rea1 was or
ganized, wi1h 1hcdcp:1nure time
Friday at 7:00 pm. Wixson
s1ressed 1ha1 the college's policy
on alcohol al school events will
be observed. Wixson also sug
gested that 1hc council volun1cer
in an beach clean-up with 1hc
Oregon environment group
SOLV (Stop Oregon Liucr and
Vandalism) on Saturday morn
ing. The council agreed 10 the
suggestion.
Bailey, Nielsen. and VP or
Budget & Finance Hillary
Drummond will be attending the
Nonhwes1 Studem Leadership
Conference. Law students contest Houston Field parking lot
by Jeremy Brown
Taking their classroom les
sons into the courtroom, a group
often Lewis & Clark law school
students and alumm wdl present
their case against the proposed
Houston Field pnrlfing lot LO the
Oregon L1nd Use lloard ,,r A p·
peals on October 29 111 Salem
The proposed l01 incll,ckcl m
the College's ten-year m;istcr
plan, would pave a section of
forest near the law school and
potcnually aITcct two foclernlly
protected wetlands and an en
dangered populat,on of s1ccl
hcad trout in Tryon Creek. The
lot is separate from the one pro•
posed in 1ht master plan for the
north end of the undergraduate
campus.
This legal bauk follows the
law students' appeal last spring
of Portland City Council's ap•
proval of the master plan. The
council rejected that appeal
unanimously. According to Brent
Foster and Brett Brownscombc, two of the law students who filed
the appeal, the case has more 10
do with pubhc safety and trans•
portation impoc1s than with
trout or trees.
.. There are much better ways
10 solve LC's parking problem
than JUSt ndding another park
mg l01." Foster said, The law SIU·
dents .,lso claim that the bike
path from the proposed l01 to the
law school is dangerously dark
and narrow.
Administraiion officials
counter 1hai it will be impossible
to reduce car traffic significantly
enough to make 1he lot unncc•
essary and that 1he bike path will
be adequately patrolled, M ichacl
Scstric, faciliLies planner, said
that vehicle traffic would have
10 be CUI In hair in order 10 avoid
addmg the lot. "I don't see 50
percent or 1hose cars go111g
awni•." he said. "That's a big
number,"
Originally. construction on
the l01 was scheduled 10 begin
this summer, but the lcng1h of the hearing process made i1 im
possible 10 begin work. Now the
lot's consmic1ion 1s on hold in•
definitely.
According 10 Ses1ric, the Col
lege has turned Its nnenllon 10
building a larger parking struc·
1ure on the main campus hchmd
Pamplin Sports Center. But, he
said, "Even i[ we do build the
garage. we'v<" still got 10 have
parking al the law school."
That answer doesn't sallsfy
1he law students "The school
needs LO pul a good faith cITon
,mo really pushing for transpor•
muon alternatives."
Brownscombc said. "I don't
think the school's domg that
now.•
Foster charges that the col
lege and the city of Portland
made signifk-:mt errors in draw
ing up and approving the mas
ter plan, Oregon land use policy
calls for a 10 pcrccm recluc1ion
in per capita parking spaces over
the next 20 years. In calculating
1hc per capila number of park• ing spaces on campus, the Col
lege used ils maximum alloncd
1,740 spaces rnther than the cx
lSting number of 1,468, ,,-----
There are much better
ways to solve LC's park
Ing problem than just
adding another parking
lot.
Brent Foster
Law Student -----,,
"They're using tin· specula•
tivc number ... Foster said.
"'These mcn't C\•cn rcnl sp.;1ccs."
Scstric acknowledges that the
College's calculations include
the higher number. "We're
CO\tnting what we've been au-
1honzed to build there." he said.
"That's not tricky counnng. The
ract we havcn·l built them lS hn
matcrial." He addccl 1ha1 the
master plnn still calls for a re
duction in the overall number of spaces.
Administr.uion officials such
as Jim Huffman, dean of the law
school, arc confident that the
land use board will reject the s111-
cknts' claim. "The city's on firm
ground and I thmk the land use
bo:ml w,11 take a slmtbr pos
ture," he S-4.iicl.
Brownscomb-=: disagrees. ·1 tS
not a [nvolous appc.11," he said
'"The reason bclund I he cnvuon
mcnui.l laws we do h~ve is 10 stop
the damage that has been clone
and 10 prevent further damage.·
Huffman secs no comrad1c-
1ion th,u the best cnvironmcn ..
ml law school In Lhc country ,s
battling its own students over
the construction of the parking
lot. •we arc nol lobbying for the
environment, or any1hing, for
1 hat mnncr. \Vc'rc in the busi•
nessol providing cduc.11ion." he
said. •we shouldn't prcs,une that
all of our students wan1 to be
Sierra Club lawyers. If we did we
would be an inferior institu•
Lion.'"
First Environmental Studies symposium set for October
by Andrew Zahler
To mark the launch of the En
vironmental Studies major al
Lewis & Clark College. depart
ment chair Evan Williams and
the inaugural graduating class
have organized I he first annual
LC Environmental Studies Sym
posmm !or Oc1. 19-23.
Designed and planned by a
dcdlco1cd group of s1udcms, ,he
$"f'l\'1'0SIUl11 will reficet the pht•
losophyand broad nature of the
m:ijor. The S)'lnposium will fea
ture two pnnd 1.h:.-cussions each
d.1)1 un n wide f:ln};C or Sll bjCClS,
Crom :ihcrnnttvc 1r:msporL.111on
lU environmental jUSlllC, Orga•
nizcrs plan 10 approach each is
sue from a number of perspec•
tives 10 bcner facilitate environ-mental problem solving.
According 10 Williams, much
of the credit for the event's plan
ning belongs 10 the students.
lasl spring, Williams and the
majors discussed 1hc planning of
the fall senior seminar. "They
decided a symposium would be
a great way 10 sian off the pro
gram with a bang," the chemis
try professor said. "The seniors
and l plonnc<l 1hc senior S(•m1•
nar m ndvance of n be.mg nm;
it's a collabora11vc eITort," he
added.
Senior Manhew Follett, how•
ever, rce:ognUcd the contnhu•
11ons of Williams and other rac•
ulty ll.l the S)•mposium. 'll
couldn't be succcsslul without
facult)' support." he said.
WIiiiams, who has dedicn1cd
New Internet connection
will be tested in Platt
By Linnea Jean Thompson
A new kind or lnlemel COil·
neetion technology will be tested
soon in Plau residence hall. ac
cording to Jon Elderidge, Direc•
tor of Residence Life.
Currently, slUdents In Plan,
like those in about 60 percem of
residence halls on campus, must
use :l modem to access the
lnt.cmcl. Ho\,tCvcr, starting soon,
Plnu res,dems will be able to
access the lmemcl using Sym•
metrical Digital Subscriber Linc
(SDSL), • fairly new technology
1ha1 is about 10 times as fast as
a modc1u.
SDSL Is a technology that
uses the exis\ing copper phone
lines LO transmit information,
but does not use a 1raclltional
modem. lnstcad. each room in
Plan will be able to borrow the
necessary converter, and it will
communkatc \Ylth another box
m the Plau phone wiring closet.
There are two main adva11-
1ages 10 this technology over
using a modem. The first oclvan-
1age is speed, as SDSL is around 10 times as fast as a modem, The
second a<lvan1.c1gc is that one c~m
use the phone for voice and
lntemet acc.tss simultaneously.
SDSL is being tried as a short•
lcrm solution to "'wire" the:
dorms cheaply and quickly, at
around 15-20 perccm ol the cost
of Ethernet, however it is not
able 10 handle Ethernet's high
transfer speed,
The trial will allow up to 90
pcrccm of Platt residents 10 use
this new technology, They will
be able to check oul the convert
ers at no cosl. However, they will
need to supply their own com
puters with Ethernet cards 10 be
part of the trial.
According to Elderidge. the
college wants evemuaUy 10 allow
everyone to access the 1ntcrnel
as quickly and easily as possible.
without tying up the phone line..
Currently, around 40 percent of
the residence halls arc wired for
Ethernet, and the rest arc lim•
itecl 10 modem connections. If
l his trial works well, it may be
extended 10 other dorms next
year. the past two years to lhc creation
of an Environmental Studies
major at LC, believes 1hai every
environmental issue has connec•
tions with lhe: humanities, the.,~
social sciences, and the natural
sciences. '"You cannot look at an
environmental issue without
looking al all three of those as•
pecis," Williams said. "That's
built into the major and it's built
into the symposium."
With panel discussions
planned for topics such as cli
mate comrol, nltemauve energy sources, and cncbngcrcd species,
Williams hopes this philosophy
will crcace and mainrnin a bal ..
anced ptrspcc1ivc for the cvcm.
The symposmm will lcamre not
only environmemalisl speakers,
bu1 conservative voices coming
to raise their concerns as well.
For instance.John Belton, a pri•
vate timber owner and biologist,
will speak on the effect of the
Endangered Species Act and
government regulations on Lhe
umber industry,
Accordmg to Follell, 1hts bal-anced perspective is essential to
addressing environmental prob•
lcms. "There's a third step of en•
vnonmcntalism emerging Lh:u
involves starting civil discourse.
and esLablishing a common
ground," Folleu said. "For yen rs
it's just been opposing s,dcs
withoul discourse.•
J,Villiams concurs, "To solve
pro9lems you can'l just do yom
own ,hing, you have to sec
where other people arc Loming
from as well." he said. "You can't
save the planet by yourself"
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September 25, 1998 Pioneer log 3 Pioneer lo Forum========
Late night breeds concept of material warfare
commentary by Andrew Hudak
One uf 1hc hm 1hingany vis!torto the
office, of the Pwlog will noucc is the
huge amouni uf 1rn5h However, 1hc 1rash
mhablung 1he drawers and h1dmg ,n 1hc
(.omcrs ts an example ur :1n lnccrcsung
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These pieces of irash arc 1hc foot ,ol
<licrs of :1 product w:1r They :1re the
w:ls1cful cmbod11ncm or ::m :1dvcniscr's
11nngrn:mon These arc I he foot so It.hers
m :my n1uh111::nional corporauons bhtz
kricg for your dollars. They appear when
)'OU lra.st cxpccL 11. You certamly never
Intended for them to come into )'0Ur life,
disrupt your homes, or make you hair foll
Uut.
These individuals arc 1hc product ad
vcniscmenLs you never requested and the
produc, tic-ins you we.re surprised to see
on your TV screen, al the supermarket,
at school, even in your body. You 1hough1
tha, Monopoly ,i McDonald's or
Pocaho,uas figures ,n a Lady a11cl 1Jic
Trt1111p Happy Meal was all. in fac1, they
arc only 1he foo1 soldiers. In reality prod
UCl placcmcnlS come under muhiple aus
pices ""d in many more forms lhan a
boxed meal lacking m nulrilion.
In simplest, almost forgivable form
1hcy can be something such as :mover
zealous public rela1ions ploy. r-or ex
ample, too many bands send their CD 10
be reviewed bound wil h overly glossy
public.ity photos and unnecessarily long
biographies. This won't gel the CD bet•
tcr reviews; it only adds weighL to the
dumpster hnul.
Just m this office 1hc list is kilometers
long. For example, Disney has scn1 us
sl:\tionary wuh the Mul,m logo and p,c~
narcs. This doesn't m:1kc the movie :1-ny
beucr (you will sec the same ponern re-
" Physicists have their
grand unification
theory, ad-men have
their grand homog
enization theory. -----,,
appear over and ovcr).Thc makers of
Al'magccldon felt 1ha1 we would be
drawn to 1he1r lllm, maybe even like
ii if we possessed an Armagcd,1011
clock. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ,s
lllustra1ing 1hc inside of its wrappers
with images from I he Godzilla movie.
The [olks 01 Disney sent us a plasuc,
battery powered su11ue of a dancing
nubbcr.
Arc you sensing a paucrn here?
Docs the quality of movie negatively
correlate with lhc weight or the nmn
ber of advertising products? I I hink
so. Herc is my fmal piece or evidence:
Disney (yet again) felt that we would
bwcr enjoy 1he 1noviej1mgle-2-Jungle
if we were 3b1e to use their .. Mulumc-
tlia CD-ROM Press Ki1· then, now, and
forevermore. h contains dips from the
movie, and biographies of 1he major play•
crs behind the scenes (why am I not sur
prised that both 1he director and producer
worked on another Tim Allen smash, T11e
Sa111a Clause), Unfor111na1cly, I still have
nm yet seen the movie.
Docs 1his mean they have failed? Not
on your life. Their motivation was not
to direcdy make me i?,O sec this movie.
Rather. it's purpose was to dcscnsnize me
10 what offal lies in the future. Every ref
erence 1 sec. every time I use the Mufcrn 0 c:,
stationary my mind and my money arc
closer 10 falling under 1heir comrol. I
L'(oN '18
crs of one 1hing and one thing only, No
,natter its name Disney will have of made
it.
Letters to the editor This event i.s not rcs1ric1ed to movies
however. cross producl advertising in
vades every inch of living space. You
1hink over-population is a problem? You
wait uncil we every product is tied to ev•
cry other product. When this happens
you will live. brea1he, cal, and dream one
product. PhysidsL> have their grand uni•
fkation 1heory, admen have their grand
homogenizalion 1heory. When we arc all
the same we wiH be maximized t:onsum• Each year, these products encroach
on our identities and our perceptions; al
ways moving closer. The next time you
arc in a muscmn or toy store or super
market look for merchandise whose
wor,h is judged hy who and wha1 is as•
soc.ialed with it ·rhc next tame you arc
out in public be carerul, but fear 1101, I
hear tha1 advertising cxccuLives are arraid
of garlic.
Be an Editor.
ASLC president
invites inquiries
Wckornc ~o a new school year. As we
all senle into our fo11 rouunts I am sure
1ha1 some things come up about 1hc Col
lege [or whicb you have no answers. The
key to gelling these questions answered
is knowing where to ask. For m.lny of
these qucs1ions 1hc ASLCS1udent Coun
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quest for 1hc answers. Even if we don'I
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EDITORS·IN-CHIEF: Matthias Fripp, Angela Nusom
N,ws EDITORS: Michelle Knoelgen, Kate Pham
FORUM Eo1ToR: Andrew Hudak
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ARrs EDITOR & WnMASTER: Ryan Wise
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4 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 The Freshman Perspective:
How to pass a discussion class without actually doing anything
commentary by Joe Collver '' -----------
Lecture halls arc a 1h111g or the past.
Nt)w:tdays any teacher who~ worth Ins
weight in beans knows lhot stw.1cnts k:1rn
more when they me involved in the dass.
room discussion. This or course., as•
sumcs that the sw<lc111s arc m.11 flghtmg
uff •il'cp caused by the hantcring of a pro
fessor whn may have earned his doc.wr
:uc, but never bo1hercd 10 rnkc n C,·Hn~
munic:.ttions course. Lei's face it, discus•
s1on classes arc 1hc hcst w:1.y to lc:.,rn; that
is, th..:y wou kl be ir you were not expected
to prepare for the class beforehand
The d:,sscs ;1ssign reading after read
mg Tins amoums to enough work 10
make high school look like a kindergor
tc.n excursion complete with fingcr•paints
and the glue you arc not supposed 10 eat
but always do. Many of you will do all of
the reading assignmentS for yollr dass.
Many or you will even cake notes on these
readings, going so far as 10 actually high
light the material and write reactions. The
rollowing advice is not for you; close this
newspaper right now ,ind get back 10 your
studying in che library. These hclpfol
hims co suc.:ccss a re for l he hard-core
punk-school rockers who arc going 10
make i1 chrough chc class witho\lt crack
mgopcn those precious (and costly) 1ex1-
books we all just added 10 our personal
library collections.
Tip !ii-never have nothing to say.
Size up the class as discussion begins
co take hold of the room. hnmcdiattly
note who will be doing 1he majority or
chc talking. who will be doing the major
ity or 1he lisccmng, and who will be star
ing out the window watching the seasons
change. \'ou will want 10 listen to the ones
who sound like chey know what they a.re
calking abou,.
Now don'1 pny too much aucni1on,
jusl pick om phrases and key words 1ha1
you can use in case 1he professor calls on
you. Thnt way you will alway, be re:1dy
to respond with someching chat ls at least
remotely rclalcd to what should have
been read the nlj\ht before. 11 doesn't This amounts to enough
work to make high school
look like a kindergarten
excursion complete with
finger-paints and the glue
you are not supposed to eat
but always do --------,,
matter ifwluu you have 10 adJ to the chs
cuss1011 is off lhc topic, true, or just pl:un
stupid; God knows there will be enough
clueless people in chc class asking silly
questions that the teacher will be ad
cquaccly skilled at directing your outburst
back toward solid ground while still keep
ing you from looking like a fo<1I. For ex
ample:
Student #l; blah, blah, blah, etc.
Professor: Why thank you !Student
#II for that astute observation into chc
philosophy of Thomas Jefferson. Now.
(Student #21. could you please cell us
what you thinkJcfferson meant when he
s..i.id, .. The C-Onstitlnion was imcnded to
be an expression of the human mmcl.'"
Studenl #2: (stops gazing 0111 of wi11-
dow, 1xiuse.sforc~ moment) Didn't Thomas
Jefferson have sex wich one of his slaves?
Proressor: hmm ... good. Well.Jefferson
was definitely expressing Jiis mind 1hen.
wasn't he? That cou1d have a part to do
wich it, but let's reLUrn 10 what you were
saying (Student ;, l J_
You see, in this sil\lation Student #2
has stayed in the d1scuss1on long enough
10 add his valuable opimons 10 che table
w1thom any significant prcp:.1ration from
the night before.
T,p Ill -,Copy machmes arc your
friends.
1l has been saicl ovcranrl ovcrthat tnk
ing notes in c,,llege (especially in da.,ses
where what is discussed in the cllss will
make up che 1cs1ing ma1cn:1I) is cssc,nial
10 passmg ., class This is complete hog• wash. The mnh is. there will
be someone in dnss who will
t:i.kc dct:ukcl no,cs--nou~s
so complc1cly cumplclc 1ha1
if you were even lo !llltmpl
to compete with them tor
completeness you would be
Ide brhmd \\oth your trousers
about your knees. This per
son wlll probably be the g<Lll
ihlc rypc who is always look•
ing for friends. Take nclvan
tage uf this! Become their
friend ,ind pay the ten cents
a page 10 get high quality
notes in no Lime!
Tip #3 -Resting wlchom
the appearance of sleep.
You were partying lasl
night. weren't you? How can I 1ell? Look
at you! The nesh below your eyelids ls
sagging more than your shoulders, and
you have che facial expression of some
one who just realized Ronald Reagan was
allowed- yeah, even near unanimously
declared- 10 be President for cighc years
in the cighcies. You arc looking like shit,
my dear friend. and arc in need of solace
1ha1 only sleep can offer.
What, what's chat you say? You're
afraid of sleeping lest 1he dictacor in 1he
rron1 of the room catch you in your slum
ber and humiliate you in from of your
recrs? Worry no more, puc your fears and
your body 10 rcsL All you have to do 1s
prop the Inventing America tome, that
wonderful gffc 10 mankind, so that it
comes between your eyes and the fiend
to whom your education is entrusted.
Then you will be able to sleep. assured
that no mean, rulc.r .. wielding prore.ssor
will auack you. Note: i1 ls wise to do so
next 10 .1 diligcm friend who will keep
W•l<h ror )''1U, just m t3>C the lorcVlec
tcrn decides 10 descend from his throne
upon high and circle the class with che
common folk.
T,p #'I -D011'1 wear shoes
Professors 1us1 love II when you do
Lh1s. 115 hkc wcanng glasses• a sure proof way lQ "Pl>ear nwre: intelligent. h's thal
whole .. eliminating restrictions in the ,i.•ay
of 1hc greater 1ruth,. hootin'-nanny 1ha1
is all chc rage wich libcml arts institutions
I hcsc <lays.
Tip #5 -Always answer a question with
a question.
This is the best w:iy 10 show >'our
teacher who's boss. Don'L lee. h11n control
1hc discussion like n's some kind ot m•
tcrrogan-0n and )'OU :ire aboU1 10 be
sluppcd off 10 the Gulag Archipelago
without your chi:csc and vodka, Turn his
q11cs11ons back on him! These professors
always say they're in It £or learning, so
make 1he111 learn, for pe1c·s sake! Ask
them 1he queslions! 1£ your professor
makes a statcmcnl, question ict Always
try 10 get into areas chat hes noc com
pletely sure about, because then he ha,
to hall discussion 10 search one of his
many books to try nnd find 1hc ;mswcr.
This 1sgoodl Make h,m sweac, and watch
1hosc n11mtte.s ny hy umil you are lrcc
from th:n poorly vcnul:ued room :lnd
back 10 ,he res,, rclaxa11on, and alcohol
c:onsump1 ton ol dorm hid
The abO\'C ups arc a surdire \vay for
you ltl he successful m your d1scus~1on
classes. Jf you have uny spedfk questions
please adtlress them m coUveruPI\Jnrk.c,lu
Temporary professors allow for exploration
commentary by Phil Miler
Perhaps you h~ve noticed
that Lewis and Clark has few
tenured professors. In fact. 111 chc
Foreign Language clcpanmc111
alone~ 1hcrc arc only ten tenured
or cenure-track professors while
there arc 17 adjunct Professors.
While this raises questions in
the student population about
why we should have 10 pay
28,000 dollars to anend a col-
legc hiring part-time professors
and visiting rather than worklng
on pcnnanem faculty that you
can rely upon, in most c,,scs.
1hcre. is a very good reason. Prac•
ticalicy speaking, chere arc only
so many spaces alloued for ten
ure and tenure-track professors.
When more stu<lt:ntS sign up for
.c-Si.yz •s~i dass1.~~ than there are ·prokssors
to tench, chc school must hire
adjunct faculty so 1ha1 you, the
student. ran take one o[ those:
oh-so•popular,courses.
For example, every year there
is an increase in the number or
students requesting to take
Spanish. Creating more ccnure
pos111ons, however. is a slow
process, necessitating the hiring
of adjunct professors. Without
those adjunct professors, your
classes would either not cxi.st or
be held ln Fir Acres so that all of
che students who requested it
could be accommodated.
This is the case for many, bm
not all of Lhc departments. Many
of our beloved professors have
decided 10 take sabbaticals of
varying lengths clunng ,he 98/ 99 :.icadcnuc vcar. Consequently.
1hc: school has lnrc<l several vis
iting Professors to fill their po
siuons. This is not ncccssartl)1 a
bad thing. Many stu<lentS enjoy
their vis11ing professors. The
simple facL that a person Is a ""is•
icing" professor docs not mean
that person ls a bad professor. 1
personally am enjoying my In
venting America professor de-·
spite the conccnt of the class it
self.
There is yet another reason
for chc seemingly low number or
tenured proFcssors, however.
finding a qualified and hope
fully quality professor can be a
dir£ic11h cask. Ph.D.'s do 1101
grown on trees and not every
person interviewed is going to
be right for the job. In the So-
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arc several pos111ons still opm
for tenured and lcnure rr:.ck pro•
fcssors but still the search j\Oes
on. So, adjunc1 srnff must be
used 10 fill the dc111and so that
all or our money is not wasted
taking classes that <lo not suic us.
In addition. tenure itself is
nlso noc an easy thmg to earn. A
f'ilc of scholarly works muse be
submmed to the Committee on
Promotion. Then. ir they reel
thac ,he cand1dalc is qualifled,
the person applying is recom
mended 10 the Dean of the Col
lege who makes the final deci
sion. LC is rigorous in its aclmis•
sion or facuhy into the mnks of
the tenured, which is a credit to
l he school in many ways.
For those who arc still con-terned abouc the qu:iluy ol chctr
adjunct professors, swp. Theacl
ministrnuon of LC 1s workmg on
fllhng the rcmammg lcnurc ..
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. . . . . . . ... .. . =Pio=nee=rlo~g ===Features=====
Burnside Cadillac gives the homeless a voice
By Andrew Hudak
Ohen, in the cacophony of
media voices yelling aho1,.11
KeJko, presidential s,:,md:ils or
Hollywood, some issues and
people arc not loud enough for
the rest of the world 10 hear. ln
Por1land, a nurnber of ahcrna·
tive presses provide a forum for
,hose scones. The Burns,dc
Cadillac. for one, ,s a soapbox for
1 he words :ind issues of the
hoinclcss.
The 1111111sillc· Cadillac started
as a newslcuer for the Bndge
School m 1989, and expanded
into a full monthly newspaper in
1995, fulfilling current editor
Sharon Pearson's otiginnJ intcnl.
Along with this accomplish
ment, the publication has solidi
fied its dual role as an cduca•
1ional 1001 in 1hc communny and
as a serious soapbox £or
worclsmilhs. It ts opening the
mmcls of the middle class 10
problems racing an admi11cdly
undcrcs111natccl 2,100 homeless
Port land residents
The newspaper prod uccs
5.000 copies at each priming
and ,hs1ribmcs each copy for a
one doll::ir dona1ion Abou1 five
vendors currently sell the pub
lication m Pon land's c.lowmown
core. Michael G:,lliers and Bryan
Pollard, the duo who will replace
Pe:1rson soon. pkm to mcreasc
c1rculat1on. this means more
"cndorc; w1ll be p,cuH\g 1hc word
om and m arens beyond clown•
cown Portland lncrcasecl circu•
lnuon of course rneans u1orc
people w,11 become cducaicd
Pearson poims out. lhat wilhout
lhis source. many would not be.
aware of the problems facmg
Portlnncl's homeless. Accord•
mgly, they would not be able to
be pan or the solution eh her. The publication includes
briefs from around the country
creating a clearinghouse for in•
formation. However, the soul or
the publication lies In the fca•
tures ·it runs on local issues, in
the poetry, and in the re0cctions
on life on the street. According
10 Pollard, the publication 1m
intc111ionally 0nds a theme m
each tSsue.
Originally. Burnside
Cadillacs system of circulation
was modelled on Real Change m
Seattle. Anyone who wanted Lo
could be u vendor wi1h Lhe re
quired training. Unfonunatc1y.
vendors perceived ahe ten free
copies ;1s n handout, causing
problems between the vendors
and the paper's staff. According
10 Pearson this swrted poor
working relationships and the
paper ca1nc to be perceived as a BURNSlDE
CADILLAC
charity. As Pearson says about
the paper •some call ii grass
roots, we call it family and we
wanl a nice, funcuonal l'atnily."'
Although this ope.ration is
considered a fun organi.t.ation by
its staff, 1hc real motiva1iori is
social change. The paper and ns
editor move towards this goal by
local acts or acnvism and report
mg. Recently, the group Cam
paign for l.cgal Places to Sleep,
including manf Btrrnsidc
Ctulillac volnmccrs -:incl con
tributors, presented 8,200 sign••
tu res to PortlandS cily commis
sioners opposing the anti-camp•
ing ordinance which prohihits
people from setting up residence
in many are;as,
The pelitioners want lO mo
tivale the commiss10ncrs 10 ad
dress this issue within thirty
days. Their hope 1s that I hts or-Prima Source
Burnside Cadillacs
Mission Statement
The staff of rlie Bun,side Ccidiflar. arc cle,licarcd lo
publisliing 1hr words of dimifrancl,iscd people w/10 ,w111r
others to lmoiv who rhcy are, anti wlwt they ,hink
We. mal:c sufc at least 50 pcrcenr of aH wnting 1s wriur11
by homeless or very row-income people. dwr lwmdess
people ltave opporrumrics ro sell r/ie paper. and rl,at as we
succeed financially. homeless peo11lc will be him/ cmd
m,incd as paid sraff.
We recognize all people everywhere-to varying degrees
mid for va,;•ing periods of rime-1,avefacades rh<U nwsh who
rhey are. For some, however, facudes often fed as rhoug/1
rhey are firmly cnr,·cnched or undeservedly imposed.
We are dedicarell to 1hc idea r hm the opinions of rl,c
poorest of r/,e poor /Jrovid, viral fcedboclt ro us all. We
recognize all r,eoplc•dcspirr rheir cfrrnmsranccs•liave
wise/om and beauty ro shar<, and th<U fawdes wear rl,in and
1har possibly all people everywhere arc tired of them.
dinancc would soon he abol•
ishcd. Their prQposed alterna
tive would allow people 10 live
on city and private property,
such as in churches or in back
yards ir1t 1s allowed by the own•
crs.
It follows logically that an
mcrcasc m v,sibilhy for home
less issues would reach to the
ncti\lists behind Lhc. scenes.
Pc.1rson says Bee mside Ccrdillac
has had an enormous effect on
ihe com111un11y. Wilhoul 1h1s
coverage, the perceptions of
much Qf Ponland would be con
tained 10 the few 1idblls our
mainstream media presents.
(The Oregonian has only four ar-
11clcs listed under homeless 111
their dir~ctory.)
Recently. The Bndge School
closed clown due to lack offund
ing. This closure has severed llurnsidc Cadillacs ties 10 the
pasl. The school's lnLCnt was lo
provide basic lueracy, English as
a second language, and G.E.D.
programs for 1ow income and
homeless people. The ncwslet•
tcr featured s1ories and poetry by
its students as well as infonna
tion. Though the school hns
closed, its c.;.nbination of cclu
c.11ion, writing, and work on thl:
ncwslcuer has left I he Burnside
Cculill,,c with a clcclica1cd supply
of wntcr:-. According lo Pearson.
many newspapers wid, simil:.\r
rom,ats uround the coumry have
a shortage of wmcrs Not only
do many people wam 10 submit
10 the 8rcr11,idc Cculillac, but
many wntcrs demand ::i weekly
column
With a mix or :tCli\liSm and
education, the 8rcrnsi,lc Cadilltic
fills an esse_r11i;il role in Portland
Juan Morales learns to make dreams come true
LC student defies
the odds to make
a place for himself
in the U.S. and
start reaching out
to others
by Rocky Campbell
Mavc you ever wondered who
the Graveyard Circulation At•
1c11dan1 in the Library is! Well,
you should! Mis name is Juan
Morales and his story is one 10
be heard.
Morales says that life is full
of rcsks and that these nsks
should be tnken as often ns pos•
s1blc, This 1110110 clcfinucly hcl1,s
cxplam his history and who he
15.
After several failed a11cmpts
to leave his native 1.tnd or
Mexico, Morales finally made h
10 the United States. Once here,
he learned 10 do thing.< that he
had never done before, inclutl
mg sleeping on 1he streets nnd heggi ng for food.
After three )'Cars in Califor-
111a, Morales moved 10 Medford,
Oregon, where he lived in a mi•
gront camp. In l 991, he came 10
Portland. Upon arrival, Morales
found himsclfwithout enough
money for a place to live and
unable 10 find a job. He lived
for about 40 days in his c.ir off
Burnside in downtown Portland.
It was at the McDonaJds on
Manin Luther King Ave. and
Wilder that he met the man who
led hitn toword Lewis & Clark.
For the short time that Morales
knew him.Jim Brant became his
mentor. He convinced Juan 10
improve his English and attend
college. Ju,m, who began study
ing Business at Pon land Com•
munity College. 1s currently a
l11s1ory major here at LC. where
he once began :i.s a janitor. He
hopes to one day use hls knowl
edge gained in studying history
to address crucial issues that rc
mnin unsolved in his nacive
lnnd.
Recognizing the role thatJim
Brant played in his life.Juan has
6 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 bccomt ;t mcnlor in his own
right. While at PCC. he started
a l.ntino Club. which according
Lo Juan is the brgcst Mispanic
club in Pon land. Herc at LC. he
and 01hers1uden~s have founded
another group, called Gringos y
La11nos Unidos. In addition 10
domg coinrnunity work here in
Portland, this group a11cmp1s 10
keep students aware of current
events in Latin America. Juan
visits migrant camps with
friends Lo teach English and an
swer any questions they might
have. He has also started a tu•
1oring program to help immi
grant children who arc unfamil
iar with the language.
Juan ,s a strong believer 111
community ;1c11vism and an ide•
alist. He is not wailing for the
situ:uion m our world lO change.
he is a11empting to change it
himself. Apparently he is no,
alone in his battle. He cl.,ims it
is not due to lack of volunteers,
bill rather a lack of resources 10
organize these "olunteers. 1ha1
mos1 community problems re•
main unsolved. Juan is im-pressed by the amount of volun•
teer work at I.C and is proud to
be a part or 1hc community. So,
the next time you are in the Ii-brary late at night or )'OU see
Juan on campus, and have a
question for him, just strike up
a conversation. LC's rose garden offers a walk through history
by Erin Wolfson
As Lewis and Clark smdcms
and foculty, we pride ourselves
on our beauu£ul campus, 111-
cluding the rose garden. But
how man)' or us know how
much work has gone lmo keep•
ing ii beautiful !or the past 55
ycars1 years at the estate, the Franks
hosted national mecungs of the
American Garden Club and their
roses won various mcd:.11s, 1r9-
phics and reviews, mcludmg the
grand pnze ;tt the Rose Festival
in 1920 and 1930. ~--
~HOTO 8Y DIAN( Nt(JC(S0N•MlN0MUM Before the college boughuhis
estate, it was owned by Lloyd
Frank (of the department store,
Mcierand Frank). The designer
or lhe e1uire estate, Herman
Brookmen, painstakingly made
sure that the property was beau
tiful to the last detail. The rose
garden was so prized that the
head gardener, Mr. Smith, who
resided in the Ga,e House with
his family, would not kt Mrs.
Edna Frnnk Holmes 011 her own
nowers. Each morning he asked
her which lloweTS she would
like. She treasured her elaborate
garden that boasted several
thousand bushes. Within two When the Franks divorced in
1935, the garden was lclt 10 only
one gardener. The garden ,ha,
previously was the joy of Port
land become o jungle, When Al•
bany Collegiate lnstillltC-Lhc
fonncr name of Lewis and Clark
College- bought the estate in
1942, the LC Mens Rose Garden
Club was formed to reshape the
garden to its original splendor.
They t0re 0111 the overgrown
roses and trees that hod taken
root and planted gilis of plan1s
and equipment from local nurs•
cries and garden supply houses.
With the help of over a hundred
volun1ccrs, 3,000 bushes in four
years were planted in 1he Lewis
and Clark Memorial Rose Gar
den. In 1944, LC became mcm-A view of the Rose Garden from lower campus gives observers a taste of natures delight.
On a sunny day students and faculty congregate to enjoy the beautiful flowers.
It's your
first big
decision of
the school
year. Did
you think
it would
involve
disco? bers of the oldest branch ol the
American Rose Society.
Through dona1ions and the
work of m;.u1y volumeers. lhc
roses again won various awards
around Portland. The gardeners
were so valued that they were given a steak dinner in 1951. In
1955, the rose garden was cles,g•
na1ed an 1n1crm11ional tCSI. gar
den. Wandering 1 hrough the gar·
den spectators can !ind colors of
red. pink, yellow. and orange in
the roses with names such as
Open a checking account ac Bank of America. and you'll gee
a free Disco CD and carrying case.• You'll also get a free
order of checks, a VERSATEL• Check Card with your photo, and a
free $30 AirTouch™ Prepaid Cellular Card.
All of this, just for opening a VBRSATEL checking account at
Bank of America. Think of ic as a really good way co groove
into che school year.
Scop by your nearest branch today.
Barbur Boulevard Branch,
7635 SW Barbur Boulevard, Portland, (503) 244-4115
Lake Oswego Branch, 400 4th Street, Lake Oswego, (S03) 635-1561
put your life in motion
m Bank of America
•Otrcr •vaJlat,1', t.bJ'ough Octob•r ]O, 1991. while aupplic:11 Uu1t
S.e br"nch !or comp!ot.e dct.11,Ua and rule• or •ceo1.mt, S.nk ol America. H•mber FDIC. Jimmy Cricket, Queen Eliza•
beth, Peace, Show Girl, and
New Yorker. Tod•)' 1he rose gar•
den adds to the bcau1y of our
school, and is one of the reasons
people from all over refer 10
Pon land as the "City of Roses.•
Students
present
scientific
research
by Mike Skrzynski
The Summer Science Poster
Conference this Wednesday in
the Olin Lounge displayed the
collective ut.lcnts or science s1u ..
dems who have done rcsc~rch
dur111g the past summer. The
research was prcscmcd both m
the physical form of displays
with pho10s, diagrams and
printed theories, and 111 1hc
form of impromptu teadung
sessions by the sludents ,hem•
selves.
The posters displayed a wide
array of I0pics ranging rrom
analyzing solar systems to the
impact ol controlled distur
bances 011 lhc survival of coastal
violet popul:nions.
Dav1<l Scverson·s summer
poster proJect mvolving envi
ronmental issues of h,.12:ardous
chemical breakdown was espc
c1a1ly promising. Severson used
n compu1er as pan or 1.hc dis
play, modeling the differem
compounds that they were deal
ing with, a mugshot list includ
ing DDT and arsenic. Over the
summer. Severson made an in
teractive CD to beucr explain
his subject. The CD cflicient ly
C'1tcrs to elementary level stu•
dents, while also being an edu
cational tool for the high school
and college level.
Though mainly geared for
those involved m science, the
ideas presented were accessible
for any visilor. For the most
part.. it was a fona111 in which
students could rellect upon
their own work ,md the work
of 01hers and ,hen discuss it
wilh professors. They were free
to critique. each piece nncl com
ment on the liner points ol the
projects. The conference was t1
success, all r.1ctmg a constant
bustle ol aeuvny and sparkmg
enthusiastic discuss1ons be
tween presenters :lnd visitors.
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 7 Pioneer Log Arts==============
Monet's love of nature plays
central theme in art exhibit
PMOTO COURTESY PORllANO AAT MUSEUM
A late painting of Monet's
by Mike Skrzynski
Some people m•y be sur
prised by 1he current Monc1 cx
hibilion al the Portland An Mu
seum from Sept. 18 to Jan. 3
The show fea111res later works by
the fomous painter or his garden
at Givcrny. The focus of the
show is Monet's ability 10 rem•
vent his slylc and his extreme
love of nature and art.
for those who arc not famil
iar with Claude Monet, this ex
hibition will be like rtading the
las1 pages of a novel before be
ginning ii. This is not to say that
they do not retell his entire life
history on the taped tour, but the
paintings arc fro,n a spccifk pc•
riod or his life: 1hc end.
Actually, there is one early pamung on display In the mu
seum, bul those who arc rmm1•
inr wnh the paimings or Claude
Monet w11l rnamly gam :m mte.r•
C'SLH'lg ins1gh1 in10 th1s nrnn'~
later years.
As pan of 1hc show, the mu•
scum has devoted a sccuon ol
lhc museum to an mtroducrion
of Impressionism. IL displays a
range of artistic s1yles including.
famous French anisis such as
Henri de Toulouse•Lamrcc and
Renoir. Flanking this introduc
tion gallery are Lwo galleries
with 01her 191h and early 201h
cemury works. The interesting
thing to no1e here is lhe contras!
between the-conscrva1ivc styles
in 1he nan king sections and the
more liberal anist1c impressions
found in the introduction, aeon~
tras1 tha1 extends 10 Moneo'sab
stract painoings of his vividly
colored garden.
One of the reasons that this
exhibition is so important is be ..
cause it shows viewers some of
the seeds of modern art. As ohe
exposition progresses, ohe paino
ings become exoreincly absornct
in nature~ A painting in one of
the first rooms is simply a col• lection or wavy, colon:d, swirl
ing, intcrconneumg lines :md
sh0rt brush strokt:, nm making
any paroicularly recognizable
shape. It roohcr recalls ohc painL·
mgs done by Jackson Pollock m
the 1950s and '60s, focusing on
color r:.uhcr than fonn.
The other recognizable sub
ject in Monc1's paintings, besides
the water lilies. is 1he Japanese
bridge. The series or bridges in
this show is amazing. Monet
approaches just one subjc.:1 In
many different ways. Wioh
enough time spcn1 looking, ii
subtlety is breath-taking. In
some ways iL is soill difficult 10
appreciate ohis kind of an. buo ii
can be undersoood simply by
look111g at nature through
Monet's eyes.
The student cost 10 sec 1his
show is SI 0. However, a sugges
tion 10 Lhose who want to return
to Lhc museum more than once:
become a member, which costs
only S35. Rc1urning more 1han
four times in a year basically
pays for the 1icket. There arc
also minor bcnefi1s involved;
inquire at the 1ickc1 counter to
enjoy art in more ways Lhan one. Henry Fool (Thomas Jay Ryan) and Jay (Parker Posey).
Regarding Henry
By Jason Rosenblatt
Henry Fool opens with
Simon Grim a1 work in a factory.
in s1ep with the droning equip
ment: the mood says 1ha1 ohis
man was built 10 do exacoly whao
he does-load garbage int0 a gi
ant machine all day. Not every
thing is how it appears, however,
in ,his new film from indepcn
dem director Hal Hartley. Simon
comes home to find an old
friend. Henry Fool, moving into
the basement and unloading sev
er.ii volumes of notebooks that
arc his "confessions.·• Henry be•
gins the movie with words and
language pouring from his lips
and he evolves to a profound si-lence as his experiences over
whelm h,m. There's a loo gomg
on in the film but one story line
is of one man going up in ohe
world af1cr being inspired by
another man who is on his way
down.
Though the movie felt ini•
tially like ii was abom Simon
who, guided by Henry, wrote a
poem tha1 cb.anged i1s every
reader, ohe real soory belongs 10
Henry, Watching 1he film I un
derstood Henry enough so that
I could imagine 1hc conOict in
side 111s mind. Knowing Henry,
however, wasn't enough 10 make
this movie predictable by any
stretch of Lhe imagination.
continued on page 9
They Might Be Giants plays to raucous crowd
by Colin Ryono ''
The 1wo men named John
that make up 1he lead t16o·or
They M1gh1 Be G1an1S appeared
on s1agc n1 L1; Lunn 10 1 he c:x
plosi ve raucous cheers of l he
crowd, all swea11ly packed imo
L:1 Luna like sardines Raismg
ones nrms m tnumpham apprc•
<:iaLivc applaust.' was an cffon an
itsel[, buo tha1 didn'o stop any
body as They Might Be Giants
pm on an incredible wonderful
show on September 8.
Their mos, reccm album "Se
vere Tire Damage· 1s moslly a
compilaiion of trncks recorded
live. so because of that, apprc•
ciativcly, they didn·1 seem 10 be
promoting a specific album.
However, 1hcy did bookend the
show wi1h their album's one
single: "Dr. Worrn" which begins
with: "My name is Dr.Worm I
Good morning, how arc you, I'm
Dr.Worm I I'm lnteres1cd in
things/ I'm no1 a real doctor but
t am real worm, 1 am an actual
worm." The tune is ex1remcly
seductive and one is apt to have
the tune still stuck in ones head
more than a·week after ohe show
(like myself).
If one does the math. not sur
prisingly, 1hcir most famous al
bum, "Flood" go1 1hc 1nos1 at
tcmion a1 1he show. including a
rather lazy rend ii ion of"Particlc
Man" ohat I didn't think was en
tirely necessary. The show
opened with John Linnell (ac
cordion, vocals, keyboard) solo•
mg on r-lood's "Whisoling in the
Dark," sq,ar.ite for 1hc moment
from his partner John "This is it," I thought to myself, "I'm going to
die. And the show has hardly started ... "
-----------,,
Flansburgh (guitar, vocals).
More auc.nlion could have been
g1,·cn 10 their earlier albums;
their [1rs1 landmark offermg (ohc
Pink Album) was complc1cly ig•
nol'cd and a fow short m,scclla
ncous gems were heard I rom
"Lmcoln"
Several of their so-called
'tduc:n1onal" songs were
present in the se1, mcludmg
"Ma.nunal," "Why Docs the Sun
Shine,• and "James K. Polk," In
the laucr, Linnell officially
apologized for ohe second time
for mispronouncing "Oregon·
on ohe album. The crowd ohus
roared appeciatively a1 1he line
1ha1 documents England selling
1hc "Ory-gtin Territory• during
Polk's presidency.
Crowd inoerac,ion also
played a part with "No One
Knows My Plan." Flansburgh,
before the song commenced.
speaking rhythmically along
with the bcao. encouraged "ev
erybody conga." His directions
became decidedly more ccccn-
1ric. as he chanoed om "lose your
ride home," "break your ankle,"
and "head 1owards ohc cxh"
(maintaining the conga .. beat
speech). The conga-line was
disorganized and ill-fa1ed but
th1s song was an cxlrcmc crowd~
pleaser as well,
Same with the simple "Ex•
quisi1e Dead Guy" for which two
more•than•a•lit1le disturbing puppc1 heads impaled on poles
were utilized and "Birdhouse in
Your 5oul." A noel was given
towards Cub, ohc all-girl band
1hat opened for ,hem ohc las,
nme they were 111 Portland. they
sang 1hc cover of Cub's op1im1s•
11c song .. New York Cuy'" ((rom
the Facoory Showroom album).
A very intense crowd -.vas in
ancndancc. so say the least-to
the poinl of being downright
scary, Many of my companions
to 1he show know 1ha1 fact all
too well. A [riend of mine (and
die-hard TMBG fan) attested to
the fact 1ha1 for all the mosh-pit•
esque shoving going on near the
s1agc. he was hair-conscious
through mos1 of the show-a
stalcrncm that unnerved me a
tad as he was driving me home
at the 1ime.
Throughout the firs, few
songs of the show, I was deter•
mined 10 stay as close to the
soage as possible so 10 get an
optimum view of John and John.
Again, there wassome1hing like
a mosh pit there. consis1ing
mos1ly or a mass excess or shov
ing and pushing. Which is 10-
tally inappropriate for TMSG. I
buckled down and tried 1101 10
break any ribs as I was shoved
every possible chrectlon.
At one poin1 the whole shov
ing merciless crowd was going
10 the lefo. so tha1 I lost my hold
on• companions shoulder. los1
8 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 John Linnel, one half of the pop duo They Might Be Giants
my balance, and fell gracelessly
10 the noor. Which. in retro
spect, I suspect was kind of hard
to do considering how tighlly
packed the crowd was in that
area. So I remember looking
around in a slight daze at a huge
black dark mass of people all
going in a dircc1ion 1hatcouldn't
be a, all helpful to my situaoion.
These arc seconds going by, by
1hc way. "This is h," I though1
to mysclr. •rm going to die. And
ohe show has hardly soancd.
More worse than I'm going lo die
is the fact 1ha1 my money will
be almos1 completely wasted.• I
remember blindly 1hrus1ing up
my righ1 hand 1owards where I
assumed there were people more
vertical than myself. And I re
member either grabbing
someone's hand or someone's
hand gnbbing mine. And I re
member some girl saying "I got
someone" before she and •
couple oohcrs he.lped drag me up. I 1hanked them profusely.
Soon after ohis near-miss, see
ing a hole in the space around
me that I couldn'o pass up, I
round a bcucr place 10 stand and
enjoyed the rest of the show im
mensely. I could sec the owo
Johns and the res, of the band
fine plus I had a place to dance
and move around a liulc now
wilhout being in dange.r of hav•
ing my skull cracked open by
some overly•cnthusiastic human
gorilla twice my size. Listen to
the music and watch ou, £or me.
As TMBG hails from Brook
lyn, I consider i1 an enonnous
privilege 10 be able 10 see my
much-beloved band in our fair
city. Two years ago when l saw
1hem last in Poroland, I didn, gco
into the show as much as I
should have; I felt deoachcd. As
eviden1 from my enthusiasm
over ohe greao show ohcy pul on
thao night, I shall never repeat
thai mistake. Snowpony debut sluggish, repetitive, boring
by Andrew Zahler Tins conglomcrallon of melo
dics (or lack 1hereol) features n
wide vancty of 10stn1mcnts.
lrom organs to conga drums to
manmbas. More orten than not,
rhis nuscellany j11s1 confuses 1hc
sound. In "Bad Sis1cr," for in
asrnncc, a rei:uively smooth
groove is shaucred uy sharp, dis
sonan1 horn snmplcs. ,,-----
Her bass lines drag
the album along in
passive aggression,
practically begging In naming their debut album
on Rad1oac11ve Records, the Bril·
,sh moSnowpony ou1did 1hem•
sclws. Tlir Slow-m11tio11 \Vc>rl<I <if
S11owpo11y 1s. m all ns glory, a
truly bonng record; the Lille
makes an apt introducuon. :1c•
knowlcdgmg their chstmtuvc
sound 1h•1 I fondly cull d1sso
nan1 drudgery.
The band, featuring fonner
members of My Bloody Valcn-
1inc and SLcrcolah. fusc.1i semi~
hypnu1lc melodies wi1h redun
dant bass lines and edcc1ic
bcalS. The overwhelming lack of
energy 1hat 1ypifies the album
comes 10 a he•d in the wallow
mg vocals or Katharine Gifford
(no rcla1lon 10 Ka1h,e Lee). Much or the blame for
Sllllwponys npp:1re111 chsdam for
enthusiasm lies with bassist
Dcbhk Googe. Her bass Imes
cl rag the album along fn passive
aggression, prnclically bcggmg
for 1he mcenuve of a carefully
placed cattle prod. for the incentive of a
carefully placed cattle
prod. ----,,
drummer ld1 1he band after the
album's recording 10 pursue a
career in jazz... Kevm Bass re
places him behind 1hc se1.
Gifford's vocals lack bo1h po
etry and gri1. In 1hc blaiantl)'
oppor1unis1ic "Tilanic" Gifford
sings, ·•1-teading to a "'atery
grave :md no one on this lisl will
C\'Cr gel paid; maybe 1f )'OU be
have yourself you'll have noth
ing LO say: maybe if I behave
,nyself then I'll be snved. •Aper
fcc1ly good allusion is was1cd in
the nonsensical "Siamese Figlu
ing Fish· as Gifford brca1hcs oul
1hc line, "I'll be your Judas if
you'll be my queen; 1hls room
would be a palace If il had a
higher ceiling." voice covers an appreciable
range, exemplified bes1 by her
overlapping alto and soprano
harmonies in .. John Brown." But
her singing remains drawn out
and soaring in a mix that des
perately cries for accentuation. To be fair, the album isn'1
wi1hom ils merilS. Gifford. 1he
chief songwriter, shows talent
forin1cgratinga complex mix of
tracks ns well as displaying an
ingenuity in sampling rrom
Sonic Youth and Nick Cave.
Onl)' die-hard fans of these pio
neers, however, wi11 discern
these sublle 1ribu1es from
Snowpony's melce of sound. Thankfully. 1he rhy1hm sec
tion is rounded om by the com~
pc1en1 and inspired drumming
of Max Corradi. His parlS gen•
erally don't Iii 1hc songs-a re
deeming fcamrc since the drums
are the most acccntua1ing part
of the mix. Corradi strives 10
keep I he record inleresLing, es
pecially in "Snow Whi1e." The
double 1.ime drums lif1 an other•
wise droll song 10 mediocrity.
Corr-:1di's influence, however,
will be limi1ed 10 Tltc Slow-mo•
1io11 \Vorld ofSnowpony since 1he To hcrcredil, Gilford'sclcg•m If Snowpony plans on mak
ing any impact whatsoever in the music mdusiry, Gifford and
company will have 10 pu1 more
energy into their next recording.
The band is currently 1ouring
wi1 h Grandaddy and comes to
Satyricon in Portland on Oc1. 6.
To anyone pinning on going I
highly recommend 1ha1 caule
prod and scvcr•l cups of coffee.
KLC FALL DJ SCHEDULE
MONDAY
12· 2
SARA VREELAND·~
urrections: SO's, new wave
lndie and Brit • pop
2-i
AMANDA SCHNELL •
Arrnnd.1 Hug 'a Kiss: Arri·
thing but chick rode. Don
)WT wool cardigan, Chuck
Taylors & black rim gl.lsses
to rock out to the Nindie"
& •emo• sounds coming
through your radio!
5-6
BRENDA SODOWSKY •
Community Raruo Show:
SpecW Guest Henery Ses·
sions from SW
Comection. Takes on local
iSlUeS and keeps us updated
oo SW Portland's hottest
news for a full hour the 1st
Mooday of -v month.
6-8
TIM MORSMAN • Qoin'. le In Your E;«: Hoje: Dr.Tim
is testing positive for the
l'unk!
K)-12
MIKE DAEMS & MONTE
MILLS • Buer Rock riUl2 'o
dock: An orgasmic blend
of rich Colmbian beans and
fine Corinthian leather.
Mahogony accents mix
with luxurious silk appoint·
ments for a woody yet re
fined smoke and a smoom
usy finish. No aftertaste.
TUESDAY
I· 3
MARTIN WILSON •
Chuoacabra: Mediocre
H.rdcore i-6
JOHN McCORMICK • lil2
Couirol: More punk, Oi and
dirty rock n roll th.m a per•
son Coln hJndle
8-10
FRED KENT • The Freaky
Fred Show: Non· stop Hip•
Hop
10· 12
C. IAN BACKLUND • ~
Midnight Thearre : live m
produced readings of classk
and cooten1porary short hor
ror fictioo
WEDNESDAY
2-i
ANDREW DAILY • fQor ~ : Mostly punk and
Hardcore, some college or
Indy rock and a couple of
other generes. However it will
all be mostly agressive music,
few popular songs, more un
derground srulf.
i-6
ZED KRAMER • I'm Gonna
Pl•x Some Rock Music : Big
headphones, tight shirts,
highwater pants, sweaters,
New Bal.-ince sneakers, Army
sidebags, Pall Mell's, lllq)ing,
Chamomile tf.'l, ;oum.1ls and
son1e music.
8-10
JOY LEISING & MEGAN
GARRETT. Hairy Hoy and
Nutmeg : A war between
rrusic tastes
10· 12
DAN METCALF • YQU
Know We Don't Flip· Eloo:
Hip • Hop: Wydef, Cipher,
KRS • one, R.llcim; no No
llmit or~ with heavy
duty computer•renerated
aM!r'S. QUINN SLOBODIAN
School Of Brats FM : Show
based around themes; eg.
abstraction.expermenta~ am·
bienr.
i-6
ADAM DIXON· All Holes
Filled With Dixon: If it's Emo,
alcemative, or hard roclc I play
it!! Eve-ything from Weezer
to Nadasurf, Modest Mouse
to R.1dlohead, Built to Spill to
Nirvana, it's all good. Randoo1
Jazz selections from such
greats as Coltrane, Davis and
Ellingtoo inserted for variety.
10-12
ROCKY CAMPBELL •
Rocky and His Goesr DJ : A
brief Journey chrough musical
genres. Hey, I'll even throw in
one of my Falco records if I
feet like. E\'ery week one of
my inc resting friends will join
me in d100sing.
FRIDAY
2-i
MIKE KIRKMAN • fum
Mike's Tragically SeosJriye
Show ; Wussy music from
bands such as The Cure,
Smims, Depeche Mode, Tori
Amos, branching out into
some more gothk themes.
SUNDAY
i-6
ST ARR AHRENS· B.ifldom
Tracki: ~ Mlsic; musk
from around the
country ... and around the
world lndie film surprises
Henry Fool, from page 8 day people. and is-as ii should be m
The director of the film, Hal movies-felt and understood ra1her1han
Hanley, has done a 1remendous job seen. This is no1 a min about victims nor
crealing a movie 1hat is not only in-abom vicilmizers; it's ju.st about people
1ercs1ing and original, hut also as en-1rying 10 do 1hcir best.
tcrtaining as it is meaningful. Many i1'- lncludc<l in the cxicndcd cast is
dependent lilms arc made 3nd enjoyed Simon:S sls1cr who has a lew !,'Teal lines
only by 1he indie audience of filmgocrs such as "God, I wanna get f-ed," and
1ha1 will line up 10 sec any1hing with 1he vain defense 1ha1, "af1er a couple of
a "Not Mndc in Hollywood· label on drinks, 1hercarc ple111y of guys who 1hink
il. Henry Fool is an excep1ion. The I'm cigh1een." Simon's mo1her is a lc1hnr
£ilm offers some amazing moments gic and heavily medicated woman who
1h01 guaramcc 1h:11 no nudiencc mcm-lis1ens to 1he moans and groans of her
ber will leave 1he 1heater emply• nymphomaniac daugh1er. An Asian do
handcd. nut shop owner and his daughter are par-
This is 1101 another 1alc of rags 10 Licularly wann charac1ers in 1he film. Also
riches or an idio1 savant 1elling a s1rongisthepries1whoexplains, "There's
simple man's view of the complex a place for everyone in 1his world, even
world around him. II is a film about a Henry."
mnn discovering 1ha1 he is an artist. The movie is everything b111 predict•
an artist discovering that he is onl)' a ahi :md the story avoids the pretentious~
man. h is a nlm 1ha1 incorporates ad-ncss 1ha1 3miclS so many dramas done
dilional 1hemcs ranging from slreel on a similar scale. Se1 in Queens, New
violence, racism and poli1ics 10 child York, •nd shot for a million bucks on 35
abuse and pedophilia. II denls whh mm t\lm (meaning small-budgc1 as op-
1hem in a manner 1ha1 docs 1101 sicken posed to low-budgc116 inn,), Henry Fool
the slomach bul rather opens 1hc rec• ;ves my recommendation without
mind. The ugliness of life affeclS 1hcsc reservation.
characters as much as it affeclS every-
New movie openrngs this week
Pecker
John Waters' la1es1 stars Edward Furlong (Terminaior 2) as Pecker,• young
boy whose habil of snapping pic1urcs of everything he sees yanks him 11110
1hc world or New York high-class an. (KOIN Center, Llyod Mali)
Permanent Midnight
A 1rue siory about 1clevision wri1er Jerry S1ahl, who fough1 a heroin
addlc1ion while wri1ing for ALE(KO!N Center)
Enter the Dragon
A Bruce Lee classic is reshown for ils 25th anniversary. (Cilnron Street The
attr)
Urban Legend
In the vein of Saum, 1his horror movie has ils killer ac1ing ou1 old urban
legends.(Play\ng everywhere)
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 9 =~=·o=ne=e=r=Lo~g============•Sports===========
Women's Soccer looking forward to a good year
Women's soccer
team works to
build comraderie,
not competition.
By Meaghan Lamarre
Lewis & Clarks women's soc
cer ieam has a place for every
one, from lifelong players to
people inspired by this year's
World Cup. Women of various
levels of skill compete on the
team; those new to soccer learn
from the more experienced play
ers. Together, Lhe players com•
binc 1heir individual skills and
talents to benefi1 the team.
The team has no official
coath: the women coach them·
selves and each other, capitaliz•
Ing on each 01hers' s1rcng1hs 10
help with others' weaknesses.
Thal means that 1here arcn~ any
loud-mouthed coaches sitting
on the sidelines yelling ·hustle!"
but instead everyone panicipates
in both coaching and playing.
Practices ore every Monday,
Wednesday and Friday but they
aren'L manda1ory so players who
have 100 much reading for ln
venling America can skip a prac•
ticc without feeling guilty.
The team plays against other
schools and as well as against
1cams in a Pon land recreational
league. As pan of the rec league, they have games on Sundays and
play against various groups of
women. some college 11ge. and
some older. The team tied one
of its games 2-2 and lost another
4-1. In the laner game, the op
posmg team was ccnainly aided
by a lack of players on the Lewis
& Clark bench (they played the
game with only 10 players).
That's a recurring problem ac
cording to freshman team mem
ber Magda Ph.illips: the team isn't
very organized and no one's sure
who'll be at the games. "h will
be bener." she said, "when we
get our new 1-shins." The teams
unifying new uniform will be
orange L-shins, which should
arrive soon.
Despite the occasional prob
lems. women's dub soccer has a
lot 10 offer pamc1pants. Sopho-LC Women's Soccer players having fun at practice.
more Jenni Hofstra. in her sec-'' -----------------
ond year with the team, said,
"The teams goal is 10 have fun• Playing soccer [for Lewis and Clark] has been
and whatever else happens, hap-a great opportunity to meet people outside of
pens. Phillips adds, "Playing soc-my class and my residence hall.
cer !for Lewis and Clark) has
been a great opportunity to meet Jenni Hofstra
people oul.Side of my class and
my residence hall." ------------------ ''
So if you·vc ever had the and would welcome you 10 their Portland's soccer fields. And if
slightest inclination to play soc-team. Who knows, you might playing the spon isn't your
cer, the women's club team is make some lifelong friends as thing, you might want 10 Just go
willing 10 show you the ropes you pass the ball across cheer them on.
r t Fall. 1998 Sports Schedule
s;..,:,.,Y
Volleyball
Sept. 25-26 at Linfield T0urnament@ 7:00
Sept. 30 at Unfield College@ 7:00
Oct. 2 Whitman College @ 7:00
Oct. 3 Whitworth College @ 1 :00
Oct, 10 Pacific Lutheran University @ 7:00
Oct. 14 at George Fox University@ 7:00
Oct. 17 atPacific University@ 2:00
Oct. 21 at Willamette University@ 7:00
Oct. 24 Linfield College @ 7:00
Oct. 28 Western Baptist College@ 7:00
Oct. 30 at Whitman College@ 7:00
Oct. 31 at Whitworth College @ 7:00
Nov. 7 NWC Tournament@ TBA
Nov. U-14 NCAA 111 Regionals@TBA
Cross Country
Oct. 3 Willamette Invitational
at Bush Pasture Park, Salem, OR@ 10:45
Oct. 10 Pacific Lutheran Invitational
at Ft. Steilacoom Park, Tacoma, WA@ 10:30
10 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 Oct. 17 Lewis and Clark Pioneer Open
at Mclver Park, Estacada, OR@ 10:30 a.m.
Oct. 31 NW C Championships
at Ft. Stellcoom Park, Tacoma, WA@ 10:30
Nov. 14 NCAA lll West Regionals
at Prado Park, Chino, CA@ 9:00
Nov. 21 NCAA Ill National Championships
at Dickenson College, Carlisle, PA@ 12:00
Football
Sept. 26 at Occidental College® 7:00
Oct. 3 Pacific Lutheran University @ 1 :30
Oct. 9 at Willamette University @ 1 :30
Oct. 17 at University of Puget Sound@ 1:30
Oct. 24 at Linfield College@ 1:30 p.m.
Oct. 31 at Whitworth College@ 1:30 p.m.
Nov. 7 Eastern Oregon State University@ 1:00
Nov. 14 at Claremont College@ 1:30
Information provided by
Sports Information Director, Julie Lapomarda Crew becomes varsity sport Cross Country teams
perform at Invitational By Kathy Carlson '' _______ _
After 25 years of rowing. 1he
LC Crew Team received 1he
honor or becoming a varsil)'
sport. Presiden1 Michael
Mooney gave the official an
no\lnccmcm lasl May to thcanx•
10usly walling rowers and
coaches.
"I'm 101ally 1hrillcd ,ha, after
25 years of the Crew Club oper
ating on a prclly high plane. we
arc able to reward the rowers nntl
1hcir coaches with 1hc opponu
nity of being on a varsity team,"
said Judy McMullen, Associate
Director of Physical Educntion
&-Athletics.
The long•awaitcd announcc
mcnl brough1 relief to many of
the rem ming rowers, as this will
give the team more funding m
general and beuer uaveHng con
ditions. l-lowcvcr, at the team's
infonnationa1 meeting last week,
Sieve Wallo, Director or Physi
cal Education & Athle1ics, ex
plained, "the changes won'1 hnp•
pen overnigh1," since there are
s1ill many details to be worked I'm totally thrilled
that after 25 years of
the Crew Club oper
ating on a pretty high
plane, we are able to
reward the rowers
and their coaches
with the opportunity
of being on a varsity
team.
Judy McMullen,
Associate Director of
Physical Education &Athletics
'' out, such as finding a trailer and
rnore permanent storage for lhc
boats.
Among the big changes ror
t.hc team are three new coaches.
including Anne Silbernagel,
licad Crew Coach. who rowed
wuh Bos1on College when their
crew team was jtLSl staning ou l
She has also competed a1 US Nationals. US Olympic
Spor1fes1, and the Canadian
Henley. Annie Chris1ie, the As
sistant Women's Coach., was a
1wo .. timc national champion
while rowing in the women's
eight al the University o[Wash
ing1on. The Mens Coach.James
Kohn, rowed with the light
weight men at Rutgers Univcr ..
suy for four years. All three are
excilcd 10 be here and arc an:i-;
lOUS 10 get the team out on I he
wa1er. "I[ I can get a £cw people
10 love the spon as much as I
do ... tha1 would be 101al satisfac
tion," said Coach Silbernagel.
As the ,cam Joins 1he NCAA
Division 111, more challenges
awai1. Rowers will be expected
to practice more frequcmly than
before. "There is also • higher
!C\'CI or expectation in terms of
commitment of the studcru :nh
letc lO the rowing program."
said McMullen.
1r you arc imercsted m Join•
ing crew or have quesuons. con
tact the coaches al ext. 7556. or
visi1 their office m Zehntbauer
Swimming P,wilion.
l'HOTO 9Y Ow.t NtCK(S()N MENOf ➔UM The LC men's
• Cross Country
team makes a
good showing at
the Big Cross
Invitational.
By Marisa Quinn
On a beau1ilul, sunny day m
Pasco, Lewis & Clark's Cross
Couniry team headed ou1 for
1hcir second race. This years Big
Cross lnvi1a1ional brough1 10·
get her eight out of the ten
Northwest Conrcrcncc tcnms:
1 here were 17 1eams in all.
The Pioneer men auackcd 1he
course cmhusiastically last Sat
urday. Despite the spongy foot•
ing, seven or , he. men Ci ms heel
with their season's best 1imcs.
Sophomore captain Chris Mayer
once agam led his team across
the line in 18th place with a tune
of 27:08, almost one minute
faster than his time on 1hc Pasco
course las1 year. Fellow team•
mates Chris Jensen and Andrew
Ault made signiricom contribu-
1ions following Mayer's lead,
addlng their own personal l)C-SIS
lO 1hc record, as d,d Neil Weare
nnd bn Townley, rounding out
the sconng live. "The ll1g Cross
course lS not a fast course as the
ground 1s so loose and soil, ..
Coach David Fix commc.ntcd, .. ,
was Jmprcsscd that 1hc men s1ill
all improved their limes so <lrn~
11101 icall y. •
On 1hc women's ~ack. the
course. was not as rorgiving.
There were no senson hests. Un•
Classified
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Call 524-3941 for i,iform11110,i. fortunately, the disappointment
deepened when seven or the
eight conference schools racing
edged by the Pioneers. Senior
Marisa Quinn crossed the finish
line in 35th place in a tirnc of
20:31. a disappoin11ng fimsh in
companson to her expectations
and previous ume on the course.
Sophomore Emily Erwin
stepped up again 1.h,s Saturday
10 finish second for LC, followed
closely by freshman Caitlin
Mitchell, sophomore Chris1ina
Donchowcr, and freshman Talia
Epstein. "With l 97 total racers
on 1he course, the crowded con-,,-----
1 was impressed that
the men still all
improved their times
so dramatically.
Coach David Fix -----,,
ditions made il hard to pass/
noted Coach Fix. The slow start
had an obvious impact on the
young team. \.V1th :m cx1ra week
h) rcc.:ovcr and rcrnin 1hcir opti
mism. the women arc looking
forward 10 1heir next race with
clc1cm11n:nion, and t1 llC\V str:tl
cgy,
The W1llamc11c lnv1m1onal,
Saturday. Oe1 3. is going 10 hold
kn even more cxc11111g f1n1sh
than the prcv1ot1s race L::ist
year's rncc hrought m 279 fimsh
crs in the women's mce, and 327
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The_ LC volleyball !earn at practice. '.he team recently won a match
against the alumni 3-1. The team will compete in a tournament at
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September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 11 publick occurrences,o/M.,,lk,,,,,_,.
Friday
Sc1n. 25
The large ceramic work of Jun
Kaneko will show in the Gallery
of Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Saturday
Sept. 26
SOFA Cinema presents the dark
comedy In the Company of Men,
the winner of the Filmrnaker's
Trophy at the 1997 Sundance him
Festival. Showtimes at 7:30 and
10 pm in the Council Chamber.
Ceramics of Jun Kaneko
continues to show at 11 am in the
Gallery of Contemporary Art.
Go listen and talk to British-born
BIiiy Bragg al 6:30 pm at Music
Millennium. Sunday
Sept. 27
SOFA Cinema Sunday Matinee at
1 pm in the Council Chamber
showing As Good As It Gets only
getting better.
Tuesday
Sept. 29
Gallery exhibition of
Jun Kaneko's ceramic work
continues in U1e Gallery of
Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Environmental Law Colloquium
Representatives will speak at 12
pm in Classroom 1 at the Law
School about the Yes on 66
Campaign for Parks and Salmon.
.£,~ di.'-~
• -~ Wednesday
S<:.e._t. 30
Jun Kaneko exhibit in the Gallery
of Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Thursday
Oct. l
The One-Act Plays start at
7 and 10 pm in the Black Box In
the Fir Acres Theater for the
measly price of $1. See the
More of U1e Jun Kaneko exhibit in
the Gallery of Contemporary Art
at 11 am.
MXPX play with Homegrown at
LaLuna at 9:30 pm.
$8 in advance. More One-Acts at 8 pm in the
Black Box in Fir Acres Theater for
the low, low price of $1.
Law Forum about Labor Markets
and Employment Law in the 21st
Century in Classroom 1 at the
Law School at 8 am.
11 am m the Gallery of
Contemporary Art are the
ceramics of Jun Kaneko.
For those who haven't gotten
enough, there will an Inventing
America Lecture at 1:50 pm in the
chapel by Curtis Johnson, dean of
social sciences and professor of
political science, who will speak
upon the Theoretical
Underpinnings of the Foundmg:
The Liberal and Republican
Traditions in American Political
Volleyball vs. Whitman College
in the Pamplin Sports Center
al 7 pm.
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LcW1s & Clark College's !-lt1cknt-n1n newspaper
Volume 63, Number 2 Friday, September 2 5, 1998 http://www.lclark.edu/-piolog
ASLC supports alternative parking plan
by Andrew Zahler
The ASLC studcn1 council
voted unnnimously un Monday
10 rcJce1 1he parkmg proposal
pui forwnrd by Lewis & Clark
President Michael Mooney this
mom h, nncl 111s1ead urged 1hc
College 10 ndop1 1 he plan b,d
ou1 by 1hc Transpona11011 Adv,.
sory Grou1> (TAG) las, spnn~.
The decision closely paralleled
the Northwestern School of L,w
of l.,•wis and Cl.1rk College Stu•
dent B:ir Associa11on's (SBA)
rcso1uuon carhcr this mon1h 1u
suppon the same plan, ll\'C Council's plan," \\11.xson
s:;uct
Wixson cl1cd 1he TAG plan's
fee s1nLcmrc, carpool mcenuve~
and neighborhood shuulc pro•
pos"I ns ccmr>l 10 the council:.
support
The Silt\ passed • s11nolar
rcsolmion earhcr 1hi.s month .,f
,er MooneyS Scpl 4 mcnl0 10 lhc
LC conununily. In a Sept. H let·
tcr 10 Mooney, the SBA sided
w11h the TAG proposal based on
1hc same 1hrce po1n1s cited by
Wixson. The lcucr concludes:
"\Ve :1pprcciatc 1hc CX;"1mina11on
or iransponauon solu1lons by
,vcryonc mvolvcd, and sirongly
cncuu r:igc 1 ha1 1he college arlop1
and 1mplcmc111 the TAG pro•
posal. •
PHOTO 8YOIAN£ MCl<.lSON MENOMLIM Aecorclmg Lo ASLC Prcsidcn1
Ge-nc Wixsun, 1hc council
passed an official rcsolu1io11 for
Wixson 10 drnr, a lcucr 10 1hc
adnm11s1m11011. The lcucr, sub
Jcc1 10 council approval, will
commend the admims1ra11on•s
clfons 10 solve 1hc park mg prob
lem bm ttlLimatcly s11ppon 1hc
TAG proposal. •we don·1 feel
1ha1 TAG Is perfect but we feel
thal il's heller 1han 1he Exccu-Wixson expcc1s adch11onal
groups In the LC commun11y 10
follow sun, "\Ve'rc anticip:lting
law school facuhy, umlcrgmdu
atc facuhy and support staff 10
come Olll with .simih,r resolu
uon, supporimg 1hc TAG rcc
ommcndmion.• Parking spaces at Lewis & Clark College are scarce during lhe day, as lots overflow with
student and faculty automobiles. ....
Oronto Douglas shares views with LC students
by Andrew Hudak --------
Oron10 Douglas spoke ,1 1hc
I.aw School on Friday, Sep, 19
~bou1 Nigeria's past and prcscni.
His dcscrip1ion of 1hc long lis1 of
oppression and abuses, cnviron
memal and human ngh1s, Cl'C:1ted
a sad plCLUre. IL remmdccl ~vcry
onc m 1hc auchcncc ol their place
m the world and in history. damage be swppcc.l. Douglos re
marlml that •so manv of 1is had 10
sleep in Jail for speaking 0111."
Dougla<' cle1a1led account of
Ntgerin's hmory ol suhjugauon be·
gan with 1hc Europe1t11 coloniza
uon and extraction or palm oil
1hrough ,he Royal Niger Co 100
ycnrs :,go, Then, as 1s happenmg
oghl now, the oc<:uptmonnl group
did no1 share 1he wealth produced rrom the North :incl were not con
nec1ed w11h the groups they
guarded in 1hc South
Throughou1 the day, Douglas
S1rcsscd 1hc slnnlonty be1wetn the
historical shuatfon and current is
sues wl1hm Nigeria. While
his1orically1he resource was palm
oil, today. crude oil runs 1he coun•
1ry . It makes up 90% of Nigeria's
exports However, litclc of this
wealth has made i1
10 1hc communities
who live on 1h01
land. Not only was
1hcre llulc comptn·
sa1lon, but Douglas
iold uf rivers pol
lu1ed and forests cut
down 10 a !low I he
oil companies, in•
cludmg Shell,
Chevron, and Mo
bile, to extroct 1his
valuable resou rec. Ile con11cc1cd the
prtsen1 s1atus of the
people living in the
Niger Dcha 10 1heir
rolomal12al1on, bemg
"li<.xnl" with 01hcr na-
11011s uf people mto .,
smgle counlr)' whh
few common custom:,
or laws Tim concli,
1 ion mmslalcd mlo the
cl1c1a1orsh1p rulrng
over N1gen:1 The cur•
rent power s1ruuurc
h:IS prevented any and
all conversation be
tween tradnional na ..
tions in Nigcri:l nnd Oronto Douglas, right, with Daphne Wysham from the
Institute for Policy Studies in Washington, D.C. These prncuccs
arc m ducct v1oln-
1ion of the cuhural
the crca1ion or an inclusive process
of law Accompanied by the nco
colonialmn or muhinauonal corpo
rations, Douglas tells or curren1 op•
prcsslon from bo1h within and with•
OUL
Douglas served on Ken Saro•
Wiwa's cldcnsc 1c:tm m 1hc N1ge4
ria11 knngaroo court wh1ch sen•
1enccd him 10 dea1h. The m1crnn-
1ional community recognized 1he
falseness of 1he charges levied
against h11n. Hts only crime was
s~1nding up to Abacha'sdic1a1orsh1p
and 1he ml companies. He de
manded 1ha1 the cnvironmenial from this resource with 1he indig•
1:nous peoples. Their mode of pro·
test was 10 destroy 1hc physical "in
.st ru ments or suppression," ex•
plained Douglas. These demands
for a shore of this wcahh wen: me,
by soldiers wn h guns.
The siructure left by "the 1h111k
crs and planners or colonrnlJSm"
threw separate nattons into a single
s1a1c. Douglas emphasized thts
point 1hroughou1 his 1alk. When
asked lfhe had co11fromed the sol•
die rs who arc used to oppress their
own people, Mr. Douglas re•
spondcd 1ha1 1hcse soldiers came laws of the nrca,
Douglas described the Ogonls and
others In 1he Niger Ocha region as
part of nawrc.. He staled 1ha1 "we
are not above nature• :1nd lh:u "we
did no, crc,nc or m,•cn1 1hdores1.•
11 was this view or 1he world •nd
1he dcslr\lction around them 1hat
motivates I he demand 1ha1 I he oil
companies clcun up their mess.
At tins pom1, Douglas connected
the audience to this snunt ion ;md
explained wha11hcycould do to 1111•
pae1 a change. I-le compared
Nigerin'ssiumtion toapar1heid, hm
noted ll is much worse than Apart
heid. He appealed forihc audience to pressure our govern•
mcnis and the compamcs to
change 1heir prac11ccs. •If
\YC :ire ~ncnt here WC arc
conspiring for this situation
to cominuc." Douglas said,
Ac1ivi1ics like boyco11s
worked lo embarrass com•
panics like Shell and how
l he power 10 influence
change in 1heir prac1iccs.
The 1alk concluded wi1h
questions to Douglas and a
rcnunder of the World Banks ,ole mall of 1lus. A
rcprcscnta11,•c or thl· lnsu
lLIIC [or Pohcy 51ud1es iold
1hccrowd 1ha11hc1nax clol,
lars arc 10 be used for fossil
luel development. These
proJeNs would then send
enormou~ amounts of CO2
m10 1he a1mosphcre, push•
ing global wam1ing fanhcr
up the 1hcrmo111c1cr. This
c:ondusion rcmfon'cd Dou
glas· mc.ssage 1ha1 «.lUr hvc.~
and rmurcs arc connected
Tryon exposure
By Angela Nusom
Several rcceni inci
dents mvolving n young
man cxposmg himself 10
women along the irails in
Tryon Creek have n11sed
concern within tJ,e stu
den, body and among
safely officials.
The four lnc:idc.n1s
have: nil occ:uncd in 1 he
mid-a[1crnoon, with 1he
exception of the mosL re•
cen1 display, on Wednes
day morning. All have
occurred 1n Lhe same.
area. near the Nature
Cen1er, and involved a
young man with the
same physical descrip•
tlon-asix foot t.'\11 white
male with dark hair. The
mosl recenl dcscrip1ion
indicated he was wearing je.,ns and a 1-shir1.
Though Campus
S:lfoty has seen no indi
auion of lhc occurrc.nc.:e.s
cscalaung, Campus
Sa[ety Director Bill
Curtin w:1ms people, and
young women m particu
lar, to make sofe choices
nboUI cxcrc:is'mg In Tryon
Creek. "Research lndl•
ca1es that a lot of these
0ashers have 1umcd into
sexual pre.d3tors," said
Curlln.
In 1he pasl, Campti$
Safety auemptcd 10 enlis1
assistance with snfe1y in
Lhc Tryon area by dis
cussing the possible
implementation or a
horse panol. Though
Curtin cannot say
see Tryon, page 2
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 1 =Pi=on=ee=·r=Lo::2:g======·News=========
What is Free University?
by Kate Pham
Interested in teaching dance
10 your fellow students? Whal
about sraning a discussion group
on hnmoscxuality? Or assembling
a group of studems 10 prac11ce
dl':lwmg wgc1 her? Or knmingr Or
auto mecha111cs? A1 J!rcc Univcr•
s11y. all these 1h111gs can happen,
and more.
Bui wall. Dun~ pack your bags
10 transfer free Universh)• will be
right here al Lewis & Clark. Starl•
ing 1his spring semester, Free U.
will serve as a son of ahernativ~
sehool-wi1 hin-a-school where stu
denlS, teachers, s1aff, and alumni
can explore various topics, issues,
anti activities cogcthcr without
grades or credits and at little or
no cost.
Anyone-whether• firs, year
s1uden1 or long-1enurcd profes
sor-can teach a class or lead a
discussion drclc. ;\nd anyone, in
dudmg teachers and alumni. can
join a cl:'1.SS. This semester, 1 he
free Umversi1y Uoard issohming
proposals from anyone who
Tryon thinks 1ha1 he or she would like
10 lead a group 10 explore a topic.
By 1hc end or Oc1obcr, 1hc lis1
of classes should be sc1, and the
sl\ldenls will begin planning for
1he classes of spring semester.
A 101 or people 1alk abou1 the
lack llf a sense or communily. for
mony s1Uckn1s, LC is a place IO
go 10 clas.s and not much more.
But it can be so mud1 more.. In
his opening convocation speech,
Professor Schoeneman praised the unique leammg and living en
vironment o[ Lewis & Clark and
talked ,bout 1he idea of 1eachcrs
ns SlUdcnLS and slUde.nls as teach
ers. Free University is one oppor
lunily for this idea 10 wrn into
reality.
for mOl't i11fomwtion, e-maif
activi1y@lclarl1.edu or stop by
i/1e Sr11dc11r Aclfvlries Ojfirc 10
p,cl, up a course 11roposal t1ppl1-
rario11 (due Ocr. 30).
Friends and family mourn
loss of Jordana Hornick
continued from front page by Angela Nusom
whether 1hls will be again considered a
possibility, he pl,ins on discussing h wuh
1 he Ponl.md Pohce Bu re;iu
Curun•s :1Cl\11cc to anyone who migh,
tome upon a shmhtt snu.umn 1s hl "make
a big ruckus.• "Some just l:tugl1.· he said,
"and 1he perpetrator 1akcs 1hn1 response
chc wroug way."' The mcrcase in the num
ber ,,f occurrences b1cly hllS pfoplc con
ccmed, and Cu run asks 1ha1 people no,
und('rts11ma1c the danger or these in•
stances. • rhcsc people can be prcdniory
and dangerous.• he said. A memorial in rcmembr.mcc of Lc,vis & Clark
s1udcn1 Jorda no Hornick will take place near 1he
rcnccung pool on Thursday, Oc1. I a, 3:30 pm.
Jordana dtccl or ::i drut overdose on AuR 9 and
hc.1 humly had a personal mcmor1;1I lor her on
1hcll1h.
The park mamger, L.1rsen Loring, also
sircsscd the importance of personal
sale1y. but mentioned 1ha1 reporting in
c1den1s was I he key. "The st udcms can
help us too." he said ... \Vc'rc cncourag•
ing anyone to report 10 the park. We re
ally wa111 h to be SIOppcd, too.• Born on March 13. 1977 in 5.11cm. Orc .. Jorclana
moved w Portland wilh her family. She a11cndcd
Lincoln Migh School and was a Nauoml Menl
Scholar wumcr. Main1ainmg her early academic
success.Jordana was going mto her junior year 3t
LC, a psychology major with an i111crcs1 in gen
der studies. She was also ac1ive in 1hc Unhcd
Sexuall1ies group on campus. Mark Duntley. Dean
of I he Chapel said, "She was a very virnl and amaz
ing person in a lot of respects."
Her friends and Du111 Icy arc exploring ideas
for 1hc crea1ion of a las1ing memorial to Jordana
by way of providing cx1ra suppon 10 siudems who
may has•e struggled with similar issues.
OSPIRG Space
OSPIRG has been wi1hou1 an
orfice since 1he summer, when
1hc Events Coordinator moved
into their former office in
Tem ple1on S1 udcm Ccmer. The
Barnes & Noble office was va
caicd as of Scp1embcr 21 and
P11blica11ons will be looking 11
over to sec 11 fi1s ,heir needs. If
the office becomcsovailablc, 1he
OSPIRG rcprcscma1ivc prcscn1
at Monday's meeting confirmed
1hn1 1hey do want it.
LC Olympics
Siuden1 Rose Hya11 anended
the meeting 10 reques1 money to
fund the annual LC Olympics.
The total cos, o[ 1he proposal
came to S 1840.40, The money
would come from the General
Alloca1ions
Board (GAB), bu1 since GAB is 1101 entirely Conned yc1 1his
)'car, ASLC agreed 10 act as GAB
for 1he purpose of making a de
cision on 1his proposal. Discus
sion began regarding the issue.
and 1he proposal was 1abled un-
1il the end of the mecling when
Exccu11veSession (for GAB) was
held. During Exccmivc Session,
S 1440 was approved 10 fund the
Ol)•mpics. ISLC Representative
and Student Reprcscn1a1ivc
Brenda Dorrance could no, vote
as 1hC)' arc involved In 1hcOlym•
pies in some way.
Parking Update
ASLC discussed the possible
endorsement of the proposal by
1he Transponaiion Advisory
Group (TAG). (Sec anicle "Col
lege proposes parking fees," 9/
18/98) VP of SAAB Erin Bailey
proposed a recommendation to
2 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 TAG 10 expand 1he existing
shu11 le services by exlending the
routes 10 1hesurrounding neigh
borhoods. Thai being heard,
S1udem Rcprescn1a1ive Eli Mad
rone mo1ioned that ASLC Presi
dcm Gene Wixson write a leucr
in support of the TAG proposal,
along wi1h 1he shuulc-scrvice
recommendation and crcdil
given IO 1hc Exccu1ive Council.
VP of S1uden1 Groups Amy
Arns1ein seconded. and the mo-
1lon passed unanimously.
Crew Money
Crew has bcct'>me varsily this
year, and 1hereforc, 1herc is a
SI 1,000 surplus in the club
sports fund. Crew coach Steve
Wallo onginally came 10
Wixson. informally incp1iring
whether lhis surplus could be
donated 10 1hc crew team. A
new shell or shell 1railcr is ap•
parcmly needed. There has not
been any formal propo:;al given
to the council and Wixson af
finned 1ha1 he has not heard any-
1hing on the subject since Wallo ~ Crime ~ Beat
courtesy of Gregg Wanciak, Campus Safety
Scpl<-mbcr 16
Over the weekend prior, sev
eral incidents of food being sto
len from public rcfrigcrawrs in
Copeland and Plau were re
por1cd. In nil incidents. notes
we.re lcf1 stating .. You have been
robbed blind by 1hc Kilhcen
(sic) Liberation Am,y• The word
khchen was misspelled in I hcse
notes.
September 17
A person no1 associa1ed \1/ith
the college and possibly 1ran
sicnt, was formally ircspasscd
from the campus af,cr becoming
violc111 toward a Campus Safe1y
officer. The 1rans1en1 person had
come to campus saying he was
ill and needed food but rlidn'1
have any money. He w:-as allowed
lO cat al Templeton bm became
hosulc and physically threatened
a O,mpus Safety officer when
1he officer Mkcd him for infor,
mat Ion for 1he repon 1he officer
had 10 file.
A stuclcmS car, parked m t l 1c
Gnswold lot, received mmor
damage in a hn :ind ntn acc1•
dc111 The nature of 1hc damage
suggcs1ed 1ha1 a truck or other
large vchidc was the cause.
Paint was spm tcrcd on I he
side and windows or lhc
Templc1on S1uucnt Center
Mulu-coiorcd designs (spirals,
ln.:c~. i::1.1rs) were m;tde.
September 18
A hanging flower basket was
rcponccl slokn from Copeland,
near 1he Rcs1den1 O1rec1or's
apartment
Scp1cmbcr 19
Campus Safc1y responded w
a re 1xm of the smell o( rnanJ ua na
front ;.1 rcs1dcnl1s room m Alder.
A student iu chc room aclmutcd
10 smoking m3rijuana but no
mnriju3na was conn.sc:ucd.
A Campus Safc1y vehicle was
vandalized while II was parked
spoke to him. Madrone won
clcrecl whet her this surplus
money had been intended for
something else. Drummond
said she'd look for 1he answer 10
the inquiry. 01herwise, the
money will roll over IC> 1he ex
ecutive fund 10 be rcalloca1cd.
Peer Review Board
Peer Review Board ChidJus-
1ice Dan Mctca][ asked council
to approve 13 members (ins1ead
or the usual 12), the 131h being
an alternate off-campus rcprc
scnlalive. Madrone motioned
1ha1 the council approve the 12
members and one altem:uc.
SAAB Rules of Procedure
Assistant to 1he VP of SAAB
13uuy Nielsen wen, 1hrough lhe
current clraf1 of the rules of pro
cedure for SAAB 10 clarify, reor
ganize and correct errors and in
c:onsistcnc-ics. Some of the mi•
nor changes made were gone
over during the meeting. h was
asked whether 1here ls a previ
ously approved version or 1he
rules from ehher of 1he previous in front of the Campus Safety
office Three people were seen
standing ncx1 to the vehicle as
an officer approached. When the
officer w;_ts seen, the three sub-
1ects fled. Minutes la1er another
Campus Snfctyofficcr, coming 10
assis1 the first officer, saw three
subjcc1s closely ma1chrng 1hc
descrip1ion of 1hose persons
seen near 1hc Campus Safety
vehicle. The subjeclS ned imo
the brush by the w:uenower
next to the Francisc;,n Renewal
Center bu I were •J>prchended.
At least one or I he subjects was
also m\'olvcd 111 d,c marijuana
inciden1 reported above.
September ll
Using a blue marker pen,
someone wrote ··ESQ" on walls
1hroughou1 Plau and Howard
halls.
A law student, while exercis
ing in Tryon Creek Staie Park,
encountered a 1all. thin. white
mnlc wilh dark hair. l·hc subj«I
w:15 >landing a few feet off the
trail with hb sl11r1 orf and his
pan1s around his ,rnklcs. n,e
subJtCl was bcmg the smdcm
and n1as1urba1ing while he
stared :u her. The s1udcnt nnmC•
dintcly left the area nnd rcwn1cd
to c.1mpu.s
This is the third 111c1de111 of
1his nature reported to C1mpus
S:ofc1y. Eacl, nf 1hcse inc1cil'm<
h:is involved a tall, whit~ male
subject with dark hair. E.1th of
these inciden1s has occurred 111
the s:unc area or Tryon Creek
S1a1e P>rk, near the Nature Cen
ter, E:,ch of these incickn1s h:1.s
occurred in late aft-:-rnoon.
Plc:t..1,e use caution ir ym.t go
10 Tryon Creek S1a1c Park. Fol
low common sense pr<>ccdurcs
such as gomg with a friend or
lctllng someone know where
you will be and when you will
be back.
semesters. A working version of
1hc Rules of Procedure is neces
sary to Sl3rt SAAB's ye:or. VP of
Budget & Finance Hillary
Drummond motioned for condi-
1ional approval or 1his version
unul a previously approved ver
sion is round. Dorrance sec•
onded, and 1hc mo1ion passed
unanimously.
Miscellaneous
ThcASLC Fall Re1rea1 was or
ganized, wi1h 1hcdcp:1nure time
Friday at 7:00 pm. Wixson
s1ressed 1ha1 the college's policy
on alcohol al school events will
be observed. Wixson also sug
gested that 1hc council volun1cer
in an beach clean-up with 1hc
Oregon environment group
SOLV (Stop Oregon Liucr and
Vandalism) on Saturday morn
ing. The council agreed 10 the
suggestion.
Bailey, Nielsen. and VP or
Budget & Finance Hillary
Drummond will be attending the
Nonhwes1 Studem Leadership
Conference. Law students contest Houston Field parking lot
by Jeremy Brown
Taking their classroom les
sons into the courtroom, a group
often Lewis & Clark law school
students and alumm wdl present
their case against the proposed
Houston Field pnrlfing lot LO the
Oregon L1nd Use lloard ,,r A p·
peals on October 29 111 Salem
The proposed l01 incll,ckcl m
the College's ten-year m;istcr
plan, would pave a section of
forest near the law school and
potcnually aITcct two foclernlly
protected wetlands and an en
dangered populat,on of s1ccl
hcad trout in Tryon Creek. The
lot is separate from the one pro•
posed in 1ht master plan for the
north end of the undergraduate
campus.
This legal bauk follows the
law students' appeal last spring
of Portland City Council's ap•
proval of the master plan. The
council rejected that appeal
unanimously. According to Brent
Foster and Brett Brownscombc, two of the law students who filed
the appeal, the case has more 10
do with pubhc safety and trans•
portation impoc1s than with
trout or trees.
.. There are much better ways
10 solve LC's parking problem
than JUSt ndding another park
mg l01." Foster said, The law SIU·
dents .,lso claim that the bike
path from the proposed l01 to the
law school is dangerously dark
and narrow.
Administraiion officials
counter 1hai it will be impossible
to reduce car traffic significantly
enough to make 1he lot unncc•
essary and that 1he bike path will
be adequately patrolled, M ichacl
Scstric, faciliLies planner, said
that vehicle traffic would have
10 be CUI In hair in order 10 avoid
addmg the lot. "I don't see 50
percent or 1hose cars go111g
awni•." he said. "That's a big
number,"
Originally. construction on
the l01 was scheduled 10 begin
this summer, but the lcng1h of the hearing process made i1 im
possible 10 begin work. Now the
lot's consmic1ion 1s on hold in•
definitely.
According 10 Ses1ric, the Col
lege has turned Its nnenllon 10
building a larger parking struc·
1ure on the main campus hchmd
Pamplin Sports Center. But, he
said, "Even i[ we do build the
garage. we'v<" still got 10 have
parking al the law school."
That answer doesn't sallsfy
1he law students "The school
needs LO pul a good faith cITon
,mo really pushing for transpor•
muon alternatives."
Brownscombc said. "I don't
think the school's domg that
now.•
Foster charges that the col
lege and the city of Portland
made signifk-:mt errors in draw
ing up and approving the mas
ter plan, Oregon land use policy
calls for a 10 pcrccm recluc1ion
in per capita parking spaces over
the next 20 years. In calculating
1hc per capila number of park• ing spaces on campus, the Col
lege used ils maximum alloncd
1,740 spaces rnther than the cx
lSting number of 1,468, ,,-----
There are much better
ways to solve LC's park
Ing problem than just
adding another parking
lot.
Brent Foster
Law Student -----,,
"They're using tin· specula•
tivc number ... Foster said.
"'These mcn't C\•cn rcnl sp.;1ccs."
Scstric acknowledges that the
College's calculations include
the higher number. "We're
CO\tnting what we've been au-
1honzed to build there." he said.
"That's not tricky counnng. The
ract we havcn·l built them lS hn
matcrial." He addccl 1ha1 the
master plnn still calls for a re
duction in the overall number of spaces.
Administr.uion officials such
as Jim Huffman, dean of the law
school, arc confident that the
land use board will reject the s111-
cknts' claim. "The city's on firm
ground and I thmk the land use
bo:ml w,11 take a slmtbr pos
ture," he S-4.iicl.
Brownscomb-=: disagrees. ·1 tS
not a [nvolous appc.11," he said
'"The reason bclund I he cnvuon
mcnui.l laws we do h~ve is 10 stop
the damage that has been clone
and 10 prevent further damage.·
Huffman secs no comrad1c-
1ion th,u the best cnvironmcn ..
ml law school In Lhc country ,s
battling its own students over
the construction of the parking
lot. •we arc nol lobbying for the
environment, or any1hing, for
1 hat mnncr. \Vc'rc in the busi•
nessol providing cduc.11ion." he
said. •we shouldn't prcs,une that
all of our students wan1 to be
Sierra Club lawyers. If we did we
would be an inferior institu•
Lion.'"
First Environmental Studies symposium set for October
by Andrew Zahler
To mark the launch of the En
vironmental Studies major al
Lewis & Clark College. depart
ment chair Evan Williams and
the inaugural graduating class
have organized I he first annual
LC Environmental Studies Sym
posmm !or Oc1. 19-23.
Designed and planned by a
dcdlco1cd group of s1udcms, ,he
$"f'l\'1'0SIUl11 will reficet the pht•
losophyand broad nature of the
m:ijor. The S)'lnposium will fea
ture two pnnd 1.h:.-cussions each
d.1)1 un n wide f:ln};C or Sll bjCClS,
Crom :ihcrnnttvc 1r:msporL.111on
lU environmental jUSlllC, Orga•
nizcrs plan 10 approach each is
sue from a number of perspec•
tives 10 bcner facilitate environ-mental problem solving.
According 10 Williams, much
of the credit for the event's plan
ning belongs 10 the students.
lasl spring, Williams and the
majors discussed 1hc planning of
the fall senior seminar. "They
decided a symposium would be
a great way 10 sian off the pro
gram with a bang," the chemis
try professor said. "The seniors
and l plonnc<l 1hc senior S(•m1•
nar m ndvance of n be.mg nm;
it's a collabora11vc eITort," he
added.
Senior Manhew Follett, how•
ever, rce:ognUcd the contnhu•
11ons of Williams and other rac•
ulty ll.l the S)•mposium. 'll
couldn't be succcsslul without
facult)' support." he said.
WIiiiams, who has dedicn1cd
New Internet connection
will be tested in Platt
By Linnea Jean Thompson
A new kind or lnlemel COil·
neetion technology will be tested
soon in Plau residence hall. ac
cording to Jon Elderidge, Direc•
tor of Residence Life.
Currently, slUdents In Plan,
like those in about 60 percem of
residence halls on campus, must
use :l modem to access the
lnt.cmcl. Ho\,tCvcr, starting soon,
Plnu res,dems will be able to
access the lmemcl using Sym•
metrical Digital Subscriber Linc
(SDSL), • fairly new technology
1ha1 is about 10 times as fast as
a modc1u.
SDSL Is a technology that
uses the exis\ing copper phone
lines LO transmit information,
but does not use a 1raclltional
modem. lnstcad. each room in
Plan will be able to borrow the
necessary converter, and it will
communkatc \Ylth another box
m the Plau phone wiring closet.
There are two main adva11-
1ages 10 this technology over
using a modem. The first oclvan-
1age is speed, as SDSL is around 10 times as fast as a modem, The
second a<lvan1.c1gc is that one c~m
use the phone for voice and
lntemet acc.tss simultaneously.
SDSL is being tried as a short•
lcrm solution to "'wire" the:
dorms cheaply and quickly, at
around 15-20 perccm ol the cost
of Ethernet, however it is not
able 10 handle Ethernet's high
transfer speed,
The trial will allow up to 90
pcrccm of Platt residents 10 use
this new technology, They will
be able to check oul the convert
ers at no cosl. However, they will
need to supply their own com
puters with Ethernet cards 10 be
part of the trial.
According to Elderidge. the
college wants evemuaUy 10 allow
everyone to access the 1ntcrnel
as quickly and easily as possible.
without tying up the phone line..
Currently, around 40 percent of
the residence halls arc wired for
Ethernet, and the rest arc lim•
itecl 10 modem connections. If
l his trial works well, it may be
extended 10 other dorms next
year. the past two years to lhc creation
of an Environmental Studies
major at LC, believes 1hai every
environmental issue has connec•
tions with lhe: humanities, the.,~
social sciences, and the natural
sciences. '"You cannot look at an
environmental issue without
looking al all three of those as•
pecis," Williams said. "That's
built into the major and it's built
into the symposium."
With panel discussions
planned for topics such as cli
mate comrol, nltemauve energy sources, and cncbngcrcd species,
Williams hopes this philosophy
will crcace and mainrnin a bal ..
anced ptrspcc1ivc for the cvcm.
The symposmm will lcamre not
only environmemalisl speakers,
bu1 conservative voices coming
to raise their concerns as well.
For instance.John Belton, a pri•
vate timber owner and biologist,
will speak on the effect of the
Endangered Species Act and
government regulations on Lhe
umber industry,
Accordmg to Follell, 1hts bal-anced perspective is essential to
addressing environmental prob•
lcms. "There's a third step of en•
vnonmcntalism emerging Lh:u
involves starting civil discourse.
and esLablishing a common
ground," Folleu said. "For yen rs
it's just been opposing s,dcs
withoul discourse.•
J,Villiams concurs, "To solve
pro9lems you can'l just do yom
own ,hing, you have to sec
where other people arc Loming
from as well." he said. "You can't
save the planet by yourself"
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September 25, 1998 Pioneer log 3 Pioneer lo Forum========
Late night breeds concept of material warfare
commentary by Andrew Hudak
One uf 1hc hm 1hingany vis!torto the
office, of the Pwlog will noucc is the
huge amouni uf 1rn5h However, 1hc 1rash
mhablung 1he drawers and h1dmg ,n 1hc
(.omcrs ts an example ur :1n lnccrcsung
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These pieces of irash arc 1hc foot ,ol
<licrs of :1 product w:1r They :1re the
w:ls1cful cmbod11ncm or ::m :1dvcniscr's
11nngrn:mon These arc I he foot so It.hers
m :my n1uh111::nional corporauons bhtz
kricg for your dollars. They appear when
)'OU lra.st cxpccL 11. You certamly never
Intended for them to come into )'0Ur life,
disrupt your homes, or make you hair foll
Uut.
These individuals arc 1hc product ad
vcniscmenLs you never requested and the
produc, tic-ins you we.re surprised to see
on your TV screen, al the supermarket,
at school, even in your body. You 1hough1
tha, Monopoly ,i McDonald's or
Pocaho,uas figures ,n a Lady a11cl 1Jic
Trt1111p Happy Meal was all. in fac1, they
arc only 1he foo1 soldiers. In reality prod
UCl placcmcnlS come under muhiple aus
pices ""d in many more forms lhan a
boxed meal lacking m nulrilion.
In simplest, almost forgivable form
1hcy can be something such as :mover
zealous public rela1ions ploy. r-or ex
ample, too many bands send their CD 10
be reviewed bound wil h overly glossy
public.ity photos and unnecessarily long
biographies. This won't gel the CD bet•
tcr reviews; it only adds weighL to the
dumpster hnul.
Just m this office 1hc list is kilometers
long. For example, Disney has scn1 us
sl:\tionary wuh the Mul,m logo and p,c~
narcs. This doesn't m:1kc the movie :1-ny
beucr (you will sec the same ponern re-
" Physicists have their
grand unification
theory, ad-men have
their grand homog
enization theory. -----,,
appear over and ovcr).Thc makers of
Al'magccldon felt 1ha1 we would be
drawn to 1he1r lllm, maybe even like
ii if we possessed an Armagcd,1011
clock. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ,s
lllustra1ing 1hc inside of its wrappers
with images from I he Godzilla movie.
The [olks 01 Disney sent us a plasuc,
battery powered su11ue of a dancing
nubbcr.
Arc you sensing a paucrn here?
Docs the quality of movie negatively
correlate with lhc weight or the nmn
ber of advertising products? I I hink
so. Herc is my fmal piece or evidence:
Disney (yet again) felt that we would
bwcr enjoy 1he 1noviej1mgle-2-Jungle
if we were 3b1e to use their .. Mulumc-
tlia CD-ROM Press Ki1· then, now, and
forevermore. h contains dips from the
movie, and biographies of 1he major play•
crs behind the scenes (why am I not sur
prised that both 1he director and producer
worked on another Tim Allen smash, T11e
Sa111a Clause), Unfor111na1cly, I still have
nm yet seen the movie.
Docs 1his mean they have failed? Not
on your life. Their motivation was not
to direcdy make me i?,O sec this movie.
Rather. it's purpose was to dcscnsnize me
10 what offal lies in the future. Every ref
erence 1 sec. every time I use the Mufcrn 0 c:,
stationary my mind and my money arc
closer 10 falling under 1heir comrol. I
L'(oN '18
crs of one 1hing and one thing only, No
,natter its name Disney will have of made
it.
Letters to the editor This event i.s not rcs1ric1ed to movies
however. cross producl advertising in
vades every inch of living space. You
1hink over-population is a problem? You
wait uncil we every product is tied to ev•
cry other product. When this happens
you will live. brea1he, cal, and dream one
product. PhysidsL> have their grand uni•
fkation 1heory, admen have their grand
homogenizalion 1heory. When we arc all
the same we wiH be maximized t:onsum• Each year, these products encroach
on our identities and our perceptions; al
ways moving closer. The next time you
arc in a muscmn or toy store or super
market look for merchandise whose
wor,h is judged hy who and wha1 is as•
soc.ialed with it ·rhc next tame you arc
out in public be carerul, but fear 1101, I
hear tha1 advertising cxccuLives are arraid
of garlic.
Be an Editor.
ASLC president
invites inquiries
Wckornc ~o a new school year. As we
all senle into our fo11 rouunts I am sure
1ha1 some things come up about 1hc Col
lege [or whicb you have no answers. The
key to gelling these questions answered
is knowing where to ask. For m.lny of
these qucs1ions 1hc ASLCS1udent Coun
cil offices are a good place 10 begin your
quest for 1hc answers. Even if we don'I
have 1hc answer we can probably tell you
who will.
One of my l!,OalsasASl.C Preside111 for
lliis school year is to increase communi
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campus community. The Student Coun
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4 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 The Freshman Perspective:
How to pass a discussion class without actually doing anything
commentary by Joe Collver '' -----------
Lecture halls arc a 1h111g or the past.
Nt)w:tdays any teacher who~ worth Ins
weight in beans knows lhot stw.1cnts k:1rn
more when they me involved in the dass.
room discussion. This or course., as•
sumcs that the sw<lc111s arc m.11 flghtmg
uff •il'cp caused by the hantcring of a pro
fessor whn may have earned his doc.wr
:uc, but never bo1hercd 10 rnkc n C,·Hn~
munic:.ttions course. Lei's face it, discus•
s1on classes arc 1hc hcst w:1.y to lc:.,rn; that
is, th..:y wou kl be ir you were not expected
to prepare for the class beforehand
The d:,sscs ;1ssign reading after read
mg Tins amoums to enough work 10
make high school look like a kindergor
tc.n excursion complete with fingcr•paints
and the glue you arc not supposed 10 eat
but always do. Many of you will do all of
the reading assignmentS for yollr dass.
Many or you will even cake notes on these
readings, going so far as 10 actually high
light the material and write reactions. The
rollowing advice is not for you; close this
newspaper right now ,ind get back 10 your
studying in che library. These hclpfol
hims co suc.:ccss a re for l he hard-core
punk-school rockers who arc going 10
make i1 chrough chc class witho\lt crack
mgopcn those precious (and costly) 1ex1-
books we all just added 10 our personal
library collections.
Tip !ii-never have nothing to say.
Size up the class as discussion begins
co take hold of the room. hnmcdiattly
note who will be doing 1he majority or
chc talking. who will be doing the major
ity or 1he lisccmng, and who will be star
ing out the window watching the seasons
change. \'ou will want 10 listen to the ones
who sound like chey know what they a.re
calking abou,.
Now don'1 pny too much aucni1on,
jusl pick om phrases and key words 1ha1
you can use in case 1he professor calls on
you. Thnt way you will alway, be re:1dy
to respond with someching chat ls at least
remotely rclalcd to what should have
been read the nlj\ht before. 11 doesn't This amounts to enough
work to make high school
look like a kindergarten
excursion complete with
finger-paints and the glue
you are not supposed to eat
but always do --------,,
matter ifwluu you have 10 adJ to the chs
cuss1011 is off lhc topic, true, or just pl:un
stupid; God knows there will be enough
clueless people in chc class asking silly
questions that the teacher will be ad
cquaccly skilled at directing your outburst
back toward solid ground while still keep
ing you from looking like a fo<1I. For ex
ample:
Student #l; blah, blah, blah, etc.
Professor: Why thank you !Student
#II for that astute observation into chc
philosophy of Thomas Jefferson. Now.
(Student #21. could you please cell us
what you thinkJcfferson meant when he
s..i.id, .. The C-Onstitlnion was imcnded to
be an expression of the human mmcl.'"
Studenl #2: (stops gazing 0111 of wi11-
dow, 1xiuse.sforc~ moment) Didn't Thomas
Jefferson have sex wich one of his slaves?
Proressor: hmm ... good. Well.Jefferson
was definitely expressing Jiis mind 1hen.
wasn't he? That cou1d have a part to do
wich it, but let's reLUrn 10 what you were
saying (Student ;, l J_
You see, in this sil\lation Student #2
has stayed in the d1scuss1on long enough
10 add his valuable opimons 10 che table
w1thom any significant prcp:.1ration from
the night before.
T,p Ill -,Copy machmes arc your
friends.
1l has been saicl ovcranrl ovcrthat tnk
ing notes in c,,llege (especially in da.,ses
where what is discussed in the cllss will
make up che 1cs1ing ma1cn:1I) is cssc,nial
10 passmg ., class This is complete hog• wash. The mnh is. there will
be someone in dnss who will
t:i.kc dct:ukcl no,cs--nou~s
so complc1cly cumplclc 1ha1
if you were even lo !llltmpl
to compete with them tor
completeness you would be
Ide brhmd \\oth your trousers
about your knees. This per
son wlll probably be the g<Lll
ihlc rypc who is always look•
ing for friends. Take nclvan
tage uf this! Become their
friend ,ind pay the ten cents
a page 10 get high quality
notes in no Lime!
Tip #3 -Resting wlchom
the appearance of sleep.
You were partying lasl
night. weren't you? How can I 1ell? Look
at you! The nesh below your eyelids ls
sagging more than your shoulders, and
you have che facial expression of some
one who just realized Ronald Reagan was
allowed- yeah, even near unanimously
declared- 10 be President for cighc years
in the cighcies. You arc looking like shit,
my dear friend. and arc in need of solace
1ha1 only sleep can offer.
What, what's chat you say? You're
afraid of sleeping lest 1he dictacor in 1he
rron1 of the room catch you in your slum
ber and humiliate you in from of your
recrs? Worry no more, puc your fears and
your body 10 rcsL All you have to do 1s
prop the Inventing America tome, that
wonderful gffc 10 mankind, so that it
comes between your eyes and the fiend
to whom your education is entrusted.
Then you will be able to sleep. assured
that no mean, rulc.r .. wielding prore.ssor
will auack you. Note: i1 ls wise to do so
next 10 .1 diligcm friend who will keep
W•l<h ror )''1U, just m t3>C the lorcVlec
tcrn decides 10 descend from his throne
upon high and circle the class with che
common folk.
T,p #'I -D011'1 wear shoes
Professors 1us1 love II when you do
Lh1s. 115 hkc wcanng glasses• a sure proof way lQ "Pl>ear nwre: intelligent. h's thal
whole .. eliminating restrictions in the ,i.•ay
of 1hc greater 1ruth,. hootin'-nanny 1ha1
is all chc rage wich libcml arts institutions
I hcsc <lays.
Tip #5 -Always answer a question with
a question.
This is the best w:iy 10 show >'our
teacher who's boss. Don'L lee. h11n control
1hc discussion like n's some kind ot m•
tcrrogan-0n and )'OU :ire aboU1 10 be
sluppcd off 10 the Gulag Archipelago
without your chi:csc and vodka, Turn his
q11cs11ons back on him! These professors
always say they're in It £or learning, so
make 1he111 learn, for pe1c·s sake! Ask
them 1he queslions! 1£ your professor
makes a statcmcnl, question ict Always
try 10 get into areas chat hes noc com
pletely sure about, because then he ha,
to hall discussion 10 search one of his
many books to try nnd find 1hc ;mswcr.
This 1sgoodl Make h,m sweac, and watch
1hosc n11mtte.s ny hy umil you are lrcc
from th:n poorly vcnul:ued room :lnd
back 10 ,he res,, rclaxa11on, and alcohol
c:onsump1 ton ol dorm hid
The abO\'C ups arc a surdire \vay for
you ltl he successful m your d1scus~1on
classes. Jf you have uny spedfk questions
please adtlress them m coUveruPI\Jnrk.c,lu
Temporary professors allow for exploration
commentary by Phil Miler
Perhaps you h~ve noticed
that Lewis and Clark has few
tenured professors. In fact. 111 chc
Foreign Language clcpanmc111
alone~ 1hcrc arc only ten tenured
or cenure-track professors while
there arc 17 adjunct Professors.
While this raises questions in
the student population about
why we should have 10 pay
28,000 dollars to anend a col-
legc hiring part-time professors
and visiting rather than worklng
on pcnnanem faculty that you
can rely upon, in most c,,scs.
1hcre. is a very good reason. Prac•
ticalicy speaking, chere arc only
so many spaces alloued for ten
ure and tenure-track professors.
When more stu<lt:ntS sign up for
.c-Si.yz •s~i dass1.~~ than there are ·prokssors
to tench, chc school must hire
adjunct faculty so 1ha1 you, the
student. ran take one o[ those:
oh-so•popular,courses.
For example, every year there
is an increase in the number or
students requesting to take
Spanish. Creating more ccnure
pos111ons, however. is a slow
process, necessitating the hiring
of adjunct professors. Without
those adjunct professors, your
classes would either not cxi.st or
be held ln Fir Acres so that all of
che students who requested it
could be accommodated.
This is the case for many, bm
not all of Lhc departments. Many
of our beloved professors have
decided 10 take sabbaticals of
varying lengths clunng ,he 98/ 99 :.icadcnuc vcar. Consequently.
1hc: school has lnrc<l several vis
iting Professors to fill their po
siuons. This is not ncccssartl)1 a
bad thing. Many stu<lentS enjoy
their vis11ing professors. The
simple facL that a person Is a ""is•
icing" professor docs not mean
that person ls a bad professor. 1
personally am enjoying my In
venting America professor de-·
spite the conccnt of the class it
self.
There is yet another reason
for chc seemingly low number or
tenured proFcssors, however.
finding a qualified and hope
fully quality professor can be a
dir£ic11h cask. Ph.D.'s do 1101
grown on trees and not every
person interviewed is going to
be right for the job. In the So-
I-•~; ~"e.
Al:,,A\,~,...
\..',-.e6\v, W•'
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ba.tA."\\t .... crnl Srirnccs dcpanmcm. 1hcrc
arc several pos111ons still opm
for tenured and lcnure rr:.ck pro•
fcssors but still the search j\Oes
on. So, adjunc1 srnff must be
used 10 fill the dc111and so that
all or our money is not wasted
taking classes that <lo not suic us.
In addition. tenure itself is
nlso noc an easy thmg to earn. A
f'ilc of scholarly works muse be
submmed to the Committee on
Promotion. Then. ir they reel
thac ,he cand1dalc is qualifled,
the person applying is recom
mended 10 the Dean of the Col
lege who makes the final deci
sion. LC is rigorous in its aclmis•
sion or facuhy into the mnks of
the tenured, which is a credit to
l he school in many ways.
For those who arc still con-terned abouc the qu:iluy ol chctr
adjunct professors, swp. Theacl
ministrnuon of LC 1s workmg on
fllhng the rcmammg lcnurc ..
trac:k positions Wilh qualily pro4
lessors nnd adding more posi-
1ions lO lhc dcpanmcms in need
of chem.
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September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 5
. . . . . . . ... .. . =Pio=nee=rlo~g ===Features=====
Burnside Cadillac gives the homeless a voice
By Andrew Hudak
Ohen, in the cacophony of
media voices yelling aho1,.11
KeJko, presidential s,:,md:ils or
Hollywood, some issues and
people arc not loud enough for
the rest of the world 10 hear. ln
Por1land, a nurnber of ahcrna·
tive presses provide a forum for
,hose scones. The Burns,dc
Cadillac. for one, ,s a soapbox for
1 he words :ind issues of the
hoinclcss.
The 1111111sillc· Cadillac started
as a newslcuer for the Bndge
School m 1989, and expanded
into a full monthly newspaper in
1995, fulfilling current editor
Sharon Pearson's otiginnJ intcnl.
Along with this accomplish
ment, the publication has solidi
fied its dual role as an cduca•
1ional 1001 in 1hc communny and
as a serious soapbox £or
worclsmilhs. It ts opening the
mmcls of the middle class 10
problems racing an admi11cdly
undcrcs111natccl 2,100 homeless
Port land residents
The newspaper prod uccs
5.000 copies at each priming
and ,hs1ribmcs each copy for a
one doll::ir dona1ion Abou1 five
vendors currently sell the pub
lication m Pon land's c.lowmown
core. Michael G:,lliers and Bryan
Pollard, the duo who will replace
Pe:1rson soon. pkm to mcreasc
c1rculat1on. this means more
"cndorc; w1ll be p,cuH\g 1hc word
om and m arens beyond clown•
cown Portland lncrcasecl circu•
lnuon of course rneans u1orc
people w,11 become cducaicd
Pearson poims out. lhat wilhout
lhis source. many would not be.
aware of the problems facmg
Portlnncl's homeless. Accord•
mgly, they would not be able to
be pan or the solution eh her. The publication includes
briefs from around the country
creating a clearinghouse for in•
formation. However, the soul or
the publication lies In the fca•
tures ·it runs on local issues, in
the poetry, and in the re0cctions
on life on the street. According
10 Pollard, the publication 1m
intc111ionally 0nds a theme m
each tSsue.
Originally. Burnside
Cadillacs system of circulation
was modelled on Real Change m
Seattle. Anyone who wanted Lo
could be u vendor wi1h Lhe re
quired training. Unfonunatc1y.
vendors perceived ahe ten free
copies ;1s n handout, causing
problems between the vendors
and the paper's staff. According
10 Pearson this swrted poor
working relationships and the
paper ca1nc to be perceived as a BURNSlDE
CADILLAC
charity. As Pearson says about
the paper •some call ii grass
roots, we call it family and we
wanl a nice, funcuonal l'atnily."'
Although this ope.ration is
considered a fun organi.t.ation by
its staff, 1hc real motiva1iori is
social change. The paper and ns
editor move towards this goal by
local acts or acnvism and report
mg. Recently, the group Cam
paign for l.cgal Places to Sleep,
including manf Btrrnsidc
Ctulillac volnmccrs -:incl con
tributors, presented 8,200 sign••
tu res to PortlandS cily commis
sioners opposing the anti-camp•
ing ordinance which prohihits
people from setting up residence
in many are;as,
The pelitioners want lO mo
tivale the commiss10ncrs 10 ad
dress this issue within thirty
days. Their hope 1s that I hts or-Prima Source
Burnside Cadillacs
Mission Statement
The staff of rlie Bun,side Ccidiflar. arc cle,licarcd lo
publisliing 1hr words of dimifrancl,iscd people w/10 ,w111r
others to lmoiv who rhcy are, anti wlwt they ,hink
We. mal:c sufc at least 50 pcrcenr of aH wnting 1s wriur11
by homeless or very row-income people. dwr lwmdess
people ltave opporrumrics ro sell r/ie paper. and rl,at as we
succeed financially. homeless peo11lc will be him/ cmd
m,incd as paid sraff.
We recognize all people everywhere-to varying degrees
mid for va,;•ing periods of rime-1,avefacades rh<U nwsh who
rhey are. For some, however, facudes often fed as rhoug/1
rhey are firmly cnr,·cnched or undeservedly imposed.
We are dedicarell to 1hc idea r hm the opinions of rl,c
poorest of r/,e poor /Jrovid, viral fcedboclt ro us all. We
recognize all r,eoplc•dcspirr rheir cfrrnmsranccs•liave
wise/om and beauty ro shar<, and th<U fawdes wear rl,in and
1har possibly all people everywhere arc tired of them.
dinancc would soon he abol•
ishcd. Their prQposed alterna
tive would allow people 10 live
on city and private property,
such as in churches or in back
yards ir1t 1s allowed by the own•
crs.
It follows logically that an
mcrcasc m v,sibilhy for home
less issues would reach to the
ncti\lists behind Lhc. scenes.
Pc.1rson says Bee mside Ccrdillac
has had an enormous effect on
ihe com111un11y. Wilhoul 1h1s
coverage, the perceptions of
much Qf Ponland would be con
tained 10 the few 1idblls our
mainstream media presents.
(The Oregonian has only four ar-
11clcs listed under homeless 111
their dir~ctory.)
Recently. The Bndge School
closed clown due to lack offund
ing. This closure has severed llurnsidc Cadillacs ties 10 the
pasl. The school's lnLCnt was lo
provide basic lueracy, English as
a second language, and G.E.D.
programs for 1ow income and
homeless people. The ncwslet•
tcr featured s1ories and poetry by
its students as well as infonna
tion. Though the school hns
closed, its c.;.nbination of cclu
c.11ion, writing, and work on thl:
ncwslcuer has left I he Burnside
Cculill,,c with a clcclica1cd supply
of wntcr:-. According lo Pearson.
many newspapers wid, simil:.\r
rom,ats uround the coumry have
a shortage of wmcrs Not only
do many people wam 10 submit
10 the 8rcr11,idc Cculillac, but
many wntcrs demand ::i weekly
column
With a mix or :tCli\liSm and
education, the 8rcrnsi,lc Cadilltic
fills an esse_r11i;il role in Portland
Juan Morales learns to make dreams come true
LC student defies
the odds to make
a place for himself
in the U.S. and
start reaching out
to others
by Rocky Campbell
Mavc you ever wondered who
the Graveyard Circulation At•
1c11dan1 in the Library is! Well,
you should! Mis name is Juan
Morales and his story is one 10
be heard.
Morales says that life is full
of rcsks and that these nsks
should be tnken as often ns pos•
s1blc, This 1110110 clcfinucly hcl1,s
cxplam his history and who he
15.
After several failed a11cmpts
to leave his native 1.tnd or
Mexico, Morales finally made h
10 the United States. Once here,
he learned 10 do thing.< that he
had never done before, inclutl
mg sleeping on 1he streets nnd heggi ng for food.
After three )'Cars in Califor-
111a, Morales moved 10 Medford,
Oregon, where he lived in a mi•
gront camp. In l 991, he came 10
Portland. Upon arrival, Morales
found himsclfwithout enough
money for a place to live and
unable 10 find a job. He lived
for about 40 days in his c.ir off
Burnside in downtown Portland.
It was at the McDonaJds on
Manin Luther King Ave. and
Wilder that he met the man who
led hitn toword Lewis & Clark.
For the short time that Morales
knew him.Jim Brant became his
mentor. He convinced Juan 10
improve his English and attend
college. Ju,m, who began study
ing Business at Pon land Com•
munity College. 1s currently a
l11s1ory major here at LC. where
he once began :i.s a janitor. He
hopes to one day use hls knowl
edge gained in studying history
to address crucial issues that rc
mnin unsolved in his nacive
lnnd.
Recognizing the role thatJim
Brant played in his life.Juan has
6 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 bccomt ;t mcnlor in his own
right. While at PCC. he started
a l.ntino Club. which according
Lo Juan is the brgcst Mispanic
club in Pon land. Herc at LC. he
and 01hers1uden~s have founded
another group, called Gringos y
La11nos Unidos. In addition 10
domg coinrnunity work here in
Portland, this group a11cmp1s 10
keep students aware of current
events in Latin America. Juan
visits migrant camps with
friends Lo teach English and an
swer any questions they might
have. He has also started a tu•
1oring program to help immi
grant children who arc unfamil
iar with the language.
Juan ,s a strong believer 111
community ;1c11vism and an ide•
alist. He is not wailing for the
situ:uion m our world lO change.
he is a11empting to change it
himself. Apparently he is no,
alone in his battle. He cl.,ims it
is not due to lack of volunteers,
bill rather a lack of resources 10
organize these "olunteers. 1ha1
mos1 community problems re•
main unsolved. Juan is im-pressed by the amount of volun•
teer work at I.C and is proud to
be a part or 1hc community. So,
the next time you are in the Ii-brary late at night or )'OU see
Juan on campus, and have a
question for him, just strike up
a conversation. LC's rose garden offers a walk through history
by Erin Wolfson
As Lewis and Clark smdcms
and foculty, we pride ourselves
on our beauu£ul campus, 111-
cluding the rose garden. But
how man)' or us know how
much work has gone lmo keep•
ing ii beautiful !or the past 55
ycars1 years at the estate, the Franks
hosted national mecungs of the
American Garden Club and their
roses won various mcd:.11s, 1r9-
phics and reviews, mcludmg the
grand pnze ;tt the Rose Festival
in 1920 and 1930. ~--
~HOTO 8Y DIAN( Nt(JC(S0N•MlN0MUM Before the college boughuhis
estate, it was owned by Lloyd
Frank (of the department store,
Mcierand Frank). The designer
or lhe e1uire estate, Herman
Brookmen, painstakingly made
sure that the property was beau
tiful to the last detail. The rose
garden was so prized that the
head gardener, Mr. Smith, who
resided in the Ga,e House with
his family, would not kt Mrs.
Edna Frnnk Holmes 011 her own
nowers. Each morning he asked
her which lloweTS she would
like. She treasured her elaborate
garden that boasted several
thousand bushes. Within two When the Franks divorced in
1935, the garden was lclt 10 only
one gardener. The garden ,ha,
previously was the joy of Port
land become o jungle, When Al•
bany Collegiate lnstillltC-Lhc
fonncr name of Lewis and Clark
College- bought the estate in
1942, the LC Mens Rose Garden
Club was formed to reshape the
garden to its original splendor.
They t0re 0111 the overgrown
roses and trees that hod taken
root and planted gilis of plan1s
and equipment from local nurs•
cries and garden supply houses.
With the help of over a hundred
volun1ccrs, 3,000 bushes in four
years were planted in 1he Lewis
and Clark Memorial Rose Gar
den. In 1944, LC became mcm-A view of the Rose Garden from lower campus gives observers a taste of natures delight.
On a sunny day students and faculty congregate to enjoy the beautiful flowers.
It's your
first big
decision of
the school
year. Did
you think
it would
involve
disco? bers of the oldest branch ol the
American Rose Society.
Through dona1ions and the
work of m;.u1y volumeers. lhc
roses again won various awards
around Portland. The gardeners
were so valued that they were given a steak dinner in 1951. In
1955, the rose garden was cles,g•
na1ed an 1n1crm11ional tCSI. gar
den. Wandering 1 hrough the gar·
den spectators can !ind colors of
red. pink, yellow. and orange in
the roses with names such as
Open a checking account ac Bank of America. and you'll gee
a free Disco CD and carrying case.• You'll also get a free
order of checks, a VERSATEL• Check Card with your photo, and a
free $30 AirTouch™ Prepaid Cellular Card.
All of this, just for opening a VBRSATEL checking account at
Bank of America. Think of ic as a really good way co groove
into che school year.
Scop by your nearest branch today.
Barbur Boulevard Branch,
7635 SW Barbur Boulevard, Portland, (503) 244-4115
Lake Oswego Branch, 400 4th Street, Lake Oswego, (S03) 635-1561
put your life in motion
m Bank of America
•Otrcr •vaJlat,1', t.bJ'ough Octob•r ]O, 1991. while aupplic:11 Uu1t
S.e br"nch !or comp!ot.e dct.11,Ua and rule• or •ceo1.mt, S.nk ol America. H•mber FDIC. Jimmy Cricket, Queen Eliza•
beth, Peace, Show Girl, and
New Yorker. Tod•)' 1he rose gar•
den adds to the bcau1y of our
school, and is one of the reasons
people from all over refer 10
Pon land as the "City of Roses.•
Students
present
scientific
research
by Mike Skrzynski
The Summer Science Poster
Conference this Wednesday in
the Olin Lounge displayed the
collective ut.lcnts or science s1u ..
dems who have done rcsc~rch
dur111g the past summer. The
research was prcscmcd both m
the physical form of displays
with pho10s, diagrams and
printed theories, and 111 1hc
form of impromptu teadung
sessions by the sludents ,hem•
selves.
The posters displayed a wide
array of I0pics ranging rrom
analyzing solar systems to the
impact ol controlled distur
bances 011 lhc survival of coastal
violet popul:nions.
Dav1<l Scverson·s summer
poster proJect mvolving envi
ronmental issues of h,.12:ardous
chemical breakdown was espc
c1a1ly promising. Severson used
n compu1er as pan or 1.hc dis
play, modeling the differem
compounds that they were deal
ing with, a mugshot list includ
ing DDT and arsenic. Over the
summer. Severson made an in
teractive CD to beucr explain
his subject. The CD cflicient ly
C'1tcrs to elementary level stu•
dents, while also being an edu
cational tool for the high school
and college level.
Though mainly geared for
those involved m science, the
ideas presented were accessible
for any visilor. For the most
part.. it was a fona111 in which
students could rellect upon
their own work ,md the work
of 01hers and ,hen discuss it
wilh professors. They were free
to critique. each piece nncl com
ment on the liner points ol the
projects. The conference was t1
success, all r.1ctmg a constant
bustle ol aeuvny and sparkmg
enthusiastic discuss1ons be
tween presenters :lnd visitors.
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 7 Pioneer Log Arts==============
Monet's love of nature plays
central theme in art exhibit
PMOTO COURTESY PORllANO AAT MUSEUM
A late painting of Monet's
by Mike Skrzynski
Some people m•y be sur
prised by 1he current Monc1 cx
hibilion al the Portland An Mu
seum from Sept. 18 to Jan. 3
The show fea111res later works by
the fomous painter or his garden
at Givcrny. The focus of the
show is Monet's ability 10 rem•
vent his slylc and his extreme
love of nature and art.
for those who arc not famil
iar with Claude Monet, this ex
hibition will be like rtading the
las1 pages of a novel before be
ginning ii. This is not to say that
they do not retell his entire life
history on the taped tour, but the
paintings arc fro,n a spccifk pc•
riod or his life: 1hc end.
Actually, there is one early pamung on display In the mu
seum, bul those who arc rmm1•
inr wnh the paimings or Claude
Monet w11l rnamly gam :m mte.r•
C'SLH'lg ins1gh1 in10 th1s nrnn'~
later years.
As pan of 1hc show, the mu•
scum has devoted a sccuon ol
lhc museum to an mtroducrion
of Impressionism. IL displays a
range of artistic s1yles including.
famous French anisis such as
Henri de Toulouse•Lamrcc and
Renoir. Flanking this introduc
tion gallery are Lwo galleries
with 01her 191h and early 201h
cemury works. The interesting
thing to no1e here is lhe contras!
between the-conscrva1ivc styles
in 1he nan king sections and the
more liberal anist1c impressions
found in the introduction, aeon~
tras1 tha1 extends 10 Moneo'sab
stract painoings of his vividly
colored garden.
One of the reasons that this
exhibition is so important is be ..
cause it shows viewers some of
the seeds of modern art. As ohe
exposition progresses, ohe paino
ings become exoreincly absornct
in nature~ A painting in one of
the first rooms is simply a col• lection or wavy, colon:d, swirl
ing, intcrconneumg lines :md
sh0rt brush strokt:, nm making
any paroicularly recognizable
shape. It roohcr recalls ohc painL·
mgs done by Jackson Pollock m
the 1950s and '60s, focusing on
color r:.uhcr than fonn.
The other recognizable sub
ject in Monc1's paintings, besides
the water lilies. is 1he Japanese
bridge. The series or bridges in
this show is amazing. Monet
approaches just one subjc.:1 In
many different ways. Wioh
enough time spcn1 looking, ii
subtlety is breath-taking. In
some ways iL is soill difficult 10
appreciate ohis kind of an. buo ii
can be undersoood simply by
look111g at nature through
Monet's eyes.
The student cost 10 sec 1his
show is SI 0. However, a sugges
tion 10 Lhose who want to return
to Lhc museum more than once:
become a member, which costs
only S35. Rc1urning more 1han
four times in a year basically
pays for the 1icket. There arc
also minor bcnefi1s involved;
inquire at the 1ickc1 counter to
enjoy art in more ways Lhan one. Henry Fool (Thomas Jay Ryan) and Jay (Parker Posey).
Regarding Henry
By Jason Rosenblatt
Henry Fool opens with
Simon Grim a1 work in a factory.
in s1ep with the droning equip
ment: the mood says 1ha1 ohis
man was built 10 do exacoly whao
he does-load garbage int0 a gi
ant machine all day. Not every
thing is how it appears, however,
in ,his new film from indepcn
dem director Hal Hartley. Simon
comes home to find an old
friend. Henry Fool, moving into
the basement and unloading sev
er.ii volumes of notebooks that
arc his "confessions.·• Henry be•
gins the movie with words and
language pouring from his lips
and he evolves to a profound si-lence as his experiences over
whelm h,m. There's a loo gomg
on in the film but one story line
is of one man going up in ohe
world af1cr being inspired by
another man who is on his way
down.
Though the movie felt ini•
tially like ii was abom Simon
who, guided by Henry, wrote a
poem tha1 cb.anged i1s every
reader, ohe real soory belongs 10
Henry, Watching 1he film I un
derstood Henry enough so that
I could imagine 1hc conOict in
side 111s mind. Knowing Henry,
however, wasn't enough 10 make
this movie predictable by any
stretch of Lhe imagination.
continued on page 9
They Might Be Giants plays to raucous crowd
by Colin Ryono ''
The 1wo men named John
that make up 1he lead t16o·or
They M1gh1 Be G1an1S appeared
on s1agc n1 L1; Lunn 10 1 he c:x
plosi ve raucous cheers of l he
crowd, all swea11ly packed imo
L:1 Luna like sardines Raismg
ones nrms m tnumpham apprc•
<:iaLivc applaust.' was an cffon an
itsel[, buo tha1 didn'o stop any
body as They Might Be Giants
pm on an incredible wonderful
show on September 8.
Their mos, reccm album "Se
vere Tire Damage· 1s moslly a
compilaiion of trncks recorded
live. so because of that, apprc•
ciativcly, they didn·1 seem 10 be
promoting a specific album.
However, 1hcy did bookend the
show wi1h their album's one
single: "Dr. Worrn" which begins
with: "My name is Dr.Worm I
Good morning, how arc you, I'm
Dr.Worm I I'm lnteres1cd in
things/ I'm no1 a real doctor but
t am real worm, 1 am an actual
worm." The tune is ex1remcly
seductive and one is apt to have
the tune still stuck in ones head
more than a·week after ohe show
(like myself).
If one does the math. not sur
prisingly, 1hcir most famous al
bum, "Flood" go1 1hc 1nos1 at
tcmion a1 1he show. including a
rather lazy rend ii ion of"Particlc
Man" ohat I didn't think was en
tirely necessary. The show
opened with John Linnell (ac
cordion, vocals, keyboard) solo•
mg on r-lood's "Whisoling in the
Dark," sq,ar.ite for 1hc moment
from his partner John "This is it," I thought to myself, "I'm going to
die. And the show has hardly started ... "
-----------,,
Flansburgh (guitar, vocals).
More auc.nlion could have been
g1,·cn 10 their earlier albums;
their [1rs1 landmark offermg (ohc
Pink Album) was complc1cly ig•
nol'cd and a fow short m,scclla
ncous gems were heard I rom
"Lmcoln"
Several of their so-called
'tduc:n1onal" songs were
present in the se1, mcludmg
"Ma.nunal," "Why Docs the Sun
Shine,• and "James K. Polk," In
the laucr, Linnell officially
apologized for ohe second time
for mispronouncing "Oregon·
on ohe album. The crowd ohus
roared appeciatively a1 1he line
1ha1 documents England selling
1hc "Ory-gtin Territory• during
Polk's presidency.
Crowd inoerac,ion also
played a part with "No One
Knows My Plan." Flansburgh,
before the song commenced.
speaking rhythmically along
with the bcao. encouraged "ev
erybody conga." His directions
became decidedly more ccccn-
1ric. as he chanoed om "lose your
ride home," "break your ankle,"
and "head 1owards ohc cxh"
(maintaining the conga .. beat
speech). The conga-line was
disorganized and ill-fa1ed but
th1s song was an cxlrcmc crowd~
pleaser as well,
Same with the simple "Ex•
quisi1e Dead Guy" for which two
more•than•a•lit1le disturbing puppc1 heads impaled on poles
were utilized and "Birdhouse in
Your 5oul." A noel was given
towards Cub, ohc all-girl band
1hat opened for ,hem ohc las,
nme they were 111 Portland. they
sang 1hc cover of Cub's op1im1s•
11c song .. New York Cuy'" ((rom
the Facoory Showroom album).
A very intense crowd -.vas in
ancndancc. so say the least-to
the poinl of being downright
scary, Many of my companions
to 1he show know 1ha1 fact all
too well. A [riend of mine (and
die-hard TMBG fan) attested to
the fact 1ha1 for all the mosh-pit•
esque shoving going on near the
s1agc. he was hair-conscious
through mos1 of the show-a
stalcrncm that unnerved me a
tad as he was driving me home
at the 1ime.
Throughout the firs, few
songs of the show, I was deter•
mined 10 stay as close to the
soage as possible so 10 get an
optimum view of John and John.
Again, there wassome1hing like
a mosh pit there. consis1ing
mos1ly or a mass excess or shov
ing and pushing. Which is 10-
tally inappropriate for TMSG. I
buckled down and tried 1101 10
break any ribs as I was shoved
every possible chrectlon.
At one poin1 the whole shov
ing merciless crowd was going
10 the lefo. so tha1 I lost my hold
on• companions shoulder. los1
8 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 John Linnel, one half of the pop duo They Might Be Giants
my balance, and fell gracelessly
10 the noor. Which. in retro
spect, I suspect was kind of hard
to do considering how tighlly
packed the crowd was in that
area. So I remember looking
around in a slight daze at a huge
black dark mass of people all
going in a dircc1ion 1hatcouldn't
be a, all helpful to my situaoion.
These arc seconds going by, by
1hc way. "This is h," I though1
to mysclr. •rm going to die. And
ohe show has hardly soancd.
More worse than I'm going lo die
is the fact 1ha1 my money will
be almos1 completely wasted.• I
remember blindly 1hrus1ing up
my righ1 hand 1owards where I
assumed there were people more
vertical than myself. And I re
member either grabbing
someone's hand or someone's
hand gnbbing mine. And I re
member some girl saying "I got
someone" before she and •
couple oohcrs he.lped drag me up. I 1hanked them profusely.
Soon after ohis near-miss, see
ing a hole in the space around
me that I couldn'o pass up, I
round a bcucr place 10 stand and
enjoyed the rest of the show im
mensely. I could sec the owo
Johns and the res, of the band
fine plus I had a place to dance
and move around a liulc now
wilhout being in dange.r of hav•
ing my skull cracked open by
some overly•cnthusiastic human
gorilla twice my size. Listen to
the music and watch ou, £or me.
As TMBG hails from Brook
lyn, I consider i1 an enonnous
privilege 10 be able 10 see my
much-beloved band in our fair
city. Two years ago when l saw
1hem last in Poroland, I didn, gco
into the show as much as I
should have; I felt deoachcd. As
eviden1 from my enthusiasm
over ohe greao show ohcy pul on
thao night, I shall never repeat
thai mistake. Snowpony debut sluggish, repetitive, boring
by Andrew Zahler Tins conglomcrallon of melo
dics (or lack 1hereol) features n
wide vancty of 10stn1mcnts.
lrom organs to conga drums to
manmbas. More orten than not,
rhis nuscellany j11s1 confuses 1hc
sound. In "Bad Sis1cr," for in
asrnncc, a rei:uively smooth
groove is shaucred uy sharp, dis
sonan1 horn snmplcs. ,,-----
Her bass lines drag
the album along in
passive aggression,
practically begging In naming their debut album
on Rad1oac11ve Records, the Bril·
,sh moSnowpony ou1did 1hem•
sclws. Tlir Slow-m11tio11 \Vc>rl<I <if
S11owpo11y 1s. m all ns glory, a
truly bonng record; the Lille
makes an apt introducuon. :1c•
knowlcdgmg their chstmtuvc
sound 1h•1 I fondly cull d1sso
nan1 drudgery.
The band, featuring fonner
members of My Bloody Valcn-
1inc and SLcrcolah. fusc.1i semi~
hypnu1lc melodies wi1h redun
dant bass lines and edcc1ic
bcalS. The overwhelming lack of
energy 1hat 1ypifies the album
comes 10 a he•d in the wallow
mg vocals or Katharine Gifford
(no rcla1lon 10 Ka1h,e Lee). Much or the blame for
Sllllwponys npp:1re111 chsdam for
enthusiasm lies with bassist
Dcbhk Googe. Her bass Imes
cl rag the album along fn passive
aggression, prnclically bcggmg
for 1he mcenuve of a carefully
placed cattle prod. for the incentive of a
carefully placed cattle
prod. ----,,
drummer ld1 1he band after the
album's recording 10 pursue a
career in jazz... Kevm Bass re
places him behind 1hc se1.
Gifford's vocals lack bo1h po
etry and gri1. In 1hc blaiantl)'
oppor1unis1ic "Tilanic" Gifford
sings, ·•1-teading to a "'atery
grave :md no one on this lisl will
C\'Cr gel paid; maybe 1f )'OU be
have yourself you'll have noth
ing LO say: maybe if I behave
,nyself then I'll be snved. •Aper
fcc1ly good allusion is was1cd in
the nonsensical "Siamese Figlu
ing Fish· as Gifford brca1hcs oul
1hc line, "I'll be your Judas if
you'll be my queen; 1hls room
would be a palace If il had a
higher ceiling." voice covers an appreciable
range, exemplified bes1 by her
overlapping alto and soprano
harmonies in .. John Brown." But
her singing remains drawn out
and soaring in a mix that des
perately cries for accentuation. To be fair, the album isn'1
wi1hom ils merilS. Gifford. 1he
chief songwriter, shows talent
forin1cgratinga complex mix of
tracks ns well as displaying an
ingenuity in sampling rrom
Sonic Youth and Nick Cave.
Onl)' die-hard fans of these pio
neers, however, wi11 discern
these sublle 1ribu1es from
Snowpony's melce of sound. Thankfully. 1he rhy1hm sec
tion is rounded om by the com~
pc1en1 and inspired drumming
of Max Corradi. His parlS gen•
erally don't Iii 1hc songs-a re
deeming fcamrc since the drums
are the most acccntua1ing part
of the mix. Corradi strives 10
keep I he record inleresLing, es
pecially in "Snow Whi1e." The
double 1.ime drums lif1 an other•
wise droll song 10 mediocrity.
Corr-:1di's influence, however,
will be limi1ed 10 Tltc Slow-mo•
1io11 \Vorld ofSnowpony since 1he To hcrcredil, Gilford'sclcg•m If Snowpony plans on mak
ing any impact whatsoever in the music mdusiry, Gifford and
company will have 10 pu1 more
energy into their next recording.
The band is currently 1ouring
wi1 h Grandaddy and comes to
Satyricon in Portland on Oc1. 6.
To anyone pinning on going I
highly recommend 1ha1 caule
prod and scvcr•l cups of coffee.
KLC FALL DJ SCHEDULE
MONDAY
12· 2
SARA VREELAND·~
urrections: SO's, new wave
lndie and Brit • pop
2-i
AMANDA SCHNELL •
Arrnnd.1 Hug 'a Kiss: Arri·
thing but chick rode. Don
)WT wool cardigan, Chuck
Taylors & black rim gl.lsses
to rock out to the Nindie"
& •emo• sounds coming
through your radio!
5-6
BRENDA SODOWSKY •
Community Raruo Show:
SpecW Guest Henery Ses·
sions from SW
Comection. Takes on local
iSlUeS and keeps us updated
oo SW Portland's hottest
news for a full hour the 1st
Mooday of -v month.
6-8
TIM MORSMAN • Qoin'. le In Your E;«: Hoje: Dr.Tim
is testing positive for the
l'unk!
K)-12
MIKE DAEMS & MONTE
MILLS • Buer Rock riUl2 'o
dock: An orgasmic blend
of rich Colmbian beans and
fine Corinthian leather.
Mahogony accents mix
with luxurious silk appoint·
ments for a woody yet re
fined smoke and a smoom
usy finish. No aftertaste.
TUESDAY
I· 3
MARTIN WILSON •
Chuoacabra: Mediocre
H.rdcore i-6
JOHN McCORMICK • lil2
Couirol: More punk, Oi and
dirty rock n roll th.m a per•
son Coln hJndle
8-10
FRED KENT • The Freaky
Fred Show: Non· stop Hip•
Hop
10· 12
C. IAN BACKLUND • ~
Midnight Thearre : live m
produced readings of classk
and cooten1porary short hor
ror fictioo
WEDNESDAY
2-i
ANDREW DAILY • fQor ~ : Mostly punk and
Hardcore, some college or
Indy rock and a couple of
other generes. However it will
all be mostly agressive music,
few popular songs, more un
derground srulf.
i-6
ZED KRAMER • I'm Gonna
Pl•x Some Rock Music : Big
headphones, tight shirts,
highwater pants, sweaters,
New Bal.-ince sneakers, Army
sidebags, Pall Mell's, lllq)ing,
Chamomile tf.'l, ;oum.1ls and
son1e music.
8-10
JOY LEISING & MEGAN
GARRETT. Hairy Hoy and
Nutmeg : A war between
rrusic tastes
10· 12
DAN METCALF • YQU
Know We Don't Flip· Eloo:
Hip • Hop: Wydef, Cipher,
KRS • one, R.llcim; no No
llmit or~ with heavy
duty computer•renerated
aM!r'S. QUINN SLOBODIAN
School Of Brats FM : Show
based around themes; eg.
abstraction.expermenta~ am·
bienr.
i-6
ADAM DIXON· All Holes
Filled With Dixon: If it's Emo,
alcemative, or hard roclc I play
it!! Eve-ything from Weezer
to Nadasurf, Modest Mouse
to R.1dlohead, Built to Spill to
Nirvana, it's all good. Randoo1
Jazz selections from such
greats as Coltrane, Davis and
Ellingtoo inserted for variety.
10-12
ROCKY CAMPBELL •
Rocky and His Goesr DJ : A
brief Journey chrough musical
genres. Hey, I'll even throw in
one of my Falco records if I
feet like. E\'ery week one of
my inc resting friends will join
me in d100sing.
FRIDAY
2-i
MIKE KIRKMAN • fum
Mike's Tragically SeosJriye
Show ; Wussy music from
bands such as The Cure,
Smims, Depeche Mode, Tori
Amos, branching out into
some more gothk themes.
SUNDAY
i-6
ST ARR AHRENS· B.ifldom
Tracki: ~ Mlsic; musk
from around the
country ... and around the
world lndie film surprises
Henry Fool, from page 8 day people. and is-as ii should be m
The director of the film, Hal movies-felt and understood ra1her1han
Hanley, has done a 1remendous job seen. This is no1 a min about victims nor
crealing a movie 1hat is not only in-abom vicilmizers; it's ju.st about people
1ercs1ing and original, hut also as en-1rying 10 do 1hcir best.
tcrtaining as it is meaningful. Many i1'- lncludc<l in the cxicndcd cast is
dependent lilms arc made 3nd enjoyed Simon:S sls1cr who has a lew !,'Teal lines
only by 1he indie audience of filmgocrs such as "God, I wanna get f-ed," and
1ha1 will line up 10 sec any1hing with 1he vain defense 1ha1, "af1er a couple of
a "Not Mndc in Hollywood· label on drinks, 1hercarc ple111y of guys who 1hink
il. Henry Fool is an excep1ion. The I'm cigh1een." Simon's mo1her is a lc1hnr
£ilm offers some amazing moments gic and heavily medicated woman who
1h01 guaramcc 1h:11 no nudiencc mcm-lis1ens to 1he moans and groans of her
ber will leave 1he 1heater emply• nymphomaniac daugh1er. An Asian do
handcd. nut shop owner and his daughter are par-
This is 1101 another 1alc of rags 10 Licularly wann charac1ers in 1he film. Also
riches or an idio1 savant 1elling a s1rongisthepries1whoexplains, "There's
simple man's view of the complex a place for everyone in 1his world, even
world around him. II is a film about a Henry."
mnn discovering 1ha1 he is an artist. The movie is everything b111 predict•
an artist discovering that he is onl)' a ahi :md the story avoids the pretentious~
man. h is a nlm 1ha1 incorporates ad-ncss 1ha1 3miclS so many dramas done
dilional 1hemcs ranging from slreel on a similar scale. Se1 in Queens, New
violence, racism and poli1ics 10 child York, •nd shot for a million bucks on 35
abuse and pedophilia. II denls whh mm t\lm (meaning small-budgc1 as op-
1hem in a manner 1ha1 docs 1101 sicken posed to low-budgc116 inn,), Henry Fool
the slomach bul rather opens 1hc rec• ;ves my recommendation without
mind. The ugliness of life affeclS 1hcsc reservation.
characters as much as it affeclS every-
New movie openrngs this week
Pecker
John Waters' la1es1 stars Edward Furlong (Terminaior 2) as Pecker,• young
boy whose habil of snapping pic1urcs of everything he sees yanks him 11110
1hc world or New York high-class an. (KOIN Center, Llyod Mali)
Permanent Midnight
A 1rue siory about 1clevision wri1er Jerry S1ahl, who fough1 a heroin
addlc1ion while wri1ing for ALE(KO!N Center)
Enter the Dragon
A Bruce Lee classic is reshown for ils 25th anniversary. (Cilnron Street The
attr)
Urban Legend
In the vein of Saum, 1his horror movie has ils killer ac1ing ou1 old urban
legends.(Play\ng everywhere)
September 25, 1998 Pioneer Log 9 =~=·o=ne=e=r=Lo~g============•Sports===========
Women's Soccer looking forward to a good year
Women's soccer
team works to
build comraderie,
not competition.
By Meaghan Lamarre
Lewis & Clarks women's soc
cer ieam has a place for every
one, from lifelong players to
people inspired by this year's
World Cup. Women of various
levels of skill compete on the
team; those new to soccer learn
from the more experienced play
ers. Together, Lhe players com•
binc 1heir individual skills and
talents to benefi1 the team.
The team has no official
coath: the women coach them·
selves and each other, capitaliz•
Ing on each 01hers' s1rcng1hs 10
help with others' weaknesses.
Thal means that 1here arcn~ any
loud-mouthed coaches sitting
on the sidelines yelling ·hustle!"
but instead everyone panicipates
in both coaching and playing.
Practices ore every Monday,
Wednesday and Friday but they
aren'L manda1ory so players who
have 100 much reading for ln
venling America can skip a prac•
ticc without feeling guilty.
The team plays against other
schools and as well as against
1cams in a Pon land recreational
league. As pan of the rec league, they have games on Sundays and
play against various groups of
women. some college 11ge. and
some older. The team tied one
of its games 2-2 and lost another
4-1. In the laner game, the op
posmg team was ccnainly aided
by a lack of players on the Lewis
& Clark bench (they played the
game with only 10 players).
That's a recurring problem ac
cording to freshman team mem
ber Magda Ph.illips: the team isn't
very organized and no one's sure
who'll be at the games. "h will
be bener." she said, "when we
get our new 1-shins." The teams
unifying new uniform will be
orange L-shins, which should
arrive soon.
Despite the occasional prob
lems. women's dub soccer has a
lot 10 offer pamc1pants. Sopho-LC Women's Soccer players having fun at practice.
more Jenni Hofstra. in her sec-'' -----------------
ond year with the team, said,
"The teams goal is 10 have fun• Playing soccer [for Lewis and Clark] has been
and whatever else happens, hap-a great opportunity to meet people outside of
pens. Phillips adds, "Playing soc-my class and my residence hall.
cer !for Lewis and Clark) has
been a great opportunity to meet Jenni Hofstra
people oul.Side of my class and
my residence hall." ------------------ ''
So if you·vc ever had the and would welcome you 10 their Portland's soccer fields. And if
slightest inclination to play soc-team. Who knows, you might playing the spon isn't your
cer, the women's club team is make some lifelong friends as thing, you might want 10 Just go
willing 10 show you the ropes you pass the ball across cheer them on.
r t Fall. 1998 Sports Schedule
s;..,:,.,Y
Volleyball
Sept. 25-26 at Linfield T0urnament@ 7:00
Sept. 30 at Unfield College@ 7:00
Oct. 2 Whitman College @ 7:00
Oct. 3 Whitworth College @ 1 :00
Oct, 10 Pacific Lutheran University @ 7:00
Oct. 14 at George Fox University@ 7:00
Oct. 17 atPacific University@ 2:00
Oct. 21 at Willamette University@ 7:00
Oct. 24 Linfield College @ 7:00
Oct. 28 Western Baptist College@ 7:00
Oct. 30 at Whitman College@ 7:00
Oct. 31 at Whitworth College @ 7:00
Nov. 7 NWC Tournament@ TBA
Nov. U-14 NCAA 111 Regionals@TBA
Cross Country
Oct. 3 Willamette Invitational
at Bush Pasture Park, Salem, OR@ 10:45
Oct. 10 Pacific Lutheran Invitational
at Ft. Steilacoom Park, Tacoma, WA@ 10:30
10 Pioneer Log September 25, 1998 Oct. 17 Lewis and Clark Pioneer Open
at Mclver Park, Estacada, OR@ 10:30 a.m.
Oct. 31 NW C Championships
at Ft. Stellcoom Park, Tacoma, WA@ 10:30
Nov. 14 NCAA lll West Regionals
at Prado Park, Chino, CA@ 9:00
Nov. 21 NCAA Ill National Championships
at Dickenson College, Carlisle, PA@ 12:00
Football
Sept. 26 at Occidental College® 7:00
Oct. 3 Pacific Lutheran University @ 1 :30
Oct. 9 at Willamette University @ 1 :30
Oct. 17 at University of Puget Sound@ 1:30
Oct. 24 at Linfield College@ 1:30 p.m.
Oct. 31 at Whitworth College@ 1:30 p.m.
Nov. 7 Eastern Oregon State University@ 1:00
Nov. 14 at Claremont College@ 1:30
Information provided by
Sports Information Director, Julie Lapomarda Crew becomes varsity sport Cross Country teams
perform at Invitational By Kathy Carlson '' _______ _
After 25 years of rowing. 1he
LC Crew Team received 1he
honor or becoming a varsil)'
sport. Presiden1 Michael
Mooney gave the official an
no\lnccmcm lasl May to thcanx•
10usly walling rowers and
coaches.
"I'm 101ally 1hrillcd ,ha, after
25 years of the Crew Club oper
ating on a prclly high plane. we
arc able to reward the rowers nntl
1hcir coaches with 1hc opponu
nity of being on a varsity team,"
said Judy McMullen, Associate
Director of Physical Educntion
&-Athletics.
The long•awaitcd announcc
mcnl brough1 relief to many of
the rem ming rowers, as this will
give the team more funding m
general and beuer uaveHng con
ditions. l-lowcvcr, at the team's
infonnationa1 meeting last week,
Sieve Wallo, Director or Physi
cal Education & Athle1ics, ex
plained, "the changes won'1 hnp•
pen overnigh1," since there are
s1ill many details to be worked I'm totally thrilled
that after 25 years of
the Crew Club oper
ating on a pretty high
plane, we are able to
reward the rowers
and their coaches
with the opportunity
of being on a varsity
team.
Judy McMullen,
Associate Director of
Physical Education &Athletics
'' out, such as finding a trailer and
rnore permanent storage for lhc
boats.
Among the big changes ror
t.hc team are three new coaches.
including Anne Silbernagel,
licad Crew Coach. who rowed
wuh Bos1on College when their
crew team was jtLSl staning ou l
She has also competed a1 US Nationals. US Olympic
Spor1fes1, and the Canadian
Henley. Annie Chris1ie, the As
sistant Women's Coach., was a
1wo .. timc national champion
while rowing in the women's
eight al the University o[Wash
ing1on. The Mens Coach.James
Kohn, rowed with the light
weight men at Rutgers Univcr ..
suy for four years. All three are
excilcd 10 be here and arc an:i-;
lOUS 10 get the team out on I he
wa1er. "I[ I can get a £cw people
10 love the spon as much as I
do ... tha1 would be 101al satisfac
tion," said Coach Silbernagel.
As the ,cam Joins 1he NCAA
Division 111, more challenges
awai1. Rowers will be expected
to practice more frequcmly than
before. "There is also • higher
!C\'CI or expectation in terms of
commitment of the studcru :nh
letc lO the rowing program."
said McMullen.
1r you arc imercsted m Join•
ing crew or have quesuons. con
tact the coaches al ext. 7556. or
visi1 their office m Zehntbauer
Swimming P,wilion.
l'HOTO 9Y Ow.t NtCK(S()N MENOf ➔UM The LC men's
• Cross Country
team makes a
good showing at
the Big Cross
Invitational.
By Marisa Quinn
On a beau1ilul, sunny day m
Pasco, Lewis & Clark's Cross
Couniry team headed ou1 for
1hcir second race. This years Big
Cross lnvi1a1ional brough1 10·
get her eight out of the ten
Northwest Conrcrcncc tcnms:
1 here were 17 1eams in all.
The Pioneer men auackcd 1he
course cmhusiastically last Sat
urday. Despite the spongy foot•
ing, seven or , he. men Ci ms heel
with their season's best 1imcs.
Sophomore captain Chris Mayer
once agam led his team across
the line in 18th place with a tune
of 27:08, almost one minute
faster than his time on 1hc Pasco
course las1 year. Fellow team•
mates Chris Jensen and Andrew
Ault made signiricom contribu-
1ions following Mayer's lead,
addlng their own personal l)C-SIS
lO 1hc record, as d,d Neil Weare
nnd bn Townley, rounding out
the sconng live. "The ll1g Cross
course lS not a fast course as the
ground 1s so loose and soil, ..
Coach David Fix commc.ntcd, .. ,
was Jmprcsscd that 1hc men s1ill
all improved their limes so <lrn~
11101 icall y. •
On 1hc women's ~ack. the
course. was not as rorgiving.
There were no senson hests. Un•
Classified
GREATJOBSI
Concslog;i Rccrcn!l,111 ~n<l
Aqu:uk Ccnicr in ltt?averton hos
,he following pos111ons;
•Ar1cr School J'rogrzim Asst. S9/hr
• Lifeguard/WSI S7.50•9/hr
•Tumblmg SI0/hr
•Gym Supervisor $7,50/hr
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Call 524-3941 for i,iform11110,i. fortunately, the disappointment
deepened when seven or the
eight conference schools racing
edged by the Pioneers. Senior
Marisa Quinn crossed the finish
line in 35th place in a tirnc of
20:31. a disappoin11ng fimsh in
companson to her expectations
and previous ume on the course.
Sophomore Emily Erwin
stepped up again 1.h,s Saturday
10 finish second for LC, followed
closely by freshman Caitlin
Mitchell, sophomore Chris1ina
Donchowcr, and freshman Talia
Epstein. "With l 97 total racers
on 1he course, the crowded con-,,-----
1 was impressed that
the men still all
improved their times
so dramatically.
Coach David Fix -----,,
ditions made il hard to pass/
noted Coach Fix. The slow start
had an obvious impact on the
young team. \.V1th :m cx1ra week
h) rcc.:ovcr and rcrnin 1hcir opti
mism. the women arc looking
forward 10 1heir next race with
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Friday
Sc1n. 25
The large ceramic work of Jun
Kaneko will show in the Gallery
of Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Saturday
Sept. 26
SOFA Cinema presents the dark
comedy In the Company of Men,
the winner of the Filmrnaker's
Trophy at the 1997 Sundance him
Festival. Showtimes at 7:30 and
10 pm in the Council Chamber.
Ceramics of Jun Kaneko
continues to show at 11 am in the
Gallery of Contemporary Art.
Go listen and talk to British-born
BIiiy Bragg al 6:30 pm at Music
Millennium. Sunday
Sept. 27
SOFA Cinema Sunday Matinee at
1 pm in the Council Chamber
showing As Good As It Gets only
getting better.
Tuesday
Sept. 29
Gallery exhibition of
Jun Kaneko's ceramic work
continues in U1e Gallery of
Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Environmental Law Colloquium
Representatives will speak at 12
pm in Classroom 1 at the Law
School about the Yes on 66
Campaign for Parks and Salmon.
.£,~ di.'-~
• -~ Wednesday
S<:.e._t. 30
Jun Kaneko exhibit in the Gallery
of Contemporary Art at 11 am.
Thursday
Oct. l
The One-Act Plays start at
7 and 10 pm in the Black Box In
the Fir Acres Theater for the
measly price of $1. See the
More of U1e Jun Kaneko exhibit in
the Gallery of Contemporary Art
at 11 am.
MXPX play with Homegrown at
LaLuna at 9:30 pm.
$8 in advance. More One-Acts at 8 pm in the
Black Box in Fir Acres Theater for
the low, low price of $1.
Law Forum about Labor Markets
and Employment Law in the 21st
Century in Classroom 1 at the
Law School at 8 am.
11 am m the Gallery of
Contemporary Art are the
ceramics of Jun Kaneko.
For those who haven't gotten
enough, there will an Inventing
America Lecture at 1:50 pm in the
chapel by Curtis Johnson, dean of
social sciences and professor of
political science, who will speak
upon the Theoretical
Underpinnings of the Foundmg:
The Liberal and Republican
Traditions in American Political
Volleyball vs. Whitman College
in the Pamplin Sports Center
al 7 pm.
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