Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
Description
Volume 200 [Volume 60]
Subject
Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
Creator
Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1995-11-01
Format
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Type
newspaper
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{:g) Back an the Beat
GWAR and the Beatles .'1!\
square off ~
/CS\ reflections on Rabin's
'8'murder
Debate team does LC proud
IY M.Amt HANOUY 0 he Lewis & Oark Debate team had
good showings In a tournament at
Lmficld on Sunday with one duo
wuuungadlvisionfinal. Nathan Hobbs years top national Phi Knppa Delta
(PKO) CEDA team.
The students competed aga.lnst '27
other schools from seven states.
0th~ students who had worthy Mary Lynn Vcden and
Damien Eckhardt-Jacobi,
were finalist in Senior Duo
Interpretation.
All or the CWA debates
I h, s •nd Maggie
Stiffler de
feated
1\/hltman Col
lege in the Se
nior Cross Ex
llmination De
bate Associa ..
lion (CEDA) "Hobb!'! ancl Stiffler'"' triumph wa.-t the highlight of
the tournament for the Pioneers."
-Debate Coach Steve Hunt term
have
been
on the
t Op I c
o f
wl-ellu
dd).1te for their first victory thb ycnr.
Hobbs described this kind of debate
., dcb,uers talkmg really fnsl usmg lots
pf nrgumcnts, all or winch and in nuclear
Wilt
Tlus team is Just getting lhcir touch
b.lck 1h15 year." sa,d Coarh Steve Hunt.
Hobb, and Stiffler h,wc faik'<l to
JJl.lke it past the qunrU!rCfnal!. thi~ year
until m,w. They have been debating tc,
g,ther slnce fall or 19113 .ind were la<I standings included Erinlynne Oesel who
took 2nd ln Open Dramatic lnU!rpreta•
lion nnd 3rd In Open Poetry, ~ only
na'<i.s one more 1st. 2nd, or 3rd in an
indlvidunl event to qunWy her (or the
National Individual Ev1:nts Tournrurumt.
Allison Huey tool. ~rd in N,l\'lce
fmpromplu. Mike Suth!!rlnnd wa,, a r,
n.ilist in Junior E~temporancousspeak
ing. Sarah Strafford was a fu\alist in Jun
ior Impromptu. Another winrung pair, or not
the US should change for
eign policy towards Me,oco .
Hobbs sp,eculatcd that ne><I
terms t'op,c will either be
Mexico yet dgrun or mfOl?lUl•
hon tcchnolog,es. This
would be the topic (or the
team's next debate whtch
will tnkeplaceonNewYear',
m Califom,a. Nathon Hobb• and Mog91e Stiffler lake o breok ,n
rho dabaJe van.
Prospie invasion of 1995 m 1Y AMY RICHARDS
early one hundred prospective
students (prospies) braved the
rain last Saturday to attend Lewis
& Q;u-k's annual Fall Open House.
The event was kicked off with a
r.>clcome from College President
Michael Moonef; Dean of Admissions
MldlMI Sexton, and ASLC President
Cory Curlis.
Parents and prospies then went to
panel question and answer sessions.
l'lrents or prospective students were
gi,'l!n the opportunity to discuss LC with
pltt.llts of current students, while prospies and current LC student, talked
about life ln the residence halls, College
Outdoors,
and the Solar Magnetism" to "Religious Div1•
sions and the &umerucaJ Impulse,
1500 to
Present·. prospectives and parents went to forums
on aspects of LC life, from athletics to
academic advising. A discussion or Ji.
nanclal aid with Sexton followed. overseas
progr.un.
Next on
the agenda
were a se•
ries of lec•
tures by LC
professors, '1 love it here? I want to go to
school here next year."
-Prospective student
.l\larianne Davidson The Sam•
piers were
intended
to give
prospiesa
feel for
what a During the rest or the day, prospies
and parents toured the campus and
cheered on the Pioneer football team.
Admissions lntern April Alex was
enthusiastic about th.e event. "It was
greau• she said .
called Aca-
demic Samplers. like. typical LC
class is Prospective student Marianne
Davidson said. Ml love it here! I want to
go to school here next year.·
Topics ranged from "Sun Spots and After enjoying lunch al the Bon, New IA
books
praised !Ill I•• •
I I I It I The future
of higher
Education
Heading the
HJgher Education Fo
rum in Stamm West,
ASLC president Cory
Curtis, ASLC VP
Shelby Urltz, Rep.
from Ron Wyden's
Senate Campaign
Patrick Clark, and Di
r~'Ctor nf Student Fl•
nancinl Services Ron
Elmore, participate in
the night Hme ml>et
ing. The meeting con•
centrated on Con
gress' proposed cu ts to
student financtal and
the possible efrects na ..
tionwide and here at
Lewis & Clark. 0 BY MAm!LU FIIJ./'P
ast ye.n's Inventing
America students tum
green with envy when
they see the textbooks freshmen
are using this year. Sever.ii staff
and faculty members labored
over the summer to create this
year's consolidated readers,
which replace boxes full of
books a.nd cumbersome "read
ing packets~ last year's studimts
had to buy.
The 1994-95 school year
was the first lime the Inventing
Amerlca(IA) course was offered
at Lewis & Clark, and the un
tested reading assigments
shocked many
IRbaok,ronthledanpage4 October 26-to date
October 26: A $70 pair of Nike running
shoes was stolen from an open l()Cker in
Pamplin Sport5 Center No suspects.
October 27: A student grade sheet was
stolen /rom an ofnce in Albany Hall.
There were no signs of forced mtry and
there are no suspects.
October 27: CampusSaJctyOtticers con•
fiscated alcohol and marijuana In a room
in Copeland Hall. Also c.'Onfiscaled was
" pipe containi.ng man1uana residue.
October 30: S800 worth of door handles
,vere damaged at the Ubmry. The door
handles appeared to have been kicked,
and one door handle had been broken
and removed. No suspects. October 31: A female student flied a
lewd conduct report w / Campus Safety.
The woman advised that she was show
enng II\ o co-ed bathroom when an 1dcn•
tificd male student looked under the
shower door. The report was sent to the
Dean ol Students for /ollow-up. In a
possibly re.lated case, approxuruitely l e
ee wklatur, thewomiln report~'<! another
incident or lewd conduct the bathroom.
There are no suspects In thil; incident.
November I Campus Safety Office~
confiscated alcohol from an intoxicated
manor student in ba~Qfflenl area ol
Howard Hall.
November 4: Campus Safety Officers
confiscated alcohol from four rrunor stu
dents in Alder Hall
November 5: Campus Safety Officers con.flscated akohol from two uunor stu•
dents in Copeland Hall
November 5: Campus Safety Of/icers
idenlilied three students who were in
volved ma cri:minaJ mischief incident at
P1att Hall The three drew several
penis's on a residencehalldoor,ona wall
in the student lounge, and a refrigera•
tor. A report was taken and sent 10 the
Dean of Student's Office.
November 7: A Hoffman Constrnclion
employee was injured near the Ubrnry.
The employee was treated and relcas,.,d
fromOHSU.
November 7: A S50 fun was stolen from
the aerobics room an Pamplin Sports
Center. No suspecis.
November 8: An unidentified male sub-Jee! drunaged a \\fall at the Law Sm. ~
The subject was allempling to buy•
of chips from ii vending machine
clups became slucl<, and the sub100 11,
gan to rock the machme back and 101\ m
caw,ing damage to the wall.
l,
Novi!tnber9: A student fell £rom thu m
of the Library. He gamed acces$ thni, A
iU1 unsecured roof hatch, Several ~ I..
utes loter, he slipped and foll app~ 11.'
mately two stories. He was not injunl '
however, he was transported t·o Meo, f 1
Ian Park Hospital for observation. ~
was later relMSed.
b1 Frem 'I1he groups' spaces-most of the main 0oor
of Templeton can be considered com
munity ~ce for student5. After all, it
is where most student groups, Includ
ing campus media, College Outdoors,
ASLC, etc. are concentrated. Ad.mm·
istrative offices are prunnrlly reserved
for other 0oors. As such, the space on
the mall\ floor should be of little con•
cem except to the students who occupy
al. LC footbal ~;
Though very little has bel:J' de
cided for certrun regai:ding a
Templeton Decor Policy, we feel the
issue is Important enough to warrant
a campus dialogue on how to make
Templeton a more student•ori1mted
facility. We'd like to presen1 a few
ideas that might serve as a blu11print
to help make Templeton a more stu•
dent-oriented spare.
When the official name of the
building was changed last year from
"Templeton College Center" to
-T.empleton Student Center" an im
portant ftrSt step was made in defin•
ing the purpose of lhl' building. Un
fortunately, this seemed more. a sym
bolic action than any real effort toward
a commitment. Even with the consoli
dation of student groups in the middle
0oorofTempleton, a real sense or com•
munily has not yet emerged.
Templeton ,till retains its airport-like
look of uniformity, and it's impossible
for most student groups to feel com•
fortable and in control of their sur
roundings unless they are gl ven free
dom of decor.
'Two recent incidents bring up lhe
problems inherent in not having a
commitment to student rights in this
area. Last year, accord Ing to ASLC
President Cory Curtis, it was promised
that the ASLC offices could be painted
by the students residing In them. This
year, that promise has been rescinded.
This shows a propensity for the ad•
ministration to renege on 0th.er prom
ises regarding student groups' control
over the working environment which
now surrounds them.
In another incident, Michael Ford
expressed con= over certam gra(
fiti found in Kt.C's OJ booth. This Is
of particular concern given promises
made to KLC last year nbout au•
tonomy in decoratJon choice. Speclfi•
rally, KLC was told that the same de
cor they had downstam; would be al•
lowed upstairs. Yet the territory sur·
rounding this prom15e being 11\lringed
on.
Whv is this so unfair? Sl>vcml ren•
son.<. n,..,t. the expressed purp= for I
moving student groups onto the o;ame
0oor was to create a sense of commu•
nity. Yet, the sense of community can
not exist without a feeling that student
groups can control their own surround
ings. A community dQCSn't come about
merely because groups are forced into
the same close proximity: it comes from
having a sense ol shared interest in tlhe
fate of that spae11. rr students aren't al
lowed to control their community. tile
sense of a "student communityH is
robbed.
The second reason it's unfuir is be
cause, KLC m particular, student groups
had Uttlesay in their relocation. DespUe
vociferous protest, including a huge pe
tition and srudent poll which fuvo~ not
movi.ng KLC, the re.location was forced
through anyway. Student groups hawe
already been forced lo move: they
shouldn't be forced to ch.mge they way
they decorated their old surroundings as
wcll.
So what concrete solutions can we
work for to create a true sense of com•
munity? Here are just a few idea.s:
Templeton needs more student artwork
in visible places. A mural was promised
outside the Dubach dining room are:a.
However, such a mural ha.s yet to mabe
rialize. Not just artwork, but bulletin
boards in multiple locations-the bland
grey walls leading the way to the Trail
Room. the outside of many student None of ~his can be assured,
though. until the ability of students to
detemune the look ofTempleton is n:...:
ogni~. This Mtails galning assur,.
ance from the administration that the
right of students to d~ratc will not
be usurped. We need a Templeton
Decor Policy that officially reflects th.is
need.
We understand that the college
needs to also use Templeton to gene¥•
ate n~-ded money for the college by
renting space out lo oU campus users.
Sul will these proposed changes ad
versely affect the college's ability to
keep renting out the spae11 to these us
ers? Probably noL Shouldn't the col
lege take that risk lo show its support
of the student community?
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Wasedl ~ II lM &On ~
In Ponland, OregooJ Six week p,og,am
µlly 18 • Ai!ll, 2j) ollef$ --1:nJ,age
(all le~•J and COU<RS In economlC5,
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hours al aedit. IWd<mess ~'fl lndld<d,
Prior l1nguage study NOT required,
Scnollr1fips a,,allable I
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lion-Mt. Hood league hai w
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players for their play this season. St 11
lccted for 1st-team honors were jwu, •·
linebacker Jim Roofener, junior d~ p
save tackle Derek Jaques. senior dcl~ I,,
save back Derek Tom, junior punt Ii:
turner Cletus Coffey, and senior t~ ci
end Nick Holloway. al
Earning 2nd-team honors werejul' st
ior defensive lineman Jason Woo
sophomore linebacker Jeremy CGr It
sophomore running back Jessie Orm. U
and junior wide receiver John KinSf)' "
Honorable mention mcluded j~ b
defensive lineman James Taylor, delt1; u
sive back Coffey, junior defensive~
Marc Miller, junior quarterback Tor, ti
Blanchard, junior wide receiver Jam,, a,
Diamond, and 1uruor offensive tinema' c,
£ric Brigham. le
Eight of the 14 all-stars come htt /t
the Pioneer defense, six from the offen!, a
Seven of the eight defensive players o
return in 1996 and5 Of 6 offensive mm, tl
bers. a
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ASLC dines with trustees
0 BY MATTHIAS FRtl'I'
he ASLC councll held an ab
brevlo.ti.'d meeting on Tuesday
1>1/fore alh,nding" dlnn<'r with
:,rn~ of the Studimt Affairs com•
cijt,-torth.,collegc', 6o,1rd of Trustees.
Al lht d,nm:r, cuunc,1 pre-;ident
C I) Curuo, aided by other council
:,,m~. gavl' a preoentation of th,:
,N.C'r.goob to Uoyd Babler,Jr.," 1957
Lrwl) & Onrk graduate, and to Judge
blph M Holman, a. rctm.-d Oregon Surmn• Court justtce, who gradunted
flocn lhc Nnrthwestem School of Law
~ II ra.me under LC's umbrella.
Curtis g-•vc
bril,I dtscriptions mention of the students' demands for
better representation in campus deci
sions. Babier was ple?ilSed that the coun
cil was actively representing the stu
dents, '1J'ld that they met every week and
were m<'<'llng frequc>ntly with the ad
ministration about lh~ir demand!-. He
said 11 wru, very Important that student-.
speak uut Jnd that they mainla111 a good
now of inlormollion with tht• adminis•
tration. He said that the Trust-were
interested m ,uch matters. "Keep LMI
open d.ialog. Thnt's unporhmt #
Michael Ford brought up the ISSuc
of recent dcl>ale over the position of the i;otlate over student sovereignty, and
Iha! Debra Heath had been tentatively
chosen as the cornm11tee'i. faculty repre
ocnhltive. Uritzsiud that the council had
a 1011 of work ahead to get the conslltu•
hon rNdy for rnlilic-abon by the Board
of Trustees, ,1nd propo,;,,'CI thM they hold
additional weekly me('tings tti discuss it.
She recognized that it meant a lot of CJ<·
Ira work for council members, but said
th.it they hadstartl!d thl~and It was their
responsibility lo fini!lh 11.
Hobbs mentioned the poss,billty of
a bo.ml which could handle future con•
stituttonal problems or other issues with ceedmg wtlti He noted that there is no
similar pl:1n to 1N>t.lll condom machines
in those location~. b<,,c;iwe lh.ll is nl!t
considered o comparable issue.
Uudg,-t and Finance chair Brnndon
Zl.kah1 reported on ru:ute budget crunch
and said the board could not allocat,:, any
n1ore nt'W budgets this year. He said they
were looking for creative ways to ttlbuiltl
tht>lr cxhaustl'd re;exvc:,, and dl'Clined
.i suggestion that large-budget groups
1uc:h asSMB return 50me of their funds
for use by other groups. This Issue will
be addressed further next W<>ek.
The council dcdded to pion n spe
cfol ell'ChOn Ill
late-January lo
of I long list of
1hr rouncll'1
god> !or !he year,
mduding l\!Otga
nttlng itse_l f to
work better inter•
nally; correcting
problems wlth
budgetary re•
ttl\l'S; making It
u1!!r for stu-Curtis gave brief descriptions of a long list of the co1u1cil's goals for the year,
including reorganizing itself to work better internally; correcting problems
with budgetary re.qerves; making it ea.qier for students to deal with the
Financial Aid Office, RegiAtrar's Office and Ca.qhier'f! Office; ... e.qtablishing
a student-ntn textbook exchange; creating a campus "one-card" for use in
almo!'lt all on-campus purcha.qes; and !'!tarting a cam})\l!'I !ipeakers series. rdtify the new
conslllulion
coming out of
negotiations
wllh the 3d
ministulion,
and lo allow
students to de
cide whether
they want new
dmts lo deal
with the Fmanc:ial Aid Office, Registrar's
Clffict ,md Casruer's Office; addressing
IIUdl.'Rts' problems with class ~ and
amiability; improving the campus
puking and transportation situation;
building a scru,e of community; estab
li!hangastudent•run textbook exchange;
ae11ing n campus •one<nrd" for use in
lfmtl51 all on-campus purchases; and
1t1ning a campus spea."-ers __,e.
Bableras_kcd whether the council li.,;
lined lt>Curtis enough lo occomplish all
thee goals, and he responded that they
would do the best they could with them,
lout might have lo leave some business
unfinished for next year's council.
Shelby Urlt~ then described some of
!he problems the ASLC has had with the
idministrahon, and the strike they re
tffltly threatened and called off. She
touched on the conflict between the
AStC Constitution and the Pathfinder
IN! other problems with student voice
MtAlllpus.She and other members said
11\ey were pleased with the
administration's response to the strike
lrut~L
Holman and Babier perked up at lntemationalStudent Reprerentati.ve on
the co1mcil, which led lo a brief, low-key
debate over that Issue, with the Truste<!S
offering suggestions when they could.
This was a somewhat uncomfortable
moment becawc of Its contrast lo the
meeting's otherwise bree-q tone.
The dinner, In Stamm West, was ca
tered by Bon Appetlt, with ll\Sagna and
~,¼eluui.\'1>....,'ml\~~~""
the cafeteria, but this time served on
china with linen napkins. The dinner
was attended by all the council mem
bers, the two Trustees, Michael Ford,
Jane Atkinson and Evan Williams.
The ASLC counc:il spent most of
their hour-and-a-quarter meeting before
dinner going in a circle on the subject of
the planned referendum on election
methods for the ISLC council represen•
tatlve. As they had done in each of the
last three weeks, they ended by return
ing the subject to a subcommittee lo de
termine which parts of the ASLC Con
stitution would n.eed to be changed and
draft the wording for the .re!e.rendurn.
Urltz reported that she had had one
meeting with Ford and Williams lo ne-,.
student voice. He said there used lobe a
•dean's coun.dl'' to Sl!rve a sunilar pur
pose at LC many yeaisago, but that there
was now no established #rule of law" at
lhe school. He said the council could
propose a committee which would re
view any major policy changes affecting
students, such as ones that changed
graduation requirements or cantractuaJ
~~·•-'•'1'>·
The council also discussed plans to
revise the constitution to streamline it
and move some "micromanagement"
aspects into bylaws, giving lhe council
more flexibility.
Nathan Hobbs said they were pri
marily addressing problems with the
constitution's internal structure and
wordlng, in an effort to dean It up be
fore ratification by the Board of Trust
ees. Changes suggested by the ncgotial•
ing committee to correct conflkts with
the Pathfmder will be incorporated sepa
rately. The council plans lo re tum to this
subject in next week's meeting.
Mall Cooper reported that plans to
install hlmpon machines ln Templeton
and the Pamplin sports center were pro-voting proce•
duTCS for the
ISLC representative. Th,s would allow
the conslitu lion lo be ratified by the
Board of Trustees in their February I 7
meeting; and any new voting rules cou Id
be used in the general election in Mard\.
Cory Curtis briclly addressed the
subject of protocol in council meetings.
He said that while all attendees may not
be best friends outside of meetings, they
~~-~w.~
other in them. He mentioned the blowup
with Student Advocacy Group represen
tative Pin Gilgen the previous week, and
s.1id that many council members had felt
threatened by SAG, but things should
run more smoothly now that their rela
tionships were more clearly defined.
Tracy Rodda said she had talked with
Gjfgen recently, and contrary lo appear•
ances, there were no harsh feelings be
tween them.
Hobbs reported that the Peer Re
view Boord would be he.iring two new
cases, one dealing with obscene grafJiti,
and the other dealing with a person who
fell o(f the library into the freshly spread
land-~
AMPUS comments
IT Riv, MURRAY Cr%ON
Plloros BY #uV(N COOLEY Who would you rather not
spend Thanksgiving with?
"The guy who works in
the sex shop in my "Anyone who th.inks
"Bill Curtin. be-cause he apartment-who stands "Uncle Fester.• Campus Comments is
towed my car.• very erect," "Nol that l know of." "Mark Funnan.• serious journalism."
Scott Stephenson Kamla Hurst, Jose Sosa, Bill Curtin, Matt Daily, Allison Rinkle,
junior junior sophomore Campus Safety sophomore senior Inventing America students are lucky
sl~~~~~~~:J
were gather..'<l from a vast ar
ray of sources. Students had to
buy 11 textbooks for the fall sc
m.estcr and 6 ror spring, and
these were supplemented by
two reading packets each se
mester, madr up or a collection
or photocopies from other
books. This pile of books and
packets cost each student over
$250.
All that changed this yeat,
when Prof. Chana Cox, re
sponding to complaints from
her 1A class, persuaded the
planning committee lo create
consolidated readers which in
clude most of the required read•
ings. Based on student surveys,
the planning committee also
removed about a third of the
readings. This year's lAstudent
will buy a total or 8 books, cost•
ing S 175 or less, by the time the
school year ends.
To nvo,d copyright fees last
year, primary documents in the
reading packet~ were photocop·
led from books that were over
75 years old whenever possible.
Unfortunately, this meant the
copies were often made from
books that were in poor condi
tion, and somebmes included
reproductions of the original
documents, complete with s's
\hat looked llke fs. When cre
ating this year's t.extbooks, the
college was able to scan or re
type the documents, producing
much more readable versions.
Most of the secondary
sources in the course are still
under copyright protection, so
the college had to pay8-1~ per
page for permission to photo
copy them for last year's read•
ing packets. 1nis meant that the
packets were very expensive for
students and still cost the school
more than they charged for
them
To make matters worse,
copy right negoti.ations were
very slow and many of the ma•
terials couldn't be made avail•
able to students until late in the
semester. In addition, photo·
copy rights are granted on a
one-time basis, so the school
would have had to do the same
thing again year after year. By reprinting the text:. in a book,
the school was able to use roy·
alty agreements, which cost less
and can be renewed from edi
tion to edition.
Curtis Johnson points out
other ad vantages o( the consoli
dated readers: introductions
which provide historical con
text for each author; wide mar
glns where students can write
notes; large, readable type; a
table of contents; consistent
page numbering; a bound-in
syllabus and •a nice cover."
"It's a spectaclar accomplish
ment .. '"
Cox brought in her son,)<>
sept\, to do a large portion of the
work. A student of computer
science and the history of ideas
al the University o( Permsylva
nia, he had previously put to
gether several large-scale, con•
solidated manual~, primarily
for businesses. He saw the po
tential for a consoUdatcd reader,
as well as a computerl1.ed cam·
pus-wade discussion and re
search system based on elec
tronic versions of the texts.
The Co><'s and membe~ of
the IA staff worked very h,,rd
to have the first textbook ready
in lime. They were under a
tight deadline, and had trouble
right up until the fast few days,
when certain essays consis
tently caused their layout pro
gram to crash.
Most faculty members
were on vacation or doing re
search this summer, so the job
of ,-.riling introductions was
left to the few who remained on
campus.
Professor (){ History Jane
Hunter wrote most of the intro
ductions, but she didn't takedi
rect credU for them, because she
considered them compilations
rather than original works.
Chana Cox hopes faculty
members"' the appropriate de
partments will write custom in
troductions in future years,
which would help to tie the
readings more closely into the
course.
Most of the people in•
volved are glad to see the
project finished. New versions
of the textbooks should be
much easier lo produce in sub-
ASLC working hard
RSLL;a,nthJedltnmpage5
scaping manure outside. It
was thought possible that the
=ond person had gone to the
roof of the library in order to
smoke Illegal drugs. He was
reported not to be seriously in-
1ured by the fall.
The council also discussed
fmding an "on~ampUb male"
to sit on the contract release
committee; the recent higher
education forum on the issue of
Congressional cutbacks on stu
dent aid; plans for a decor
policy in Templeton in older to
avoid the possibility of conllict
between KLC, the Pioneer Log
and Michael Ford's office; preparat;ons for the upcoming
International Affairs Sympo
sium; an Idea or asking Tr:IMet
to eliminate the 39 bus route
and reroute the 43 to go past the
campus; having Campus Safety
improve theshutlle S<!tvice; the
possibility of a balloting syslem
using a combination of com•
puter-and paper-based meth•
ods; and the Drug &: Alcohol
Committee's recent discussions
of how to ha:ldle a recent mari
juana incident at the Plattform,
how to deal with drinking at
tailgate parties and how stu•
dents are affected by the Board
of Trustees' drinking on cam·
pus. sequent years, since the text Is
now in a computerized formal
and the content won't change
much from year to year.
The Pall 1995 IA textbooks
cost $44.50 In the college book
store. The price included about
S6 for the boo.kstore's standard
15% markup, approximately
$16 in copyright fees and about
$10 in paper costs. The remain•
ing S13 went to labor costs for
producing the book.
LA chair Cu-rtis Johnson
says the school is still very in
terested in developing an online
version of the textbooks, which
students could search and
cross-reference interactively.
This plan is being hindered by
the fact that publishers are very
reluctant to grant copyright per·
missions in the sbll-devcloping
area of online reproduction.
However, many primary docu·
ments are already avail,1ble on
the school's World Wide Web
site.
The course continues to
evolve, and if students over•
whelmingly reject any particu
lar readings on the end-of-term
evaluation surveys, the.re's a
good chance they'll be removed
from next year's l>dition.
Since the textbooks are
likely to b-e similar next year, it's
possible that the on-campus
bookstore wall be able lo buy
them back and resell them next
fall.
Tun Swain, the manager of
the bookstore.says he is willing to work on whatever terms the
IA office rc<:ommends, but he
can't do anything unless he
hears from them. If the book•
store gets the go-ahead, 11
buyback could happen at the
end of the spring term.
Curlis Johnson said he has
no objection to reusing the
books. The reading selections
might not be exactly the same
next year, but students could
make photocopies of the ones
they were missing. He de
scribed the books as a first edi
tion, rather than a dated publi·
cation. However, Johnson coun
seled students to keep the books
as an importl'lnt part or their
personal library, unlikely to be
replaced at a later date.
The IA office didn't finalize
this year's syllabus until after
the last school year ended, and
they dropped most of the text
books used last year. As a result,
last year's students could only
return their books to the book·
store at the prices offered for
textbooks intended for redistri
bution 10 other bookstores, m
ste.~d of at the higher prices of
fered for books that will be re
sold nt LC. Students couldn't re.
tum their reading packels at all
This year's students can
hope that the syllabus wiU
change less dramatically next
year, and that plans wUI be
settled early enough to allow
them to get the highest return
price for all their books.
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0 l99SA'll,r Austen's Persuasion: a
OviE. Id reviewl!!!f
m early 180 years after
her death, Jane Austen
is receiving what
passes for a monumen
tal tribute in today's world: a Also a BBC (made for lV)
production, it doesn't have the
visual sweep that a Howards
E11d can afford, but it brims over
with romance and wit and sheer
pleasure.
Al the centct of the story is
heroine Anne Elliot (Amanda
Root), When she was forever talung care of her furn.
ily members and doing what•
ever they ask her to, sacrificing
her freedom in the process.
Thenoneday,a series of cir
cumstances arising from her
futher;s need to rent out their
manor (as a result of his reek-• o I ay treasure
their way into each other's smallest part, they resembltd
arms, or will she be persuaded the character l had in mind
once again to give him up? when I read the book, so it w11
Having read th.e novel not as II I had already met them.
long ago, It see.ms to me the Root is a find in the role ti
movie passes several tests that Anne and her obvious transfor-1
any film that dares to take on a mation, from the beginnin!
classic source must navigate. where nearly all life has bee,
First, ii takes an enormous risk sucked out of he., to the en.i
by essen• whereshe positively glows,111-
fair share of her novels are be
ing made into movies, The BBC
is cuurently running a $10 mil•
lion adaptation of Pride a,rd
Prejudice which will make H to
the st,tes in January, three dif
ferent companies arc planning
to start filming on Emma, and
Senst and Se,rsibilily. starring
Emma Thompson and Hugh
Grant. will be released in De
cember. And yet still another
one began playing at Kom Cin
emas recently: Persuasion. 19, she gave up the
true love ol her life,
Frederick
Wentworth, on the
advice of everyone
around her, because
al that time, he had "The movie pa.qseR Revera} teRts
that any film that rlare.q to take on
a cla.qsic Rource must navigate." t i a. I I y chors the fllm in hope and poi
adapting sibiJity. A de.finite treasured
the novel the upcoming holiday seasoo
o u t r I g h I Persuasion is a three and a hall
and not stnr winner.
scve.rly al-Another film worth ta~
tering it_ I a chance on is Noab
no monetary prospects, no
reputation, #nothing to recom
mend him except his own
words." Now eight years later,
in 1814, she is on the verge of
becoming a spinster. She al
ready fulfills the part In duty, less waste of money) brings
Wentworth (Ciaran Hinds),
now a captain rich from battle,
back into her life. The obvious
question that must be an•
swe.red: Will Anne and
Wentworth be able to negotiate
WAR crav,ls from the
lave pit to the stage
BY Riv. MVUAY C1ZDH
ventured lo LA l.una
this past Friday with
such a m,xture or emo-
t ion, that l could
barely dis<.--em the nausea from
the excitement It was my first
Heavy Metal show-and it was
CWAR. As I waited outside the
venue for some (riends
to show up, I was
amuoo at the amount of
•mullet-heads" that had
ventured out or the
woodwork to see their
performance-art-metal
gods. This is Met~t, I
kepi tclling myself. This
JS Suburbia,
The show began
with a Texas "power
sludgc" combo called
Brutil Juice. l was more
entertained by the lead
singer's facial contor
tions than their music:. so
when th.cir thirty-minute
set ended, I wasn't bro
ken-hearted in the least.
The second act. Neuro-
sis, definitely gave me
quite a shock. In a word~ry.
The only lights on these Dark
Knights of Death Chunk were
dark red and blue_ Behind
lhem, movie loops of a suicide
and slides ofbarbed wire added
the perfect ambiance for the
freru:1<1d crowd. l wish l could
have understood what Neuro
sL, were "singing" about, but it
just sounded like cats (with re
ally deep voices) being to(turcd
and killed. Unlike Bn1tnl Julee,
Neurosis' set lasted loo long.
and when 11 finally ended I re
alized that there is some kind
of Higher Power out there.
As CWAR set up, the
crowd became so frenzied thnt
l was really afraid oboul what was going to happen when the
boys took the stage_ My fears
were confirmed when several
different mosh pits started all
about me-before the band
even came out.
Finally, CWAR-the
Scumdogs of the Universe
emerged from the Slave PH and
took the stage. Lead singer
Oderus Urungus adjusted his
fourteen-inch phallus (com•
plete with eyes and antennae)
nnd yelled, .. You are all pathetic
and weak! But, we love you
anywny!" The music began,
and I was astounded at how
similar CWAR sounds lo Iron
Maiden, but J wasn't there for
(Cod forbid) music-I was
there for blood.
And that's what I got. Dur
ing the first song, OJ Simpson
himself came out on stage, only
10 be decapitated and
sodomi1.ed by one or CWAR's
shwes/stage-hands. Theblood
that rained out of O}'s neck flew
nil over the audience (myself in-eluded) and raised a cheer that
both chilled and excited me.
This is death, this is blood--en
joy it you p,gs!
CWAR did a couple more
songs, and Oderus asked lhe
aowd if they wanted more
blood and violence. The answer
was an intense "yes," soOderus
introduced the "rotting
corpse or Jerry Cai:cii\!I"
Ca,-c-.a's fate was similar
lo O)'s, but no sod•
omy-maybe next tune.
The show continued
with n weak plot that in
cluded a comet c.,lled
"Ragnarok," an nllen ab
dudion, the death of
"Cardinal Syn," and the
ritual "(ceding of the
world maggot-•
Highlights included
Odcrus showering the
audience with the "dirty
seed" from h,is fourteen
i nche r. GWAR's
dominatrix. Slymenstra
Hymen, giving birth to
an alien baby-only to
kill ii later in the
eve111ing. The occasional
misogynistic comment from
bassist Beefcake the Mighty.
The only lyric I understood,
#Colden shower~.• And
Oderus saying that GWAR got
their tou.r bus, half-price, from
Blind Mclo.n.
As I lert ta Lw1a, covered
in re<I, green, and yellow slime
and unnamabk whatnot, l felt
the love and c.unar.1derie that
all CWAR fans share. Com
ments like, "Man, that WiL~ bet•
ter than last time" and NThey
totally destt'.Oy Iron Maiden,"
made the experience worth•
while.
I have now seen CWAR
IJv<>-And I believe that once is
enough for me. say enormous because there are Baumbach's debut, Kicking mll
over a dozen main characters Scm1111i11g. Pocuslngonag,ou;
who must be introduced and of college graduates trying 14
kept in the audience's thoughts. deal with the transition into th!
It would be easier to drop a few Nrcal worldH, and resisting it•
"extraneous" characters, but every tum, it is smartly writt111
the script realizes that they are but also filled with a few to:
all necessary and gives the au-many smlrksome wise-am
dience the compliment of as-comments. However, a lot ci
suming we want to meet them the conversations, especlalh
a.II. It turns out we do. the ones about inane top1<\
Second and just as impor- rang scarily true. The Hlm'1
tanl, the film version does a tte-ramblmg tone proves to be en.
mendous job of ca~ting the ac-dearlng, nnd its strength are 1
tors to their parts. Although series or flashbacks derolliJII
many of the actors, including the "meet cute• of the film'•
Root, have worked with the central couple. II leads up to,
Royal Shakespearean Com-surprising ending (in that Ith
pany, and are famous m En-unexpectedly quick) thit
gland, I had be.ard of none or proves to be bitterly ~wcet. Tu1
them. And ye.I, down to the and a half st1rs.
Piolog
Horoscope
BYNMIC N,no
Anes(Mruch 20-Apnl 19) lf life hes been a bit stagnant
lately, make nn effort to get out of the hou.c. A culle is lut!w,g
in the depths of the outside world-
Tourus(Apnl 20-May 19) You spend way too much time In
the library Is It really necessary or are there ulteaor mobves?
Try expanding new hod:tons
Cernini(May 20-June 19) Nice job on cutting back on bad
habit,,. Keep il up and you'll be nicely rewarded- Oad initials
this week; C and J-Look for love outside yout citde of friends.
Cancer0une 20-July 19) The present conflict with your
frie.nd(s) Is not your faulL Stand up for youn;e.lf and stop tak
ing so much !.hit about iL You've done nothing wrong and
your friend needs lo work out his(her) own problems them·
selves.
Leo()uly 20-August 19) 1ircd of never saying what you
feel? Its time for you to bust a move and speak out.
Virgo(August 20-September 19) School bugging? Take a
break and live life well ... try to go to the coast this weekend
Your hard work will pay of in terms ofjob searches. Don't cut
your hair like TY. personalities.
Llbra(September 20-0ctober 19) Your good intmtions are
finally about to pay oU-Relationship which in the past has
been wracked with confusion and pain turns into blossoming
romance with bountiful future this wee)<end.
Scorpio(October 20-November I 9) Sometimes you really
act like a baby-Please grow up and stop demanding complete
3ltention from your friends; that's not the way to keep them.
Silgittarius(November 20-December 19) How does the new
007, Saxer l.emon Lager, and possibly chi!vre pizza sound this
weekend? If yes you. know how to get tham.
Capricorn (December 20-January 19) It's good that you've
finally begun to tacl<le your problems. But you ain't out of the
woods yet. Prepare yourself for emotional and physical hard•
ship.
AquariusQanuary 20-February 19) Too many p:irties tlul
week has put you bclund in your school work; not to mentioTI
hung. Use this Wl.'Cke.nd lo catch up.
Pisces(Febru.uy 20-March 19) !l's obvious you didn't le.Ill
our horosco ~ last week because our mouth is still runnin Gaming Club out for blood
BY BENJAMIN J, HARfST
"Made it maJ Top of lhe world."- James
Cagney few things you need to know before you go on your
blood soaked way.
f you've ever dreamed of rubbing out your fellow
studenlS Al Capone style, then does the LC Gam
ing Oub have an offer you can't refuse. It's your You can't kill someone if they are in the presenre
of "civilians., (people not wearing an armband), if they
are in the classrooms while a class is in session, o.r if
they are at the O,apel (b«ause that is holy ground). dl.mce tobe Don Corleone or Marcellus Wallace. That's
nght: it's time for the annunl Mafia If none of th~ apply to your tar
get, then you can use the "soft pro game sponsored by the LC Gaming
club.
By now you are probably sall
l'lling at the prospect of holding the
rold steel in your murderous little
hands and opening fire on the poor
lug who keeps you up at all hours
with his incessant noise. Settle
down killer, you11 get your chance
starting on Decembt!r 1. But first "You mu~t wear the
band at all time~
until you are
killed ... a.nd you will
be killed" jectile" firing weapon of your choioe
and ice the little bastards. Mafia
promises to be the paranoid anti-so
cial event of the season so get your
gun at Fred Meyer's, Newbeny's, or
assorted other variety /toy stores (the
disc guns come highly recom•
mended)
1·ou need know what the rumpus IS. Here's the
lowdown, see. You just need to sign up on the signs
outside of the Bon. Then you w,U be divided into fami
lies by your location on campus. Depe.nding on which
ramily you are placed into, you will receive a colored
nbbons,grufying your family. You must wear the band
,tall times until you are killed by a member of another
family, and you will be killed-However, before they
a.kt you out, you should take as many of them out as
you can. "Alrighty then!" you say, however there are a U simalated gangland warfare
isn't your cup of tea, the Gaming Club has a variey o!
more leisurely pursuits. In fact, there is a tentatively
scheduled •Magic the Gathering" tournament for the
first weekend in December. lf role-playing games are
your thing they hope to start a Clumgeling campaign
soon. They are also working with Information Tech
nology to organize a networked Doom tournament
down In the Throckmorton 18M lab. U you are inter
ested in the LC Gaming club contact Linscl Greene,
the clubs president.
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Mudbone and Sid
Fishus (in memoriam)!
BY BtNJAMIH HAVsr
Howdy Pio pals! We hove some good news and some bad
news. First with the bad news, the pictus catfish has left this
earthly plane. But lucky for his earthly soul, he was given a name
in his last hours, The name given to our clear departed pet wi1s
In a bit of spooky Irony, HS id
Fishus", ThL~ name .--------~ wa.s entered
by the creative Mary O Kloety, so that
makes her one o! our winners
Our other winner was Matthew
"Doc" Arndt who supplied us
four names, the one we chose was
"Claude". So they can come to
the Log and fight o,•er Mall
Shermnn's favors. Smee not that
many people en- !ered, we at
thes!affhadtocome ._ _______ .., up with some
of our own names. The two
names we came up with were "Bucho" after the villain in El
Mnriaclri and DtSprrt1do and .. Mudbone• after William "Bootsy"
Collins' brother. So congml's to all who entered, and especially
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0152
Journal of International
and cross Cul.tural
Perspectives.
Questions?
Email: jdk@lc1ark.edu A 13'1'.
LIFE
AND OTHER
JOKES
~Oolin~
-.. When are lhe Beatles going to get back to
gether?"
-"Tomorrow,"
-Unidentified man and (a joking) John Lennon,
New York 1980 from the documentary "Imagine: John
Lennon"
As some of you may know, Paul McCartney,
George Harrison and Ringo Starr (the surviving
Beatles), have gotten together for a reunion after 25
years of sepa.ration. l say surviving- sadly since the
tragic death of John Lennon in December o! 1980,
senselessly assassinated in New York City. Now, how
ever, a new quieter form of Beatlemania is beginning
again. Every major magazine has done stories and
foatures about the three men. I (and pethaps other
Beatles fanatics as well) am finding myself in a dream
like euphoria whenever they see the publicity regard
ing the glorious return of a classic rock group. When
a Beatles £an Hnally sees a photos of thl' three aged
men standing together, after aU lhis time, It must be
(and it ls, I stress) a wonderful expenence. ABC ts
salivating over their acquired rights to the "Beatles
Anthology" (eaturing the new Beatles song "Free as
a Bird.'' uFree as a Bird" was originally written by
Lennon, and the three Beatles now wrapped their
music nnd new lyrics around the eMlil'r track of
Lennon singing solo.
1 consider the Beatles to be undoubtedly the great•
est band in the history of rock n' roll. I cannot th.ink
of another band with better song writing abilities, or
such a range of musical/rock styles. Some songs
("Helter Skeller") lean towards a hard rock sound;
other., are more in the romantic ballad style ("Por No
One"). The Beatles dedknted their careen. to discov
ering rock variatJons. Others effecbvely delve (mu
sically) anto the subjectsofbetraya.1. the mother/ch.ild
relationship, positive and negative aspects of love .
Naturally. my opinion will be challenged, as I know
people (actually some of my friends) who dOl\'t like
the Beatles' music. I cannot understand .my logical
basisbclund thclropinion, but I n«ept Ila~ thciropin·
Ion.
It Is strange that I and other or my generation
should create such an ardent attachment to d group
that was disbanded by the time most of us were born.
Neverthele:.:., by some marvelous tum of event~, I fell
In love witJ1 the Beatles by the time I was ten years
old, first hearing "Sgl Peppers Lonely Hearl$ Club
Band" when I wa.s six. and thinking 11 was one of the
most beautiful things I had ever heard.
My favorite Beatie? John leMon. He was one oi
the greatest arb.Stic and musical geniuses ever. His
musk (both solo and with the Beatles) and philoso
phies of peace and love wUJ endure through the cen
turies. I consider his death to be an enormous trag•
ed y, and I often fand myseU criticizing those who
speak of it so tritely and emotionlessly ("Lennon got
blown away") or even create jo.kes on the subject. I
do not like to think about John's assassination, how
ever I do wish I could have been present at that huge
memorial gnthering in New York that trag,c day.
My least favorite Beatie? I don't actually II.we
one. I don't subscribe to ~Paul-bashing# as some ad
mirers of the Beatles do. Nor do I enjoy making hm
of Ringo, saying he was the mearungless addition to
the Beatles. There are few aspects of the Beatles that I
don't appreciate. But those few are "biggies" Uohn's
meaningless murder, the ugly relationship of Paul and
John a £ew years after the break-up, the "Revolution
Jl9• track). Naturally, then the question appears:
would John want Paul, George, nnd Ringo to reunite,
and use hil> unfinished songs as material for another
album? Some Beatles fMS may think of ttus reunion
is blasphemy; lam so excited about theu reunion tha!
l have not h1ken time to think about any negative lm
plkabons. Newsweek brought up the idea that this
new release of Beatles material could be S<->en as a new
beginning. but JUSI as easily can be seen as an end, a
grand finale. T like to thlnk oI it both ways. Student in Israel reflects ~':.1 ... ~ .. !.~s!!~~!~.~4
To m1 u,no•,
With my fl-el dangling
from the concrete awning
over the Hebrew
Unhiersity's ampitlieatre, I
couldn't help but contem
plate the irony of the day. It
was beautiful outside; :n; de
grees, o clear blue for the slate of Israel this strip ol
dCS(!rl land Qudea, the West Ban~
Pale~line; call it what you will) that
I stared At while munching on a
falafel.
Rnbm •ignud away his tile
when he signed the lsrncl-PLO
Taba Agreement (alca, "Oslo 2") tonomy, h as oppo.ed Lo inde
pendence, to the Isolated mu
nicipa lilies under Yasir
Arafat's control.
Rabln's fatal m1Stal<e was
in underestimating his oppo
.>ltion within Israel. To a fringe
rightist section of the lsrnell tial criticisms of the Rnbln gov
ernment was that It derived its
parliamentary majority of SO"k
plus-one from five seat,; belong
ing to Arab parbes w1lhin lsracl,
the Arab Democratic Party and
the New Communh.L List. The
support of these (Israeli) Arnb
representatives made il possible
for the bulk of Rabm's peace
policies to pass the Knesset by a
61-59 vote. Smee the govern
ment adually comprised a mi
nority Jewish vote, many oppo
nen ts, extreme and mainstream
alike, labeled it "illegitimate.'' reactiuna ry and
worldviews: "The} a;
4 Arab; tcrrori~t; evil. W•
Jew; chosen; uprlghL ·11it
or ICJ<-'dionist ldentita111,1
course creates an unbn. It
gulf between righ1-w~ u
and those with whrut R
mu~t rnake pence In or. Ii
survive. •1
sky, buds playing
in the air, and I
could s<!e all the
way across the
Dead Sea and
into Jordan from
that very spot in
~ast Jer11•alem.
13111 the people ''For Ral>in to relinquish any
1>ortion of this land. .. is to sell out
these Jews' messianic vision of a
Greate.r Israel extending a.'! far east
a.'! the Etll)hrate.'! River." in Iraq," public, whose size Is
c0ns,stently el(agger•
ated In western me
dia, the occupied ter
ritory is Judea ,md
Sumaria; indivisible
parts of the Land ol
lsrncl; which the He
brew god promised to This is worth thinking
about. Rabin was branded .i
"traitor• ,1gainsl th~ Jewish
people because he "collabo
rntedH with Arabs, lo borrow
from the rhetoric of Israel's
right-wing.
Once these This first assassina!DI D'
Israeli head or state exp' 111
festering sore on the b;w:;. VJ
the nation's body politbbl
damenta! clash betwcei •1
ogy and prngmatism; btp
messianism and seculansa
tween ethnocentrism al
mocrncy. Last w~-cl. a m sr
murdered, an elected f u
menl fell, and an entire111;
sclf-procla ,med modi a
moral recd
and "hghl ti
the naliOl'II. Ii
sh nttell.'d ~ 11
shots frt-: u
id~loguf1 II ru-ound me weren't smiling.
Israel's Prime Minister,
Yit7.hak Rabm, had been as
sassina ted the previous
rught by a Jewish law stu•
dent right after delivcnng a
s~ asking Israelis to en
vision a future of peaceful
coexistence with Palestinian
Arabs. 5,000 people at
tended this memorial scr•
vice, along with millions of
others nationwide, to eulo
gize a war hero (or terrorist,
depending on one's point of
view) who helped to pro-
cure
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1Cloal21 Abram (Genesis
15.18) illld restored to the Jew•
!sh people through their vic
tory II\ lhc t 967 Arab-Israel!
war. FQr Rabin to relinquish
any portion of this land, how
ever small, to Palestinian rule,
however limited, is to sell out
these Jews' messianie vision of
a Grea ler Israel extending as
far east as the Euphrates River
in Iraq. Yiga!Amirldllcd Rabin
in hopes ol hailing the cul'rcnt
peace process and oJ rescuing
the myth of hEretz Yisrael. •
B1.11 there is another ron
sideralion to ma.ke, which I
have yet to read about in the
New York Times or the Inter
national Herald Tribune, with
regard lo the assassin's motive. nonscns,cal po- "Rabin Wa."!
lemics cJrcu-branded a 'traitor'
lated llmong • J ,
Orthodox and against the ew1sh
status quo-people because he
minded circles 'collaborated' with for a coup1c of
years, people Arabs, to borrow
actually began from the rhetoric
lo believe that
Rabin was a of Israel's right-
• mu rde re r· wing" The h
that them. (
or Israel's· n
lion cl~ [
ported~•
policle~. h
timewiUldtl
ra e.l can rtf ,.
and conlil;o personally re
sponsible for
every isolated attack perpe•
tratcd upon Israelis; simply be
cause he had made allies among
the •sons of Ishmael." project Litt.a
that Mr. Rabin tried lo e
with the resto( the Midct,
•Jf&Y las
Ultimately, Amir and all of
these lunatics who support his
actions are haunted by a para-HuuwUiat,
OF.late
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\l}) A!ter the first Student Advocacy forum, it became appa! ~
that student's concerns lay with Firumcial Aid and Cashier c
fices. With this ln mind, Erin and Pia's next step was to go •
head coordlnator of the offices of F"mandal Aid, Cashier, and1 t
islrar, and, as representatives or !he $t,udcnts, address tht s
cerns and suggestions discussed at the forum. On Mond•). r
mel with Mervyn Brockell, and discussed the following~ C
(I) Issue UI<' 1.,ni; Un.,. for ••gnlng to.,ns •I lhc! beglnning al lh< y .. ,
l'>roposat,
(•) IOMW 111'! loan•lgnlng,1•n urlier,belo ... da$$<oo~
(b) to b.w• th• Offit1't opm during NSO lor now ,tudonl$ •nd RA._._
[c) 11> h•v. longer hom._
(2) Lssue: To. nocwv1llahlllty or work >1udy jobs.
Propc,5'11:
(•)mot\' jc>b,, \ VI Mt: Propo-...1b ,ind 4.·,ln
rq;,uding, Ca5hwr
Fini111ci,tl Aid Offio.·,
\-Vh"-·n: Tue,d.,v. Nt)\' >
/'i·1(lp.m
\Vhl're: I >uli,,l·h Stu~l•
I Pllllgt·
(b) ani>1•ntt wllh finding job,,.
(3) lssue S,udents being m15lnlormi'd about lh<ir tum!nl botol\CI! or the J>'lyments to be mode.
P,copoo.il:
• rttespl given 10 Studen11 ev,ry llmt thry ""' quoted • number ryg•rdlng their cnllog, b1l1ncr.
(4,) l5Sue:: Help!!! r
l
Proposal: customer service representative/loan officer type, to help students with anyf
lions, problems, or concerns dboul their personal loans and college account.
Mervyn was very helpful and expressed interest in working directly with the stud111
order. to solve these problems. Mervyn will be al the up and coming Student Advocacy NI
and wiU respond to questions and suggestions ol the students. This guy is great come elf
your opinions.
Student Advocacy feels that we, the students, should have a say in the policies that ultlmli
shape our experiences on this campus. Come and voice your opinions.
In addition to the meeting with Mervyn, Pia and Erin met with President Michael Mo,,
President Mooney supported the ideas of Student Advocacy and also expressed interest ln dii
sions. to hear about the students experiences on campus. The meetings this past week have pr
that Student Advocates are on this campus, we just need to do our part as students to go and
with them.
In order for Student Advocacy lo be a success, we must speak out and engage ln convetsl
of positive change. If you don't voice your opinion, who will?
e-mail a1lvocacy@lclark.e1lu'; hox 130 ext. 8683 0
eact1on to en1a
of vvhite racism
8 BY BINJAMIH E. MoUJSOH
n the afternoon of Monday,
October 30 l was flipping
through Monday's edition or
tilt \Vii/I Stmit foun111/ when I stumbled
an opinion article titled, "The
JDots of Black Poverty". As I read the
W! and centered caption which read,
1n.ill 500elies and in aU races monogn
aous marriage is based on patriarchal
ie:, roles, with men the dominant pro
ndtr. Welfare state feminism destroyed
Md families by rav• advantage. For Instance, Mr. Gilder
states that on average blaek women
outeam comparable white women, the
average black full-time worker outeams
the average white by 1%, and when fac•
toring In earnings or married men, black
men have a "dramatic edge in earnings
over white men.•
Mr. Gilder concludes that rather
than admitting this reality or racial har
mony, he insists that, "the intelligentsia,
black and white, would rather pursue
fantasies of racial hatred.
lging the male role of
• r.•t thoughtto
ys,lf that this
Id be ru, interest•
, 11gal1lcle and contin-
to read.
After reading the "The author ...
states that
white racism
does not exiRt,
and that the Given the white media's
confumation of blackout•
rage over the Rodney
King beating, Mr. Gilder
views this as a problem or
•white.~ finding it easier
to go along {with charges
of bigotry) than to tcll the
truth." m uticle seveml times l
dtoded not only was
lh~ in interesting ar
bdt•, II was also in• chief cauRe for
black poverty
iR 'welfare Rtate t lammAtory, uu u dar
n 11~ ;nd dishearten•
Tht author, Mr.
":St Glider, a se•
fellow at Seattle's
.•covtry Institute, feminiRm', or
'thirty yearR of
affirmative
action What is perhaps the
most outrageous argu·
ment of this arbcle ts Mr.
Glider's assocmtion of
black poverty with so•
called Hwclfnre state femi.
nisnt''
In the socond hall of
the article Mr. Glider
shows his true colors: de-' .. programR ...
, IUJe, that while rac-
dues not exist and
ill! the ch,cf cause for black poverty is
"welfnrestate feminism" or "thlrtyyears
, alillinnative action programs that have
rlCially elevated black women Into
mi() power over black men.•
Mr. Gilder's evidence for the ab•
or white racism (which he believes
not existed since the late 1970s ac
, g to his 1979 book, V,sib/e Man; A
Ttw SJvry of Post Racist AnU'rica) Is de•
med from the fact that H American
•fores celebrate blaclcs at every oppor•
IWllly" "The truest test" according to
Mr Gilder, has been the voluntary
cJ.iicfi made by Am.encans in the mar•
o lttpl.xt. wh<!re Americans, uhave made
tit NBA, 80% black, the most popu Jar
sports leagu~. Whitney Houston the
IIOII popular and richest singer, Bill
Cosby lhe most popular and dchest co
and Oprah Winfrey the m0$t
rous entertainer,•
Furthennore, Mr, G.ilder points out
«onomicallyblacks are not ala dis--nouncing affirmative ac•
tion, mocking women's progress
through societal bnttiers, insulting Afri•
can American mothers, and hailing pa·
triarchal U\Stitutions.
Mr. Gilder believes that the "chief
cause of black poverty is welfare state
feminism," Ina.nutshell, this means that
for the past30 years the government has
been an artlfldal provider forblackfami•
lies thereby eliminating the need for
black males and elevating black women
into economic power over black men.
Perhaps the most despicable result of all
these benefits has been the fact that the
"regime• of "welfare state feminism•
has, "even ,nvaded such male bastions
as the cockpits of fighter planes, police
squad cars, fire stations, construction
sites and university athletic teams.»
Next comes Mr. Gilder's hailing of
palriarchal institutions. He first dispels
any myth that might allude to the ben·
eflts from matriarchal institutions. Upon
examination, according to Mr. Gilder,
live hiJl-hOJl jazz from
Sa11 }""ra11cisco
T
rou.n F ellinis
AJ)J)eari11g Live at the
Plattf or1n 8J)m
Satttrday, November 18 VALL ST.
PATRIAfl-CHY
"you will find inner cities implacably
ruled by gangs of young men, with the
"l!llntnnrchs" cowcrmg in their lriple
bolltld aparbnents ,n fear of them.•
Oearly, MT. Gilder believes ,t is not
for hum.'\!\ civilization 10 depend on ma•
ldarchal.,.
institu· permanently implnnted in my head, Dr.
West's words of wisdom about "remain•
Ing hopeful but nol optimi~tic.H I feel that
the only reason this article was pub
lished, and will receive any attention Is
due to the latest trend by 1ntcllectuals of
a particular
poUt,cal caJJ•
lions, but
that "all
cultures
ramllyval·
ues de
pend on
(palriar•
chal) reli•
g,ious sup
ports and
m a I e "Clearly, l\lr. Gilder l>elieveR it
is not for human civilation to
<le1)end on matriarchal
institutionR, but that 'all
cultureR' family valueR <lepend ing to dismiss
while racism
as a thing of
the past and
blame the vic
tims of. whnt
Dr. West
called, "the
l •~ I U on... ma e prov1uerR ... legacy of
providers ... men either dominant as pro
viders or as predators. "There is hardly
a:ny other option.~, so s.,ys Mr. Gilder.
In summntio11, Mr, Gilder warns us
of our disastrous efforts to "inculcate
ethical bclmvior and sustain marriage
without religious falth." In addition, Mr;
Gilder worries about those of us Hwho
imagine that (we) can sustain a clvlliza•
lion based on secular liberation from
monogamous sex roles."
My purpose m presenting this ar•
tlcle to the LC community is twofold,
This article appeared shortly after l
heard Dr. Come! West speak here on
campus. This article and its author have white su•
premacy• for
their current predicament. Given the
United States present swing of the po
Utical pendulum, I, regretfully, have to
believe that this trend will only increase
in numbers and strength, hence the sec•
ond reason for writing this article.
Secondly, I intend lo write a re
sponse ror the Wall Strrtt fo11rnal. I would
very much appreciate any suggestions
or arguments that might spur other
thoughts. My e-mail address is
Morrison@lc.edu. I would also encour
age you to relrieve a copy of this article
(October 30, 1995} and write your own
response.
Let's heed Or. West's wise words.
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Muddy ending for 5-4 Pioneers
IY MAIT OAllY Ohe Le,-ns & Clark
fool.brul team, lookmg
lo finish th., season on
a winning nolc-, came
upa bit short, droppUlg a 2,8-12
loss to the Willamette Univer
sity Bearcats thui p.u.t Salurday
al Griswold S1ad1um. LC
posled 11 5-4 overall record for
lheseilSOn,
Willamette was 11 tough foe
lo conlcnd wilh, as the Pios
found themselves down IS-0 lo
the Bearcnts mid-way through
the second quarler. The Pio
ncerssiruckback witha 12-yrutl
touchdown pass from Tom
Blanchard lo Nick Holloway.
The pass completed a 9-play, 72•
yard drive for L&C. The 2-point
try failed, and Lewis & Clark
found themselves down 15-6 al
the intermission.
In the thlrd quru-ler, follow
ing a Blanchard inler<'eplion,
Willamette rushed for another
score, boasting its lead to 21-6
over the Pioneers. LC retalialed
by going lo its air allack via
Jamie Diamond. It would be
safe to call lhc drive the
NBlanchard-Oiamond show.~
because that's exactly what it
was. The tough tandem ron•
necled on three consecutive
passing plays for 56 yards, in
cludtng a24-ynrd TO p.iss in lhe
comer of the end zone. Once
again, the 2-point conversion
failed, leaving the score 21-12 Chris On
catches a
pass
during oo
1nten$8
Tuesday
p,ocliCa
with 1"1t
Pioneers
'Cats.
The Bearcats put the run•
ning game lo work on their en•
suing possession, bashing
heads for 46 yards on the
ground In 10 plays on lhc
g-round. Most imporlanlly,
Willamelteate neatly eight min•
utes off of the game clock. The
Pios received the ball back, but
were unable to capitalize before
turning th<? ball over on downs.
This sci up WU's final score and
preS<?rVed a 28-12 Bearcat vic
tory.
Willamette chalked up 315
yards on the ground and held
L&C to a meager 21 yards rush
ing. The Pios, though, would have made Jordan proud with
the numbcrs It posted in the
air. Quarterback Blanchnrd
completed 21-44 for242 yards
and 2 TDs, although he also
had three interceptions al the
hands of the 1ough Bearcat
defense. Blanchard's chief
accomplice was Diamond,
who had a career-high 12 re
ccptic>ns for 182 yards and a
TD. The performance was
good enough 10 place Dia
mond in the top 10 on the
L&C single game list for re
cep lions and yards. Jim
Roofener lead the Crazed•
Dog 0., nailing 15 tackles, 2
{or losses. Roof had a big play _..,.Coo.I'!
on Siar WU taUback Danny
Osborne, stopping him short on
a fourth and goal at the I-yard
line.
Other notables i.ncluded the
lasl career Lewis & Clark games
for seniors Holloway and Derek
Tom. Holloway, a four-year
starter, will always be remem
bered for his versatility (he
started al three different posi
tions over his career) and hard
work. Tom, the l.ough as nails
comerback, combined his excel
lent speed and instincts to flus
ter unsuspecting wide outs. Both
will be gone bul not forgotlen.
Poekoelan: self-defense to
the beat of a different drum
aYJOft MIJCH
0 he.sound of a dis
tant drum beal
igniles a curiosity in
all of us. Imagine
hearing a single drum beat In
the distance combined with the
sounds of wild jungle animals.
The laughing cry of a monkey,
the hiss of a snake, the roar or a
hger, and the flopping wing,, of
one hundred cranes laking
flight. It's hard for anyone 10
~isl wanting to seek out this
single drum which Slands Olli
against all of these other un
tamed noises.
Al Lewis and Clark Col
lege, whai people discover
when they finally reach 1he
drum that's emitting this single
beat ls one or LC's mosl inter
esling elecUves, Poekoelan
Tjmmd1e Tulen. From lhe
jungles of Indonesia to the mat
room in Pamplin Sports Center,
the sound of Poekoelan is the
same. I have lrained this beau•
liful martial art for almost thr.ee
years now and know the sound
well.
Poekoelan ls a very real and
very rare martial art from lndo-nesia. Portland is one of lhe few
places in lhe world Ll)al
Poekoelan can be trained. I feel
very luc.ky 10 have discovered
lhis incredible art and I give
Lewis and ClnT'k a lot or credit
for inlroducing me to ii. I value
Poekoelan as an integral part of movements so fluid and
graceful th.al onlookers some
times fail lo take notice of the
numerous strikes being ex•
ecuted. My teacher once said,
"Poekoelan is like a rose. It is
" beautiful Uung lo look al,
but you can't grab U by the
"Poekoelan is like a rose.
It is a beautiful thjng to
look at, but you can't grab
it by the stem without
getting cut by its sharp
thorns."
my education al LC.
Many spectalors of this art
are £irst enticed by the drum
beat, but when they reach the
training hall from which that
sound is roming, they are much
more entranced by the dexter•
ous human movements. To the
beat of the drum, Poekoelan
practitioners often appear more
like dancers than lighters with stem willhoul
gelling cut by !Is sharp
t.homs.H
The beginning Poekoelan
class LC offers every semes
ter ls for male and female slu·
dents of all fitness levels. The
class focuses on realistic self
defense against common
street attacks. Students can
expect to achieve improved strength, agility, fleX1bility and
endurance. You can al.so expect
to develop practical physical and
verbal self-defense skills. Each
cbss lasts approximately an hour
and a half and always proves 1.0
be a truly gral!fying work-out.
Remember during pre--regis•
tration that the day class is set up
mainly for beginners while the
night class IS for returning stu
denls with rank. However, if you
are a beginner and the day class
ls at an inconven1enl time, it's
okay to sign up for the night class.
The Poekoelan class offered
al Lewls a.nd Clark ls made pe)!;•
sible by B,mtoe Janesa Kruse, a
fourth degree black belt in
Poekoelan. Kruse Is the owner
and director of One WiU1 Heart,
Physical Fitness With A Purp~,
localed at 43rd and Hawthorne m
Southeast Portland.
H you are intcresled in learn•
ing more about the art of
Poekoelan, but th.e classes at LC
are al an inconvenient lime, you
may call One With H~MI at 231·
1999 for more Information.
Golo11g Rojongl Top Ten New Mo1j011
at Lewis & Clark.
10. Arachnid gende
studies m middl~aslm
Europe and their effect,
on bi-cultural plant l[(e ~
Asian watersheds.
9. Bovine psychologi
and the ramifications or
animal husbandry as it re
lates to 'cow-pie-gather,
ing.'
8. Hair cultivatitlll
and Bodily Hair resto11·
tion: (double major), in
cluding both length and
growth duration studies.
7. Yard-sale shoppin1
and Vahte Village expor
tation: (Self-paced majarj.
emphasis on wardrobt
manipulation and the tll'
depth history of used
clothing.
6. Gra-nology: (Life
long major), basis for
study deals with bark cul
tivation as it relates to~
man feeding process' anJ
tl'le ramification of balh
ing procedures of tm
Northwestern Granol1
(Hippie-rec tu stree•
hugumundus).
5. Ultimate Hackey
Sack: (Physical EducatlOI
major), requirements Ill·
elude playing ultimah
hackey sack and teachini
young aspiring ultimar
hackey sackers in Pon
land middle schools.
4. Bong-tology: Th
making, producing an!
usage of water-pipes anc
the study of manufoctun
as it relates to corpora~
American-business prore
dure..
3. Campus Safety
Deviant behavior: (PP
minor), involving runni11,
from campus safety ir
nighttime studies, rangif1'
from dorm room parties t
acts of defacing pub!~
property.
2. Keg-tap-synthesu
The In-depth study of th:
keg as it relates to beer,il
cohol poisoning, the 'bell
gut,' ancjl 'beer-goggles'•
North American gend&
relations.
l. All Os: This m.:
allows the student to gar
e cumulated GPA or ~
which allows for only V
grades. The field of stucb
is up to the student ane
there is no senior thesis fu.
this major. 1
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COLLEGE 0 0 MasterVa\ues· l'aught in a llind Novem FRidav
Moral Crux infuses their political agenda imo
their melodic punk for che liberally arr.sy mind to
digest. Also along for the ride will be The
Rcadymcn and Tilc Strap-Ons. ? pm 3t Sra.mm,
free.
Tltroo for lhc price of one
One dollar, one srage, Lhrcc Greek plays, written
by one very Greek guy. The Lewis & Clark
TI,carrc's rendition of Acschylw' Oresteia,
frc;iky masks and all. reaches its final week,
Friday and Saturday. 8 pm at the Fir Aac,, Main
Sragc.
SatURdav
Saturda) ~ighl ~to,i"
An Angel At My Table scrvcso.nhh
week'• free movie ar the Council Chambers. 7:30
and 10 pm. plus LCrY on rhe side.
Doing tho Doop Thing
The Pioneer women's
basketball team makes
their l ??5-96 SCllS0n
omccourt debut at
amplin against
Concordia, 7 pm. Free ro
the LC community.
Meet You at the Str&1m
Americorps, P.S. U., the University of Portland,
members of the Clackamas cop,munity, as well as
a contingent from our very own Lc:wis & Cl:uk
College will be meeting up a, Philips Creek 10
dean up several tons of garbage from its shores. If
you wish ro participate, show up at rhe lnforma
rion Desk at 8 am.
Weatherize!
Keep other people from getting under the
wcachcr. Join a Community Energy Project
Wca,herixing Workday by signing up at Volun
«:cr Service (x7 l 14). 9 am at the lnfo Desk.
Dow Many 230-lb. Linebackers Can You Fil On
Ono Table~
Cheer your favorite ,c:.-ms on • the 1ablecop
Football Tournament in Stamm Wes,. Door
Prfacs awarded. Pree. 2 pm. er 23, 1995 SuNdav
O i The i\rt of Reopening
, ..... ~-\' o'The Portland
Art Museum
""'\Nic'."lill~ r(Y (1219 s. W. Park)
~ reopens its doors tod3)'
wid, • bang after sil<
months of refurbishing. Noc
only can you check ou1 the newly renova1cd
galleries, but seven brand-spankin' new exhibi
tions, which include: l n P,muir of rhr Tigrr (:i
Korean arr collection), and Ga11g11i11 and t/,e
School of Pont-Aw,i. Also performing will be ,he
string virruoso, M.A.C. Trio, the Cultural Recre
ation Ju2 Band, the Randy Burlingame & Bren
Malmquist J:tn Duo, rhc Rc31ly Big Dance
Company. and the: Fallen Angel Choir. General
adminion for non-mcmbcu is S5 for adult,,
$3,50 for scmors :md S2.50 for srudcnu with
valid l.D. lix for rhe G~ugin co.i art c:xrrJ S2.50.
Doors open at IO am,
h\eniog Sllrvil'e, freshly Served
Mark Dundey do,e,; you one: line cvcnmg wv,ce
•r the Chnpcl ar 6 pm.
Wallow in Your Selr-Pily
Mnrk Kowlek, lead singer of the incimatc:ly
confessional San Francisco-based Red House
Painters, invircs you to a quiet evening with
him and Mike Johnson oflocal band American
Girls. lix arc $6.50 advance (available ar
FASTIXX ouders. 224-TIXX) nnd $8 ac the door
ofThc Garden (50G W. Burnside). 8 pm.
Rollin' Down lhe River
T.he Great American Sternwbeeler
Race berwc:cn Oregon's very own "Sccmwhcclcr
Columbia Gorg<e" and the "Steamer Pordand"
kic.ks off ac 2 pm roday ac the Sr. John's railroad
bridge and will COn?ude between the Fremont
and Srecl Bridges. Scars available on board the
"Columbia Gorge" for guests to ride. If you don't
ger those scars, hop onto Swan Island (beginning)
or co Warerfront Park (finish).
MONdav
Ying and \'oong
The Ying Quanet, composed of the twenty•
something Ying siblin&,'limorhy, Janer, Philip,
and David, hit the Lincoln Performance Hall of
P.S.U. (S.\V. Broadway and Marker) at 8 pm
tonight and tomorrow. Winners of the highly
compe1irive ClcvclJnd Quartet Comperi,ion, rhi~
highly rc:garded young cmcmblc will ,how you
how funuly chemistry can cake the musical level
of the eruemble unit to rhc ncxr level. Tax arc $18 regular and $9.50 for srudcncs ($1 student
rush tickets available ten minutes before the
conccrr on Monday night) and available at
G.I.Joc lickecmasrcr oudccs or ar the P.S.U. &.
office.
Tuesdav
Uheck Out the llialt
John Hintt, a singer-songwriter of rhe folk-blun
tradition, docs the Roseland Thcarer (8 N. W.
G,h) thing a1 8 pm 1onigh1 for a 2 1-aod-ovc.r
crowd. $17.50 advance rickets available :u all
FASTIXX ourlc1s and al.so for $20 a1 the door,
Coming along for the ride wlll be Boneporty.
rivil ,1attcrs
Charles Hinkle of the Amc.rican Civil Libcrrio
Union, and Scott Lively of the U.S. Citizens
Alliance go head-to-head a, the LC Law School
Lounge. 12: l 5 pm.
lien in Blar,k
The LC men's basketball ceam strucs their stuff
in front of the home crowd ar Pamplin when
they rake on Wc.ftcm Oregon ac 7:30 pm. Free u
1he LC comm11111ty,
Firlion Dil'lion
Jennifer Cornell of Oregon Srate Universiry rad,
for you from her work, Dtpam,rn, ar Tamar.idt
Lounge Ar 4 pm ,oday.
~ervous Spraker
Janis Lochner,
Pamplin Professor of
Science will give the
inaugural lecture
entitled "Neuronal
Pachfinding: A Molecu•
lar Assault on Protein Barriers" for all ro hear a1
th<e Council Chambers. Her research could pl'Ol't
useful in che regencratlon of nerves in those who
have suffered severe nerve damage. Get on the
science ball and be there at 7:30 pm. Free.
WedNesdav
Oui, Ooi.
The Rusry Nail can be your Frc:nch arr-house
movie cheater If you have a great imagination ai•
check out a French Film they' re showing at 7 pn:
Th.JRsdav
Hunch o' Brilislt ,\uls
Skunk Anansic, living up to rl,cir mischievous
cigh1-lcggcd n:1Jncsakc in J:una1can folklore,
channels rhcir rntcmc live $how into one liccle
Ga«lcn (506 W. Burnside) romght at 8 pm.
llckeu for rhi, punk/fonk/rocl.Jrc:ggae mishmati
or soc1othcopoli11e11I issues go for sale for S4
advance Cat FAST!XX outlets) anti for SG at the
doo,.
{:g) Back an the Beat
GWAR and the Beatles .'1!\
square off ~
/CS\ reflections on Rabin's
'8'murder
Debate team does LC proud
IY M.Amt HANOUY 0 he Lewis & Oark Debate team had
good showings In a tournament at
Lmficld on Sunday with one duo
wuuungadlvisionfinal. Nathan Hobbs years top national Phi Knppa Delta
(PKO) CEDA team.
The students competed aga.lnst '27
other schools from seven states.
0th~ students who had worthy Mary Lynn Vcden and
Damien Eckhardt-Jacobi,
were finalist in Senior Duo
Interpretation.
All or the CWA debates
I h, s •nd Maggie
Stiffler de
feated
1\/hltman Col
lege in the Se
nior Cross Ex
llmination De
bate Associa ..
lion (CEDA) "Hobb!'! ancl Stiffler'"' triumph wa.-t the highlight of
the tournament for the Pioneers."
-Debate Coach Steve Hunt term
have
been
on the
t Op I c
o f
wl-ellu
dd).1te for their first victory thb ycnr.
Hobbs described this kind of debate
., dcb,uers talkmg really fnsl usmg lots
pf nrgumcnts, all or winch and in nuclear
Wilt
Tlus team is Just getting lhcir touch
b.lck 1h15 year." sa,d Coarh Steve Hunt.
Hobb, and Stiffler h,wc faik'<l to
JJl.lke it past the qunrU!rCfnal!. thi~ year
until m,w. They have been debating tc,
g,ther slnce fall or 19113 .ind were la<I standings included Erinlynne Oesel who
took 2nd ln Open Dramatic lnU!rpreta•
lion nnd 3rd In Open Poetry, ~ only
na'<i.s one more 1st. 2nd, or 3rd in an
indlvidunl event to qunWy her (or the
National Individual Ev1:nts Tournrurumt.
Allison Huey tool. ~rd in N,l\'lce
fmpromplu. Mike Suth!!rlnnd wa,, a r,
n.ilist in Junior E~temporancousspeak
ing. Sarah Strafford was a fu\alist in Jun
ior Impromptu. Another winrung pair, or not
the US should change for
eign policy towards Me,oco .
Hobbs sp,eculatcd that ne><I
terms t'op,c will either be
Mexico yet dgrun or mfOl?lUl•
hon tcchnolog,es. This
would be the topic (or the
team's next debate whtch
will tnkeplaceonNewYear',
m Califom,a. Nathon Hobb• and Mog91e Stiffler lake o breok ,n
rho dabaJe van.
Prospie invasion of 1995 m 1Y AMY RICHARDS
early one hundred prospective
students (prospies) braved the
rain last Saturday to attend Lewis
& Q;u-k's annual Fall Open House.
The event was kicked off with a
r.>clcome from College President
Michael Moonef; Dean of Admissions
MldlMI Sexton, and ASLC President
Cory Curlis.
Parents and prospies then went to
panel question and answer sessions.
l'lrents or prospective students were
gi,'l!n the opportunity to discuss LC with
pltt.llts of current students, while prospies and current LC student, talked
about life ln the residence halls, College
Outdoors,
and the Solar Magnetism" to "Religious Div1•
sions and the &umerucaJ Impulse,
1500 to
Present·. prospectives and parents went to forums
on aspects of LC life, from athletics to
academic advising. A discussion or Ji.
nanclal aid with Sexton followed. overseas
progr.un.
Next on
the agenda
were a se•
ries of lec•
tures by LC
professors, '1 love it here? I want to go to
school here next year."
-Prospective student
.l\larianne Davidson The Sam•
piers were
intended
to give
prospiesa
feel for
what a During the rest or the day, prospies
and parents toured the campus and
cheered on the Pioneer football team.
Admissions lntern April Alex was
enthusiastic about th.e event. "It was
greau• she said .
called Aca-
demic Samplers. like. typical LC
class is Prospective student Marianne
Davidson said. Ml love it here! I want to
go to school here next year.·
Topics ranged from "Sun Spots and After enjoying lunch al the Bon, New IA
books
praised !Ill I•• •
I I I It I The future
of higher
Education
Heading the
HJgher Education Fo
rum in Stamm West,
ASLC president Cory
Curtis, ASLC VP
Shelby Urltz, Rep.
from Ron Wyden's
Senate Campaign
Patrick Clark, and Di
r~'Ctor nf Student Fl•
nancinl Services Ron
Elmore, participate in
the night Hme ml>et
ing. The meeting con•
centrated on Con
gress' proposed cu ts to
student financtal and
the possible efrects na ..
tionwide and here at
Lewis & Clark. 0 BY MAm!LU FIIJ./'P
ast ye.n's Inventing
America students tum
green with envy when
they see the textbooks freshmen
are using this year. Sever.ii staff
and faculty members labored
over the summer to create this
year's consolidated readers,
which replace boxes full of
books a.nd cumbersome "read
ing packets~ last year's studimts
had to buy.
The 1994-95 school year
was the first lime the Inventing
Amerlca(IA) course was offered
at Lewis & Clark, and the un
tested reading assigments
shocked many
IRbaok,ronthledanpage4 October 26-to date
October 26: A $70 pair of Nike running
shoes was stolen from an open l()Cker in
Pamplin Sport5 Center No suspects.
October 27: A student grade sheet was
stolen /rom an ofnce in Albany Hall.
There were no signs of forced mtry and
there are no suspects.
October 27: CampusSaJctyOtticers con•
fiscated alcohol and marijuana In a room
in Copeland Hall. Also c.'Onfiscaled was
" pipe containi.ng man1uana residue.
October 30: S800 worth of door handles
,vere damaged at the Ubmry. The door
handles appeared to have been kicked,
and one door handle had been broken
and removed. No suspects. October 31: A female student flied a
lewd conduct report w / Campus Safety.
The woman advised that she was show
enng II\ o co-ed bathroom when an 1dcn•
tificd male student looked under the
shower door. The report was sent to the
Dean ol Students for /ollow-up. In a
possibly re.lated case, approxuruitely l e
ee wklatur, thewomiln report~'<! another
incident or lewd conduct the bathroom.
There are no suspects In thil; incident.
November I Campus Safety Office~
confiscated alcohol from an intoxicated
manor student in ba~Qfflenl area ol
Howard Hall.
November 4: Campus Safety Officers
confiscated alcohol from four rrunor stu
dents in Alder Hall
November 5: Campus Safety Officers con.flscated akohol from two uunor stu•
dents in Copeland Hall
November 5: Campus Safety Of/icers
idenlilied three students who were in
volved ma cri:minaJ mischief incident at
P1att Hall The three drew several
penis's on a residencehalldoor,ona wall
in the student lounge, and a refrigera•
tor. A report was taken and sent 10 the
Dean of Student's Office.
November 7: A Hoffman Constrnclion
employee was injured near the Ubrnry.
The employee was treated and relcas,.,d
fromOHSU.
November 7: A S50 fun was stolen from
the aerobics room an Pamplin Sports
Center. No suspecis.
November 8: An unidentified male sub-Jee! drunaged a \\fall at the Law Sm. ~
The subject was allempling to buy•
of chips from ii vending machine
clups became slucl<, and the sub100 11,
gan to rock the machme back and 101\ m
caw,ing damage to the wall.
l,
Novi!tnber9: A student fell £rom thu m
of the Library. He gamed acces$ thni, A
iU1 unsecured roof hatch, Several ~ I..
utes loter, he slipped and foll app~ 11.'
mately two stories. He was not injunl '
however, he was transported t·o Meo, f 1
Ian Park Hospital for observation. ~
was later relMSed.
b1 Frem 'I1he groups' spaces-most of the main 0oor
of Templeton can be considered com
munity ~ce for student5. After all, it
is where most student groups, Includ
ing campus media, College Outdoors,
ASLC, etc. are concentrated. Ad.mm·
istrative offices are prunnrlly reserved
for other 0oors. As such, the space on
the mall\ floor should be of little con•
cem except to the students who occupy
al. LC footbal ~;
Though very little has bel:J' de
cided for certrun regai:ding a
Templeton Decor Policy, we feel the
issue is Important enough to warrant
a campus dialogue on how to make
Templeton a more student•ori1mted
facility. We'd like to presen1 a few
ideas that might serve as a blu11print
to help make Templeton a more stu•
dent-oriented spare.
When the official name of the
building was changed last year from
"Templeton College Center" to
-T.empleton Student Center" an im
portant ftrSt step was made in defin•
ing the purpose of lhl' building. Un
fortunately, this seemed more. a sym
bolic action than any real effort toward
a commitment. Even with the consoli
dation of student groups in the middle
0oorofTempleton, a real sense or com•
munily has not yet emerged.
Templeton ,till retains its airport-like
look of uniformity, and it's impossible
for most student groups to feel com•
fortable and in control of their sur
roundings unless they are gl ven free
dom of decor.
'Two recent incidents bring up lhe
problems inherent in not having a
commitment to student rights in this
area. Last year, accord Ing to ASLC
President Cory Curtis, it was promised
that the ASLC offices could be painted
by the students residing In them. This
year, that promise has been rescinded.
This shows a propensity for the ad•
ministration to renege on 0th.er prom
ises regarding student groups' control
over the working environment which
now surrounds them.
In another incident, Michael Ford
expressed con= over certam gra(
fiti found in Kt.C's OJ booth. This Is
of particular concern given promises
made to KLC last year nbout au•
tonomy in decoratJon choice. Speclfi•
rally, KLC was told that the same de
cor they had downstam; would be al•
lowed upstairs. Yet the territory sur·
rounding this prom15e being 11\lringed
on.
Whv is this so unfair? Sl>vcml ren•
son.<. n,..,t. the expressed purp= for I
moving student groups onto the o;ame
0oor was to create a sense of commu•
nity. Yet, the sense of community can
not exist without a feeling that student
groups can control their own surround
ings. A community dQCSn't come about
merely because groups are forced into
the same close proximity: it comes from
having a sense ol shared interest in tlhe
fate of that spae11. rr students aren't al
lowed to control their community. tile
sense of a "student communityH is
robbed.
The second reason it's unfuir is be
cause, KLC m particular, student groups
had Uttlesay in their relocation. DespUe
vociferous protest, including a huge pe
tition and srudent poll which fuvo~ not
movi.ng KLC, the re.location was forced
through anyway. Student groups hawe
already been forced lo move: they
shouldn't be forced to ch.mge they way
they decorated their old surroundings as
wcll.
So what concrete solutions can we
work for to create a true sense of com•
munity? Here are just a few idea.s:
Templeton needs more student artwork
in visible places. A mural was promised
outside the Dubach dining room are:a.
However, such a mural ha.s yet to mabe
rialize. Not just artwork, but bulletin
boards in multiple locations-the bland
grey walls leading the way to the Trail
Room. the outside of many student None of ~his can be assured,
though. until the ability of students to
detemune the look ofTempleton is n:...:
ogni~. This Mtails galning assur,.
ance from the administration that the
right of students to d~ratc will not
be usurped. We need a Templeton
Decor Policy that officially reflects th.is
need.
We understand that the college
needs to also use Templeton to gene¥•
ate n~-ded money for the college by
renting space out lo oU campus users.
Sul will these proposed changes ad
versely affect the college's ability to
keep renting out the spae11 to these us
ers? Probably noL Shouldn't the col
lege take that risk lo show its support
of the student community?
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Wasedl ~ II lM &On ~
In Ponland, OregooJ Six week p,og,am
µlly 18 • Ai!ll, 2j) ollef$ --1:nJ,age
(all le~•J and COU<RS In economlC5,
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lion-Mt. Hood league hai w
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players for their play this season. St 11
lccted for 1st-team honors were jwu, •·
linebacker Jim Roofener, junior d~ p
save tackle Derek Jaques. senior dcl~ I,,
save back Derek Tom, junior punt Ii:
turner Cletus Coffey, and senior t~ ci
end Nick Holloway. al
Earning 2nd-team honors werejul' st
ior defensive lineman Jason Woo
sophomore linebacker Jeremy CGr It
sophomore running back Jessie Orm. U
and junior wide receiver John KinSf)' "
Honorable mention mcluded j~ b
defensive lineman James Taylor, delt1; u
sive back Coffey, junior defensive~
Marc Miller, junior quarterback Tor, ti
Blanchard, junior wide receiver Jam,, a,
Diamond, and 1uruor offensive tinema' c,
£ric Brigham. le
Eight of the 14 all-stars come htt /t
the Pioneer defense, six from the offen!, a
Seven of the eight defensive players o
return in 1996 and5 Of 6 offensive mm, tl
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ASLC dines with trustees
0 BY MATTHIAS FRtl'I'
he ASLC councll held an ab
brevlo.ti.'d meeting on Tuesday
1>1/fore alh,nding" dlnn<'r with
:,rn~ of the Studimt Affairs com•
cijt,-torth.,collegc', 6o,1rd of Trustees.
Al lht d,nm:r, cuunc,1 pre-;ident
C I) Curuo, aided by other council
:,,m~. gavl' a preoentation of th,:
,N.C'r.goob to Uoyd Babler,Jr.," 1957
Lrwl) & Onrk graduate, and to Judge
blph M Holman, a. rctm.-d Oregon Surmn• Court justtce, who gradunted
flocn lhc Nnrthwestem School of Law
~ II ra.me under LC's umbrella.
Curtis g-•vc
bril,I dtscriptions mention of the students' demands for
better representation in campus deci
sions. Babier was ple?ilSed that the coun
cil was actively representing the stu
dents, '1J'ld that they met every week and
were m<'<'llng frequc>ntly with the ad
ministration about lh~ir demand!-. He
said 11 wru, very Important that student-.
speak uut Jnd that they mainla111 a good
now of inlormollion with tht• adminis•
tration. He said that the Trust-were
interested m ,uch matters. "Keep LMI
open d.ialog. Thnt's unporhmt #
Michael Ford brought up the ISSuc
of recent dcl>ale over the position of the i;otlate over student sovereignty, and
Iha! Debra Heath had been tentatively
chosen as the cornm11tee'i. faculty repre
ocnhltive. Uritzsiud that the council had
a 1011 of work ahead to get the conslltu•
hon rNdy for rnlilic-abon by the Board
of Trustees, ,1nd propo,;,,'CI thM they hold
additional weekly me('tings tti discuss it.
She recognized that it meant a lot of CJ<·
Ira work for council members, but said
th.it they hadstartl!d thl~and It was their
responsibility lo fini!lh 11.
Hobbs mentioned the poss,billty of
a bo.ml which could handle future con•
stituttonal problems or other issues with ceedmg wtlti He noted that there is no
similar pl:1n to 1N>t.lll condom machines
in those location~. b<,,c;iwe lh.ll is nl!t
considered o comparable issue.
Uudg,-t and Finance chair Brnndon
Zl.kah1 reported on ru:ute budget crunch
and said the board could not allocat,:, any
n1ore nt'W budgets this year. He said they
were looking for creative ways to ttlbuiltl
tht>lr cxhaustl'd re;exvc:,, and dl'Clined
.i suggestion that large-budget groups
1uc:h asSMB return 50me of their funds
for use by other groups. This Issue will
be addressed further next W<>ek.
The council dcdded to pion n spe
cfol ell'ChOn Ill
late-January lo
of I long list of
1hr rouncll'1
god> !or !he year,
mduding l\!Otga
nttlng itse_l f to
work better inter•
nally; correcting
problems wlth
budgetary re•
ttl\l'S; making It
u1!!r for stu-Curtis gave brief descriptions of a long list of the co1u1cil's goals for the year,
including reorganizing itself to work better internally; correcting problems
with budgetary re.qerves; making it ea.qier for students to deal with the
Financial Aid Office, RegiAtrar's Office and Ca.qhier'f! Office; ... e.qtablishing
a student-ntn textbook exchange; creating a campus "one-card" for use in
almo!'lt all on-campus purcha.qes; and !'!tarting a cam})\l!'I !ipeakers series. rdtify the new
conslllulion
coming out of
negotiations
wllh the 3d
ministulion,
and lo allow
students to de
cide whether
they want new
dmts lo deal
with the Fmanc:ial Aid Office, Registrar's
Clffict ,md Casruer's Office; addressing
IIUdl.'Rts' problems with class ~ and
amiability; improving the campus
puking and transportation situation;
building a scru,e of community; estab
li!hangastudent•run textbook exchange;
ae11ing n campus •one<nrd" for use in
lfmtl51 all on-campus purchases; and
1t1ning a campus spea."-ers __,e.
Bableras_kcd whether the council li.,;
lined lt>Curtis enough lo occomplish all
thee goals, and he responded that they
would do the best they could with them,
lout might have lo leave some business
unfinished for next year's council.
Shelby Urlt~ then described some of
!he problems the ASLC has had with the
idministrahon, and the strike they re
tffltly threatened and called off. She
touched on the conflict between the
AStC Constitution and the Pathfinder
IN! other problems with student voice
MtAlllpus.She and other members said
11\ey were pleased with the
administration's response to the strike
lrut~L
Holman and Babier perked up at lntemationalStudent Reprerentati.ve on
the co1mcil, which led lo a brief, low-key
debate over that Issue, with the Truste<!S
offering suggestions when they could.
This was a somewhat uncomfortable
moment becawc of Its contrast lo the
meeting's otherwise bree-q tone.
The dinner, In Stamm West, was ca
tered by Bon Appetlt, with ll\Sagna and
~,¼eluui.\'1>....,'ml\~~~""
the cafeteria, but this time served on
china with linen napkins. The dinner
was attended by all the council mem
bers, the two Trustees, Michael Ford,
Jane Atkinson and Evan Williams.
The ASLC counc:il spent most of
their hour-and-a-quarter meeting before
dinner going in a circle on the subject of
the planned referendum on election
methods for the ISLC council represen•
tatlve. As they had done in each of the
last three weeks, they ended by return
ing the subject to a subcommittee lo de
termine which parts of the ASLC Con
stitution would n.eed to be changed and
draft the wording for the .re!e.rendurn.
Urltz reported that she had had one
meeting with Ford and Williams lo ne-,.
student voice. He said there used lobe a
•dean's coun.dl'' to Sl!rve a sunilar pur
pose at LC many yeaisago, but that there
was now no established #rule of law" at
lhe school. He said the council could
propose a committee which would re
view any major policy changes affecting
students, such as ones that changed
graduation requirements or cantractuaJ
~~·•-'•'1'>·
The council also discussed plans to
revise the constitution to streamline it
and move some "micromanagement"
aspects into bylaws, giving lhe council
more flexibility.
Nathan Hobbs said they were pri
marily addressing problems with the
constitution's internal structure and
wordlng, in an effort to dean It up be
fore ratification by the Board of Trust
ees. Changes suggested by the ncgotial•
ing committee to correct conflkts with
the Pathfmder will be incorporated sepa
rately. The council plans lo re tum to this
subject in next week's meeting.
Mall Cooper reported that plans to
install hlmpon machines ln Templeton
and the Pamplin sports center were pro-voting proce•
duTCS for the
ISLC representative. Th,s would allow
the conslitu lion lo be ratified by the
Board of Trustees in their February I 7
meeting; and any new voting rules cou Id
be used in the general election in Mard\.
Cory Curtis briclly addressed the
subject of protocol in council meetings.
He said that while all attendees may not
be best friends outside of meetings, they
~~-~w.~
other in them. He mentioned the blowup
with Student Advocacy Group represen
tative Pin Gilgen the previous week, and
s.1id that many council members had felt
threatened by SAG, but things should
run more smoothly now that their rela
tionships were more clearly defined.
Tracy Rodda said she had talked with
Gjfgen recently, and contrary lo appear•
ances, there were no harsh feelings be
tween them.
Hobbs reported that the Peer Re
view Boord would be he.iring two new
cases, one dealing with obscene grafJiti,
and the other dealing with a person who
fell o(f the library into the freshly spread
land-~
AMPUS comments
IT Riv, MURRAY Cr%ON
Plloros BY #uV(N COOLEY Who would you rather not
spend Thanksgiving with?
"The guy who works in
the sex shop in my "Anyone who th.inks
"Bill Curtin. be-cause he apartment-who stands "Uncle Fester.• Campus Comments is
towed my car.• very erect," "Nol that l know of." "Mark Funnan.• serious journalism."
Scott Stephenson Kamla Hurst, Jose Sosa, Bill Curtin, Matt Daily, Allison Rinkle,
junior junior sophomore Campus Safety sophomore senior Inventing America students are lucky
sl~~~~~~~:J
were gather..'<l from a vast ar
ray of sources. Students had to
buy 11 textbooks for the fall sc
m.estcr and 6 ror spring, and
these were supplemented by
two reading packets each se
mester, madr up or a collection
or photocopies from other
books. This pile of books and
packets cost each student over
$250.
All that changed this yeat,
when Prof. Chana Cox, re
sponding to complaints from
her 1A class, persuaded the
planning committee lo create
consolidated readers which in
clude most of the required read•
ings. Based on student surveys,
the planning committee also
removed about a third of the
readings. This year's lAstudent
will buy a total or 8 books, cost•
ing S 175 or less, by the time the
school year ends.
To nvo,d copyright fees last
year, primary documents in the
reading packet~ were photocop·
led from books that were over
75 years old whenever possible.
Unfortunately, this meant the
copies were often made from
books that were in poor condi
tion, and somebmes included
reproductions of the original
documents, complete with s's
\hat looked llke fs. When cre
ating this year's t.extbooks, the
college was able to scan or re
type the documents, producing
much more readable versions.
Most of the secondary
sources in the course are still
under copyright protection, so
the college had to pay8-1~ per
page for permission to photo
copy them for last year's read•
ing packets. 1nis meant that the
packets were very expensive for
students and still cost the school
more than they charged for
them
To make matters worse,
copy right negoti.ations were
very slow and many of the ma•
terials couldn't be made avail•
able to students until late in the
semester. In addition, photo·
copy rights are granted on a
one-time basis, so the school
would have had to do the same
thing again year after year. By reprinting the text:. in a book,
the school was able to use roy·
alty agreements, which cost less
and can be renewed from edi
tion to edition.
Curtis Johnson points out
other ad vantages o( the consoli
dated readers: introductions
which provide historical con
text for each author; wide mar
glns where students can write
notes; large, readable type; a
table of contents; consistent
page numbering; a bound-in
syllabus and •a nice cover."
"It's a spectaclar accomplish
ment .. '"
Cox brought in her son,)<>
sept\, to do a large portion of the
work. A student of computer
science and the history of ideas
al the University o( Permsylva
nia, he had previously put to
gether several large-scale, con•
solidated manual~, primarily
for businesses. He saw the po
tential for a consoUdatcd reader,
as well as a computerl1.ed cam·
pus-wade discussion and re
search system based on elec
tronic versions of the texts.
The Co><'s and membe~ of
the IA staff worked very h,,rd
to have the first textbook ready
in lime. They were under a
tight deadline, and had trouble
right up until the fast few days,
when certain essays consis
tently caused their layout pro
gram to crash.
Most faculty members
were on vacation or doing re
search this summer, so the job
of ,-.riling introductions was
left to the few who remained on
campus.
Professor (){ History Jane
Hunter wrote most of the intro
ductions, but she didn't takedi
rect credU for them, because she
considered them compilations
rather than original works.
Chana Cox hopes faculty
members"' the appropriate de
partments will write custom in
troductions in future years,
which would help to tie the
readings more closely into the
course.
Most of the people in•
volved are glad to see the
project finished. New versions
of the textbooks should be
much easier lo produce in sub-
ASLC working hard
RSLL;a,nthJedltnmpage5
scaping manure outside. It
was thought possible that the
=ond person had gone to the
roof of the library in order to
smoke Illegal drugs. He was
reported not to be seriously in-
1ured by the fall.
The council also discussed
fmding an "on~ampUb male"
to sit on the contract release
committee; the recent higher
education forum on the issue of
Congressional cutbacks on stu
dent aid; plans for a decor
policy in Templeton in older to
avoid the possibility of conllict
between KLC, the Pioneer Log
and Michael Ford's office; preparat;ons for the upcoming
International Affairs Sympo
sium; an Idea or asking Tr:IMet
to eliminate the 39 bus route
and reroute the 43 to go past the
campus; having Campus Safety
improve theshutlle S<!tvice; the
possibility of a balloting syslem
using a combination of com•
puter-and paper-based meth•
ods; and the Drug &: Alcohol
Committee's recent discussions
of how to ha:ldle a recent mari
juana incident at the Plattform,
how to deal with drinking at
tailgate parties and how stu•
dents are affected by the Board
of Trustees' drinking on cam·
pus. sequent years, since the text Is
now in a computerized formal
and the content won't change
much from year to year.
The Pall 1995 IA textbooks
cost $44.50 In the college book
store. The price included about
S6 for the boo.kstore's standard
15% markup, approximately
$16 in copyright fees and about
$10 in paper costs. The remain•
ing S13 went to labor costs for
producing the book.
LA chair Cu-rtis Johnson
says the school is still very in
terested in developing an online
version of the textbooks, which
students could search and
cross-reference interactively.
This plan is being hindered by
the fact that publishers are very
reluctant to grant copyright per·
missions in the sbll-devcloping
area of online reproduction.
However, many primary docu·
ments are already avail,1ble on
the school's World Wide Web
site.
The course continues to
evolve, and if students over•
whelmingly reject any particu
lar readings on the end-of-term
evaluation surveys, the.re's a
good chance they'll be removed
from next year's l>dition.
Since the textbooks are
likely to b-e similar next year, it's
possible that the on-campus
bookstore wall be able lo buy
them back and resell them next
fall.
Tun Swain, the manager of
the bookstore.says he is willing to work on whatever terms the
IA office rc<:ommends, but he
can't do anything unless he
hears from them. If the book•
store gets the go-ahead, 11
buyback could happen at the
end of the spring term.
Curlis Johnson said he has
no objection to reusing the
books. The reading selections
might not be exactly the same
next year, but students could
make photocopies of the ones
they were missing. He de
scribed the books as a first edi
tion, rather than a dated publi·
cation. However, Johnson coun
seled students to keep the books
as an importl'lnt part or their
personal library, unlikely to be
replaced at a later date.
The IA office didn't finalize
this year's syllabus until after
the last school year ended, and
they dropped most of the text
books used last year. As a result,
last year's students could only
return their books to the book·
store at the prices offered for
textbooks intended for redistri
bution 10 other bookstores, m
ste.~d of at the higher prices of
fered for books that will be re
sold nt LC. Students couldn't re.
tum their reading packels at all
This year's students can
hope that the syllabus wiU
change less dramatically next
year, and that plans wUI be
settled early enough to allow
them to get the highest return
price for all their books.
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0 l99SA'll,r Austen's Persuasion: a
OviE. Id reviewl!!!f
m early 180 years after
her death, Jane Austen
is receiving what
passes for a monumen
tal tribute in today's world: a Also a BBC (made for lV)
production, it doesn't have the
visual sweep that a Howards
E11d can afford, but it brims over
with romance and wit and sheer
pleasure.
Al the centct of the story is
heroine Anne Elliot (Amanda
Root), When she was forever talung care of her furn.
ily members and doing what•
ever they ask her to, sacrificing
her freedom in the process.
Thenoneday,a series of cir
cumstances arising from her
futher;s need to rent out their
manor (as a result of his reek-• o I ay treasure
their way into each other's smallest part, they resembltd
arms, or will she be persuaded the character l had in mind
once again to give him up? when I read the book, so it w11
Having read th.e novel not as II I had already met them.
long ago, It see.ms to me the Root is a find in the role ti
movie passes several tests that Anne and her obvious transfor-1
any film that dares to take on a mation, from the beginnin!
classic source must navigate. where nearly all life has bee,
First, ii takes an enormous risk sucked out of he., to the en.i
by essen• whereshe positively glows,111-
fair share of her novels are be
ing made into movies, The BBC
is cuurently running a $10 mil•
lion adaptation of Pride a,rd
Prejudice which will make H to
the st,tes in January, three dif
ferent companies arc planning
to start filming on Emma, and
Senst and Se,rsibilily. starring
Emma Thompson and Hugh
Grant. will be released in De
cember. And yet still another
one began playing at Kom Cin
emas recently: Persuasion. 19, she gave up the
true love ol her life,
Frederick
Wentworth, on the
advice of everyone
around her, because
al that time, he had "The movie pa.qseR Revera} teRts
that any film that rlare.q to take on
a cla.qsic Rource must navigate." t i a. I I y chors the fllm in hope and poi
adapting sibiJity. A de.finite treasured
the novel the upcoming holiday seasoo
o u t r I g h I Persuasion is a three and a hall
and not stnr winner.
scve.rly al-Another film worth ta~
tering it_ I a chance on is Noab
no monetary prospects, no
reputation, #nothing to recom
mend him except his own
words." Now eight years later,
in 1814, she is on the verge of
becoming a spinster. She al
ready fulfills the part In duty, less waste of money) brings
Wentworth (Ciaran Hinds),
now a captain rich from battle,
back into her life. The obvious
question that must be an•
swe.red: Will Anne and
Wentworth be able to negotiate
WAR crav,ls from the
lave pit to the stage
BY Riv. MVUAY C1ZDH
ventured lo LA l.una
this past Friday with
such a m,xture or emo-
t ion, that l could
barely dis<.--em the nausea from
the excitement It was my first
Heavy Metal show-and it was
CWAR. As I waited outside the
venue for some (riends
to show up, I was
amuoo at the amount of
•mullet-heads" that had
ventured out or the
woodwork to see their
performance-art-metal
gods. This is Met~t, I
kepi tclling myself. This
JS Suburbia,
The show began
with a Texas "power
sludgc" combo called
Brutil Juice. l was more
entertained by the lead
singer's facial contor
tions than their music:. so
when th.cir thirty-minute
set ended, I wasn't bro
ken-hearted in the least.
The second act. Neuro-
sis, definitely gave me
quite a shock. In a word~ry.
The only lights on these Dark
Knights of Death Chunk were
dark red and blue_ Behind
lhem, movie loops of a suicide
and slides ofbarbed wire added
the perfect ambiance for the
freru:1<1d crowd. l wish l could
have understood what Neuro
sL, were "singing" about, but it
just sounded like cats (with re
ally deep voices) being to(turcd
and killed. Unlike Bn1tnl Julee,
Neurosis' set lasted loo long.
and when 11 finally ended I re
alized that there is some kind
of Higher Power out there.
As CWAR set up, the
crowd became so frenzied thnt
l was really afraid oboul what was going to happen when the
boys took the stage_ My fears
were confirmed when several
different mosh pits started all
about me-before the band
even came out.
Finally, CWAR-the
Scumdogs of the Universe
emerged from the Slave PH and
took the stage. Lead singer
Oderus Urungus adjusted his
fourteen-inch phallus (com•
plete with eyes and antennae)
nnd yelled, .. You are all pathetic
and weak! But, we love you
anywny!" The music began,
and I was astounded at how
similar CWAR sounds lo Iron
Maiden, but J wasn't there for
(Cod forbid) music-I was
there for blood.
And that's what I got. Dur
ing the first song, OJ Simpson
himself came out on stage, only
10 be decapitated and
sodomi1.ed by one or CWAR's
shwes/stage-hands. Theblood
that rained out of O}'s neck flew
nil over the audience (myself in-eluded) and raised a cheer that
both chilled and excited me.
This is death, this is blood--en
joy it you p,gs!
CWAR did a couple more
songs, and Oderus asked lhe
aowd if they wanted more
blood and violence. The answer
was an intense "yes," soOderus
introduced the "rotting
corpse or Jerry Cai:cii\!I"
Ca,-c-.a's fate was similar
lo O)'s, but no sod•
omy-maybe next tune.
The show continued
with n weak plot that in
cluded a comet c.,lled
"Ragnarok," an nllen ab
dudion, the death of
"Cardinal Syn," and the
ritual "(ceding of the
world maggot-•
Highlights included
Odcrus showering the
audience with the "dirty
seed" from h,is fourteen
i nche r. GWAR's
dominatrix. Slymenstra
Hymen, giving birth to
an alien baby-only to
kill ii later in the
eve111ing. The occasional
misogynistic comment from
bassist Beefcake the Mighty.
The only lyric I understood,
#Colden shower~.• And
Oderus saying that GWAR got
their tou.r bus, half-price, from
Blind Mclo.n.
As I lert ta Lw1a, covered
in re<I, green, and yellow slime
and unnamabk whatnot, l felt
the love and c.unar.1derie that
all CWAR fans share. Com
ments like, "Man, that WiL~ bet•
ter than last time" and NThey
totally destt'.Oy Iron Maiden,"
made the experience worth•
while.
I have now seen CWAR
IJv<>-And I believe that once is
enough for me. say enormous because there are Baumbach's debut, Kicking mll
over a dozen main characters Scm1111i11g. Pocuslngonag,ou;
who must be introduced and of college graduates trying 14
kept in the audience's thoughts. deal with the transition into th!
It would be easier to drop a few Nrcal worldH, and resisting it•
"extraneous" characters, but every tum, it is smartly writt111
the script realizes that they are but also filled with a few to:
all necessary and gives the au-many smlrksome wise-am
dience the compliment of as-comments. However, a lot ci
suming we want to meet them the conversations, especlalh
a.II. It turns out we do. the ones about inane top1<\
Second and just as impor- rang scarily true. The Hlm'1
tanl, the film version does a tte-ramblmg tone proves to be en.
mendous job of ca~ting the ac-dearlng, nnd its strength are 1
tors to their parts. Although series or flashbacks derolliJII
many of the actors, including the "meet cute• of the film'•
Root, have worked with the central couple. II leads up to,
Royal Shakespearean Com-surprising ending (in that Ith
pany, and are famous m En-unexpectedly quick) thit
gland, I had be.ard of none or proves to be bitterly ~wcet. Tu1
them. And ye.I, down to the and a half st1rs.
Piolog
Horoscope
BYNMIC N,no
Anes(Mruch 20-Apnl 19) lf life hes been a bit stagnant
lately, make nn effort to get out of the hou.c. A culle is lut!w,g
in the depths of the outside world-
Tourus(Apnl 20-May 19) You spend way too much time In
the library Is It really necessary or are there ulteaor mobves?
Try expanding new hod:tons
Cernini(May 20-June 19) Nice job on cutting back on bad
habit,,. Keep il up and you'll be nicely rewarded- Oad initials
this week; C and J-Look for love outside yout citde of friends.
Cancer0une 20-July 19) The present conflict with your
frie.nd(s) Is not your faulL Stand up for youn;e.lf and stop tak
ing so much !.hit about iL You've done nothing wrong and
your friend needs lo work out his(her) own problems them·
selves.
Leo()uly 20-August 19) 1ircd of never saying what you
feel? Its time for you to bust a move and speak out.
Virgo(August 20-September 19) School bugging? Take a
break and live life well ... try to go to the coast this weekend
Your hard work will pay of in terms ofjob searches. Don't cut
your hair like TY. personalities.
Llbra(September 20-0ctober 19) Your good intmtions are
finally about to pay oU-Relationship which in the past has
been wracked with confusion and pain turns into blossoming
romance with bountiful future this wee)<end.
Scorpio(October 20-November I 9) Sometimes you really
act like a baby-Please grow up and stop demanding complete
3ltention from your friends; that's not the way to keep them.
Silgittarius(November 20-December 19) How does the new
007, Saxer l.emon Lager, and possibly chi!vre pizza sound this
weekend? If yes you. know how to get tham.
Capricorn (December 20-January 19) It's good that you've
finally begun to tacl<le your problems. But you ain't out of the
woods yet. Prepare yourself for emotional and physical hard•
ship.
AquariusQanuary 20-February 19) Too many p:irties tlul
week has put you bclund in your school work; not to mentioTI
hung. Use this Wl.'Cke.nd lo catch up.
Pisces(Febru.uy 20-March 19) !l's obvious you didn't le.Ill
our horosco ~ last week because our mouth is still runnin Gaming Club out for blood
BY BENJAMIN J, HARfST
"Made it maJ Top of lhe world."- James
Cagney few things you need to know before you go on your
blood soaked way.
f you've ever dreamed of rubbing out your fellow
studenlS Al Capone style, then does the LC Gam
ing Oub have an offer you can't refuse. It's your You can't kill someone if they are in the presenre
of "civilians., (people not wearing an armband), if they
are in the classrooms while a class is in session, o.r if
they are at the O,apel (b«ause that is holy ground). dl.mce tobe Don Corleone or Marcellus Wallace. That's
nght: it's time for the annunl Mafia If none of th~ apply to your tar
get, then you can use the "soft pro game sponsored by the LC Gaming
club.
By now you are probably sall
l'lling at the prospect of holding the
rold steel in your murderous little
hands and opening fire on the poor
lug who keeps you up at all hours
with his incessant noise. Settle
down killer, you11 get your chance
starting on Decembt!r 1. But first "You mu~t wear the
band at all time~
until you are
killed ... a.nd you will
be killed" jectile" firing weapon of your choioe
and ice the little bastards. Mafia
promises to be the paranoid anti-so
cial event of the season so get your
gun at Fred Meyer's, Newbeny's, or
assorted other variety /toy stores (the
disc guns come highly recom•
mended)
1·ou need know what the rumpus IS. Here's the
lowdown, see. You just need to sign up on the signs
outside of the Bon. Then you w,U be divided into fami
lies by your location on campus. Depe.nding on which
ramily you are placed into, you will receive a colored
nbbons,grufying your family. You must wear the band
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soon. They are also working with Information Tech
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Howdy Pio pals! We hove some good news and some bad
news. First with the bad news, the pictus catfish has left this
earthly plane. But lucky for his earthly soul, he was given a name
in his last hours, The name given to our clear departed pet wi1s
In a bit of spooky Irony, HS id
Fishus", ThL~ name .--------~ wa.s entered
by the creative Mary O Kloety, so that
makes her one o! our winners
Our other winner was Matthew
"Doc" Arndt who supplied us
four names, the one we chose was
"Claude". So they can come to
the Log and fight o,•er Mall
Shermnn's favors. Smee not that
many people en- !ered, we at
thes!affhadtocome ._ _______ .., up with some
of our own names. The two
names we came up with were "Bucho" after the villain in El
Mnriaclri and DtSprrt1do and .. Mudbone• after William "Bootsy"
Collins' brother. So congml's to all who entered, and especially
to our winners Mary Kloety and Doc Arndt.
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0152
Journal of International
and cross Cul.tural
Perspectives.
Questions?
Email: jdk@lc1ark.edu A 13'1'.
LIFE
AND OTHER
JOKES
~Oolin~
-.. When are lhe Beatles going to get back to
gether?"
-"Tomorrow,"
-Unidentified man and (a joking) John Lennon,
New York 1980 from the documentary "Imagine: John
Lennon"
As some of you may know, Paul McCartney,
George Harrison and Ringo Starr (the surviving
Beatles), have gotten together for a reunion after 25
years of sepa.ration. l say surviving- sadly since the
tragic death of John Lennon in December o! 1980,
senselessly assassinated in New York City. Now, how
ever, a new quieter form of Beatlemania is beginning
again. Every major magazine has done stories and
foatures about the three men. I (and pethaps other
Beatles fanatics as well) am finding myself in a dream
like euphoria whenever they see the publicity regard
ing the glorious return of a classic rock group. When
a Beatles £an Hnally sees a photos of thl' three aged
men standing together, after aU lhis time, It must be
(and it ls, I stress) a wonderful expenence. ABC ts
salivating over their acquired rights to the "Beatles
Anthology" (eaturing the new Beatles song "Free as
a Bird.'' uFree as a Bird" was originally written by
Lennon, and the three Beatles now wrapped their
music nnd new lyrics around the eMlil'r track of
Lennon singing solo.
1 consider the Beatles to be undoubtedly the great•
est band in the history of rock n' roll. I cannot th.ink
of another band with better song writing abilities, or
such a range of musical/rock styles. Some songs
("Helter Skeller") lean towards a hard rock sound;
other., are more in the romantic ballad style ("Por No
One"). The Beatles dedknted their careen. to discov
ering rock variatJons. Others effecbvely delve (mu
sically) anto the subjectsofbetraya.1. the mother/ch.ild
relationship, positive and negative aspects of love .
Naturally. my opinion will be challenged, as I know
people (actually some of my friends) who dOl\'t like
the Beatles' music. I cannot understand .my logical
basisbclund thclropinion, but I n«ept Ila~ thciropin·
Ion.
It Is strange that I and other or my generation
should create such an ardent attachment to d group
that was disbanded by the time most of us were born.
Neverthele:.:., by some marvelous tum of event~, I fell
In love witJ1 the Beatles by the time I was ten years
old, first hearing "Sgl Peppers Lonely Hearl$ Club
Band" when I wa.s six. and thinking 11 was one of the
most beautiful things I had ever heard.
My favorite Beatie? John leMon. He was one oi
the greatest arb.Stic and musical geniuses ever. His
musk (both solo and with the Beatles) and philoso
phies of peace and love wUJ endure through the cen
turies. I consider his death to be an enormous trag•
ed y, and I often fand myseU criticizing those who
speak of it so tritely and emotionlessly ("Lennon got
blown away") or even create jo.kes on the subject. I
do not like to think about John's assassination, how
ever I do wish I could have been present at that huge
memorial gnthering in New York that trag,c day.
My least favorite Beatie? I don't actually II.we
one. I don't subscribe to ~Paul-bashing# as some ad
mirers of the Beatles do. Nor do I enjoy making hm
of Ringo, saying he was the mearungless addition to
the Beatles. There are few aspects of the Beatles that I
don't appreciate. But those few are "biggies" Uohn's
meaningless murder, the ugly relationship of Paul and
John a £ew years after the break-up, the "Revolution
Jl9• track). Naturally, then the question appears:
would John want Paul, George, nnd Ringo to reunite,
and use hil> unfinished songs as material for another
album? Some Beatles fMS may think of ttus reunion
is blasphemy; lam so excited about theu reunion tha!
l have not h1ken time to think about any negative lm
plkabons. Newsweek brought up the idea that this
new release of Beatles material could be S<->en as a new
beginning. but JUSI as easily can be seen as an end, a
grand finale. T like to thlnk oI it both ways. Student in Israel reflects ~':.1 ... ~ .. !.~s!!~~!~.~4
To m1 u,no•,
With my fl-el dangling
from the concrete awning
over the Hebrew
Unhiersity's ampitlieatre, I
couldn't help but contem
plate the irony of the day. It
was beautiful outside; :n; de
grees, o clear blue for the slate of Israel this strip ol
dCS(!rl land Qudea, the West Ban~
Pale~line; call it what you will) that
I stared At while munching on a
falafel.
Rnbm •ignud away his tile
when he signed the lsrncl-PLO
Taba Agreement (alca, "Oslo 2") tonomy, h as oppo.ed Lo inde
pendence, to the Isolated mu
nicipa lilies under Yasir
Arafat's control.
Rabln's fatal m1Stal<e was
in underestimating his oppo
.>ltion within Israel. To a fringe
rightist section of the lsrnell tial criticisms of the Rnbln gov
ernment was that It derived its
parliamentary majority of SO"k
plus-one from five seat,; belong
ing to Arab parbes w1lhin lsracl,
the Arab Democratic Party and
the New Communh.L List. The
support of these (Israeli) Arnb
representatives made il possible
for the bulk of Rabm's peace
policies to pass the Knesset by a
61-59 vote. Smee the govern
ment adually comprised a mi
nority Jewish vote, many oppo
nen ts, extreme and mainstream
alike, labeled it "illegitimate.'' reactiuna ry and
worldviews: "The} a;
4 Arab; tcrrori~t; evil. W•
Jew; chosen; uprlghL ·11it
or ICJ<-'dionist ldentita111,1
course creates an unbn. It
gulf between righ1-w~ u
and those with whrut R
mu~t rnake pence In or. Ii
survive. •1
sky, buds playing
in the air, and I
could s<!e all the
way across the
Dead Sea and
into Jordan from
that very spot in
~ast Jer11•alem.
13111 the people ''For Ral>in to relinquish any
1>ortion of this land. .. is to sell out
these Jews' messianic vision of a
Greate.r Israel extending a.'! far east
a.'! the Etll)hrate.'! River." in Iraq," public, whose size Is
c0ns,stently el(agger•
ated In western me
dia, the occupied ter
ritory is Judea ,md
Sumaria; indivisible
parts of the Land ol
lsrncl; which the He
brew god promised to This is worth thinking
about. Rabin was branded .i
"traitor• ,1gainsl th~ Jewish
people because he "collabo
rntedH with Arabs, lo borrow
from the rhetoric of Israel's
right-wing.
Once these This first assassina!DI D'
Israeli head or state exp' 111
festering sore on the b;w:;. VJ
the nation's body politbbl
damenta! clash betwcei •1
ogy and prngmatism; btp
messianism and seculansa
tween ethnocentrism al
mocrncy. Last w~-cl. a m sr
murdered, an elected f u
menl fell, and an entire111;
sclf-procla ,med modi a
moral recd
and "hghl ti
the naliOl'II. Ii
sh nttell.'d ~ 11
shots frt-: u
id~loguf1 II ru-ound me weren't smiling.
Israel's Prime Minister,
Yit7.hak Rabm, had been as
sassina ted the previous
rught by a Jewish law stu•
dent right after delivcnng a
s~ asking Israelis to en
vision a future of peaceful
coexistence with Palestinian
Arabs. 5,000 people at
tended this memorial scr•
vice, along with millions of
others nationwide, to eulo
gize a war hero (or terrorist,
depending on one's point of
view) who helped to pro-
cure
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Colin Ryono
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Sports
Jamie Diamond
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Photos
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Blythe Gage stipulating thol Israel would wllh
drnw ,ts menacing and often very
brutal occupation forces from
seven Palestinian towns m the
West Bank. This wns the second
major step taken by the Rabin gov
ernment 10 (oige some kind ol
peace with the Palestinians, while
simultaneously maintalning the
right offree reign forthelsrael De
fense Poree throughout lhe West
Bank. In essence, the Taha Agree
ment symbolized concession to the
Palestinians without compromis
ing lsrncl's overall se,.-urlty: Thi:. is
the Idea behind granting • au•
Reporters
Delilah Roybee
Rebecca Seeber!
Mudbone Cizon
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T•fo«t.•too
tt.,,.Cu,t.C'ol'Wwt
1Cloal21 Abram (Genesis
15.18) illld restored to the Jew•
!sh people through their vic
tory II\ lhc t 967 Arab-Israel!
war. FQr Rabin to relinquish
any portion of this land, how
ever small, to Palestinian rule,
however limited, is to sell out
these Jews' messianie vision of
a Grea ler Israel extending as
far east as the Euphrates River
in Iraq. Yiga!Amirldllcd Rabin
in hopes ol hailing the cul'rcnt
peace process and oJ rescuing
the myth of hEretz Yisrael. •
B1.11 there is another ron
sideralion to ma.ke, which I
have yet to read about in the
New York Times or the Inter
national Herald Tribune, with
regard lo the assassin's motive. nonscns,cal po- "Rabin Wa."!
lemics cJrcu-branded a 'traitor'
lated llmong • J ,
Orthodox and against the ew1sh
status quo-people because he
minded circles 'collaborated' with for a coup1c of
years, people Arabs, to borrow
actually began from the rhetoric
lo believe that
Rabin was a of Israel's right-
• mu rde re r· wing" The h
that them. (
or Israel's· n
lion cl~ [
ported~•
policle~. h
timewiUldtl
ra e.l can rtf ,.
and conlil;o personally re
sponsible for
every isolated attack perpe•
tratcd upon Israelis; simply be
cause he had made allies among
the •sons of Ishmael." project Litt.a
that Mr. Rabin tried lo e
with the resto( the Midct,
•Jf&Y las
Ultimately, Amir and all of
these lunatics who support his
actions are haunted by a para-HuuwUiat,
OF.late
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\l}) A!ter the first Student Advocacy forum, it became appa! ~
that student's concerns lay with Firumcial Aid and Cashier c
fices. With this ln mind, Erin and Pia's next step was to go •
head coordlnator of the offices of F"mandal Aid, Cashier, and1 t
islrar, and, as representatives or !he $t,udcnts, address tht s
cerns and suggestions discussed at the forum. On Mond•). r
mel with Mervyn Brockell, and discussed the following~ C
(I) Issue UI<' 1.,ni; Un.,. for ••gnlng to.,ns •I lhc! beglnning al lh< y .. ,
l'>roposat,
(•) IOMW 111'! loan•lgnlng,1•n urlier,belo ... da$$<oo~
(b) to b.w• th• Offit1't opm during NSO lor now ,tudonl$ •nd RA._._
[c) 11> h•v. longer hom._
(2) Lssue: To. nocwv1llahlllty or work >1udy jobs.
Propc,5'11:
(•)mot\' jc>b,, \ VI Mt: Propo-...1b ,ind 4.·,ln
rq;,uding, Ca5hwr
Fini111ci,tl Aid Offio.·,
\-Vh"-·n: Tue,d.,v. Nt)\' >
/'i·1(lp.m
\Vhl're: I >uli,,l·h Stu~l•
I Pllllgt·
(b) ani>1•ntt wllh finding job,,.
(3) lssue S,udents being m15lnlormi'd about lh<ir tum!nl botol\CI! or the J>'lyments to be mode.
P,copoo.il:
• rttespl given 10 Studen11 ev,ry llmt thry ""' quoted • number ryg•rdlng their cnllog, b1l1ncr.
(4,) l5Sue:: Help!!! r
l
Proposal: customer service representative/loan officer type, to help students with anyf
lions, problems, or concerns dboul their personal loans and college account.
Mervyn was very helpful and expressed interest in working directly with the stud111
order. to solve these problems. Mervyn will be al the up and coming Student Advocacy NI
and wiU respond to questions and suggestions ol the students. This guy is great come elf
your opinions.
Student Advocacy feels that we, the students, should have a say in the policies that ultlmli
shape our experiences on this campus. Come and voice your opinions.
In addition to the meeting with Mervyn, Pia and Erin met with President Michael Mo,,
President Mooney supported the ideas of Student Advocacy and also expressed interest ln dii
sions. to hear about the students experiences on campus. The meetings this past week have pr
that Student Advocates are on this campus, we just need to do our part as students to go and
with them.
In order for Student Advocacy lo be a success, we must speak out and engage ln convetsl
of positive change. If you don't voice your opinion, who will?
e-mail a1lvocacy@lclark.e1lu'; hox 130 ext. 8683 0
eact1on to en1a
of vvhite racism
8 BY BINJAMIH E. MoUJSOH
n the afternoon of Monday,
October 30 l was flipping
through Monday's edition or
tilt \Vii/I Stmit foun111/ when I stumbled
an opinion article titled, "The
JDots of Black Poverty". As I read the
W! and centered caption which read,
1n.ill 500elies and in aU races monogn
aous marriage is based on patriarchal
ie:, roles, with men the dominant pro
ndtr. Welfare state feminism destroyed
Md families by rav• advantage. For Instance, Mr. Gilder
states that on average blaek women
outeam comparable white women, the
average black full-time worker outeams
the average white by 1%, and when fac•
toring In earnings or married men, black
men have a "dramatic edge in earnings
over white men.•
Mr. Gilder concludes that rather
than admitting this reality or racial har
mony, he insists that, "the intelligentsia,
black and white, would rather pursue
fantasies of racial hatred.
lging the male role of
• r.•t thoughtto
ys,lf that this
Id be ru, interest•
, 11gal1lcle and contin-
to read.
After reading the "The author ...
states that
white racism
does not exiRt,
and that the Given the white media's
confumation of blackout•
rage over the Rodney
King beating, Mr. Gilder
views this as a problem or
•white.~ finding it easier
to go along {with charges
of bigotry) than to tcll the
truth." m uticle seveml times l
dtoded not only was
lh~ in interesting ar
bdt•, II was also in• chief cauRe for
black poverty
iR 'welfare Rtate t lammAtory, uu u dar
n 11~ ;nd dishearten•
Tht author, Mr.
":St Glider, a se•
fellow at Seattle's
.•covtry Institute, feminiRm', or
'thirty yearR of
affirmative
action What is perhaps the
most outrageous argu·
ment of this arbcle ts Mr.
Glider's assocmtion of
black poverty with so•
called Hwclfnre state femi.
nisnt''
In the socond hall of
the article Mr. Glider
shows his true colors: de-' .. programR ...
, IUJe, that while rac-
dues not exist and
ill! the ch,cf cause for black poverty is
"welfnrestate feminism" or "thlrtyyears
, alillinnative action programs that have
rlCially elevated black women Into
mi() power over black men.•
Mr. Gilder's evidence for the ab•
or white racism (which he believes
not existed since the late 1970s ac
, g to his 1979 book, V,sib/e Man; A
Ttw SJvry of Post Racist AnU'rica) Is de•
med from the fact that H American
•fores celebrate blaclcs at every oppor•
IWllly" "The truest test" according to
Mr Gilder, has been the voluntary
cJ.iicfi made by Am.encans in the mar•
o lttpl.xt. wh<!re Americans, uhave made
tit NBA, 80% black, the most popu Jar
sports leagu~. Whitney Houston the
IIOII popular and richest singer, Bill
Cosby lhe most popular and dchest co
and Oprah Winfrey the m0$t
rous entertainer,•
Furthennore, Mr, G.ilder points out
«onomicallyblacks are not ala dis--nouncing affirmative ac•
tion, mocking women's progress
through societal bnttiers, insulting Afri•
can American mothers, and hailing pa·
triarchal U\Stitutions.
Mr. Gilder believes that the "chief
cause of black poverty is welfare state
feminism," Ina.nutshell, this means that
for the past30 years the government has
been an artlfldal provider forblackfami•
lies thereby eliminating the need for
black males and elevating black women
into economic power over black men.
Perhaps the most despicable result of all
these benefits has been the fact that the
"regime• of "welfare state feminism•
has, "even ,nvaded such male bastions
as the cockpits of fighter planes, police
squad cars, fire stations, construction
sites and university athletic teams.»
Next comes Mr. Gilder's hailing of
palriarchal institutions. He first dispels
any myth that might allude to the ben·
eflts from matriarchal institutions. Upon
examination, according to Mr. Gilder,
live hiJl-hOJl jazz from
Sa11 }""ra11cisco
T
rou.n F ellinis
AJ)J)eari11g Live at the
Plattf or1n 8J)m
Satttrday, November 18 VALL ST.
PATRIAfl-CHY
"you will find inner cities implacably
ruled by gangs of young men, with the
"l!llntnnrchs" cowcrmg in their lriple
bolltld aparbnents ,n fear of them.•
Oearly, MT. Gilder believes ,t is not
for hum.'\!\ civilization 10 depend on ma•
ldarchal.,.
institu· permanently implnnted in my head, Dr.
West's words of wisdom about "remain•
Ing hopeful but nol optimi~tic.H I feel that
the only reason this article was pub
lished, and will receive any attention Is
due to the latest trend by 1ntcllectuals of
a particular
poUt,cal caJJ•
lions, but
that "all
cultures
ramllyval·
ues de
pend on
(palriar•
chal) reli•
g,ious sup
ports and
m a I e "Clearly, l\lr. Gilder l>elieveR it
is not for human civilation to
<le1)end on matriarchal
institutionR, but that 'all
cultureR' family valueR <lepend ing to dismiss
while racism
as a thing of
the past and
blame the vic
tims of. whnt
Dr. West
called, "the
l •~ I U on... ma e prov1uerR ... legacy of
providers ... men either dominant as pro
viders or as predators. "There is hardly
a:ny other option.~, so s.,ys Mr. Gilder.
In summntio11, Mr, Gilder warns us
of our disastrous efforts to "inculcate
ethical bclmvior and sustain marriage
without religious falth." In addition, Mr;
Gilder worries about those of us Hwho
imagine that (we) can sustain a clvlliza•
lion based on secular liberation from
monogamous sex roles."
My purpose m presenting this ar•
tlcle to the LC community is twofold,
This article appeared shortly after l
heard Dr. Come! West speak here on
campus. This article and its author have white su•
premacy• for
their current predicament. Given the
United States present swing of the po
Utical pendulum, I, regretfully, have to
believe that this trend will only increase
in numbers and strength, hence the sec•
ond reason for writing this article.
Secondly, I intend lo write a re
sponse ror the Wall Strrtt fo11rnal. I would
very much appreciate any suggestions
or arguments that might spur other
thoughts. My e-mail address is
Morrison@lc.edu. I would also encour
age you to relrieve a copy of this article
(October 30, 1995} and write your own
response.
Let's heed Or. West's wise words.
Go DOWN IN HISTORY!
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BY DECEMBER I 5TH
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Muddy ending for 5-4 Pioneers
IY MAIT OAllY Ohe Le,-ns & Clark
fool.brul team, lookmg
lo finish th., season on
a winning nolc-, came
upa bit short, droppUlg a 2,8-12
loss to the Willamette Univer
sity Bearcats thui p.u.t Salurday
al Griswold S1ad1um. LC
posled 11 5-4 overall record for
lheseilSOn,
Willamette was 11 tough foe
lo conlcnd wilh, as the Pios
found themselves down IS-0 lo
the Bearcnts mid-way through
the second quarler. The Pio
ncerssiruckback witha 12-yrutl
touchdown pass from Tom
Blanchard lo Nick Holloway.
The pass completed a 9-play, 72•
yard drive for L&C. The 2-point
try failed, and Lewis & Clark
found themselves down 15-6 al
the intermission.
In the thlrd quru-ler, follow
ing a Blanchard inler<'eplion,
Willamette rushed for another
score, boasting its lead to 21-6
over the Pioneers. LC retalialed
by going lo its air allack via
Jamie Diamond. It would be
safe to call lhc drive the
NBlanchard-Oiamond show.~
because that's exactly what it
was. The tough tandem ron•
necled on three consecutive
passing plays for 56 yards, in
cludtng a24-ynrd TO p.iss in lhe
comer of the end zone. Once
again, the 2-point conversion
failed, leaving the score 21-12 Chris On
catches a
pass
during oo
1nten$8
Tuesday
p,ocliCa
with 1"1t
Pioneers
'Cats.
The Bearcats put the run•
ning game lo work on their en•
suing possession, bashing
heads for 46 yards on the
ground In 10 plays on lhc
g-round. Most imporlanlly,
Willamelteate neatly eight min•
utes off of the game clock. The
Pios received the ball back, but
were unable to capitalize before
turning th<? ball over on downs.
This sci up WU's final score and
preS<?rVed a 28-12 Bearcat vic
tory.
Willamette chalked up 315
yards on the ground and held
L&C to a meager 21 yards rush
ing. The Pios, though, would have made Jordan proud with
the numbcrs It posted in the
air. Quarterback Blanchnrd
completed 21-44 for242 yards
and 2 TDs, although he also
had three interceptions al the
hands of the 1ough Bearcat
defense. Blanchard's chief
accomplice was Diamond,
who had a career-high 12 re
ccptic>ns for 182 yards and a
TD. The performance was
good enough 10 place Dia
mond in the top 10 on the
L&C single game list for re
cep lions and yards. Jim
Roofener lead the Crazed•
Dog 0., nailing 15 tackles, 2
{or losses. Roof had a big play _..,.Coo.I'!
on Siar WU taUback Danny
Osborne, stopping him short on
a fourth and goal at the I-yard
line.
Other notables i.ncluded the
lasl career Lewis & Clark games
for seniors Holloway and Derek
Tom. Holloway, a four-year
starter, will always be remem
bered for his versatility (he
started al three different posi
tions over his career) and hard
work. Tom, the l.ough as nails
comerback, combined his excel
lent speed and instincts to flus
ter unsuspecting wide outs. Both
will be gone bul not forgotlen.
Poekoelan: self-defense to
the beat of a different drum
aYJOft MIJCH
0 he.sound of a dis
tant drum beal
igniles a curiosity in
all of us. Imagine
hearing a single drum beat In
the distance combined with the
sounds of wild jungle animals.
The laughing cry of a monkey,
the hiss of a snake, the roar or a
hger, and the flopping wing,, of
one hundred cranes laking
flight. It's hard for anyone 10
~isl wanting to seek out this
single drum which Slands Olli
against all of these other un
tamed noises.
Al Lewis and Clark Col
lege, whai people discover
when they finally reach 1he
drum that's emitting this single
beat ls one or LC's mosl inter
esling elecUves, Poekoelan
Tjmmd1e Tulen. From lhe
jungles of Indonesia to the mat
room in Pamplin Sports Center,
the sound of Poekoelan is the
same. I have lrained this beau•
liful martial art for almost thr.ee
years now and know the sound
well.
Poekoelan ls a very real and
very rare martial art from lndo-nesia. Portland is one of lhe few
places in lhe world Ll)al
Poekoelan can be trained. I feel
very luc.ky 10 have discovered
lhis incredible art and I give
Lewis and ClnT'k a lot or credit
for inlroducing me to ii. I value
Poekoelan as an integral part of movements so fluid and
graceful th.al onlookers some
times fail lo take notice of the
numerous strikes being ex•
ecuted. My teacher once said,
"Poekoelan is like a rose. It is
" beautiful Uung lo look al,
but you can't grab U by the
"Poekoelan is like a rose.
It is a beautiful thjng to
look at, but you can't grab
it by the stem without
getting cut by its sharp
thorns."
my education al LC.
Many spectalors of this art
are £irst enticed by the drum
beat, but when they reach the
training hall from which that
sound is roming, they are much
more entranced by the dexter•
ous human movements. To the
beat of the drum, Poekoelan
practitioners often appear more
like dancers than lighters with stem willhoul
gelling cut by !Is sharp
t.homs.H
The beginning Poekoelan
class LC offers every semes
ter ls for male and female slu·
dents of all fitness levels. The
class focuses on realistic self
defense against common
street attacks. Students can
expect to achieve improved strength, agility, fleX1bility and
endurance. You can al.so expect
to develop practical physical and
verbal self-defense skills. Each
cbss lasts approximately an hour
and a half and always proves 1.0
be a truly gral!fying work-out.
Remember during pre--regis•
tration that the day class is set up
mainly for beginners while the
night class IS for returning stu
denls with rank. However, if you
are a beginner and the day class
ls at an inconven1enl time, it's
okay to sign up for the night class.
The Poekoelan class offered
al Lewls a.nd Clark ls made pe)!;•
sible by B,mtoe Janesa Kruse, a
fourth degree black belt in
Poekoelan. Kruse Is the owner
and director of One WiU1 Heart,
Physical Fitness With A Purp~,
localed at 43rd and Hawthorne m
Southeast Portland.
H you are intcresled in learn•
ing more about the art of
Poekoelan, but th.e classes at LC
are al an inconvenient lime, you
may call One With H~MI at 231·
1999 for more Information.
Golo11g Rojongl Top Ten New Mo1j011
at Lewis & Clark.
10. Arachnid gende
studies m middl~aslm
Europe and their effect,
on bi-cultural plant l[(e ~
Asian watersheds.
9. Bovine psychologi
and the ramifications or
animal husbandry as it re
lates to 'cow-pie-gather,
ing.'
8. Hair cultivatitlll
and Bodily Hair resto11·
tion: (double major), in
cluding both length and
growth duration studies.
7. Yard-sale shoppin1
and Vahte Village expor
tation: (Self-paced majarj.
emphasis on wardrobt
manipulation and the tll'
depth history of used
clothing.
6. Gra-nology: (Life
long major), basis for
study deals with bark cul
tivation as it relates to~
man feeding process' anJ
tl'le ramification of balh
ing procedures of tm
Northwestern Granol1
(Hippie-rec tu stree•
hugumundus).
5. Ultimate Hackey
Sack: (Physical EducatlOI
major), requirements Ill·
elude playing ultimah
hackey sack and teachini
young aspiring ultimar
hackey sackers in Pon
land middle schools.
4. Bong-tology: Th
making, producing an!
usage of water-pipes anc
the study of manufoctun
as it relates to corpora~
American-business prore
dure..
3. Campus Safety
Deviant behavior: (PP
minor), involving runni11,
from campus safety ir
nighttime studies, rangif1'
from dorm room parties t
acts of defacing pub!~
property.
2. Keg-tap-synthesu
The In-depth study of th:
keg as it relates to beer,il
cohol poisoning, the 'bell
gut,' ancjl 'beer-goggles'•
North American gend&
relations.
l. All Os: This m.:
allows the student to gar
e cumulated GPA or ~
which allows for only V
grades. The field of stucb
is up to the student ane
there is no senior thesis fu.
this major. 1
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COLLEGE 0 0 MasterVa\ues· l'aught in a llind Novem FRidav
Moral Crux infuses their political agenda imo
their melodic punk for che liberally arr.sy mind to
digest. Also along for the ride will be The
Rcadymcn and Tilc Strap-Ons. ? pm 3t Sra.mm,
free.
Tltroo for lhc price of one
One dollar, one srage, Lhrcc Greek plays, written
by one very Greek guy. The Lewis & Clark
TI,carrc's rendition of Acschylw' Oresteia,
frc;iky masks and all. reaches its final week,
Friday and Saturday. 8 pm at the Fir Aac,, Main
Sragc.
SatURdav
Saturda) ~ighl ~to,i"
An Angel At My Table scrvcso.nhh
week'• free movie ar the Council Chambers. 7:30
and 10 pm. plus LCrY on rhe side.
Doing tho Doop Thing
The Pioneer women's
basketball team makes
their l ??5-96 SCllS0n
omccourt debut at
amplin against
Concordia, 7 pm. Free ro
the LC community.
Meet You at the Str&1m
Americorps, P.S. U., the University of Portland,
members of the Clackamas cop,munity, as well as
a contingent from our very own Lc:wis & Cl:uk
College will be meeting up a, Philips Creek 10
dean up several tons of garbage from its shores. If
you wish ro participate, show up at rhe lnforma
rion Desk at 8 am.
Weatherize!
Keep other people from getting under the
wcachcr. Join a Community Energy Project
Wca,herixing Workday by signing up at Volun
«:cr Service (x7 l 14). 9 am at the lnfo Desk.
Dow Many 230-lb. Linebackers Can You Fil On
Ono Table~
Cheer your favorite ,c:.-ms on • the 1ablecop
Football Tournament in Stamm Wes,. Door
Prfacs awarded. Pree. 2 pm. er 23, 1995 SuNdav
O i The i\rt of Reopening
, ..... ~-\' o'The Portland
Art Museum
""'\Nic'."lill~ r(Y (1219 s. W. Park)
~ reopens its doors tod3)'
wid, • bang after sil<
months of refurbishing. Noc
only can you check ou1 the newly renova1cd
galleries, but seven brand-spankin' new exhibi
tions, which include: l n P,muir of rhr Tigrr (:i
Korean arr collection), and Ga11g11i11 and t/,e
School of Pont-Aw,i. Also performing will be ,he
string virruoso, M.A.C. Trio, the Cultural Recre
ation Ju2 Band, the Randy Burlingame & Bren
Malmquist J:tn Duo, rhc Rc31ly Big Dance
Company. and the: Fallen Angel Choir. General
adminion for non-mcmbcu is S5 for adult,,
$3,50 for scmors :md S2.50 for srudcnu with
valid l.D. lix for rhe G~ugin co.i art c:xrrJ S2.50.
Doors open at IO am,
h\eniog Sllrvil'e, freshly Served
Mark Dundey do,e,; you one: line cvcnmg wv,ce
•r the Chnpcl ar 6 pm.
Wallow in Your Selr-Pily
Mnrk Kowlek, lead singer of the incimatc:ly
confessional San Francisco-based Red House
Painters, invircs you to a quiet evening with
him and Mike Johnson oflocal band American
Girls. lix arc $6.50 advance (available ar
FASTIXX ouders. 224-TIXX) nnd $8 ac the door
ofThc Garden (50G W. Burnside). 8 pm.
Rollin' Down lhe River
T.he Great American Sternwbeeler
Race berwc:cn Oregon's very own "Sccmwhcclcr
Columbia Gorg<e" and the "Steamer Pordand"
kic.ks off ac 2 pm roday ac the Sr. John's railroad
bridge and will COn?ude between the Fremont
and Srecl Bridges. Scars available on board the
"Columbia Gorge" for guests to ride. If you don't
ger those scars, hop onto Swan Island (beginning)
or co Warerfront Park (finish).
MONdav
Ying and \'oong
The Ying Quanet, composed of the twenty•
something Ying siblin&,'limorhy, Janer, Philip,
and David, hit the Lincoln Performance Hall of
P.S.U. (S.\V. Broadway and Marker) at 8 pm
tonight and tomorrow. Winners of the highly
compe1irive ClcvclJnd Quartet Comperi,ion, rhi~
highly rc:garded young cmcmblc will ,how you
how funuly chemistry can cake the musical level
of the eruemble unit to rhc ncxr level. Tax arc $18 regular and $9.50 for srudcncs ($1 student
rush tickets available ten minutes before the
conccrr on Monday night) and available at
G.I.Joc lickecmasrcr oudccs or ar the P.S.U. &.
office.
Tuesdav
Uheck Out the llialt
John Hintt, a singer-songwriter of rhe folk-blun
tradition, docs the Roseland Thcarer (8 N. W.
G,h) thing a1 8 pm 1onigh1 for a 2 1-aod-ovc.r
crowd. $17.50 advance rickets available :u all
FASTIXX ourlc1s and al.so for $20 a1 the door,
Coming along for the ride wlll be Boneporty.
rivil ,1attcrs
Charles Hinkle of the Amc.rican Civil Libcrrio
Union, and Scott Lively of the U.S. Citizens
Alliance go head-to-head a, the LC Law School
Lounge. 12: l 5 pm.
lien in Blar,k
The LC men's basketball ceam strucs their stuff
in front of the home crowd ar Pamplin when
they rake on Wc.ftcm Oregon ac 7:30 pm. Free u
1he LC comm11111ty,
Firlion Dil'lion
Jennifer Cornell of Oregon Srate Universiry rad,
for you from her work, Dtpam,rn, ar Tamar.idt
Lounge Ar 4 pm ,oday.
~ervous Spraker
Janis Lochner,
Pamplin Professor of
Science will give the
inaugural lecture
entitled "Neuronal
Pachfinding: A Molecu•
lar Assault on Protein Barriers" for all ro hear a1
th<e Council Chambers. Her research could pl'Ol't
useful in che regencratlon of nerves in those who
have suffered severe nerve damage. Get on the
science ball and be there at 7:30 pm. Free.
WedNesdav
Oui, Ooi.
The Rusry Nail can be your Frc:nch arr-house
movie cheater If you have a great imagination ai•
check out a French Film they' re showing at 7 pn:
Th.JRsdav
Hunch o' Brilislt ,\uls
Skunk Anansic, living up to rl,cir mischievous
cigh1-lcggcd n:1Jncsakc in J:una1can folklore,
channels rhcir rntcmc live $how into one liccle
Ga«lcn (506 W. Burnside) romght at 8 pm.
llckeu for rhi, punk/fonk/rocl.Jrc:ggae mishmati
or soc1othcopoli11e11I issues go for sale for S4
advance Cat FAST!XX outlets) anti for SG at the
doo,.