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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 57, Number 10

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1993-01-01

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1 [·WIS & CLARK COLLEGE -STUDENT -RUN NEWSPAPER-- VOLUME 57, Number 10 FRlDAY, JANUARY 22, 1993
-Hopping bunny
turns tall and runs
from Ford
-Fawnd memoirs
EWS
-Tales from the
mosh pit • Greg
Carlson reviews the
Faith No More
concert
-The Bone's own
Carl featured In One
Of a Kind
ATURES
-Give President
Mooney a big wet
one
-Jason and April
point towards the
Middle East
RUM
--4~M.4en and
Women's
basketball teams
are awesome
-Steve and Corinna
cry over 49er's loss
PORTS
-Boka Marimba •
OongaboongaJ
-calobo 's coming,
Calobo 's coming l
-Friday 20th
Anniversary of Roe
v. Wade
UBOCC • •
&udents , faculty and friends of the Lewis &
Clark community filled the Council Chamber on the
evening of January 18 to commemorate the birthday of
Martin lut~er ~ing Jr. The celebrauon was part of a
week of acttVlttes that mcluded a chapel service. guest
speakers at the Law School, and a planned visit by
former US Representative Shuley Chisholm..
Ray Wuren, Director of Ethnic Student Services
introduced a video featuring several of Dr. King's '
sp~ches Before narting the program, Warren spoke
bnefly of the need for Americans to reflect on soc1al
Justice 365 days a year, rather than one day per year on
the anniversary of King's btrth
The video included excerpts from King's early
speeche$ in the days of th~ Montgomery Bus Boycott
and the beginnings of the civil nghts movement, as well
as news footage of the protestS and other actions
surrounding those events. The •1 Have A Dreamr and
•seen To The Mountaintop• speeches, possibly King's
most famous, were also featured.
After the video, members of the audience were
inVIted to comment on the Vldeo or share their
thoughts. Several students voiced frustration about
what they feel to be the U.S. government's maction in
the area of race relatiom. ......
.. ... '""~ ' KlNaJr.-• •
1Wi fve Seell the
promise land. I
may not ff!.l there
witlt you. But 1
waft/ you to know
tltat Lonight, that
we as a people ~11
get Lo the p_ronnse
land.·
Martin Lu~ Kmg jr
Apil3, 1968
_English professor John Callahan .spol e of King's dere.munation to cont:mue an sp1te of the threats against bam and the dtfficulcy
of his task. •He had the courage to keep on going in the small things day by day," said Callahan. •He had a tifeforce that cames
on. It lives on in the universe and lives on in lis "
At the conclusion of the forum, organtzers distributed candles and part1capants formed a processton whtch march~ silently
aero '5 ca.mpu~ to tl\e.A lan gan Chapt'l :f..hc groun rhen formed ad l ,and a~ng "'WeSh-a\\ Overcome" befott dh;pemn far
the evenmg. -by Alissa Edwards
~·VIties air a Hit
Corinna Ann Buchholz
On Wednesday, January 13, the first everT ravdingActivities
Fair was hdd. The event, organized by council vice president for
information and programmmg Gary Timm, was attended by
more than 100 students who were informed of solutions to the
winter doldrums while snacking
According to Timm, the focus of the
fatr was two· fold. First of aU, to inform
students of the many activities on campus,
and secondly, as a tool for information,
such as an announcement of the upcommg
ASLC (Associated Students of LeW\& &
Clark) electtons.
The traveling fair began at B pm in the
Copeland lounge and then moved each
half hour to Platt Howard, Forest and then
on to the Stewart/Odell and Akin lounge. "If we can
reach
maybe
four, five or
six people
at each stop
then it was
worth it."
. ,-,__ ~-----: ~ Students from approximately 20
groups attended the event includingCtrcle
K, College Outdoors, the Jewtsh Students'
Union, Tri Beta (the Biology Club), SOFA
(Students Organized For Activities), the
Gaming Club, the Pioneer Log, the Escape
Van, LC1V, the B ha't Club, the Polyglot,
Sigma Alpha Epsilon, ASLC student Gov-
ernment and sport teams such as L & C CreY.J, Men and Women's
Rugby and Lacrosse.
Each person was 3lloncd a few minutes to give a basic
summary of their organiution and to gtve a way for anyone
interested to get mvolved.
I'm really pleased with the tum--out, • said Timm of the event.
•If we can reach maybe four, five or six people at C4lch stop then
it was worth it •
Other participant Also seemed please at how the activities fair
went. •oh, I liked ir,• said Jason Elliott.
Timm hopes the travcJing fair ~11 ~come an a~~al winter
event, perhaps replacing the activities faar _at the ~nmg o~ the
year. Timm feels students should have~ btt more ~e to get mto
school before the fair occurs. Also, havtng the farr come ro each
resident hall lounge adds more of a personal touch. • m
Jason Kaneshiro
At the ASLC meeung Tuesday night, an executive meeting
was hdd to sift through che apphcants for Student -at-La~e
Chosen werdormer Ex-officio Shelby Uriu and Rachel Walchak.c
In addition julius Howletc was named Ex-Off1cto
Studc:nts-at-Larg~: are responstble for documentmg student
input and conveying what 1thcy hear to ASLC.
Howlett became anvolved in ASLC merely betause he •Just
wanted co help out, mosdy Butmoreimportantlylwantedtoget
mvolved, because there's <.r lot of apathy on behalf of most
students. They don't want to get involved •
A first year student, Howlett is concerned that students are
not left behand, such C\S rn che alendar change. •t jUSt want t:o be
a link between the farst year students and the student council,"
satd Howl etc. •tf I hear a student complainmg. 1 would hke to be
the one to bnng that co the counc.il, and address those issues that
affect me as a ftrst year student •
When asked why he applted for the job as Ex-officto rather
than SAL. he commented on his attuude towards leammg the
ropes properly -As an Ex~fficto l can hang low and see the
workings on; see the system I'm there on my ume as an ex­
officio lt1S also learning time, rather than doing more It's
learning phase, perhaps next tenn. Yts, I'm intendmg to run for
SAL next term 11
Rachel Walchak, is a jumor and has thought a great deal about
Lewis & Clark over 'the past year. •J went to LC for a year and two
tenns and left. I was frustrated wtth the school 1 traveUed around
Europe, and spent a term at Smith College. •
EventuaUy. \Valchak regretted the move. Sh(reaJiud that a
lot at Lewis & Clark really was good. When I came bad l dec1dc:d
to give improving things~ shot.•
A bit shy, Walchakthtnk.s thedifferencessbenoticedwhtleat
Smtth can make a difference on Student Council this term. -This
is veryuncomfonable for me. I'm not into .RUing myself. l'mJUSt
going to see how it goes this tenn. • Walchak IS fairly certain that
she will not run for anythmg higher than SAL 1n the upcoming
ASLC Elections
Both Tony Ross and Meg Coker are still Students-at -Large.
Meg Coker is headmg the committee overseeing the ASLC dec­
nons. • Phvstcal Plant tesong all dorm smoke detectors
nor requtred to be replaced unless to have 90 mtnute backup sys-
the donn room •~ remodeled Dianna Frick
lmagmewakinguptoaroom
full o£ o;mok~, the wtndows and
door are quickJy opened and the
ourcc of smoke is discovered
before, suddenly, a shrill screech
fills the au-the smoke detector,
but isn't at a bat late?
ln this real-life sccnano, the
Odell residents awoke before any·
thmg serious hap~ncd , m time
to take c.1re of the cause of the
smoke and hear the smoke detec­
tor go off. A bedstde lamp had
fallen over and started che mat­
tress ~moldering The smoke that
filled the room failed to promptly
set off the battery-operated de-­
tector andt because of air cur­
rents in the hall outstde, did not
set off the main-system detector
in the hall directly above the door.
Under old codes, a battery­
operated detector, unconnected
to the main systt!m, lS supposed
to warn occupants of any prob­
lems New codes require detec­
cors to be 120 Volt powered, but
battery-operated detectors arc
the Pioneer Log Staff
Editor in Chief
Jason ., an~hiro
l'roduction5 Managu
Connna Ann 'Buchhob.
Bu5ines~ Manager
KenJI Minagawa
Ntw& Ecfitors Approxtmatdy three years
ago, Lcwts & Clark College in
stalled new fire alarm systems on
the campus Even more recently,
new hard-wire systems con­
nected directly ro a master con­
trol system were installed m Oltn,
the Aubrey Watzek Labrary,
Templeton Health Services and
the Manor House, accordmg to
Dan O'Brien, president of Cur­
rent Electrical Conc:tructlon
Company. the LC electrical con·
rractor. Current Electncalas pre·
paring a btd for the cost of hard­
wmng the rest of the campus
dorms Odell, rhe Forest com­
plex, and Harn:feld Odell, a
wooden building, tS potentaally
more at nsk than Forest and
Hartzfeld, which are bnck struc­
tures, accordmg to Ann Wilson,
Resident Director of Stewart,
OdeU and Akin.
There are pros and cons to
haVtng a hard-wire system Stu­
dents who smoke would no
longer be able to do so inside their
rooms, according to Claire
Peterson, Operations Manager of
the Physical Plant. Popcorn mak­
e.rs that set off the alarms could
not be used. On the other hand,
hard-wire detectors do not in­
volve the risk of faulty battenes
or havU\g n<lttcries removed \n
the ca~e of a power failure, aU
h.ud wire detectors are required terns
After the recent fire, the sys
tc:m mside the room was dtscov
ered to be defecuve, because, al
though the battery was m •sa us·
factory cond1tion/ accordang to
''This {tire fire alarr11
system] is sometltiHg
that is tltere. for your
protection. By tatttt'er­
iHg with tlttse systems,
you are creAting tlte
opporluHity for tlte
loss of life."
-Datt O'Brien,
president of Curtenf
Elutrical Construction
Company
O'Bncn, when tested it did not
go off immediately . Because of
aar currents in the hallway, ac­
cording to O'Brien and Wilson,
the smoke bypassed the alarm
above the door and traveled ap­
proximately 15 feet into Stewart
Hall, where 1t oret off an alarm.
Since the Odell and Stewart alarm
systems are wired to set off each
other, 30 seconds later the Odell
alarm went off.
The cwo alarms cJosest co
the smoke, one ins1de the room and the other an the hall, were
tested and replaced and are now
under ttwesttgauon by an obJec·
ttvt person, •no one associated
Wlth• the alarms or the fire, saad
Peter..on Jerry Lund ford, a Physi
cal Plant employee, is currently
testing all of the fire alarms in aU
of the dorms, accordmg to
Peterson.
•tt is our firm understanding
that we do not anstall these sys­
tems to protect the bU1ldangs
These systems are anstalled to
prote1:t the occupants of thevan­
ous spaces and to warn them of
danger and get them out ofthese
butld1ngs, • satd O'Brien. "They
do, however, reduce the damage
to buildings because of the faster
response by all partles under
emergency condiuons ."
A maan concern w1th the fire
alarm system lS not the rehabJI·
ity of 1t, but tampenng The
alarms are taped over, bacrenes
are taken out and bells are stuffed
with cotton, to name a few of the
problems. Cooking, coffee mak­
ers, popcorn makers and anything
else that puts grease or other sub­
stances in the air effect the sensi­
tivity of the battery-operated
detectors. However they can be
cleaned and replaced at low cosc.
•tewis & Clark College has
provaded soprusucated fire detec­
tion systems on their campus for
che protection of the occupants
of (the) buildmgs. We are pleased a
April M Lee.
Dianna Frick
News Editors
to have been involved with that
process, but. any tampering with
the system, removing detectors,
bells, ecc. could cause a senous
problem That IS our greatest
concern, • said O'Bnen
A •walk test,-done senu-an.
nually, an wh1ch the Fire Manhal
walks through buildings and
•smokes• all detectors with simu.
laced smoke was completed De­
cember 28, 1992, accordang to
O'Bnen Of over 400 detecton
tested at the school, only two
bad detectors and one faultypu8
stacaon had to be repaared, ac·
cordang to O'Bnen
All maan fire alarm systenu
rhroughout the school are col}
nected to the maan computu
The computer determane s "that
all systems are functiomng cor·
reedY' and if there as smoke ex
unusual heat an any area, accord.
ang to O'Bnen If the system is
malfuncuonang or has been tam·
pered wtth a •trouble• alarmwi[
go off and the master computet ,
will indtcate the locacion If 1
sprinkler system or smoke detec·
tor goes off, the computer rt
ports the donn and zone and the
fire department is automatically
called
rrhas is something that II
there for your protectaon," satl
O'Brien. •By tampenng Wit
these systems, you are r"'"""'
the opportunity for the loss
life.'' Final Go ~
, Networ~
Boreas van N(
Academic T echr
plans for vamping u
putcr network The t"l
work, which includ~
labs, will evenrually ~
co encompa!ls hook:
classrooms, donnuo
faculty and admtni
fices.
Complel"ing the
take at least five yt:
~olve rewiring and
morehardware Thee
era! fund will pick
which is likely to bet
thousands of dollars.
The first priorit)
improve the WatzeJ
nerwork. The extstii'J
was installed with a rr
time and money As ~
nerwork users have~
become madequate
slowly.
STUDEN l c
An emigration is
Ivan of Communicat
racular vvtnter term
Recause tt snows and
wondenngjuscvvhat
here report is actually
it seems dense, you p
Apnl M Lee
D1anna Frick
features Editor Alcohol Policy Generates Varied Responses Overthe break, sc
to refash1on Dubach
whtch one could studJ
idea would be to have;
communist lounge (
perform neurosurgery
into a leisure area wit
As for the displaced fa
a new dming room
aged to come JOtn us 111
make available a Thaj Greg Carl~ on
Forum Editor
Alissa Edwards
Sports Editor
Steve Z· ... ·enn
Publkk Occurrences Editor/
Canoorust
Ryan Lee
Photo Editor
Erin Feldman
Front Page/Graphic Design
Phtl Duong
Advertising Manager
Christine Kerlin
Circulation Manager
AJlyson Ouibell
Advisor
Peter Chnsre.nsen
Writers, Photo Hounds, Con­
tributors: Usa Walker1 Sophia
Setgh~ Yui KatoJ Ahssa Edwards,
Charles Turner, Kenji
Mimgawa, Scad Panuke, Tori
Roche, Aaron Keating, Ar:Jan
Schutte, Ivan Drucker, Kristina
PebworthJ Lorel McCorkle,
Chris St~phens, Greg Knakal,
Susan Misra.
Tht Pionrer Log i.s a weekly stu­
denr-run publicarion at ~
and Clark College. AU letters,
advertising or any sort of in­
quiry can be sent to Tlu Log at
LC Sox 121, Lewis and Clark
College, Portland. OR 97219.
Please recycle
this newspaper Erin Dunford
The Pioneer Log recently asked various students the following question:
Has rhe alcohol policy at Lewis & Clark influenced your deosion to live on or off campus?
Alanna Moore (left}: Yes Be·
cause the admmiscration inststs
on rescricting students from
drinking, it causes many to go
overboard when they are given
the opportunity .
I grew up in a household
in which dnnkmg was not fr>rbtd­
den and I feel char be1:ausc of thts
I am a responsible drinker How­
ever, here people crowd mco dorm
rooms and drink unul they are
out of control.
This is not the type of
. environment that I can enjoy
myself an. The alcohol policy has definitely influenced my decision
to get out of the dorms next year because I want to be able to have
a beer wnh my pizza without havtng someone constantly looking
over my shoulder.
Jay Dunlap (right): No. The al­
cohol pobcy is only a symbol of
on-campus problems.
When you live an the dorms
people make decisions for you
and actually most people have
less freedom than rhey did at
home.
The real problems wtth on­
campus living as that you don't
have a voice, and when you try to
make changes or get answers the
administration doesn't listen. Theodore Curran (above): No.
LC's alcohol pohcy only makes
students on campus be more dis­
creet about drinking. Ariel Wrye {above) No.
are too many fucked up tht~
about laving on campus to worr
about the alcohol pohcy lc's
general consensus that peop
move off campus to get avn
from this dry campus, but
the entire dorm sysrem and
campus policaes are screwed
Ever Carradine (left): No.
came to LC planning to move
campus my second year and
alcohol policy has not really
flucnced this decision one w.t~
the other 1 also feel that
policy has not been rigidly
forced and thus has nor ......... ,
me much
2 · Friday, January 22, 1993 · the Pioneer Log I about u: as long as tht
1 There is concern,
that the college lacks
' •Lewis and Clark scnv1
robe employed at loc.
The yearbook wal
A new SOFA dare!
McGinty, was so asn
green that he resagned
ASLC now has vol
that message, though
nudent leaders and a!
you're mterested in b<
If you are mtere3
Grant, who I think do
talk to Vice-President
Various people a~
Party committee and
commmee and the C
nusston and the Pork
Jolts your kite come a
Do you want to d
Box 914, or see Shelly
the real comedy beg
Powell's $25 gtft cert
proposed purchasing
SAL Tony Ross pro
Powell's. We satd u~
And THAT'S
and thus probably can1
rnight want r:o know
of thas report that
Al$o you should Kn~ovv:
p.m. and you are not
study of nomadtc
Templeton, but just
Okay Have a nlCe d 1. Lee.
~ Frick
=ditors
l
d with that
peringWith
~ detecton.
;e a senous
1U r greatest
:n.
ne senu-ao­
itreManhal
ldangs and
swithsunu
npleted De.
:cording to
K> detecton
I, only two
e faultypuU
epaired, ac-
nn systenu
)01 are con-
' computer
mines "that
tioning cor·
15 smoke cr
1rea, accord­
\e system a
lS been tam
~ • alarm Wll.
er compute
canon If '
.moke deter·
omputer rt·
rone and tht
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ses
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ed up ......
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that peo~
to get
us, but
tem and
·screwed
eft)· No.
to move
year and
· ot really
DOnewdY
feel that
ngidly ---------------------------------- ~evvs. ------------------------------------Final Goals for Expansion of Computer Hopp Steps Down, Ford
Network Under Consideration Appointed Director of Student Life
Boreas van Nouhuys
Academic Tcchnologaes has
plans for vamping up the com­
puccr network The existing net­
work, which includc .c: the dasr.
labs, will eventually be expanded
ro encompass hook-ups in all
clai.Hoom c;, dorrm tory rooms and
(acully and administration of
flees.
Completing the.: project will
take at least fivt ytars and in­
volve rewiring and installing
mon: hardware The college's gen-
1 eral fund will pick up the bill
which is likely to be hundreds of
thousands of dollars.
The first priority w11l be to
improve the Watzek class lab
nerwork. The existing network
was installed with a minimum of
time and mont.'Y· As the ranks of
network users have grown, it has
become inadequate and runs
slowly. The long term goals are still
open to debate Dtrec.tor of Aca·
demic Technologte,s, Mike
Cullum, feels that bnnging fac­
ulty offices on-line is a hagh prior·
itysancc it will encourage profes­
sors to work with the informil·
tion resources available on
Internet into thear curricula .
Rewiring the dorms wall be an
expen9Jve undenakmg mvolvmg
tearing up the w.3Jis to 1nsrall
new wiring. However, one dor­
mitory may have network hook­
ups installed as early as next year
if a special grant proposal is ap­
proved.
The Lewis & Clark network
allows user access to software
and allows them ro communi­
cate with each other. Some pro.
fessors have used the network to
set up discuss1ons of class mate­
rial on the computer. The net·
work 1s aho connected to lnt emet
whtch gtves users access co a va-
STUDENT COUNCIL FOUND TO ALL BE
OF LAlVIAN DESCENT
An emigration is soon planned Hello and the rest of it, this is
Ivan of Communication and Information. Welcome to your spec­
tacular winter term. You know why tt's called wmter term?
Recause it snows and rains on my head. I know all break you were
wondering JUSt what ASLC tS doing, so I'm here to teU you. This
here report IS actually of the first three meetmgs of the term, so if
it seems dense, you probably are
Over the break, some council members put forward a proposal
to refashson Dubach Dining Room as an actual student center an
wh1ch one could study, hang out, drink coffee and throw up. The
idea would be to have mce lighting, furniture, etc, and then JOin the
commumst lounge (the comfortable lounge steriJe enough to
perform neurosurgery tn near the info desk) which would be made
tnto a leisure area with a pool table and lV, or somethmg Wheel
As for the displaced faculty, the Prestdent's office wiU be made tnto
a new dirung room Only kiddmgl Actually, they will be encour­
aged to come JOtn us tn the new Dubach or Fidds, as well as perhaps
make available a Thayer room for them. They basically feel okay
about It as long as they have some place of the1r own to go
There is concern, particularly tn Student-At-Large Tony Ross,
that rhe college lacks a mission statement I dunk tt should read,
'l.twis and Clark strives to gJVe students the greatest opponuni ties
to be employed at local pubs •
The yearbook wall be avatlable February, in theory
A new SOFA dtrector may be appomted The old one, Nick
McCmty, was so ashamed when his hair spontaneous ly turned
green that he restgned
ASLC now has vo1ce mail I I don't know who ts responsable for
that message, though Call 7150 for your direct: hotline to your
student leaders and ask. Large Meg Coker as working on th1s. lf
you're mterested in becoming a hack like us, come find usl
If you are mterested tn bemg an intern working With Kate
Cram, who 1 rhink does Academtc Advistng or some such thmg, go
talk to Vice-President of SMB Shannon Todd
Various people are working on various things like the Senior
Parry commtttee and the Ubrary and Academtc T echnologaes
committee and the Cumculum Comnuttee and the Charter Com­
mission and the Pork Grease Statuette comrntttee and Lf this really
Jolts your kite come ask for more details.
Do you want to donate a raffle gift for AIDS day, February 12?
Box 914, or see Shelly Harper She asked ASLC to do so, and then
the real comedy began SAL Tony Ross proposed purchastng a
Powell's S25 gtft certificate. We shot it down. SAL Meg Coker
proposed purchasmg Madonna 's latest book. We shot It down
SAL Tony Ross proposed purchasmg a SSO gift cemficate from
Powell's. We sa1d okay
And THAT'S ALL If you have the same attention span as I do
and thus probably can't wade aU the way through this article, you
might want to know that 1 am now domg an audioviStJal verston
of this report that can be found on LC1V every week. Swell, no~
Also you should know that our meetings are every Tuesday at 6·15
P m and you are not only weh:ome, but invited to come. In our
study of nomadtc cultures this rerrn we are floating all over
Templeton, but jusr come ask somebody where It's at Okay~
Okay Have a ntce day Thank you for reading, you are my fnend. riety of other networks and tn­
formauon sources around the
world.
The number of phone lanes
available to off. campus modems
was recenrly increased from four
to nine. Future improvements,
however, willcmphasizeon-cam ­
pusaccesssmct thereislitdc more
that can bt: done for off·campus
users Students or faculty dialing
tn via their modems do not have
access to file servers and have to
deal with slow modems. Direct
acct.".ss co the network from off­
campus is not necessarily impos­
Sible, but is unlikely m the near
future.
In the past, money has been
a maJor obstacle to improving
the network since there was no
budget specifically for network
hardware . That situation has
changed, and while the college
has nol deaded on the exact
amount it will allocate, future
budget$ will include funding for
network hardware every year.
Student input regarding de­
cisions about the net..Jork has
been limited to a few students
who work in Acadcmtc T echnola.
gies, but rhe staff is open to stu·
dent ideas. John Herfocker, a stu­
dent who works for Academic
Technologies, pointed out that
students are just beginning to
realize che potential of the net­
work, and if they make it known
that they want the dorms on­
line it is more likely to happen
faster. rrhe staff at Academic
Technologies] •ts waning for
~omeone on the student side to
say, 'we want some mpuc on
this." Tamar
Baptist-T rindade
The offic1al announcement
came on January 15. Susan Hopp
had reured from her position as
Director of Campus Life and As­
sastant Vtee President of Student
Affairs.
Hopp, who s~rved m thas
position for a brief 18 momhs
left "to pursue graduate scudtes
and to attend to family responss­
bilities/ according to the cam­
puswidcmemosentout by Den­
nis Madson, Vsce President for
Student Affairs.
The announcement also
stated rhar Michael ford, fonner
Directorof Alumni Relations and
Annual G1ving would assume
Hopp's position.
However, that position has
been altered and now includes
Dean of Students m place of As­
sistant V1ce President of Student
Affairs. The main focus of the
new director will be "to try to Increase a feel of communi ty on
campus and to focus on bringmg
rogether activme.s," s<ud Madson
•we're hoping to gee more stu­
dent involvement •
As Director of C1mpus Life,
Ford's responsibilities include
Residence Life !naff and
T tmpleton College Center op­
eratiorn. As ~an of Students,
he W11J coordinate most student
acnvities through College Out­
doors, the Student Activuies Of­
fiec, New Student Orientanon
and the hall accivnies.
Apparentl y, Susan Hopp n:·
signed due to "stylistic" differ­
ences between herself and her
staff. Accordmg to Madson, there
weren't any hard feelings over
the change and Hopp had been
wanting to rerum to graduate
school fuU-nmc.
As for the change chat has
taken place, Madson stated,
II:We'~ fortunl\te to have thi&
qualicy of staff members co be
able to hire from wtthin."
Nevv Registrar Replaces Brockett
Gerald Vinther says "It's great to be here ..
Kristina Pebworth
As of Nov. 1, Gerald Vinther
replaced Mervyn Brockett as the
new registrar at Lewts & Clark.
Brockett is now Assistant Vice
President for Acadenuc Affairs
Vmther was previously the
registrar at Musklngum College,
a school of 1200 undergraduate
students near Concord, Oh1o.
Vmthergraduated &om East-em New Mexico University with
Master of An degrees in Com­
munication and Religion. He
then moved ro Portland and was
a speech instructor for ten ye~
before taking the registrar posi­
tion in Ohio.
Vincher said he was gJad to
move back to Portland and work
at such a •nationally well known
and respected• college. He com­
mented that he appreciates LC
and that •ir's great to be here.•
Survey Complies with FIPSE Grant
Alissa Edwards
S1x hundred randomly se­
lected students Wlll be surveyed
anonymously through the mail
in the corrung weeks as part of a
protect coordinated by John
Schneader, director of the Coun­
schng Cerater.
The questionnaire is in­
tended todetemuncstudent per­
cepuons of drug and alcohol use
and abuse on campus.. The re­
sults of the survey will be used m
conJunctiOn with a program to
study the correlatton between
mcreased volunteer activtty as an
alternate sooal situation and de­
creased alcohol consumption.
The survey must be con­
ducted rwtce m two years in or­
der to comply with the tenns of
the grant Lewis & Clark recently received from the Fund for the
Jmprovemerat of Post Secondary
Educatton (FJPSE)
Students selected for the sur­
vey will be receiving an explana­
tory letter in their mailboxes an
the next week.. The letter will be
followed by che quesrionnatre
and a postcard intended to be
mailed separately in order top~
teet theconfidentialiryofthestu ­
dents involved.
A 70% rerum rate is needed
to ensure the accuracy of the sta~
tisttcs recorded. A similar survey
conducted last spring ytelded a
45% return rate.
To mcrease the number of
responses, volunteers will be
making follow-up calls to encour­
age students to take the 1S.20
minutes necessary to fill out the
questioMaire . "The emphasis placed on the
liberal arts is good, I! Vinther sat d.
-The students here are open,
aware, and involved in issues lo­
callyandnationaUy,"hesald1 ·and
I appreciate seeing char involve­
ment. • Vine her also said he likes
the international student involve­
ment at LC.
Vinther is mamed and has
an eight year old son. He is a self­
described •senous amateur pha.
togr-apher• in his spare time.
FAFS DELA YEO
Are you waiting for a Fi­
nanctal Aid Fonn to show up in
your boxt
The financial ~d office re­
ported that the reason FAF
Packets are larc is due to gov­
ernment error. The packets
were supposed to be available
in December, but the College
sttll has not received them.
However, they expect to have
them january 22.
Although the FAF Packets
an: late, the date rhey are due
will not change. If you are
applying for financial aid, your
F Af needs to be rtteived by the
College Scholarship SeMce by
February 15.
Friday, January 22, 1993 ·the Pioneer Log· 3 ' -------- ------------------------- ~evvs ------------------------------ ---
OUC Frien INNER-VIE
eet SLC:
Fawn Bernhardt, ASLC president
Now that I've been on Student
C.ouncil for a while, I've
happen~ upon the key to
sausfactory .md even
plea!lu·eable existence ar this
school. It Just so happens to
be quite simply, student
involvement. OK I'm lymg. 1
did dtSCOVtl', though, that
council is powerless without
students. '-.nd though tt may
seem to border on mediocrity,
the bottom line here is that you can make student counctl what
you want tt c-o be. l,,presonally, have made 1t into one continuous
Fishbone concert. And though I may be lostng my heanng, at
least I know I'm in,•olved tn making changes at this school.
Meg Coker, Student-at-Large
Eltctions for ASLC arc this
term I In fact, they are Feb
:!4thl I am heading the
EJections commissio n -if you
are mterested in running for
any ASLC office, talk to mel
Come by my office m
Templeton. I've been involved
in student government For
three years, and am full of
advice.
Chad HoUoway , ASLC V.P. for
Budget and Finance
Chad Holloway ensures that
the Budget and Finance Board
allocates funds to student
organizations and groups for
their annual activities and/or
spectal events. Chad also
spends ample cime rcvtewing
and dec1ding the budgets for
all the student groups funded
by ASLC. Chad's office is next
to Shannon's .
Mansoor Sharif, Head of ISLC
ISLC IS. an organization
designed to promote IDtema­
nonaJ awareness at Lewis 8l
Oar It's main purpose is to
increase interaction between
IJltanational srudenc and •
Amencan students. ISLC
brings Lewis & Clark the
Annual International FaJI,
International Week. dances
and International Music on
KLC.
Adam Campbell, Ben Silva,
Chief Justices
..---~.---- ------. Ben & I have had a difficult
time keeping up with the ever
changing L&C Judicial system.
Our chain has been yanked so
many times it's been hard to
know who's pulling. We see
some significant changes that
will be made this term, several
good·will gestures from
Srudent Affairs includmg, bur
nof hmited to, personnel
changes. AU thts IS encourag­:=::::::=;:::::;::::=====::::! mg. We have dtstinct ideas
about our role will be and are
committed to 5ee these Lmple­
mented. Our main goal: next
term we wall heve a working J­
Board, as opposed to the
existing J-BORED .
4 ·Friday, January 12, 1993 ·the Pioneer Log s
Shannon Todd, ASLC V.P. for
SAAB
The Vice President of the Student Academic Affairs Board's
(Shannon's} primary role 1s fclcthtating the diSpersal of the fund
for studcnr lnttiated rcse.nch, vt~iting scholar and conference
grants and d1scuss1on of current academic tssues by t.hc bo~
Commumca non wah the Vice Prcstdent of Academic Affalfs,
currently Evan Withams, IS key to making an tmpact on the
college academic atmosphere
Julie Chase, Student-at-Large
I'm Julie Chase, a Student-at Large Thts term 1 am chairing the
Chaner Commission. Student group~ require a chaner to recc1vc
a yearly budget from student funds Followmg a cenain criteria,
the Commission reviews apphcations and determiDes tf the
organizauon should be chanered. Please contact me tf you have
any questions or concerns about chartering or other 1ssues. You
can leave a note m box n4, or s~ me dunng my office hours:
Tuesdays and Thursdays, 10-11 a.m m the SAL Office.
Tony Ross, Student-at-Large
Hi there, I'm Tony and I've been mvolved in ASLC for about
three years now. Bemg an SAL has given me the opportunity to be
a kind of troubleshooter for the counctl I've handled tasks that
aren't really part of anyone else's job descnptton, and I've also
been able to inittate proJects based on my own mtercsts Other
than that I hang around and butt mto other people's busmess and
offer advtce pre~
the
T Ius tum the Pwn
inrroduu ruzJ
of rt~{Tue 11ce m a cattdi
MJJtltfef VUJ a SUIIOII l
fllt-vtt\11" "' order to
urulerstattd the ptrsottaJ
tlrt facts.
Q~ One student men~
thAt the swdent bod)
people new to Lewa 8t'
leaders, not people who v
what their problenu Ul
this is a round..about WI
you what your •agen~
arc some of the problem
Clark today you would
form' on?
Af I can think of two
bat The first one wouli
of a student center, a st\1
Which I think is really i
what the problem is on t wt 15, students don't
Gary Timm, ASLC V.P. for whmtogo,andstudent
U~ywhere to build theJ
Information and Programming ~:.~ o:J::,r~~ ~J
Gary Timm oversees SOFA {Students Organaz.ed for Actlvmes), Apctitive. •
the people who bnng you those movtes and hypnottsts and LCL\ ' So that's one probl
a student run orgaruzation for the promotion and gathenng of tJus campus that I thl
information on campus LClA gatbenngs tnformatlon and : government can hdp 1
distnbutes it to the happy Campus Media (KLC, LCfV, Piolog), 'obviowlywe'retlyifl&W
•Hey You, • and the Central Calendar Hence, IN FORMA TJON But Cary runm was sa> thought thauru dentsW~
and PROGRAMM ING c:nmetoutillz.eDu bach, y
I van Drucker, SCB Chair be fascinating if they de
The Communications Board IS made up of the heads of all the hlve"!!~ e:c~~~::J
student media: Pioneer Log, Picture Thts, KLC, ut Revtew, groups, so many organ
Yeatbook, Meridian, Polyglot, Synetgta. The Commurucauons thiscampus andnobody
Board Chair is made up of me. So 1 guess I son of oversee all th1s lhin8•bout them It has
stuff. As a board, we deal with all things media-related . If you communication that's
have anything to say about, or any curiosity about, or any dest.rc ... thltabigonour agencU
to be involved in any of the media on campus, come sec me in my council this term We'f,
office, which features louder music than any other ASLC office. to get everyone to know &nd what we can do.
Think of my office as your media hub: You can connect to any of student council can do
them through me. Isn't that really great? You should really come than it is doing forsrud
say }u
Julius Howlett, Ex-Officio
Hello. I'm an Ex-officio. lnmaJJy as a new member of ASLC, I
IJltend to learn more about the current 1ssues that are being
addressed by the council and help out especaally with 1ssues that
may be of utmost concern to my peers of the freshman class and
me (Box 999, Ok?). I think that for the time bemg, I will provide
a better link between the students and the adnumstration.
Rachel Walchak,
SAL
I'm brand new to the whole student council thmg, so I won't
pretend 1 know what's going on. 1 attended my first meeting this
week and I hope 1 can remember everyone's name. I felt L&C had
a lot of problems, and transferred to •find the answeiS•-now I'm
back and really wanting to work for improveme nt I'll be posting
office hours soon. Please come see me before I lose complete
touch with reality and fade into the depths of the council world
Zasha Bassett,
Ex-Officio
Shelby Uritz,
SAL
photos by Erin Q~ Yet for many stud•
ude may be the first tit
come aware of ASLC. •
llltcnd to fwthet srudc:o
of ASLC and what it caJ
the average student?
AI There's this one
student government
llluch the only word 1
· ngbt now is •
People even laugh wh
there is a student coun
n's a JOke or something
rWly & Joke.
ln the Trail Roan
people complain and st
10n, and this is so
pl&ined that ther
a dock 1n the
Room. AsaStu­
ldP"''-• t-Large, I
~ed up and said,
I"M&Jrlc. can we h.ave a
ICicx ~lc ln the Trail
It took him 1amng the
•
~r to rece1vc
1in criteria,
if the
fyou have
sues. You
e hours
ng
~uvtries),
ts and LCIA,
thering of
>nand
rv, Piolog).
~TION
Jf ASLC, I
:e being
h issues chat
an class and
'will provide
• non.
• " -------------------------------------~e~s .------------------------------------
INNER-VIEW
~ Fawn Bernhardt, ASLC
president comments on life,
the administration, and her
pursuit of ''coli-unity"
This tum the Pumur Log vn/1
mtroduet ruzders to LCtrs
a( ;,f7ut.nct ,. a catUiuJ, •t~(ormal
,u~nrur vta a sa11on t.n11tlul "In­
flU vuw" '" ordt.r to lu.lp peoplt.
utUicrstand the ~TSQilAIIIIts ltehmd
tkl faces
a~ One nudent mentioned to me
thAt the student body, especiaUy
~le new to 1.ewa & Cla.rk, needs
Iadas, not people who will ask them
what their probleau a.re I suppose
this 11 a round-about way of uklng
you what your •agenda" is What
are some of the problems at Lewis &
Clark today you would •base a plat­
form' on?
At I e&n think of two right of the
bat. The first one would be the lack
of' student center, a student uruon.
1 Which I think lS rully mdu:attve of
what the problem 1S on this campus,
that IS, students don't have any­
where to go, and studentsdon't have
wywhere to bwld thw own cul­
tUR as opposed to the culture aca­
demic, adm1n1strauve or "Bon
Apcutive. •
So that's one problem I see on
this campus that I th.in.k student
gcmrnment can help rectify, and
obviouslywe'retzytn& w1thDubach.
But Cary Timm was saytng how be
thought that studentswouJdn'teven
axnetoutiliz.eDubach, which would
be fascinntmg if they don't.
The other problem 1S that we
hlve so many acttv1ttes and so many
groups, so many orgaruz.ations on
this campus and nobody knOW5 any­
t.b.J.o8.abouc them It has to be lack of
commurucaoon that's one thing
that IS big on our agenda for student
council this tenn We're just trymg
to get everyone to know who we ue
and what we can do I think the
student council can do a lot more
than It is domg for students.
a~ Yet for many students tlus U·
ticlc may be the fust ume they ~
come aware of ASLC. How do you
intend to further student awareness
of ASLC and what it can do to help
the average student?
At There's this one perception of
student government I hate it so
IIIuch the only word l can come up
wuh nght now i.s •conscrvaove •
People even laugh when they hear
there ., a student council bere, U1c.e
i toke or something But tt's not
really a toke.
ln the Trail Room you bar
)CI)p•lecomplain and stuff One pcr-
1-u,And tb.ia i.t so minor, com-
ned that there
wun· t a clock in the
Room AuStu­
iucnt-at-Large, I
IWllked up and sald,
·Miuk.can we have a
cloc:k In the Trail
il'.oolln~· It took him
&!tout a week
bam,
had
% clock 1n the Trail Room.
But there's also major th•nga,
UJce Susan Hopp Student councll
can be very useful m Situations lib
that; if you hate an adnunl.str.ator .
Q~ Last term a student, Ambet
Field, came up WJth a petition volc­
ingfint yur student's concerns over
the seme~ter change. In a ~Crue , she
"by-passed• ASLCandwentdu"«tly
to President Mooney Tony Roq
refccted to this as a miued opportu­
nity. Do you t1unk more results
could have been produced lf Amber
had consulted ASLC Ant?
Al WeU, the 6rst one would be is
that she would have known or seen
what a rul petit1on form looks like.
1 don't know 1f you saw her petition,
but tt was mconec:t. There is a
ccrwn fonn that you make a peti­
tion in
She also would have been able
to dlSpel some of the rumors, ~
cause we do have actual inform.a·
tion.
But I am so proud of Amber. I
am so impressed w1th what she dtd.
I thuUc It IS so sad that she did not
even know she could come to Stu­
dent Council..
Perhaps W!: could have gone
ahead totheadnurustrationandsaid ,
"hey listen, studentsa.re upset • You
know, we have scared off the adm.in­
l~tration before. K.LCShield, I think,
u an excdlent example.
As everyone knows, Mooney
disreg;u:ded that peutlon There a.re
obvious reasons, but also, I ttunk,
she needed something more power­
ful other tha.n herselfbaciCJng 1t, and
other than an editorial to the Orego­
nian, wruch 1 thought was so fucking
funny
Q~ What sort of relationship do you
have with the administration?
A! Student Council meets with
DenniS [~dson) CV:I}' other week.
J meet WJth Mooney once a month
Since t became preside.nt 1 have
set up a lot of meetings with
people .on my own initiative to
meet (admirusttators] and to tell
them that l'm a colle~e of thws,
Itt's work together, and I really saw
how ASLC ts perceived, and that is
that we're a joke
Wit bout n.a.mtng n.a.mes, a few
of the people I visited Wlth said they
would get back to me and nC"Ver did,
promised me things that they com­
pletely forgot a week late.r That
JOnd of stuff does not go
unforgottcn . I have
lost some re-spect for some of the people I va1tcd
I am also saddened by the bet
that when I meet these adm.i.ni.ttra ·
tors that they a.re so adept at chang­
ing the subject or Wrt.inB the sub­
ject, or monolithically deciding that
tht"re's thlS tc.nJJon between admin­
JJtraton &nd 5tudents, thud' ore, we
cannot work together
Q~ It's assumed.
AI It's bizarre, though, because I
come m with a saule on my face, and
say, ~,we're gotng to have a rela­
tionship for once, wt!re goiAg to
work together, • andyoucan JUSt fed
the tensioo. They thmkl'm uptono
good, and I .b.ow they're up to no
good
I have met with some good act.
rninistrators , Some people 1 do trUJL
lreal.ly like Evan Ws.J.liams.. I really
like him ... he'svery honest With me.
I'm not stuptd, &nd I'm not
bUnd I think I'm pretty intuitive. I
can tell when people are faking with
meanda.reserio"' I rea.Uyhopcth.at
by the end of my J'Q8Il the ad.mlnls..
tration starts to look on student
counc:i.l a little more seriously.
Q~ How often has ASLC been con­
sulted by the adnurustratton on Luge
deci.t•ons, or were you more often
than not, •caught off guard• by big
announcements (.
A! So many things happen at this
school without us bemg informed
aheadoftime Wearetnoowaypart
of the deca1on makiog process I
behcve in •no way-because I can
surely point out thm: or four ex­
amples of where ~ were not in­
volved, and I can't name one other­
wise. One of them happens to be J­
Board ••• they were conveniently
written out of the handbook over
summer No student counal mcm­
betwasmformed. Thatsortofthmg .
The administration of coum
will counter this. lbey'1l s.ay that
with the semester conversion there
were these meetings .. .I was i.n DC
foroneterma.nd rdativelyyoungon
the student council, so 1 hadn't been
p4ymg attentton, but as a. ba.sJc stu·
dent I never once saw anythmg for
rhosc .
Q~ And still there's the factol about
the studenu who wcren 't even bert
at the time.
AI Exactly, wluch LS the most im­
port.ant part Before 1 even swt
sa)'Ulg, •I'm so mad at the admioi.s-
traoon, • I JUSt Wish that for
ODCC they ..vouJd Start
to consider that
nuden ts a.re
an integral
part of
their
dcci-
• SOl
tAf\10 F~H8o~ lOvL-0 EAC;,\L'{ suE \1C.\l. Ar '"\<;,PoiNT) , rt~\\\ \\"
making. Just bcausc we're oniy
here m four yar mtervals doesn't
mun that while we're herewcdoo 't
cue; that we can't have input.
Q" I noticed in the P.athfinder your
usc of the ..vord coU-unity .
At It's a combuauon of •coU~"
&nd •commun lt"/ I think it's a
beautiful word ~ rt.Jsoa this ..vord
came up ~ the lack of it on this
campus. The first penon whothinlcs
there is a strong community, please,
l'lcAu come a.nd tell me, becAuse l
need to knowl
I think th.lt's one of the thmg:s
wt a lot of people, a lot of student.
leaders on campus are trying to tind,
whc.re our coU·urut:y is 1 think it'sa
nut word, a fascinating word .. .I
think It's a swdl word.
The lack of coU·unity mun be
part of it, people don't feel like they
belong bc.re This 1S my third yur
here, and J doo't fed any strong
coo.nection to lewis & Cluk other
th.an that I h.appen to be involved in
student council .•. &nd sometimes I
wonder how student council is con­
nected to this am pus. Nooneknaws
who we &re. So, hen I am, my third
)lUI and I still don't feel like a part of
the campus.
I still think that the donn set­
up is one of the main re.aSON why
there is no community. 1 liwd in
Forest, so I probably went by the
info desk twtce all of last )lUI. When
you live in Fon::st, you go to at via
the mail box, so you only go oo that
side ofT empleton •.. l'm really hop­
ing that Du~h c.t.n change some of
that.
Q~ lf ASLC wanted rully b.dly to
do something. like get a pub set up
on campus, could this be done{
Al Yes.
Q~ If you could rba.ogc one thing
about Lewis & O&rk, what would it
be?
At 1 would march out ao the am­
pus .and erect a huge bu.Udmg with a
fireplace .and a coffee shop, stnctly
and only for stu­
dents.
Q~ Do
youw&nt
to com­
ment on
the up-coming ASLC Elections?
A.! We've got a. lot of seniors on
student council right now, and
they're laving So, we need new
people.. Student council definitely
doesn't have it's spark withoUt new
peopfe..J hMI no previous experi­
ence in student government before I
did this. .E:xpuienu means nothing.
I encounge anybody to come down
here and tun for office.
Q~ last term ASLC had a •reckon­
ing• with the quesuon of supporting
a •No on 9' s~tement. A qUdtlon
was Risaf u to the role of ASLC;
whether it ought to act on its own
initiatm: or represent the student
body fairly. The decision was to
release •oo comment, • which mci­
dcnWly~ the same response fresi­
de:nt Mooney made.
A! My pctsonal opinion wu that
we should have made a •Nc. on ~
Stiltemen.t. That's something that
student council ame down in dls­
&&rccment over. Sever~ of us felt
th.at we should take a stand and
others felt we should sa.y •no com­
ment." Not because anyone was
"'yes on nine, • but because of the
ethics of the job and who we were
• lcpR$CDtlt\g
I myselC felt th.at the masure
YiliOuld go into peoples' pel'SONl lives.
It's a political inia1civc on a ballot
that dclve.s into your personal life
~.nd busmess, who thty CAn hire, etc.
From that standpoint itself the ini­
tiative wa.s braking &11 sorts of eth­
ics, like (the sepuation between)
personal life and business life, so I
felt that we could do .••
Student council got mad at each
other and that kind of aw:k me sad,
beausc I thought the initutive was
wl. If l h.i.d to do it again I would
votc•Nooo 9" fortbecou.ocil, which
is wha.t I did.
Q' What's up with the logo? Are
you a f~ of •fishbone·~
At The first. piKe 1 saw them, Jason,
was at Clam Slam, Prince's b.r in
Minneapolis 1 went to the concert,
'M: were up front and e-veryone wa.s
jumping up and down, h.appily and
fXWily- swapping swat!
The next d&y I woke up and
there was blood all over the b.dc oE
my dress, and mind you, it wasn't
tniM. That is why I love Fishbone.
Friday, January 22, 1993 · the Pioneer Log · 5 .. a
Greg Carlson,
Features Ed1tor Faith~
1
chats with "Car" the car • n man One-of-A- Greg Carlso
Kristina Pebworth
Have you ever wanted
to know more about Carl, the
man Who takes your card every
day at the Bon? He's the one
who wears buttons making
statements like 'Take pride in
Ameria.• He's the one that
smiles and ~}'I hello to everyone
walkmg tn and out of the
caferena.
Carl grew up on a ranch
in Conrad, Montana. After his
high ~chool graduation, he
enlisted in the Navy and sezved
four years. He received his
bachelor's degree m speech from
the University of Montana, and
later received his master's deg:t ee
from Southern Oregon State
College.
After graduating, Carl
moved to Oregon and got a JOb
teaching hagh school m the
southern Oregon town of Butte
Falli There, he coached football ..
basketball , and baseball. He
Allyson Quibell
MoJuauJy rnu.J
Crulit ,.,d,s M.ct~e.d
The \ndia Houac is a amaU
one-room restaurant located in
downtown Portland at 1038 SW
Momson, just up the street from
Pioneer Square.
The ambiance is quite infor­
mal and cozy. As you enter,
you'll find not olily authentic
Indian mustc and anwork to get
you in the mood, but al5o the
delicious smells of cuny and
spices which greet you at the
door.
As my friends and 1 hurried
in from the cold, we were seated
very promptly. In fact, service
throughout the entire evenmg
was prompt and efficient nght
• •
. U--L--__.J--1
0 eventually bec.une principa and
superintendent of the school
distnct After being principal of
two other Oregon high schools,
he moved to Aurora and was
prmcapal of North Manon High
School until 1991
After operating a serv1ce
statton for a year, Carl applied
for the job at Bon Appetit •as
kind of a fluke• and started
• ta:
down to the numerous fillings of
our water glasses
Do note that by 7 p.m. on
Friday Dlght the place was
packed. So, if you go on a week
en<i, you might want to ma.ke tt
an early dinner co avoid having
to watt for a table However,
desptte the fact that there were
often people waiting to be seated,
we never felt pressured to eat
quickly in order to make room
As we perused the menu, we
noticed quite a few words for­
eign words Luckily, our friendly
walter Steven was very helpful
m dtctphering these foreign
toms
We began our meal by trying
two types of their many
T andoon Breads. These breads
are an Indian speciality cooked
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C~~ICNI
•
6 · Friday, January 22, 1993 · the Pioneer Log workmg this faU. •J wanted to
get mvolved with students at
the high school or college level/
Carl saad, "but I didn't want to
teach anymore or have to deal
wath admimstrative detaaJs.•
Carl satd he wears his
buttons because he wants to
stimulate thinkmg and
conversaoon. •J wear my buttons
forpurposesofcunostty,• hesaid
in a clay tandoor oven We had
Garlic and Plain Nann.
The breads were seiVed with
three homemade chutneys One
was an mteresting combmataon
of yogurt, mint, cilantro, another
sweet mango and the third red
and sptcy.
Steven assured us thar the
sptcy would not be •kiJJer~Uer
hot.• Hewasnght--itwaslikea
mild salsa. I thought that the
breads themselves were rather
bland, but the chutneys spiced
them up a lot and they were
worth a try
My entree was an excellent
vegetable dish of garbanzo and
green beans, carrots, onions, com
and potatoes cooked tn a mild
sauce and topped with a gener·
ous amount of cilantro. He will wear almost any kind of
button unless he thmks it will
offend people
Some of his more
noticeable buttons mdude the
•Nixon" and the "Hillary and BtU
for President" buttons he wore
durang the recent elecoon. He
has also worn a buuon that scud
if'{ ou can only open your mind
up so far until your brains fall
My friends both tried differ­
ent typesofc.hick.endishes . One,
Chicken Ti..kka, was mesqutte
fried in the T andoor oven and
served srz:zling hot to our table
with omons, aJantro and lem­
ons
The other dish was a curry
clucken. We all shared an order
of rice, "imported from Punjab, •
which went well with all our
choices.
The meal ended with what
one of my friends dubbed "'n­
dian Tic-Tacs • A IIU.Xture of
roasted coconut, anise and sugar
which were told was "good for
the breath and digestion. •
The India Househasa rather
exteruJve menu for almost any
taste and animal, vegetable or
mineral preference. Entrees range
.Sr Sll:~ 5E"NAioR.S out'
Carl explained that till • The last tim~
-aeat Bob' button he has worn More swung into rh
waa not referring to tht Roses was in rhe fat[
Chaannan's Challenge held tu opening up for Btlly I
spring "Bob stands for Bob Portland Memonal CC
Packwood . I don't thank he The crowd sac
should retain hu senate seat/ he through t hear 1et,
said enthU!itasm only wl
One of Carl's favoritt played r heir Top Ten I
buttons says, "Knowledge 11 Cur to 1993.
wealth ~ share it • •t since.rdy More returned to Pori
believe that/ he said •If ape~ I Saturday, headhnmg ~
hasn't had the expenenct showat the 1,120 sear
teachmg someone elac Theater. Their 1992 alb
something, they should reaUytn. Dusz, as a collage of off I
at • -, and different musacl
Carlsa1dhewdlkeep~ rangtng from th
wearing buttons until he runs I ave 'art rock.•
out Hesa1dhewelcomesbuttoru ,,., .. , sounds hke any
gaven to him from students. rnetr 1988 double pial
•Ninety-nine out of 100 71u R,c~/ Thtng Falth 1'1
times you're ruce to someont. fans (Fattl
they'U be nace back," Carl said '"'NI it The masses,
So the next tune you see Carlo: need •tpic II"
yourwaymoroutoftheBon,bc Saturday's jaJ
sure to smile and say hello tc
1"'n''"" proved rhat
hun. can be as eccentr
from vegetable dishes at $6.95
seafood for Sll 95. They
various meats cooked an
Tan door oven as well as
cuny dishes including lamb
clucken.
For all you space wamps
there like me, have no fear 'T"l
is a choice of degrees of sptcina
for most of the entrees. uu.1.
tiC and imported beers are
able, including an indian beer
well as wines, soft drinks
Indian tea
.Asmyfnendsand 1 bur.ICD
up to make the mad rush oaCX'
the warmth of the car, our
leu wut a bit thinner, but
stomachscertainlyweren ot.
me, the lndia House as a
mtroduction to Indian food,
l recommend it to everyone. t to be and sut
substanttalfollo wmg 1
fill~:d wah a sea of I
1Uc~~·-'l11 caps and mo
ts than a lull
""n"'"n ton The crow
It mildly, pumped, s
Luh•"' the roadies were
• USlC ej
1992. Tht yta
Ouli Ptppus wtnt t
with a hal/ad ab~
1111"'"'" lu T sold a s
,,.n,tc rhanlt.s to a bunch!
and notsy bands wa
•m~ were gtllmg ruord
1JSDnand Grtg ptde thttr
Kaneshiro's Albull
to Owing 1
Matthew S
iirlfrien
sunple pop puncyl
coole_ Toned down,
works as program
The In
sion I Umbrella
of like the Sun
lUC:O on the East coa
ts up there, som
Suzanne Veg
near percussion .
~""'"h t i r was a
nion toDNA's1'o
• I I
\!at v.sa~ n>W1E.'
-~~· ~1 Gr•a HI• ... i ..... ,~b •A f'... &.'t ~~...J.. ~ .... t .. ~: ( .. ~ -tt s actuaUy a w
tion in "folk" m
to see rhe NY
here, Februa ()JJ W£'11
s~OW!
Tori Amos
ul~rua,Kes
me ~"faerie enchan
mer member of a POM
but now she's
'>trtous Doesn't
of Nirvana's •
Sp1rh:" but is cha
son anyone would
to Madame l\ll'aos1 :a rison,
Editor
1an
ned that tht
he has worn
ng to tht
Jge held lu
)ds for Bob
1't think ht
"late seat: he
~·s favontr
nowledge u
•t sincere~}
3 •If a penon
expenencc
:one elat
:>uld reaUyt1)
e will keep o:
mtil he runs
omesbuttoru
students.
lneout of
to someont. k,. Carl said
>u see Carlo:
of the Bon,
say heUo tc
Jhesat $6
5. They
)Oked in
well as seve
(ding Lamb
mees. LAIJ
'beers are
1 Indian beef
oft drinks
(sand 1 UUJ ....
tad rush oaa
1e car, our
&inner, but
lywerenot.
buse as a
dian food,
:o everyone. ore:
Greg Carlson the lighting r------------------=~-----.-.
system (6-(..,~2, One of
The lan nme Fatth No
More swung mto the City of
Ro$CS wo'lS in the fall of 1990,
optning up for Billy Idol at the
Portland Memonal Coliseum T h c '1' the more
exciting
things about a
Faith No More
The crowd !Wlt pauenrly
through the1r set, showing
enthusiasm only when they
playi.'Cf their Top Ten hie •Epic"
I Cue to 1993 Faith No
More returned to Penland last
Saturday, headhmng a sold out
show at the 1,120·sear Roseland
Theatt:r. Their 1992 album, Angel
D1m, IS a collage of off A beat lyrics
and chffercnt mus1cal styles,
ranging from thrash to
progressive-• art rock! Not one
song sounds like anythmg off
their 1988 double platinum LP
71u Rr~<~l Thmg Faah No More's
hnt1 ·core fans (Fatth-heads?)
loved it. The masses, however,
"Eptc W.
Saturday's 1am packed
proved chat Fa1rh No
MnrP can be as eccentric as they
wane to be and still have a
bstantial following The crowd
filled wtt h a sea of backward
~aset~a1l caps and more flannel
cs than a lumberjack
ron\•encion. The crowd was, to
tit mildly, pumped, screaming
wh,.n the road1es were checking b a n d
members ran
on-stage , a
disco vers1on
of Europe's
•The Final
Countdown•
playing
through the
!\peakers .
They ran in a
circle and did . . 1ump1ng
jacks, looking
like a skate­
punk version
of the V1llage
People. After
t h e i r
exemses, they
cook to thetr -
--
instruments and served up chen
thrash-metal -funk concoction
The band played heavily
from Angel Dust and The Real
Thtng, the songs sounding better
than ever
Highlights were
•Midhfe Crisis, • a ditty about
yupp1es, •falling to Pieces/
•surprise! You're Dead," and •A
Small Victory" Lead singer Mike
Patton JUmped around on stage,
donrung a vanety of vocal styles, from a Coofy-styfe voice to a
T azmanian Devil-esque scream
During the song •crack Httler,•
Patton sang rhrough a
megaphone . Yes, they did play
•Epic, • Patton looking like an
S&M maniac, tymg himself up
and gagging himself with the
microphone chord. As the song
segued into its trademark p1ano
solo, Patton sang a few bars of En
Vogue's "Free Your Mmd(And
the Rest Will Follow)•. -· -·
I • "' concert is their
choiCe of cover
r.ongs.ln a true
tender
moment, the
band launched
into a verston
of the
Commodores'
•Easy11
• Mike Patton
crooned like a
lounge smger,
a disco ball
the crowd,
making the
concert hall
look like a
roller nnk from Hell. The band
also did a spine-tingling version
of the Nestle's white chocolate
commercial (•Sweet dreams you
can't resist, N-E-5-T-L-E-S•).
After chat rune, there wasn't a
dry eye in the house.
Guitarist Jim Marun,
looking like a cross between Slash
and Jerry Garcia, mamtatned a
stole stage presence , while
performing excellent riffs.
Keyboardist RoddyBottumacted
• • ustc experts pte their ten favorite discs of 1992
1992 The yuu the Red
Clult Ptppus wtru to Number
wtth a ballad about huom
Ice T sold a slutload of
orJs thanles to a bunch of crybaby
anJ notsy bands wtth flannel
l"ltts wut gtttmg ruord contratts
1•scn and Greg pick thtir (ave dtscs
Kaneshiro's Albums Most
ened to During 1992
Matthew Sweet I
s1mple pop punty for simple
(0PIIe. Toned down, stra1ghr,
works as program mus1c too.
The Innocence
,.u~•on I Umbrella
of hke the Sundays only
~Qc{J on the East coast Karen
is up there, somewhere
Suzanne Vegal99.9 F
.1edt pt:rcussion. At first I
t it was a knee-jerk
tion to DNA's "Tom's Diner'
It's actually a whole new
ion in •folk" music. I'm
to see the NY Waif in
here, February, most
nttely.
Tori A mot I little
lolttl\Q uakes
\he's •faerie enchanted" and a
member of a poseur metal
but now she's cool, smart hope not
5. Sam Phillips I Cruel
Inventions
Skillful tunes about subjects I
thtnkabout, coupled with skilful
production by T-Bone Burnett.
6. Steve Riech I
Different T rain•
The way samples should be used.
The first ttme I ever mistook a
tram for a cello and was half
nght
7. XTC I Nonauch
Poppy, goofy and overly long but
with a programmable CD player
I Listened to half of at over and
over
8. Krzytof Penderecki I
Threnody for the VictiiD5 of
Hiroshima
Walls, whoops and bangs. YeahJ
so a bunch of us had to write a
paper on the thmg, and I did
listen to it over a hundred rimes,
but I like it still. Honestly. I'm
not just saying that
9. Until the End of the
World Soundtra ck
Lots of talent for lou of mov1e.
Wim Wenders chose a lot of
talent for a movie char
unfortunately didn't exactly live
up to the vision of the soundrack,
but the film was cool
serious Doan't have that 10. Elvis Costello I fellow IS a genius, I really do
chmk so.
Greg Carlson's Top Teo o'
1992
1. Beastie Boys I Check
Your Head
The boyz from New Yawk drop
their ~x and beer-influenced
rhymes and don a variety of
mus1cal styles, from punk to '70s
funk to spacey, actd-mfluenced
instrumentals .
2. Soundgard~n I
SOMMS
A five song EP that contams gre.n
covers of Devo's •c1rl U Want•
and the RoUmg Stones' •stray
Cat Blues•
3. faithNoMore / Angel
Dust
It's not The Real Thing Part II,
chat's for sure. Rap, thrash,
metal, country, Oriental
rhythms, it's all in there And
hey, there's a cover of the
• M1dntght Cowboy- theme, coo.
4. The Disposable
Heroes of Hiphopruy I
Hypocrisy is the Greatest
Luxury
Sure, Arrested Development sold
mort records with theu "poetic
knowledge• rhymes, butt his Bay
Area duo are more co the pomt
of Nirvana's •smells like Mighty like a Rose(released in 5. Ministry I Psalm 69
Spuit" but 1s chat the only 1991). A lot of people thought they as theirpreviou' d1scs. And 'jesus
Built My Hotrod• 1s just plain
funny.
6. Soundtrack I •Juice,.
A wonderful compilation of rap
and R&B. Eric B. and Rakim
return to the rap scene WJth a
wonderful tune entitled •know
the Ledge•. Great tracks by
Naughty by Nature and M.C.
Pooh as well
7. Talking Heads I Sand
in the Vaseline (Greatest Hits)
A compilanon of one of the
greatest bands in the world.
Contams five unreleased tracks,
including rhc ethereal •sax and
V1olins"
8. Various Artitts I
Freedom of Choice:
Yesterday's New Wave Hits
as performed by Today's
Artist'
Damn funny. Mudhoneyco~rs
Clvts Costello, Yo La T engo covers
Blond1e, and Erectus
Monotone (Erectus Monotone?)
covers Missing Persons A not.
9. L718rickt Are Heavy
Imagine theCo-Co's witha •fuck
you• .tttltude. Rockin'.
10. Sir Mix·a·lot I Mack
Daddy
Y e.1h, •Baby Cot Back' was a
novelty song, but this Seattle
rapper proved that he could mix
the goofy style of '80s rap W1th
the topical lyrics of the '90s
rappers. em
as a second lead smger, yclhng
out the cheerleader chorus of •Be
Aggresaive/ and rapp1ng W1th
Parron on a demented version of
Kris Kross's '"Warm n Up"'.
Bottum also got the spotlight
when rhe band (sans Patton he
said he went backsrage to •do
lanes") did •Midnaght Cowboy,"'
their keyboard dnven
mstrumental. 8ass1st Billy Could
and drummer Mike "Puffy"
Bordm (ro preserves pace, I won't
tell you how he got his nid;name)
provided a powerful rhythm
section.
Openang band Kyuss
filled their 45-mmute set: wtth
thetr brand of Cream-meets­
Merallica songs. The lead smger
frequently grabbed his crotch and
made faces like the lead singer of
Ugly Kid Joe. The bass player
looked like Cousin ltt.
Babes ln Toyland
followed with their brand of
•foxcore• mwtc {J predict that
•foxcore• will become JUSt
another label, like •grunge•)
The band hardly
addressed the crowd, and the
crowd sort of missed the potnt of
thetr '"women-can -rock-as-hard·
as-men• message. Said one lanky
ma.n in the aud1ence, rrhc lead
smger, she was looking at me,
mao. She wanes me ....
Top eleven songs pfa~d at
PresidentCJanron's . magurataon .
11. "CheebaCheeba·- Tone Loc
10. •Pass the Dutchtc·-Musical
Youth
9 Anything by the Doobic
Brothers
8 "Smoke Smoke Smoke·­
Calobo
7. "Sensomdla"-Pato Baton
6. '"Smokin'in rheBoy'sRoom"­
Motley Crue
5 "l.egaliu: lt"-~cterTosh
4. "Everybody must get
Srooed"-Bob Dylan
3. '"Space Cowboy" -Steve
Miller
2 ... Magic Bus"·the Who
1. "Don't Bogart chat joint•­
Uttle Feat
tacn .. anyone would want to Favorite ltne •downtown the toned down their style with this
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y, january 22, 1 Pioneer L02 · Picture This Productions rresents
Copeland's RUSTY NAIL
FRIDAY at 9:00
Huh? What the fuck? Plot? Point? Don't ask. That JUI' about explains this y, if will bei a chunk of crud. Someone ste~ on you. ou
Slacker of a ~ovie l~te. ~~e · in..t ...... l:Sand you get to follow this f:rson's llfe until he become cookie<utter"ed 1nto a Ni.,., .. --c.. M d • p
kicks you off Then someone else steps on you. This host ls offered one o a onna s dap · ET CET'ERA. ET CIITERA. Thi5 still somewhat cultlsh Rlm was ma eon a
~~C::tn~b~wenty -three hundred doUa.ra and 37 cents So take next years tuition..
get a video camera from Picture This Productions , and become a famous producer .
We S4W thls movie yeo.rs ego end don't remember It very well but the dude et
Qold's Vldeo 1ugge.sted tt. Peter Sellers sto.rs as e Z4J\)', clu.msy Eestlndlen ector w~o gets
lnvlted to 8 big HoUywood pcuty by mistake. He wrecks havoc end ends up doing e hell,
of 0 lot of domege" . So we don't hove much to sey about th\1 flk:k-SO WHAT. Why don t
you just go to the Noll and check It out. You c:en't believe everything you read anyway.
tnc:ede.nt.olly this was dlrected by the one end only Blake Edwards . Key words: lndlan,
Hollywood, comedy, 1960's, SEX, LOVE end RHUBARB .
So there's this young Geunon jew who escapes Nazi Germany lo Russia and becomes a
RED When he gets co~red he pretends he Is on •Aryan· and somehow gets Into some elite soldier
school. By some strange Auke no one seems to notice one smon thing; he hoppe!U to have been
dro.undsed . Now ~ fusl could not get by In the Nozl ormy withOut your foreskin, bot $0mehow
he manages to. The best por1 about tnls wocky story Is that it Is obsolutety poslhvety, o,r~e rundred
percent Oondeductibty true But If you can't understood German and Rus.slon or you don I like to
reod suburles then maybe this him I$ not foJ you, because by a manor of sheer chance Europa Europg
has both. This film won lot$ and lots of awards bot by some strange reoson none of them come from
the country 11 wos filmed In Those crazy. ctaz:.t Ubenons (or Is II Gefmoi'\S?} . Based on a book
wrinen by o popular In flc:lion-Solomon Perel. If you hove not heard of him you have not rec:eived a
good dental edoodion. •
LC is burn.l~tg . I don't know Jack shit abouJ this film. bw I uNJerston.d lt is a look at goy and block club
culuues in New York but i(s called PMls iJ Bwrdng so maybe it's JtOt New York/ Isn't that crary? In any
event. It siMS JtO one I'm famllior with, bw I hear it's realty good, so you should realty go down and Stt
il. This film also features cotMo appearances of various compus ~dio heads. Paris is Burning was also
nominated for best movie of the year that ha.r a three-word Iitle that starts with o P on.d ends with a G l1y
Campus Life.
None of us have actUally seen thls one. b.Jt the guy at Video Gold says it's good It's a German movie aboUt a Bavarian gtrt
who uncovers a bad secret aboUt her hometown invoMng the Third Reich Michael Verhoeven dtrea:s and Lene Stolle stars as
whoever the hell that Bavarian glr1 as I suppose I could fill up this space With some random shit. but that would be a waste of
your time Whoops I guess t already did Sorry I won't let tt happen again.
I saw Lhis fhck thret umes lliREE. Tius movie 1S not cheesy. It's about am ore, painful realities of life
dreams, fire, and tht thnll of bemg m c~rge of the only theatre m town: Cinema ParadtSO 1 guess thtS movt~
was the cause of my descent. mto cyniasm toward nostalgta So grab a pizza or a cappuccino or somethmg
and check out thlS Jtahan ptece of an. It won Best Foreign Film a couple of years ago and 1 would say it
deserved it
' All animals are equal, but aome anJmals are more equal than olhe~ .
Animal Farm Is an animated nlm about pork, power. and lhe price of
equalll:y. There may have been a book baRd upon thls movie, but rm
not aure. For you hbtory buffs, you'll love the sdntlllaUng parallel• to
the Ruulan Revolution. and f'or you c:heeto-bralna you'll love the
talking animal•. This ntm wut Influence LC power relation• for
generation• to come. You must love 11.. or the dogs will hav-e their way
with you. Featuring the volcea of Evon WIIUom• , ft\khael Mooney,
SuNn Popp and Dennis /1\adaon. This 11 the ftrat half of the fobuloua
Orwell feeat.
WINton Smllb w.. n1aa youns man. undl one day he found hlmldf In a altu&tion whkb w• ldnda a1m1lar to that (o\md In Orwell'• novel 1984.. AllhouS}I
M1d\dl Ford do m'l appm• In thAI ftbn, It wW atill 1tiH tiw11 wbo think that people can't be 1upp1 ••ed; or, for that matter, thoM wbo beU.-ve that hiltory
ectually edit. and m JIQr)' it lndqll'ldll\t (doll 111)'001 rw•¥ mber Swa.n Hopp?) 'OWl pa.lnlu1 apocalyptic dra.ma t. had • gnet bnpad on W•tem IOdety In
the 1ut ball ol the Twmtieth Celtwy, whlch. with ironic bU. hu atudlld lt: b 11n shocked by It, aiid yet hal become lt. We would like thb opportunity to
UJUO that thla 11 In met not 6ction, but a pa1nlul mUtation of our lnevttable atat&. Thlt 81m (u It la deOnltely not 1 movie) doea In ltwlf a SJ nt tribute.
l(jyonxdL clrana; fant:.y; London, apor-lypM ; future autborttarl.&nl.&ln; alavwy; dJc:Utor, romance ; torture.
Draaa, England,
younger •oaan 1
8 · Friday, January 22, 1993 ·the Pioneer Log 1 950 'a~ teen 1 1 f e,
pregnancy 1 death of reaort,
parent. coal ng of age1 o I der aan/ • AJissa Edwar
Forum Edita
Bomb 'et
Aprii/\J
Recently, bombs
the Uruted States h•
There an: various vi~
1ea, but I feel chat
rttahation JUsttfied
enollgb
Two years have p
we entered warwith I
Hussein is there, like
~·t seem co get rid 1
Many have view!
Bush's retaliatton aga
of U N. resoluuons 1
exert his presidential I
was an effort to gain
foreleavmgoffice. Sti
dectston to retaliate a
Saddam Hussein's en
I see Bush's actlo
between what he sh~
what he was able tc
tummg over the pres
The recent viola
warranted more than
him
Let's look at the
Saddam Hussein
rupulacorand a great F
knows we control hiJ
anytime, but his croo1
betn a top pnonty.
Hussein also kno'
has scars from Vietna
we won't attack with
have an overwhelmin
knows this force will
sured steps.
Hussein also undl
commander-in--chief i
wbodoesn'thaveany
nence The U S. is c\
right now, and H\Jsst:
· i weak pomt
I H ussem has man!
, Hekno wshecan~
1 siveand all we'll do IS 1
, on our part wtll res1
being called •aggressiv l
tanan •.
We can't play iJ
longer.
look at what he's
mvas1on of Kuwait, a
Shlires, vtolarmg the
~shing mtsstle sire~ fi ~
and the latest incurs1
To rlrc Editor,
I am the sruden.
1 Student UnJOl
office was vandaltzed
scratched mto the w<
Words •fuck" and •ga,
fun incidence of hate
We are not different
noricy at leWis & CJar
who has been a vtcta
carl on or mann
land It goes unnonc
•ue:ntton to it thas tl
e to caJJ atten~. ,·uuJ
the furtlity of
So chatls 1t It
Please, we aU
are powerful bei
we do affects
you,
lordanna Cooper • black club
1'1 Ira OfiJ
rn and su
1 was also
11t a G by
1an girl
stars as
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, Forum Editor
April M. Lee
Recently, bombs fell on Baghdad and
the United States heard echoes of war
There are various viewpoints on this sub­
ject, but 1 feel that not only was the
1 retaliation JUsttfied, at wasn't nearly
enough.
Two years have passed from the time
we entered warwith Jraq and still Saddam
Hussein IS there, like a pesky insect you
can't seem to get nd of
Many have viewed former Prestdent
Bush's retaJiatton against Iraq's violatton
of UN. resoluttons as a last attempt to
exert his presidential power Others fed 1t
was an effort to gaan some publicity be­
rort lc:Jvmg office.. Still others vteW Bush's
~is1on to retaliate as merely appeaBing
Saddam Hussein's childish antics.
I see Bush's actaons as a compromise
between what he should have done and
what he was able to do on the eve of
tummg over the presidency .
The recent violations Iraq has mad
warranted more than the message we sent
him
Let's look at the real facts here:
Saddam Hussein is an c.xcellmt ma­
rupulator and a great political student. He
knows we control htm and can strike at
my time, but his troop's welfare has never
been a top pnonty
Hussein also knows that America still
has scars from Vietnam He realizes that
we won't attack wtth fuU power until we
have an overwhelming force 1n place. He
knows this force will come tn small mea­
sured steps.
Hussein also understands that a new
c:om.mander-m-<hief 1s taking office; one
who doesn't have any fore1gn affairs c.xpe­
nence The U S. is at a transition point
nght now, anCI H\Jsst::tu ~ . .uvw.:. '' •ua1 ~ ..
iweak pomt
Hussetn has mantpulaced us.
He knows he can remam on the offen­
&tve and all we'll do is react, for true action
on our part will result in the U S and
being called •aggressive• and not •humant­
tanan"
We can't play into his hands any
1 longer.
Look at what he's done smce 1990 an
invaston of Kuwait, anack.tng Kurds and
Shiites. v1olaung the no-Ay zone, estab­
hshmgmtss tlesttes, finngon U.S aircrah,
and the latest ancurstons mto Kuwait ro
To tht Editor,
I am the student organizer of the
Jtwish Student Umon Over break our
office was vandahzed, a srar of Oavtd was
Kratched into rhe wood along wtth the
word-; •fuck" and •gay• Thts as not the
first incidence of hate graffin on campus
We arc not different from any other OlJ·
nority at lewts & Clark, orin thiscounny,
who has been a vtct1m of some body's lack
IOfeciucauonormanners. It happens often
l'lnrt It goes unnouced . We are calling
AW!n ton to tt thas ume and we wtU con­
lt•n••• to call attention to future tncidents
the futility of preJudice 1& realized
So chat's tt It happened and we're
Please, we all nec:d to be aware that
are powerful beings -every little
we do affects rhose around us.
na~lk you,
Jordanna Cooper retneve war matenal
We must remember, Sad dam Hussein
is not someone to take lightly
He it vr:ry close, too close, to estab­
lishing nuclear ca pa bill ties; capabiU ties I'm
convinced he's crazy enough to use.
He also aata atop the world's oil sup­
ply U he taka con
trol of the oil, he not
only controls the
U.S , but aJI of the
Ufeatyle that goea
wtth lt
The recent re­
tahation, wh1ch
SaddamdelibcrateJy
IDVlted, was not
nearly enough to put
an end to the en­
counters with Iraq.
(Saddam}
Hussein cannot be
dealt with in a logi­
cal manner, through
reason and dtplo­
macy. The only
thing he under­
stands ts sheer
power The power
that brought him to
his knees during the
Gulf War and sent
btm scrambling to
his bunker Instead
of giving Hussem a
mere slap on the
wnst for tus recent Jason Kaneshiro
Naturally the events in Iraq rerrund
me of situattoos that p.receeded the Gulf
Warwhm J was a freJhman here at Lewis
& Clark.. J remember being adamantly
worried that I would have to cut my
acnons, we need to attack his forces untU srudiessho rt through.someremstate ment
there as no chance that Saddam can gain of the draft 1 was not alone for a sort of
the control he seeks. ' pallor had settled over the entire campus.
This may sound harsh, aggressive, and I was not prepared ro fight for mycounrry
violent, but if we don't send Hu~in more when I cou ldn 'r even figure our my course
thana weak •message•, he wiU put wnn a schedule. Thts would probably stem to
romuaaoae posmon we may not be able to some •weak • on my pan but It was the
get out of. truth, yes, people like myself d1d exlSt in
There's something to be said for World this country.
Peace, help for the starving in Somalia, Iattendedsomeoftheprorestsagatnst
and various other such activities. How-the war in downtown Portland ;:md r~
ever, there's also something to be said for member feeling that this son of genuine
ridding the world of a man only bent on emotional release was mfinttdy more pa­
pain and destruction . rriotic than blindly blowing Iraqis out of
This week a new commander-i n-chief the sand amid Scud fire.
took office. One without a stated plan of
action and no prevtous mtlitazy experi­
ence. No one knows yet what BtU Clinton's
plants, but he needs to let Saddam Hussein
know that the White House is not going
to back down.
To tlte eJitar artJ tilL L4JC CDIMUIIuty ,
During this thud week of my ninth term
as a resident of the Lcwts & CJark college
campus, I learned that the adrrunistration not
only encourages my apathy regardmg on-cam­
pus issues, but demands tt The administra ·
tton labels my dasintcrest m on <.unpus •ac·
uvitJes• as apathy, but j;huns student inquiries
regarding issues such a~ where that million
dollars of •student<amed• •fkat Bob• mo~
went {though workers from Bob Pamplin's
gravel comp.my have been surveying the ti·
brary SJtc), or why a card-lock systc~ mtended
for an mdustnal facility has been m.stalled tn
our restdence hall\ o1nd at tames ha~ been de.lt·
uvated for over a week, lcavmg every entry
door essenttally unlocked, or why restdents
pay for meals they can not attend a.t the end of
the term; ~ch of us has our own Ust of R•icv­
ancc:s.
I am now convincl.'d that the admimstra·
tion tS unawlUC that scudcnt con~rns are oE
personal, adult natun:, n:gardtng things such
as how to pay for college, where that money is
going, our laVIng cond.iuons (both phySit:al a.nd Yet in retrospect the Gulf War was
swift, quack, and efficient except for one
point Saddam is srill here. His refusal to
cooperate rs an irritant, no doubt, but does
this really warrant flymg in and bombing
social), automottve maintenance and other
rea.l·life rrungs, wuh personal safety at the top
of chc list.
My RestdcntA!ststant reports that it took
etght weeks for Phystca! Plant to completely
repair her door ..nd nut all a • rape-loa- after
someone had repeatedly broken into her room
and was cle.1rly st.aJ.kjng her. Her fnends and
floor·matcs were far from apathcric, the ad·
• • mtru.stratton was.
I honestly do not know what tt would
take to convince the admm•strat ion that we
.ue adults capable of formmg our own n:~tton­
ships and communities among oursdves the
students, on and off-campus1 and both the
admuustratt on and the faculty. In clatming
student ap.1thy, I am com'lnced that the ad­
muustration feeb they must play the rotc of
baby sittct and c.amp-coun$t'lor Some say
that Susan Hopp's rrustakc was to admtt thls
I conclude wtth an apology to the l..cwis and
Clark communny for my interest 1n gcmng
mvclved 1n the commuruty and wtll now, for
the fint time in three years, scrtowJyconsadcr
the benefits oF off<ampus houatng
-.)t 41fJ tWdtttt MKit.iatl Duttr. his prope.tty mto finer grains of sand?
Unfortunately, the public doesn't even
seem up to thJ.S di.SCuasion . The aura has
been one of ra~gnation ro the fact that
we're obligated to finilh the 1obwutarted
rwo years ago.
I suppose this blind faith 11 explain-
able because the un­
c.en.Unry that lingers
around most wars is
gone. Nobodyseesany
way in which America
will lose this conflict.
Yet nobody seems to
realize that a •sure
win• does noc ensure
that it is the best thing
to do.
There ia no •hu­
manitarian• cauu for
the Iraqi conflict. It: is
merely about oil and
egos. As for ttue hu­
manitarian causes, the
American m1lnary
ahould look towards
Bomi.a, the former So­
viet Union or Somalia.
But a fight with
Iraq is a war that our
President could not
•
What more
could a President
wanct l hear military
pe~nel comment on
how much they prefer the desert aar r.uds
to protecting Somalian rattans httause
•rhar's what they've been crained co do".
The Amencan pub tic isaccusromed to the
1d~ of Saddam being a madman and have
no qualms about obliterating htm in a
quick, decisive ground operauon.
Bill Clinton is happy Anothc:rwar tn
Iraq is a vemablc gtft. Criticized dunng
his campaign for lacking m foreagn policy,
here is his chance to prove htmsdf. It's n
offer he won'c be able to refuse, a guaran­
teed-win war. Remember Bush's approval
rattngs a few years back? Surely Ointon
will bite.
We can look forward to a retnstate­
ment of the ground war in Iraq, wnh
Clinton as commander- m-<hief. No ques­
ttons as to whether or not tt's right, or
wrong, please, we've got a job to do.
Httt are r/u Piortar Log Eduomll Staff's
top ttn Ntw Year's rt.soluuortJ, thaurt
rhrou&lt Jrr t.qual-oPJ'OrtUrtity prrxas
1. Join an organization
2. Attend an ASiC meeting. at least
once in your lC career
3 Approach an admirustrator wtth a
question you've always wondered
about.
4 Try to find the F Afs .so we can go to
school.
5. Have a conv~rsation with an lmer~
national Student.
6 l.lsten to and request a song from
KlC.
7. Turn tn your articles before the
deadlines.
8 Keepyourcampusdog undervo1cc
control.
9. Take a study break and play pool.
10. Plant a btg wet one on Mike
Moon~ . ---__ -_ --=- -
BUFFY SOiWARTZ SINKS A FREE lliROW AS PLAYERS
lliE
Lady Pio's Ranked for
First Time in LC History
Greg Knakal
The lady Pioneers are on a
roll, having sr:arted the season
W1th a 1 0-3 ovcraU record Not
only have the Pioneers unpressed
their NOC opponents with a 2-
0 start, but nationally the Pio's
are ranked 26th in the NAlA Di­
vision lJ poll releasM last Mon­
day.
The fmt big tests for the
Pionee.rs came three weeks ago
against rwo nationally-ranke d
teams. First l..ewu and Qar:k
ttaveled to Western Oregon to
take on the number two-raobd
Wolves
Despite the Ptoneers' cold
fust half shooting of 38 percent,
LC found themselves only down
nine at inte.mussion In the sec­
and half the Plo sshoonngstarted
to heat up, but in the end 2B
costly turnovers hurt the Pto­
neas as they were defeated 7~
67 and moved their record to 7 ..S
overall.
Later that week, the Pioneers
faced another battle at home
against ninth ranked Paclfic. Uni­
versity. From start to finish the
two teams bumped and batded,
but in the end the Pio's came
awaywitha7 9-73upsetovert he
Boxers.
Both teams did not shoot
exceptionally well from the 6eld.
However, the hustling Pio's out­
rebounded the Boxers 48-32 W1th
juruor Kathy Gibson leading the
way wuh 16 rebound• and 29
poinu. After the game coach
Paula Petrie sa1d, -This 11 a great
confidence builder for ua. 11
Last week, the Pioneen' prea­
ture defense helped them to de­
feat Concordia and Pacific
Lutheran.. In the first h.al.f of the
Concordia game, LC held the
Cavaliers to 19 percent shooting
&om the field and only 21 pointl
a.s the Pioneers held a 14 point
lead at half. In the second half
the Pio's lost some of their ag­
gtessiveness , but soundly de­
feated the Cavaliers 64-56. traveled to Paafic Lutheran to
take on the Lutes, who were 9-2
overall The aggressive play by
the Pioneers and the pressure de­
fense was all the players in black
and orange needed to wm 76-{:JJ
and improve thetr record to 2-0
in the NCIC.
In the first half the Pioneers
caused 13 PLU turnovers and held
the Lutes to 18 points as thePio's
led 35-18 a.t the intcrmissLon . ln
the second half the P1oneers con­
tinued to apply pressure and won
easily, 7 6-60.
Four Pioneers scored in
double figures and were led by
Junior Kathy Gibson's 24 pomts
and nine rebounds
Forward Kathy Gibson has
staned off the season in nattonal
fashion. Gibson ranks second m
the nation an tnd.JVldual free
throw shooting with a 872 per­
centage (116 of 133) Further­
more, Gibson ran.ks 17th m the
natton Ill scoring with a 20.46
average
Coach Petrie says, •Kathy
has bun pl.aymgwuh a high level
of intensity .she ls a player you
can count on to get points
from.. and she is wodung to be
an aU around (player) wlucb
opens up more opportunities for
hezsdf11
Also, Gibson is flnt in the
NCJC with an average of 10.6
rebounds per ga.rne and fifth in
stcala with a 2.8 average.
This week is a busy one for
the Ptoneers u they will host
Columbia Chnsdan and travel
to Whitworth and Whmnan thia
weekend.
T ucsday, the Pio's will be at
home trying to improve their 1 ().
3 overa.l1 record, but more impor­
tantly, this weekend will be btg
road gamea. Coach Petrie Aid,
•If we can get through thiJ week·
end and come home aucceaafuJ ,
we will be in great ah.ape..•
Friday the Pioneen visit the
Whitworth Pirates {610) and on
Saturday they will ti.ke on the
lmpn:s.sive ll..S Whitman M.is.­
Luclc. Pios I Steve Zwerin.
Sports f:ditor 1Guest Col
Men's Basketball Controls the Court
The Pio s are ranked #5 in the naoon. thanks to the best start tn LC history
Eric J. Schindler
There is some added e:xcite­
ment this year at Pamplin Sport
Center, and for good reason
The 1992-93 men's basket-
c record (2-1 m NCIC) and the
best start m l.ewts & Clark his·
tory
The Ptoneer men have been
so impressive that they have
earned a number five national
ranlong m the latest NAJA bas-
ketball poU This 1S the highest
ranking the Pto men have ever
had
The Pio' s started off the year
with an impress1ve ten game
wmning streak, mcluding a
sweep of the six California
schools they played over tbewm­
ter break.
Since returning from the
houday trip, the Pio's have had
theirwmningstreaksnappedand
have cooled down a bit, gomg 5-
2,1osingdose games to Western
Washington and league-leading
Wi.Uamette .
But, says senior guard
Shawn Alderman , the two losses
have not slowed the LC's aspira­
tions for post-season play.
rrhere's no question that we got
off to a great start, but as a team
we know that we have some-thing more to accompllsh •
That •somethmg- it seems,
represents many things for the
Pio's, including the league cham­
pionship, the d&strict title, and a
trip to the national champion
ships 10 March
One would have to beUeve
that the Pioneer men wtU reach
many, if not all, of these lofty
goals. The early success thas sea·
son has been the result of a total
team effort, as each of LC's five
starters are scoring 1n double fig­
ures.
Junior Jesse Schiel's post play
leads the charge with 17.6 points
a game, coupled wtth 7 7 re­
bounds a game Junior gua.rd
Derek Foster has been up to his
usual brilliance, averaging 17.5
pomrs a game, whtle leading the
nation an assists with eight per
game.
Currently, the Pioneers are
enJoyang a three-game wt.nrung
streak, including wins over West­
em Oregon and Pacific Lutheran
this past week.
In the PLU game, Shawn
Alderman took a Derek Foster
pass and kissed a 16-foot jumper
off the glass with a second left, to
take home the victory.
But the victory celebration
was clouded by the news that
Juntorguard Greg Hoffman, who was averaging over 16 pomta 1
contest, was out mdeftmte~
W1th a broken metatarsal bone it
his right foot
The inJury, which happened
with a about seven minute"
10 the game, occurred whQ
Hoffman took an off-balant.t
JUmper and landed awlkw.lnlJ.;
on his right foot.
Accordmg to Alderman , •Grf'fl·
been great for us We are aen.
rutely gomg to mw ius scoring
but more importantly, we're J>
mg to miss his overall hwtle
tenacity •
Undoubtedly, Coach
Gaillard will call upon serucr
starter Chuck Roberts and
talented bench for more scoru
punch in the future.
who lS averaging just under II
points a game, is a proven uaa1m
who should pick up the scoru
slack for the Pioneers.
Next up for the men's
ls Whitworth in Spokane on
22nd and Whitma.n in
Walla on the 23rd. The
home game as set for January
against Un6eld at 7:30p.m.
Come out to the game
take part m the rowdy atmo
sphere as the Pioneer men
for their fifteenth victory
contest, of course, is &ee to aU
students.
Lewis & Clark Swimmers Ready to Kick Butt
Nevv addioons. strong retumers make for tmproved team
Tori Roche
A gllmpse through the small
window that looks down upon
the pool at Pamplin Sports Cen­
ter IS JWt that .a glimpse of the
hard work and commitment it
takes to be an LC swimmer.
It is often a mesmerizing gaze
of smooth, gliding trains of bod­
ies swarmed by water and envel­
oped in a slight chlorine mht
Yes, it's a hazy stopover for
a pa~r-by like you or me, but
for the Lewis & Qa.rk swim team
it's much more than that It lS
dedication an its best, and then
some.
While most of us still enjoy
those deep hours of R.E.M. sleep,
the Pioneer swim team is diving
in, often at 5:30 a.m., to begin
their momingworlc.out. Another
practice in the noon hours com­
pletes theirdailyroutine, only to
do it all again the next day.
For Head Coach Don Kin&
in hia third year as coach at LC, it
is these many hours which pay
the dividends as he pushes his
team into great physical and
mental shape.
The philosophy is simple
enough: aspirations of gradual
improvement and ever-decreas ­
ing times that will hopefully send
them spluhlngcomemid-March
for the national tournament in
Ohio. This ts not to say that the Walker •are strong per1tornnc
team has not been having some definitely capable of quCUJilJ
fun and reaping some l'e'Yia.rds for nationals, as are some nl'n
from the onset. The thirteen ing freshmen who have
person roster is, in itself, a re-themselves as national cau
wa.rd for Coach King, who is en-dates. •
joyingasignific andyhighertu.rn -In add1tion to oul:stanQIII
out compared to last year's squad. individual performances,
Junior Emile Blevins returns team relay component is
to lead the men's aquatic attack., wise encouraging. If} feel two
already qualifying in the 50 and our relay teams have a very
200 Free as well as the 100 Fly shot at qua.llfying, • CODIChK
The women have been led King.
by sophomore transfer Jermifcr This aU adds up to a
Ingold, who bas racked up quail-exciting year for the Lewil
fying times in the 100 and 200 Clark swim team, for both
Fly, the400 IM, and the500 Free. men and women, individual
Senior Lori Moore has also team competition .
established an optional qua1ify- The Pioneers' next meet
ing time as she returns to the WUlamette University on
program as the lone senior after a day, January 23 at 11 a.m.
year's absence. luck to the swim team as
King further notes that re-mld-seasonandcontinueon
turners Wendy Morgan and I<iric dedicated path.
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and constraints. Chris Stepher
One thing I have (
,dennocXI was th1S •ou1
Controversy- thing. T1
ruback Jim KelJy, for
His Buffalo Bills JWt
Msam• OoJ ph ins in 1
Champlonl hip game
headed to their third
SuperBow l, a feat only(
rwnhaseveraccompli;
M.1Y question directed
gu1u1 the week prlorto
:wu foctJssed around wi
he should be the
It all started wh!
went down with a.n inj\
of the regular sea sol
,.c.ku:p, Frank Reich, stl
~ow r.newhole point of
that 1f for any reason
:rrinll player can't p
.. ...,., • ., should be able
job in relief. Tf
pracuced in the NFI.,
the case of quarterba
It seems like m1
excepr: for a b
to have the worst
•ckt:to quarterbacks, 1
unnecessa ry contr
i backup quarterbac
ac all, then there's
uba1ck Controversy•,
OJv. that's ex.actly t
At least, accordiJ)
Frank Re.tch as a ru,
anyone who isn1t a
and he always
playing for the U
cMaryta:na, he directed
to the greatest c
Friday t1
Two national~
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Local comedian, • wenn, • ports Guest Columrust Sounds off on recent NFL Quarterback Controversies Editor
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16 potntu
mdeflmtt~
· arsa1 bone 1:. Chris Stephens
One thmg I have never un­
derstood was this •auanerback
Controversy' thing. Take quar­
terback Jim Kelly, for example
Hu Buffalo BWs JWit beat the
Dolphins in the AFC
!Cha1mplonship game and are
beaded to their third straight
SuperBowl,afeatonlyo neother
rwn has ever accomplis hed Yet
MfY question directed at Kelly
. thewee.kprlor tothegame win in coUeg~ate history agamst
the Mianu Humcanea Three
yean ago ina Monday night game
against the LA Rams, Reich led
the BUis to three fourth-quarter
scora to notch a come-from-be­
hind win Just three W'e'eb ago,
he led the Buts back from a 35-3
third-quarter deficit to beat the
Houston OUera ln the greatest
comeback in pro football history
' 1ch happened IIIW 1J tn.,..used around whether or
minute<: It!: he should be the starting So when Buffalo, still led by
Frank RcJch, whaled on Pitts­
burgh two weeks ago, coupled
with the muacle in Houston, the
medja began to quesaon whether
or not Jim Kelly should get his
job back as a starter when his
inJury healed (wtuch was sched­
uled to Do-last week for the game
against Miami) This, the press
proclaJ.med, was a •auarterbac:.k
Controversy-urred wh~
off-balantt
I awkward!)
m.an, •c.rPG".
We are OG
s his scorin&
tly, we're g~>
all hustle aDd
Coach
upon serucr
>erts and hu
more scorw
Lre. Roberu
lust under I
proven o1a't!!:
1p the SCOlltf
aemm'steu
'okaneon
1an in W
d. The
for January
7:30p.m.
the game
rowdy
1eer men
•
1 VlCtOry.
is&eetoaU
. Butt
resomemeot
0 have nrn\11
ational cand
1rmances,
• xment l5
~ •t feel rwo
lave a very
ng/ con,clud
n.
1' next meet
~ersity on
tt 11 a.m.
teamastheY
ntinueon
by the
QDDOt It all started when Kelly
down with an injury at the
of the regular season and tus
... ~ ... Frank Reich, stepped in.
iNOW the whole point of a backup
that if for any reason the first­
player can't play, the
~clUJP should be able to do an
uleq1..ra te job in relief Tius is sort
practiced in the NFL, but not
rhe case of quarterbacks .
It seems like most NFL
except for a bold few,
to have the worst possible
p quarterbacks, to avotd
unnecessa ry controversies
a backup quarterback as any
ar all, then there's a •auar­
ubal:k Controversy•, and 10
ffalo, that's exactly the situa­
At least, according to the
Frank Re~ch ts a rughtmare
anyone who isn't a Buffalo
and he always has been
playing for the Umversity
:tMaJYilllnd, he directed the Ter­
.11u,l:l to the greatest comeback My mam obJection here is
that there's nothing controver ­
sial about a backup doing bJa Job
How come when Kenneth Davis
comes in for Thurman Thomas
on the same Buffalo team, and
does well, there's no Running
Back Controversy? How come
we never hear about a highly
disputed Left Guard Contro­
vezsy?
The reason the BiUs have
been such a good team for the
past few years tS that they have
depth. When 30meone gets hurt,
which 1S inevitable ln pro foot­
ball, they have a good backup
No one whmes about being
the star or the starter, they JUSt
play as a team, and there's noth­
mg controversial about that
Frank Reich and Jun Kelly get-
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Sl.ldlnt AdlviiNM.
Giveaway• at Club Stamm!
at evening women (6·30) and men buketball gam•• (7:30) ting caught blowing in each
other's ear an the steam-room
aher the game, now that'd be a
real quarterback controversy . Or
•auanerbacb who Cl'OS$-On:ss,
Next Geraldo,• that'd be contro­
versial
Instead, you get non-contro­
versi.al, and aubsequendy l0$lng,
teama like the PittsburghSteelm
There' • no •Quarterback Con­
troversy-here. The Steelers were
10-3 when a tarter Neil O'Donnell
broke .a bone in his nght leg and
hadtos1tout theaemammgth.ree
gamesofthescason. Enter Bubby
Brister
Rlght now you mtght be ask
tng yourself who this Bubby
Bnster character is He1s JUSt
another tn a long string of ter
nble Steelers quarterbacks that
began wtth Terry Bradshaw's
departure and ended with Neil O'Donnell's arrival. During
Brttter's 3-game reign, the
Steelera lost two and won one,
the lone victory coming agairut
Cleveland The only game of the
three in which they scored 1
touchdown was againlt the
Browns, and to be honest, Cub
Scout Troop 112 could acore a
touchdown aga.anst the Cleve­
land Browns. So~ of ut wish
the Steelus would get a little
more controve:nual for next sc.a­
wn
But back to the ruJ amtro­
versy The: reason Jun Kel.Jy was
hounded by the preu atl dunng
the week of his return was be­
cause his posttton has the high­
est pro6Je of any on the te.am .
Quarterbacks get too much credit
when a team wins and too much
criticism when a team loses. Kelly
fielded offe.n.save questions about
So Long to an Exciting Era: 49er
Steve Zwerln
The world as we know 1t
ended last Sunday The stabtlity
of somescic:nofically proven facts
of nature are now disputable. In
the years leadang to last Sunday
we could say wtth absolute cer
tal.nty that gravlty caused ob­
jects to always faU at a certam
speed or that certain chenucal
combinations would always
cause a specific result.
But there is-or rather I
should learn to say-was an·
other important law of nature.
That law was that the San Fran­
cisco49en were the best team in
the world of fooc ball Everyone
in the San Francisco Bay Area
knew that. And all the other
NFL team.-; knew that (whether
they were willing to admit it or
not).
But the 49ers lost on Sun­
day This is a phystcal phenom­
enon that cannot be explamed
by even the most brilliant sclen­
osts and rheorettcists in the most
prestigious unive:rs1t1es of higher
learrung.
Yes, the Dallas Cowboys are
good, but they don't have that
spectal characteristic that led S. F .
to mfinite Super Bowl wins and rune playoff appearances ina ten­
year span
The 49ers had Joe Montana
(also known as •Goct• to about
27 million people), Jetty Rice,
Ronnie l.ott and many others
that made the '9e.rs repeat win­
ners despite many changes in
coadung staffs, numerous quar­
terback controVersies and the loss
of many players to UlJunes, free
agency and retirement.
When Joe Montana had eJ­
bow sutgery several yean ago,
many critics thought that the
49ers were finished But Steve
(he's got a really cool first name)
Young rose to the occasion and
kept the team going as wtnners.
He did so well this season that he
was rated the best quarterba ck
in the league an honor that is
worthy of Montana-like distinc-. ttons.
But still they lost, to Dallas.
And it was not a pretty sight I
am so grateful that 1 am not at
home in the Bay Area right now,
because the mood of the cit1zens
there 1s probably destroyed. The
suictde rate has probably in­
creased by 200% because the
49ers lost.
There are two baseball
teams, a basketball team, a his place aa a starter on the Nme
team with The Great Frank
Reich, and he handled the ques·
tioru wdJ for aomeone in his
pa~ition.
Kelly has been one of the top
few quanerback.s in the league in
the pan five years, and is The
Starter. Frw RelCh, who could
probablyatartonsomebodyelle's
t.um, i.J The Backup. When you
start interchanging those two
positions, bad things ~ppm..
A good compte of this is
what might have happened if
George Bwh had let Ius backup
run the show for a few days, just
so he could rest a lltde. Frank
Rtlch underat.mds this concept,
which ts why he never com­
plained about not starting against
MWru wt week. This is also
wby he makes such a good con­
tribution to such a good te.am.
asty is Now Over
hockey team (even if they suck)
and many college team.s, but the
most important and beloved
team by the residents of North­
ern California is the San Fran­
cisco 49ers. Now that the 49en
lost, and the stability of their
football domination has been
destroyed, footbaU in the Bay
Area will never be the sa.meagam..
If any consolation for North­
ern California can come out of
this playoff loss, tt wiU be when
the Dallas Cowboys win Super
Bowl XXVIII over tht ~uffalo
Bills.
And DaUas will win (I'd bet
my life savings on it) bec.luse the
real Super Bowl was played by
the49ersand rheCowboys . ThAt
was the true championship .
Tht game we'll watch on
January 31st will merely be the
consolatio n game. Buffalo had a
rem.arkable comeback win over
the Houston Oilers, and the~r
easy victory over the favored
Miami Dolphins was quite im­
pressive, but the BiUs still are not
in the same class as the 49ers and
(sigh). yes, the Dallas Cowboys.
Since it couldn't be San Fran­
asco, I'm glad it's gomg to be
Dallas that will take home the
Super Bowl rings next Sunday.
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for men and women.
Hidden Valley Camp in­
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February 24.
Make appointment and
get further information at
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Friday 22
CELBBRA TE YOUR REPRO­
DUCTIVE RIGHTS • Plannc:d
Parenthood of the CoJumbtal
Willamettc asks you to JOlll them
m a potluck party on the 20rh
anru\'crsary of rhe Roe vs Wade
dec1sion. Call 775-4031 for de­
tails.
WEU.I'U. BE DAMNED -Art/
On the Edge, the Portland Art
Museum's contemporary art pro­
gram, prc.~ents a special o~ning
night benefit featuring the film
'Damned in the USA' The film
looks at the controversy over fr~;c­
dom of expression in the art
world. At Cinema 21, 7 p m.,
223-i515 for more mfo.
FANCY FORD FILMS FOR
FRIDAY -SAY THAT TIMES
FAST -The Roseway The at rt
b-.:pn-thdr spec1al film tribute!
to highly acclaimed American di­
rector John Ford with the first
the fltst installment m rheir
weekly .senes, The Man Who
Shot LibcrtyValance, •and'Young
Mr Uncoln · Admission pnc~
SS.OO, $3.00 for students and :se-. ruors
Saturday 23
BOKA MARIMBA--NOW
SA YTHATTENTIMES FAST
-Exhilarating, positive entrgy
music from this Portland based
dance band. Now what makes
this so unique that you'd travel
all the way to Music Millennium
at 32nd and East Burnside to sec
'em~ Well, it's free. for one thing.
and also 'cuz their sound is based
upon the traditional music of the
Shona people of Zimbabv.re . 3
p m.. Oongaboongal
THE\"RE BACK ... .AND TilEY
W ANTYOUR CAN OF FOOD
AND ARTICLE OF CLOTH­
ING!!· Calobo ~rums to bring
some fun into an otherwise typi­
cal, boring Sarurday night on
campus AJso a great chance to
meet OSPIRG people. The party
staru at 9 and doc:sn'c end till
rrudnght.
A LITTLE SOMETHING
M.EUOW -Emerging smger/
5engwnter talent Marlt. Curry
'NillbeintownWlthspccJalguests
HaJrWay Homctoperformsongs
from his debut album, Is's Onl}!
lime. If you're just siclr. and tired
of that grunge stuff, this may be
the place to go. At rht: I<ey Largo,
8 p.m .. Tix at FASTlXX outlets,
or call244-TIXX.
A REAL WOMAN'S GAME­
An informauonaJ meeting for
those interuted in panlCipating
in the Mother Rockers Women'• Rugbv Team w11l be held in the
T ra1lroom at 4 p m No expe.n­
ence necessary, JUst a wdhngness
to bust some skulls
FREE CONCERTI FREE CON·
CERTl FRBE CONCERT! If
that didn't ~:.atch your attention,
then I don't know about
you .. MetaValtcmatt~ band Life,
Sex & Death w1ll be at the
Roseland The•n~ with special
guests Big Daddy Meatsrraw at 8
p m.. Known for their
unpredic:tahllit} and dangerous
stunto;;, thi. FREE show will sim­
ply be one c munuous audto-vi­
sual shocker.
FOR SENlORS ONLY -Career
SeMces wdJ be sponsoring a spe
ctal class meering in the east end
of Stamm codtscuss requirements
for the june graduates, special
servtce.s for the: post-college tran-. . . sit ion, commencement acttvmes and the SeniorC.elcbratlon Sub­
marine sandwiches will be served
Call Career Scrvtces x7077 to
R.S V.P
"JUST SAY NO" Kevtn Berrill
preeeese.nts .. "( onfronung Hate:
Personal Responses to Harass­
ment," a student workshop to
fight theforcesofeviloftheworld
and save the universe (maybe).
Check it out. At Stamm, 4-6 p m.
T. urs ay 28
FOR ALL YOU KEVIN
BERRILL FANS-Can't seem to
ger enough of this guy, eh?
·countenng PreJudice and Fos·
tenng Equalir:y on Campus," will
be headed by K B for the staff
and the admm1stration from 8:30
to 10 in the morning and later for
rhe faculty from 3 to 4:30p.m.
i-ATTENTIONALLLEWIS&: -l
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OSPIRG TIP OF THE WEEI<
Hey, go to the Calobo concert on Saturday, January 23 from
12 p.m. m Fields It will be way cool!
The adrru~Sion ta one can of food or an article of clothing, as
ldonatton to OSPIRG. Not much for an eventng of fun I
AJso at the concert therewtll be a stgn-upsheet forexdtmg.v '"''"'
to get uwolved with OSPIRG And don't forget our core mec:ttnJ
1Wr1u·c :hare every Wedneaday at 4 30 p.m , basement of Odell.
Let's have a good term of helping out the environment!
12 ·Friday, January 22, 1993 · the Pioneer Log IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ...
Well it used to be the Pine Street fheatre, then lt became
Rockcandy, and now lt's La LUNA Portland's leading concert club,
bes1des havtng a name change, possesses the best sound system tn
town, a non smolong coff~::e room, coat cheack, vtdeo, pmbaU,
plenty of hquor, and a 1023 person capacity LaLUNA has also added
a newly renovated 2nd floor called The Llvtng Room, featunng pool
tables, video, and a 22 ft. shufAeboard(l)
And for the entire month of January, there will be no covu
charge tn The Uvng Room! C.oming attracttons mdude T
People., Bomb, Hitting Birth, Ziggy Marley and the Melody Maken,
Cherry Poppin' Daddies, lnspiral Carpets, and mucho mas
LaLUNA is located at 215 S.E Ntnth and Pine, 222 9649
SOFA and OSPIRG
present
A BENEFIT C..ONCERT FEATURING .
SATURDAY, JANUARY 23
9:00 -1 2:00 PM
FIELDS DINING ROOM
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