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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
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Volume 200 [Volume 60]
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Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
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Date
1996-03-01
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~ The Gender Symposium
~Gulde
Mary Reilly disappoints 1!}1
Pio& to Hoop It up at
Na~lonala
obbs sets out to reform d&a policy
nJ11, SHAW
LC Chief Justice Nathan
Hobbs is on a crusade to
reform the campus drug
alcohol policy, and he
the Lewis & Clark com
ty to strongly consider
enforcement priorities.
!eels that focusing on en•
t of drug and alcohol
violations, LC neglects
se.rlous violations, like
• and vandalism.
"We spend a ridiculous
t of our resources as a
going after violators of
drug and alcohol policy.
rding to Campus Life's
numbers ... 81.3 percent of
write-ups they got last term
,rd the drug and alcohol
." Hobbs said.
'56.1% of wdte•ups by
life are simple akohol,
i,,alcohol and n.othing else.
Is ridiculous.•
Hobbs feels that an altered
and alcohol policy would
RA5 and Campus Safety
their-resources in a more
I manner,
'l'tnmuch more concerned
the RA resources ... ! talked
IO!\"?ral RAs and they all ex•
concern tome that theu
lias been transformed into
g but the 'floor police,"' Hobbs said.
Hobbs was concerned that
placing RAs in an enforcement
role detracts from their ability
to assist the students in other
ways. "The RAs I best option is minimizing use
a.nd abuse by students. Unfor
tunately, the school's stance to
ward the drug and alcohol
policy has been an unrealistk is changing our enforcement
priorities. We need to call off
the door-sniff et$, the room pa
trol where you wander around
sniffing for marijuaM and lis·
spoke to on the
subject felt that
their time could be
better spenL.1ust
giving their floor
members access to
them, providing
the kind or infor-"The f1u1damental problem is
that the alcohol policy is a
dismal failure. It doe.cn1't work."
--(..'hief Justice Nathan Hobbs tening for the
clank of beer
bottles ... ! think
that a more sen
sible poltcy
would be to
charge people
with ,'iolating the
alcohol policy i!
they're dumb mation they need
to provide. It also produces a
naturnlly adversarial relation•
ship between the RAs and the
.floor members .. jt creates a fun
damental h.ieran:hy when the
RA is the parent of the floor,
which causes feelings of resent
ment.ff he said.
Hobbs was adamant that
people not misinterpret his
views as a proposed ban on the
drug and alcohol policy. ·1
don't want to get the alcohol
policy revoked, ff he said.
#Dismanl ling the drug and
alcohol policy isn't realistic, and
it's not a good idea either ... i(one
begins with the assumption that
violations of the alcohol policy
are mevitable--wh.ich is a true
assumption-then you hnve to
come to the conclusion that the one, leading us to devote too
many of our resources on cam·
pus to enforce one policy,•
Hobbs said.
Hobbs said that the drug
and alcohol policy can't be ef•
fective if enforced in the way it
is now.
"The fundamental problem
is that the alcohol policy is a
dismal failure. It doesn't work.
More people drink and puff
buds now than ever have ... th~
best thing we can do is cut our
losses and formulate a policy
that makes sense,• Hobbs said.
When asked about his vi•
sion for transforming the alco
hol policy, Hobbs can talk for
hours. "The school Is locked
into theakohol policy by a fed
eral acL .. bul what can be done about il ... if they leave their
dorm rooms, if they attract at
t;,ntion with immense amounts
of noise, they deserve to get
bust.ed, too.ff
Hobbs feels that only th<!$4!
cases merit the attention of cam•
pus judicial system officials, rcl·
egating the search for violators
to a lower priority. He ex·
plained that "the actual policy
Jonnulalion would be some
thing along the lines of tht~ the
RA staff will not go after stu
dents without Lhe students
drawing attention lo them
selves. Instead of what we have
, where the alcohol policy IS on
primill)'enfo=mentstatus, we
would relegate it 10 secondary
enforcement status. Drugs and
alcohol would be just as illegal as they are now, it would just
change how we look for them."
Hobbs earnestly suggested
that this would help focus re
sources on more signi!icant
crimes. "Many people on cam•
pus are upset by the rash of
break-Ins and vandalism on
campus, and the popular per·
ception IS that Campus Safety
enforces the drug and alcohol
policy at the expense of going
after other crime.ff
These serious crimes are
among the few rntegories of
crime on campus that are rising,
according lo Hobbs. "Thett has
been I a rise in break-ins and
vandalism] on campus ... every·
thing else has been going down,
as fru-as I knowt said Hobbs.
Hobbs said he has dis·
cussed the proposed policy
with Dean of Campus Lffe
Michael Ford, who said jt was
"discussable,• according to
Hobbs.
1'm concerned that some
people who hearaboullhis will
think that I am trying to get rid
of the drug and alcohol policy,
and that's $"imply not true. I
hope evryone will give this se
rious consideration before dis
missing it by knee•jerk reac
tion,• Hobbs summarized.
un goes down temporarily at Lewis & Clark
,r RYAN W1SE
asly Wednesday mornlllg, the Sun,
lewis & Clark's central computer,
temporarily cutting off internet
including email, Usenet news,
Wide Web, FTP, and Gopher sites.
Somewhere between 11:00 an the
illlg on Tuesday, February 27 and
~y morning, one of lhe five disk
.,;, each containing 2 gigabytes,
:ind fniled to reboot. Only lhe
rontaining system software and in• formation was ruined, and none of the
student or faculty accounts were
touched. John Miller, Departmental
Labs Manager, said Wednesday, ffWe
bad up everything onto a tape eve.ry
night, and the only thing that was lost
was the system."
Sun returned Inter Wednesday
evening, after a visit from Deck Alpha
Systems. LC has a contract with Deck
for suvice within 4 hours, 24 houl'6 a
day. "When we called, we wen, told our call was logged. After three hours
passed without any word, we called
back lo ask what was going on, and they
said they knew nothing," said Peter
Greco, Dtreetor o(lnformntion Systems.
"'They had a system error of their own
that somehow lost our call." After the
second phone call, however, n service
man came with new disk drive from Eu•
gene, which had recently received a half
foot of new snow. Greco said that de
spite the miJ<•ups, Deck has been a very
vironmental studies maior being reviewed
IY ALYSON SMITH
he proposal for the Env1ronmen
tal Studies Maior is finally ready
for re,•iew by the board. The ma
omtcrdisc:iplinary, dm wing from the
tkal Science, Economics, lnterna•
Affairs, Chemistry, Biology, and
.io,y departments, among others.
All students enrolled in the major
Id complete seven core courses.
there, they would ch~• particu
b11Ck to follow where they would take
mnamderoftheircoursesculminal
r; In• Senior Seminar or Honors The-
The two trades feed to diverse inter•
11 ~ bro.id field of Environmentnl
• , one track is more heavily rooted in science where the other has a more
po!Jhcal/humanitanan basis.
The line-up of classes and professors
that would participate in this major MC
some of the most well•known at L..ewis
& Clark for teaching interesting classes
in exciting ways. The proposed minor
will have a core of three classes. It also
provides the choire of three other classes
from the field.
last Fall, Bob Mandel of the lnler
nnhonal Affairs Department and Special
Assistant to the President Evan WtlharrlS,
acttng on the frequent student interest
in self designed Environmental Studies
major, decided to spearhead the pro
posal Many other interested fl)culty got
involved. The ndm1n1Slration has given sup
port to the major by conimning that a
large number of applicants express in•
terest in pursuing a major in Environ•
mental Studies. A large number of stu
dents who already attend LC exptt'SS an
interest, but often have given up when
told tlw they would nec.-d to go through
the process of designing their own ma•
jor.
An Environmental Studies major
will be a welcome addibon lo the LC cur
ri.culum. It offers studcntscho,ce w1thm
the field and more cholce when dec:id·
ing a ma1or. it also serves the quallty of
timeliness well, s~>cing that recently
more Americans are becoming con•
cerned about environmental i,;sues. good company to work with.
Shell account users shouldn't get too
worried about losing any email during
the system outage time. Ma,I sent to
lclark.edu is spooled and resent untd the
message gets through. "When we come
up," said Mill<'r, ffWe're going to get hit
with all the mail and news thill's been
building up over the day.•
7'SLC VOT£
RESULTS
Measure #1 •
Ratification of Bylaws
(310 total votes)
YES-232 74%
NO -67
Abstentions -11
Measure #2-
ISLC Representative
(310 total votes)
YES-142
NO -157 50.6%
Abstentions -11 ASLC prepares for bylav, changes I
SY JEFF SHAW
The ASL<. meettng on Tul':>day, Feb
ruary 27th, was one of the quickest illld
most lo-Uu?-point of the year thus far.
f,;sues discussed included the now-com•
plcte bvlaw el<'Cnon, the Office of An
nuaJ Giving's&ruor Challenge, and the
u;w ol Dubach student ~pocc.
'rhc council first discussed
Wednl!!>day's election. Some members
~xpressed concern that, due lo a \!llriety
of factors, not enough students had hlld
an opportunity to read and examine the
byl.,w~. To remedy 1h15 ~1lualion in th~
future, Leland Peter.on offered 10 put o
copy of the bylaws on the World Wide
Web.
When asked why ASLC didn't have
a web page already, ASLC President
Cory Curtis responded •··because we' re
battling over what the fuck the name IS
going to be of the (ASLC e-mail ac•
count!," Various council members
FebTuazy 1S; Unknown suspect(s)
broke a window nt lhe Law School
causing an unspecified amount of
damage.
Februacy 16; Acrinunal mischief was
reported to Campus Safety. Un
known suspecl(s) caused approxi
mately $2,000 ,vorth of damage to a
Campus Safely ,•chicle. The
suspect(s) had poured a sugar-like
substuice in the gas rank.
great scores ...
great
skills ...
Kaplan helps you focus
your test prep s1udle• and
your confidence, so you can
gel a higher score.
1-800-KAP-TEST
••ta higher acore KAPLAN loudly campaigned for thb quolnli<>n lo
be placed in the 1'1011eer Log So ii Will>,
The Offtce of Annual Giving had
approached ASLC with the intent of the
coundJ endorsing their Senior Chal
lenge. The goal behind the Senior Chai·
lenge is lo get l!llch senior to donate
S19.96 w one or more scholarships may
be provided. for aid students in need of
Financial support. ASLC dedded not to
endorse al this lime.
Sar,1h Strnfford said she ,vould en
dorse most anything "d.S long as It didri'I
hnve one of those a!Jen lhmg~ on it "
Hobbs said the Offace of Annual Giving
could •grub their own money.•
Tracy Rodda hnd a problem with
non-student gtoups reserving Dubach
for their own purposes. She cited recent
meetings by alumni groups and the
Board of Tro.~tees as examples of how
,tudcntsc.mbe excluded from their own
space.
Some members of council .igreed
that non-student groups could be al
lowed to \l5C the space during the week·
end, but Rodda stressed that the meet•
ings she referred. 10 took place "during
therruddleoftheweek." Mostmembers
Februazy18; CampusSafetyOfficers re
sponded to a non-injury vehicle accident
near the Law School. An LC student was
driving on Terwilliger Blvd. when he lost
control of his vehicle and rilll off the road.
The footbridge was de,,troyed. A report
was taken.
Februazy 20; A Copeland resident re
ported a telephone harassment to Cam
pus Safety. The suspect is a student at
Ml Hood Community College. A report
was taken.
February 20: Unknown susP<,>ct(s) stole
a palrof stereo spe.1kcrs from Copeland
Hall Loss is unknown
\ seemed 10 agn.-c thas was 1n11ppropriah!
consldeMg the study room Dubach has
become
This brought up the issue 01 rcserv
mg the space for student groups. Most
council member.; agreed that student
groups, who usually only meet for an
hoUt or two nt a time,shouldbe able lo
continue use of Dubach for meeting pU!•
pose.~. This ended in discussion of a
sign-up sheet, and council inquired
about the toc:allon of a dry-erase board
they had purchased but couldn't deter•
mine where it was
Summer wage of Templeton for
non-student groups wa• another logis-
hClll concern. Nathan Hobbs, chief ju!i
tlce, wanted to charge "$5 a pop" fornny
non-student organization Charles
Tumer suggested they pay Nathan dl•
rectly, nnd Hobbs didn't have a prob
lem with that Roddll said she would
be around in the summer and could
probably coordinate who gets lo use
Templeton. Tumer said ii might be the
only job he could get.
Petruson started discussion about
painting over student decoration. He
spoke about his concerns that, should
Februacy 2.1: Unknown suspect(s) stole
a purse Crom an office nllhe Law School,
Loss ls approximately $35.
February 20; Physical Pla.ntServaces ad•
vised Camp\15 Safety or property dam
age at Bodine Hall Apparently, a Me
dia Services Daahatsu had backed into
the building. causing an unspecified
amount of damage. A report was tnkcn.
February 21: A verbal dispute between
several intoxicated LC students and two
PLU students occurred In the Griswold
parking loL The dispute occurred after
the LC/PLU men's basketball game.
Officers were able to squelch lhe argu
ment. A report was taken. ~tudenl painting be allowed 1n Dub
which Is "pnintnble space,• a=n!ln!
Pcter<oo, the mural• could b<' pa
over at th~ end of each year. r
questioned whether t.hb wuuld au,i 22
student's senM? of history. Hobb,•
pressed that 11 might be "kind of nw de
lo let each year or students nealtli>! cl"
own wal Is. Every other member
ASLC reminded them that the dt. R,
policy isn't finalized, and nobod1 d,
really pninl anything U,cre yeL Tm s,:
Rodda alerted everyone that .i mwal 01
her hall was painted over last ye,a 51
spa le promises to the contrnry,so .hill: ~
ured "they're going to do wh•I ,< k
want to do, regardless of what wev
Cory ouggested that ASlC bcr. ct
planning publicity for the upcoai.. •
general el<'Cltons, including plan> toll to
\'ertise each candidate m the PimM~ b
And with that, mosteveryonehad1 p
per to write, a meeting to attend.or bu. I.
ness to work on, because the mM>I ~
wassoonadjoumcd s
Hobbs to Cory: "Was this lhequb t
est ASLC meeting ever?" Cory. ii
was.• t
Febru;u:y 73; A burglary occumd 11
the Law School. U nkno"'"' $USpedi,
gained access into the librnry by
breaking glass out of o wooden d00t
Approximately $60 wa" t.u<en Olli l'i
several drawers.
&bruazy 28; A theft was reported ii
the Library. Unknown suspect(s)slalt
a printer, valued nt S600. The ptlllkl
was located on 1st floor and was nor
secured with any lock-down devn
febru;u:y 28; A criminal mischiefw•
reported at tM Law School. Unlcno~,
suspect{s) damaged a Law Ubr.11)
courier vehicle. O;image is approll
mately $25,
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I
I .
iverdale Forum held at LC
a'I' AA'I' RJCHAAOS
student (brum on the Riverdale
bond Issue was hcld at I.awl~
& Cl.lrk on Thursday, fcbruary
:ndinSlilmm
The audience wa~comprised of~tu
c'llt>, community memben, and U,e,r
':ildren
/\SLCStudcnt Repn.-sentatlve ·rracy
·,.lda opened the forum and mtro
ad A51.C President Cory CurhS, who
ffl'•'li as moderator. Curtis quickly
llined the rules for the forum. E.,<:h
!f~kcr was allolled five minutes to
;ie,k and only students would be al•
,<'II to ask questions or the spe.tkcrs.
L.:roy Hemingway, the school board
:mrnnd a Y,-s on Rwerdnle supporter,
juntrer,:d to~peak first. Hemlllgway
...d that Riverdole hadn't consjdered
cld,ng its own 1<hool unttl ,ln adjunct
ll!Nlt't o( the l,C Northwest School or
_.wproposed that the dLSt:nctg,ve 11 n
, 1lus community i.s going to tax it•
!l!l to continue It;; program of educa
r,.iJ~cellence," he said. Hl!J?\lngway
:lroduced several community mem
ffl in the audience who support the
wschool, from LC alumnus to a new
lilher in the district.
Kun Campbell spoke next. If the
diool were built, Campbell will be Its
~pal. She holds two degrees rrom t..C.
The hrst question Campbell ad·
dre,,i,ed was whether she believed that
t..nke Oswego and Portland schoob
could adequately meet the needs or
Riverdale ~tudents. She /eel, they could.
but silld I.hat both
district~ were tnr 1ospe,1k rcp=ted the othcrs,de o( the
is:sue.
Stev<' Bell, who owns part of the
property that is the Riverdale School
OiJ,lrkt') first choice a., a site for tbe
xhool, ,va~ the n<••t to ,;peak. His prop-
erl )· is being
~clzed under
toob1g.
"for me as an
educator, this is an
issue of choice,"
she <Said.
Luge schools
create anonymity
and disenchant
ment among stu•
dents, but lhe
Riverdale High
School #staff and . since there are only
63 high school age
children in the
Riverrlale District,
builrling the school
woulrl not he for the \lmincnl dommn
which LS ,up·
PQsed to do Htht"
greatest public
good with the
least private
harm.# He said
that since there
are only 63 high
school age chit•
dren in lhe greatest public good.
students w1 LI create a thought.ful cul·
ture." C.-.mpbeU especially i.1ressed that
the smaller school would allow teach•
ers to focus on curriculum rather than
govcrnanct>. She also feels that the
smaller high school will give students
more or a voice in planning curriculum.
"We're working to gel ki.ds involved in
this high schoolt Campbell said.
The third panel member for the SOS
(Save Our School) side, Kim Duncan,
forfeited her time to allow Campbell to
speak for ten mmutes, so the next people Riverdale Dis•
tnct. building th,; school would not be
tor the greatest public good.
He then went 011 to address rumon;
in the community. He told the crowd
that he did not plan to develop an apart
ment complex or condominiums on his
prop<'rt)• because zoning will not allow
this to happen. He also denied that he
is just trying to get money out oJ this
battle or thaihe is trying to build a busi
ness park on the property.
He closed his (ive minutes by ad•
monishing the crowd. "Think before you talk 10 your neighbor. t..og,c should
dictate that these things an.-fulse,H Bell
said.
Next to speak was Stephame Wager,
president of the Friends of Tryon Cree.I:
State Park. She "-.15 highly concerned
,lbout the imp:,ct of the scho<>l on the
p.uk. She s,ud that runoff has mcre~-d
with theslrutture,, th,ll already surround
the park ,llld 1h.1l the park \Viii surfer If
the school Ls built al the propo.;i;d site.
"I h11vc no doubt I.hat thl!y would use
the park." w.,gner baid.
Last of the spe,,kers wns Frank
Wagner of the Riverdale Neighbors for
Dialogue. Mr. Wagner s.,1d thnt while
U,c school board had proposed a good
experlmcnt, the best option for the kids
or the district would be to merge w1th
l..akc Oswego.
"7,000 students is NOT a large school
district,• he sa,cL
A lengthy qul-stion and answer~
sion followed thesrieeches. The students
asking questions were highly critic.ii or
the school district's plan to build the
school Most or the questions focused
on Rlverdale's lack or concern for the
environmental, trarJic Md sewage con•
cems, and other such logistical aspects
of th!!plan.
Cory Curtis closed th.e evening by
thanlcing all who attended.
Asst. Secretary of State speaks at LC
..,. At'l'SOH SMl1H
he Assistant Secretary of State
Robert Pcllcalreau spoke al
Lewis & Oark on February 20
,ir,.,eming US PQlicy towards Islamic
ountrics.
His truk focused on where and why
dent threats arc coming from the Gui(,
..,.., the US lnterprets and deals with
~. and how we uitend to p<'ilttfully
111111\am n steady flow o( oil i\l reason
& prices while protecting key nlhes.
Pellcatreau n1ade clear thnl the US
dlttatencd by terrorist group, from
canAnd lrnq.
Oficn thCS<' groups shar1• an ,mti
... wmsentimenl not widely shared by
"Pool for P.E. credit ... or
billiards would
be a good idea."
PauJ Bradley,
sophomore other Muslims in Iran and Iraq.
He said that the US is not concerned
with religion, but is concerned with
weapons, stance.
Part oI US strategy is the contain•
menl o( threats. The US needs to build
dclcnsive strate
hegemonic ten•
denc:ies and vio
lent, #objection
able behavior.•
Also, we
need lo deal
with both coun·
tries separately.
Currently, lrnn "We are still challengerl by
Iran ... I wish I coulrl say
that the threat is over ... "
-Robert Pelleatrea.u,
Asst. Secretary of State gies with coun
tries surround
ing lran.
It 1s some
what diJHcult
when, (or in
stance, coun•
tries, like Saudl
Arabia, appreci
poses the biggest threat because 11 sup
ports terrorist groups ilnd is agi\lnst
peace resolutions. Since Hussem has lost
power, lr.iq has lllkcn a more benign ateand want the help th(.y receive from
the US. But, they do not like troops in
their c:uuntry. This Iott~ lhc US lo op
erate from offshol'I! bases. This makes JI difficult to build deterrents .
In dosing, Pelleatreau reiterated the
Importance of the vast oil resowces of
the region and their role in US ptoSp<'t
ity and Industrial way of life. He re
peated that the US needs to maintain a
flexiblestrocturcso that we w.Unot eas
ily become destabUized.
His fmal statement was, "We are
still challenged by Iran.. I wish l could
say that the threat 1s over. .. but ,ve mu~t
maintain a strong presence. .. we mn
succeed ... we Wlil be respectful of rcl1·
gion ... (and] hard as nails agalnsHhose
thnl commit terrorism under their
name."
What classes would you like to see
offered at Lewis & Clark that aren't now?
"Photography as a
science credit"
Anne French,
junior "Biological Statistics,"
Emily Hebrand,
senior "Mammology."
Zasha Bassett,
senior "Aboriginal Peoples
of Bistory."
Justin Sternberg,
sophomore Club sports & cash equal confusio e 1Y JAMIE 01AMOHO
onfu»on is the bc,;t way to dl
scrtl,x, the ,llmU>phcri, tor club
sports as tnr a, budgets have
t,ox,n CQll('('fflcd. A:;LC dctcimuned that
S2b,OOO ho? eannarkLod (ur ccr {$5,000), Rugby ($1500), Frisbee
($750), and marti.11 arl> ($1750)
So, the queshon was pOSt.-d, how can
th,s money be ,1lloca1cd when th" ongi·
nal money h.i., not vet bet,,\ ~llocatL'tl m 1ust ho" club sports an, funded The
sponsdcpnrtm~nt, on the future, wlllset
a,ide an nmount each vear that will bt>
tht,11, contributwn, l!XC!!pl lh1• m.1tch1ng
money iaclor 1,cllaunat«!d In tht• lulun,
Thu wa) th•• ,port, d>csports were left hitch-hikmg
Club sports are very pnpul.e:
widely recognized by Lhl' LC
body Some !ipOrlS mdude· met,
c:rosse. women', =•r. ulturult•
rugt>v .ind martud art,
Sure there Wl!n! problt'll\> ,lJ1,!
tw-1on. but in ~end, ~v,:rym,,IWI club ,ports from 111'• mas•
ter budg<!I lhl• } ~dr
[ht,ri,{on, thlO Sport• 0..
partmcnl ,VA~ lo come up
wllh 513,00U, '" matth
ASLC'< $13,000. Tiu~
/1,ckfld good 0,1 puprr. hut ... This "confusion" h.a.q forced the SportR
Department to re--a..qse!\!\ their agreement
in juRt how cluh sports are funded. panment can hgurc
<1ut thcu-budg~t for thr
pn.'Ccdtng }'Cill money nnd p.ipcrwork., ,t!J th.uc:c ••
th ... actual pn.•:cs:. of s••tllng lhf' money
where 1t n~l-d h> go went ,t<kew
Aft-,, dew mun Ing tlw budget, .!\SI C
took until the middle of Fl'bruary to get
their haJJ ur tht.' calih to the Sports De
p<1rlment, Until tllen, the Sports Depart•
ment w11s not able to match fonds, Stm•
ply because then, were no funds 11,
match, This posed some Vl'I')' sltaight•
forwa.rd questions by club sports mem
bers such as: where is our money?
On top of tllis dilemma laid a sec
ond. ASLC came up with a contingency
fund on top of the $26,000 that was origl•
nally set aside. Some S9,000 more dol
lars were being given to women's soc-Good que,tu,n, but tll,11', not nil
E.1rlier thb y".u ASLC'• budget wa,
belli,ved to bt.' over-drawn and thing$
looked bad ..., far ili the athletes w~re
concerned
The solution wa, found bv Charles
Turner, ASLC ,•ice-president of Budge1
& Finance i;umer took ov~ tile fund
Ing pl'O<'eSS and some of the funds have
made their way to the Sports Depart·
menL Wh.1t funds haven't been trans•
ferred are m the papeiworl.. ~tage.
In the end, tile plight of the dub
sports seems to be resolved, however,
tllis "confusion" has forced the Sports
Department lo re-assess there agreement The current bud•
11ctm11 sy,tcm was set
up about 7 year,, ago.
LC mode an .tgrecme,11
w1tll club ,ports that at that time revo
iuuom7.<od th .. w,1y lundmg occurred
ASL.C would come up with a budget for
club sports that was f.111 lo the students
ond fair to the college as a whole. The
college's end of the deal was to match
the ASLC amount and together, the
funding would bl? established. For t'.X·
ample: if ASLC deemed that ten-thou•
sand dollars be allocated for club sports,
the college would cume up with five
thousand nnd ASLC would come up
Wlth five-thousand.
However, m recent events, th.is ba•
sic process of disbursement has side
swiped some parked cars and club tile athlch:s no"
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of ersonality divides morose Mary Reilly
Ma1kov1ch), and
this robs the fllm
or whateversus
p<-nse II mighl be
trying to den,J
ops. Tht cin
emalugr,,ph, t\
,,pproprlatell
d,1cl. .tnd foggy,
(I ondon had
v~ry kw lli;hts
dunng lht, timt·
penod), bul thL,
,1bu make, 11 un•
bearable and 1m•
possible dt times
to make out the
characters or the ■r BimBFAOf
.trv Relllv I, th< 1-md <>t m1w1t.'
1 .. ; wh1i,h th, rhrasc "nice try'
could hJvc been coined. II
,triVt'S ror ,, d.irl-brc><>dmg
,lie that iJ, r.inolv Sl"<!n al all 111
·im.un,tw,1m hhns. It .i.lso marks
• Rob,,rt', strongc,I ,,Nempt yel ln
hcrwlt from the Ptt-llv Woma11
!hat has flagged her this decade
u reunites the !>Cn.-enwnte( dn't'C·
1nd SLM (Chn~topher l·fomplon,
rrea~. nnd John Malko\"kh)
!he wonderfully l'VOlcal O<ar-wtn
Dingtro11> LiaMtnl<
De,,p1k a me,,lung of inlcrcsllng
.a>ilitui-, M,,ry 11.~rlly " ind~ up a
ml r"<penmenl. Based on a rec;enl
,I. the story is a rt.'Yisiomst exammn
of lhedllSSic Or. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
the poml o( view of one of Jekyll's
lovees-the chambermaid or the
(~IS). What emerges is a look
:Ile repression or the Victorian era in
19th century London where every-
, 01\zcns live a kind of double l\fe
iUll'.l'dby day, unreslnined by night-
~ leads lo the spli\\ing of Jekyll•~
Qvich) soul. 11 also charts Mary·s
1h from meek servant to a woman
the stnmgth co try w,d find a new
lo!~-~~~ 1l'.~,~~,.
lo me, and though l do und myself
g about th= altenvards. 1L is not
:ht-context o( the film.
ln the fdm, they= undermined
una1l-slow pace Iha t oJlows for no
uv~ momentum to develop. Since
lllow from the ~l.lrl that Jekyll and
Jo! aie one, we lee\ Mary lo be kind
2n<e that she dOl!Sll'I notice SQ<>ncr
!Uy ~mce the two both look like sets.
Finally,
there is the issue
of Roberts, who
gives a difficult
role her best
shot, but winds up only bemg hall-con•
vinong (like ho:,r wavering a<'.C<!nt). She
is unable to portray the inner turmoil of
her character as efficienlly as her co-star,
who uses lus ragged features and low
key voice as a guide into his divided
soul Glenn Oose steals the movie from
both of them with her small but flam
boyan\ ro\ea., a local madam. In the end,
Mary ~,lly has hit u~ with the best or
intentions and the noblest of ;,gend11s,
and all thal one C"nn say is: "Nice tr.(,"
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Pio Log Movie Picks O' the
Weck: If you're willing to search for
them, thl'y're out tl1tm.> and this w~-el.;,
th= movies merit the extrd hunt. First
IS another movie dealing with the Y'telc>
rian Age in Britain. A11geb and lnsn:fs
(l(OIN Center) is an improbably involv
ing, but ultimately fascinating study of
Here, life's a game
& work's a nail!
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ms, TUNE IN TO , an upper class family and what tiappens
when a meek bug collector who has lost
everything he owns in a shlpwrec;k, 1s
taken in by them. He rails m love with
the oldest daughter (a remnrknbly pale
Patsy Kensit) and is shocked when she
accepts his marriage proposal Thal is
only the beginning of tbesurprtses. With
a look that de.fies dMCriplion lmost o!
the princip.fl characters appear like the
undead), di.llogue that is provocalive
nnd hifaoous, and a ,;«rot towards the
~ ~.,..,,~..tf.-mtntbn;.mbbt o'l, 'ints
examlnation of how Lillie separates us
from the "savage• world of other crea
tures h11S Lhcbulls-eye. ("'·t/2)
Slrat1glia1 Trrad (The Movie House)
1s the most recent film from director
Zhang Yimou 10 incile rury from the
O,inese goll('mment. Titis is because,
though, the film is purportedly a gang•
stcr epic in 1930's Shanghal, JI becomes
obvious (..specially al the end) lhnt ti's really nn allegory about government
oppression and dehumaniuliorc De
spite this slip or the hand, the film is in•
volvmg, if for nothing else than the stun
rung visuals. Never have J seen a film
where interiors and exteriors alike were
shot with such beauty. Any frame is
worthy ol being hung in a museum.
Same goes !or Ylmou's favorite lead a<!•
tress, Gong LI, who has,, face that com
bines haughtiness and longing in ~'(Jual
measures. Dclini1e.ly one for the big
screen~.
Finally, 11 has been re-released in
theaters, so now is your inst chan<-e to
see &b.-(t.loyd Mall) before ii hits video.
A children"s movie I.hat a h>t of adults
probably saw on their own, it is the only
film to dnte where I acturuly stood up nl
the end and applauded. With moments
both hysterical and poigant, I wouldn'I
mind ai all If this won Best Pkture c-••1 /
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MARCH 1-7
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Your antagontsl will soon slip and fulf 1v1thout
your Uftmg a finger.
Aries (Mardl 21-April 20): Move up to the front lines and lake conlrol or
your life.
Taurus (April 21-May 21): Rclusing to Ence reality will only make life more
dillicull.
Gemini (May 22-June 21): It's time to grnb the reins and begin to live lhe life
you now live only in your dreams.
Cancer 0une 22-July 22): Calm your heart, enjoy today, and lei tomorrow
take care or Itself.
Leo Ouly 2.3-Aug. 22): This month, sit quietly and listen; you will hear that
it ls not time 10 change.
V'ugo (Aug. 24-Sepl. 23): You have weathered the worst of the stonn and
are ready to take on the world. .
Ubra (Sept 24-0ct. 23): Now there is no pomt in dwelling on whal could or
~ould h.we been
Scorpio (Ocl 24-Nov. 22): EXJ><.>cl the une><pecled.
Sag,ttanus (Nov. 2.3-0ec. 21): Take lime to revitalize our spirit, m1nJ, and
body.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 2-0): You need to break certain I.Jes. but thi, b not
the lim_c to 1114ke rash decisions,
Aquarius Q.tn. 21-Peb. 19): Come to your sense:,. They sliel,led it out for your orthodontist bills.
Oxlgtlecl it up for your car insurance.
And forked it over for that fish tank accident.
Yet they still insist you call collect.
Touched by their undying love, you spare them further expense.
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81" KfHY #CtMPU
I lier four days oi plny,ng
lhe waitini; .1,,1me, Lc,vu;
&Oark men's basketball
will head back to the
11 m search of the schools
·n.t~onal blle. l'orthe third
'W'l yenr the Pioneers will
m the NAIA Division II
I Championship Tour
t, in Nnrnpa, Tdaho. Af
fosing Saturday night to
• champion Whitworth,
~ of making the tour
I relied on re<:1!1\'lng one
111lj· nine at large bid;; The
t:untoumament features, 22
lr,llomet! representatives, 9 at•
representatives and the
~ team wluch js Northwest
L&C Naz.1rent• After fini!.hing lt>-'1
on the season w,th a n.111onal
ranking of, l..&C was ab!~ to se
cure the fmal bid becoming the
32nd tenrn to qualify. The an•
nouncement of the opening
game painng will oo given on
Thursday, February 29th.
Saturday, the Pioneers
could have guaranteed a spot in
the toumnrncnt w,th a victory
over Whih,•orth. The league
ch.1mpionshlp, held in Spo
kane, Washington, was a defon
sive struggle from start to fin
ish. With a 48-47 lead with just
over four minutes to pllly, the
Pioneers managed to score only
5 points, compared to the Pi
rates 16, in the closing minutes,
Track & Field
.,.. CUTUs Co,ny
ht 1996 Track« Field sea•
.on has officially begun,
and the LC squad pre
pMes for the best season
m several yea.rs. Despite
1loods, th,:, snow, and the
uvc degree weather, the
ha1·c olrcady competed ln
mrots along with training
the outdoor season since
jMuary.
Head Co.,ch David Fix is
!or has fifteenth year and
brought with him many
new faces who look to
lrlbutc early. On the
n's side, the freshmen
t of spnnters Sara Bos,
Jltlk Madison. and 1Ullc
t. Jumper., Raina Kfowel, and Twyla Gingnch along with
distance runner Mansa Quinn
round out the freshmen
women.
These athletes look to give
much needed depth to a team
that already has proven stars in
senior long distance specialist
Leigh Ann McGrew, Kristin
David (the only woman
thrower), long jumper Kattn
Berm, and basketball star Liza
Getches, who plnced in the high
jump al last years conference
meet.
The women are much
stronger this year and although
a liule young, coach Fix has
high expectations for this tal•
ented gruup.
Th.e men enter the season
with three athleres who placed
Pios defeat
hitman
8Y KERRY KlMPEII
n the Hnal gam<' of the
regular season, the
Women's basketbaU team
Ofldcd a disappointing
• with a 86-78 victory, over
tm~n College. The win
tlhe lady pios a fm.'\l regu
.-JSOn record of 2-12 ,,nd
menged an earlier season
'Sloss to the Missionaries.
·1t was nice to end the sea•
m a high note," freshman
Jennifer Blackwood said,
«ting on Saturdays win.
wood led all scorers with
tutting 4 from behind the 3-
1 arc. \Freshman Klrstin
nand Kim Wright also
in 16 pomts apiece as
Pioneers scored in double
, for a season high 86
as a team. The game
. td \\•ith L«C hitting an 1mpre.sive 14-17 from the ficld,
leadlng to.-. 58.3% shooting per·
formance for the game, another
season h1gh. With a 49-28 lead
al half. the Pioneers risked the
lead, as Whitman came within
three. But with the game on the
line. the women were able to hit
crucial free-throws to wmp up
the victory.
I would also like to ac
knowledge three ladies we will
no longer have the pleasure of
seeing in action, Seruors Hiedi
WlntCl'S, April, Hon! and April
Currit played their final game
for the orange and black two
weekends ago. li~ou happen
to come across any one of these
three devoted athletes, govc
them a well deserved pat on the
back. Thanks for the memories
ladies, you will be missed.
Good luck!! Second lean, nll-<onfon,nce se
k'ction, Nnte William~, --c11red a
g11me high 17 pomt,, to lead th"
P1ratei. Nate Dunham, the
NOC player of the year, added
13 pcnnt6 and 12 rebounds
while lst-tenrncr Roman Wick•
ers dropped m IS points and
pulled down 10 boards. Th~
Pioneers, who managed to only
hit 35% Crom the floor, wcrl!
lead by Whitney Brake who
scored 16 Md g.rabood 13 re
bounds
With the regular season
comtng to an end, league hon·
ors have bt!cn released. Senior
Guard Brandon Nicholson was
selected hrst team all-confer
ence. Nlcho.lson lead the team m :.coring with 15.6 pomts per
gllffle, and wo,; second m assists
and ste.1ls. Sophomores Brooks
Meek and Whitn,:,y Brake were
also honored, being named
Honorable Mention all-confer-
ence. Brake added to hi,, ac
complishments, earning player
of the week, for his perfor
mance during the playoUs.
Mee!(. had the_ distmgulShed
honor of being nnmed to the
Academic All-District team,
1vhich includes ten states and
BnHsh Columbia By being
named, Meek 1s eligible to be
selected to the Academic All•
American team, which will be
announced March 12th.
It's that time of year again
for the men and women of
spring to take their marks.
at the conference meet last year
along side a few experienced
veterans, and some welcomed
newcomers. Freshmen Joe
Jncobson, Aaron Gibbs, and
$0phomore Keith Ochoa are aU
ready to step up and contribute.
Junior hurdler Josh Brace, and
Sophomore pole vaultor Nate
G1ovenetti are bac:kafter strong
campaigns m '95. The men's
solo d,stance runner {hjs year is
cross-country standoul Ben
CorrneL Corrnet placed in con•
ference a year ago in both the
800m and lSOOm events.
Along with Cornett, the
Pio's will look for Cletus Co((ey,
and team captains James Thylor
and Seth Hoffberg to mnke ma
JOr cont-ributJons this year.
Hoflbetg is bnck after an off sea•
;;on >'W'gery to repair the knee
Hey all you •spiring ,-uper
model; out U,ere and wdcomt
back to another f,ne week oflife
and libt!rt)' here on old l'alatme
Hill. First uff I'd just like to s.,y
thanks to the plclhor• uf l't'
sponst.'S lhJI the he.11th hp h,lS
been receiving and k,'tep those
letters comfng In, we love you.
So, Is it iust me or has c\'l!I')'·
one been noticing the timely .Ind
wclcoml/d arrival of old mister
sun? YC6 that's right, spring is
approaching and rapidly for that
matter. But what can l do to bet
ter prepare myself for the on•
slaught that the sun's r.w•ging
rays may do to my fair and un•
protected skin. one may ask?
Well, the answer is In the
queslion,my fine Pioneer kin.
First off, to unleash fragile,
nubile, and yes, pale skin, one
should realize t.hat this act is •
mlstJkc in. ltselL Le.,ve the pants
and Jackets on and protect your•
self from the UV rays that we all
know c.1n cause cancer. The only
lrue way to protect yourself is
abslinence, I've heard that som,...
where else, but lhat's an entirely
different health ti In itself. that caused him to sit out most
of last yea,-.
The multi-talented (and
modest) Coffey Is head~..! to
watds an even better year than
last, which saw him lace in the
conference decathlon, lOOm
and 200m events mcluding a
second place fmish m the long
Jump.
As for Taylor. a repeat first
place finish in th~ shot put and
the dfacus at conference wiU be
merely a stepping stone for the
junior who has his sights set on
the national championships.
The Pio's nexl meet Is {hjs
coming Satunfay at Willamette
University or the Pios can be
seen at home in dctton on April
6 for the Lew1S & Clark lnvita•
Uonal.
SecMd. lf it',. JU>t too hot for
you w,th your winter clothes,
then m,1ybe 11'$ time to 1mpr<>
v,se On.; thing we ne\'<:r want
to do here at the health tip ser
v1a,s I,, go <'Xpcnsive, so here'&
an ,1fford,1ble way to deal with
th11 fir<' balf In the sky.
To,1.,rt off,go into the lmen
closet and find yourself a nice,
yet used sheet. Next, tear a hole
in the center of the sheet In,, Ion•
gltudinal direction, parallel to
,my of the four baselines of th"
sheeL That's all there Is to It and
It's as simple as that. All you
h.we to do now Is put on your
sporty summer wear and thtm
slip your head through the hole.
Now you h.we • casual summer
smock that any unprepared
desert dweller would be jealous
of.
Take It from me, the wisest
of the wise, or at le.ut the wisest
of U1c Piolog stnff: it's not how
you look, but rather who's lovk•
Ing at youl Toke it easy and let
the sun shed light on your bare
bottom. Until next week my
children. Top Ten
Signs That
You're Going
To Have A
Bad First
Date.
10. While pick
ing out mood mu
sic for the car ride,
you become over
whelmed with
Slim Pickens and
Box-Car Willie.
9. Your
cleanest pair of
pants are the ones
you wore last
night to steer rop
ing class .
8. Your plans
include "cruising"
town and bump
ing your G-Funk.
7. You let your
little brother cut
your hair using
one of those round
tipped, plastic
safety scissors.
6. Your
aftershave of
choice is Hai-Ka
rate'.
5. Your mom's
car won't start, so
you pick your date
up on your BMX
Road Hustler with
banana seat and
whip antenna.
4. Your date
mistakes the giant
blackhead zit on
your forehead for
a fly and swats it.
3. Out of des
peration, you ask
your father for
fashion advice.
2. The most en
lighfening part of
your c9nversation
goes, "so ... do you
like ... stuff?"
1. One word:
HALITOSIS! Marc to arc ,
FRidav
Fresh so1mds [rom tb0 PlaUfor111.
Ar the Plartform, ir's Rook who will look
forward to sariacing all your musiC1I needs. 9 pm.
free.
And bm's a litlle ditty I wrote, and ii goes like
tbit ...
Leah Berman and Danielle McFadden hope to
hca; from you when they perform, free, from
their vast rcpcnoire at Evans Auditorium, 8 pm.
Folk folks.
Maine man Ellis Paul shows up 11.t East Avenue
(727 E. Burnside) wirh Golden Delicious,
Richmond Fontaine and Bria.n Berg bring their
social comme.nrary laced runes ro Portland. $6
a.dvance (available at 236-6900), or $8 :,,dvance,
SatURdav
11-0n't veietate, rehallilitate.
Sign up at rhe Volunteer
Services Center soon to join in
the Franciscan Enterprise
Home Rebabilicarioo
Work Day. Spend a day
helping using your existing or
non-cxistlng carpcncry sl<llls
rchabilit•ring low-cost housing.
8:45am.
Saturday Night !l011io.
SOFA is showing Baraka at the Council Cham
bers. 7:30 and IO pm. LCTV kicks i1 ofT.
Ethnic Jamboree.
It's the 31st Annual International Fair,
Peace h Together, and it hop<!S ro live up to
previous fanrasric fairs of the pasr. The Ethnic
Food Bazaar and cxhibirions will be up all
oround Tcmplcron from 11 am to I :30 pm,
followed by cultural performances a1 the Agnes
Flanagan from 2 ,o 4 pm.
The ~·es have it
The Plarrform cominues robe the musicol
horspo1 for the weekend, with Eye of the
Gnoodle (formerly the Mo Phillips Q1Utrer)
showcasing their skills for free at 9 pm. Beethoven hoaa11.a.
Jn the not-so-free dcporrmenr we have an oll
Becthove.n program performed by the Oregon
Symphony, fearuring Bee1ho~cn's Symphony
No. 5, the "Egmonr" Overture, "Consecrarion of
the House." F:an1asia and "Choral fant11.Sy. "Ar
the Arlene Senirzcr Concerr Hall;with tix avail
oble at the ticket office fl 19 S. W. Alder), or by
phone ar 228-1353 or ar G.I. Joe Tickcrmaster
ouders. Ticker prices will vary.
K~ow your choioo.,.
Check out• free preview performance ofTapcs
try Theatre Company's Choices, a play about rhe
complex world of teen relationships. At the
Metropolis Learning Center, 2033 N.W. Glisan,
7:30 pm.
Grea,~ your Dir hack.
Rockabilly favorite Lee Rocker will hit d,e
LaLuna sc,gc at 9 pm.
SuNdav
En1nin1 Service, Fmbly Served.
M:>rk Duntley docs you one fine evening service
or rhe Chopd ar 6 pm.
Do the Alriran Boogie.
The Northwest Afrikan American
BaJlet docs a show as pon of Arts Alive ar Lewis
& Clark. Evons Auditorium, S7 general admis
sion and S5 for senior ciciu:ns, alums and sru
denrs, S3 for members of the LC community.
Fre&h from tho lo hes.
Pops conductor Newton Wayland takes the
Oregon Symphony inro rhc d=.llng
culrure crcacor-ins1igaior k.nown as television and
brings you l•rger than lif., performances of1V
themes that h2ve become pan of the public
consciousness. Themes from "Mission lmpos•
sible," "B•rman." "The Andy Griffirh Show."
"LA. L1.w," "Th,nysomething." "Cheers," and
"St. Elsewhere" will be on the playlisr. "Don't
Touch Thar
Dial!" will be
hdd ar 1hc
Arlene
Schnirzer
Concert Hall,
3and 8 pm
tonight, and 8
pm on Mon
day and
Tuesday. Tix at
719S.W.
Alder (228-
l353), or :11
Ticketmaster
outlers (790-ARTS). MONdav
Uk, svieace sllff.
Michelle Scherer. graduate srudenr from Oregon,
is the featured speaker in the Ph~ics/Chem
istty Colloquium entitled "Surf.ice Medi
a,ed Reduction of Chlorinarcd Solvc.nr by Zcro
Valenr Iron." If 1har made sense to you, you
shou.ld go check it our. rirst a pre-colloquium
discussion ar Olin library ar 3:45, then d,c 2e1u:al
colloqufoing(?) 3t 4: 15 3t Room 204. Fn:c.
Tuesdav
Focus on f ugoslavia.
As part of the Con!cmporary I nicmarion•l
Affairs series, LC hosrs Reed professor of political
science Stefan IGlpsch, who will talk on "The
Current Siruarion in rhe Former Yugoslavia: A
T ravelc.r's Rcpon." In lhe Armstrong Lou.nge or
the Manor House, 4 pm.
WedNesdav
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' lif O Gender
:y Blender.
1' The 15th
Annwl
Gender
Studies Symposium, "Body Building:
Sexualities, Power and Polirics, • kicks ofF today.
They've got enough publicity (sec inside thi$
issue), so 'oufF said.
ThuRsdav
Gauge rour patriolism.
Timberlake Werrenbakcr's ''Our Counrry's
Good" makes m debut tonight on d,e Main
Slllge of Fir Acres Theatre. $1 ,o the Lewis &
Clark Community. 7:30 pm.
Sin gin' prelty.
The Sycens perform to your hear r's content :n
the Rusty Nail, 10 pm. Free.
Classic-c1I music for the mai~e.t 1
No srufFy pompous scufF here. The ralentcd yet
enremuningly witty Canadi2n Brass will be at
hond ar the Arlene Schniri-cr Conccn Hull
1on1ghr and tomorrow night. Check om a 25
y.-..r-old troupe char has a knack for drawing
laughs and communicating wirh rhcir audiences.
Tix arc av2ilable at the Ticket Office (719 S.W.
Alder, 228-1353) or ,uTicketmaster outlets (790-
ARTS). a,
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Pio& to Hoop It up at
Na~lonala
obbs sets out to reform d&a policy
nJ11, SHAW
LC Chief Justice Nathan
Hobbs is on a crusade to
reform the campus drug
alcohol policy, and he
the Lewis & Clark com
ty to strongly consider
enforcement priorities.
!eels that focusing on en•
t of drug and alcohol
violations, LC neglects
se.rlous violations, like
• and vandalism.
"We spend a ridiculous
t of our resources as a
going after violators of
drug and alcohol policy.
rding to Campus Life's
numbers ... 81.3 percent of
write-ups they got last term
,rd the drug and alcohol
." Hobbs said.
'56.1% of wdte•ups by
life are simple akohol,
i,,alcohol and n.othing else.
Is ridiculous.•
Hobbs feels that an altered
and alcohol policy would
RA5 and Campus Safety
their-resources in a more
I manner,
'l'tnmuch more concerned
the RA resources ... ! talked
IO!\"?ral RAs and they all ex•
concern tome that theu
lias been transformed into
g but the 'floor police,"' Hobbs said.
Hobbs was concerned that
placing RAs in an enforcement
role detracts from their ability
to assist the students in other
ways. "The RAs I best option is minimizing use
a.nd abuse by students. Unfor
tunately, the school's stance to
ward the drug and alcohol
policy has been an unrealistk is changing our enforcement
priorities. We need to call off
the door-sniff et$, the room pa
trol where you wander around
sniffing for marijuaM and lis·
spoke to on the
subject felt that
their time could be
better spenL.1ust
giving their floor
members access to
them, providing
the kind or infor-"The f1u1damental problem is
that the alcohol policy is a
dismal failure. It doe.cn1't work."
--(..'hief Justice Nathan Hobbs tening for the
clank of beer
bottles ... ! think
that a more sen
sible poltcy
would be to
charge people
with ,'iolating the
alcohol policy i!
they're dumb mation they need
to provide. It also produces a
naturnlly adversarial relation•
ship between the RAs and the
.floor members .. jt creates a fun
damental h.ieran:hy when the
RA is the parent of the floor,
which causes feelings of resent
ment.ff he said.
Hobbs was adamant that
people not misinterpret his
views as a proposed ban on the
drug and alcohol policy. ·1
don't want to get the alcohol
policy revoked, ff he said.
#Dismanl ling the drug and
alcohol policy isn't realistic, and
it's not a good idea either ... i(one
begins with the assumption that
violations of the alcohol policy
are mevitable--wh.ich is a true
assumption-then you hnve to
come to the conclusion that the one, leading us to devote too
many of our resources on cam·
pus to enforce one policy,•
Hobbs said.
Hobbs said that the drug
and alcohol policy can't be ef•
fective if enforced in the way it
is now.
"The fundamental problem
is that the alcohol policy is a
dismal failure. It doesn't work.
More people drink and puff
buds now than ever have ... th~
best thing we can do is cut our
losses and formulate a policy
that makes sense,• Hobbs said.
When asked about his vi•
sion for transforming the alco
hol policy, Hobbs can talk for
hours. "The school Is locked
into theakohol policy by a fed
eral acL .. bul what can be done about il ... if they leave their
dorm rooms, if they attract at
t;,ntion with immense amounts
of noise, they deserve to get
bust.ed, too.ff
Hobbs feels that only th<!$4!
cases merit the attention of cam•
pus judicial system officials, rcl·
egating the search for violators
to a lower priority. He ex·
plained that "the actual policy
Jonnulalion would be some
thing along the lines of tht~ the
RA staff will not go after stu
dents without Lhe students
drawing attention lo them
selves. Instead of what we have
, where the alcohol policy IS on
primill)'enfo=mentstatus, we
would relegate it 10 secondary
enforcement status. Drugs and
alcohol would be just as illegal as they are now, it would just
change how we look for them."
Hobbs earnestly suggested
that this would help focus re
sources on more signi!icant
crimes. "Many people on cam•
pus are upset by the rash of
break-Ins and vandalism on
campus, and the popular per·
ception IS that Campus Safety
enforces the drug and alcohol
policy at the expense of going
after other crime.ff
These serious crimes are
among the few rntegories of
crime on campus that are rising,
according lo Hobbs. "Thett has
been I a rise in break-ins and
vandalism] on campus ... every·
thing else has been going down,
as fru-as I knowt said Hobbs.
Hobbs said he has dis·
cussed the proposed policy
with Dean of Campus Lffe
Michael Ford, who said jt was
"discussable,• according to
Hobbs.
1'm concerned that some
people who hearaboullhis will
think that I am trying to get rid
of the drug and alcohol policy,
and that's $"imply not true. I
hope evryone will give this se
rious consideration before dis
missing it by knee•jerk reac
tion,• Hobbs summarized.
un goes down temporarily at Lewis & Clark
,r RYAN W1SE
asly Wednesday mornlllg, the Sun,
lewis & Clark's central computer,
temporarily cutting off internet
including email, Usenet news,
Wide Web, FTP, and Gopher sites.
Somewhere between 11:00 an the
illlg on Tuesday, February 27 and
~y morning, one of lhe five disk
.,;, each containing 2 gigabytes,
:ind fniled to reboot. Only lhe
rontaining system software and in• formation was ruined, and none of the
student or faculty accounts were
touched. John Miller, Departmental
Labs Manager, said Wednesday, ffWe
bad up everything onto a tape eve.ry
night, and the only thing that was lost
was the system."
Sun returned Inter Wednesday
evening, after a visit from Deck Alpha
Systems. LC has a contract with Deck
for suvice within 4 hours, 24 houl'6 a
day. "When we called, we wen, told our call was logged. After three hours
passed without any word, we called
back lo ask what was going on, and they
said they knew nothing," said Peter
Greco, Dtreetor o(lnformntion Systems.
"'They had a system error of their own
that somehow lost our call." After the
second phone call, however, n service
man came with new disk drive from Eu•
gene, which had recently received a half
foot of new snow. Greco said that de
spite the miJ<•ups, Deck has been a very
vironmental studies maior being reviewed
IY ALYSON SMITH
he proposal for the Env1ronmen
tal Studies Maior is finally ready
for re,•iew by the board. The ma
omtcrdisc:iplinary, dm wing from the
tkal Science, Economics, lnterna•
Affairs, Chemistry, Biology, and
.io,y departments, among others.
All students enrolled in the major
Id complete seven core courses.
there, they would ch~• particu
b11Ck to follow where they would take
mnamderoftheircoursesculminal
r; In• Senior Seminar or Honors The-
The two trades feed to diverse inter•
11 ~ bro.id field of Environmentnl
• , one track is more heavily rooted in science where the other has a more
po!Jhcal/humanitanan basis.
The line-up of classes and professors
that would participate in this major MC
some of the most well•known at L..ewis
& Clark for teaching interesting classes
in exciting ways. The proposed minor
will have a core of three classes. It also
provides the choire of three other classes
from the field.
last Fall, Bob Mandel of the lnler
nnhonal Affairs Department and Special
Assistant to the President Evan WtlharrlS,
acttng on the frequent student interest
in self designed Environmental Studies
major, decided to spearhead the pro
posal Many other interested fl)culty got
involved. The ndm1n1Slration has given sup
port to the major by conimning that a
large number of applicants express in•
terest in pursuing a major in Environ•
mental Studies. A large number of stu
dents who already attend LC exptt'SS an
interest, but often have given up when
told tlw they would nec.-d to go through
the process of designing their own ma•
jor.
An Environmental Studies major
will be a welcome addibon lo the LC cur
ri.culum. It offers studcntscho,ce w1thm
the field and more cholce when dec:id·
ing a ma1or. it also serves the quallty of
timeliness well, s~>cing that recently
more Americans are becoming con•
cerned about environmental i,;sues. good company to work with.
Shell account users shouldn't get too
worried about losing any email during
the system outage time. Ma,I sent to
lclark.edu is spooled and resent untd the
message gets through. "When we come
up," said Mill<'r, ffWe're going to get hit
with all the mail and news thill's been
building up over the day.•
7'SLC VOT£
RESULTS
Measure #1 •
Ratification of Bylaws
(310 total votes)
YES-232 74%
NO -67
Abstentions -11
Measure #2-
ISLC Representative
(310 total votes)
YES-142
NO -157 50.6%
Abstentions -11 ASLC prepares for bylav, changes I
SY JEFF SHAW
The ASL<. meettng on Tul':>day, Feb
ruary 27th, was one of the quickest illld
most lo-Uu?-point of the year thus far.
f,;sues discussed included the now-com•
plcte bvlaw el<'Cnon, the Office of An
nuaJ Giving's&ruor Challenge, and the
u;w ol Dubach student ~pocc.
'rhc council first discussed
Wednl!!>day's election. Some members
~xpressed concern that, due lo a \!llriety
of factors, not enough students had hlld
an opportunity to read and examine the
byl.,w~. To remedy 1h15 ~1lualion in th~
future, Leland Peter.on offered 10 put o
copy of the bylaws on the World Wide
Web.
When asked why ASLC didn't have
a web page already, ASLC President
Cory Curtis responded •··because we' re
battling over what the fuck the name IS
going to be of the (ASLC e-mail ac•
count!," Various council members
FebTuazy 1S; Unknown suspect(s)
broke a window nt lhe Law School
causing an unspecified amount of
damage.
Februacy 16; Acrinunal mischief was
reported to Campus Safety. Un
known suspecl(s) caused approxi
mately $2,000 ,vorth of damage to a
Campus Safely ,•chicle. The
suspect(s) had poured a sugar-like
substuice in the gas rank.
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••ta higher acore KAPLAN loudly campaigned for thb quolnli<>n lo
be placed in the 1'1011eer Log So ii Will>,
The Offtce of Annual Giving had
approached ASLC with the intent of the
coundJ endorsing their Senior Chal
lenge. The goal behind the Senior Chai·
lenge is lo get l!llch senior to donate
S19.96 w one or more scholarships may
be provided. for aid students in need of
Financial support. ASLC dedded not to
endorse al this lime.
Sar,1h Strnfford said she ,vould en
dorse most anything "d.S long as It didri'I
hnve one of those a!Jen lhmg~ on it "
Hobbs said the Offace of Annual Giving
could •grub their own money.•
Tracy Rodda hnd a problem with
non-student gtoups reserving Dubach
for their own purposes. She cited recent
meetings by alumni groups and the
Board of Tro.~tees as examples of how
,tudcntsc.mbe excluded from their own
space.
Some members of council .igreed
that non-student groups could be al
lowed to \l5C the space during the week·
end, but Rodda stressed that the meet•
ings she referred. 10 took place "during
therruddleoftheweek." Mostmembers
Februazy18; CampusSafetyOfficers re
sponded to a non-injury vehicle accident
near the Law School. An LC student was
driving on Terwilliger Blvd. when he lost
control of his vehicle and rilll off the road.
The footbridge was de,,troyed. A report
was taken.
Februazy 20; A Copeland resident re
ported a telephone harassment to Cam
pus Safety. The suspect is a student at
Ml Hood Community College. A report
was taken.
February 20: Unknown susP<,>ct(s) stole
a palrof stereo spe.1kcrs from Copeland
Hall Loss is unknown
\ seemed 10 agn.-c thas was 1n11ppropriah!
consldeMg the study room Dubach has
become
This brought up the issue 01 rcserv
mg the space for student groups. Most
council member.; agreed that student
groups, who usually only meet for an
hoUt or two nt a time,shouldbe able lo
continue use of Dubach for meeting pU!•
pose.~. This ended in discussion of a
sign-up sheet, and council inquired
about the toc:allon of a dry-erase board
they had purchased but couldn't deter•
mine where it was
Summer wage of Templeton for
non-student groups wa• another logis-
hClll concern. Nathan Hobbs, chief ju!i
tlce, wanted to charge "$5 a pop" fornny
non-student organization Charles
Tumer suggested they pay Nathan dl•
rectly, nnd Hobbs didn't have a prob
lem with that Roddll said she would
be around in the summer and could
probably coordinate who gets lo use
Templeton. Tumer said ii might be the
only job he could get.
Petruson started discussion about
painting over student decoration. He
spoke about his concerns that, should
Februacy 2.1: Unknown suspect(s) stole
a purse Crom an office nllhe Law School,
Loss ls approximately $35.
February 20; Physical Pla.ntServaces ad•
vised Camp\15 Safety or property dam
age at Bodine Hall Apparently, a Me
dia Services Daahatsu had backed into
the building. causing an unspecified
amount of damage. A report was tnkcn.
February 21: A verbal dispute between
several intoxicated LC students and two
PLU students occurred In the Griswold
parking loL The dispute occurred after
the LC/PLU men's basketball game.
Officers were able to squelch lhe argu
ment. A report was taken. ~tudenl painting be allowed 1n Dub
which Is "pnintnble space,• a=n!ln!
Pcter<oo, the mural• could b<' pa
over at th~ end of each year. r
questioned whether t.hb wuuld au,i 22
student's senM? of history. Hobb,•
pressed that 11 might be "kind of nw de
lo let each year or students nealtli>! cl"
own wal Is. Every other member
ASLC reminded them that the dt. R,
policy isn't finalized, and nobod1 d,
really pninl anything U,cre yeL Tm s,:
Rodda alerted everyone that .i mwal 01
her hall was painted over last ye,a 51
spa le promises to the contrnry,so .hill: ~
ured "they're going to do wh•I ,< k
want to do, regardless of what wev
Cory ouggested that ASlC bcr. ct
planning publicity for the upcoai.. •
general el<'Cltons, including plan> toll to
\'ertise each candidate m the PimM~ b
And with that, mosteveryonehad1 p
per to write, a meeting to attend.or bu. I.
ness to work on, because the mM>I ~
wassoonadjoumcd s
Hobbs to Cory: "Was this lhequb t
est ASLC meeting ever?" Cory. ii
was.• t
Febru;u:y 73; A burglary occumd 11
the Law School. U nkno"'"' $USpedi,
gained access into the librnry by
breaking glass out of o wooden d00t
Approximately $60 wa" t.u<en Olli l'i
several drawers.
&bruazy 28; A theft was reported ii
the Library. Unknown suspect(s)slalt
a printer, valued nt S600. The ptlllkl
was located on 1st floor and was nor
secured with any lock-down devn
febru;u:y 28; A criminal mischiefw•
reported at tM Law School. Unlcno~,
suspect{s) damaged a Law Ubr.11)
courier vehicle. O;image is approll
mately $25,
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I .
iverdale Forum held at LC
a'I' AA'I' RJCHAAOS
student (brum on the Riverdale
bond Issue was hcld at I.awl~
& Cl.lrk on Thursday, fcbruary
:ndinSlilmm
The audience wa~comprised of~tu
c'llt>, community memben, and U,e,r
':ildren
/\SLCStudcnt Repn.-sentatlve ·rracy
·,.lda opened the forum and mtro
ad A51.C President Cory CurhS, who
ffl'•'li as moderator. Curtis quickly
llined the rules for the forum. E.,<:h
!f~kcr was allolled five minutes to
;ie,k and only students would be al•
,<'II to ask questions or the spe.tkcrs.
L.:roy Hemingway, the school board
:mrnnd a Y,-s on Rwerdnle supporter,
juntrer,:d to~peak first. Hemlllgway
...d that Riverdole hadn't consjdered
cld,ng its own 1<hool unttl ,ln adjunct
ll!Nlt't o( the l,C Northwest School or
_.wproposed that the dLSt:nctg,ve 11 n
, 1lus community i.s going to tax it•
!l!l to continue It;; program of educa
r,.iJ~cellence," he said. Hl!J?\lngway
:lroduced several community mem
ffl in the audience who support the
wschool, from LC alumnus to a new
lilher in the district.
Kun Campbell spoke next. If the
diool were built, Campbell will be Its
~pal. She holds two degrees rrom t..C.
The hrst question Campbell ad·
dre,,i,ed was whether she believed that
t..nke Oswego and Portland schoob
could adequately meet the needs or
Riverdale ~tudents. She /eel, they could.
but silld I.hat both
district~ were tnr 1ospe,1k rcp=ted the othcrs,de o( the
is:sue.
Stev<' Bell, who owns part of the
property that is the Riverdale School
OiJ,lrkt') first choice a., a site for tbe
xhool, ,va~ the n<••t to ,;peak. His prop-
erl )· is being
~clzed under
toob1g.
"for me as an
educator, this is an
issue of choice,"
she <Said.
Luge schools
create anonymity
and disenchant
ment among stu•
dents, but lhe
Riverdale High
School #staff and . since there are only
63 high school age
children in the
Riverrlale District,
builrling the school
woulrl not he for the \lmincnl dommn
which LS ,up·
PQsed to do Htht"
greatest public
good with the
least private
harm.# He said
that since there
are only 63 high
school age chit•
dren in lhe greatest public good.
students w1 LI create a thought.ful cul·
ture." C.-.mpbeU especially i.1ressed that
the smaller school would allow teach•
ers to focus on curriculum rather than
govcrnanct>. She also feels that the
smaller high school will give students
more or a voice in planning curriculum.
"We're working to gel ki.ds involved in
this high schoolt Campbell said.
The third panel member for the SOS
(Save Our School) side, Kim Duncan,
forfeited her time to allow Campbell to
speak for ten mmutes, so the next people Riverdale Dis•
tnct. building th,; school would not be
tor the greatest public good.
He then went 011 to address rumon;
in the community. He told the crowd
that he did not plan to develop an apart
ment complex or condominiums on his
prop<'rt)• because zoning will not allow
this to happen. He also denied that he
is just trying to get money out oJ this
battle or thaihe is trying to build a busi
ness park on the property.
He closed his (ive minutes by ad•
monishing the crowd. "Think before you talk 10 your neighbor. t..og,c should
dictate that these things an.-fulse,H Bell
said.
Next to speak was Stephame Wager,
president of the Friends of Tryon Cree.I:
State Park. She "-.15 highly concerned
,lbout the imp:,ct of the scho<>l on the
p.uk. She s,ud that runoff has mcre~-d
with theslrutture,, th,ll already surround
the park ,llld 1h.1l the park \Viii surfer If
the school Ls built al the propo.;i;d site.
"I h11vc no doubt I.hat thl!y would use
the park." w.,gner baid.
Last of the spe,,kers wns Frank
Wagner of the Riverdale Neighbors for
Dialogue. Mr. Wagner s.,1d thnt while
U,c school board had proposed a good
experlmcnt, the best option for the kids
or the district would be to merge w1th
l..akc Oswego.
"7,000 students is NOT a large school
district,• he sa,cL
A lengthy qul-stion and answer~
sion followed thesrieeches. The students
asking questions were highly critic.ii or
the school district's plan to build the
school Most or the questions focused
on Rlverdale's lack or concern for the
environmental, trarJic Md sewage con•
cems, and other such logistical aspects
of th!!plan.
Cory Curtis closed th.e evening by
thanlcing all who attended.
Asst. Secretary of State speaks at LC
..,. At'l'SOH SMl1H
he Assistant Secretary of State
Robert Pcllcalreau spoke al
Lewis & Oark on February 20
,ir,.,eming US PQlicy towards Islamic
ountrics.
His truk focused on where and why
dent threats arc coming from the Gui(,
..,.., the US lnterprets and deals with
~. and how we uitend to p<'ilttfully
111111\am n steady flow o( oil i\l reason
& prices while protecting key nlhes.
Pellcatreau n1ade clear thnl the US
dlttatencd by terrorist group, from
canAnd lrnq.
Oficn thCS<' groups shar1• an ,mti
... wmsentimenl not widely shared by
"Pool for P.E. credit ... or
billiards would
be a good idea."
PauJ Bradley,
sophomore other Muslims in Iran and Iraq.
He said that the US is not concerned
with religion, but is concerned with
weapons, stance.
Part oI US strategy is the contain•
menl o( threats. The US needs to build
dclcnsive strate
hegemonic ten•
denc:ies and vio
lent, #objection
able behavior.•
Also, we
need lo deal
with both coun·
tries separately.
Currently, lrnn "We are still challengerl by
Iran ... I wish I coulrl say
that the threat is over ... "
-Robert Pelleatrea.u,
Asst. Secretary of State gies with coun
tries surround
ing lran.
It 1s some
what diJHcult
when, (or in
stance, coun•
tries, like Saudl
Arabia, appreci
poses the biggest threat because 11 sup
ports terrorist groups ilnd is agi\lnst
peace resolutions. Since Hussem has lost
power, lr.iq has lllkcn a more benign ateand want the help th(.y receive from
the US. But, they do not like troops in
their c:uuntry. This Iott~ lhc US lo op
erate from offshol'I! bases. This makes JI difficult to build deterrents .
In dosing, Pelleatreau reiterated the
Importance of the vast oil resowces of
the region and their role in US ptoSp<'t
ity and Industrial way of life. He re
peated that the US needs to maintain a
flexiblestrocturcso that we w.Unot eas
ily become destabUized.
His fmal statement was, "We are
still challenged by Iran.. I wish l could
say that the threat 1s over. .. but ,ve mu~t
maintain a strong presence. .. we mn
succeed ... we Wlil be respectful of rcl1·
gion ... (and] hard as nails agalnsHhose
thnl commit terrorism under their
name."
What classes would you like to see
offered at Lewis & Clark that aren't now?
"Photography as a
science credit"
Anne French,
junior "Biological Statistics,"
Emily Hebrand,
senior "Mammology."
Zasha Bassett,
senior "Aboriginal Peoples
of Bistory."
Justin Sternberg,
sophomore Club sports & cash equal confusio e 1Y JAMIE 01AMOHO
onfu»on is the bc,;t way to dl
scrtl,x, the ,llmU>phcri, tor club
sports as tnr a, budgets have
t,ox,n CQll('('fflcd. A:;LC dctcimuned that
S2b,OOO ho? eannarkLod (ur ccr {$5,000), Rugby ($1500), Frisbee
($750), and marti.11 arl> ($1750)
So, the queshon was pOSt.-d, how can
th,s money be ,1lloca1cd when th" ongi·
nal money h.i., not vet bet,,\ ~llocatL'tl m 1ust ho" club sports an, funded The
sponsdcpnrtm~nt, on the future, wlllset
a,ide an nmount each vear that will bt>
tht,11, contributwn, l!XC!!pl lh1• m.1tch1ng
money iaclor 1,cllaunat«!d In tht• lulun,
Thu wa) th•• ,port, d>csports were left hitch-hikmg
Club sports are very pnpul.e:
widely recognized by Lhl' LC
body Some !ipOrlS mdude· met,
c:rosse. women', =•r. ulturult•
rugt>v .ind martud art,
Sure there Wl!n! problt'll\> ,lJ1,!
tw-1on. but in ~end, ~v,:rym,,IWI club ,ports from 111'• mas•
ter budg<!I lhl• } ~dr
[ht,ri,{on, thlO Sport• 0..
partmcnl ,VA~ lo come up
wllh 513,00U, '" matth
ASLC'< $13,000. Tiu~
/1,ckfld good 0,1 puprr. hut ... This "confusion" h.a.q forced the SportR
Department to re--a..qse!\!\ their agreement
in juRt how cluh sports are funded. panment can hgurc
<1ut thcu-budg~t for thr
pn.'Ccdtng }'Cill money nnd p.ipcrwork., ,t!J th.uc:c ••
th ... actual pn.•:cs:. of s••tllng lhf' money
where 1t n~l-d h> go went ,t<kew
Aft-,, dew mun Ing tlw budget, .!\SI C
took until the middle of Fl'bruary to get
their haJJ ur tht.' calih to the Sports De
p<1rlment, Until tllen, the Sports Depart•
ment w11s not able to match fonds, Stm•
ply because then, were no funds 11,
match, This posed some Vl'I')' sltaight•
forwa.rd questions by club sports mem
bers such as: where is our money?
On top of tllis dilemma laid a sec
ond. ASLC came up with a contingency
fund on top of the $26,000 that was origl•
nally set aside. Some S9,000 more dol
lars were being given to women's soc-Good que,tu,n, but tll,11', not nil
E.1rlier thb y".u ASLC'• budget wa,
belli,ved to bt.' over-drawn and thing$
looked bad ..., far ili the athletes w~re
concerned
The solution wa, found bv Charles
Turner, ASLC ,•ice-president of Budge1
& Finance i;umer took ov~ tile fund
Ing pl'O<'eSS and some of the funds have
made their way to the Sports Depart·
menL Wh.1t funds haven't been trans•
ferred are m the papeiworl.. ~tage.
In the end, tile plight of the dub
sports seems to be resolved, however,
tllis "confusion" has forced the Sports
Department lo re-assess there agreement The current bud•
11ctm11 sy,tcm was set
up about 7 year,, ago.
LC mode an .tgrecme,11
w1tll club ,ports that at that time revo
iuuom7.<od th .. w,1y lundmg occurred
ASL.C would come up with a budget for
club sports that was f.111 lo the students
ond fair to the college as a whole. The
college's end of the deal was to match
the ASLC amount and together, the
funding would bl? established. For t'.X·
ample: if ASLC deemed that ten-thou•
sand dollars be allocated for club sports,
the college would cume up with five
thousand nnd ASLC would come up
Wlth five-thousand.
However, m recent events, th.is ba•
sic process of disbursement has side
swiped some parked cars and club tile athlch:s no"
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of ersonality divides morose Mary Reilly
Ma1kov1ch), and
this robs the fllm
or whateversus
p<-nse II mighl be
trying to den,J
ops. Tht cin
emalugr,,ph, t\
,,pproprlatell
d,1cl. .tnd foggy,
(I ondon had
v~ry kw lli;hts
dunng lht, timt·
penod), bul thL,
,1bu make, 11 un•
bearable and 1m•
possible dt times
to make out the
characters or the ■r BimBFAOf
.trv Relllv I, th< 1-md <>t m1w1t.'
1 .. ; wh1i,h th, rhrasc "nice try'
could hJvc been coined. II
,triVt'S ror ,, d.irl-brc><>dmg
,lie that iJ, r.inolv Sl"<!n al all 111
·im.un,tw,1m hhns. It .i.lso marks
• Rob,,rt', strongc,I ,,Nempt yel ln
hcrwlt from the Ptt-llv Woma11
!hat has flagged her this decade
u reunites the !>Cn.-enwnte( dn't'C·
1nd SLM (Chn~topher l·fomplon,
rrea~. nnd John Malko\"kh)
!he wonderfully l'VOlcal O<ar-wtn
Dingtro11> LiaMtnl<
De,,p1k a me,,lung of inlcrcsllng
.a>ilitui-, M,,ry 11.~rlly " ind~ up a
ml r"<penmenl. Based on a rec;enl
,I. the story is a rt.'Yisiomst exammn
of lhedllSSic Or. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
the poml o( view of one of Jekyll's
lovees-the chambermaid or the
(~IS). What emerges is a look
:Ile repression or the Victorian era in
19th century London where every-
, 01\zcns live a kind of double l\fe
iUll'.l'dby day, unreslnined by night-
~ leads lo the spli\\ing of Jekyll•~
Qvich) soul. 11 also charts Mary·s
1h from meek servant to a woman
the stnmgth co try w,d find a new
lo!~-~~~ 1l'.~,~~,.
lo me, and though l do und myself
g about th= altenvards. 1L is not
:ht-context o( the film.
ln the fdm, they= undermined
una1l-slow pace Iha t oJlows for no
uv~ momentum to develop. Since
lllow from the ~l.lrl that Jekyll and
Jo! aie one, we lee\ Mary lo be kind
2n<e that she dOl!Sll'I notice SQ<>ncr
!Uy ~mce the two both look like sets.
Finally,
there is the issue
of Roberts, who
gives a difficult
role her best
shot, but winds up only bemg hall-con•
vinong (like ho:,r wavering a<'.C<!nt). She
is unable to portray the inner turmoil of
her character as efficienlly as her co-star,
who uses lus ragged features and low
key voice as a guide into his divided
soul Glenn Oose steals the movie from
both of them with her small but flam
boyan\ ro\ea., a local madam. In the end,
Mary ~,lly has hit u~ with the best or
intentions and the noblest of ;,gend11s,
and all thal one C"nn say is: "Nice tr.(,"
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Pio Log Movie Picks O' the
Weck: If you're willing to search for
them, thl'y're out tl1tm.> and this w~-el.;,
th= movies merit the extrd hunt. First
IS another movie dealing with the Y'telc>
rian Age in Britain. A11geb and lnsn:fs
(l(OIN Center) is an improbably involv
ing, but ultimately fascinating study of
Here, life's a game
& work's a nail!
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ms, TUNE IN TO , an upper class family and what tiappens
when a meek bug collector who has lost
everything he owns in a shlpwrec;k, 1s
taken in by them. He rails m love with
the oldest daughter (a remnrknbly pale
Patsy Kensit) and is shocked when she
accepts his marriage proposal Thal is
only the beginning of tbesurprtses. With
a look that de.fies dMCriplion lmost o!
the princip.fl characters appear like the
undead), di.llogue that is provocalive
nnd hifaoous, and a ,;«rot towards the
~ ~.,..,,~..tf.-mtntbn;.mbbt o'l, 'ints
examlnation of how Lillie separates us
from the "savage• world of other crea
tures h11S Lhcbulls-eye. ("'·t/2)
Slrat1glia1 Trrad (The Movie House)
1s the most recent film from director
Zhang Yimou 10 incile rury from the
O,inese goll('mment. Titis is because,
though, the film is purportedly a gang•
stcr epic in 1930's Shanghal, JI becomes
obvious (..specially al the end) lhnt ti's really nn allegory about government
oppression and dehumaniuliorc De
spite this slip or the hand, the film is in•
volvmg, if for nothing else than the stun
rung visuals. Never have J seen a film
where interiors and exteriors alike were
shot with such beauty. Any frame is
worthy ol being hung in a museum.
Same goes !or Ylmou's favorite lead a<!•
tress, Gong LI, who has,, face that com
bines haughtiness and longing in ~'(Jual
measures. Dclini1e.ly one for the big
screen~.
Finally, 11 has been re-released in
theaters, so now is your inst chan<-e to
see &b.-(t.loyd Mall) before ii hits video.
A children"s movie I.hat a h>t of adults
probably saw on their own, it is the only
film to dnte where I acturuly stood up nl
the end and applauded. With moments
both hysterical and poigant, I wouldn'I
mind ai all If this won Best Pkture c-••1 /
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your Uftmg a finger.
Aries (Mardl 21-April 20): Move up to the front lines and lake conlrol or
your life.
Taurus (April 21-May 21): Rclusing to Ence reality will only make life more
dillicull.
Gemini (May 22-June 21): It's time to grnb the reins and begin to live lhe life
you now live only in your dreams.
Cancer 0une 22-July 22): Calm your heart, enjoy today, and lei tomorrow
take care or Itself.
Leo Ouly 2.3-Aug. 22): This month, sit quietly and listen; you will hear that
it ls not time 10 change.
V'ugo (Aug. 24-Sepl. 23): You have weathered the worst of the stonn and
are ready to take on the world. .
Ubra (Sept 24-0ct. 23): Now there is no pomt in dwelling on whal could or
~ould h.we been
Scorpio (Ocl 24-Nov. 22): EXJ><.>cl the une><pecled.
Sag,ttanus (Nov. 2.3-0ec. 21): Take lime to revitalize our spirit, m1nJ, and
body.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 2-0): You need to break certain I.Jes. but thi, b not
the lim_c to 1114ke rash decisions,
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( t's off to Nationals for Hoops!
81" KfHY #CtMPU
I lier four days oi plny,ng
lhe waitini; .1,,1me, Lc,vu;
&Oark men's basketball
will head back to the
11 m search of the schools
·n.t~onal blle. l'orthe third
'W'l yenr the Pioneers will
m the NAIA Division II
I Championship Tour
t, in Nnrnpa, Tdaho. Af
fosing Saturday night to
• champion Whitworth,
~ of making the tour
I relied on re<:1!1\'lng one
111lj· nine at large bid;; The
t:untoumament features, 22
lr,llomet! representatives, 9 at•
representatives and the
~ team wluch js Northwest
L&C Naz.1rent• After fini!.hing lt>-'1
on the season w,th a n.111onal
ranking of, l..&C was ab!~ to se
cure the fmal bid becoming the
32nd tenrn to qualify. The an•
nouncement of the opening
game painng will oo given on
Thursday, February 29th.
Saturday, the Pioneers
could have guaranteed a spot in
the toumnrncnt w,th a victory
over Whih,•orth. The league
ch.1mpionshlp, held in Spo
kane, Washington, was a defon
sive struggle from start to fin
ish. With a 48-47 lead with just
over four minutes to pllly, the
Pioneers managed to score only
5 points, compared to the Pi
rates 16, in the closing minutes,
Track & Field
.,.. CUTUs Co,ny
ht 1996 Track« Field sea•
.on has officially begun,
and the LC squad pre
pMes for the best season
m several yea.rs. Despite
1loods, th,:, snow, and the
uvc degree weather, the
ha1·c olrcady competed ln
mrots along with training
the outdoor season since
jMuary.
Head Co.,ch David Fix is
!or has fifteenth year and
brought with him many
new faces who look to
lrlbutc early. On the
n's side, the freshmen
t of spnnters Sara Bos,
Jltlk Madison. and 1Ullc
t. Jumper., Raina Kfowel, and Twyla Gingnch along with
distance runner Mansa Quinn
round out the freshmen
women.
These athletes look to give
much needed depth to a team
that already has proven stars in
senior long distance specialist
Leigh Ann McGrew, Kristin
David (the only woman
thrower), long jumper Kattn
Berm, and basketball star Liza
Getches, who plnced in the high
jump al last years conference
meet.
The women are much
stronger this year and although
a liule young, coach Fix has
high expectations for this tal•
ented gruup.
Th.e men enter the season
with three athleres who placed
Pios defeat
hitman
8Y KERRY KlMPEII
n the Hnal gam<' of the
regular season, the
Women's basketbaU team
Ofldcd a disappointing
• with a 86-78 victory, over
tm~n College. The win
tlhe lady pios a fm.'\l regu
.-JSOn record of 2-12 ,,nd
menged an earlier season
'Sloss to the Missionaries.
·1t was nice to end the sea•
m a high note," freshman
Jennifer Blackwood said,
«ting on Saturdays win.
wood led all scorers with
tutting 4 from behind the 3-
1 arc. \Freshman Klrstin
nand Kim Wright also
in 16 pomts apiece as
Pioneers scored in double
, for a season high 86
as a team. The game
. td \\•ith L«C hitting an 1mpre.sive 14-17 from the ficld,
leadlng to.-. 58.3% shooting per·
formance for the game, another
season h1gh. With a 49-28 lead
al half. the Pioneers risked the
lead, as Whitman came within
three. But with the game on the
line. the women were able to hit
crucial free-throws to wmp up
the victory.
I would also like to ac
knowledge three ladies we will
no longer have the pleasure of
seeing in action, Seruors Hiedi
WlntCl'S, April, Hon! and April
Currit played their final game
for the orange and black two
weekends ago. li~ou happen
to come across any one of these
three devoted athletes, govc
them a well deserved pat on the
back. Thanks for the memories
ladies, you will be missed.
Good luck!! Second lean, nll-<onfon,nce se
k'ction, Nnte William~, --c11red a
g11me high 17 pomt,, to lead th"
P1ratei. Nate Dunham, the
NOC player of the year, added
13 pcnnt6 and 12 rebounds
while lst-tenrncr Roman Wick•
ers dropped m IS points and
pulled down 10 boards. Th~
Pioneers, who managed to only
hit 35% Crom the floor, wcrl!
lead by Whitney Brake who
scored 16 Md g.rabood 13 re
bounds
With the regular season
comtng to an end, league hon·
ors have bt!cn released. Senior
Guard Brandon Nicholson was
selected hrst team all-confer
ence. Nlcho.lson lead the team m :.coring with 15.6 pomts per
gllffle, and wo,; second m assists
and ste.1ls. Sophomores Brooks
Meek and Whitn,:,y Brake were
also honored, being named
Honorable Mention all-confer-
ence. Brake added to hi,, ac
complishments, earning player
of the week, for his perfor
mance during the playoUs.
Mee!(. had the_ distmgulShed
honor of being nnmed to the
Academic All-District team,
1vhich includes ten states and
BnHsh Columbia By being
named, Meek 1s eligible to be
selected to the Academic All•
American team, which will be
announced March 12th.
It's that time of year again
for the men and women of
spring to take their marks.
at the conference meet last year
along side a few experienced
veterans, and some welcomed
newcomers. Freshmen Joe
Jncobson, Aaron Gibbs, and
$0phomore Keith Ochoa are aU
ready to step up and contribute.
Junior hurdler Josh Brace, and
Sophomore pole vaultor Nate
G1ovenetti are bac:kafter strong
campaigns m '95. The men's
solo d,stance runner {hjs year is
cross-country standoul Ben
CorrneL Corrnet placed in con•
ference a year ago in both the
800m and lSOOm events.
Along with Cornett, the
Pio's will look for Cletus Co((ey,
and team captains James Thylor
and Seth Hoffberg to mnke ma
JOr cont-ributJons this year.
Hoflbetg is bnck after an off sea•
;;on >'W'gery to repair the knee
Hey all you •spiring ,-uper
model; out U,ere and wdcomt
back to another f,ne week oflife
and libt!rt)' here on old l'alatme
Hill. First uff I'd just like to s.,y
thanks to the plclhor• uf l't'
sponst.'S lhJI the he.11th hp h,lS
been receiving and k,'tep those
letters comfng In, we love you.
So, Is it iust me or has c\'l!I')'·
one been noticing the timely .Ind
wclcoml/d arrival of old mister
sun? YC6 that's right, spring is
approaching and rapidly for that
matter. But what can l do to bet
ter prepare myself for the on•
slaught that the sun's r.w•ging
rays may do to my fair and un•
protected skin. one may ask?
Well, the answer is In the
queslion,my fine Pioneer kin.
First off, to unleash fragile,
nubile, and yes, pale skin, one
should realize t.hat this act is •
mlstJkc in. ltselL Le.,ve the pants
and Jackets on and protect your•
self from the UV rays that we all
know c.1n cause cancer. The only
lrue way to protect yourself is
abslinence, I've heard that som,...
where else, but lhat's an entirely
different health ti In itself. that caused him to sit out most
of last yea,-.
The multi-talented (and
modest) Coffey Is head~..! to
watds an even better year than
last, which saw him lace in the
conference decathlon, lOOm
and 200m events mcluding a
second place fmish m the long
Jump.
As for Taylor. a repeat first
place finish in th~ shot put and
the dfacus at conference wiU be
merely a stepping stone for the
junior who has his sights set on
the national championships.
The Pio's nexl meet Is {hjs
coming Satunfay at Willamette
University or the Pios can be
seen at home in dctton on April
6 for the Lew1S & Clark lnvita•
Uonal.
SecMd. lf it',. JU>t too hot for
you w,th your winter clothes,
then m,1ybe 11'$ time to 1mpr<>
v,se On.; thing we ne\'<:r want
to do here at the health tip ser
v1a,s I,, go <'Xpcnsive, so here'&
an ,1fford,1ble way to deal with
th11 fir<' balf In the sky.
To,1.,rt off,go into the lmen
closet and find yourself a nice,
yet used sheet. Next, tear a hole
in the center of the sheet In,, Ion•
gltudinal direction, parallel to
,my of the four baselines of th"
sheeL That's all there Is to It and
It's as simple as that. All you
h.we to do now Is put on your
sporty summer wear and thtm
slip your head through the hole.
Now you h.we • casual summer
smock that any unprepared
desert dweller would be jealous
of.
Take It from me, the wisest
of the wise, or at le.ut the wisest
of U1c Piolog stnff: it's not how
you look, but rather who's lovk•
Ing at youl Toke it easy and let
the sun shed light on your bare
bottom. Until next week my
children. Top Ten
Signs That
You're Going
To Have A
Bad First
Date.
10. While pick
ing out mood mu
sic for the car ride,
you become over
whelmed with
Slim Pickens and
Box-Car Willie.
9. Your
cleanest pair of
pants are the ones
you wore last
night to steer rop
ing class .
8. Your plans
include "cruising"
town and bump
ing your G-Funk.
7. You let your
little brother cut
your hair using
one of those round
tipped, plastic
safety scissors.
6. Your
aftershave of
choice is Hai-Ka
rate'.
5. Your mom's
car won't start, so
you pick your date
up on your BMX
Road Hustler with
banana seat and
whip antenna.
4. Your date
mistakes the giant
blackhead zit on
your forehead for
a fly and swats it.
3. Out of des
peration, you ask
your father for
fashion advice.
2. The most en
lighfening part of
your c9nversation
goes, "so ... do you
like ... stuff?"
1. One word:
HALITOSIS! Marc to arc ,
FRidav
Fresh so1mds [rom tb0 PlaUfor111.
Ar the Plartform, ir's Rook who will look
forward to sariacing all your musiC1I needs. 9 pm.
free.
And bm's a litlle ditty I wrote, and ii goes like
tbit ...
Leah Berman and Danielle McFadden hope to
hca; from you when they perform, free, from
their vast rcpcnoire at Evans Auditorium, 8 pm.
Folk folks.
Maine man Ellis Paul shows up 11.t East Avenue
(727 E. Burnside) wirh Golden Delicious,
Richmond Fontaine and Bria.n Berg bring their
social comme.nrary laced runes ro Portland. $6
a.dvance (available at 236-6900), or $8 :,,dvance,
SatURdav
11-0n't veietate, rehallilitate.
Sign up at rhe Volunteer
Services Center soon to join in
the Franciscan Enterprise
Home Rebabilicarioo
Work Day. Spend a day
helping using your existing or
non-cxistlng carpcncry sl<llls
rchabilit•ring low-cost housing.
8:45am.
Saturday Night !l011io.
SOFA is showing Baraka at the Council Cham
bers. 7:30 and IO pm. LCTV kicks i1 ofT.
Ethnic Jamboree.
It's the 31st Annual International Fair,
Peace h Together, and it hop<!S ro live up to
previous fanrasric fairs of the pasr. The Ethnic
Food Bazaar and cxhibirions will be up all
oround Tcmplcron from 11 am to I :30 pm,
followed by cultural performances a1 the Agnes
Flanagan from 2 ,o 4 pm.
The ~·es have it
The Plarrform cominues robe the musicol
horspo1 for the weekend, with Eye of the
Gnoodle (formerly the Mo Phillips Q1Utrer)
showcasing their skills for free at 9 pm. Beethoven hoaa11.a.
Jn the not-so-free dcporrmenr we have an oll
Becthove.n program performed by the Oregon
Symphony, fearuring Bee1ho~cn's Symphony
No. 5, the "Egmonr" Overture, "Consecrarion of
the House." F:an1asia and "Choral fant11.Sy. "Ar
the Arlene Senirzcr Concerr Hall;with tix avail
oble at the ticket office fl 19 S. W. Alder), or by
phone ar 228-1353 or ar G.I. Joe Tickcrmaster
ouders. Ticker prices will vary.
K~ow your choioo.,.
Check out• free preview performance ofTapcs
try Theatre Company's Choices, a play about rhe
complex world of teen relationships. At the
Metropolis Learning Center, 2033 N.W. Glisan,
7:30 pm.
Grea,~ your Dir hack.
Rockabilly favorite Lee Rocker will hit d,e
LaLuna sc,gc at 9 pm.
SuNdav
En1nin1 Service, Fmbly Served.
M:>rk Duntley docs you one fine evening service
or rhe Chopd ar 6 pm.
Do the Alriran Boogie.
The Northwest Afrikan American
BaJlet docs a show as pon of Arts Alive ar Lewis
& Clark. Evons Auditorium, S7 general admis
sion and S5 for senior ciciu:ns, alums and sru
denrs, S3 for members of the LC community.
Fre&h from tho lo hes.
Pops conductor Newton Wayland takes the
Oregon Symphony inro rhc d=.llng
culrure crcacor-ins1igaior k.nown as television and
brings you l•rger than lif., performances of1V
themes that h2ve become pan of the public
consciousness. Themes from "Mission lmpos•
sible," "B•rman." "The Andy Griffirh Show."
"LA. L1.w," "Th,nysomething." "Cheers," and
"St. Elsewhere" will be on the playlisr. "Don't
Touch Thar
Dial!" will be
hdd ar 1hc
Arlene
Schnirzer
Concert Hall,
3and 8 pm
tonight, and 8
pm on Mon
day and
Tuesday. Tix at
719S.W.
Alder (228-
l353), or :11
Ticketmaster
outlers (790-ARTS). MONdav
Uk, svieace sllff.
Michelle Scherer. graduate srudenr from Oregon,
is the featured speaker in the Ph~ics/Chem
istty Colloquium entitled "Surf.ice Medi
a,ed Reduction of Chlorinarcd Solvc.nr by Zcro
Valenr Iron." If 1har made sense to you, you
shou.ld go check it our. rirst a pre-colloquium
discussion ar Olin library ar 3:45, then d,c 2e1u:al
colloqufoing(?) 3t 4: 15 3t Room 204. Fn:c.
Tuesdav
Focus on f ugoslavia.
As part of the Con!cmporary I nicmarion•l
Affairs series, LC hosrs Reed professor of political
science Stefan IGlpsch, who will talk on "The
Current Siruarion in rhe Former Yugoslavia: A
T ravelc.r's Rcpon." In lhe Armstrong Lou.nge or
the Manor House, 4 pm.
WedNesdav
TheCml
' lif O Gender
:y Blender.
1' The 15th
Annwl
Gender
Studies Symposium, "Body Building:
Sexualities, Power and Polirics, • kicks ofF today.
They've got enough publicity (sec inside thi$
issue), so 'oufF said.
ThuRsdav
Gauge rour patriolism.
Timberlake Werrenbakcr's ''Our Counrry's
Good" makes m debut tonight on d,e Main
Slllge of Fir Acres Theatre. $1 ,o the Lewis &
Clark Community. 7:30 pm.
Sin gin' prelty.
The Sycens perform to your hear r's content :n
the Rusty Nail, 10 pm. Free.
Classic-c1I music for the mai~e.t 1
No srufFy pompous scufF here. The ralentcd yet
enremuningly witty Canadi2n Brass will be at
hond ar the Arlene Schniri-cr Conccn Hull
1on1ghr and tomorrow night. Check om a 25
y.-..r-old troupe char has a knack for drawing
laughs and communicating wirh rhcir audiences.
Tix arc av2ilable at the Ticket Office (719 S.W.
Alder, 228-1353) or ,uTicketmaster outlets (790-
ARTS). a,
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