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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 58, Number 4

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1993-10-01

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iS and time era
The fourth wt.>ekof fall tcnn is over and
tudcntsstill cannot find ft"tferal work
y jobs.
TI\crc arc jobs to be done but not enough
...... v to pay for them, s.1ld Ann Coker,
"""'''"of studcnl financial scryices. Due
s lnck of money Hlhere is a shortage of
study jobs on campus," she said.
ve called every department asking if
have openings."
The problem, according to Vice Presi­
for Academic Afta.irs Evan Williams,
cut of federal work study money for
v,.,,r.. This cut was matched by an
s & Oark cutback tn an attempt to
rosts, tuition and fees down. In years
t the federal gov~mmen t allocated a
in amount to LC and LC matched that
ouJiu, "In th~ past we've been able to do
. Thisycarwehad toreducethatamount
nn••nv," Willi.1ms said.
Fi.rst·V(Jr studl.!nt Hr.ather Coppock
t objP.ct to cutting costs, but she's
•ror:m_>d ~bou t those who already have
lrk~~tu(1v money allocated to them. Alter
:"C weeks of frustrated searching, she
found a job.
"I started looking for work study as
as I left the information session (on
study)," she said. She went to the job
next to the bookstore and wrote down
phone numbers and names. She then
ed each one. "Many made it seem like
had a good shot, then never called
" she said. ''Then I would call back
and they had hirt.ad someone else.N
1 Rebecca Cady, a rounsclor in student
ial services, said there nen~r was an
~na1anc:c of jobs posted to begin with
ausc "most posting would apply to freshman ," srnce upper-class students ure
oitcn r(.'hin."<f yciJr aft~r year. Most jobs
posted on the board arc child-cnrc posi­
tions not work study. This late in the tcnn
there is almost nothing lor work-study spe-­
cific money.
Cady addl'<i thul student financial S<!r­
viccs has worked hard to locate jobs. Both
the athletic department and Dr. Stephen
Beckham from the historydcp.11 tmenthave
requested to open new positions . Because
of the tight budget and the manner in which
money was allocated to departments thi:>
yc.u, it isn't possible for all requests to be
granted.
While student financial services does
try to help those students who can't find a
job, Cady ~tresses that the office is not a
placement service. The Student Employ­
ment Handbook for 1993·94 states, -rhe
Federal Work Study award giv~ the stu­
dent earning power but does not place the
student in a job/' The job-searching pro­
cess and work study positions should ~
enriching lt'aming c"pcricnc-cs thD.t tc.1ch
students valu3ble skills, according to Cady.
"'l(s better to give JX'Oplc the opportunity
to compete as in tht! real world," she said.
Coppock disagrt'CS. "I spent more
time looking than I would have work­
ing,'" she said. She added that she at­
tended five pri\~atc high schools and
grammar school before roming to LC and
that the work study programs at these
institutions were much more organized
and fair. Students \"..'Crc placed into jobs as
soon as they started school. Coppock said
the job~ were often Clfeteria positions,
but the stress of lklving to find a job and
go to school at the same time was elimi­
nated.
Transicr-studcnt R•mdyScnkcl agreed. \ ' !
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"'I hDven't received any help ... he said.
""'fhere•smoncy that I nC\."d that's supposed
to be there and I can't get it ... Scnkcllookcd
for jobs on the job board in Templeton and
visited department heads. He was sur­
prised that he could not find a job m a
school this siw, the consensus being .. that
there wasn't much of a chance this lotc in
the teun!" carce
oot>
I •
Both Senkel and Coppock questioned
the kind of help they I"C\.~t\'Cd when lhcy
went to student financtal _ rvtccs and ad-
• VI SOl'S.
.. AJJ you can do (in the office) is sgn
your name and number, .. satd Coppod:,
referring to a sign-up Sheet for those who
can't find a work study pb.
Continued on page 4
I C Streamlines Financial Aid Filing Procedures
M.LEE
:...,_---¥11 1 Procedures (or filing for financial aid
I change at Lewis & Oark for the 1994-
year. E r "We will be streamlining the whole
)CC'5.s." said Ann Coker, director of stu­
financial SCT'VlC'e's. "We've already
lour or five forms."
Free application forms, electronic data
mn2e. and electronic funds transfers
be used to improve theefficicncyof the
PI'OC\..~.
LC will no longer use College Scholar­
p Service for processing financial aid
(F AF' s). Instead, a new LC form, the
-New residmcy requirements to
begin next year. pg. 4 Institutional Data Fonn (I OF) will be used.
LC designed the IDF. Students will file
this form in addition to the Free Appliro-
Financial
axi
You
tion For Financial Aid. Both fonns arc free
of charge.
One reason LC quit using the CSS
FORUM
-Somalia: Shoultl we pull the
troops out? pg. 8 forms wa~ because they take an average
ot six weeks for processing and co~t ap­
proximately $14.75 per report.
The IDF will spt'\.~ up the iinanciaJ
aid process even more for students with
loans. Lender selt.-cbon information will
be incorporated into the IOF. This wiiJ
nllow students to choose which b.lnk
they would like to borrow from and get
their loan application sooner.
The IDF will only contain informa­
tion th.1t is not already on the federal
fonn.
The results of the fooeral form will be
sent to LC ek>ctronically. This will speed
SPORTS
-Volleyball wins first match of
StilSon. pg 10. up lhl! process more and allow LC to n.'­
vi~w students' files sooner.
It is important that students file both
lonns.
Onre forms are filed. lC will track all
the information and should be able to tell
studcnts, .. ·hat other mformation they need
to tum in.
The lOPs arc a\"3ilablc through the
student financialsen.iresofficeand will be
in students' boxes before the holidaybre4lk.
Febn~ary 15th ,,;n continu~ to be the
pnority filing deadline. Student financtal
services asks that students file on time.
u~ing rt"\l~nab le estimates of income af
n~ry .
A peer advisor program will also be
implemented bystuJent financial s-.--rvices.
Students walt be available to offer financial
aid assistanre and information to students.
The oft1ce will also send out a newsletter
with mfotm.ltion on financial aad prore­
durcs.
•we hope that the student peer ad .. i­
sor program and the newsletter wdl help
get infonNltion out about whllt students
need to do, .. Coker said. • • .._ ,...I·TORIA
Pioneer Log Excluded -
Summit Meetmg Held Behmd Closed Doors
Our h.lncts ar~.; til'\.'!.
The Piotlto Log no longer hn all the m(ormation n~·
sary to report the dL'Cl"tOns made by the governing bodi~ 01
thascampu"-
On Woonesda •, the Pwneer l..llg was dcnwd acccs to n
pl"'X'\.">dcnt setting mectmg beh,'l''<'n studC'nt <'Ouncil and the
cnttrc admtm ~lmtion.
At no other timcdunngMooncy's ll•nurea' President of
this college ha~ 3 mcctmg occurrl'd mvolvmg both student
counol and thl' admamstrath·e hl!ad-.. Thcrcfate, this 1 not
onl) a ncwsworth 'event but also one that ronrerns all Lcw1
& Onrk s1udcnts.
Tht: Pionter Log, bemg the ingte source ot campus news
for students, hould hnvc been allowed to cover the mt-eting.
AttendanC'C at the meeting was forbidden for one sp.."Cific
reason It was thi? opm•on of some mcm~rs of the ndminis­
trabon and tudent counol thnt the dinlogt•e would not ~
open and honest afthemedia waspf'CS{'nt . It became apparent
atterdascusston with both parties that theronvcrsallon would
be constramed if Log members were in attendance.
~es~dent Mooncv s<ud he bclien>d the meeting was nn
"'mformal supper'" that did not warrant media roveragc.
Student council, on the other hnnd, lnbl'led thcronfercnc~
as a .. sumnut m..~:mg .. 'Wlthsomedcgrccofimportanre. Yet
both Stdesfelt 1t necessary toexcludcthi?press . That ra1scs the
qucshon u the ~ting was so intonnal and the di uss1on so
In what ts the big deal? Or, tf the topu~ot conversatiOn wac;
so 1mportant that it warrantt'd the attendance of all the top
adm•mstrat ors, ,-.hv \'l.'ilS the mt.>dla barred? .,
While Fawn Bernhardt , President of student council, ap-
peared postti\'e about Log coverage, spcofic member~ ot the
counol seemed hesitant about h.wing open coverage of per­
sonal rommuruc-ution problems.
Therefore,1t tS not only the admirustration, but ~cnts
of student counol, that are suppressing informatiOn.
This year's Pionm Log has proven itself to be a rcspon­
stble medium of objective news. We have a right and a
responsibiht · to obtain acrorate tnformauon nec~ry to
accomplish our job.
W1thout an accur,ltC' report of the news, events are left
open to speculation, and the rumor mill will conbnue.
ln dcnymg tht LDg access to lhb meet mg. the administra­
tion <~nd some mem~rs of student council have kept us from
our journalistic responsibility . Our hands remain tied.
tfie Pioneer Log
Editor-in-Chief
AdJAssistant EditOT
News Editors
Features Editor
Forum Editor
Sports Editors
Graphic Design
Pub. Occ. Editor
Copy Editors
Busin~ss Manager April ~1.lee
Corinna Ann Buchholz
Sara Heuberger
Jen Scranton
MaHShennan
Da..n.ie 1 Orazan
Eric J. Schindl~r
Greg l<na~l
Phil Duong
Ryan Lee
Ah&ha Miranda
leah Berman
Steve Zwerin
V.'rite.rs and Photographers: Stad Panuke, Jeff,
Hensley, Bjorn Hiruechs, Rich l'izor, Tina Morrison,
Beth Powers, Ivan Drucker, Cavin Emmons, Joshua
Burke, Tim Orr, Kristina P~bworUt, FrankRi:uo, and
Jato johnson.
Letter Policy
Letter.t to thr editor are alow ays welClome.
Submlt them to Box 121 wltb your name, box
number, and phone number The Pioneer Log
\ iU not a«ept an_.) unsigned letter!. Please limit
lett.en lo 250 words. Letten .must be turned in
by Monday to be printed in Frlday .. s Issue of the
Log. Guest editorials .ue welcome on occasion.
Talk to tht Forum rditor or the editor in chief
regarding th~. Vl~ws upresstd In letteu to
the editor or opinion tolU.D\115 may not reflect
tht virw• ill\d opihfons of the Pionee.r Log. \ he f
AHSHA Mil
ASLC bd
nnUy got to m
hind the cur
alacc Wcdnd
formnl d
)ccting was 1.1'
1 Tuesday nigl
m~.-cttng
The Lolli~
m huddli
tegiu.>d the
ppcr bctwc
IY\tn ASLCand
~:"'"" all those
.,.; n\ll JXlrld ng
The game
to take it cas
• • '"'"'"''tntCJhOrl
be at the ro<
ween the
ucky schoo
lowed toattc~
invitation or
Glenda tt
idmcl Ford)!
11ur ,. .... wn ab(
,-------------------------------------; •stJc outlined ~
Mtkc whid
Letters to the Editor ·ho1 dmncr tl
In other n
.vdia announct
a tt
Bl wtll be gone next year, but
there wtll be another required
first-year course m its place. The
exact content of the new coursets
unknown, although an article in
july s Lewis and Clark Chronicle is
pretty revealing . I personally
beheve that positive changes
could have been made while
keeping the intcrdisctphnary tde­
als of 81 (even under the :;cmes­
ter system) Starting over with a
new course ts, hke the semL>ster
!>ystem in gener.ll, a step m the
wrong direction for Lewis &: that the new course will continr:&wr Saturday fa
To the Edttor, the tradihon of t.>xploration welcome.
mqu1ry which • ._ a part of LC Shelby, al~
Rich Pizol"-. UJ'oint/Countcr­
point'' ptl'Ce in lnst weelc:'s Log
!>pL"'Clfically addr1.'SSed the B.l!:>'lC
Inquiry rourse, but many of the
cnticisms cxp~Sl~ are charac
teristics of the LC.. curriculm as a
whole, and will not begomgaway
next yedr when Bits eliminated .
Scheduling and registration prob­
lems, for example remain with
many students throughout the1r
ycarshere . Thechangetoscmes­
t~.?rs , which is hasty, ill-planned,
and an example of admimstra ­
tive rC'Cklcssnt'SS , will retain and
may even exacerbate these prob­
lems also ~inccrcly hope that scheck Curriculum
ing and regtstration problcl" s m on the nc
I I Clark. 81 has the benefit of vears -of trial·and-e ror tcstmg; the first
few yea~ ol the n~o?\ ... course may
be exa~pcrating in their disorga­
OJUJ tlon. All else aside, I do hope will be for~secn,and action ta
within then ~?XI two tc~ to mi
m•ze these.
Sincerely.
Wes Stone
All letter must be
addressed to the Edl
at Box 121
Just a frnction of what l\e spend on can help society m shape ..
h\ w easy to help )out 11, e hours 01 \Ohmh.'Cr time
onununu . "hen }Ou thmk per \\CXk the Mandard ot
tlboUI 1t g1\ing m \mcnca
hllum ot people h £\I! G• n__ C.~t tnh>h ed \'lith the
helped mu~c 11\Cf I"CC'Ill Jl'e.I'I~. cat~)Qucareabout
of thc.tr moomes nnd ''hat roll' t«J. u tnMuruhk and give t 1\C. CRE
LIKE
Every
colltstl
• tlmc.
• unmtt
• mg a~
record
story ~
every
''Max
Chnst
bnng~
PO\\ er
jesus ..
.. c
"l wa
'Mark'
pleasu
sed
plt ll
and
beltef
beli~f .'
-Dav1d :>!oration
part of LC
thatschcd~<
on problen
;1 action takl.
terms to m1r:
ilUSt be r
the Edit
121 ews ...
ifhe Munchkins Meet the Wizard Sponsored b·y
Student Activities 8y AI-ISHA MIRANDA
----~ ASLC. board members
:. nally got to meet with the man
·hind the cur1,1in at the Koin
o1l.t<:e Wt>dncsday night. The
1 formal dinnl'r /Summit
was th~: topiC' for most
csdJy nights weekly ASLC
UQaJ m~..>cting.
The Lollipop Guild d1d the
huddle action and
tegiZl.'<.f the plan for the first
ppcr between the big wigs
rnrn ASLC .lnd the btg big wig$
rc.10 oil those V .P.'5 with the
mo p.1r~ing pluces.)
The game plan seemed to
to take it easy and str(.';'j.S the
""'""""' nication is!>ue that St.--ems
. be at the root of all evil fell
tween the supt.~r powers.
nlucky school ml'di,t was not
Uowcd toath.'ndbccauS(!il \\'as
n Invitation only affair.
Glendn the Good Witch
ichael Ford) cleared up some
ihf~Jmtnti'o· •-about the line item
outlined in Fawn's letter
Mike which spawned the
f.•n.olc dmner thing.
In other news of the night,
ia announced that ISALC is
oonsonng a trip to the beach
Saturday for $5 and anyone
welcome.
Shelby, also a member of
Curriculum Committee, tel
s in on the news thnt all Core classes must be t.aJ<cn for Crl'<.lil
m the future. This action will
mo:;t greMJ y .tffcctfntcrnntional
students.
Thol, back for his first
meeting this year, wtll be
starting up the Peer Review
Board soon.
Visiting the Board this week
was Ruth Turner who
introduced to the Council th~
Co-Curriculo.1r Rl'('()rd. This is a
new option avail.1blc to all
students through .111 general me
servers on campus.
Much like a tmnscript you
fiJI in all ofvouractivtticsou tsidc • oftheclassroom togJVcyoursclr
J overall view of what cool
things you' are doing an your
life. This will come in h 1ndy
when filling out applications for
scholarships or gr.td school and
is a great pn."CUrsor to resume
• • wntmg.
Also visitmg was Reid Kens.
He brought a complaint about
the rampant doggyness about
campus. This man was greatly
disturbed by the bn rking,
running around, crappmg and
copulating action by the m.1ny
dogs roaming on campus and
wanted somethmg done nbout
it.
It turns out that there arc
already rules outlined in the
student handbook about
unattended pets on campus and
CREATED A REVOLUTION
LIKE NO OTHER IN HISTORY
E veryrhing) esus satd and did put him on a
collasaon course \..\ tth the authortttes of has
time. He could have been tgnored but for one
unmitigating ctrcumsrance- he \.\as develop­
ing an alarmtngly large followtng. Mark
recorded these controverstal events and the
S'"Ory he tells has tnspired men and women in
• every generatton smce.
"Max McLean ts an extraordmarily gifted
Chnstaan arttst H ts presentation of' Jv1 ark·
bnngs the gospel to ltfe tn a unique and
powerful way. I telc Like I was there -wich
Jesus -in the greatest drama of all rime."
-Charles W. Colson, A uchor and ColummS(
"l was dragged ktcktng and screaming co
'~tark'-. Gospel'. I anticipated it with all the:
pleasure ot dental surgery. And \vhat did I
see? One of the mo~t talented and skilled
actor-I hav~ seen in a long time. '~brk' b a
piece of m;lferial rhar i~ plnv~rful , succinC'L
and movmg irrc..,pective of one' rdigiou !:'
belJd or "hether or not one hal> an\ rt:llgious
belt~? f."
-Dcwul Ball, Din~'tor o/ Dranut, Duke UniVt.'"WC)' Cumpus ~fcty Is supposed to
l>c calling Animal Control to
rid the campus or the fuzzy
iricnds.
The Board will ~ vtsiting
Campus Salcty Head, Bill
Curtin, and propose trot the rule
be •nforccd and that most of the
Council is in support of the issue.
So be aware! The doggy
snatchers will be coming soon.
the fuzz fuzz will ta~c your
tavorite fuzz. Ok.1y. I'll !>lOp
now.
The only thing else
discu~--d was the sad end oft he
ASLC suggestion boxes. Thev . ~
w11l now be removt.>d due to
lack ot mtcrcst by the student
body. Instead, those big pieces
or paper near the ASLC oUiccs
will rcmatn up for your
suggestion, rants, raves and
comments.
Fawn 'Bemhart proves to be
n tireless leader keeping those
sometimes unruly members m
line
l would also like to mention
that Michael Dexter is a stud
for being m the P1oJog comer
and getting us the computer
wc net.."d!
I cncourageanyone to come
and find out what ASLCisabout
because ns on observer puts at.
''It's better than chC.lp movie.
mght!" and Catnpus Life
A half-day leadership
conference designed
for LC students
Crmti~~ellttJI bretJk/tJGt 111/d
Bi§ll-llfJ Pe§lit8 tJt 8:3011111
tomorrow OJitBide of
STA
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Any questions call Tim at ext. 8360
or Rurti at ext. 7122
~1ondav Oct< bcr 11, -c 1 pm
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1HE PIONEER LoG • Q:;JOB.ER a 1993 • ~~ 3 News Briefs LC Experiences Job Shortag
program next year. Increasing
vf...'ibility o( JOb openmgs t~ a
pnonty granted will be used.
Partn~rship Brings Higher
Education to Youngsters
l..e\\is & <Jarl.. College and
P.1citk Uni\'Cl'Slty will help
mored1s.1dvanbged Portland­
area youths make <.-ollegc a
rc.1litv thank:; to a $20,000
foocr~l ACfiON grant The
mstituhoru. 3re p.trtnc~ en a
mentoring program that p;urs
college students w1th
promising middle--and h1gh­
~hool students.
The grant will allow LC
to work \\<ith 85 students per
year, up from30 last year, and
Pacific to worlc. w1th 60
students, up from 22last year.
lt has been estimated that at
least 175 student!. have been
helped through the program.
Ultimately. the two schools
hope to see students advance
from middle school to college.
Both institutions have
promised automatic admission
to students who stay with the
program and meet program
standards. ThecolJege mentors
invest a year in the program
and three to four hours per
week.
Law School Presents Foreign
Policy Discussion
Lea Bnlmayer, the
Ben)OlJTUn F Butler professor at
the New York Umversity
School of Law, wtll discuss
American foreign policy. She w11l prt.-sent5 th" 1993 Higgins
U.>cture on Wednesday, Nov.
3, at 7:30 p m in the student
lounge at the Northwestern
School ofl...awof Lewts& Oarl..
Collegc,l0015S .W.Terwtlligcr
Bl\'d
The le<:ture is free.
lewis & Clark to Host Linus
Pauling Symposium
Lewis & Oark Coll~will
host th1c; year·s Unus Pauling
Medal Award Sympostum,
·Molecular Oynam1cs,"
Sunday. Oct. 23, in Templeton
College Center
Richard Zare, profe-.sorof
Chemistry at Stanford
University and the reop1ent of
this year's prestigiou~ Linus
Pauling Medal, will speak at
theSaturdayaftemoonc;essi on
and evening banquet.
lnadd•hon, he will present
aStudentSenunar. Fnday, Oct
22, in Olin Physics-Chemi stry
Laboratory budding.
The free symposium
begins at 1:30 p.m. in the
Counol Chamber, Templeton
College Center.
Cost of the banquet is $25.
For banquet reservations ,
contact Bill Randall, professor
of Chemistry~ campus box 55.
Or call (503)768-7598.
Reservation deadline is
October 12. Continued from page 1 ----
Coppock talked with her
adv1sor, Michael Sexton "He
basically told me that l Wi\Sn t
gomg to get worlc. study th1s
term, that it wasn't guaranteed.''
Coppock satd that the
financial aid office offered to
increase her loan amount
when she complamed about
not finding a job. Coppock
believes that many fir.,t-ycar and
transfer !ttudents will be
prompted to leave LC because
they are not treated as "aluable
assets
Cady admttted that there
is room for 1mprovcment. She
said that student financial
services is lookmg for
alternatives to runmng the
-,.-However, there is some
confusion over the work study
program When asked about
what happen<> to student:-. who
have work study money and
can't find.1 JOb, Williamsrcphcd ,
'There are students like that? l(
there are people with a need,
they should get a jOb I( they' vc
been granted federal work~tudy
funds they should be able to
cam that money I'll have to
loolc. mto that''
A common practice at LC,
accordmg to Cady, IS to over­
award work study money This
practice rests on past years'
experience and the assumption
that not all work study money
--~,"" ....... ~U One alternative to
method, said Cady, is to
with students on a om~ rH
mdwidual basis as soon
school starts, only giving
worlc. study awards to t
students who show a o,.n,
mtcrcst and can find a JOb
Coker, in a sepa
mtcrvaew , satd, 'We also
considerllmihngstudcntsmo
job next year," in order
guarantee jobs for everyone
has work study money.
Coppock ended by
"It made my ftrst
completely miserable •
Both Coppock and Sen
said that thepresentsystem
frustrates those students
can't find JObs.
ns from the Ancient Forest
Earth Vvlsdom and Pohtical Activlsm
"A splend1d tour
through old-growth ecology combined with a
hard-hitting critique of the terrible damage being
done on our public lands.,
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NEWS BRIEF:
PUBUC RBl.A TIONS with the challenges of lc.1ding
this exciting program.'' have full leadership
responsibility and authority
for program innovation, to 1984 taught mathematics and
was assistant baseball coach at
Wilson High School, where he
also served as head coact\ of the
American Legion bascb.:JII team. Steve Wallo has been
promoted from Assistant
Director to Director of Physical
Education and AthletJcs at
lewis & Clark College,
announced Dcnnt~ Madson,
vice president of student affairs.
He wHI replace Arlcigh Dodson,
who is taking over the newly­
created position of
COilUl\iSsionerof the <Northwest
Conference of Independent
Colleges) NCIC Dodson will
rehre at the end of thts month
after 33 years With the college.
Wallo will direct a program
that emphas1zes student
participation at all levels
including intramural s, club
sports, activity courses and
varstty athletics, acrordmg to
Madson.
''lewis & Clark's strong
commitment to our total
phystcal education and athletics
program has become
increasingly evadent," Wallo
commented . "lam honored that
the college has entrusted me
Sept 22
A Campus Safety
patrol vehicle was me
victim of cnminaJ rmschief
while parked in front of the
Campus Safery office.
Two tires were deflated,
and the unknown subject
presumably remains at
large.
>em 2a
A domestic dtsturbance
between an LC srudent and II Wallo possesses a
strong background as a teacher, coach and
administrator of college athletics,
which combined with unusual drive
and vision, will allow
our program to continue its positive
momentum."
Dennis Madson. vice president of student affairs
"Wallo possesses a strong
background as a teacher, coach
and administrator of college
athlcbcs, wruch~mbined with
unusual dnve and vis1on, will
allow our program to contmue
its postttve momentum.' '
Madson said.
This past year, lC won a
conference championshap in
women's basketball Several
other sports advanced to post­
season play.
"As director, Wallo will organization and priorities,"
Madson commented. "We
expect stTong and creative
results."
Wallo came to the college
in 1989 as sports tnfonnation
director and assistant b.lseball
coach. Previously, he taught
mathematics and was the
assistant football coach at
Jesuit High School from 1984
to 1989. He was head base­
ball roach at Marshall High
School in 1984 and from 1982
Updtrle for Septembn 30-0ctober 6 by llmry Kofran
an off campus subject was
overheard by an anonymous
third pany and reported to
Campus Safety.
The nature of the
dismrbance could not be
clearly defined by the time
an officer arrived on the
scene. and the incident is
recorded as a "possible
assault" Photos were taken
of the "possible" offender,
before the offender was
cited for trespassing . Sept. 29. 11:55a.m.
A student, while in the
act of stealing food and
silverware from Field's
Dining Room, was
apprehended by Bon
Appeti[ staff members.
The robbery was estimated
to contain S 16.50 wonh of
fruit, browniei\, cooki<:s.
and utensils.
No investigation was
held, and a full repon was
filed. In ~ddition , he has coached a
vancty of spor1s, ranging from
skiing to football, at St. Mary's
Ac4ldemy High School, Benson
High School, Cedar Park Junior
Hjgh, Meadow Park Junior High,
Central Catholic HighSchool, and
Sunset High School.
Wallo earned his bachelor's
degree in heallh and physical
education in 1979 from lC, where
he is pursuing a master's degree.
He also holds an Oregon basic
S(.>eondary teaching certificate in
mathematics and in health and
physical education.
"A strong physical education
and athletics program contnbutes
significantly to the overall
strength of a liberal arts education
at lewis & Clark College,"
Madson said.
'1"hc college has a long and
honored sports tradition. We
will continue the positive
direction and will build on this
fine tradition," Wallo satd.
Sept 30. sometime
between l2·0Qp.m.
and 12:05R.m
An LC student's bike
was stolen from the from of
the Trail Room cafeteria.
The student had
reponedJy .. just stepped in
for five minutes," leaving
the $300 unlocked mountain
bike leaning against the
from window of the trnil
room.
Mailing addresses for Overseas and Off-campus programs 1993-94
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Kyoto 615
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? , Avenue de Ia Fort't Notre
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FRANCE
INDlA (8-30-93/1-14·94)
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Delhi 110007
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TAIWAN, K.OC.
nm El Palenque Offers Variety, Not Atmosphere
b'\ KRJSJ1NA PEBWORTH .
Tired of eating at CN:: 1~
every time you crave Mexican
food l £1 PlllDrqut lS a welcome
alternative to the Lewis & Oark
standby.
Owned and run by a Salva­
doran family, £1 Palmqutsen es
Mmcan food m addition to of­
fering authentic Salvadoran
food.
There are two E.l Ralemplt
locations one on 830 E. Bun\Sldc
and one on 8324 S.E. 17th. My
fnend and I chose the restau­
rantonS.E.lithsmrett scloscr
to lC.
The minute we walked m
thedoorweweregn:~ted by the
o"-ner .. whonnmediateJyscated
us. A manarhi played the gut-tar, addtng an au then be tla~r to
thea tmasphcre . As for thcdeco­
ratJons, I'U rust sa • 1t's the food
you're conung for, not the aes-­
thetics. The sombreros and
Mexican cloth hanging on the
"'-aU seem tlck • but £1 Palt7U1a.t.t
just wouldn't be the same with·
out them.
After we sat down, our
~ ·cr m.1de sure my fnend and
I were equipped with water,
chips and salsa. We were then
faced with the task of choosmg
fTom _ vcral pedals and 69
single and double rombmation
dumers, not mdudang a la carte
itcmsand the Salvadoran menu.
just a few ol the speoals
includechinuc.hangas , polio con
arroz Cch1cken w1th rice and
flour or com tortillas), taco salad, polloasado (broiled chiclccnand
flour or com torttllas) and
camaroncs can arroz (shrimp
As for the
decorations, I'll
just say it's the
food you're com­
ing for, not the
aesthetics.
with nc:e-:McxlC:an style). The
specials range m pnce from$5.95
to$9.95.
fy Cnend and I both chose
from the double combsnations .
He ordered a cheese enchilada and a chicken burrito. I ordered
a chicken taco and a tostad.l with
black beans. Both orders came
on huge hot platters with nee
andyourchotreofblackorpinto
beans on the side. Bumtos,
tacos. enchiladas, tostadasj ta·
males, and chile rcllcnos can be
ordered an any double combi­
nation poSSlble. Most combma­
tions are priced from $7 to $8.
From an the pOSSible
choices, I recommend the
chicken burritos, which I usu­
ally get when 1 go to EJ Pa.lmqut.
The huge bumtos are stuffed
with plenty of chicken and cov­
ered with cheese and sour
cream.
Those who like Salvadoran
food can choose from combina­
tions of pupusas and tamales Fried plantain and cm11).111'\adla
are also ava1lable.
Several drink options
available to accompany you
meal. In addJtion to soft d
and domesbc beer, there
eral Mexjcan beer choices, ·
eluding Corona, Oos XX, and
Tecate.
For those of you who era
generous portions of down
earth Mexican food and fri~·ndll v
service, I recommend
Palmqut.
Directwns from LC: Cross
the Sellwood Bridge and dnve
straight to 17th. Tum right on
17th. Go about two blocks. El
Palcnquc is on your left. Park
on the street onn a lot one bloclc:
after the restaurant .
Dead Milkmen Still Deliver Solid Songs AI/ Age
Concerts
this Week The Dead Mdlcmcn­
'ot Richard, But Dick
Hollywood Records
Oassic Mi11anenstuff. and
yet 1t somehow manages to re­
ma..m more or less fresh. As
always, the lyrics are simply
there for fun at the surface
levet but a few track$(l.d' s Gd
1M &by High, 1 Started to 1-Utt
You) have some powerful un­
dercurrents if you're in the
mood tD analyze. At JUSt over
28 minutes for 10 !10ng5 tt's
hard to justify dropping Sl 5
for the disc. but this is prob­
ably one of their most acces­
Sible albums. Q\ojce cut: I
Dream of Jesus Aop-
Whenever You're Re;Jdy
Frontier
Aop is a dif·
ficult band to peg
down, mainly be­
cause their mus1c
covers a diveue
amount of tet n­
tory, and When­
ever You're Rmdy
lS no exception.
While the album
• contams more
than a few really
solid cuts (Rtgrds
and Night of the Hunter are two
phenomenal examples) the al­
bum is a hopeJess mix of good,
bad, ugly and pointless that it
takes more than a bit of patience to get through. Because the ma·
terial lS so diverse, individual
reactions will be tmpossible to
predict; this as definitely a lis-
ten-before-you-buy album.
Choice cut Reglets
Machines of Loving Grace
Concentration Mammoth
How do they do it? Conan·
tration is an unlikely combina­
tion of sounds that somehow
manages to combine grunge
with an upbeat version of new
age and pulJ it off. The album is
also hallmarked by powerful
lyrics, at least when they can be
understood; oftentimes you can
pick out enough fragments to
unravel the meaning, but recon­
structing entire lines can be a
frustrating exen:ise in futility •
Don't expect to be blown away
your first time through. but this
album grows on you quickly.
and with good reason. Choice
cut Umiter
By Rich Pizor Oct.8
u Luna-Screaming Trees, Flop.
Gravel
X-Ray Cafe-New Bad Things,
Plastic Homed Devil
Oct.9
t.. Luna-Big Chief, Six finger
Satellite
X-Ray Cafe.. Dutch Boy Finger,
Franos Farmer Gals
Oct. tO
u L~ Loudon Wamwright
lU
X-Ray Cafe. Surf'Magots, Swoon
Oct.U
X·Ray Cafe. Super Nova_ Bush·
men
Time to Get Rid of ''Alternative" Label Od..U
La Luna-Smashing PumpkiN,
Frogs
X-Riy· Drum Jam. Drip
by FRANK RIVO
and )ACO JOHNSON
Hey Nitz.! This is the first
instalhuent of a weekly mu­
sic commentary I update.
We'U talk about concerts,
CO's. KLC or whatever we
are annoyed with at the time.
Speaking of annoying...
lose the word •ALTERNA­
TIVE."' We're fed up with
record companies that mar­
ket everything short of Def
Leppard and Manah Carey
as•attemative."" lsn'tthissim­
ply a buzzword to sell records
to mall rat pre-pu~scent
teens? •AJtet native-' has been
maiMtream for sometime
now, so isn't •alternative• an
oxymoron? Where does
SUa ~~~~tird'illlws
get off going platinum under
thegwseof"'altemativer In­
stead of using the word "a).
ternative, .. we suggest to
aerord rompanies, M1V and
othercoa porate tools. that the
• A• word be substituted by
•ahoved down listener's
throats; ..
In other news, local funk­
Sweaty Nipples are
playing a record
<boWs 30, at LA Luna. This is great news for Nipple fans
who have been waiting for an
album for quite a while. The
band's old label, Nasty Mix,
went under during the final
stages of their first CD release.
For any of you have never seen
the Nipples, you will get the $7
you spent on your ticket back in
the amount of Silly-StringGD
sprayed on you by the band.
Anotherconce1 was just an­
nounced for October 27: 1ne
jesus I inrdandCopShootCop.
Both bands will destroy La luna
and your eardrums for a measly
S6 at the door. What a bargain!
lllat's more than we can say for
ex-Replacement singer Paul Westerburg who is charging
$17 .SO(pluslheeverpresenuer­
vu:echarge> for ticlceb. The only
way we might remotely ron­
done spending the cash is if you
are going to see The Juliana
Hatfield Three or if you are one
of thOJe pathetic Replacement
fans who should be destroyed!
Nirvana has a new album
out Oike you didn't know) and
you can bet the record
executives at OGC are
grinnin' their corporate
asses off. And to any of
you who don't buy this
album because it's a
•sen-out, .. fuck you!
nus album proves that
I 11d1 llip ConlwlfiC8 f.6ucatlon Fund. Inc. l!J Nirvana truly has balls enough
to make whatever kind of aJ.
bum they want.
On a final note, for any of
you non-squeamish types, Jim
Rose has documeuted his Cir­
cus Sideshow on home video.
It's 35 minutes ol pins, fire, tat­
toos and penis weight-lifting are
tru1y a sight to behold. With a
cast that has names UJce -ror-ture Kin~ and "1'he Amazing
Mr. Ufto," you can't go wrong.
Next Week: How NAFT A
will affect GWAR. Until then­
"'Just one kiss from my Ups, rake
your soul over burning coals,
just one touch of my love make
you howl till' the sun comes
up.• Thank you Danzig.
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U.S. Not Obligated to Rebuild Somali Government
Daniel Drazan
The U S. m1htarv should no
longer be m Somaha The
original intent of our presence
in Somalia was to show that we
cared as a nation and would
not let this country tarve to
droth. However , now our
presence Sl>ems to be assurrung
the purpo~e of defendtng
our-elves from the Somalian
'"Warlord ". not ju'>t guardmg
food c;h1pmentb and lapping
people on the wrists who arc
toting machine guns.
Now that attacks are being
made directly on American
troops and Amencan soldacf!t
are being bken prisoner, I think
it •~ time to stop k-idding
ourselves. Either this ~Varlord "
must be removed from power
immediately or the US. military
should w1thdraw all troops
except those working w1th the
Umted Nations. Our country
should not become personally
involved in trying to stop every
global injustice. EspeCially if
the country in quesbon is doing
HttJetohelpitseliand US. troops
are being killed.
The US. was not propped
up overnaght by a foreign
occupying force. 1t took many years of detcrmin.ttion and
d~liwtc pl.1nnmg to crc?atc '>uch nt;::";~nnr
a worJ... 1 ac;sert that the US 1'1
government should allow such
unstable countries as Somilha
thc.>timencedcd to get the1rown
people together .1nd build up
"Our cout1try shottld
11ot become
personally
involved in trying
to stop every global
inj11stice. "
their own country as they see f1t.
Through such a process they
would ga•n pnde m wholt they
hove creah..>d and a walhngncss
to '-L>e it work
As for assistance from the
Umted Nahons w1th food and
advice on government building,
this is fine However, 1 don't
feel that the U N should be
obhgated to get shot at while
attemphng to deliver food
Somalia should be allowed to
settle its own mternal strife
before good Samaritans are sent
mto the cro~fi re.
l feel that if the U.S.
military's show of force does
not cease and desist
immediately , we will be forced
into an unwanted adversanal ,..,.,
stance agamst the v1olent
factions in Somalia 1f th1s were
allowed to happen. we may have
another war on our hands qu1te
soon. I don't advocate this
posfbonso lely from a "peace on
Earth'' standpoant, but more
from a pragmatic viewpoint that
demonc:trates that the US.
m1lilary only stands to lose lives
and posstbly its temper Unless
we intend to fully engage this
rebellious gang or food bandits
led by the ''Warlord" , allowing
Somalia a peaceful enV1ronm ent
for reV1talizing the1r country,
then we should withdraw our
troops before any more Jives are
lost. o Clinton's Lack of Decisiveness Costs Lives
April M. Lee
Too many c;,oldicrct have
dted.
lt ts hme for the Umted
Sta tcs lo accomplish J set
objective m Somaho. or pull th~
troops out
This week over 12 soldters
have been killed man operation
that started out as d
"peacekcepmg effort.''
While I'm in support of
assisting Somalians so that they
don't starve, the operation has
turned into a lot more than that
The problem ties in the fact
that President Clinton hasn't
decided what the ob,ective in
Somalia really is In the
meantime, Aidid's follower':»
arc cheering Amertcan dead,
dragging them through the
stree~ on the end or a rope
The initial point of 4lending
troops to Somalia was to restore
order so that peoplt? could be
fed That job has been
completed. Now that
people are eattng again an
Somalia, there is no pomt in us
being there any longer.
However, Chnton and the
UN. have dectded that we WJIJ
now help rebu1ld Somaha's
government so that civil w.1r
will not ensue. Wh1le this is a
noble · ve, it is one the United State~ cannot ap
hollf·hcartedly .
Bcmg indccmvc is
what thcChnton ....... utu~su
1& doing, though.
Omtonsuppo rted Bush'
to feed the starving and
home. Later, he allowed
troops to play a major
role m Somalia, even
control had shifted to the
A month ago, Canton' .,
was to keep combat troo
until Mogadishu had
brought under control.
last week, Ointon ind'"""••
wanted a def1n1te da
withdrawal On
authorized reinforce
Clinton's wavering
cosbng US. lives.
If we are going to
Aidid we need to send in a
number of troops and
job done quickly.
lf the
administration is goi
conbnuc filtcnng small
of troops m without
objective, it is better to
troops out and come home
The face of
Durant, the Army officer
held captive, has given
SomaUa confltct more l"mr
With US. ~o1diers dymg
being held captive, it is
figured out a plan. It is
bring our troops home. o
Frosh Must Face Real Life
relationship between each ...
small group of stud~n~ and
some knowledgeable person
who is willing to be a resource."
That's exactly what the first
floor meeting was for Keep in
mind that it was held before the
returning students had arrived.
Jts whole intention was to
establish that relationship
between the underclass
members of the floor and the
RA(s) that would be there to
~wer any and all qu~tions, Rush's Corrupting Influence
Rich Pizor
On the first of October,
a c:ry for help was voiced on
behalf of the freshman class­
regardless of whether the class
required or even desired it In a
whiny and pathetic. helple-.s
tone, the two authorr.lamented
the woes of being more or less
on their own an a strange new
place. If the reality of it all is that
hard for them, they have earned
my pity,·------------­but I think to the
best of
their
ability,
for the
rest of
t h e that they
h a v e
ovcrswtcd
the case. "Welcome to reallife,wltere
there isn't always someone
t1tere to hold your hand ... "
The first _____________ _
catastrophe year.
the authors lamented was the
registration process, also known
as the Arena. "We were thrown
• mto an arena to fend for
ourselves," they state. Quite
true; welcome to re<~l life, where
thcrei sn'talwayssomcon~there
to hold your hand and lead you
down the Yellow Brick Road to
llll>et the Wizard. At least take
comfort in the fact that as first­
year students you are gtven
priority.
The authors also
bcmoat1 what they constder a
lack of guidance throughout the
whole process. Ladtes, 1f you
don't like your adv1sors, no
one's going to know it 1f you
don't aslc someone to reassign
you. A request was also put in
for establishing "a close Throughout the artacle are
constant pleas for the
adjustment process to be made
easier. I would offer a different
perspective: 11 can be quite
smooth and easy if you take the
initiative to make It so. One of
the things you need to learn in
litets that after about fihh grade,
people aren't going to keep
asking you if you're okay, they
aren't going to keep reminding
you of your rights and
responsibilities- they aren't,
in short, going to pamper you.
Everyone 1s responsible for
taking some initiative in their
own lives. Obviously the
authors didn't; ifthcy had, they
would have 5ecn how truly
unfoundc..>d the INJOnty of their
arguments were. Guest Columntst
William Lewis
An open letter to Rush
Umbaugh and Friends
You rtatter us hugely.
<When I say us, l refer to the
whole rag tng mob of ultra­
liberal, leftist, Marxist radicals
so dear to your heart and so
necessary to your existence .
After aU, if it were not for us you
would be out of business.)
You credit us with
extraordinary mfluence over the
minds of college students. You
seem to assume that just one
coune, one symposium. or even
one lecture that suggests a novel
mode of analysis, an
unconventional interpretation
ofhistory, or an altemati ve view
of the future will corrupt the
young minds beyond repair.
But let's look at this problem
of influence for a moment.
First,nomattcrwhichbrand
of psychology you might
advocate, you'll have to admit
that the genetic and
environmental impact provided
by parents through the first eight
to twelve years of a child's life
are crucial to the formation of
basic attitudes. Conservatively,
let's say that these influences
will aC'Count for 50 percent of an
adults fundamental beliefs.
<Sub:ttituteyourpemmtages for
mine at any time.>
Then there are childhood
and early adult peers. Let's a~sign them a 15 percent
influence quotient.
Next we have th"' pervasive
force of mass culture,
particularly as created and
marketed by the mass media,
and even more particularly by
televtsion. lt ts pamfully clear
that both m its endless
commercial s and in the content
of •ts programming. tclcV1SIOn
(including so-called "public"
television) is an overwhelming
endorsement of political and
economic values which are
entirely congenial to th~ social
wisdom of David Rockefeller
and Milton Freedman . Let's give
mass culture an influence rating
of 25 percent.
11You credit us with
extraordinary
influence."
Now we come to teachcl'!t.
My impression is that the
influence of teachers on basic
attitudes is less as time goes on.
Since we have left only 10 percent
of our 100 percent total. let's split
it this way: Primary teachers 6
percent, secondary teachers 3
percent, and college teachers 1
percent. Further, by your own
estimates, less than 10 percent of
college teachers are leftists.
Additionally , the chances of any
one coll<.>ge student having a
class from a radical professor are, perhaps, one out of tw4~n
What docs th1c; all mean
you are wilhng to accept
generous ca leu lations, it "'"'
that a tiny. tiny number
college students MrGHT
under the corrupting infl
of an evil professor who
lead them down the nriTnn
path of dread radicalism.
it is sadly probable that
will remain radical until
land jobs With MerriU Ly
lf you should happen
seriously interested in the
of radicalism, I would suE:
these two problems for
attention:
1. How,andatwhatu,. ... ,
a few young people
sense of social injustice
leads them to be
offended by events
them?
2. What are the oDII['('
conditions "out there"­
neighborhood to glo
horrors-which serve to •••v
a radical demand for
If you can sht..>d some
on either of these problems ,
will be doing all of us a
service.
Clearly, your current
of attributing radicalism to
baleful teachings of ·
professors is an utter failu
Yours in solidarity.
Willhlm 0. Lewis
Assoc. Pro(., Political vi11•nj I was
Room, catir
r.lJSln5 with
and studyi
stud te-l clasS
Buffy and 8
'How)
I
1 asked, shov:
so my g1rl
share my
1 "Hey. why
"Oh so
mcla s~ toda
of woozy, d
teacher sai
thingsabou
didn't feel bl
anythmg inq
her bright-ro
poutmg
'And I'
Sparky ag.l
looking chag1
did you kno
I assured
turned back t1
"You know,
pooplem the
about prost
people, even
still think thai
to make quid
that they likf
Very few
people, inclu
herein Pnri
considered ORA ZAN
>Lives
ces
outoftwf'f
lsall mean
o accept • • IOns, It"''"
number
MIGHT
isgu
failure rosti ution an at it eans to
Duffy & Bitzit
Beth Powers of human nghts.''
"[know that, dear Boopsk'­
boo, and that dcpr ... ~c;cs me all
the more 'fhat'5 almost cxuclly
what my prof said, too. I
should've spoken out and told
her and theck1ss thatthcavcrJgc
prostitute is betw~n the ·•ges of
12 to 14 when they st.lrt and arc
usually running away from
abusive homes. I wanted to
rattle off all the facts to h~r! That
they usually rove pimps, and
children, and didn't start the
drug habits until AFTER they
started working on the c;tl'l'Cts! I
want them to know how
impossible it is to gel help from
the police, or try to get a job or
even welfare with a criminal past
and employer's atbtudes about
hooking TMt these women,
and men, of course, an: fighting
for daily survival, which
includes weekly gang rapes,
torture, violence, rape,
kidnapping. et cetera. People
don't like to think about these
women, Boops'"
"Bitzte, we're on the right
path already. Society is starting
to wake up to the lives these
people -literally our brothers
and our sisters-face The police
are starting to actually be
helpful, and the Uruted Nations
Human Rights symposium hod
Portland's own CounciJ for
Prostitutiona l Alternative speak
out! People are paying attenhon
to the gross mistreatmen t of
12Jit
•
ltr
I --
(LASS
!<.II\ (7
(--' wrJmcn in I he country from both
prostitution and pomogr..1phy .
It is not OK anymore to grossly
mistreat women's and
children's bodies, and society
nnd lhe government are
n.'Sponding to the &uffering all
of u" f~J from being degraded
by these tcniblc tltings.'"
"Now Bitzic," said Buffy,
who h.ld ix.'<!n listening intently
to our words, which frankly
wcrcdil"l'Cted a bit towards her,
"Why do you consider
prostitution rape? It is their
choice togo out there, you know.
I know they really don't have
any <lltcm.ltivcs, but they could
say no. you know.''
Bitzie, who was now feeling
more like the dear-headed
mihtant·femintst-dyke that she
is, rephed, ~ou're right, they
have no alternatives. The police
will often send them to the
Council for Prostitution, but
they have a huge waiting list.
They can try to find emergency
housing. but even with the few
shelters we have here in
Portland, it's not enough,
especially if they have children,
which most do. I consider it
rape lx.'Causc they have no good
choices, and because they are
not being treated lilce people,
but being used for the man's, or
woman's, pleasure. They are
treatt>d Ukea living blow-updoU
and they are not respected
That'~abasicviolat:ionofhuman
October 12th. 13th AND 1 ~ th
IN FRONT OF THE BOOKSTORE --rights, Bullstcr. Also, Jt's
.lmazing 10 learn how tn.1ny
women arc forc~d into
prostitution .md pornography,
and how little &hey make
comp.tred to lthc 12 billion
dollars n Yl'I.U the sex industry
m.1kcs, run by men.''
• "OK, I'm a little disgusted
now," I said. "'This is really
dcprt.'Ssing me. I wan( a fatte ...
"Will you buy me one. toor askoo Bitzie, looking up o~t m"
With ht:r cldOrably•rn3'">C'il ril~d
eyes.
"Sure, but only if you
promise to talk<Jboutsomethmg
upfi£ting (or the next half·hour ."
•J promasc. Say, Buffy why
don•t you t~U usabout your fight
with Sparky?n she sa1d, as I
groaned and made off for the
espresso.
ASLC Needs Recognition
Hopefully "Summit .. meeting will be first step
Iva11 Drucker
Wednesday night, the
omcers of the Associated
Students of Lewis & Cl.lrl<; met
with President Mooney and the
Vice Presidents at the
President's residence. The
meeting ha< been called a
''summit meeting,. by some,
though Mooney insists it is an
.,infonnal supper.'"
Let u~ hope it is more than
that.
The gathering has been
called as a response to the letter
sent by ASLC to the President at
the end of the last school year.
Thatlettcrclaimed ,amongother
things, that ASLC did not feel
respe<:t1!d in theirdeallng<s with
the administration .
Thn:oe months later, the
President responded to that
letter, affirming that he and
other administrator s h01vc
.. profound respect" for the
offic..'TS of .ASLC and th.lt he
would like to open more Jines of
communication. This event is
the first attempt at this.
This meeting is of
bemcndous importance. Tne
adminstration and student
council have both been the
subject of studt'nt cyncism over
the years, and this meeting, and
others like it, might help each
prove lhemselv~os to be people
who students c-an trust to act in
their interests. Then again, it
notlung comt.-as of this, we' U aU
ju!tt go on wondering what our
student and administrative
leaders do think.
This meeting should be the first step in creating an open
dialogue between all parts of
our C.lmpus. Posati ve
administra tior-ASLC oHiccr
relations should be the
beginnmg of meaningful
studen t-adminis tratiOn
• • communu:a t1on.
The administration needs to
demonstrate to the Student
Council the respect Mooney
claimsto have,lx~useanything
less indicates a lack of respt."'Ct
for all students. We're JUSt
talking ordinary respect _, here;
profound respect seems
uncaJioo for and unlikely. l.n
Che President 's response to
ASLC.s letter~ he writes, "Good
intentions are not enough."
Hopefully he'll act on what he
says.
Respect is nor responding
to a Jetter of extrelru! discontent
threemonthsaftcrit issent. We
will see (rom Wednesday 's
meeting whether the
administration cAn do better
than thi-.
The ASLC Student Council
1\e\..>dS to be JUSt that-student
leaders whocanact on students'
behalf. Thisisimpossiblcifthey
are ignored, set aside, or seen ns
unimportant by the
administration . The Pn."'Sidcnt
and Vice Presidents of the
College have the obligation to
communicate with the ASLC
President and Vice Presidents
as p.1rtners and equ:lls. The
ASLC Student Council ha the
obligation to represent
etrectively. And all members of
the l...ewi~ & Clark Community
h.lvethedutytomakesurethese
obligations are met.
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b •• ..,, ... , n ~
tn lui
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lho UIIUI II"IVS
yOU ptBOn,ll_y
Qll m&.ll tilt WOI1CI
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tu lo tnow more,
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postQ/cl1o
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ll's lrlt euryd1y way to sau tbe world.
ENVIRO NMENTALIWI
DEFENSE FUND ~2
'IHB PIONEER L0c .. 0croBa. 8, 1993 • paae 9 b ·ERIC J SCHINDLER
The Lewi & Oar\.: vollcy~U
tC.'lm has haln.~ thor to ing strc.1k
and has ~"Jf1\tngly turned tlu.~rfrus·
uating ~!-On around.
The Pion~n (1-lSl n.'COrdod
their fir-tt victory in 1 b gam\!!i this
Tue$d:ty, winmng 3 lhrlUing 4 ~
m.1tch O\ er Concordi3.
Annl'd with Wh3t Hcad C0.1ch
Kathy WaiM."t callt'd, • a new fire.'"
the r.o·~ (ought back from sub~tan­
ttal dcfiat$ in th la<.t t~ g31t'lc:>
to pull out the victory, 10-15, lS-9,
16-14. lS-ll.
.. We v.-cnt Into the game "-;th
the knowledge that we Wl!re going
to comeawny w1th a win," Walker
said after the m.1tch.
" Evi!I)'Onc Stc'pJ".xi up and
playt'd ~tremcly Y~o-'Cil."
The PionCCI"!' play didn't re­
fh.'Ct thcir record a<. they tallicxl
1mpress1vc indl\'idUJ.l st~tistics en routctothcwin .l.Aldlng the charge
for tht..• Pio'.; WilS freshman outsid~
hifu..'>f, Jc:s<.ica Tompl...in. ...
TomplJnot t.311icd 12 klll .. , a
tc.lm-loading 20d1gs, and tY."' sc:rv·
ing are-; to p.le'\! LC.
Coach WalkN pr.thcd
Tompkms for her effort in the
match
J~ica really pl.1yed wl'llla.;t
night. She put toS'-'thcr one of her
ben g3mcs o( the yCM."
.. We went into the game
wWt the knowledge that we
were going to come away
with a win"
Walker ,Jiso had praise for
freshman out~1de hitter, Tlffani
&nnctt. Ttffani played the best
IJ\iltch that <:he has pl.lyed all )"C"lt.• astes
&·nnctt garncn-d 12 klll~ .
eight digr.. and a tQ.lm h1gh 4are$
Sophomore outsidl' hlttor
Rae helle Plquct. continued her tor·
rid p.lcc rccording12kilt~ 17dl~ I
and two ares in the win
Piquet currently ronbsccond
m the district in dig~ W1tha3,.5per
game .tvcragc.
Senior middle blocker, Kim
Phaneuf Yo ho ranks fourth 1n the
district In blocks weth I J pl-'TCOn·
rest, totaloo 10 kills. 1& digs. and
four blocks in the winnang ctfort
for LC
Phaneuf recl" that the team is
turning the corner,
-We played tough when W\!
were down. coming b.lck from 10.
point defic1ts twice That wa~ the eet ictor
difference from the p.ut gam~ . 1 ~achelle PiqueT a kill In last wetiK'a match.Photo by Gsvln r-m• think we're a new team now since
the win and 1t feeh like wc·v~ the new .11t1tudc of the tCii&JJ\ and In~ a rca! c:redltto our
started a new ~son wa!l quick to give the players full coming back like th1...-y d1d
Coach W;llkcnscltcitod about rccogmtlon . happy and cxcih.-d for them··
Pioneers Lose Heartbreaking Shootout, 46-44
b.) STACI PAI~UKE
In one C1f the greatest offen­
Sive pertormances ever played
at Gris"'Old Stndium, the Pio­
neers lost a heart breaker ~6-44
to the C\:nttal Washington Uni­
versity Wildcats.
Thc.:!mononsoftx1th teams
and the fatthful P:io fans were on
a rontinuous roller coaster
throughout the game as both
teams virtuaUy scored at will.
When the dust had finally
settled, the two teams had com­
bined for a total of 1,250 yards in
total offense. hadthcmat the
Lewts & Oark
26-yard hne
readv to ~~re .,
again. Th1s
score would
hove given
them a 14 point
lead and the
momentum to
stnrt the ~-.:c­
ond lulf.
But on a
broken pass
play,LCdefcn­
sh e end Geoff
Holly forced
CWU's quar-Lut Week: lewis & Clark
Cmtrill W.1sh.
Next Cam~ Lewi1 & \.Jaq
Simon Fr.tser on Oct.9,
8unuby, B.C, 1:30 p.m.
I • IG.aa.rm• Nobc LC lJ 2·1
Simon fraset Is 0-4 on the
I :SOn.
CWU opened the game by
scoring a touchdown on their
first drive1 but missed the extra
point attempt. terback to __ _
fumble the LC's Cletus Coffey goes oUl for a pass last weekend against Central Washtngton Photo by Gavm Emmons ball. Holly
On the Pio's second posses­
sion they broke into the scoring
column as quarterback Kevin
Hayes connected with wide re­
ceiver Chad Carlson for an~
yard touchdown pass to put the
Pio's on top 7~ . 11\is pass play
was the 9th longest in Columbia
Football Associatio n history.
The Wildcats responded
with a 31-yard touchdown pass
o( their own to retake the lead
12-7.
In the 2nd quarter, the teams
marched up and down the field
scoring four touchdowns and a
field goaL
The Pio'sscored two of these
touchdowns, the first coming
on a one yard run~ Hayes and
the second was the result of a
16-yard pass from Hayes to re­
ceiver Jeremy Johnston.
E venafter these back to back
scoring drives, LCstill trailed at
the half by the score of 28·21.
CWU started the third quar­
terwithanimpressivedrivethat then recovered the football to
give LC another scoring oppor­
tunity.
This was one of two crucial
plays that Holly made in the
game. While still in the third
quarter, Holly intercepted a
Wildcat pass and returned it 16
yards to the CWU 34-yard line.
This turnover resulted in
Johnston's second touchdown
catchoftheday, this time a seven
yard pass from Hayes.
johnston firushed the game
with eight catches for 93 yards
and two touchdowns.
The Pio's other third quar­
ter score was another touch·
down pass from Hayes, when
he connected with running back
jeremy Morse for 13 yards.
The Wildcats also scored a
touchdown in this quarter to
make the score 35--34 in favor of
CWU to set the stage for the
dramatic fourth quarter.
Turnovers almost proved
fatal for CWU as the Wildcats turned the ball over five times
in the second half alone, in­
cluding an interception to start
the fourth quarter by defensive
back Greg Knakal.
The turnover resulted tn a
LC field goal by Mike Young to
put the Pio's on top 37-35.
With three minutes remain­
ing in the game, and the ball on
the LC 25-yard line, CWU went
for it on fourth and one. 'The
Wildcats fumbled again on the
play and LCs Bryan Corbin re­
covered.
At this point, the Pio's
looked to be in control, until
Hayes was intercepted by Wild­
catdefensiveback. Derek Baker,
who returned it 35 yards for a
touchdown .
With the successful two
point conversion, the score
stood at 43-37, CWU.
The game looked all but
over the Pioneers with just 1:54
remaining on the clock.
They started one of the more impressive drives of the game
which was helped considerably
by big CWU penalties.
At the end of the drive
Morse scored once again, this
time on a 14-yard run that put
LC back on top 44-43 with ~
seconds remaining in the game.
Once again Pioneer fans
were feeling a victory for the
home team. But then the Wild­
cats got the benefit of a contro­
versial call and finally kicked a
field goal with 15 seconds left to
win the game 46 44.
Several impressive stats
were set on this day for the
Pioneers. The offense netted
573 total yards with 415 roming
on the arm of Kevin Hayes who
completed 25 of 40 passes and
four touchdowns .
His primary receiver on the
day, Chad Carlson, is the only
player in the CFA with three 100
yard passing games this year.
He finished the day With eight
catches for a total of 209 yards.
Intramurals Begin on Campus
by TINA MORRISON ber. the intramural bulletin board lo-activities which include innertube
lewis & Clark'a famed intra­
mural program beglln last week
with the annual tennis and ~
volleyball tournaments.
To be cligJblc for Intramural
play, you must be an lC &tudent,
law &tudent, faculty or ttaH mcm-The purpose of mtr.lmurals is
to .serve all members of the campus
community and to act as a cente-r for
organized, compcttilive activities .
Entry form1 arc now being
takenforthcncxt competition which
ilthc 1-on-1 basketball tournament
The forms can bcobtamed from ated in front of the swimming pool water polo and slow-pitch softball.
next to Pamplin Sports Center. All entry forms requlrod for
Team sportsareorganlzcd into the activities are due by the posted
two dhnsions; open and co-ed. due date for the team or person tyo
Wlthm thcscdiVlSions arevari- be eligible.
ous leagues that W111 fit the needs F'orfurthcrinformati on,plcase
and &klll lcv(IIS of CV(!J')'onc. contact Intramural Din."Ctor, Mory
Each term features different jeremy Morse cotnpl,ete<
first triple-triple in CFA hi
finishing with 100 yards in 3
ferentcategories . Morse co
145 yards on 25 rushes, 105
on eight catches, and 100
on five kickoff returns for a
of 350 all-purpos,e yards.
Although this was a
defeat for the Pio's, it was
seen as an extremely negati
by Head Coach, Tom Smythe,
too bad someone had to lose,
game was a barometer for
needed to see if we could
with teams like Linfield and
cific Lutheran , after this ~arn
answer is definitely yes".
The Pioneers are now
the season and will tra
Canada to face Simon Fra.ser
versity in British Columbia '
Saturday afternoon .
As usual, you can Listen
game, hosted by Mlchael .... v•
on A.M.1410 KBNP. Game
is set for 1 :30. • 10]
~GROUN
~t~in hi
quarter
Shrine team
member of
oss
KNAKAL
1993 Pio1
SCJSOntSUJl
. out for long~
OUTICI campu
~oi1LSists of sev~
vonnen who 11
the team frort
the loss of ni
men are ted
udent, Eric
n left his Jl
he studied 10 I
LC oversea
,v.,r this year
md has led the
meets
(Hartman)
to h1s polen
for three ye.~
roces which is
but he has !:ih
he cando,"
Fix scud
the season opq
course. Md
'""" led the
He fin.bhed 3
of 26:28.3 on
the second m
Hartman
veT
have elinu• ·~
from the \1\1 nf"U
to congra u·~
Brav~ on the
achieveme nt.
;'jnally, after
visits to the
heartbreaking
Series, At la
Yes, you read it
, no, this is not u
Braves ha
the World "-nuu1
. However,
1\...ri their record
West • :o toneer
ARLSON FILE
: Chad Carlson. scniio1
•rj•1v1.., for Lhl· LC tootl
fOWN: We~t
GROUND: Three­
highschoo l, AU~
qunner bJck •.• member
. Shrine te:un.
Communication rna~
member or rugby team,
W Gsvln,:;:;;;
~It to our .. tH
~hey dtd I'm
~for them.
.,_ __ _
Oct.9,
!.l.\... iJ 2 ·1
ICOmpl
a CFA rus
ards in 3
!orse
thes, 105
t.nd 100
lms for a
ards.
was a KNAKAL
1993 Pioneer cross
season is under way, so
out for long winded run­
round campus. Thisyears
'bu,r;ists of seven men and
~~~mf•n who look to im-
the team from a year ago
the loss of nme runner.;.
men are led by gradu·
tudent, Eric Hartman .
left his junior year
he studied in India as part
LC over.oeas program.
"""• th1s year Hartman is
~uu has led the Pioneers In
meets.
(Hartman) has yet to
p to his potential. He has
for three year~ runnmg
races which is a different
1 but he has shown flashes
hecando," Head Coach
Ftx said.
the season opener at LC ~
course, Mciver Park,
k-d the way for the
He fimshed 37th with a
of 26:28.3 on the 8,000m
the second meet held at
, rk, Hartman paced the byCR.EC KNAKAL
Much of the Pioneers of[(?O­
sive success this ~ason can be
attributed to the outstanding
football play of senior wide re­
ceiver Chad Carlson.
"HeCCarlson) hasrcaUy ma­
tured and gotten off to <~ great
start this season. He hJs a lot of
talent and creatlvity. The kid
perplexes you at times but he
comes to play on game day,"
Head Coach Tom Smythe said.
Last weekend against Cen­
tral Washington Carlson moved
into the Columbia Football As­
sociation record books. He
caught an 88 yard touchdow n
pass from quarterback Kevin
Hayes which is the mnth long­
est in the league.
men's team with an exrellcnt
third place finish over the four
mile course in 21:52.3.
Finally, last weekend at the
Willamette Invitational
HartmanonceagaincroS&.'-d the
finish line first for LC with a
time of 26:49:07 on the 8,000m
course.
In the LC Collegiate Invi­
tational the women were Jed by
lone star runner sophomore
Joanna Sdunler, who finished
105th in a time of 24:02.5 m her
first collegiate meet
On a challenging course
held at Pier Park four women
competed for the Pionee~ in
the triangula r meet and were
led bySchinler She led the way
with a time of 23:24.3 fimshing
15th and improving her time by
26 seconds from the week be­
fore.
Lastwee.kendSchinleronce
again led the Pioneers at the
WiUamette Invitational finish­
ing with an improved time of
23.16.53.
"Sclunler has done a great
JOb and has led the women each
week but we need a fifth runner
in order to be competitive," Fix ete o
'1:1e has thP ability to make
big plays out of o;hort passes,"
Hayes Silid.
Furthermore. last
weekend he had the lOth best
single game performance in
CFA history by catching eight
p.1sscs for 209 yards.
For his achievements ,
C.ulson along with two other
tl'am members were named
co-offcnsiv~ players of the
g.1mc.
In the last three games,
Carlson h.1s proven to be one of
the top receivers in the league.
He is second in the CFA for all
purpose yards with a total of
544 yards which isanaverageof
181.3 yards per gamt!.
Not only is he moving the
said.
The women's team has had
problems putting a complete
team together for various rea­
sons. Many of the women are
involn>d in diff\?rent activities
.lndduetoc.lassschedulescoach
Fix finds himself putting to­
gether two or three workouts a
day, hoping the runners can
make it to at least one.
Also the lady Pioneers are
short on participants due to
overseas trips. Last season's
number one runner, freshman
sensJUon Rhonda M.:~zza, is on
the India overseas trip and will
not return until ~-pring term. The
Pioneer's number two runner~
Allison Hinman returned from
kenya but due to health condi­
tions decided not to participate
Emily Longfellow who •s on an \
overseas trip to England will
also miss the ~--ason .
This w~;.-ckcnd LC travels to
T01coma, Washington to partici­
pate.? m the Pacific Lutheriln In­
vitational. This will be a good
tune up for the Pioneers as they
get re.ldy for the NClC Oumpi­
onships next weekend. Good
Luck Piom.-ers! e ee
footb.lJJ but Carlson has also
shown his abiHty to put points
on the board. For instance,
Carlson is third in the CFA in
scoring with five touchdowns
(or a total of 30 points. Also he •
is fifth in receiving with 20 re­
ceptions for 495 yards.
Last, He is the only player
m the CFA with three 100 yard~
p.'lSsing games this season. 8
Carlson also helps balance~
the(!)(plosivc Pionceroffenseby ~
his athlctis&sm. 'i
"He is tough and not afraid
to make a block," which ulti­
mately opens up th~ LC run­
ning 3ltack Hayes Siltd.
Carlson maintams a 3.0
grade point average and 1s ma­
joring tn Communications. In Cht~d C'ulton the off season he plays rugby for
th~ Rockjaws.
L&C SPORTS EUENTS
Frida 'I.. October 8 u
Volleyball @ \VOSC Toumamem
rvtonmouth, OR (Al1 Day)
Saturday October 9
Football@ Simon Fr~er
Burnaby. B.C. {I :30 pm)
Volleyball @ WOSC Tournament
Monmouth, OR (All Day)
Cross Country @ Pacific Lutheran lnv.
Tacoma. WA (II ;00 am)
Tuesdav October 12 a
Volleyball @ WOSC
Nlonmouth, OR (7:00pm)
Thursdav October 14 a
Volleyball@ Western Baptist
Salem. OR (7 ;()() pm)
Smythe,
ld to lose,
•ter for us
'e could
neld and ve The Braves Already Won the World Series?
his~an
yes".
now ·u ........ , ....
Fraser
.. lumbia
R
IC that the San Francisco
t~ have eliminated them­
from the World Series, it
to congratula te the At­
Brilves on thear remark­
achievement.
lly, after three year:;,
. visits to the NLCS and last
heartbreaking loss in the
Series, Atlanl.l hns won
you read it correctly.
no, th&s is not a typo. The
ld Braves h;we already
the World Championship.
, so a. few tc~ms are
in the way, but now that the
arc gone, it is all a mere
As a Bay Arc<~ residl•nt, it is
to dismiss n home team so
"'uay, However, the Brav~o>s
their tl'COrd and their
West championship. All I can do is wish the
Braves well and inquire about
some cyanide at the local phar­
macy so 1 can kill my.;elf.
No, really, I should have
Yes, you read it
correctly. A11d,
110, this is Hot a
typo. The At ln11 ta
Braves have al­
ready 'lOOn the
World CJzanzpioJZ­
shig.
54:~n it coming. First, Atlanta
gets to host the 1994 Olympics,
which in tum guar.1ntccs the
city megabucks in tourism and publicity.
Then, Atlanta outfielde r
Dave justice marries one of the
most beautiful women in the
world (Halle Berry).
By the way, Ha1le, I'm still
singleif you're interested .. I rn.1y
not be able to hila home run off
ot Nolan Ryan's grandmother,
but I think I'm better looking
than Davejustice.
Anyway. it's Atlanta's year
(or two years, if you count the
Olymp1cs n~t summer), so I'd
go to Lus Vegas right now 1f I
could and bet my en tin.: life SilV­
ings on them to win it aU ..
Qf COUI'Se, j( )Uid afford
tht• airfare to get there, thllt
would help a loL
My loving, caring parents
(read: n good way to get more
money trom mom and dod .l5 to
say something nu:e about them
ina public forum) will ~happy
to know thnt my lewts and Oark cducahon has actually
taught me something.
I've teamed a lot of impor­
tant things in my classes that
help me with real world facts.
One such important note
th:Jt I just realized is that the two
teams which roll themseh•cs
,. Amcnca•s Tean1.. will have
won the1r respective champion­
ships m J 993.
As everyone knows, Dill las
won the Super Bowl in January,
and now, th~ Braves will wrap
up thcJr am~ zing season in just
a few weeks.
ascinating, isn't it? What
would you all do wuhout me to
deliver such C'Ssentml informa­
tion?
It's JUSt too bad for Gaants
fons that the expanded playoff
sy5tem hadn't been put mto ei~
f&-4 this year.
If the two te<tms post the
same records ne t year, they certainly will be the leaders at
the top of their re.5pective
lc.1gucs.
Besides which. the whole
notion of the Atlanta Braves
being included in the Western
division never should ha\-ehap­
pened. Even preschoolers at
Droolcrs &. Whiners nursery
school know that Atlanta is in
the east.
But there's nothing that I
can do about it now. Atlanta
has dll but wrnppcd up the
World Scnes.
But that's only for th1s year
~ause Dove Justice wtll no
longer htl home runs. That •
bcrouse Halle Berry \\ill iinallv
get wise and leave him to marry
me, wh&ch wtll cause htm to get
really deprcs_~ nnd lose inter­
est In playing baseball.
So, all of you out the.rc who
hat~ the Braves and ron't walt to
se "them lose, you can thank ~
for my generosity. RJ..All All YOLR DREAMS OF
CRAt-OO.R
Its Open Mike night at the
Plattfonn ton1ght from 9:30 to 12 p.m.,
so don't hesitate ..;cize your chance at
fame and fortune. The fir~t half of the
cve!ning will f~ature readings ot fiction
and poetry, and the ~nd half •s open
to music-3.1 performers. On $(.'COnd
thought, I think I'll tal.:c that p3rt about
fortune back.
A UTilE ~INC FOR 11-£ KIDS
One Church, One Child is
sponsoring a raJiy entitled ''Speak Up
for the Children" to increa~ the
community's awareness of the net.>d to
adopt and foster children of color.
Reverend Sam Town5end, President of
One Church, One Quid, and father of a
family of twelve adopted children
hunself, will gi\'e an insp1rational talk.
The rally 1s hosted by Emmanuel
Temple Church at 1032 N Sumner, .snd
begins at 6 p.m_
NJQ-IT OF 11-E lJVt.C DEAD
Sister Helen Prejean presents a
discuSSion of her new book. Desul Man
l'\'aU:ing: An Eyewitness Acalunt of the
Death Pot1lty in the United States, at
the Conant&Conant bookstore, 1001
SW lOth and Salmon. Sister Helen
has lectured extensively on capital
punishment and has appeared on ABC
World News Tonight, 60 Minutes, BBC
World Service radio, and an NBC
special on the death penalty. The
discussion is open to the public, and
begins at 7 p.m~
Bfll Y RAY, S I EP ASIDE
Jmunie Dale Gilmore, Rolling
Stones 1.992 Country Artist of the Year,
brings his Texas-style country blues to
Music Millenium. at 32nd and East
Burnside, for a special performance at
5 p.m.. Don't expect your run-of-the­
mill Achy Breaky stuff here; Gilmore
calls his music " •.. too country for city
music fans, too weird for country
people. ..
Screaming Trees, with flop and
Gravel, at Laluna. $15 tix at the door,
9 p.m .. Nuff said.
SATURdAy 9
FOllOW 11-E LEADER
Are you just sitting around with
nowhere to go? Take charge of your
life. A special LC Student Leadership
Conference entitJed"l..everaging for
Leadership" will be held in Templeton
at 2p.m.. Let these leader;s lead you on
the path of leadership .
rrs ALMOST lJST LJ<E BEtG N A
REAL MOVE n-EATER
Really. The Saturday evening
SOFA movie for tonight is And Nuw For
So~thing Compkttly Difftunt, and it
plays at 7:30 and 10:00.
paae pubhckoccurrence5 edt tor-RYAN LEE
AN) IF YOURE LOOKING FOR A
11\U Y M:MORABlE SA 1\.IDA Y
NJO-fL
The outrageous and blatantly
gay Caty Naghtclub .locak'Ct at 13 NW
. 13th hosts 'The K.mg of the Drag
Qut.>ens,~ :.tarring Empress XXXIfJ Patti
O'Dora and her royal cohorts. Uh.
o~y.
lHIN<t-C DIRTY THOlXl-fTS
Portland's night school ior
progressive acti\'ists and thinkers, The
Red Rose SChool, starts its fall term
with a public forum entitled "Prostitu­
tion and Pornography as a Human
Rights Issue." The d1scussion will
feature representatives of Council for
Prostitution AJtcmativcs, and it w•ll
address women's exploitation m the
sex industry, how the industry per·
pctuatcs violence against women and
children, and the construction of male
sexual identity. At the Friend's Meet­
ing House, located at 4312 SE Stark.
There will be an open house at 6 p.m ..
and the forum will begin afterwards at
7:30.
MoNdAy 11
USllN.ll-ERf:S A STORY TO BE
TOlD
The Agnes Flanagan Chapel
plays host to Max McLean, Christian
. artist, who will present Mark's Gospel:
Tht Story of fesus. The one-person show
starts at 7 p.m. and admission is free. TuEsdAy 12
FREE SPEEOi
The Law School's annual Envi­
ronmental and Natural Resources Law
Colloquia sen~ continues this week
with a discussion by Lou Cold, an old
growth forest activist, entitled "lessons
of th~ Ancient Forests: Earth Wisdom
and Political Activism. At the Council
Chambers , noon.
IF YOU BLEW IT rRIDA Y Nl01f _
The Rusty Nail gives you
another chance at thear Open Mike
night. Sign-ups begin at 9.
OVERlOAD Y(.)lR BRAIN FOR
BREAKFAST
Benjamin Peek, organizer of
Supercomputing Conference '93, will
: give a breakfast talk entitled "Comput­
ers and Communications in the 21st
· century," at the Greenwood Inn, 10700
I SW Allen Blvd. Advance Reservations
needed by Friday, Oct. 8. Breakfast (or
$8, and Coffee $3.
THuRsdAy 14
A UTilE BIT OF NEW YORK
The award-winning musical A
Chorus Lm.e which holds the record for
1 the longest run on Broadway (6,104
oerlormances), makes a run at the Civic
Auditorium tonight, Friday, and
Saturday. Performances are at 8 p.m.,
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"""'7. 99! • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
• • • • • • • • • with a 2 p.m matmee on Sunday
Tickets range from $19 to $40, and may
be purchased by phone at 224· nxx ~-Ju_m_e'""'i
HARD ACTS TO FOLLOW
The Theatre Department pre­
sents three comedies: The &ar, by
Anton Chekhov, Blithered, by Michael
Frayn. and Welcome to the Moon, by
John Patrick. The one--acts start at 8
p.m at the Fir Acrt.-s Theatre. General
tlckets are $1 and are available at the
box office starting October 11 from 1
5 p.m., and at the door 7 p.m. on the
night of the show. 1 two year rt1
& Oark stu1
change '
to semeste
Phrl gehs eaten by The Bear.
ONE ACTS af FIR ACRES.
Tl'-t.lrsc:by nrght 8 pffl
I HAve No~
nAVE No FEAR
SaMe£ Y Ot.R CAREER. •
-Career Services Qffir
u .. ,,uay, Oct 12
ntematsonal Career Workshop
r--c~• 't find a job7 Go overseas.
ednesday, Oct 13
IK~sume Writing Workshop
•w;:. on writing that resume
rrn~urs;day, Oct 14
terviewing Skills Workshop
jLA::'drn the answers to those trick
estions.
all workshops are held in the Car~7
Strvices 4 to 5:30 current stud
ing to
Affairs Dem
!ason (£or the ~
• Irs ave~
change is
"said M
campus lif
s like us haV1
last time
requirement
rd saJd one t
at LCmanl
a year an(
:.e'<l,) trips. TheJ
of communi
rement. a "~
hed. Ford sz
.. oll(.'2e Relati
erosoa. wiU m
mpu
M. I.EE
y roamin~
ehendE:!<i by M\!
~ffic:oers on Tu
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about the
been roaming
packs since th
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nto a large pac
director
Dogs taken awJ
were cla~
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leash law is aw~.~ • • : unlimited number of:
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