Title
The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper
Description
Volume 57, Number 8
Subject
Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper
Creator
Pioneer Log Staff
Date
1992-11-01
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Type
Newspaper
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-April sums
up the elections
and records some
Lewis & Clark stu
dent commentary
-He's drinking
coffee and talking
about the sixties:
Mike Mooney steps
out
-Bugs Bunny Fest
EATURES
-Grant Edwards
responds to last
week's
Forum Fun
Schotland' s
hot and not sitting
still:
Administration's to
blame
__,.Football win
over Wlllamette:
41·18
-They've been.
over for months, but
Zwerln and
lro take
cracks at those
wacky Olympics
PORTS
-What the hey:
It's Argyle Day.
__,Name
Dropplng .... a list of
students visiting
Lewis & Clark you
could get to know
J •
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an
Jason Kaneshiro
Lcw1s & Cluk Cone~ is switching from a
quutc:r c:&lenda.r to a aemcstc:r c:.alendat in the
Fal.lo£1994
A taskforcc formed by the Curriculum
Commlttce ln the fall of 1992 has produced
theu report after diKuuton of the calendar
change
The tukforc:e hu met for two houra every
Thursday morning alnc:e ita formation They
sifted through documents produced by Lewis &
Clark's variOUS departments in (esponae to the
c:alcnda.r chan~ . Draft plans were also circu
lated to faculty and sta.ff and a atudent forum
wu hdd. 1be recommendat ions have now
been fin.allzed and today, copies of the t&skfora:
report an: bang distributed among f.acultymem
bcn
The T ukforce bas settled on two optJon.s
for the 199<4 calenda.r a 16-wcek plan Utd a 15-
weU plan A vote on which c.aJend&r to adopt
will be held about 1 weelc. from now on l'tovem
ber 17 "The vote will be made withm the
Cumculum Committee
Student ~pre:senutive Ducy V &JentJne, a
member of the ta.skforc:e, worked on the Report
and IJ open to atudcnt comments and suggo
week sexx1.ester • .
Lewis &c Oark College
Student-run Newspaper
Volume 57, Number 8
Friday, November 6, 1992
• • ovett or eave tt
tions prior to the upcommg vote. •t would be
wil.1ing to ~ve another forum t£ Students were
open tO it, • said Valentine .
--rh.iJ is the time for 1tud~u to calt~ the
opportunity tO make their voices hurd Now is
the ttm.e decisions are being nwk. ~ the
studentreprcsentative on this c:omnUt tee I want
to have as much student input .md involvement
as possible, • said Valentine.
Ctanted, such a change of c:.alendaz is a
logistJcal problem for everyone at Lewi.s !l Clark
Co~, not JUSt atudcnts . Valentine iJ ccruln
that the cale.nd&r ch&nge will run wtthout grut
difficulty "Thueiusuongsentiment tomili
the t:ran.sation as smooth .u possible, • com
mented Vale.otJne .
Yet there is still astrongstudent senu.ment
on campus that the dcaaion to go through With
the calmdarchangewu made without student
input. This past Wednesday dunng registration
a petition was being orculated by a fint year
student m protest of th.e c:&lenda.r change. The
petition voteed the Ccd.if\8 that fmt·ye.ar stu
dena were inadequately mformed of the up
commg c:&lmd.ar c.ha.oge for some students
they may n:coo.st.dered ataya.ng at lzwis & CWk
tf the calendar change tri.nSition does not run
smoothly .
Approximately 100 Lewis & Clark students
&.culty and •dmlrustraton attended an open
forum in the Council Ch..rnbers last week
Wednesday rught tO
addttsssuch~ over the c~b:ndu dwlge. The forum wu
orga.niz.ed to add.n:ss auch iuuc:s u ways to
make the ~er to scmesur ch..angc a posttJve
e:xpr.:ricna and to de.al With student concerns
over the change.
At the forum, studentS voiced the senti·
ment that they h.a~ been ignored, espr.:ciaUy
fint·ycar st :.~dents and sophomores Studcoa
Wlf\ted to !mOW' why the SWJtch wu occur
ring and whether or not the administration
bad been paying any lttenooo to ttudcnts
Evan Wlllia.au responded to students
apirutthech.ange. 'lt'ududwut . Students
ahould try to JUSt mili the beat out of the
situation, • Williams uid.
Valentine po:mts out dut present topho
morcs and fust-yeM 1tudcnta should not be •
concerned about bang caught in the "traNi·
don period!
•Jking ~student in this cra.ruition period
does not mUD that you won't graduate oo
time. It will not ~t your 6na.ncial aid or
&bilityto goonovase.u p1ogranu, • commented
Valentine.
The Cumculucn Com.Jnjtcce vote decid
ing which ca.lendu tO put into KtiOn will ra!cc
pl.aceoo Now:mbcr 17th. Elfccuvdy, there i.s
1 full Wttk during which to contact your stu
dent rep~nt~tives Darcy Valentlne {Box
l048', Crystal BergrrorChria B...aiicyW1th your
optruons . They ugcrly aw~t yourcommcnu
-
1 Th.ls wu the plan proposed by the Curriculum
Coauruttec And voted on by the faculty lut spno.g. Cluses
in the fall semester would begin after Labor Day 8egnln.rung befon:
Labor D&y ls inconvuu.ent for students with summer JObs and for
student and faculty f&m.ily pi-ins,
2 The 15-weck plan, considering that nudents will normaUy
cake four ~thcr than three courses, provtdes for neuly as much m
cl.ass time ovcsaU per year thAn Ll nDW thec&Seon thequ.utersystem.
3. The 15-week plan IJ the oae used by many libcnl aru coOcges
with an e.uly semster/four semester hout tcbedulc.
4. With uummervacation bclng twowcelcs longer under the 15-
..w:ck plan it would be ea.tlcr to dcs.ign a oudy equivale.oc summer
ses11on.
---1--+--i 21Ae ..
I
week semester
l. The 16-wu.k plan adds one week of tcarh:ina t.imc to
each ICIX'Ieltct th.us Bivin& students l8 wuks of in-<l&SI
iostJUctinn, Jti.1J twO wcrb ahonct tNn the cuneot 30
W'tc.lrs Th.ia tn1ka it ea•ie.r to put pracnt cwrio•LarCDOtent into
g;.wn counes, rcsultina in lela loa OYU....U.
l. An extra W'cek. provides an idvan~ for stude.nta who will
h&~ to m.l..rliF the ltandard row COWII: load rather than three u
at present and an incn:uc in the time ava.il.hle for & mo~ rUlecuvc
nyk of le.a.mLas invoi'VUl writing and di.lcuaion.
3. The Ionaer teme~tu is an adva.n~ in t.hoele a.rus of the
curriculum in which lcn.gth of avaiLable time: is a sipifiant factor,
CS· studio art and theater d•ues, couna involving ~ensi~
resuzc.h, and ovaaa1 atudy programs.
4. An extra week would !NV men conYenicnt the xhcduling • of a required tmior thais for all students.
s. . The 16-week term would begin~ ubor o.y. • ectton
The dectSJons are final
April M. Lee • un-own: tnton1 Corinna Ann Buchh
April M.
News Edi .... ~
o on • • •
Happy With the results? Ask your fnendly netghborhood Lewis & Clark student
est preslden t whtn he takes office
on Januaty 20. S1110.6NT COUNQ
We took the Presic
co cure Jt. Anyw1y, hJ,
know the rat ThiJ Ia
did for two boun at d
The voting booths closed at
8:00 on November 3rd ~d it is
now three days after the dec
tion, but do you really know aD
dat ~ppened ? The pres1dential dectlon re
sults caused some interesting stu
dent resporues here at l£wis &
Oark.
•J'm glad Bush lost, said jean
Gallagher, a sophomore £rom Cali
fornia. •J think Clinton is the best
of the three who were running
He's t~ang a lot and I'm hoping
he'D really do something . • stress, • said Ellen Lov.re, spoke.
woman for No on 9 • A heavy
burden has been lifted."
On the other side, Lon
Mabon stated, •Even 42%,
though not a majority is a major
statement by a large portion of
our state.• We spent much 1
•unounding it. ThiJ it
tat I'm aure you'U b
elsewhere in thiJ pape
the status of they~
smce the present one n
Vlce-Presldent of Budg
Syneqpa Budgets, whi1
J talked with Amy, a.n
worked it out, and chi Of course, Bill Clinton is
Plesident, but what about the
rest of the issues you put an X
next to when you voted?
The following is a brief run
dovro of the facts and figures and
some responses to the elecoon
results.
According to~ Associated
Press tally, Ointon had won 349
electoral votes and led 29 more,
Bush had won 115 dectoral vores
and led for 42, and Perot ran the
strongest third-candidate race tn
more than a generation
However, the Ointon-Core
team will take office after having
won far less than 50 percent of
the popular vote.
Also, at 46, Clinton will be
come the nation's thud-young -
the Pioneer Log Staff
Sclkor Ia O,ief
Jason K•nesbiro
Paoductioa/Featura
Adolfo Cam ..........
bch Stn:ct
Nc w 1 EdkOI"I
Corinna Ann Buchholz
April M. Lee
!ditor: •t'm amazed that Ointon
blew him out so bard, but I'm
happy with it, nonetheless ,"
stated freshman, Matt Samson
Although the naoonal elec
tom vote looked like a landslide,
here in Oregon the actual popular
vote in the presidential race was
quite close. About 284, 478 people
cast a vote forOinton , while 224,
716 Oregon residents voted for
Bush and 164, 453 people voted
for Perot
Oregon residents voted on
numerous other issues too, some
of which may have spuked the
lughest voter turnout in Oregon's
history.
Measure 9 failed in a close
but dtxis:ivecontat, with 344,064
pdtple voting yes and 409,475
voters casting a no vote. This
vote sparked respon.aes on both
sides of the iaue.
•Many people here have been
living m a state of tens&on and Students at L&C had some
thmg to say about the results of
Measure 9 also.
--rhe returns on Measure 9
reflected where the OCA was
stationed I was surpnsed that it
was so close. There are more
closet conservaoves in Oregon
than I expected," Dawn Elmer
said.
"It's [measure 9's defeat] a
positive step toward accepting
diversity, but at the same time
we need to examine that seg
ment of the population that
voted yes on 9," said Jenny
Mitchell, a sophomore at L&C.
AU other state wide baUot
measures also went down to de
feat, except one. Oregon voters
approved tom limits but turned
down proposals that would have
paid for parks, banned t:riple
traller trucks, created a split-roU
tax, restricted gill netting on the
lowerColumbia, and shutdown
the Trojan nuclear power plant
immediately .
oone ABOVE: BILL & Al'S EXCELLENT ADVENlURE ; THEY
WON
BELOW: OREGON VOTERS PlAY Fill IN THE BlANKS As far as last yeac
that due to a mess of
lost a bunch of phot
masing materiaJ) we j
helpf If you haveany/
co mel (I am near the
proofchecJc. write cap
t:XlSting picture.., con
almost completely do
We discussed wh
stand on measure 9
guessed, be No). Afte
we may feel the same
appeared to), we did J
the CouncU to take t
srudenr body, and t)
support of 9. Ultin
moved to have Counc
down 3-to-.5. We, of c
mdtVJduals, and if yo
We discussed th
cve.ryone's boxea by r
We dJscussed what i
people had heard abo
so, you should come
one of us See if I ca1
Remember how
,u __ 1t ts This is tv.
lfoNmd until you ge
Here's what hap
of there in an ho'
arroyo of ASLC t
Oh, we did discu1
dl"nt of JSLC, ,. Alina Edwards
Spoda Editcw
SteveZwam
Puhllclc Occwnnca Editor/
Ceetoon'-t Mooney the person. not the .thing gets sOCiable .. u,x tutors Are Y'
lewis & Clark, ~
r.tn•:n can Language z
Ryu Lee
Pboto EcUtOI"
Erin Feldman
Front Pap/C.aphk Dc1fp
Phil Duong
AdvatidnaMI
Ouimnc krtin
Sr&pN!nir McCwdy
AclwiiOr
Peta Ouutm~m
Wait•n, Photo Hmmcla, Q,o.
trihuton: Dave Bryant, I in
W•Jkn, Sophy Serghi, Teya
h1huell, Monaca Harril, Yul
ICatD, Edwuda, Charla
Twbti, ~ji MiDipwa, Staci
Paoub, Tori lloche, Aaron
~do& Arjan Shutte, Ivan
Drur.br, 'KJittiMf!d: •wrh,tn
McCadle, OW StepiJeN, CJe8
J:mbl, Miranda fiulrr, Julle
Vnebla, Lyctia Waztr,
M"'a. lit,__ Corinna Ann Buchholz
Approximately 30 students,
administrators and staff of lewis
& Oark took time out Wednes
day night to have Mocha with
Mooney.
According to Forest re.ident
director Rick Debellla, the event,
held in T a.Illanlck lounge, was •a
chance for everybody to get to
know president Mooney the per
son."
•Not the thing' added presi
dent Michael Mooney.
Debellia pointed out the
meetingwu •not an iuues meet
ing."
During the two hour between
9:00pm and 11:00, Mooney spoke
on many pcnonal iaauea, u wdl
u hia planJ for and feelings about
Lewil & Cluk Collqe.
, think it' a (the mating) very
bendicial I've bun tothaemeet
ing befwe and thia time Mooney
and .the ltudenu talked more
about perJONI iaaua U1d opin
iona, • nid L8IC N"Dior CryJUJ
Berger. -people definitely na:d to
come to thae m-rin- . ~-; .. _ ---o-· It """"68 a new lisbt to Mooney.'
Mooney began the ni&ht by dwina a 1tcny about hia daugh
tn wbo il iD He told of
the joy lbc Edt iD th1a P'lt eJec
tion becaua abe wu able to vote
for the 6nt timr.
2 ·Friday, Novealber 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log Cri111e Beat He paralleled dlis recent dec
tion with the first presidential
election in which he had partici
pated, in that in both instances a
torch was being passed from an
older generation to a new one.
•t'm glad to see the moment
of tran.aition. .. I wu a&a1d we
had forgotten ideali1m, • said
Mooney. Oct 31, 7:30 p.m. -Several students in the forest area were cital
ahooting paint pellet guDJ at the windowa of Alder and Spruce. have been a deli bel
~rtSu:ient of Swedish
rtSOJ'vecheSAA.B mo
p.lUII and Programml
~ntra calendar in T
rrom some guy for fr
UOUJld the edge of it,
thanks for the ~
~retty wild, no'
smg Barry Mani
the chance to se Mooney and the others in
Tamarack talked about
Mooney' 1 experiences in the
1960's. Also, the similarities be
tween the change of Eiaenhower
to Kennedy and Buah to Ointon, Oct 3J, 12:45-1:00 a.m.-A blt-and-run acddcnt occuned in the
Templeton paddnglot. Two lamp poltl were knocked over by a car
was later determined to be a tax.iab &om the Broadway Cab coa1p
Campua Safety ia pursuing t:h.is matter with the company.
Nov.2-AlmortSJ6,000incomputerequipmentwureportedstoJjen
the Computer llesal~ Showroom in Templeton. Emp~ diJclatl
the theft on Monday momln& but it Lt bcliewd th.at the equlpm1:n
taken d.urinB the wcek.rnd.
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • the direction Mooney aea the
country to be going ~nd
Mooney'• pei'IOnJ..l opinion on •
wb.t Clinton ahould do in the :
caae of the national defence bud-•
~· . • Baidea more penonal opin-•
• • PIZZA HUT
I I I I I \ I I< \ Would like to t
lewis & ~
students for
continued su iona, Mooney J..lso wu quea-:
tioned about hit plana for Lewia •
& CWk in the not five yun. •
Hla reapome induded refermce :
to the achool'a Muter Plan, Sig
oanue Plan, and hopa to Jiliee
faculty aa1aria U1d lnaeaae ben
efit&. : LARGE PIZZA-MEDIUM PRICE
Mooney plana to have at
leut four more Mocha with
Moaoey nigbu in the upcoming
montha. HewWbevilitm,otber
dorm room loungaand ~ins
with the LewiJ & CJuk commu
nity. :Order any large Pizza and pay the price of a ........
: with the same number of toppings.
• Offer expires June 30, 1999
: Plcar mention coupon when orderin&
• • • 452-0262 • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ;orne to the meetinE
Fortunatdy, yo1.
PM, Stammort
vnu came,~
naruc you for rudi
Mark Pitt .,
It' 'llW"in& the c
ou have to111 of m
however,t
~ry once in a v
1 hYPnotiaJmen
He was hen
IUner . Ruth Tr
t it'd be h
lttfC3ting and co
who were there
said, •J wiU
act iJ a mix of
·n •• fonns of E.S.
here Tuesday
the crazy kida hholz. Ne-ws----------------
Retention Letter Receiving Responses
1 srut>BNTCOUNcacossCAMPINc,cnsooousH Williams, Madson letter 1nv1tes Lewts & Clark to solve ·retentton· woes
RE: THEY
'E BlANKS
•
aru were Cited:
md Spruce
lCUncd 1D the
dover by a cat will
Jway Cab COO:Ipll
npany
~cported stolen
P"ployees
t the CQUlpm1ent•
••••••••
like to ........
~is &
ents for
. ued sun,(
PRICE
tice of a Mc:u
• ppmgs.
jlcnng
•••••••• We took the Presidential New Tie fund money to get lotion
ro cure tt. Anyway, hi, hello. Thia lalvan of Information and you
know the rest. Th!J Is the Update. ThJa is what Student CouncU
did for two boura at their last meetin~
We spent much time dlacuuing the Yearbook and issues
1urroundlng it. This Ia when I wear my Commuwcation.e Chair
nat I'm aure you'll be 4lble to read about it i.n labonou 1 dctall
elseWhere l.n thb paper, but basically there were concerns about
rhe status of the yearbook and also who the editor of Synergia was
tance the present one resigned and so the Praident {Amy) and the
VIce-President of Budget & Finance (Chad) frou theY earbookand
Synergia Budgets, which it turned out they weren't a.llowed to do
1 talked with .Amy, and we aU talked about tt at the meenng and
worked it out, and they are &oud no more.
As far as last year's yearbook goes, J am chagnned to report
that due to a mess of unfortunate circumstancet (the pubhshe.r
lost a bunch of photos primarily, plus there was some other
aussmg material) we are looking at mid february But you can
bel pi If you have any photos, especially from last year, bnng them
to mel (I am near the info desk.) Better still, lf you want to help
proofcheck, write captions fur boxes, or look through and choose
exisring pictures, come talk to mel That would be great. It is
almost completely done and I Just luww you'U love it.
We diScussed whether or not Council should take a formal
stand on measu~ 9 {that stand, would, as you have probably
guessed, be No) After much di$cuasion, we a.ll agreed that while
we may feel the same way about the measure (which we mostly
appeared to), we did not agree on whether it was appropnate for
the Council to take this position, as we do represent the entire
student body, and there are indeed students here who are i.n
support of 9 Ultimately Student RepresentatJve Tony Ross
moved to have Council take a formal post non on 9 It was voted
down 3-to--5. We, of course, are still free to spread our opiruons as
mdtviduals, and if you know us, we probably will.
We discussed the Student Water Retention letter put in
everyone's boxes by Dennis Madson and Evan Wlllia.ms last week.
We dtscussed what rt meant and what it was about and what
people had heard about it Do you have any opinion about it? If
so, you should come talk to one of us If not, don't come talk to
one of us. See if I care
Remember how I said that I didn't get last week m on time?
Here it lS This is two Tuesdays ago, so set your watch an hour
rd until you get to the end of the article
Here's what happened · NOTHING . Snoou city. We were
of there in an hour and ten rrunutes Just a few stray rocks m
arroyo of ASLC that day.
Oh, we did discuss something MonsoorSharlf, the new V tce
nt of ISLC, said that TSALC students are havmg trouble
tutors Are you confused? ISLC as International Students
Lewis & Clark, wtule ISALC 1s lnstttute for the Study of
ll;Cln Language and Culture, or something like that This had
have been a deliberate JOke. But anyway Shannon Todd, Vice-
'reslldeJlt of Swedish Cars, talked about whar was bemg done to
resoi'Ve the SAAB money problems, and V tce-Pretident of lnforma
and Programming Gary Tmun said he was working on a
;cnu calendar m Templeton. He said he was getang ttus board
some guy for free, and then there would be local advertising
"""nd the edge ofit, and several of us thought that wasyucky He
thanks for the info.
P~tty wild, no<. You should see it when we ruzlly get loose
smg Barry Manilow songs Which actually you would have
the chance to see happen (I am not making this up) had you
.vuu: to the meeting Tuesday, which you were of course invited
Fortunately, you're invited to the next one u weU Tuesday,
·SOPM,Stammo rtheASLCConferenceRoomneartheinfodesk.
u came, than.ks. If you didn't, you missed •copacabana .•
you for reading, you are my fnend.
SOFA
Mark Pittn,an -A Completely Mental
and New Experience!
It's nearing the end of the term, and you are completelywiped .
ou have tons of reading to catch up on, and papert to write. You
zulize however, that it iu1so necessary to relax and have a Uttle
every once in a whlle. Mark Pittman can help you do that. He
a hypnotlat/mentaliat who has been an entertainer for over 15
He was here a few yean ago, and everyone enJO~ him
l.menselv. Ruth Tumerforexample,said, •J was a skeptic and I'd
IIJUJmt it'd be hoaky. It was actually totally entertaining,
ltere:sruliK and comical. • Several other people who I have talked
who wen: there a~ also psyched that he is coming back. Crystal
-... -satd, •J will defirutely be there. I loved tt last time. •
act is a mix of super ... memory, telepathy, psychokinesis, and
'h"• forms of E.S.P., and if we're lucky, a bit of hypnoSis. He will
hue Tuesday the lOth at 7·30 m Stamm. and is brought to you
the crazy kids in SOFA and Student Activmea . Corinna Ann Buchholz
Many atudenta and faculty
are offeringsuggestioru to make
Lewis 8l Clarka more enjo~ble
and better school
The suggestrons are in ~
aponse to a letter distributed to
the L&C communtty October
20th
The letter, written by Vice
President for Academic Affa1.r1
Evan Williams and Vtcc Prm
dent for Student Affairs Den
nas L Madson was mled •Help
ing Our Students to Stay and
Succeed • In at, WiJUam.s and
briefs
Christmas Tru To
Stand Itt Square
An tlgbty-foot Oouglu fit tree
wiU br moved into Ptonecr Court
house Square at noon on Novem
brr 16. The tru th.u wdl serve as
this years holiday centerpiece iu
gaft from the Clack.a.tnaa
Oistnct in the Mount Hood Na·l
tiona.l Forest. nu. is the runth
yu.r that the Portland Publtc Pa.tk
tng ganges and The AssociatlOD
for Portland Progress IS sponsor
Ing the city's Christmas tree
Their will bran annual tree-light
ing ccretr~ony on N~mbc.r 27
Tax Form
Reminder
The bUSUless office would like
remind students wodo.ngon cam
pus to pot tha.r pe.rmanentlhome
address on the W-l forms They
cannot send your tax fomu to
your lC box. If you hAve not
done this or you filled your W-2
form out wrong, pu:k up a. new
form at the business office
Scholarships to be
Awarded
The Scripps Howard Founcbtlon
gJves scholarshtps to full-t1mc
gr~duate and undergraduate nu
dents pursuing a. career tn print
and broadcast jou.rnalism These
arc three areas of fundi.ng- Jour
nalism Schola.rsh.ips, preference
giw.n to junior, senior and gradu
ate students; Robert P Scripps
Graphic Arts Grants, for students
mAJOring 10 gr~phic arts, Ellen 8
Scnpps Fc.Uowships, for wo•·ltin
fOurnallsts punuing graduate
studies Students need to ~est
a scholarship a.ppllution brfon:
December 10, by sending a letter
stating college m&JOf and career
goal to Scripps Howard Founda
tion, 1100 Central Trust Tower,
P.O. Box 5380, ClndnMt1, OH,
45201 Appli.cation forms wiU br
mailed in late December and must
be compte~ and n:turned to the
Foundadoo by Fcbruaty 25, to be
dJiiblc for 1993-94 Scholarships
Schola.rahips rang.: from SSOO to
$3,000
Volut~turs Nuded
Voluntec.rs of Amerlca's Adopt A
Family n~edJ volunteer~ now.
Volunteers will auist with tde
pbone intUn fot Wnllles wbifll
apply for aulstancc &a:n the pJO
g&m, int&lces for •&dopte.r~•, and
the matching process Volunteer~
a.n: needed Monday-Friday from
9 OOa.m. -6 OOp m andaru•k.ed
to w01k thtu hour shifts.
lntCJestcd tn tak.i"8 a three-hour
volunteershlkshouldGtll Berni~
Laun:ns at 235-8655. Madaon pointed out that only 79%
of Lewis & Clark students stay for
thw aecond ye.ar and, perhaps
more significan tly, only 63%
graduate in five yean or leu.
The letter was an open invita
tion for suggesdona and ideas on
how 1.cwLs 8l Clark can retain stu
dents. Also, membera of the L&C
commuwty were asked af they
"Response has
been really very
good. Quite a
few people have
volunteered to be
on a team."
-Dennis
Madson
would like to serve on an action
task force to help with student
retention
A fair amount of letters wnt
ten by students and faculty have
already been recewed by the Stu
dent Affairs Office, as well a.s nu·
merous phone calls and verbal sug
gestions
•Response has been reallyvery
good, • said Madson •au1te .1 few
people have volunteered to be on a
team.•
Ideas submitted center around
on malung on campus living more
atmctive o.nd V\a.b\e through per
hapscteatUlgan upperclasssperson
floor or groupmg students by theu majora One teacher made an
example of a floor for btology
aajora Alao, mo~ options for
the Bon Appettt me.a.lseMGe plan
are bang co1111den:d
Many people also expressed
concenu over the cost of the food
service and on campus livmg.
'We're going to look at that {the
excessive costs), • said Madson.
• And make sure those are at the
nght co.st ... the lowest possible
cost Wlthout operating m a defi
cit*
Madwn hopes to k.eep the
food service cosu at a conatant
level for the next cou pie of years,
or perhaps having a slight de
crease
According to Madson, there
will be two or three groups
wtuch will meet to cfucuss Jpe
aficwues
One group may implement a
campus advtsmg I tutoring
group, while another may work
on lowering the cost of Bon
Appetit and Barnes and Noble
servu:es and· improving campus
houang.
•Jt's still real early/ said
Madson. •PJght now the goal is
to coUect tdeas and get volun
teers. Then we'll take the best
and most viable ideas. Some of
the 1deas may be implemented a$
early as ne:xt faJt.•
Some general gools Madson
hopes will be met are a five per
cent maease in the retention of
first yea.rttudents dunng the next
two years, ~d allowing aU stu
dent• to engage in a Co\\cgc
Outdoors experience three or four
years down the road.
Halloween Weekend: Boo
Calobo/OSPIRG dance ra1sed more than the dead
Alissa Edwards
Good samaritans packed the
Halloween Dance in Stamm Din
ing Room last Saturday night.
About 200 L&C students attended
the concert.
Calobo provided the mustc for the
event, which was a benefit for the
homeless i.n Portland.
The dance was the bramchild
of Calobo's Dave Andrews, who
coordmated the event with Sam
Baker
The pnce of ~nussion was a
donataon of food, clothing, or money, with the proceeds gomg
to org4lnizations which work
with the homeless in this area.
Baker said that donations were
•substantial• 4lnd that food gath
ered at the door is being given to
the Sisters of the Road Cafe, a
non-profit restaurant which pro
vides food and jobs for the home
less. Clothing items will go to
Cree.nlis}lt, a shelter fer home
less runaway teenagers .
Calobo plans to host another
musical event with other bands
in the sprin& possibly with a
bc.nefit theme as well.
HALLOWEEN MEANS PUMPKINS: lliESE SMIUNG LC
S1UOENTS ARE CERTAIN OF THAT.
Friday, November 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log· 3 Adolfo Gar-"7 ...
Features Edir"-'' 0
Adolfo Garz
a e s ' c •• Reading the Seatt
is a Portland film ai tic
of mild frustration . Mellow Madness and Cinema 21 bring you the Second Bugs Bunny Film Festtval-better hurry up, it w111 only play for 1 0 days A great number
cialty movies open iJ
long before they get
Jand Adolfo Garza
Dunng the next 10 days,
you stmply will not find a . . ' more entenawng movte any-
where than T'hL St.cond Bugs
Bunny Ftlm Festtva/
The Festival, which will
play November 6 thru 15 at
Cmema 21, ts a comptlat10n
of about a doz.en Looney
Tunes and Merrie Mdo
dtes shorts from the 40's
and 50's.
These shorts were
originally made for the
atncaJ exh1-
bition.
and there's no better way to
enjoy them than on a theater:
the collective laughter ts m
fectious, thecartoon'smaniac energy larger-than-life.
That by ttselfwould mean
little, tf not for the fact that
the Looney Tunes and Merrie
Mdodjes are some of the most
hilanousarumated shorts ever
made
The whole Warner Bros.
family 1s here· Bugs, Daffy,
Porky, Elmer Fudd, Yosemtte
Sam, Tweety, Sylvester,
II Foghorn Leg-hom,
the Road
Runner
I
and Coyote.
Bamng any last-minute
lineup changes, the Festival
will include the following
-----Video Review
eGo shorts.
•Porky's Preview ('41)
Porky presents h1s own car
ton show.
• Porky Pig's Peat (' 43)
Porky and Daffy are unable to
pay then bill at the Broken
Arms Hotel
•8BaiJBunny('50) Bugs
tries to help a per-forming
pengum find h1s
way home.
• Ballot
A I
Box Bunny ('51) Bugs and
Yosemite Sam engage in nasty
competitio n in their race for
Mayor.
unes: • 1933-1948
In case watching T1u Bugs
Bunny Ftstiva/leaves you crav
ing for more Looney Tunes,
this is the video for you.
T1u Goltkn Agt of Loonty
Tunts: t933-1948, available
from MGM/UA home video,
contains 70 arumated shons
from Warner Bros.
The collection's total run
ning time JS a whopping 9
hours.
Knowing that you prob
ably won't be watching it in
one sitting, the folla at MGM
video have divided the car
toons into 10 categories :
•t930s Musicals • ~irsts • I I 'T ex Avery, • •Bob Oampett, •
•Chuck Jones,• •frizFrelen& •
•Bugs Bunny by Each Direc
tor,• •t940s Zanies,• •Hooray
for Hollywood, • and 'l'heArt
ofBup.•
•
The Looney Tunes fint
got atarted when producer
Leon Schlesmser hired ex-Disney ammators Hugh
Harman and Rudy Ising to
produce musical cartoons for
Warner Bros. release.
The first cartoon with
Bugs Bunny was 'fhe Wild
Hare, • ('40) by T ex Avery.
Daffy Duck' first starring
role was in •Daffy Duck and
Egghead• ('38), where he sings
• Merry-Go-Round Broke
Downt•.
Tweety made his debut in
• A Tale of Two Kitties•; Fog
hom Leghorn was first seen in
-walky Talley Hawky,• and
Porky's first appearance was
in Fritz Freleng's •J Haven't
Got a Hat.•
All of these are included
in the •firsu• category.
Each of the four most im
portant directon of Looney
Tunes it given his own sec-
• bon.
Tex Avery's includes:
•cinderella Meets Fella, •
•Hamateur Night, • and
4. Prlday, 6,1992. the Log -rhugs with Dirty Mugs."
ln the Bob Clampett sec
tion are: •wabbit Twouble, •
• A Corny Concerto, • Kitty
Komered,• and -rhe Great
Piggy Bank Robbery.•
Cartoons by Chuck Jones
mclude: •sniffles Takes a
Trip, • The Aristo-Cat, • and
•Jnki at the Circus. •
In Friz Freleng's section
are: •Rhapsody in Rivets, •
•Pigs in a Polka,• •Tweetie
Pie:
All the cartoons are in
great condition, since they
have been mastered directly
from original 35mm rutrate
composite prints, with the
color cartoons mastered from
m T echnicolor prints.
Golde" Age of Loo11ty Tut~ts
is currently available on
laserdisc only. However, a
videocaasette release is not to
be ruled out, given the popu
larity that this collection has
enjoyed. • Leghorn Swoggled
('51) Henery Hawk, Fog
hom Leghorn, and the bam
yard hound have fun the old
fashioned way.
• Rabbit Seasoning ('52)
Daffy toes to convmce Elmer
Fudd that tt's rabbit seasoni
Bugs gets Daffy into • pronoun
trouble. •
• Rabbit's Kin ('S2)
lump or
two?, • Bugs asks Pete Puma.
You know what happens
next ...
•Bully for Bugs ('53) Bugs takes up bull fightin&.
• Duck Dodger• in
24 1/2 Century ('53) ...,a
engages tn a battle to the
to keep Marvin Martian
gaining control of Planet X
•Satan's Waiting
Sylvester goes to Hell.
• Beanstalk Bunny
This sendup of Tack and
Beanstalk features Elmer
the giant
•Gee Whiz ('
The Coyote puts
trust in the prolduc
of the ""'-·
Corpora
• One Froggy E.ve
('56) A constructio n wo
finds a singing frog, tries
strike it rich. Oftentimes, Se1
gagements that don'
are never released in
theaters.
Hen: are some of
thatare currently p~
there, and may open 1
on this year.
Johnny Stral
(ItAly, 1991 • ••
Roberto Benigni
Jason Kanest
Th1s past sun
record collection co
only three albums.
are and here are th
why·
Matthew Swut!G1
J didn't latch on
of pop because of tl
videos (featuring
comic heroine LumJ
• an 10 troverted
songwriter who pL
and bass and spen
fus career making 1
himself. He admits
NEXT WEEK ... got his first reco~
be was not out of J
he couldn't play in
After a bit of
and finally fi
Low musicians whc
as some sort c
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Adolfo Garza
Reading the Seattle papers
jsa Portland filmaitic'ssource
of mild frustration .
A great number of spe
cialty movies open in Seattle
long before they get to Port-
land
Oftentimes, Seattle en-
gagements that don't do well
are never released in Portland
theaters.
Here are some of the films
that are cum:ntly playing over
there, and may open here later
on thts year.
Johnny Stecchino
(Italy, 1991) •••
Roberto Ben.igni wants to be Italy's answer to Peter Sell
ers.
To a great extent, he has
succeeded .
]ohttr.y Stu:chitfo Oohnny
Toothpick) wu a smash hit
in Italy, and might wind up
being the most popular for
eign-language comedy in the
U.S. since La Cage Aux Follts.
Benigni, who also directed
and co-wrote the script,
achieves a de.lJcate blend of
slapstick and deadpan eccen
tricity m this comedy of er
rors and mistaken identities .
He plays an introverted
driver of a school bus who
becomes involved wtth an al
luring, mysterious woman
(Nicoletta Brasc.hi) who ap
pears to be attracted to him. (Her interest has to do
Wlth the fact that he's the
spitting 1mage of her bus
band).
Uke the title character, the
film itself is bumbling and oc
casionally clumsy, but in its
best moments, it's hilarious.
Rampage
•••ttl
Powerful, compelling look
at an extremely sJclc serial killer
and the trial that follows tus
apprehenSion .
The trial revolves around
the killer's sanity: if he's de
clared sane, he'll go to the elec
tnc chair,tf he's found msane,
he can be elegible for parole.
The opening scenes are
quite violent, and the subject
•
ee ums: Sweet,
jason Kaneshiro
Th1s past summer my
record collection consisted of
only three albums. Here they
are and here are the reasons
why·
MattMW Swut/Gi rl(riaul
I didn't latch onto this bit
of pop because of the cartoon
videos (featuring Japanese
comic heroine Lum). Sweet is
an introverted singer/
songwriter who plays guitar
and bass and spent most of
his career making demos for
himself. He admits that when
got his first record contract
was not out of his •shell":
be couldn't play in a band.
After a bit of label-hop
and finally finding fel
low musicians who d.tdn't see
b.im as some sort of dictator,
DO YOU
LOVE IT
HERE? Sweet releases a strong rock
album with lots of sugar,
mostly due to his clear, hon
est-sounding voice
The album plays out like a
novel. God creates man and
he searches for a girl. Thus
the first three tunes, -DJvt.ne
Intervention ," •rve Been
Waiting, • and •Girlfriend ."
On the first side Sweet
also indulges two of his more
abnormal naiveties. First he
addresses his obsession with
female cartoon characters in
the song -Evangeline, • and
next a petty crush he had on
actress Wmon.a Ryder in the
song titled •winona" .
Sweet bad a demo of the
song sent to Ryder but never
received a response. Under
standably so, the mushy song
contains the line •could you
be my little movie sta~ which
or probably prompted poor
Ryder to lock her door and
watch for any suspicious mu-
• Sloans.
The second side is another
story altogether as our hero
has a fallingoutwithrus•Girl
fnend," referring to his love in
the third person in the song
•noes She Talk? • After gomg
through. such downers as •1
Wanted to Tell You• and
•Holy Wa'f we reach the
acoustic finale, "Nothing
Lasts.•
The kicker: all autobio-
graphical. Sweet composed
these songs during a messy
divorce and it shows.
Tori Amos/Little Earth
'1'"'/us I had heard snatches of
the smgle •silent All These
Years" on the radio, which
come to the first-year
student to meeting!!!!
• When:
Where: speak out about:
what you like ...
what you want changed ...
Monday, Nov. 9th, 7:30p.m .
Council Chambers
• matter is not for all aud1ences,
but the film ratsea Important
questions about a cntical
moral and ettucal issue.
Michael Biehn (A/tens, K.l)
is inctsive as the prosecutmg
attorney who seeks the death
penalty
Rampage was made by
Wilham Friedlan 10 1987, but
due to legal entanglements
with the De Lauren tits Enter
tainment Group, had not pre
vaously been released
HaVlngrecentlycomeout
in favor of the death penalty,
Fnedkm made some changes
to the fllm-namdy, elnru
nated a sub-plot and changed
the endang-after lt was
shown in the 1987 Boston
Film Festtval.
os,P
quite bluntly is about an abor
tion and uncaring lover.
Amos's votce lS prickly,
drawing breath from Kau
Bush and Joni MJ.tchel.l and
she uses 1t to her advantage
smgmgsuch lines as •so you've
found a girl who thinks really
deep thoughts I what's so
amaZl.Dg about really deep
thoughts I you'd better hope
that I bleed real soon, how's
that thought for you?" Tou
che, pomt taken.
The entire album equals
this parofforward female wit
Amos is not afraid to explore
everything in her femirunity
for the sake of educating her
self and her listeners· •Me
and A Gun• is her recollection
of a rape, "Leather' tackles
bondage and •Happy Phan
tom• is an analysis of a pre
sumed freedom that comes
with death.
Amos signed her first re
cordmg contract as smger in
the metal outfit CV Ton Kant
Read" Needless to say, the
band flopped and the classi·
cally trained Amos went mto
seclusion, composing solely
for herself and her grand pi
ano. Slowly Amos built a
name for herself playing in
piano bars across England. r ea ''
••
Extrerndy dulJ story of an
interracial high-school ro
mance that is hindered by ra
aaJ conflict; he's a white Jew
ish Detroit student, she's a
black girl who's just moved
from NYC.
Zellralu.ad triea hard to be
pohticalJy correct but is hin
dered by a senes of trite char
acter developments that don't
nng true and fail to engage.
After the similarily flawed
}ur~glt Fever and Mississippi
Mas.ala, one feel.J compelled
to uk: Why is it that film
makers who tackle in te1 racial
relationships usually forget
about m.aJcing an interesting
movte~
• • 1 1 s
Supposedly Amos has a
tendency to straddle the pi
ano bench sideways so that
she can face the audience. A
common addition to her
mostly piano I acoustic sets is
her rendition of Nirvana's
•smells Like Teen Spirit. • I
would.n 't doubt that she could
pull it off, too.
SlUff Plt~Jlif's/C ruel J,Wif
tioM
Thia wondrous singet
started out in the Christian
music circuit unulshedecided
there was more than God to
croon about. Now it's the
environment , ethnic diversity,
the collapse of civilization and
the ocas.ionallove song.
Phillips's husband is none
other than T-Bone Burnett,
spooky guttarist and fellow
pal of Elvis Costello. Burnett
lends his producer's hands to
Pb..illip's solo albums, hence
production is always innova
tive, bordering on (dare I say
it?) -pet Sounds.•
The title track, "Cruelln
ventlons" sports a koto-esque
line which is actually Costello
banging on· a de-tuned 12·
string guitar with a pair of
pencils. Sounds like a cruel
invention to me. --------------------------------------------~ ·eat~res---------------------------------------------
,AJissa Edward~
Forum Editor rown or Fa erm Gra uates
For the first ome 1n recent memory. Fall Graduates will not have to wa1t unnl folloWing Spnng to paroopate in commencent
Julie Venables
The cliche, •ask and ye
shall recetve• nngs true for
this fall's 42 graduates For
the first time in recent
memory, a compl.tmentary
reception will be thrown for
the fall grads Thursday, No
vembcr 19th at 4:00 m the
Armstrong lounge in the
Manor House.
Students will be addressed
by President Michael Mooney
or his designate The celebra
tion is sponsored by the Of
fice of Alumm Rdattons and
the Portland Alumru Chap
ter.
•
In years past, fall gradu
ates have been forced to wait
until the followtng spnng to partlapate many graduation
events such as the commence
ment ceremony or the seruor
party Student tmttative
brought about the changes for
tlus year, along with help from
the Office of Alumru Rela-
• ttons.
Fall graduate Jesstca
Lewis, pomted out, •It's mce
to have a chance to give an
official goodbye to the cam
pus Espectally since I'm not
gomg to be here in June. •
Many students graduat
mg thts fall wanted to be m
volved in acttvtttes last spring
Sally Earll, of the Student Ac
tivities Office, adnutted, "Tlus
issue came up last year when
fall grads wanted to be m
cluded with the class they
started with. That ts some-
American Music \\leek
Honors Music in America
Gil Seeley
During American Music
Week, Lewts & Clark CoUege will
be the center for a stunning array
of concerts hononng music in
Amen ca.
The Chapel will be the scene
Friday rught as William Albnght
ofkn & daz::z.lmg ae\c«\on oE
worb for ozga.n and piano; of
special note are ptano rags by
Eubie Blake and Scott Joplin
Saturday ntght an Evans Au
ditorium works by LC student
composers will be performed dis
playing a va.nety of styles. a
great chance to hear bow ae
ativity is alive and cooking on
our campus.
The Lewis & Dark chamber
orchestra under the direction of
Sylvain Fremaux will offer an
unumal canccn on Sunday night
in E.vana, including a. rarely per
formed oput ofVtctor Herbert as
wdl u a mimmali.st ptece by San
Frandacan john Adam.&.
On Monday night in Evans,
Portland jazz singer Nancy King will take the stage. George Sbear
m.g has called her •the best jazz
singer in Amenca • take my
word for 1t, she ts truly incredtble
and not to be missed
On Tuesdayfrom4to6p .m.,
teacher cxtraord.l.nare Bill Dou
glas, keyboards, Eddie Gomez,
bassandjohn Pearson, vusuala, in
an lncrediole program of music
ranging from Bach to Charlie
Parker from Rock Etudes to
beautiful original tunes by BiU
Douglas.
On Wednesday everu.ng m
the Chapel, world-class clarinet-
1st Richard Stoltanan will be
jomed by Bill Douglas, keyboards,
Eddie Gomez, ba" and John
PeMSon, \'Uuab, in an inaedible
program of muate ranging from
Bach to Charlie Parker from
Rock Etudes to beautiful ongmaJ
tunes by Bill Douglas
So there you have the run
dovro All concerts begin at 8
p. rn. and oclcet prices are only S2
for all events except Stoltunan,
wtucb is SS. Hope to see you
there for this feut of the scnees.
6 ·Friday, Nowen•hu 6,1992. the Pioneer Log tlung to listen to-it is such a
small school. • -The degree will appear on all
of the fall graduates' tran
scnpts, but all diplomas are
ordered at the same time, for
the sprmg." tions, stressed that although 1
the Registrar associates the _,.., t'
Ruth Turner, also of the
Student Activities Office,
agreed that students graduat,
mg m the fall should not be
overlooke d. •[t would be ruce
to have a symbolic event tlus
fall to congratulate them, plus,
to let them know that they
are an important part of events
m the spring." fall graduates With the class I ran s
Only those finishing up
in the spring or August gradu
ates were allowed to partla
pate m the June ceremony .
Fall grads will have to watt
until June 13, 1993 to walk m
the commencement cer
emony as well as to receive
the1r diploma
Kathy Holland, records
clerk for the registrar stated, Previously, according to
Michael Ford, Duector of
.Alumnt Relattons, fall gradu-
~
ates were sent alumm cards
and information regardmg the
alumm office
After the adea for a recep
tion was presented to Ford,
however, he immed~.ately re
sponded, 'We could certamly
do a receptton and extend per
sonal anvitations to the gradu
ates." The mvitattons will
come dtrectly to the students'
boxes.
•
Carolyn Bowden, Associ
ate Director of Alumni Rela-
...
erican Music
November 6-11, 1992
•
• William Albright, Organ-Piano of 1993, 'We will assoaatt
them wttb their social class of
1992, since Jt lS the class that
they started wtth • In fac~
the Alumni Office has alwaY~
assoctated fall grads Wlth tht
same class year as the prtVI·
ous spnng graduates
Tim WiW!, fall grad, said,
-There IS a definite need for
some type of party for thoa
who do not fit mto the sprinz
term graduate mold A degret
JS a degree, no matter when
you graduate •
This year, fall graduates
can look forward to making~
little htstory as well as eel.
ebratmg the1r graduation.
Watch for your mvitattonl
eek
American composer and perfonner , Wllliam Albright speciaJjz.es in concernts of recent music
for organ. Although he has pre:nuered more than 30 new works wntten by American and European
composers, he is also highly regarded as an Interpreter of classlc piano ragtime and early jazz styles
such as Harlem stride and boogie-woogae .
$7 General, S4 Students and Seniors, $2 LC Community
8 p m., Friday, November 6
Agnes Flanagan Chapd
• Student Composition Night
Music students display tbetr various compositional works using thet.r feUow colleagues and
teachers as key players.
No charge
8 p.m., Saturday, November 7
Evans Auditonum
• Chamber Orchestra
Under the din:coon of Sylvain Fr~aux, thU newly fonned orchestra combme3 the talents of
Oregon's seasoned musicians with Lewis and Clark Swdents. The program includes •serenade
Opus 12," by Victor Herbert, *Dover Beach for Strings and Baritone• by Samuel Barber, -Elegy in
Memory of Maunce Ravel for Strings and Percussion, • by David Diamond, and •shaker Loops" by
John Adams
S7 GeneraJ, S4 Students and Seruors, S2 LC Commuruty
8 p.m. Sunday, November 8
Evans Auditorium
• Nancy King Jazz Duo
. P~rtlander Nancy Kin& described by the noted jazz pianist George Shearing as one of the finest
Ja~ll.llgers in America, ~I perform with piani!t Steve Christofferson . Her highly compeUing style
will make an evmmg of Jazz standa.rds and original compostions one not to miss I
S9 General, S5 Studenu and Seniors, $2 LC Community
8 p.m., Monday, November 9
• Music and Ugbt: A Musical Odysaey
Crammy Award-Winning clarinetist, Richard Stoltzman's *Music and Ughr-Tour featunng
the cl~et su~ntar !oined by Bill Douglas on keyboards, Eddie Gomez on bass, and vis~alist John
~e.anon. Muaacand.Ug}_lr-lsaf:scmatingmixofjazza~claasicalmusicwtthaccompanymgvtsU11
tma~ and bas been hailed as a stunnmgly allunng dJ.aplay of multi-media originality and shetr
mustcal beauty.•
S17 General, S12 Students and Seniors, SS LC Commuruty
8 p.m., Wednesday, November 11
Agnes Flanagan Chapel
•Workshops
Wtlliam Allbright
Sat., Nov. 7
Apes Flanegan CbapeJ Nancy King
4 p.m. Monday, Nov. 9
Evan• Auditorium Bill Douglas
4 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 10
Evans Auditorium
For more inforn•atioa, caD the LewiJ aod Clark College Music 768-7460 the divers
Grant Edward1
Please do not dlsmist
tJWlll8 as irn:levant simp~
the votes regarding Mcuu
already been c.ut Sadly
a.n: those who think that
1ttnJ rcga.tding the meuurt
appe:AI oDGe the tlecuon 11 c
mere ex.iJtc:nce of this pro
MN exacerbated the prol
~Ides
t do not wish to argueJ
that people have the
In opinion -I be
has beeo so firmly ~
1t would be fruitlesj
the contrary Hi
mun tl.ke exception to ~
)~ed In wt week's P1c
:lldCVl~ c:ha.Uen~ .at
vuv:rubtteway-- thtvery 1
hescwriters take a su.nd 1
Ooe of the chief eomj
Measure 9 propone.nu
"closet conservatives"
.bemiC.IVict oppn:ased T
rtSpect dlVusity so muc
opposltioo to 9, sb
WJ:ncd of our mtolcraoc
Poant one: If the •cJ~
~atiVt:J• know so much af
u likt to be discri.m.inatc
they should also kn01
Mmn to treat people in
would anyone want t
our conatJtutlon a L
know i.a wrong? An
actually experienced d
would Qcycr want ti
that Is, unless they cnj!
hypocnsy
Potnt two: The Fi.tl
ncnt is an extn:mdy se~
pcop1le on both sides
oonvenleotJy tend to thrc
:ue1cssly at each oth
libl:neverthcy fed theyne
extra defensive we.1pc
oo much of tbia c
mowf\tto abuse Then: a
fact, laws which prcvt
~eoplc from inte.ntiona
aYJnll and writtng thit
.JUu' others that are
lftedor false. In the Bit
bc&nng of fAlse Wltn
someone iJ fom
by Cod In civil.l
:runitl.&llaw , the S&Jnc ac
lllOWn u slander or lU
omeone who hu slande
oot scream out d
an unmune from
protected by the e
Of course there
lawswtuch uc igno
thcdrafte.rs of Measw
.ru10abuse, tortun:, and
an ahwy illegal
1at>Je by law W
lR they ln the tex
..._.U.IC: 9?
Patnt three: I ha
• mcuure which
fortnothcrh uman
Wlth ISSiult,
molestatio n.
. attempts
dignity, l.nd 1S •
tilton of my life. 1
I do not eonal
of divemty"
that
of thousands of
~udiJtlRm)'ldf, sctdnj
the SCU··pmr::l&ll:n4
~U:nrv ttes
:nt f\Jissa Edwards,
Forum Ed1tor •
editorial although
lates the
the class '
associate
al class of
class that Respecting the diversity of those In support of a Measure wh1ch disrespects diVerSity makes no sense to thiS student At this very moJDCtlt various
£acultymctnbaaareevaluatlngthc
rcpon ~ICed by the Ulendar
Cha.nae Taaldoru A Dl!W calen·
ln fact,
as always
; Wlth tht
the previ.
grad, said,
~ need for
, for thost
the spring
I Adegru
tter when
graduates
omakinga
1ell as ceJ.
raduation
vitationl Grant Edwards
Please do not dlamw the fol·
Jowl08 as urelcvant aimply beauu
the votes regarding Meuure 9 have
ready been cast. Sadly mistaken
those who think that the prob
ltml regudmg the meuure will dis
. once the election ia aver The
tmcn: eXJStence of thls proposal has
r,.N exacerbated the: problems on
sides
I do not wish to argue about the
that people have the nght to
ICJm(;l In oplnion -l believe thi.a
has been so flrmly established
1t would be fruitless to even
the contrary However, I
must take excepuon to Vtews ex·
11ress-ed In last week's 'Pio Log, £or
1htSC v1ews challenge •t tl.mes 1n a
subtle way-the very rights that ~ da.r will~ implemented swting
~ Fall urm, 1994
~ -~ { h&vulto signed the: prti tion
~ bcins circulated by studtnt.s of
~ Lewis & Clark College. The peu·
,. don is ill attempt to •wm up the
Matinist:r~tion: Yet" this po1Dt
in r.lme I don't chink the &Wm will
work. beuuu the t.anh haYC bun
manned and ate rolling to dut
DI!W te.r:riin called •semesters" .
• tbtsc:·writers take a stand to defend.
Ooc of the chief complaintJ by
Mwure 9 propone.nu wu thAt
'closet conservative~• at LC feel LEWlS &: CLARK STUDENTS ENCOURAGE VOTERS ON THE WAY
TO TiiE POllS TO ·voTE NO ON 9" ON E1 EcrtON DAY ltUS PAST
1UESDAY. Moatofthegrumblinp I hta.r
coming &om the nudent body ate
from 10pbomora and fint·yur
student& worried about d~ "ttan·
11tion period• and feu pting
caught in the middlrof some kind
of ~eduliAgb\.femo ~y Sm·
yu.r studcou mentJoo the honest
fact that iC tbt rullty or the cal.eo·
darchansewereknown co tb.e.m u
~pplicanta, thcywould have give.n
l.cwis & Qark aecood tboughtl.
We e&n ~ expect that some of
tbtsetn:au Lewis &Cl.ukaaivals
• cent muSJc
:1 European
jazz styles
leagues and
1e talents of
;.s •serenade
er, ~egy in
erLoops• by
:of the finest
1peUing style
,ur, fearunng
vis u ali.s t John
Mymg vtsUll
~cy and shee~
Nov 10
am tbeJnJCI¥CS oppressed T'hq claim
:o res:pect dsvuaity so much that we,
opposttion to 9, should feel
~mea of our intolerance.
Point one: If the •closet conser-
tnwes· know so much about what
u lilc.e to be discriminated against,
they should also know that it iJ
.urnn to trut people m thls way
WbOJ•would anyone want to legiJlate
our coNtitutlon a law which
know iJ wrong? Anyone who
wa~tually experienc:.ed discrimln&·
would never wa.nt to promote
that Is, unless they enjoy pracuc
bypocri.sy
Point two: The First Amend
~c:u• is an extremely sensitive issue
people on both Stdes o£
lcorrvmliently tend to throw
~ue llesslv at each other
libm~rlthey feel they n~
extra defensive weapon.
oo much of tbia can
~nt to abuse There are,
bet, laws which prevent
>eoole from inte.nuonally
•Ymx and writing thing~
bout others that are dls-
'""M or false. In the Bible,
beanng of false wttness
;amst &ameone 11 forbid.
by God In civil and
mnuw law, the same act iJ
:110\11/n u slander or Ubd
!Omc:one who bu slandered mg toinvokcaoonstitunonal amend
ment to ban thelf VlCWS from the
government To invoke an organ of
the State to suppress my opposstion
would be to assume that their beliefs
an: somehCN~withm my jurisdiction
and that 1 bold the authority
Point £our· Heterosexuality
seems to fed vel)' normal a.nd natu·
ral to the people who support Mea
sure 9. This does not mc..a.n that
homosc:xu&lity few any less natur~
to me. I don't hesitate one moment
when 1 tell you all that J couldn't
imagine being, cvu havmg been, or
'7o make such an to caned tha contnct if we all su~
port drveraity
1 have repatedty bern witness
to protests by many Measure 9 p~
poncnts that thegovernmmtshould
not promote a.ny type of saual pref
erenu whatsoever, thc:refon: a yes
vote on 9
For a hetcrosecual who has not
thought o1.bout the unpUcations of
such a •neutral• govemnlt:tlt. tha is
easy to S.ly But what if lt wen:
actually in practice~ Heterosexual
couples could not be recogntud u
such by the St..ate 1lus means no
recognition of m.ani~ , wbich J.S
clearly a het.etoscxuala.nstJ
tunon. ~ could be no
taX deducaons for married
couples. Books 1n schools
would have to show a com-
OUtrageoUS strike ~~ ;::ta:!~:;
• • talk about thar apouses as agatnst me IS to they run for or take up an
office The government
jeopardize, if not to ~;t:=:n:~:~
to beteroaexual
nulli~y completely the organizations .etc., etc.~ I ~ Sound absurd? l hope so.
mutual contract ::~: :;
both gay and 'might onen· between us that we :~~ instead of ignorifl8
Ftnally, the question and
Of couue there are respect each other IS ;:~-w':=~ ~~
lawawhich arc ignored b 1 f lf everyone decided to be bo-aot serum out that
uc lmmune from the
protected by the flnt
tbcdraftusof Measwe9 e ie S,/1 mosexuaJ'• This is a moot
.ruuJ abuse, torture, and u- question, for bomoscocu&l.ity
are &heady illegal and --G~ant Ed4 ..,a., Js- as NOT decided and you may
uruahL&ble by law Why, 1 , W 1 U. NOT argue with me on this
are they \n the text of one unless you yourself ba~
lwliLr~ 9? experienced what I have ex·
Point thre~ 1 have been 6ght· ever Ul the future becoming hetero- perienced and fdt what 1 ~ fdt.
a rnwure which states that my sexual. Whoever would deny thil is No one bas the ngbt to man up my
for anothu human bemg 11 to be clatmlng to feel my fedlngJ for me mlod for me No one has the nghtto
,-••:u with aasault, torture, and 8ec.Ause of this, lt becomes clur that tell me what l decide, wbat J will
molestation. This i.nJults the the concept of •natwaJ• and ·un· decide, or what 1 have decided
attcmpu to rob me of natural" "only a matter of op1nlon. Somesup,gtst that homosexual ·
d.tgnity, and 1J a grou mlarep~ Thus, to pass legislatioo which la· ity is wrong because -J\ow could the
ht&l:~on of my life. l arn .ul81Y and bdJ my feelings u WTOfl8 .tnd un· buma.n race sUMve: if cveJYODe were
I do not con.a1dtt it a "eel-natural, is (to quo~ from Brian Can that way~· lf it evu occurs that
~rati~)n ot divenlty" to embrac:.e a Smith U\ last week's log) •a funda· 100%of the human populatJ.on hap
lt::allln: that dlscnfranc:h.iaes bun· mcnullack of respect and cona•dct- pens to be born homosexual, per·
of thousands o£ Oregonlans, ation for t.hc rights of those persons haps that would be an appropriate
cludllruz myself, setting them apart with dissenting opuuons to express time to argue about this and ~
the ac:lf-prod.almed •normal• tbm\Jelves . • cate mandatoty artificial in ... mina--
ll.Cr\JY tn a moat neptlve fuh.lon. T 0 make such an ouu-seow tion. But not now. ~ ~
llt, 768-7460 9 propone.nu u.y t..hcy under· strike ~t me is to Jeopardize, if estimate I.J that ll'% of all men and
that we think dlffuently . J nottooulllfycomplctdythcmutual 8%ofallwomrnarccxc.luaiwlypy .
that they think differ· contract betwc:c:D ua that we rapcct This numba rcmaina conat•nt with
Butlbaveaatbec.nattcmpt- eacbodv:n'bdie&. Wedoootwant each new aod hu nrwr ~~~~==~~~~~~~==~~~ threatened the propagauon of our
spcc1es It is to be noted thAt this
rauoof orientations also reawnscon
st.ant despite all efforts by hetero
sexuals to n:a uit and to force others
toto thelf lifeatylc.
ASide note. I have•lsoobK~
that betetoSeX\Lils aerm to be doing
a pretty good JOb of procreating u it
iJ,and I don't behcveyou all need my
hdp But 1 am fl.tttc.red at the sug
gestion that I would conutbute $0
much.
The prophecy that •our 'pro~
lem' will die iu own ~th" since~
won't have any of ow ••own' to
tea1:h• infwi.aces me not only be
c.awe tt ignores tbt fact that I tuve
just stated. It wu also wnttcn by
someone who •respecu d..iVetUty •
Keep ~t in mind. This vtr:w sad
oena me beawe the only way out
•problem• is dyin& at the p:n:sent
time is in the way that we ur being
mwdered th..rougb bate crimes itld
compelled to kill oundves rather
than face t.hc ridicule and stigma of
society It is tn itself an inCRd.ibly
stiOng cest..ament to the tmmut~bil ·
ity of one's sc:waJ pn:fuence that so
many uens a.o be driven to comml t
suiade rather than be coczccd i.oto a
futile attempt at oonvenlon to bet·
uoacxuality .
And if the uadicanoo of all ho
mosexuals would solve thi.t p.f'CM>.
lem, this terrible conflict in ow IOCi
ety, then perhaps we should con
Ddct nddin& o\U'JIC.hta of aD other
conflicts u well. It would be only
fair What would bappc.n if Ansfo
Suons (or Asians ~ or A.&iana' or
Gcmwu~) simply cxtcnninated all
•raca• besides t.hc.ir own~ Then:
would be no more Ada! tension. If
funclamenWiat Christiana (or MUJ.
lims~ or Atheists~) eradicated all
other f.aiths, religious penecution
would exist no more. What otha
problems muld 'ft mw die their
owndutM
If this 10uoda uinine, 1 believe
l'YC made my point.
Please do DOt dismiss wMt I
have written simply becawc I am
py. Would thote oppoaing ch001e
to diuqud me just becaUIC Jam the
one who standi 1:0 lo1e~ Or is the
very reatoo that my Ubcrda .,. at
atakr beauac tome have 6nt cboiM<
not to liltcn to me.
IJI h181t-. Siln oo h •••th will jult up lad tnn.sfer if the
almduchange prcx;ads roughly.
ktmtioo problems, Ul)"'Qe~
It'• DO teeret tba.t a c:.alendai
chabF is a logistical ol3hta\olre .
Ccrt.ain1y &wan pluud with aU
thepapetWOik_ reorpnlutionand
re~•ation tb&t will go into it.
Studcntubmddbuwur that fac·
ulty, ~orsitl.dstuf illk£
an have to woay about adjustt.ng
to tbre new Lewis & Oack.
Yel 'lha n=adins the r-cpac~n \
c&n't belp but think ~t l...e\W &c
Ouk ttudtnu will be chuted out
of U1 enure t.e~n• tomewh.m: . The
toW ~t of cLau d.lys for both
the 16 week pwu.od the 15 wedc
pLln an 134 and 129 class days
rapeGtivdy . Botha.n:lesa th&n the
&mDUnt of. days we haw nCN/.
Com.puulwathorbn coDegu with
similar class d.lya amounu we £all
in t.he realm of Mt. HolyOU. W&l·
I.WN w Oberlin. Yet each of
tboe QCber colleges b.lve U1 •tn.
taim Taw• ~ebedukd bet~
theitsemaun. Sodfectivdy ~
have an oa:ra tnm d~t we ue
without.
The other put of the Report
that bothen mt i.aunensdy as the
clauee: 'We alto rccom.mtnd ~
JOmtWbat stricter overlc-.d policy
tbantbeooeanfon:eatpn:~nt.~ I
~ lhlt beic&J&JC U .a D\"IIC IN!•
jar {82 a~t boua) that 1 MUST
· owdold io order to graduate .
Such deputmana u Music,
Tbetca md .Biology with Iota of
cn:ditt ml)' fed~ bit of a •aeclit
auoc:.b..• Recxpoiutioo into ~
tiab.tcr system may requift quite a
bit of bdts and lbapl to aam
airady bided KhMuJa into the
1994 ecDDM\Y sizr
lieDcc I am thankful that I
..anD be out of here before Fall1994.
1 'WOR)'immcnlcly tlw thC tnml
tion will DOt F smoothly moup
for «we ca~t 1n the aarh be
ww• n. A few people haw told me
pcnon&lly that tbcR il Mthin&
for atudents to wony abouL Yet
thia pctitJon p!Gftl that tbe .,..
dents dm't &e1 rbll way. Com
muDiallOO may be p.rblccl or
cbanncla be Ill my <... lllUit
be lllwlllao
or l&wia II a.&-. .. Wl'"n
tbatk'a I til .........
!'¥·~ . -------------------------------------Forurn-------------------------------------
Schotan e
L€'VVIS & Clali.. sentor tsn't taktng much of anytlltng anymore· what tS the admtntstranon 's game w1tt1 LewiS & Clark?
tviarc Schotland
'The Lewu 8l Clark Com
muruty"wu recently gteeted by
a letter from Evan Williams, VP
for Academic Affairs, and Den
n.is Madson. VP for Student Af
fai~ concemmg the retentton of
students on campus.. I have seen
aany changes, both in the instt·
tution and the people, but one
tdea th~t has rernatned with the
stu dents CNet'the past th.ree years
(and beyond) has been
admmi.stenal responsibility for
evczything that goes wrong with
the College. I came m 11 an
open-aunded first-year student,
and gradually over time, 1 too
have learned to blame the ad
muustraaon for a Jot of the lnstt
tutiona' problems
When I m%ived the -Help
mg Our Students to St~y and
Succeed•lettennmy boxl found
myself blaming the adminisua
oon again I believe this time
around I have every reason to
find the cuuent administration
at fault for the retentton prob
lem.. l would like to note the
word •admmisttation• carries a
lot of people under &t. 1 am not
pomnng fingers at any one per
so"' rather I am usins this word
to represent those who control
the management sector of the
CoUege. I would l.ilc.e to 1tress
the potnt that r am not using the
admi011tration~ascapegoatfor
these problems, I just believe they
need to open up their ears and
eyes to the students .and checozn
municy at Large
The afon~mentioned Wu
li"'"l~Madso.n letter opens up
t ! student retention problem
'oy addressing a few factors·
money, commumty, and sup
port That is it. ThDugh these
points are exoemely signJ6cant, they blind the students and the
adminiatr~tion to some of the
other unportant reasoN for lack
of student retention Some vaUd
factors concern dis involvement
>wnt=H To
~or-ces·terlS
ofstudentsonanydecision-mak
ing process and administrative
apathy toward students' con
cerns.
Executive decistons are be
ing made on what professors to
tenure, regardless of student op
positions Students are begin
ning to feel ripped off Money is
bemg spent on &ivolous office
changes and •cosmetic• alter
ations, when money could be
5pe:nr on a few good professors.
But the adnun.tstrarion and the
students who have been here for
awhile have heard this over and
over again. T enuring has become
redundant -so the admirustra
tion has conveniently forgotten
our complaints
The administration ha.s thit constant attitude to treat the stu
dents Uke children More impor
tant deciSions have been made at
this College by the admln1stra
tion without student input than tratlon to test out an and-drug
and alcohol plan. Rather than
explain the whole policy (which
is available in the Student Affairs
office), J would Uke to pomt out lz.e we have a space problem
thi• campus, but the student~
need a place to go and be apan
from the College The atudenb
need a place that belongs to ~
atudents and not the admlnb
don If we want to set up
concert, dance, activity, we
to go through a tedious oroCtJ
of contacting the adnn.inJISI cr-Atift
or Bon Appet.lt (for Fields) to
serve the area Furthetmore,
dents almost have to ugn a~
their lives in order to reassure
room will be u pristine as
day it was renovated .
All the students are as
for lS a place of their own.
commuter lounge Ls far from
The •one-stop shopping" COilLCl
don in which the Financta.l
ScMces, Cashiers office, and
demlc Advising moves into
bottom of Templeton doet
need to happen Why doea
nancia.l Ald and the Cashien
fice need to be relocated to
bottom ofT c:mpleton? ThiJ
prime area for a Student .....
Currently, it is being turned
one wou.ld care to believe To the part that really disturbs me another office just
name a few· The recent ASLC J--which is relevant to this letter· the Residence Hall,
Board alteranons in the Student lt is the way Lewis & Clark went was last year.
Handbook; Thenewoffidallogo ; about -volunteenng' ltsdf Among other u
The semester change, and more About two weeks ago, this Reed CoUege was mentioned
recencly, the compromise be-planwasdistributedtothemem- the Williams/Madson
tween the Oregon Business bers of ASLC (the student gov-Rather than using theu low
Councll(OBC)andlewis&Clark emment) . ASLC was asked to tention percentages, we sho
CoUege.. use some aspects of their
Moat of us have heard pusasamodd,especially
enough about the J-Board ded- IIT'I .. at ;S the looking at the Student
liOn. u not, please look it up in J n J issue 1 reallua Student VIla!
put Pioneer Logs or LCTV b t Wh will be incorporated in
shows for clarification . The pr0 1etn: eft Master Plan, but that will
logo change, though unimpor- 10-20 years down the line.
tant as it may seem, w.u also the ln mentioning all my
altered without student in- in dua letter you are orol~l
volvement. Part of lewis 8t ad • • • wondering if I like LC, and
Clark'straditionwasdestroyed tntfttStrattOft do. I have really enjoyed
over a course of one summer- undergraduate work. at ~
not to mention the waste of WQtttS a chanue & Clark. and have had
paper every time they change b' excellent classes and oroll
the letterhead (r:wo times in they ,·ust do ;t." sors. The student groups
three yean -so far) J c.1mpus are superb, aUor<N
1 was astoruahed upon re- virtually anyone to lead
turn to LC this Fall to the form a group Ill F lrthLeml\a
change of the trimester system J have been allowed to e:xpj
to a semester schedule There Marc Schotland in my areas of interest Ul'lt~l
was some student mput ini- lot of suppon from the
tially, but then the issue students and especiaUy
dropped out of sight -There faculty. 1 do not think I
had to be a change•, we were have received the same I'UUII
told. That is the problem· When education and support at
the administration wants a rapond to the policy and was other institution But LC is
change they just do it When the notl6edthattbeirresponsewould going downhill in many ~!'flu
srudentacomplaln aboutthe lack not matter because the decision J realize 1 used this '•PttH
of student involvement, the ad-had been already made. in sum-blow off a lot of steam,
mmistration sets up a commit-mary, the admmistradon made a think it is necessary to point
tee to come up with "altema-significant decision concerning the problems J find at U\AIU
tivea'. Eventually, months have atudent and staff Jiv~ on cam-Clark -it's strange that all
passed and a decis1on has been pu1. The adminiatration pre-them revolve around the ouw
made by the adminiatration (an sen ted tht plan to the atudenta lscration I truly wish the
executive decision), by-passing months after a decision was iatratlon would listen to
the committee . If people do not made. Now the administration is students, not hide thetr dis ~l.n
like the deciston the administra- wondering why the students at est by sending out a letter
tion point• the finger at the com-Lewia & Clark are moving off ing for the community's at:N
mittee, explainingtherewasstu -campus or tran~ferri.ng to other For many years students
dent involvement. What J just intdtutiona. What 1 am pointing bunvoidngtheirconcerns
illustrated istheayatem used over out ia the fact that the adrninia- are the aame over and over
and over by the adnunistrauon trationdoes not involveatudent.s The adnuniatration JUSt
to minimally incorporate stu-in any important declaion on this Usten. In fact, every time a
denuinthedeclaion-makingpro- campw. There iJ aJwaY' an ex-Vice President comes to
cell. ecudve decision made prior to Clark one of these •Madson/
The next item of concern is student notification. uama• lettera hits the u.w
the Oregon Busl.neas Council's A 8nal thought on how to boxeaaakingforatudcntinw
(OBC) collaboration with Lewis get a community environment ment and reaponse. Pe.rs~onal
& Clark CoUege on the ilaue of back on I..ewiJ & Clark's campus find it quite inaulting. Stu
alcohol and drug uae. Many do b to provide space for a student are getting fed-up at I4V1Lng
not knowthia, but Lewis & Clark. union. It's not that hard, almost voicea overlooked and ttvr.aJ
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Miranda Frcu
M you walk aro\.
crazy thing called life
words that just stick
of your mmd, and I
come m handy like m
quote to live by· 7he
time 10 everyone's life
have to get up, push 1
the table and say 'No
for me, mom I •• Ho\1\i
there are those tlmes
WllnW thmgs that hJ
djfferent emotions bl
your very being, (isn
etlc) and you slowly
that facmg the worl•
thtngtodo harderth
away from the jello-
J guess 1t all stan
woke up this monw
That's too early, bu
less, I was up. I loo
murorand t/uyweres
at me. •They?• I kn(
wondering-this ref
well endowedness ,
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WAS A SKEf1
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Sports Editor
Pio Football " eels" Away with Decisive Victory over Willamette: 41-18
1HE PIO OFFENSE , SHOWN HERE W111i QUARTERBAO<
MIKE MlADla-t. lGNlTED FOR 41 POINTS AND EARNED A
S I RONG VICTORY OVER WTUAME l"l E lAST SA 1URDAY.
Pioneer Spikers Prepare for
1oueh Playoff Tournament Staci Panuke
lewas & Clark bounced back
from the hard loss suffered the
previous Saturday with a ven
geance as they defeated the
Willamette Bearcats handily by
a score of 41-18. This was the
start of what the Pio's have en
titled •the second season•
n ThePio'scameoutSaturday
~ and showed the tremendous
~ amount of pride that has devel-
"' c oped m Coach Smythe'$ program
~ throughout the years here at
~ Lewis &: Clark. The rivalry be-
tween these twO teams has been
long-standing.
The game is fuU of tradi
tton, W\th the winner receaving
the •wagon wheel•, which Is a
coveted trophy for the winner of
the game each season. Aher re
ceiving the wheel four years ago,
LC has yet to give it up to
Willamette . This is not about to
change anytime soon!
Saturday'sgamealsomarked
the welcome return of the Pto
neers' number one signal caller,
Make Miadich. Mladich was out
for three weeks due to a broken
finger Hts play showed little
rust as he completed 18 of 26
passes for 245 yards and three
touchdowns . Coach Smythe
commented on Miadkh's effect
on the team, saying, •No ques
tion you feel more confidence
when you have your best play
ers Michael IS certainly our best
quarterback and it just hdps ev
erybody •
Willamette controlled the
first quarter of play with several scoring opportunities . But the
Bearcats could manage only a
single field goal by kicker Jared
BenedettL
The Pioneer defense continu
ally stopped the WlUamette of
fense deep tn Pic territory Sev
eral Pioneas assisted in these cru
cial stands James Roofner fin
ished with seven tacldes, while
Morgan SnUth and B .Z Brown
each added sax tackles
The seond quarter proved to
be much different The LC of
fense began to get on track dur
ing the start of a drenching ra1n
that would last during the entll'e
game.
Miadich hn wide receiver
Jeff Miller for a 19 yard touch
down catch for the first Pioneer
points of the game. It then took
less than five minutes for Miadtch
to find yet another receiver, Mike
Henderson, w1de open for a
touchdown, which Increased the
lead to 14-3
Once again the Bearcats
could only score on the foot of
Benedetti, as the second quarter
ended 14-6 in favor of l.C
The Pioneer offensive lane
proved to be a maJor factor
throughout the second half A
revamped lme opened up holes
that allowed the Pio rushing at
tack to dominate.
Thefintthreesco~to~
g10 the second half all belonged
to the LC running attack. Run
rung back Jeremy Morse leaped
in from one yard out for the first
of his two third quarter touch
down runs of one yard, begin
ning the blowout of the Bea.rcats Thu was followed by Schearon
Stewart's impressive touchdown • scamper of 7 4 yards. Morse Bn-
ished the game with 78 hard
earned yards on 12 carries.
Meanwhile, Stewart fin.
ished his day with 188 yards rwh
ing on JUSt 13 carries Theae
impressive numbers earned
Schearon the Mt. Hood Confe1·
ence Offens1ve Player of the Wetit
honors.
Miadich went on to pass for
one more touchdown, a 24 yard
strike to rece&ver Jeff Millet.
MtUer finished wath SIX catches,
134 yards and two touchdowns.
MilJer has become the leadet
among wide receivers for touch.
downs this season with SlX.
Willamette 's talented quar.
terback, Jeff Homer, tied a CFA
record with his third straight 3()().
yard total offensive game
Homer completed 35 of a school
record 58 passes for 363 yardJ
and two touchdowns. JeffNaiQ
was Homers prime target as bt
hauled in nine catches for 1
yards
Th1S weekend the Ptoneen
WlU travel south to play tht
Southern Oregon State Katden
in Ashland on Saturday at 1 :SO
p m. Thls will be a tough and
physical game for the Pio's.
•t hope lt doesn't mean a
to them, .t means a lot
us. they {Raiders) are an agg
sive physical football team1
stated Coach Smythe. CWe nee
to build on our success of
weekend, C'nd the confidence
hopefuUy we gained, and
getting better. • Tori Roche Pio's season But, as difficult as
these final matches may be, the
The Lewis &: Clark volley· Ptoneers have tradtttonally
ball team enjoyed a weekend off played well and Ulcreased the&r
as they near the end of thetr sea-intensity level against the more
son and prepare for a tough re-powerful opponents, and that is
maining schedule. what dua squad is hoping to do Pio Athlete of the Week: Schearon Stewart
Laat Tuesday the Pioneers as they reach th.e end of the&r
uaveled to Monmouth to greet season.
the challenge of chstnct oppo- LC's action last week con
ne:nt Western Oregon, a north- sis ted of just one match in Salem
west powt:rhouse ranked second versus Western B.aptist, a dose
nationally In both meetings battle that resulted in a 6-15, 12-
earlier this season the Pioneers 15, 14-16lou . Although not a
took the Wolvesmto tough, four-VIctory, the general consensus
game matches. from the players seemed opti-
The real challenge, however, m.istic, labeling the loss as one
Will come this weekend u th.e that was •very close throughout,
team ma.k.es the six bout trip to and one that could've gone ei
Wbitwonb College in Spokane, ther way.• Sophomore I<ather
Wa.shington for the NCIC con-ine Crau (Philomath, OR) once
fereace toumam.ent . The two-more led the attack, pounding
c:Uy toumey on Saturday and home16.killaandcollectingeight
Sunday will brin& together aU dip on the night. At the net,
JeVm conferenc% tum~ that will Kim Pb.aneYf Qunior, Beaverton,
play record-counting, belt-of-OR) contributed an lmpresaive
three mate be. again It uch other seven 10lo blocb and three block
in a round-robin format. uaisu u abe improved her total
Lut yur LewiJ 8t Clark tied blocking to 62 solos and 41 as
for second at the event with a 4-ai.au for the ua10n.
2 showing. A. of now, the Pio-If you haven't been able to
nwa are seventh in NCJC play watchtbiJyear'svolleybaUtearn,
and l-29overall . Thefinalmatcb I auggett you do 10 if it u at aU
of the regular season will be posaible. ThiJ team tw put up
played against Portland State determined and bard-fought
University next Wedneaday, battlesaU.:a&onlong,andyou're
November 11, at their gym. aure to see 10me excitingvolley-
Perenially strong Oiviaion II ball action, no matter what the
voUeyball contendcra and cur-outcome. Good luck to the Pio'a
rently ranked 6m in the nation, u you finilh another year, and
theViki.ng~wilJpoaeperbapuhe we appreciate your bard work
test of the and efforts!
10 ·Friday, November 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log Chris Stephens
Lewis &: Clark's football
team snapped a twO game losmg
streak by crushing WUJamette
41-18, saved the fabled wagon
wheel for another year, and pro
duced this week's Pioneer Log
Athlete of the Week.
The 100-pound wagon
wheel, awarded to the winner of
the Sca.tcat-Pioneer game each
year, stayed on Palatine Hill for
the fourth straaght year, due in
part to a strong performance by
halfbackSchearonStewart . The
5' to-, 183 pound Junior &om
San Diego packed the ball 13
times, gaining 188 yards, includ
ing a spectacular 74-yard burst
for a touchdown. The effort was
good enough for Stewart to be
named the Mount Hood .Lea.gue
Offensive Player of the Week in
what wu the Columbia Football
Aaaoci.ation'• belt rwbing per
form.an.ce of the 1992 aeuon.
Suwart' a 144.6 alJ-purposeya.rdJ
average per game alJo currently
leada the CF A.
CJt'a good to be acknowl
edged for something you've done
wdl, • Stewart said. •My team
matea came out ready to play,
which made me ready to play
myself. My goal going into that
game was to get 200 yards. 1
didn't know if it waa poaaible
but I wanted to have a game.•
The chances of a big game
SHmed to~ in Jeopardy earl yon
u Stewart fumbled in the Pio
neerr' finrt possenlon and the
offense looked like it would bog
down in the muddy field. But
despite having the ball inside the
20 yardline six times in the fint
half, a stingy Pioneer defense held
the Bearcata to only ai.x points,
and eventually Stewart and the
offense exploded.
•t wanted to have a big game
no matter who we were play
ing, • Stewart said. •J was moti
vated to win because we hadn't won in a while, and I also
wanted to win for rn"-Jr••
Thanks to my linemen for
lng such a good day. They
the quarterbaclc. lots of time
throw and opened some
holea for me. •
Tomorrow Lewis &:
travelJ to.Aahl.and to take on
Southern Oregon Raiders
game that has a tradition of
ing hard-fought and nD\.,&1
Stewart looka at it this wa.v.
think. Lf our team comes out
they did for the last game, Sou
em Oregon could have a
tfa\). I • LeWIS anr
The Ptoneer Log's
Steve Zweri
Hey youl Look e
For once this month
read something ln a n
that has absolutely nc
content in it at aUI Jo
talk about poasible
sports. (I promise tha
menuon a word about
Anyway, as I was 1
school last week, hu
make it to my mornin
time, I reallzed that
Clark hosts Its own
pmes every day
For example, west
.m event called the -par!
Dash • Those of u.s wf
campus and drive to sc
are woeU aware of thiJ
nate aspect of being z
dent.
Parking spaces
available when they a
most It is a fact of
Moodaymomings, wt.
of us are stiU trying to
constant ringing of 1
docks, httle green maJ1
"Holy TriJ
Our esteemed P
Jason Kanes~
This past weekt
myself mvolved in so
usually don't: spons.
I went to see the •
of Olympic&: World
Gymnasts.• Why?
too sure.
My only explanac
this past summer J ..;
many (or the inJ
caught up in thl
.exo·avaganza that con
~"'election year an
s.ne thought for
for weeks on
YMPICS.
Sure, the Olym(
corny, commercia
"'nltu oau~ting to
their sports sezve
they're DAMNE]
'nee you Jearn to edi
.;oke commercials.
I became obscq
:ont1:ol in one hand, ~
other, scanning
lOdu::a,dc,imz the th
• •
*Usten to KL
IHE POS
v.nth Big Dad~
and theM
Wednesday. N(N
8 30 PM at R
, 2(1 SE Pine
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• venn,
:ditor
lhe P1oneer Log's favonte (and only, unfortunately) Sports Ed1tor dtvulges hi~ 'deas for P1o Olymp1c Games
.-18
Schearon
>uchdown
Morse ftn.
, 78 hard
irrles.
~rt fin.
yards rush
es. The~e
rs earned
bd Confer.
:>ftheWetk
1 to pass for
1, a 24 yard
eff Maller
$i>C catches.
IUChdowns.
the leader
s for touch
nth six.
ented quar
' tied a CFA
;tralght 3()0. Steve Zwerin
Hey youl Look over here!
For once this month you can
read something ln a newspaper
that has absolutely no polltlcal
content in lt at aUI Join me as 1
talk about po11ible campus
1poru. (I promiJe that 1 won't
rnentaon a word about poUtlca).
Anyway, as I was rushing to
school last week, hurrymg to
rnake it to my morrung class on
dme, 1 realized that Lewis &
Clark hosts its own Olympic
pmea every day
For example, we should have
mMnt called the 'Parking Space
Dash • Those of ua who live off
campus and dnve to school daily
are weU aware of this unfortu
nate aspect of being an LC stu
dent
Parking spaces are never
available when they are needed
most. lt is a fact of life. On
Monday mornings, whHe the rest
of us are still trying to ignore the
constant ringing of our alarm
docks, little gteen martians beam up abandoned cars from dusty
roads out in the middle of North
Dakota or Montana and place
them in the puldng lou of Lewts
& Clark College.
Then, when we get there,
the security guards laughingly
place those dreaded •LOT FULL•
signs in front of the main park·
ing lots But what's amazing ia
that LC students JUit can't seem
to read these signs.
We spend eight montha ev
ery year for four yean studymg,
and still most of us can't read a
simple sign The result 11 a cha
otic struggle to claim a padong
space.
You've seen these people
They whiz through the lots at
the speed of light, desperately
looking for someone to puU out
It's almost Like -tJumper cars-in
real life, with people swerving
around each other looking for a
space that maybe, just maybe,
thefourca.rsaheadofthemdidn't
• nOtice.
Their reward is that one time
in the term that it actually hap-petu Those people walk on air
for the rest of the day You've
seen them. They're not in love.
Theydi.dn't ace a midterm. They
got a great parking space, and
that lJ the highllght of their-wee~
The second LC Olympic
event would be perfect for those
crazy people on campus whosnU
walk around in shortt and t-shirts
when it u &a: zing outside. Ev
eryone else is weanng ska Jackets
and Jeans, but some people on
campus seem obliVIous to the
cold weather
These people should be
proud of themselves . They are
&gnorant of the results that occur
from prolonged exposure to ex
treme cold, such as hypother
nua, frostbite and the lnabillty
toJenu:mber any recently learned
knowledge
ThiS ts a great excuse for
those of you who didn't do well
on the latest midterms . Just tell
yourprofessorthatyou fell asleep
while you wen outside, nudy·
mg for the midte.nn, and that it
ruined your test. If they're kind, caring people, they'll understand
But if they get mad ~nd give you
.a failang grade in the dau, it
wasn't my tdea, okay? Just yell
at my editor Yeah, it was tm
fault
Anyway, back to the crazy
people who are still wearing
shons and t sturu. They should
hold a con teat among themselves
for the wmter term Points
should be awarded for those who
can matntain those warm
weather outfitt when it's anow
ing an Portland.
Extra pomu should be given
to those who can .Uso wear
birkenstocb or sandalJ without
socks. A tie btuker would be
awa!ded to the person who an
best manage to look comfortable
and mule when he or she i.s actu
ally ftecz.ing to death.
True Olymptc athletes are
forced to do thll. I espeaally feel
sony for figure skaters who slip
on the ice. Jf one of them faU5
just once in the enure presenta
tion, they have to get right back
up and smile like nothing ever happened . They spend ten yun
or something preparing for a
event that lasts less than five
minutes
One screw up means that
c:hey'U nevu gtt a gold medal
Yet th.eygetbackup, mulinglike
stupt.d uiaota. •oh, no problem, I
just •pent the lut seven yean for
nothing! I turned down three
mamage proposals and have
never gotten a high school de
gree Who cares if I have no
future left now? •
Tiua event can truly prepare
you fonmportantaspccuofyour
adult life, lilc.e IRS tax auditions .
For example, • Are you aware,
Mr. Caloobruk, that you have
not filed a tax rerum in the last
nineteen yean' Do you realize
tbe severe penalties for such iUe
gal conduct?'
That is a perfect time to use
your Lewis 8l Clark training.
Summorung aU of your courageJ
you can just look at theiRS agent
and sunply Ny, "'t wasn't my
idea, okay? Just yell at my boss.
Yeah, it was his fault.• aive game
5 of a school
tr 363 yatds
s. JeffN
: target as bt
:hes for 112 "Holy Triple Somersaults, Batman! It's the Olympic Gymnasts in Portland!"
the Pioneen
to play thr
• .tate
srday at 1.
a tough and '
:he Pio's.
1't mean a
ns a lot
areana~pu
ltball team,
:he. *Wenee
uccess of
onfidence
~ed, and keq
:wart
, and 1 also
in for u.r
inemen for
day. They
t lots of time
:ned some
.mcomesout
Last game, ~ou
,utd have a Our esteemed Pfo Log Editor -in..Chief sardonically comments on the recent Olympic gymnasts' tour
Jason Kaneshiro
This past weekend I got
myself mvolved in something I
usually don't· spons.
I went to see the •t992 Tour
Olympic & World Champion
Gymnasts.' Why? I'm really
not too sure.
My only explanation as that
this past summer I was among
many (or the insane) who
caught up in that atbletic
.extJ~avatgaJ:lz.a that comes around
·~rvelectio n year and hampers
Sine thought for teJevision
llddicts for weeks on end· 11-lE
YMPICS.
Sure, the Olympic gam.res
corny, commercial and gen
nau~ting to most who
their sports served straight,
c they're DAMNED addicting
cnce you learn to edit out those
...ole.e commercials.
1 became obsessed, remote
~ont1rol in one hand, sandwich in
other, scanning for moving
· the things 1 can't. 1 latched onto the week-long gym·
n.astic.s competition, talong in
doses higher than the FDA rec
ommends .
Beauty, grace, tiptoes, mu
sic. All of the stuff the NFL lack.s
Olympic gym.nastia controls.
J had hoped the •1992 Tour
of Olympic 8t World Champion
Gymnasts• would overshadow
the gymnastixercises 1 saw on
Olympic television. Yet what I
witnessed this past weekend
could only be described as the
-JceCapades- of gymnastics The
bleachers were filled with JUnior
bigh girls (gymnasttc groupaes).
Performers among Miller, Dunas
and Cutsu were a transvestite
gymnast with routines to "You
Could Be Mme,• and some sort
of parade involving a plastic
torch.
This confusing cartwheel
fest teft me with a sick. taste in
my mouth resembling Cheez
Whiz; Too much Americana .
Yet the most bothersome
part of the event was the fact
• • t
• KLC
'. ~ ' that s~eraJ performet1 were
over-the-hill Soviet gymnasts If
you're not familiarwitb thestory
of Soviet gymnasts let me briefly
explain: theformuSovietOlym
pac tramingmadunewouldyank
a few children out of preschool
and cart them off to training
intensive camps where they were
taught how to best win medals.
After they won their expected
medal quota for the Klemlin at
about age nmeteen, they retired
and coached the next crop of
gymnasodingr; .
But In 1m theSCMet Union
lS no more and the Soviet
Olympic machine LS taking
a breather until people stop
loolong for food. In Atlanta
1996, there will be no Uru
fied Team. Members will
represent their respective
states· Byelorussia, Estonia,
Ukraine.
Also uncertain are the
futures of many Soviet ath
letes. Many will likely flock
to the West to coach future
Concert ticket giveaways
*LJsten to KLC ( 1 04. 1 FM) and wtn tickets to tne followtng concerts.*
THE POSIES
W1th Big Daddy MeaiSb'aW
and the Metces
Wednesday. Novefrt>er I I
8 30 PM at Roacan~
, 241 SE Pine Street
' -' • LUNA
with Spnnkler and Trailer Queen
Thursday. Noverrt>er 12
a PM at Roacan~ FLAMING LIPS
Wllh Mechcne & Bomb
Friday. NCNef'T'ber 13
9 PM at Rockcandy
• •••
•
•
• Mary-Lous, Nadias or
Bogmskayas .
So this exhibition tour thmg
comes to thetr rescu.e. An AJl
Amencan product 1 envision
some board room hosting cigar
smoky buamessmen looking to
promote somedung cool. The
Dream Team World Tour? Too
expensive . Dan & Dave Cerea.l?
Has-beens.
How about those cute gym
nasts? No problem getting a
cast. SurelythoseSoviets ... they
think America ts wonderful.
They'll surely don neon leotards
and tote this plastic torch for a
Arts -at
Lewis & Clark
College
'The gteJiest clarinf!IISI ollhe COOU'(
"An artiSt oflndescrtbable geoof
Richard Stoltzman
Music and Ught:
A Musical Odyssey
Bill Douglas. Keyboardl
John Pur10n, Vlaulla
Guest Artlat Eddie Gorntl, But
8 p m, Novetroer 11. 1992
Aps Flanagan Chapel
Li!Yt1s & Clarii: ~ge
General S17
StudanlS and Senor C&ens S 12
l&C Students and Slaff S5
fJCkets Nll~e Ewnrs Off:IOO..
Ponderosa ~l 7947
foollllng mA1C Iran
Stallrmn's tlt crOSSCMlt recor~s
and sll.llRng shde pcoji!CIIOOS
·~ rmtter 'Aha I yw rrusacal ta~
Ills pc0{1am W1l ht lhem at som& pan
and prOba~ eriarge them at omers •
The WastlngD'I Post few thousand rublesl
And surely the Soviet gym
nasts would bite. •Hell, it's
money and ww: need it. Isn't th~t
what .AJ:n.eric.ul capitaJism is aU
about<. We'd be virtual rock stars.
1 don't can if I h~~ to do~ little
dance to janet Jackson's 'Con
trol, That's America. Isn't it?•
11 this what we're teaching
our Soviet neighbors about de
mocracy, capitalism, liberty and
the American Way?
So that's how I enJOY my
sports Or perhapt 1 should just
chew my cheese-dog, burp, ~
let the games begin.
Friday, November 6, 1992 ·the Pioneer Log· ti ARE YOU ON.E PERSON IN
SEARCH OF SOMETHING
TO DO~ -Wdl o;earch no more,
0 See.kc.r. The Lewis & Ouk
production of Luigt Pi.randdlo's
•stx Ch~n cters in Search of an
Authot' will be playmg at the
Ma.m Stage of F~r Aces Theatre.
It began last rught, but I forgot to
put it m last week's Pto Log, so
purush me. Curtain opens at 8
p.m., and nc.kets are $6 general
admission. The play will also be
showmg tomorrow, and next
week on Nov. 12, 13 and 14, so
you've got no excuse to 1D15S this
one.
•t UK£ AMERICAN MU
SIC ... • the Violent Femmes said
(wtuned) it right American Mu
SiC Week starts toru.ght, and tt
ltUU with a bang All nght, a
•ring! Amencan {surprue, sur
prise} composer and peformer
Willi&m Albright will be playing
pieces for the organ-p1ano rang
ing from the classical to 1az2 at
the Agnes Aanagan Chapel at 8
p.m. General admi.s.ston is S7,
butwesrudentsgetinfor4 bucks.
•
CLASSY ...0' • AC liON-Crab
yourgJOOVIestoucfitsaod mosey
along down to the 5th Annual
Vetc::ran's Dance beneftnng the
Oregon Trail Chapter of the
American Red Cross, "Victory
a.y and Beyond,• begins at 7:30
r~·m. Come early and you'll catch
the silent auction, 40's hairstyl
ing, and free dance lessons. Come
on time and you'll dance the night
away to the muSic of the Woody
Hite Big&nd. Jr'sa behy$25 for
everythin& but you al.so get loads
and loads of food.
ADOLFO IN PAR.ADISE -
Fil.m.5, films, films, and more
Sims; the best 6lm.c &om the
bestmind sofPortland . The 19th
Annual Nonhwest Ftlm Festival
opou tonight at 7:30 and wiU
continue until the 14th. Cbec.k
out the forty wumen chosen out
of the 231 submitted entries,
which are ce.rt~ to cater to ev
ery filmwatcher'a taste. At the
Pon&and Art Museum forSS gen
«nl admiaion.
atur ay 7
AMEIUCAN MUSIC, TOO
Don't you hate it when tequda
do r.b.at in•&d of just wrltlng
'D'' Bummer, eh. Well, tonigbr"t
Student C«npocition Night. See I
Your favorite music student on
•~gel Hearl Their eloquence and
musical talent! Taltel uh. . .neva
mind. Evan~ Auctitorium, 8 p.m.
Paat.-it's &ee.
AMERICAN MUSIC Ill:
S I UCK IN A CHAMBO -
Sylvain Fremaux and various
6,1992. YAl\
Oregon mustcians JOin forces
with Lewis & Clark students to
produce some rufty tunes. among
them the tup •serenade Opus 12'
by Victor Herbert, and the
trippin' *Dover Beach for Stnngs
and Santone• by Samud Barber.
Same pnces and same time as
Fnday's WiUtamAlbright perfor
mance (i.e. look up there, bud.) UR
singing along with pianist Steve
Chnstofferson to bnng you a
night of superb Jazz at Evans
Yet another addiuon to Amerl
can Music Week., lf you still
hadn't guessed At 8 p m., and
students and seruors get in for $5
Everybodv else--$91 Nyah.
BRING OUTTHEA.RTISTI N
YOU • •Enter the Art Zone• at
TH.RE.E FOR THE PRICE OF the Portland Art Museum. to ex
ONEI _The ultunate deal. mon penence and explore vanou'
For Sl3 you get three of the best hands-on art acnvtties avatlable
altemanve bands of the muSic to the public Merge your face
scene tn one neat htcle concert at with someone elses m the p~
the Roseland Theater The SPIN/ cess known as •morptun( (aJa a
Fontana Tour featunng House of certain Michael Jackson vtdeo},
Love, Catherine Wheel, and check out the facdities and exhi
Oc;ean Colour Scene begins at 8 bitions in the Pacific Nonhwest
p m . Cet your dckeu at College of Art, and look at the
FASTIXX outlets, Music Millen-. winning entries of the Seven
ruum, and the Fox Theater. temth Annual Young People's Film and Video Festival. Mucho
fun, and only $4 50, and totaUy
free if you look like a k.ld
IT'S TIME ... -for somethmg
JAZZIBR THAN JEFF AND new dance mustc wtth soul!
THAT 'FR.FSH PRINCE' GUY •oance music no longer has any
-Portla.nder Nan Kin will be soul--tt' s Ltke the cold hand of
LOOK WHO•s COMING ...
FALL OPEN HOUSE 1992
WEDNESDAY I NOVEMBER 12
Etb•n Abbott· Suttle, WA Tara Kdlu-Santa 8a.rbara, CA
Amlr Atl&n)anl Cn:aha.m.. OR Roseann laflin Campbell, CA
Ben Ath&y Corvallis, OR. HilWy J,annan ·Santa 8.ubua, CA
AdAm WILy-&thdl, WA WUl Lanon-Ulcbh, CA
Connir a.une. Ponland, OR Tobi S La.r.at.cr Sll1U1Yct, OR.
Jamie Barron · Santa Anna, CA Wells Lawson- Metccr Island, WA
Bmt Be•ch C&mp Shennan, OR Enn l~-Portb.nd, OR
Brooke Beldin. Cn:ah&m, OR. A.Jldrt:wW luwi-Troutd.&lc, OR
Brenna Be11-Auburn, WA Juon lt1dcman -Watc.rvillc, WA
Amanda Benton· Corvallis, OR. Ca.rmen Mar Mil1.an .t,.k.c Oswqo, OR
Joecpb Bjdland-Dcupark. WA Ouym. M&ngos • Ncbalc.m. OR.
Aaron Bloom-West IJ.nn, OR Kdly Mathaltws • Cottage Crovc, OR
Ouu 8oyk · Suttle. WA Mis.t)"' Matsud&. lake Oswego. OR.
Joab Brown • Pttrolil. CA Melanic Moore-McMinnville, OR
Amanda Bwpu · lubbwud, WA Sara Nc:I.M:lo-Umadlla, OR
Mary Mt.rgam Callahan· Seattle, WA Sc.rma Newball· Herndon. VA
Ca.ra ChrisUao -I a!crwood, CO M.lcbad O'Brko -R.eoton, WA
l.aurd Cau-eo • hcdmont, CA Ou1~0'Connor. Ta.coma, WA
J:acth DoOkowUd ·Mill Valley, CA ~ Odkc-North lkod, OR
Sanam Dowlatdad ·Seattle. WA Aa.nm-Tbom.u Ov.u-Oakhurst, CA
fJio~ Falter-Portland, OR Mtpn Pano.ns. Eupc, OR
Bca Ca.rdiou • Mllwa.~ec OR. .Ell Pwsifu1J • Portland OR
' f AAmn Ca~tcUum ·Mount Vcroon. WA l.aune IU.blo ·Lot Alt01 Hills. CA
Carey CcafBIC -Amboy, WA Jmni Rumanm • Pottland, OR
AnarY CAnula· Eugcoc, OR Nicole Rlcb&rdaon . Bellingbam, WA
Qnacr Crcu • Eupc. OR libby Rogui· Suttle , WA
Hadl Ctubc • Phllamath , OR. Jcslk:a R.C*DWI· Taaxn.a, WA
Wmdy Guyot· Portland, OR. Tammy S.mut. Be.avatoo , OR
Hi.l&Jy HAn lCD • E•acada, OR. Robln Seddcrsm -Wenatchee, WA
Bca)&mln Hat&t-Tumwatu , WA Ubby Sbcolcy • W~ Ocsmalnc, lOA ~ Ha.rrlt • San Oiqo, CA Carolyn SUJpa • Eugene, OR
Mkbdk Hanu • MUwaukec, OR .Brad StnnberJ • Suttle, WA
Marcua Kec:bt • Bcavatoo, OR. Oubo~ Stouffc:t • Sycamore, ll
tria Haoricb • Se\an, OR Mark 'l'botnpton • Eupc, OR
ldf Hdna • T amma. WA Ua Tbom..., -Suttle, WA
OIMl Hcrriaa • l•ke ~ OR &c~ iborndW ·Tacoma, WA
DMa HJcucra • San fnN' z co, CA Vlu.o -lklrin& OR.
David ffiaucra • San F raadii'D 1 CA Eric • T routdal.c, OR
Ta.dee ~na -Crabam,OR h~WatwNI -CornJllj ,OR.
laum Hoyt-Salem, OR Sarah Wcrcoc • T'<'Cl'N, WA
Ocwo Hume-Wma~bec , WA lanneWcat · Jriur, OR
JCII.Dihr Hummd ·~OR Jane& WU11anu-Tacoma, WA
Tan:MP Hwt • Cmh•m, OR Jab.D Wlo.b:n.becb • Boul.derCredc, WA
JOih lmd • Milwaukee., OR
lAta }Cf*D • Mo11roc. OR
of dutbl in the world are the reJUlt of chronic petsiltll:fl
nger, not tuddcn famine nor upheavals or diJuten.
larout · the world, hunger takes the Uvet of 35,000 people, 24 I'!V~VI
Moat of the dead are cblldren.
tvOJJ ..... , would like to dank all thOJCwbocontributed to uu:srcaue;el
lthJ:ou1~ donationa made during the Ha.Uoween Dance. OSPIRC
looldng for people who would also lilc.e to donate their time .... ,
~~ to tbd.r organization. CaU them at campus extension 7
contact SCOP (Student Community Outruch Program) m thel
........, ... nciJ Ch•mbe a, all week from 11-12 and Tuesdays and Thu
from 12:30 to 2:30.
Pioneer Log technology We want to make lt
an expenence wtth a lot of en
ergy and power, • says Jez, half of
the dynanuc duo caUed the Utilh
Saints lntngued' They'U be
perfurm.mg at the Roseland The
ater with speoal guests Factor
Red,8·30p m TaxatallFASTIXX
outlets, Music M.llleruum , and at
Fox Theater
MARK YOUJ.\ CALBNDA.RS .
TODAY IS THE FIRST AN
NUAL ARGYLE DAYIII -
Soc~ sweaters, hats, mittens,
beck, even underwear if you've
got ltl Just make sure what you
wear ls visible. lf you've got tons
of argyle stuff, rent it out to non
argyUtes and make a bundle
WHOA, MA.NI ITS UKE., 3D,
DUDE -Richard Stolrzman's
•Music and the Agnes Flanagan Chapel
your fnendly netghborhood
g~ous place transFormed tntt
multi media showcase of 01~1
ents of <.itoltzman and his
accomparued by the tmages
visualist John Pearson
agam, reduced pnce1 for s
and ~iors ($12, vs $17 for
eryone else)
urs~
HONEST FOR .. ......_ .., • ..,,.
SOUTHERN' ROCK -T
Tntt brings tus earthy,
songs of the tnals and ·
tioos of the everyday wo
man to the Portland Me.m
CoUseum, 8 p.m. Enough of
Garth Brook.! stuff, my
With special guests Many
and Mark O'Conner Cet
tickets at FASTlXX outleu,
PCP A, Civic Auditorium,
Coliseum box offices.
Duhdeeduhdeeduh That's
folks I
Eh. .. What's up, Doc? (chomp, chomp, chomp) ... Nothmg ben
than good old-fashioned , smart-aleck, smashin' and bashin'
toon fun from the original wascally wabbit. The Suorul lt1I1UI
Bup Burrny Film FestivAl is on for all devoted looney Tunes tw
Cinema 211 Ten days onlyl Showtimes : 223-4515
tFriday"s :A1 usic Sta
• rtJ{'L t]jtR!AJS ~rr
peifonn fJ3acfi
· · Conway, Jt!ezzo..Soprano
Lisa Wa/Rtr; tp{Jzno
peifonns Jfaydn, 'Debussy
Janet Jftntges
performs :Momrt, ~climaninoff
Jrfusic f8/Jg.J '&ans tfmlitorium, 10D.m' z:so-1:.f0
' I -1
about t~
store: not
rip-off as yc
Fl
student
EATU
--1M I
us adieu
Kleenex In
-Con
student Ambc
meets with N
with plenty c
Ha•
-AthletE
Week: Aw
Kalel Kaanol s
defens
proved thef11
worthy a
Southern ~
State
PORl
-one q
Becker's m
sembles
stage t
-Big
Meatstraw
~·
I
'k English
books tort
sand sign
be m1ssed
;10ks and a
m the Na·
•t the Aru
~er lus belt,
aph so you
nd be a hip,
~VE IT
•qutrky'
d broad mu
Lovett will
of Portland
the Arlene
iall Lovett
us latest al·
nh, and with
• • • nsU\g guttaz
'ickets at aD '
ts, MUSIC
Fox Theater
ch-chuming,
rht Iron Man,
~ • according
1ts.
Stan
agt.
1prano
~fane
ss . -
-April sums
up the elections
and records some
Lewis & Clark stu
dent commentary
-He's drinking
coffee and talking
about the sixties:
Mike Mooney steps
out
-Bugs Bunny Fest
EATURES
-Grant Edwards
responds to last
week's
Forum Fun
Schotland' s
hot and not sitting
still:
Administration's to
blame
__,.Football win
over Wlllamette:
41·18
-They've been.
over for months, but
Zwerln and
lro take
cracks at those
wacky Olympics
PORTS
-What the hey:
It's Argyle Day.
__,Name
Dropplng .... a list of
students visiting
Lewis & Clark you
could get to know
J •
•
~ar
an
Jason Kaneshiro
Lcw1s & Cluk Cone~ is switching from a
quutc:r c:&lenda.r to a aemcstc:r c:.alendat in the
Fal.lo£1994
A taskforcc formed by the Curriculum
Commlttce ln the fall of 1992 has produced
theu report after diKuuton of the calendar
change
The tukforc:e hu met for two houra every
Thursday morning alnc:e ita formation They
sifted through documents produced by Lewis &
Clark's variOUS departments in (esponae to the
c:alcnda.r chan~ . Draft plans were also circu
lated to faculty and sta.ff and a atudent forum
wu hdd. 1be recommendat ions have now
been fin.allzed and today, copies of the t&skfora:
report an: bang distributed among f.acultymem
bcn
The T ukforce bas settled on two optJon.s
for the 199<4 calenda.r a 16-wcek plan Utd a 15-
weU plan A vote on which c.aJend&r to adopt
will be held about 1 weelc. from now on l'tovem
ber 17 "The vote will be made withm the
Cumculum Committee
Student ~pre:senutive Ducy V &JentJne, a
member of the ta.skforc:e, worked on the Report
and IJ open to atudcnt comments and suggo
week sexx1.ester • .
Lewis &c Oark College
Student-run Newspaper
Volume 57, Number 8
Friday, November 6, 1992
• • ovett or eave tt
tions prior to the upcommg vote. •t would be
wil.1ing to ~ve another forum t£ Students were
open tO it, • said Valentine .
--rh.iJ is the time for 1tud~u to calt~ the
opportunity tO make their voices hurd Now is
the ttm.e decisions are being nwk. ~ the
studentreprcsentative on this c:omnUt tee I want
to have as much student input .md involvement
as possible, • said Valentine.
Ctanted, such a change of c:.alendaz is a
logistJcal problem for everyone at Lewi.s !l Clark
Co~, not JUSt atudcnts . Valentine iJ ccruln
that the cale.nd&r ch&nge will run wtthout grut
difficulty "Thueiusuongsentiment tomili
the t:ran.sation as smooth .u possible, • com
mented Vale.otJne .
Yet there is still astrongstudent senu.ment
on campus that the dcaaion to go through With
the calmdarchangewu made without student
input. This past Wednesday dunng registration
a petition was being orculated by a fint year
student m protest of th.e c:&lenda.r change. The
petition voteed the Ccd.if\8 that fmt·ye.ar stu
dena were inadequately mformed of the up
commg c:&lmd.ar c.ha.oge for some students
they may n:coo.st.dered ataya.ng at lzwis & CWk
tf the calendar change tri.nSition does not run
smoothly .
Approximately 100 Lewis & Clark students
&.culty and •dmlrustraton attended an open
forum in the Council Ch..rnbers last week
Wednesday rught tO
addttsssuch~ over the c~b:ndu dwlge. The forum wu
orga.niz.ed to add.n:ss auch iuuc:s u ways to
make the ~er to scmesur ch..angc a posttJve
e:xpr.:ricna and to de.al With student concerns
over the change.
At the forum, studentS voiced the senti·
ment that they h.a~ been ignored, espr.:ciaUy
fint·ycar st :.~dents and sophomores Studcoa
Wlf\ted to !mOW' why the SWJtch wu occur
ring and whether or not the administration
bad been paying any lttenooo to ttudcnts
Evan Wlllia.au responded to students
apirutthech.ange. 'lt'ududwut . Students
ahould try to JUSt mili the beat out of the
situation, • Williams uid.
Valentine po:mts out dut present topho
morcs and fust-yeM 1tudcnta should not be •
concerned about bang caught in the "traNi·
don period!
•Jking ~student in this cra.ruition period
does not mUD that you won't graduate oo
time. It will not ~t your 6na.ncial aid or
&bilityto goonovase.u p1ogranu, • commented
Valentine.
The Cumculucn Com.Jnjtcce vote decid
ing which ca.lendu tO put into KtiOn will ra!cc
pl.aceoo Now:mbcr 17th. Elfccuvdy, there i.s
1 full Wttk during which to contact your stu
dent rep~nt~tives Darcy Valentlne {Box
l048', Crystal BergrrorChria B...aiicyW1th your
optruons . They ugcrly aw~t yourcommcnu
-
1 Th.ls wu the plan proposed by the Curriculum
Coauruttec And voted on by the faculty lut spno.g. Cluses
in the fall semester would begin after Labor Day 8egnln.rung befon:
Labor D&y ls inconvuu.ent for students with summer JObs and for
student and faculty f&m.ily pi-ins,
2 The 15-weck plan, considering that nudents will normaUy
cake four ~thcr than three courses, provtdes for neuly as much m
cl.ass time ovcsaU per year thAn Ll nDW thec&Seon thequ.utersystem.
3. The 15-week plan IJ the oae used by many libcnl aru coOcges
with an e.uly semster/four semester hout tcbedulc.
4. With uummervacation bclng twowcelcs longer under the 15-
..w:ck plan it would be ea.tlcr to dcs.ign a oudy equivale.oc summer
ses11on.
---1--+--i 21Ae ..
I
week semester
l. The 16-wu.k plan adds one week of tcarh:ina t.imc to
each ICIX'Ieltct th.us Bivin& students l8 wuks of in-<l&SI
iostJUctinn, Jti.1J twO wcrb ahonct tNn the cuneot 30
W'tc.lrs Th.ia tn1ka it ea•ie.r to put pracnt cwrio•LarCDOtent into
g;.wn counes, rcsultina in lela loa OYU....U.
l. An extra W'cek. provides an idvan~ for stude.nta who will
h&~ to m.l..rliF the ltandard row COWII: load rather than three u
at present and an incn:uc in the time ava.il.hle for & mo~ rUlecuvc
nyk of le.a.mLas invoi'VUl writing and di.lcuaion.
3. The Ionaer teme~tu is an adva.n~ in t.hoele a.rus of the
curriculum in which lcn.gth of avaiLable time: is a sipifiant factor,
CS· studio art and theater d•ues, couna involving ~ensi~
resuzc.h, and ovaaa1 atudy programs.
4. An extra week would !NV men conYenicnt the xhcduling • of a required tmior thais for all students.
s. . The 16-week term would begin~ ubor o.y. • ectton
The dectSJons are final
April M. Lee • un-own: tnton1 Corinna Ann Buchh
April M.
News Edi .... ~
o on • • •
Happy With the results? Ask your fnendly netghborhood Lewis & Clark student
est preslden t whtn he takes office
on Januaty 20. S1110.6NT COUNQ
We took the Presic
co cure Jt. Anyw1y, hJ,
know the rat ThiJ Ia
did for two boun at d
The voting booths closed at
8:00 on November 3rd ~d it is
now three days after the dec
tion, but do you really know aD
dat ~ppened ? The pres1dential dectlon re
sults caused some interesting stu
dent resporues here at l£wis &
Oark.
•J'm glad Bush lost, said jean
Gallagher, a sophomore £rom Cali
fornia. •J think Clinton is the best
of the three who were running
He's t~ang a lot and I'm hoping
he'D really do something . • stress, • said Ellen Lov.re, spoke.
woman for No on 9 • A heavy
burden has been lifted."
On the other side, Lon
Mabon stated, •Even 42%,
though not a majority is a major
statement by a large portion of
our state.• We spent much 1
•unounding it. ThiJ it
tat I'm aure you'U b
elsewhere in thiJ pape
the status of they~
smce the present one n
Vlce-Presldent of Budg
Syneqpa Budgets, whi1
J talked with Amy, a.n
worked it out, and chi Of course, Bill Clinton is
Plesident, but what about the
rest of the issues you put an X
next to when you voted?
The following is a brief run
dovro of the facts and figures and
some responses to the elecoon
results.
According to~ Associated
Press tally, Ointon had won 349
electoral votes and led 29 more,
Bush had won 115 dectoral vores
and led for 42, and Perot ran the
strongest third-candidate race tn
more than a generation
However, the Ointon-Core
team will take office after having
won far less than 50 percent of
the popular vote.
Also, at 46, Clinton will be
come the nation's thud-young -
the Pioneer Log Staff
Sclkor Ia O,ief
Jason K•nesbiro
Paoductioa/Featura
Adolfo Cam ..........
bch Stn:ct
Nc w 1 EdkOI"I
Corinna Ann Buchholz
April M. Lee
!ditor: •t'm amazed that Ointon
blew him out so bard, but I'm
happy with it, nonetheless ,"
stated freshman, Matt Samson
Although the naoonal elec
tom vote looked like a landslide,
here in Oregon the actual popular
vote in the presidential race was
quite close. About 284, 478 people
cast a vote forOinton , while 224,
716 Oregon residents voted for
Bush and 164, 453 people voted
for Perot
Oregon residents voted on
numerous other issues too, some
of which may have spuked the
lughest voter turnout in Oregon's
history.
Measure 9 failed in a close
but dtxis:ivecontat, with 344,064
pdtple voting yes and 409,475
voters casting a no vote. This
vote sparked respon.aes on both
sides of the iaue.
•Many people here have been
living m a state of tens&on and Students at L&C had some
thmg to say about the results of
Measure 9 also.
--rhe returns on Measure 9
reflected where the OCA was
stationed I was surpnsed that it
was so close. There are more
closet conservaoves in Oregon
than I expected," Dawn Elmer
said.
"It's [measure 9's defeat] a
positive step toward accepting
diversity, but at the same time
we need to examine that seg
ment of the population that
voted yes on 9," said Jenny
Mitchell, a sophomore at L&C.
AU other state wide baUot
measures also went down to de
feat, except one. Oregon voters
approved tom limits but turned
down proposals that would have
paid for parks, banned t:riple
traller trucks, created a split-roU
tax, restricted gill netting on the
lowerColumbia, and shutdown
the Trojan nuclear power plant
immediately .
oone ABOVE: BILL & Al'S EXCELLENT ADVENlURE ; THEY
WON
BELOW: OREGON VOTERS PlAY Fill IN THE BlANKS As far as last yeac
that due to a mess of
lost a bunch of phot
masing materiaJ) we j
helpf If you haveany/
co mel (I am near the
proofchecJc. write cap
t:XlSting picture.., con
almost completely do
We discussed wh
stand on measure 9
guessed, be No). Afte
we may feel the same
appeared to), we did J
the CouncU to take t
srudenr body, and t)
support of 9. Ultin
moved to have Counc
down 3-to-.5. We, of c
mdtVJduals, and if yo
We discussed th
cve.ryone's boxea by r
We dJscussed what i
people had heard abo
so, you should come
one of us See if I ca1
Remember how
,u __ 1t ts This is tv.
lfoNmd until you ge
Here's what hap
of there in an ho'
arroyo of ASLC t
Oh, we did discu1
dl"nt of JSLC, ,. Alina Edwards
Spoda Editcw
SteveZwam
Puhllclc Occwnnca Editor/
Ceetoon'-t Mooney the person. not the .thing gets sOCiable .. u,x tutors Are Y'
lewis & Clark, ~
r.tn•:n can Language z
Ryu Lee
Pboto EcUtOI"
Erin Feldman
Front Pap/C.aphk Dc1fp
Phil Duong
AdvatidnaMI
Ouimnc krtin
Sr&pN!nir McCwdy
AclwiiOr
Peta Ouutm~m
Wait•n, Photo Hmmcla, Q,o.
trihuton: Dave Bryant, I in
W•Jkn, Sophy Serghi, Teya
h1huell, Monaca Harril, Yul
ICatD, Edwuda, Charla
Twbti, ~ji MiDipwa, Staci
Paoub, Tori lloche, Aaron
~do& Arjan Shutte, Ivan
Drur.br, 'KJittiMf!d: •wrh,tn
McCadle, OW StepiJeN, CJe8
J:mbl, Miranda fiulrr, Julle
Vnebla, Lyctia Waztr,
M"'a. lit,__ Corinna Ann Buchholz
Approximately 30 students,
administrators and staff of lewis
& Oark took time out Wednes
day night to have Mocha with
Mooney.
According to Forest re.ident
director Rick Debellla, the event,
held in T a.Illanlck lounge, was •a
chance for everybody to get to
know president Mooney the per
son."
•Not the thing' added presi
dent Michael Mooney.
Debellia pointed out the
meetingwu •not an iuues meet
ing."
During the two hour between
9:00pm and 11:00, Mooney spoke
on many pcnonal iaauea, u wdl
u hia planJ for and feelings about
Lewil & Cluk Collqe.
, think it' a (the mating) very
bendicial I've bun tothaemeet
ing befwe and thia time Mooney
and .the ltudenu talked more
about perJONI iaaua U1d opin
iona, • nid L8IC N"Dior CryJUJ
Berger. -people definitely na:d to
come to thae m-rin- . ~-; .. _ ---o-· It """"68 a new lisbt to Mooney.'
Mooney began the ni&ht by dwina a 1tcny about hia daugh
tn wbo il iD He told of
the joy lbc Edt iD th1a P'lt eJec
tion becaua abe wu able to vote
for the 6nt timr.
2 ·Friday, Novealber 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log Cri111e Beat He paralleled dlis recent dec
tion with the first presidential
election in which he had partici
pated, in that in both instances a
torch was being passed from an
older generation to a new one.
•t'm glad to see the moment
of tran.aition. .. I wu a&a1d we
had forgotten ideali1m, • said
Mooney. Oct 31, 7:30 p.m. -Several students in the forest area were cital
ahooting paint pellet guDJ at the windowa of Alder and Spruce. have been a deli bel
~rtSu:ient of Swedish
rtSOJ'vecheSAA.B mo
p.lUII and Programml
~ntra calendar in T
rrom some guy for fr
UOUJld the edge of it,
thanks for the ~
~retty wild, no'
smg Barry Mani
the chance to se Mooney and the others in
Tamarack talked about
Mooney' 1 experiences in the
1960's. Also, the similarities be
tween the change of Eiaenhower
to Kennedy and Buah to Ointon, Oct 3J, 12:45-1:00 a.m.-A blt-and-run acddcnt occuned in the
Templeton paddnglot. Two lamp poltl were knocked over by a car
was later determined to be a tax.iab &om the Broadway Cab coa1p
Campua Safety ia pursuing t:h.is matter with the company.
Nov.2-AlmortSJ6,000incomputerequipmentwureportedstoJjen
the Computer llesal~ Showroom in Templeton. Emp~ diJclatl
the theft on Monday momln& but it Lt bcliewd th.at the equlpm1:n
taken d.urinB the wcek.rnd.
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wb.t Clinton ahould do in the :
caae of the national defence bud-•
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to the achool'a Muter Plan, Sig
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faculty aa1aria U1d lnaeaae ben
efit&. : LARGE PIZZA-MEDIUM PRICE
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leut four more Mocha with
Moaoey nigbu in the upcoming
montha. HewWbevilitm,otber
dorm room loungaand ~ins
with the LewiJ & CJuk commu
nity. :Order any large Pizza and pay the price of a ........
: with the same number of toppings.
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Retention Letter Receiving Responses
1 srut>BNTCOUNcacossCAMPINc,cnsooousH Williams, Madson letter 1nv1tes Lewts & Clark to solve ·retentton· woes
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•••••••• We took the Presidential New Tie fund money to get lotion
ro cure tt. Anyway, hi, hello. Thia lalvan of Information and you
know the rest. Th!J Is the Update. ThJa is what Student CouncU
did for two boura at their last meetin~
We spent much time dlacuuing the Yearbook and issues
1urroundlng it. This Ia when I wear my Commuwcation.e Chair
nat I'm aure you'll be 4lble to read about it i.n labonou 1 dctall
elseWhere l.n thb paper, but basically there were concerns about
rhe status of the yearbook and also who the editor of Synergia was
tance the present one resigned and so the Praident {Amy) and the
VIce-President of Budget & Finance (Chad) frou theY earbookand
Synergia Budgets, which it turned out they weren't a.llowed to do
1 talked with .Amy, and we aU talked about tt at the meenng and
worked it out, and they are &oud no more.
As far as last year's yearbook goes, J am chagnned to report
that due to a mess of unfortunate circumstancet (the pubhshe.r
lost a bunch of photos primarily, plus there was some other
aussmg material) we are looking at mid february But you can
bel pi If you have any photos, especially from last year, bnng them
to mel (I am near the info desk.) Better still, lf you want to help
proofcheck, write captions fur boxes, or look through and choose
exisring pictures, come talk to mel That would be great. It is
almost completely done and I Just luww you'U love it.
We diScussed whether or not Council should take a formal
stand on measu~ 9 {that stand, would, as you have probably
guessed, be No) After much di$cuasion, we a.ll agreed that while
we may feel the same way about the measure (which we mostly
appeared to), we did not agree on whether it was appropnate for
the Council to take this position, as we do represent the entire
student body, and there are indeed students here who are i.n
support of 9 Ultimately Student RepresentatJve Tony Ross
moved to have Council take a formal post non on 9 It was voted
down 3-to--5. We, of course, are still free to spread our opiruons as
mdtviduals, and if you know us, we probably will.
We discussed the Student Water Retention letter put in
everyone's boxes by Dennis Madson and Evan Wlllia.ms last week.
We dtscussed what rt meant and what it was about and what
people had heard about it Do you have any opinion about it? If
so, you should come talk to one of us If not, don't come talk to
one of us. See if I care
Remember how I said that I didn't get last week m on time?
Here it lS This is two Tuesdays ago, so set your watch an hour
rd until you get to the end of the article
Here's what happened · NOTHING . Snoou city. We were
of there in an hour and ten rrunutes Just a few stray rocks m
arroyo of ASLC that day.
Oh, we did discuss something MonsoorSharlf, the new V tce
nt of ISLC, said that TSALC students are havmg trouble
tutors Are you confused? ISLC as International Students
Lewis & Clark, wtule ISALC 1s lnstttute for the Study of
ll;Cln Language and Culture, or something like that This had
have been a deliberate JOke. But anyway Shannon Todd, Vice-
'reslldeJlt of Swedish Cars, talked about whar was bemg done to
resoi'Ve the SAAB money problems, and V tce-Pretident of lnforma
and Programming Gary Tmun said he was working on a
;cnu calendar m Templeton. He said he was getang ttus board
some guy for free, and then there would be local advertising
"""nd the edge ofit, and several of us thought that wasyucky He
thanks for the info.
P~tty wild, no<. You should see it when we ruzlly get loose
smg Barry Manilow songs Which actually you would have
the chance to see happen (I am not making this up) had you
.vuu: to the meeting Tuesday, which you were of course invited
Fortunately, you're invited to the next one u weU Tuesday,
·SOPM,Stammo rtheASLCConferenceRoomneartheinfodesk.
u came, than.ks. If you didn't, you missed •copacabana .•
you for reading, you are my fnend.
SOFA
Mark Pittn,an -A Completely Mental
and New Experience!
It's nearing the end of the term, and you are completelywiped .
ou have tons of reading to catch up on, and papert to write. You
zulize however, that it iu1so necessary to relax and have a Uttle
every once in a whlle. Mark Pittman can help you do that. He
a hypnotlat/mentaliat who has been an entertainer for over 15
He was here a few yean ago, and everyone enJO~ him
l.menselv. Ruth Tumerforexample,said, •J was a skeptic and I'd
IIJUJmt it'd be hoaky. It was actually totally entertaining,
ltere:sruliK and comical. • Several other people who I have talked
who wen: there a~ also psyched that he is coming back. Crystal
-... -satd, •J will defirutely be there. I loved tt last time. •
act is a mix of super ... memory, telepathy, psychokinesis, and
'h"• forms of E.S.P., and if we're lucky, a bit of hypnoSis. He will
hue Tuesday the lOth at 7·30 m Stamm. and is brought to you
the crazy kids in SOFA and Student Activmea . Corinna Ann Buchholz
Many atudenta and faculty
are offeringsuggestioru to make
Lewis 8l Clarka more enjo~ble
and better school
The suggestrons are in ~
aponse to a letter distributed to
the L&C communtty October
20th
The letter, written by Vice
President for Academic Affa1.r1
Evan Williams and Vtcc Prm
dent for Student Affairs Den
nas L Madson was mled •Help
ing Our Students to Stay and
Succeed • In at, WiJUam.s and
briefs
Christmas Tru To
Stand Itt Square
An tlgbty-foot Oouglu fit tree
wiU br moved into Ptonecr Court
house Square at noon on Novem
brr 16. The tru th.u wdl serve as
this years holiday centerpiece iu
gaft from the Clack.a.tnaa
Oistnct in the Mount Hood Na·l
tiona.l Forest. nu. is the runth
yu.r that the Portland Publtc Pa.tk
tng ganges and The AssociatlOD
for Portland Progress IS sponsor
Ing the city's Christmas tree
Their will bran annual tree-light
ing ccretr~ony on N~mbc.r 27
Tax Form
Reminder
The bUSUless office would like
remind students wodo.ngon cam
pus to pot tha.r pe.rmanentlhome
address on the W-l forms They
cannot send your tax fomu to
your lC box. If you hAve not
done this or you filled your W-2
form out wrong, pu:k up a. new
form at the business office
Scholarships to be
Awarded
The Scripps Howard Founcbtlon
gJves scholarshtps to full-t1mc
gr~duate and undergraduate nu
dents pursuing a. career tn print
and broadcast jou.rnalism These
arc three areas of fundi.ng- Jour
nalism Schola.rsh.ips, preference
giw.n to junior, senior and gradu
ate students; Robert P Scripps
Graphic Arts Grants, for students
mAJOring 10 gr~phic arts, Ellen 8
Scnpps Fc.Uowships, for wo•·ltin
fOurnallsts punuing graduate
studies Students need to ~est
a scholarship a.ppllution brfon:
December 10, by sending a letter
stating college m&JOf and career
goal to Scripps Howard Founda
tion, 1100 Central Trust Tower,
P.O. Box 5380, ClndnMt1, OH,
45201 Appli.cation forms wiU br
mailed in late December and must
be compte~ and n:turned to the
Foundadoo by Fcbruaty 25, to be
dJiiblc for 1993-94 Scholarships
Schola.rahips rang.: from SSOO to
$3,000
Volut~turs Nuded
Voluntec.rs of Amerlca's Adopt A
Family n~edJ volunteer~ now.
Volunteers will auist with tde
pbone intUn fot Wnllles wbifll
apply for aulstancc &a:n the pJO
g&m, int&lces for •&dopte.r~•, and
the matching process Volunteer~
a.n: needed Monday-Friday from
9 OOa.m. -6 OOp m andaru•k.ed
to w01k thtu hour shifts.
lntCJestcd tn tak.i"8 a three-hour
volunteershlkshouldGtll Berni~
Laun:ns at 235-8655. Madaon pointed out that only 79%
of Lewis & Clark students stay for
thw aecond ye.ar and, perhaps
more significan tly, only 63%
graduate in five yean or leu.
The letter was an open invita
tion for suggesdona and ideas on
how 1.cwLs 8l Clark can retain stu
dents. Also, membera of the L&C
commuwty were asked af they
"Response has
been really very
good. Quite a
few people have
volunteered to be
on a team."
-Dennis
Madson
would like to serve on an action
task force to help with student
retention
A fair amount of letters wnt
ten by students and faculty have
already been recewed by the Stu
dent Affairs Office, as well a.s nu·
merous phone calls and verbal sug
gestions
•Response has been reallyvery
good, • said Madson •au1te .1 few
people have volunteered to be on a
team.•
Ideas submitted center around
on malung on campus living more
atmctive o.nd V\a.b\e through per
hapscteatUlgan upperclasssperson
floor or groupmg students by theu majora One teacher made an
example of a floor for btology
aajora Alao, mo~ options for
the Bon Appettt me.a.lseMGe plan
are bang co1111den:d
Many people also expressed
concenu over the cost of the food
service and on campus livmg.
'We're going to look at that {the
excessive costs), • said Madson.
• And make sure those are at the
nght co.st ... the lowest possible
cost Wlthout operating m a defi
cit*
Madwn hopes to k.eep the
food service cosu at a conatant
level for the next cou pie of years,
or perhaps having a slight de
crease
According to Madson, there
will be two or three groups
wtuch will meet to cfucuss Jpe
aficwues
One group may implement a
campus advtsmg I tutoring
group, while another may work
on lowering the cost of Bon
Appetit and Barnes and Noble
servu:es and· improving campus
houang.
•Jt's still real early/ said
Madson. •PJght now the goal is
to coUect tdeas and get volun
teers. Then we'll take the best
and most viable ideas. Some of
the 1deas may be implemented a$
early as ne:xt faJt.•
Some general gools Madson
hopes will be met are a five per
cent maease in the retention of
first yea.rttudents dunng the next
two years, ~d allowing aU stu
dent• to engage in a Co\\cgc
Outdoors experience three or four
years down the road.
Halloween Weekend: Boo
Calobo/OSPIRG dance ra1sed more than the dead
Alissa Edwards
Good samaritans packed the
Halloween Dance in Stamm Din
ing Room last Saturday night.
About 200 L&C students attended
the concert.
Calobo provided the mustc for the
event, which was a benefit for the
homeless i.n Portland.
The dance was the bramchild
of Calobo's Dave Andrews, who
coordmated the event with Sam
Baker
The pnce of ~nussion was a
donataon of food, clothing, or money, with the proceeds gomg
to org4lnizations which work
with the homeless in this area.
Baker said that donations were
•substantial• 4lnd that food gath
ered at the door is being given to
the Sisters of the Road Cafe, a
non-profit restaurant which pro
vides food and jobs for the home
less. Clothing items will go to
Cree.nlis}lt, a shelter fer home
less runaway teenagers .
Calobo plans to host another
musical event with other bands
in the sprin& possibly with a
bc.nefit theme as well.
HALLOWEEN MEANS PUMPKINS: lliESE SMIUNG LC
S1UOENTS ARE CERTAIN OF THAT.
Friday, November 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log· 3 Adolfo Gar-"7 ...
Features Edir"-'' 0
Adolfo Garz
a e s ' c •• Reading the Seatt
is a Portland film ai tic
of mild frustration . Mellow Madness and Cinema 21 bring you the Second Bugs Bunny Film Festtval-better hurry up, it w111 only play for 1 0 days A great number
cialty movies open iJ
long before they get
Jand Adolfo Garza
Dunng the next 10 days,
you stmply will not find a . . ' more entenawng movte any-
where than T'hL St.cond Bugs
Bunny Ftlm Festtva/
The Festival, which will
play November 6 thru 15 at
Cmema 21, ts a comptlat10n
of about a doz.en Looney
Tunes and Merrie Mdo
dtes shorts from the 40's
and 50's.
These shorts were
originally made for the
atncaJ exh1-
bition.
and there's no better way to
enjoy them than on a theater:
the collective laughter ts m
fectious, thecartoon'smaniac energy larger-than-life.
That by ttselfwould mean
little, tf not for the fact that
the Looney Tunes and Merrie
Mdodjes are some of the most
hilanousarumated shorts ever
made
The whole Warner Bros.
family 1s here· Bugs, Daffy,
Porky, Elmer Fudd, Yosemtte
Sam, Tweety, Sylvester,
II Foghorn Leg-hom,
the Road
Runner
I
and Coyote.
Bamng any last-minute
lineup changes, the Festival
will include the following
-----Video Review
eGo shorts.
•Porky's Preview ('41)
Porky presents h1s own car
ton show.
• Porky Pig's Peat (' 43)
Porky and Daffy are unable to
pay then bill at the Broken
Arms Hotel
•8BaiJBunny('50) Bugs
tries to help a per-forming
pengum find h1s
way home.
• Ballot
A I
Box Bunny ('51) Bugs and
Yosemite Sam engage in nasty
competitio n in their race for
Mayor.
unes: • 1933-1948
In case watching T1u Bugs
Bunny Ftstiva/leaves you crav
ing for more Looney Tunes,
this is the video for you.
T1u Goltkn Agt of Loonty
Tunts: t933-1948, available
from MGM/UA home video,
contains 70 arumated shons
from Warner Bros.
The collection's total run
ning time JS a whopping 9
hours.
Knowing that you prob
ably won't be watching it in
one sitting, the folla at MGM
video have divided the car
toons into 10 categories :
•t930s Musicals • ~irsts • I I 'T ex Avery, • •Bob Oampett, •
•Chuck Jones,• •frizFrelen& •
•Bugs Bunny by Each Direc
tor,• •t940s Zanies,• •Hooray
for Hollywood, • and 'l'heArt
ofBup.•
•
The Looney Tunes fint
got atarted when producer
Leon Schlesmser hired ex-Disney ammators Hugh
Harman and Rudy Ising to
produce musical cartoons for
Warner Bros. release.
The first cartoon with
Bugs Bunny was 'fhe Wild
Hare, • ('40) by T ex Avery.
Daffy Duck' first starring
role was in •Daffy Duck and
Egghead• ('38), where he sings
• Merry-Go-Round Broke
Downt•.
Tweety made his debut in
• A Tale of Two Kitties•; Fog
hom Leghorn was first seen in
-walky Talley Hawky,• and
Porky's first appearance was
in Fritz Freleng's •J Haven't
Got a Hat.•
All of these are included
in the •firsu• category.
Each of the four most im
portant directon of Looney
Tunes it given his own sec-
• bon.
Tex Avery's includes:
•cinderella Meets Fella, •
•Hamateur Night, • and
4. Prlday, 6,1992. the Log -rhugs with Dirty Mugs."
ln the Bob Clampett sec
tion are: •wabbit Twouble, •
• A Corny Concerto, • Kitty
Komered,• and -rhe Great
Piggy Bank Robbery.•
Cartoons by Chuck Jones
mclude: •sniffles Takes a
Trip, • The Aristo-Cat, • and
•Jnki at the Circus. •
In Friz Freleng's section
are: •Rhapsody in Rivets, •
•Pigs in a Polka,• •Tweetie
Pie:
All the cartoons are in
great condition, since they
have been mastered directly
from original 35mm rutrate
composite prints, with the
color cartoons mastered from
m T echnicolor prints.
Golde" Age of Loo11ty Tut~ts
is currently available on
laserdisc only. However, a
videocaasette release is not to
be ruled out, given the popu
larity that this collection has
enjoyed. • Leghorn Swoggled
('51) Henery Hawk, Fog
hom Leghorn, and the bam
yard hound have fun the old
fashioned way.
• Rabbit Seasoning ('52)
Daffy toes to convmce Elmer
Fudd that tt's rabbit seasoni
Bugs gets Daffy into • pronoun
trouble. •
• Rabbit's Kin ('S2)
lump or
two?, • Bugs asks Pete Puma.
You know what happens
next ...
•Bully for Bugs ('53) Bugs takes up bull fightin&.
• Duck Dodger• in
24 1/2 Century ('53) ...,a
engages tn a battle to the
to keep Marvin Martian
gaining control of Planet X
•Satan's Waiting
Sylvester goes to Hell.
• Beanstalk Bunny
This sendup of Tack and
Beanstalk features Elmer
the giant
•Gee Whiz ('
The Coyote puts
trust in the prolduc
of the ""'-·
Corpora
• One Froggy E.ve
('56) A constructio n wo
finds a singing frog, tries
strike it rich. Oftentimes, Se1
gagements that don'
are never released in
theaters.
Hen: are some of
thatare currently p~
there, and may open 1
on this year.
Johnny Stral
(ItAly, 1991 • ••
Roberto Benigni
Jason Kanest
Th1s past sun
record collection co
only three albums.
are and here are th
why·
Matthew Swut!G1
J didn't latch on
of pop because of tl
videos (featuring
comic heroine LumJ
• an 10 troverted
songwriter who pL
and bass and spen
fus career making 1
himself. He admits
NEXT WEEK ... got his first reco~
be was not out of J
he couldn't play in
After a bit of
and finally fi
Low musicians whc
as some sort c
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Adolfo Garza
Reading the Seattle papers
jsa Portland filmaitic'ssource
of mild frustration .
A great number of spe
cialty movies open in Seattle
long before they get to Port-
land
Oftentimes, Seattle en-
gagements that don't do well
are never released in Portland
theaters.
Here are some of the films
that are cum:ntly playing over
there, and may open here later
on thts year.
Johnny Stecchino
(Italy, 1991) •••
Roberto Ben.igni wants to be Italy's answer to Peter Sell
ers.
To a great extent, he has
succeeded .
]ohttr.y Stu:chitfo Oohnny
Toothpick) wu a smash hit
in Italy, and might wind up
being the most popular for
eign-language comedy in the
U.S. since La Cage Aux Follts.
Benigni, who also directed
and co-wrote the script,
achieves a de.lJcate blend of
slapstick and deadpan eccen
tricity m this comedy of er
rors and mistaken identities .
He plays an introverted
driver of a school bus who
becomes involved wtth an al
luring, mysterious woman
(Nicoletta Brasc.hi) who ap
pears to be attracted to him. (Her interest has to do
Wlth the fact that he's the
spitting 1mage of her bus
band).
Uke the title character, the
film itself is bumbling and oc
casionally clumsy, but in its
best moments, it's hilarious.
Rampage
•••ttl
Powerful, compelling look
at an extremely sJclc serial killer
and the trial that follows tus
apprehenSion .
The trial revolves around
the killer's sanity: if he's de
clared sane, he'll go to the elec
tnc chair,tf he's found msane,
he can be elegible for parole.
The opening scenes are
quite violent, and the subject
•
ee ums: Sweet,
jason Kaneshiro
Th1s past summer my
record collection consisted of
only three albums. Here they
are and here are the reasons
why·
MattMW Swut/Gi rl(riaul
I didn't latch onto this bit
of pop because of the cartoon
videos (featuring Japanese
comic heroine Lum). Sweet is
an introverted singer/
songwriter who plays guitar
and bass and spent most of
his career making demos for
himself. He admits that when
got his first record contract
was not out of his •shell":
be couldn't play in a band.
After a bit of label-hop
and finally finding fel
low musicians who d.tdn't see
b.im as some sort of dictator,
DO YOU
LOVE IT
HERE? Sweet releases a strong rock
album with lots of sugar,
mostly due to his clear, hon
est-sounding voice
The album plays out like a
novel. God creates man and
he searches for a girl. Thus
the first three tunes, -DJvt.ne
Intervention ," •rve Been
Waiting, • and •Girlfriend ."
On the first side Sweet
also indulges two of his more
abnormal naiveties. First he
addresses his obsession with
female cartoon characters in
the song -Evangeline, • and
next a petty crush he had on
actress Wmon.a Ryder in the
song titled •winona" .
Sweet bad a demo of the
song sent to Ryder but never
received a response. Under
standably so, the mushy song
contains the line •could you
be my little movie sta~ which
or probably prompted poor
Ryder to lock her door and
watch for any suspicious mu-
• Sloans.
The second side is another
story altogether as our hero
has a fallingoutwithrus•Girl
fnend," referring to his love in
the third person in the song
•noes She Talk? • After gomg
through. such downers as •1
Wanted to Tell You• and
•Holy Wa'f we reach the
acoustic finale, "Nothing
Lasts.•
The kicker: all autobio-
graphical. Sweet composed
these songs during a messy
divorce and it shows.
Tori Amos/Little Earth
'1'"'/us I had heard snatches of
the smgle •silent All These
Years" on the radio, which
come to the first-year
student to meeting!!!!
• When:
Where: speak out about:
what you like ...
what you want changed ...
Monday, Nov. 9th, 7:30p.m .
Council Chambers
• matter is not for all aud1ences,
but the film ratsea Important
questions about a cntical
moral and ettucal issue.
Michael Biehn (A/tens, K.l)
is inctsive as the prosecutmg
attorney who seeks the death
penalty
Rampage was made by
Wilham Friedlan 10 1987, but
due to legal entanglements
with the De Lauren tits Enter
tainment Group, had not pre
vaously been released
HaVlngrecentlycomeout
in favor of the death penalty,
Fnedkm made some changes
to the fllm-namdy, elnru
nated a sub-plot and changed
the endang-after lt was
shown in the 1987 Boston
Film Festtval.
os,P
quite bluntly is about an abor
tion and uncaring lover.
Amos's votce lS prickly,
drawing breath from Kau
Bush and Joni MJ.tchel.l and
she uses 1t to her advantage
smgmgsuch lines as •so you've
found a girl who thinks really
deep thoughts I what's so
amaZl.Dg about really deep
thoughts I you'd better hope
that I bleed real soon, how's
that thought for you?" Tou
che, pomt taken.
The entire album equals
this parofforward female wit
Amos is not afraid to explore
everything in her femirunity
for the sake of educating her
self and her listeners· •Me
and A Gun• is her recollection
of a rape, "Leather' tackles
bondage and •Happy Phan
tom• is an analysis of a pre
sumed freedom that comes
with death.
Amos signed her first re
cordmg contract as smger in
the metal outfit CV Ton Kant
Read" Needless to say, the
band flopped and the classi·
cally trained Amos went mto
seclusion, composing solely
for herself and her grand pi
ano. Slowly Amos built a
name for herself playing in
piano bars across England. r ea ''
••
Extrerndy dulJ story of an
interracial high-school ro
mance that is hindered by ra
aaJ conflict; he's a white Jew
ish Detroit student, she's a
black girl who's just moved
from NYC.
Zellralu.ad triea hard to be
pohticalJy correct but is hin
dered by a senes of trite char
acter developments that don't
nng true and fail to engage.
After the similarily flawed
}ur~glt Fever and Mississippi
Mas.ala, one feel.J compelled
to uk: Why is it that film
makers who tackle in te1 racial
relationships usually forget
about m.aJcing an interesting
movte~
• • 1 1 s
Supposedly Amos has a
tendency to straddle the pi
ano bench sideways so that
she can face the audience. A
common addition to her
mostly piano I acoustic sets is
her rendition of Nirvana's
•smells Like Teen Spirit. • I
would.n 't doubt that she could
pull it off, too.
SlUff Plt~Jlif's/C ruel J,Wif
tioM
Thia wondrous singet
started out in the Christian
music circuit unulshedecided
there was more than God to
croon about. Now it's the
environment , ethnic diversity,
the collapse of civilization and
the ocas.ionallove song.
Phillips's husband is none
other than T-Bone Burnett,
spooky guttarist and fellow
pal of Elvis Costello. Burnett
lends his producer's hands to
Pb..illip's solo albums, hence
production is always innova
tive, bordering on (dare I say
it?) -pet Sounds.•
The title track, "Cruelln
ventlons" sports a koto-esque
line which is actually Costello
banging on· a de-tuned 12·
string guitar with a pair of
pencils. Sounds like a cruel
invention to me. --------------------------------------------~ ·eat~res---------------------------------------------
,AJissa Edward~
Forum Editor rown or Fa erm Gra uates
For the first ome 1n recent memory. Fall Graduates will not have to wa1t unnl folloWing Spnng to paroopate in commencent
Julie Venables
The cliche, •ask and ye
shall recetve• nngs true for
this fall's 42 graduates For
the first time in recent
memory, a compl.tmentary
reception will be thrown for
the fall grads Thursday, No
vembcr 19th at 4:00 m the
Armstrong lounge in the
Manor House.
Students will be addressed
by President Michael Mooney
or his designate The celebra
tion is sponsored by the Of
fice of Alumm Rdattons and
the Portland Alumru Chap
ter.
•
In years past, fall gradu
ates have been forced to wait
until the followtng spnng to partlapate many graduation
events such as the commence
ment ceremony or the seruor
party Student tmttative
brought about the changes for
tlus year, along with help from
the Office of Alumru Rela-
• ttons.
Fall graduate Jesstca
Lewis, pomted out, •It's mce
to have a chance to give an
official goodbye to the cam
pus Espectally since I'm not
gomg to be here in June. •
Many students graduat
mg thts fall wanted to be m
volved in acttvtttes last spring
Sally Earll, of the Student Ac
tivities Office, adnutted, "Tlus
issue came up last year when
fall grads wanted to be m
cluded with the class they
started with. That ts some-
American Music \\leek
Honors Music in America
Gil Seeley
During American Music
Week, Lewts & Clark CoUege will
be the center for a stunning array
of concerts hononng music in
Amen ca.
The Chapel will be the scene
Friday rught as William Albnght
ofkn & daz::z.lmg ae\c«\on oE
worb for ozga.n and piano; of
special note are ptano rags by
Eubie Blake and Scott Joplin
Saturday ntght an Evans Au
ditorium works by LC student
composers will be performed dis
playing a va.nety of styles. a
great chance to hear bow ae
ativity is alive and cooking on
our campus.
The Lewis & Dark chamber
orchestra under the direction of
Sylvain Fremaux will offer an
unumal canccn on Sunday night
in E.vana, including a. rarely per
formed oput ofVtctor Herbert as
wdl u a mimmali.st ptece by San
Frandacan john Adam.&.
On Monday night in Evans,
Portland jazz singer Nancy King will take the stage. George Sbear
m.g has called her •the best jazz
singer in Amenca • take my
word for 1t, she ts truly incredtble
and not to be missed
On Tuesdayfrom4to6p .m.,
teacher cxtraord.l.nare Bill Dou
glas, keyboards, Eddie Gomez,
bassandjohn Pearson, vusuala, in
an lncrediole program of music
ranging from Bach to Charlie
Parker from Rock Etudes to
beautiful original tunes by BiU
Douglas.
On Wednesday everu.ng m
the Chapel, world-class clarinet-
1st Richard Stoltanan will be
jomed by Bill Douglas, keyboards,
Eddie Gomez, ba" and John
PeMSon, \'Uuab, in an inaedible
program of muate ranging from
Bach to Charlie Parker from
Rock Etudes to beautiful ongmaJ
tunes by Bill Douglas
So there you have the run
dovro All concerts begin at 8
p. rn. and oclcet prices are only S2
for all events except Stoltunan,
wtucb is SS. Hope to see you
there for this feut of the scnees.
6 ·Friday, Nowen•hu 6,1992. the Pioneer Log tlung to listen to-it is such a
small school. • -The degree will appear on all
of the fall graduates' tran
scnpts, but all diplomas are
ordered at the same time, for
the sprmg." tions, stressed that although 1
the Registrar associates the _,.., t'
Ruth Turner, also of the
Student Activities Office,
agreed that students graduat,
mg m the fall should not be
overlooke d. •[t would be ruce
to have a symbolic event tlus
fall to congratulate them, plus,
to let them know that they
are an important part of events
m the spring." fall graduates With the class I ran s
Only those finishing up
in the spring or August gradu
ates were allowed to partla
pate m the June ceremony .
Fall grads will have to watt
until June 13, 1993 to walk m
the commencement cer
emony as well as to receive
the1r diploma
Kathy Holland, records
clerk for the registrar stated, Previously, according to
Michael Ford, Duector of
.Alumnt Relattons, fall gradu-
~
ates were sent alumm cards
and information regardmg the
alumm office
After the adea for a recep
tion was presented to Ford,
however, he immed~.ately re
sponded, 'We could certamly
do a receptton and extend per
sonal anvitations to the gradu
ates." The mvitattons will
come dtrectly to the students'
boxes.
•
Carolyn Bowden, Associ
ate Director of Alumni Rela-
...
erican Music
November 6-11, 1992
•
• William Albright, Organ-Piano of 1993, 'We will assoaatt
them wttb their social class of
1992, since Jt lS the class that
they started wtth • In fac~
the Alumni Office has alwaY~
assoctated fall grads Wlth tht
same class year as the prtVI·
ous spnng graduates
Tim WiW!, fall grad, said,
-There IS a definite need for
some type of party for thoa
who do not fit mto the sprinz
term graduate mold A degret
JS a degree, no matter when
you graduate •
This year, fall graduates
can look forward to making~
little htstory as well as eel.
ebratmg the1r graduation.
Watch for your mvitattonl
eek
American composer and perfonner , Wllliam Albright speciaJjz.es in concernts of recent music
for organ. Although he has pre:nuered more than 30 new works wntten by American and European
composers, he is also highly regarded as an Interpreter of classlc piano ragtime and early jazz styles
such as Harlem stride and boogie-woogae .
$7 General, S4 Students and Seniors, $2 LC Community
8 p m., Friday, November 6
Agnes Flanagan Chapd
• Student Composition Night
Music students display tbetr various compositional works using thet.r feUow colleagues and
teachers as key players.
No charge
8 p.m., Saturday, November 7
Evans Auditonum
• Chamber Orchestra
Under the din:coon of Sylvain Fr~aux, thU newly fonned orchestra combme3 the talents of
Oregon's seasoned musicians with Lewis and Clark Swdents. The program includes •serenade
Opus 12," by Victor Herbert, *Dover Beach for Strings and Baritone• by Samuel Barber, -Elegy in
Memory of Maunce Ravel for Strings and Percussion, • by David Diamond, and •shaker Loops" by
John Adams
S7 GeneraJ, S4 Students and Seruors, S2 LC Commuruty
8 p.m. Sunday, November 8
Evans Auditorium
• Nancy King Jazz Duo
. P~rtlander Nancy Kin& described by the noted jazz pianist George Shearing as one of the finest
Ja~ll.llgers in America, ~I perform with piani!t Steve Christofferson . Her highly compeUing style
will make an evmmg of Jazz standa.rds and original compostions one not to miss I
S9 General, S5 Studenu and Seniors, $2 LC Community
8 p.m., Monday, November 9
• Music and Ugbt: A Musical Odysaey
Crammy Award-Winning clarinetist, Richard Stoltzman's *Music and Ughr-Tour featunng
the cl~et su~ntar !oined by Bill Douglas on keyboards, Eddie Gomez on bass, and vis~alist John
~e.anon. Muaacand.Ug}_lr-lsaf:scmatingmixofjazza~claasicalmusicwtthaccompanymgvtsU11
tma~ and bas been hailed as a stunnmgly allunng dJ.aplay of multi-media originality and shetr
mustcal beauty.•
S17 General, S12 Students and Seniors, SS LC Commuruty
8 p.m., Wednesday, November 11
Agnes Flanagan Chapel
•Workshops
Wtlliam Allbright
Sat., Nov. 7
Apes Flanegan CbapeJ Nancy King
4 p.m. Monday, Nov. 9
Evan• Auditorium Bill Douglas
4 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 10
Evans Auditorium
For more inforn•atioa, caD the LewiJ aod Clark College Music 768-7460 the divers
Grant Edward1
Please do not dlsmist
tJWlll8 as irn:levant simp~
the votes regarding Mcuu
already been c.ut Sadly
a.n: those who think that
1ttnJ rcga.tding the meuurt
appe:AI oDGe the tlecuon 11 c
mere ex.iJtc:nce of this pro
MN exacerbated the prol
~Ides
t do not wish to argueJ
that people have the
In opinion -I be
has beeo so firmly ~
1t would be fruitlesj
the contrary Hi
mun tl.ke exception to ~
)~ed In wt week's P1c
:lldCVl~ c:ha.Uen~ .at
vuv:rubtteway-- thtvery 1
hescwriters take a su.nd 1
Ooe of the chief eomj
Measure 9 propone.nu
"closet conservatives"
.bemiC.IVict oppn:ased T
rtSpect dlVusity so muc
opposltioo to 9, sb
WJ:ncd of our mtolcraoc
Poant one: If the •cJ~
~atiVt:J• know so much af
u likt to be discri.m.inatc
they should also kn01
Mmn to treat people in
would anyone want t
our conatJtutlon a L
know i.a wrong? An
actually experienced d
would Qcycr want ti
that Is, unless they cnj!
hypocnsy
Potnt two: The Fi.tl
ncnt is an extn:mdy se~
pcop1le on both sides
oonvenleotJy tend to thrc
:ue1cssly at each oth
libl:neverthcy fed theyne
extra defensive we.1pc
oo much of tbia c
mowf\tto abuse Then: a
fact, laws which prcvt
~eoplc from inte.ntiona
aYJnll and writtng thit
.JUu' others that are
lftedor false. In the Bit
bc&nng of fAlse Wltn
someone iJ fom
by Cod In civil.l
:runitl.&llaw , the S&Jnc ac
lllOWn u slander or lU
omeone who hu slande
oot scream out d
an unmune from
protected by the e
Of course there
lawswtuch uc igno
thcdrafte.rs of Measw
.ru10abuse, tortun:, and
an ahwy illegal
1at>Je by law W
lR they ln the tex
..._.U.IC: 9?
Patnt three: I ha
• mcuure which
fortnothcrh uman
Wlth ISSiult,
molestatio n.
. attempts
dignity, l.nd 1S •
tilton of my life. 1
I do not eonal
of divemty"
that
of thousands of
~udiJtlRm)'ldf, sctdnj
the SCU··pmr::l&ll:n4
~U:nrv ttes
:nt f\Jissa Edwards,
Forum Ed1tor •
editorial although
lates the
the class '
associate
al class of
class that Respecting the diversity of those In support of a Measure wh1ch disrespects diVerSity makes no sense to thiS student At this very moJDCtlt various
£acultymctnbaaareevaluatlngthc
rcpon ~ICed by the Ulendar
Cha.nae Taaldoru A Dl!W calen·
ln fact,
as always
; Wlth tht
the previ.
grad, said,
~ need for
, for thost
the spring
I Adegru
tter when
graduates
omakinga
1ell as ceJ.
raduation
vitationl Grant Edwards
Please do not dlamw the fol·
Jowl08 as urelcvant aimply beauu
the votes regarding Meuure 9 have
ready been cast. Sadly mistaken
those who think that the prob
ltml regudmg the meuure will dis
. once the election ia aver The
tmcn: eXJStence of thls proposal has
r,.N exacerbated the: problems on
sides
I do not wish to argue about the
that people have the nght to
ICJm(;l In oplnion -l believe thi.a
has been so flrmly established
1t would be fruitless to even
the contrary However, I
must take excepuon to Vtews ex·
11ress-ed In last week's 'Pio Log, £or
1htSC v1ews challenge •t tl.mes 1n a
subtle way-the very rights that ~ da.r will~ implemented swting
~ Fall urm, 1994
~ -~ { h&vulto signed the: prti tion
~ bcins circulated by studtnt.s of
~ Lewis & Clark College. The peu·
,. don is ill attempt to •wm up the
Matinist:r~tion: Yet" this po1Dt
in r.lme I don't chink the &Wm will
work. beuuu the t.anh haYC bun
manned and ate rolling to dut
DI!W te.r:riin called •semesters" .
• tbtsc:·writers take a stand to defend.
Ooc of the chief complaintJ by
Mwure 9 propone.nu wu thAt
'closet conservative~• at LC feel LEWlS &: CLARK STUDENTS ENCOURAGE VOTERS ON THE WAY
TO TiiE POllS TO ·voTE NO ON 9" ON E1 EcrtON DAY ltUS PAST
1UESDAY. Moatofthegrumblinp I hta.r
coming &om the nudent body ate
from 10pbomora and fint·yur
student& worried about d~ "ttan·
11tion period• and feu pting
caught in the middlrof some kind
of ~eduliAgb\.femo ~y Sm·
yu.r studcou mentJoo the honest
fact that iC tbt rullty or the cal.eo·
darchansewereknown co tb.e.m u
~pplicanta, thcywould have give.n
l.cwis & Qark aecood tboughtl.
We e&n ~ expect that some of
tbtsetn:au Lewis &Cl.ukaaivals
• cent muSJc
:1 European
jazz styles
leagues and
1e talents of
;.s •serenade
er, ~egy in
erLoops• by
:of the finest
1peUing style
,ur, fearunng
vis u ali.s t John
Mymg vtsUll
~cy and shee~
Nov 10
am tbeJnJCI¥CS oppressed T'hq claim
:o res:pect dsvuaity so much that we,
opposttion to 9, should feel
~mea of our intolerance.
Point one: If the •closet conser-
tnwes· know so much about what
u lilc.e to be discriminated against,
they should also know that it iJ
.urnn to trut people m thls way
WbOJ•would anyone want to legiJlate
our coNtitutlon a law which
know iJ wrong? Anyone who
wa~tually experienc:.ed discrimln&·
would never wa.nt to promote
that Is, unless they enjoy pracuc
bypocri.sy
Point two: The First Amend
~c:u• is an extremely sensitive issue
people on both Stdes o£
lcorrvmliently tend to throw
~ue llesslv at each other
libm~rlthey feel they n~
extra defensive weapon.
oo much of tbia can
~nt to abuse There are,
bet, laws which prevent
>eoole from inte.nuonally
•Ymx and writing thing~
bout others that are dls-
'""M or false. In the Bible,
beanng of false wttness
;amst &ameone 11 forbid.
by God In civil and
mnuw law, the same act iJ
:110\11/n u slander or Ubd
!Omc:one who bu slandered mg toinvokcaoonstitunonal amend
ment to ban thelf VlCWS from the
government To invoke an organ of
the State to suppress my opposstion
would be to assume that their beliefs
an: somehCN~withm my jurisdiction
and that 1 bold the authority
Point £our· Heterosexuality
seems to fed vel)' normal a.nd natu·
ral to the people who support Mea
sure 9. This does not mc..a.n that
homosc:xu&lity few any less natur~
to me. I don't hesitate one moment
when 1 tell you all that J couldn't
imagine being, cvu havmg been, or
'7o make such an to caned tha contnct if we all su~
port drveraity
1 have repatedty bern witness
to protests by many Measure 9 p~
poncnts that thegovernmmtshould
not promote a.ny type of saual pref
erenu whatsoever, thc:refon: a yes
vote on 9
For a hetcrosecual who has not
thought o1.bout the unpUcations of
such a •neutral• govemnlt:tlt. tha is
easy to S.ly But what if lt wen:
actually in practice~ Heterosexual
couples could not be recogntud u
such by the St..ate 1lus means no
recognition of m.ani~ , wbich J.S
clearly a het.etoscxuala.nstJ
tunon. ~ could be no
taX deducaons for married
couples. Books 1n schools
would have to show a com-
OUtrageoUS strike ~~ ;::ta:!~:;
• • talk about thar apouses as agatnst me IS to they run for or take up an
office The government
jeopardize, if not to ~;t:=:n:~:~
to beteroaexual
nulli~y completely the organizations .etc., etc.~ I ~ Sound absurd? l hope so.
mutual contract ::~: :;
both gay and 'might onen· between us that we :~~ instead of ignorifl8
Ftnally, the question and
Of couue there are respect each other IS ;:~-w':=~ ~~
lawawhich arc ignored b 1 f lf everyone decided to be bo-aot serum out that
uc lmmune from the
protected by the flnt
tbcdraftusof Measwe9 e ie S,/1 mosexuaJ'• This is a moot
.ruuJ abuse, torture, and u- question, for bomoscocu&l.ity
are &heady illegal and --G~ant Ed4 ..,a., Js- as NOT decided and you may
uruahL&ble by law Why, 1 , W 1 U. NOT argue with me on this
are they \n the text of one unless you yourself ba~
lwliLr~ 9? experienced what I have ex·
Point thre~ 1 have been 6ght· ever Ul the future becoming hetero- perienced and fdt what 1 ~ fdt.
a rnwure which states that my sexual. Whoever would deny thil is No one bas the ngbt to man up my
for anothu human bemg 11 to be clatmlng to feel my fedlngJ for me mlod for me No one has the nghtto
,-••:u with aasault, torture, and 8ec.Ause of this, lt becomes clur that tell me what l decide, wbat J will
molestation. This i.nJults the the concept of •natwaJ• and ·un· decide, or what 1 have decided
attcmpu to rob me of natural" "only a matter of op1nlon. Somesup,gtst that homosexual ·
d.tgnity, and 1J a grou mlarep~ Thus, to pass legislatioo which la· ity is wrong because -J\ow could the
ht&l:~on of my life. l arn .ul81Y and bdJ my feelings u WTOfl8 .tnd un· buma.n race sUMve: if cveJYODe were
I do not con.a1dtt it a "eel-natural, is (to quo~ from Brian Can that way~· lf it evu occurs that
~rati~)n ot divenlty" to embrac:.e a Smith U\ last week's log) •a funda· 100%of the human populatJ.on hap
lt::allln: that dlscnfranc:h.iaes bun· mcnullack of respect and cona•dct- pens to be born homosexual, per·
of thousands o£ Oregonlans, ation for t.hc rights of those persons haps that would be an appropriate
cludllruz myself, setting them apart with dissenting opuuons to express time to argue about this and ~
the ac:lf-prod.almed •normal• tbm\Jelves . • cate mandatoty artificial in ... mina--
ll.Cr\JY tn a moat neptlve fuh.lon. T 0 make such an ouu-seow tion. But not now. ~ ~
llt, 768-7460 9 propone.nu u.y t..hcy under· strike ~t me is to Jeopardize, if estimate I.J that ll'% of all men and
that we think dlffuently . J nottooulllfycomplctdythcmutual 8%ofallwomrnarccxc.luaiwlypy .
that they think differ· contract betwc:c:D ua that we rapcct This numba rcmaina conat•nt with
Butlbaveaatbec.nattcmpt- eacbodv:n'bdie&. Wedoootwant each new aod hu nrwr ~~~~==~~~~~~~==~~~ threatened the propagauon of our
spcc1es It is to be noted thAt this
rauoof orientations also reawnscon
st.ant despite all efforts by hetero
sexuals to n:a uit and to force others
toto thelf lifeatylc.
ASide note. I have•lsoobK~
that betetoSeX\Lils aerm to be doing
a pretty good JOb of procreating u it
iJ,and I don't behcveyou all need my
hdp But 1 am fl.tttc.red at the sug
gestion that I would conutbute $0
much.
The prophecy that •our 'pro~
lem' will die iu own ~th" since~
won't have any of ow ••own' to
tea1:h• infwi.aces me not only be
c.awe tt ignores tbt fact that I tuve
just stated. It wu also wnttcn by
someone who •respecu d..iVetUty •
Keep ~t in mind. This vtr:w sad
oena me beawe the only way out
•problem• is dyin& at the p:n:sent
time is in the way that we ur being
mwdered th..rougb bate crimes itld
compelled to kill oundves rather
than face t.hc ridicule and stigma of
society It is tn itself an inCRd.ibly
stiOng cest..ament to the tmmut~bil ·
ity of one's sc:waJ pn:fuence that so
many uens a.o be driven to comml t
suiade rather than be coczccd i.oto a
futile attempt at oonvenlon to bet·
uoacxuality .
And if the uadicanoo of all ho
mosexuals would solve thi.t p.f'CM>.
lem, this terrible conflict in ow IOCi
ety, then perhaps we should con
Ddct nddin& o\U'JIC.hta of aD other
conflicts u well. It would be only
fair What would bappc.n if Ansfo
Suons (or Asians ~ or A.&iana' or
Gcmwu~) simply cxtcnninated all
•raca• besides t.hc.ir own~ Then:
would be no more Ada! tension. If
funclamenWiat Christiana (or MUJ.
lims~ or Atheists~) eradicated all
other f.aiths, religious penecution
would exist no more. What otha
problems muld 'ft mw die their
owndutM
If this 10uoda uinine, 1 believe
l'YC made my point.
Please do DOt dismiss wMt I
have written simply becawc I am
py. Would thote oppoaing ch001e
to diuqud me just becaUIC Jam the
one who standi 1:0 lo1e~ Or is the
very reatoo that my Ubcrda .,. at
atakr beauac tome have 6nt cboiM<
not to liltcn to me.
IJI h181t-. Siln oo h •••th will jult up lad tnn.sfer if the
almduchange prcx;ads roughly.
ktmtioo problems, Ul)"'Qe~
It'• DO teeret tba.t a c:.alendai
chabF is a logistical ol3hta\olre .
Ccrt.ain1y &wan pluud with aU
thepapetWOik_ reorpnlutionand
re~•ation tb&t will go into it.
Studcntubmddbuwur that fac·
ulty, ~orsitl.dstuf illk£
an have to woay about adjustt.ng
to tbre new Lewis & Oack.
Yel 'lha n=adins the r-cpac~n \
c&n't belp but think ~t l...e\W &c
Ouk ttudtnu will be chuted out
of U1 enure t.e~n• tomewh.m: . The
toW ~t of cLau d.lys for both
the 16 week pwu.od the 15 wedc
pLln an 134 and 129 class days
rapeGtivdy . Botha.n:lesa th&n the
&mDUnt of. days we haw nCN/.
Com.puulwathorbn coDegu with
similar class d.lya amounu we £all
in t.he realm of Mt. HolyOU. W&l·
I.WN w Oberlin. Yet each of
tboe QCber colleges b.lve U1 •tn.
taim Taw• ~ebedukd bet~
theitsemaun. Sodfectivdy ~
have an oa:ra tnm d~t we ue
without.
The other put of the Report
that bothen mt i.aunensdy as the
clauee: 'We alto rccom.mtnd ~
JOmtWbat stricter overlc-.d policy
tbantbeooeanfon:eatpn:~nt.~ I
~ lhlt beic&J&JC U .a D\"IIC IN!•
jar {82 a~t boua) that 1 MUST
· owdold io order to graduate .
Such deputmana u Music,
Tbetca md .Biology with Iota of
cn:ditt ml)' fed~ bit of a •aeclit
auoc:.b..• Recxpoiutioo into ~
tiab.tcr system may requift quite a
bit of bdts and lbapl to aam
airady bided KhMuJa into the
1994 ecDDM\Y sizr
lieDcc I am thankful that I
..anD be out of here before Fall1994.
1 'WOR)'immcnlcly tlw thC tnml
tion will DOt F smoothly moup
for «we ca~t 1n the aarh be
ww• n. A few people haw told me
pcnon&lly that tbcR il Mthin&
for atudents to wony abouL Yet
thia pctitJon p!Gftl that tbe .,..
dents dm't &e1 rbll way. Com
muDiallOO may be p.rblccl or
cbanncla be Ill my <... lllUit
be lllwlllao
or l&wia II a.&-. .. Wl'"n
tbatk'a I til .........
!'¥·~ . -------------------------------------Forurn-------------------------------------
Schotan e
L€'VVIS & Clali.. sentor tsn't taktng much of anytlltng anymore· what tS the admtntstranon 's game w1tt1 LewiS & Clark?
tviarc Schotland
'The Lewu 8l Clark Com
muruty"wu recently gteeted by
a letter from Evan Williams, VP
for Academic Affairs, and Den
n.is Madson. VP for Student Af
fai~ concemmg the retentton of
students on campus.. I have seen
aany changes, both in the instt·
tution and the people, but one
tdea th~t has rernatned with the
stu dents CNet'the past th.ree years
(and beyond) has been
admmi.stenal responsibility for
evczything that goes wrong with
the College. I came m 11 an
open-aunded first-year student,
and gradually over time, 1 too
have learned to blame the ad
muustraaon for a Jot of the lnstt
tutiona' problems
When I m%ived the -Help
mg Our Students to St~y and
Succeed•lettennmy boxl found
myself blaming the adminisua
oon again I believe this time
around I have every reason to
find the cuuent administration
at fault for the retentton prob
lem.. l would like to note the
word •admmisttation• carries a
lot of people under &t. 1 am not
pomnng fingers at any one per
so"' rather I am usins this word
to represent those who control
the management sector of the
CoUege. I would l.ilc.e to 1tress
the potnt that r am not using the
admi011tration~ascapegoatfor
these problems, I just believe they
need to open up their ears and
eyes to the students .and checozn
municy at Large
The afon~mentioned Wu
li"'"l~Madso.n letter opens up
t ! student retention problem
'oy addressing a few factors·
money, commumty, and sup
port That is it. ThDugh these
points are exoemely signJ6cant, they blind the students and the
adminiatr~tion to some of the
other unportant reasoN for lack
of student retention Some vaUd
factors concern dis involvement
>wnt=H To
~or-ces·terlS
ofstudentsonanydecision-mak
ing process and administrative
apathy toward students' con
cerns.
Executive decistons are be
ing made on what professors to
tenure, regardless of student op
positions Students are begin
ning to feel ripped off Money is
bemg spent on &ivolous office
changes and •cosmetic• alter
ations, when money could be
5pe:nr on a few good professors.
But the adnun.tstrarion and the
students who have been here for
awhile have heard this over and
over again. T enuring has become
redundant -so the admirustra
tion has conveniently forgotten
our complaints
The administration ha.s thit constant attitude to treat the stu
dents Uke children More impor
tant deciSions have been made at
this College by the admln1stra
tion without student input than tratlon to test out an and-drug
and alcohol plan. Rather than
explain the whole policy (which
is available in the Student Affairs
office), J would Uke to pomt out lz.e we have a space problem
thi• campus, but the student~
need a place to go and be apan
from the College The atudenb
need a place that belongs to ~
atudents and not the admlnb
don If we want to set up
concert, dance, activity, we
to go through a tedious oroCtJ
of contacting the adnn.inJISI cr-Atift
or Bon Appet.lt (for Fields) to
serve the area Furthetmore,
dents almost have to ugn a~
their lives in order to reassure
room will be u pristine as
day it was renovated .
All the students are as
for lS a place of their own.
commuter lounge Ls far from
The •one-stop shopping" COilLCl
don in which the Financta.l
ScMces, Cashiers office, and
demlc Advising moves into
bottom of Templeton doet
need to happen Why doea
nancia.l Ald and the Cashien
fice need to be relocated to
bottom ofT c:mpleton? ThiJ
prime area for a Student .....
Currently, it is being turned
one wou.ld care to believe To the part that really disturbs me another office just
name a few· The recent ASLC J--which is relevant to this letter· the Residence Hall,
Board alteranons in the Student lt is the way Lewis & Clark went was last year.
Handbook; Thenewoffidallogo ; about -volunteenng' ltsdf Among other u
The semester change, and more About two weeks ago, this Reed CoUege was mentioned
recencly, the compromise be-planwasdistributedtothemem- the Williams/Madson
tween the Oregon Business bers of ASLC (the student gov-Rather than using theu low
Councll(OBC)andlewis&Clark emment) . ASLC was asked to tention percentages, we sho
CoUege.. use some aspects of their
Moat of us have heard pusasamodd,especially
enough about the J-Board ded- IIT'I .. at ;S the looking at the Student
liOn. u not, please look it up in J n J issue 1 reallua Student VIla!
put Pioneer Logs or LCTV b t Wh will be incorporated in
shows for clarification . The pr0 1etn: eft Master Plan, but that will
logo change, though unimpor- 10-20 years down the line.
tant as it may seem, w.u also the ln mentioning all my
altered without student in- in dua letter you are orol~l
volvement. Part of lewis 8t ad • • • wondering if I like LC, and
Clark'straditionwasdestroyed tntfttStrattOft do. I have really enjoyed
over a course of one summer- undergraduate work. at ~
not to mention the waste of WQtttS a chanue & Clark. and have had
paper every time they change b' excellent classes and oroll
the letterhead (r:wo times in they ,·ust do ;t." sors. The student groups
three yean -so far) J c.1mpus are superb, aUor<N
1 was astoruahed upon re- virtually anyone to lead
turn to LC this Fall to the form a group Ill F lrthLeml\a
change of the trimester system J have been allowed to e:xpj
to a semester schedule There Marc Schotland in my areas of interest Ul'lt~l
was some student mput ini- lot of suppon from the
tially, but then the issue students and especiaUy
dropped out of sight -There faculty. 1 do not think I
had to be a change•, we were have received the same I'UUII
told. That is the problem· When education and support at
the administration wants a rapond to the policy and was other institution But LC is
change they just do it When the notl6edthattbeirresponsewould going downhill in many ~!'flu
srudentacomplaln aboutthe lack not matter because the decision J realize 1 used this '•PttH
of student involvement, the ad-had been already made. in sum-blow off a lot of steam,
mmistration sets up a commit-mary, the admmistradon made a think it is necessary to point
tee to come up with "altema-significant decision concerning the problems J find at U\AIU
tivea'. Eventually, months have atudent and staff Jiv~ on cam-Clark -it's strange that all
passed and a decis1on has been pu1. The adminiatration pre-them revolve around the ouw
made by the adminiatration (an sen ted tht plan to the atudenta lscration I truly wish the
executive decision), by-passing months after a decision was iatratlon would listen to
the committee . If people do not made. Now the administration is students, not hide thetr dis ~l.n
like the deciston the administra- wondering why the students at est by sending out a letter
tion point• the finger at the com-Lewia & Clark are moving off ing for the community's at:N
mittee, explainingtherewasstu -campus or tran~ferri.ng to other For many years students
dent involvement. What J just intdtutiona. What 1 am pointing bunvoidngtheirconcerns
illustrated istheayatem used over out ia the fact that the adrninia- are the aame over and over
and over by the adnunistrauon trationdoes not involveatudent.s The adnuniatration JUSt
to minimally incorporate stu-in any important declaion on this Usten. In fact, every time a
denuinthedeclaion-makingpro- campw. There iJ aJwaY' an ex-Vice President comes to
cell. ecudve decision made prior to Clark one of these •Madson/
The next item of concern is student notification. uama• lettera hits the u.w
the Oregon Busl.neas Council's A 8nal thought on how to boxeaaakingforatudcntinw
(OBC) collaboration with Lewis get a community environment ment and reaponse. Pe.rs~onal
& Clark CoUege on the ilaue of back on I..ewiJ & Clark's campus find it quite inaulting. Stu
alcohol and drug uae. Many do b to provide space for a student are getting fed-up at I4V1Lng
not knowthia, but Lewis & Clark. union. It's not that hard, almost voicea overlooked and ttvr.aJ
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Miranda Frcu
M you walk aro\.
crazy thing called life
words that just stick
of your mmd, and I
come m handy like m
quote to live by· 7he
time 10 everyone's life
have to get up, push 1
the table and say 'No
for me, mom I •• Ho\1\i
there are those tlmes
WllnW thmgs that hJ
djfferent emotions bl
your very being, (isn
etlc) and you slowly
that facmg the worl•
thtngtodo harderth
away from the jello-
J guess 1t all stan
woke up this monw
That's too early, bu
less, I was up. I loo
murorand t/uyweres
at me. •They?• I kn(
wondering-this ref
well endowedness ,
• J o 1 n"
t u e s
stud en
HYPNO
WAS A SKEf1
IT WAS Act
INTERESTIN /
"I WILL DEFI
Tl
TUES Steve Zwerin,
Sports Editor
Pio Football " eels" Away with Decisive Victory over Willamette: 41-18
1HE PIO OFFENSE , SHOWN HERE W111i QUARTERBAO<
MIKE MlADla-t. lGNlTED FOR 41 POINTS AND EARNED A
S I RONG VICTORY OVER WTUAME l"l E lAST SA 1URDAY.
Pioneer Spikers Prepare for
1oueh Playoff Tournament Staci Panuke
lewas & Clark bounced back
from the hard loss suffered the
previous Saturday with a ven
geance as they defeated the
Willamette Bearcats handily by
a score of 41-18. This was the
start of what the Pio's have en
titled •the second season•
n ThePio'scameoutSaturday
~ and showed the tremendous
~ amount of pride that has devel-
"' c oped m Coach Smythe'$ program
~ throughout the years here at
~ Lewis &: Clark. The rivalry be-
tween these twO teams has been
long-standing.
The game is fuU of tradi
tton, W\th the winner receaving
the •wagon wheel•, which Is a
coveted trophy for the winner of
the game each season. Aher re
ceiving the wheel four years ago,
LC has yet to give it up to
Willamette . This is not about to
change anytime soon!
Saturday'sgamealsomarked
the welcome return of the Pto
neers' number one signal caller,
Make Miadich. Mladich was out
for three weeks due to a broken
finger Hts play showed little
rust as he completed 18 of 26
passes for 245 yards and three
touchdowns . Coach Smythe
commented on Miadkh's effect
on the team, saying, •No ques
tion you feel more confidence
when you have your best play
ers Michael IS certainly our best
quarterback and it just hdps ev
erybody •
Willamette controlled the
first quarter of play with several scoring opportunities . But the
Bearcats could manage only a
single field goal by kicker Jared
BenedettL
The Pioneer defense continu
ally stopped the WlUamette of
fense deep tn Pic territory Sev
eral Pioneas assisted in these cru
cial stands James Roofner fin
ished with seven tacldes, while
Morgan SnUth and B .Z Brown
each added sax tackles
The seond quarter proved to
be much different The LC of
fense began to get on track dur
ing the start of a drenching ra1n
that would last during the entll'e
game.
Miadich hn wide receiver
Jeff Miller for a 19 yard touch
down catch for the first Pioneer
points of the game. It then took
less than five minutes for Miadtch
to find yet another receiver, Mike
Henderson, w1de open for a
touchdown, which Increased the
lead to 14-3
Once again the Bearcats
could only score on the foot of
Benedetti, as the second quarter
ended 14-6 in favor of l.C
The Pioneer offensive lane
proved to be a maJor factor
throughout the second half A
revamped lme opened up holes
that allowed the Pio rushing at
tack to dominate.
Thefintthreesco~to~
g10 the second half all belonged
to the LC running attack. Run
rung back Jeremy Morse leaped
in from one yard out for the first
of his two third quarter touch
down runs of one yard, begin
ning the blowout of the Bea.rcats Thu was followed by Schearon
Stewart's impressive touchdown • scamper of 7 4 yards. Morse Bn-
ished the game with 78 hard
earned yards on 12 carries.
Meanwhile, Stewart fin.
ished his day with 188 yards rwh
ing on JUSt 13 carries Theae
impressive numbers earned
Schearon the Mt. Hood Confe1·
ence Offens1ve Player of the Wetit
honors.
Miadich went on to pass for
one more touchdown, a 24 yard
strike to rece&ver Jeff Millet.
MtUer finished wath SIX catches,
134 yards and two touchdowns.
MilJer has become the leadet
among wide receivers for touch.
downs this season with SlX.
Willamette 's talented quar.
terback, Jeff Homer, tied a CFA
record with his third straight 3()().
yard total offensive game
Homer completed 35 of a school
record 58 passes for 363 yardJ
and two touchdowns. JeffNaiQ
was Homers prime target as bt
hauled in nine catches for 1
yards
Th1S weekend the Ptoneen
WlU travel south to play tht
Southern Oregon State Katden
in Ashland on Saturday at 1 :SO
p m. Thls will be a tough and
physical game for the Pio's.
•t hope lt doesn't mean a
to them, .t means a lot
us. they {Raiders) are an agg
sive physical football team1
stated Coach Smythe. CWe nee
to build on our success of
weekend, C'nd the confidence
hopefuUy we gained, and
getting better. • Tori Roche Pio's season But, as difficult as
these final matches may be, the
The Lewis &: Clark volley· Ptoneers have tradtttonally
ball team enjoyed a weekend off played well and Ulcreased the&r
as they near the end of thetr sea-intensity level against the more
son and prepare for a tough re-powerful opponents, and that is
maining schedule. what dua squad is hoping to do Pio Athlete of the Week: Schearon Stewart
Laat Tuesday the Pioneers as they reach th.e end of the&r
uaveled to Monmouth to greet season.
the challenge of chstnct oppo- LC's action last week con
ne:nt Western Oregon, a north- sis ted of just one match in Salem
west powt:rhouse ranked second versus Western B.aptist, a dose
nationally In both meetings battle that resulted in a 6-15, 12-
earlier this season the Pioneers 15, 14-16lou . Although not a
took the Wolvesmto tough, four-VIctory, the general consensus
game matches. from the players seemed opti-
The real challenge, however, m.istic, labeling the loss as one
Will come this weekend u th.e that was •very close throughout,
team ma.k.es the six bout trip to and one that could've gone ei
Wbitwonb College in Spokane, ther way.• Sophomore I<ather
Wa.shington for the NCIC con-ine Crau (Philomath, OR) once
fereace toumam.ent . The two-more led the attack, pounding
c:Uy toumey on Saturday and home16.killaandcollectingeight
Sunday will brin& together aU dip on the night. At the net,
JeVm conferenc% tum~ that will Kim Pb.aneYf Qunior, Beaverton,
play record-counting, belt-of-OR) contributed an lmpresaive
three mate be. again It uch other seven 10lo blocb and three block
in a round-robin format. uaisu u abe improved her total
Lut yur LewiJ 8t Clark tied blocking to 62 solos and 41 as
for second at the event with a 4-ai.au for the ua10n.
2 showing. A. of now, the Pio-If you haven't been able to
nwa are seventh in NCJC play watchtbiJyear'svolleybaUtearn,
and l-29overall . Thefinalmatcb I auggett you do 10 if it u at aU
of the regular season will be posaible. ThiJ team tw put up
played against Portland State determined and bard-fought
University next Wedneaday, battlesaU.:a&onlong,andyou're
November 11, at their gym. aure to see 10me excitingvolley-
Perenially strong Oiviaion II ball action, no matter what the
voUeyball contendcra and cur-outcome. Good luck to the Pio'a
rently ranked 6m in the nation, u you finilh another year, and
theViki.ng~wilJpoaeperbapuhe we appreciate your bard work
test of the and efforts!
10 ·Friday, November 6, 1992 · the Pioneer Log Chris Stephens
Lewis &: Clark's football
team snapped a twO game losmg
streak by crushing WUJamette
41-18, saved the fabled wagon
wheel for another year, and pro
duced this week's Pioneer Log
Athlete of the Week.
The 100-pound wagon
wheel, awarded to the winner of
the Sca.tcat-Pioneer game each
year, stayed on Palatine Hill for
the fourth straaght year, due in
part to a strong performance by
halfbackSchearonStewart . The
5' to-, 183 pound Junior &om
San Diego packed the ball 13
times, gaining 188 yards, includ
ing a spectacular 74-yard burst
for a touchdown. The effort was
good enough for Stewart to be
named the Mount Hood .Lea.gue
Offensive Player of the Week in
what wu the Columbia Football
Aaaoci.ation'• belt rwbing per
form.an.ce of the 1992 aeuon.
Suwart' a 144.6 alJ-purposeya.rdJ
average per game alJo currently
leada the CF A.
CJt'a good to be acknowl
edged for something you've done
wdl, • Stewart said. •My team
matea came out ready to play,
which made me ready to play
myself. My goal going into that
game was to get 200 yards. 1
didn't know if it waa poaaible
but I wanted to have a game.•
The chances of a big game
SHmed to~ in Jeopardy earl yon
u Stewart fumbled in the Pio
neerr' finrt possenlon and the
offense looked like it would bog
down in the muddy field. But
despite having the ball inside the
20 yardline six times in the fint
half, a stingy Pioneer defense held
the Bearcata to only ai.x points,
and eventually Stewart and the
offense exploded.
•t wanted to have a big game
no matter who we were play
ing, • Stewart said. •J was moti
vated to win because we hadn't won in a while, and I also
wanted to win for rn"-Jr••
Thanks to my linemen for
lng such a good day. They
the quarterbaclc. lots of time
throw and opened some
holea for me. •
Tomorrow Lewis &:
travelJ to.Aahl.and to take on
Southern Oregon Raiders
game that has a tradition of
ing hard-fought and nD\.,&1
Stewart looka at it this wa.v.
think. Lf our team comes out
they did for the last game, Sou
em Oregon could have a
tfa\). I • LeWIS anr
The Ptoneer Log's
Steve Zweri
Hey youl Look e
For once this month
read something ln a n
that has absolutely nc
content in it at aUI Jo
talk about poasible
sports. (I promise tha
menuon a word about
Anyway, as I was 1
school last week, hu
make it to my mornin
time, I reallzed that
Clark hosts Its own
pmes every day
For example, west
.m event called the -par!
Dash • Those of u.s wf
campus and drive to sc
are woeU aware of thiJ
nate aspect of being z
dent.
Parking spaces
available when they a
most It is a fact of
Moodaymomings, wt.
of us are stiU trying to
constant ringing of 1
docks, httle green maJ1
"Holy TriJ
Our esteemed P
Jason Kanes~
This past weekt
myself mvolved in so
usually don't: spons.
I went to see the •
of Olympic&: World
Gymnasts.• Why?
too sure.
My only explanac
this past summer J ..;
many (or the inJ
caught up in thl
.exo·avaganza that con
~"'election year an
s.ne thought for
for weeks on
YMPICS.
Sure, the Olym(
corny, commercia
"'nltu oau~ting to
their sports sezve
they're DAMNE]
'nee you Jearn to edi
.;oke commercials.
I became obscq
:ont1:ol in one hand, ~
other, scanning
lOdu::a,dc,imz the th
• •
*Usten to KL
IHE POS
v.nth Big Dad~
and theM
Wednesday. N(N
8 30 PM at R
, 2(1 SE Pine
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• venn,
:ditor
lhe P1oneer Log's favonte (and only, unfortunately) Sports Ed1tor dtvulges hi~ 'deas for P1o Olymp1c Games
.-18
Schearon
>uchdown
Morse ftn.
, 78 hard
irrles.
~rt fin.
yards rush
es. The~e
rs earned
bd Confer.
:>ftheWetk
1 to pass for
1, a 24 yard
eff Maller
$i>C catches.
IUChdowns.
the leader
s for touch
nth six.
ented quar
' tied a CFA
;tralght 3()0. Steve Zwerin
Hey youl Look over here!
For once this month you can
read something ln a newspaper
that has absolutely no polltlcal
content in lt at aUI Join me as 1
talk about po11ible campus
1poru. (I promiJe that 1 won't
rnentaon a word about poUtlca).
Anyway, as I was rushing to
school last week, hurrymg to
rnake it to my morrung class on
dme, 1 realized that Lewis &
Clark hosts its own Olympic
pmea every day
For example, we should have
mMnt called the 'Parking Space
Dash • Those of ua who live off
campus and dnve to school daily
are weU aware of this unfortu
nate aspect of being an LC stu
dent
Parking spaces are never
available when they are needed
most. lt is a fact of life. On
Monday mornings, whHe the rest
of us are still trying to ignore the
constant ringing of our alarm
docks, little gteen martians beam up abandoned cars from dusty
roads out in the middle of North
Dakota or Montana and place
them in the puldng lou of Lewts
& Clark College.
Then, when we get there,
the security guards laughingly
place those dreaded •LOT FULL•
signs in front of the main park·
ing lots But what's amazing ia
that LC students JUit can't seem
to read these signs.
We spend eight montha ev
ery year for four yean studymg,
and still most of us can't read a
simple sign The result 11 a cha
otic struggle to claim a padong
space.
You've seen these people
They whiz through the lots at
the speed of light, desperately
looking for someone to puU out
It's almost Like -tJumper cars-in
real life, with people swerving
around each other looking for a
space that maybe, just maybe,
thefourca.rsaheadofthemdidn't
• nOtice.
Their reward is that one time
in the term that it actually hap-petu Those people walk on air
for the rest of the day You've
seen them. They're not in love.
Theydi.dn't ace a midterm. They
got a great parking space, and
that lJ the highllght of their-wee~
The second LC Olympic
event would be perfect for those
crazy people on campus whosnU
walk around in shortt and t-shirts
when it u &a: zing outside. Ev
eryone else is weanng ska Jackets
and Jeans, but some people on
campus seem obliVIous to the
cold weather
These people should be
proud of themselves . They are
&gnorant of the results that occur
from prolonged exposure to ex
treme cold, such as hypother
nua, frostbite and the lnabillty
toJenu:mber any recently learned
knowledge
ThiS ts a great excuse for
those of you who didn't do well
on the latest midterms . Just tell
yourprofessorthatyou fell asleep
while you wen outside, nudy·
mg for the midte.nn, and that it
ruined your test. If they're kind, caring people, they'll understand
But if they get mad ~nd give you
.a failang grade in the dau, it
wasn't my tdea, okay? Just yell
at my editor Yeah, it was tm
fault
Anyway, back to the crazy
people who are still wearing
shons and t sturu. They should
hold a con teat among themselves
for the wmter term Points
should be awarded for those who
can matntain those warm
weather outfitt when it's anow
ing an Portland.
Extra pomu should be given
to those who can .Uso wear
birkenstocb or sandalJ without
socks. A tie btuker would be
awa!ded to the person who an
best manage to look comfortable
and mule when he or she i.s actu
ally ftecz.ing to death.
True Olymptc athletes are
forced to do thll. I espeaally feel
sony for figure skaters who slip
on the ice. Jf one of them faU5
just once in the enure presenta
tion, they have to get right back
up and smile like nothing ever happened . They spend ten yun
or something preparing for a
event that lasts less than five
minutes
One screw up means that
c:hey'U nevu gtt a gold medal
Yet th.eygetbackup, mulinglike
stupt.d uiaota. •oh, no problem, I
just •pent the lut seven yean for
nothing! I turned down three
mamage proposals and have
never gotten a high school de
gree Who cares if I have no
future left now? •
Tiua event can truly prepare
you fonmportantaspccuofyour
adult life, lilc.e IRS tax auditions .
For example, • Are you aware,
Mr. Caloobruk, that you have
not filed a tax rerum in the last
nineteen yean' Do you realize
tbe severe penalties for such iUe
gal conduct?'
That is a perfect time to use
your Lewis 8l Clark training.
Summorung aU of your courageJ
you can just look at theiRS agent
and sunply Ny, "'t wasn't my
idea, okay? Just yell at my boss.
Yeah, it was his fault.• aive game
5 of a school
tr 363 yatds
s. JeffN
: target as bt
:hes for 112 "Holy Triple Somersaults, Batman! It's the Olympic Gymnasts in Portland!"
the Pioneen
to play thr
• .tate
srday at 1.
a tough and '
:he Pio's.
1't mean a
ns a lot
areana~pu
ltball team,
:he. *Wenee
uccess of
onfidence
~ed, and keq
:wart
, and 1 also
in for u.r
inemen for
day. They
t lots of time
:ned some
.mcomesout
Last game, ~ou
,utd have a Our esteemed Pfo Log Editor -in..Chief sardonically comments on the recent Olympic gymnasts' tour
Jason Kaneshiro
This past weekend I got
myself mvolved in something I
usually don't· spons.
I went to see the •t992 Tour
Olympic & World Champion
Gymnasts.' Why? I'm really
not too sure.
My only explanation as that
this past summer I was among
many (or the insane) who
caught up in that atbletic
.extJ~avatgaJ:lz.a that comes around
·~rvelectio n year and hampers
Sine thought for teJevision
llddicts for weeks on end· 11-lE
YMPICS.
Sure, the Olympic gam.res
corny, commercial and gen
nau~ting to most who
their sports served straight,
c they're DAMNED addicting
cnce you learn to edit out those
...ole.e commercials.
1 became obsessed, remote
~ont1rol in one hand, sandwich in
other, scanning for moving
· the things 1 can't. 1 latched onto the week-long gym·
n.astic.s competition, talong in
doses higher than the FDA rec
ommends .
Beauty, grace, tiptoes, mu
sic. All of the stuff the NFL lack.s
Olympic gym.nastia controls.
J had hoped the •1992 Tour
of Olympic 8t World Champion
Gymnasts• would overshadow
the gymnastixercises 1 saw on
Olympic television. Yet what I
witnessed this past weekend
could only be described as the
-JceCapades- of gymnastics The
bleachers were filled with JUnior
bigh girls (gymnasttc groupaes).
Performers among Miller, Dunas
and Cutsu were a transvestite
gymnast with routines to "You
Could Be Mme,• and some sort
of parade involving a plastic
torch.
This confusing cartwheel
fest teft me with a sick. taste in
my mouth resembling Cheez
Whiz; Too much Americana .
Yet the most bothersome
part of the event was the fact
• • t
• KLC
'. ~ ' that s~eraJ performet1 were
over-the-hill Soviet gymnasts If
you're not familiarwitb thestory
of Soviet gymnasts let me briefly
explain: theformuSovietOlym
pac tramingmadunewouldyank
a few children out of preschool
and cart them off to training
intensive camps where they were
taught how to best win medals.
After they won their expected
medal quota for the Klemlin at
about age nmeteen, they retired
and coached the next crop of
gymnasodingr; .
But In 1m theSCMet Union
lS no more and the Soviet
Olympic machine LS taking
a breather until people stop
loolong for food. In Atlanta
1996, there will be no Uru
fied Team. Members will
represent their respective
states· Byelorussia, Estonia,
Ukraine.
Also uncertain are the
futures of many Soviet ath
letes. Many will likely flock
to the West to coach future
Concert ticket giveaways
*LJsten to KLC ( 1 04. 1 FM) and wtn tickets to tne followtng concerts.*
THE POSIES
W1th Big Daddy MeaiSb'aW
and the Metces
Wednesday. Novefrt>er I I
8 30 PM at Roacan~
, 241 SE Pine Street
' -' • LUNA
with Spnnkler and Trailer Queen
Thursday. Noverrt>er 12
a PM at Roacan~ FLAMING LIPS
Wllh Mechcne & Bomb
Friday. NCNef'T'ber 13
9 PM at Rockcandy
• •••
•
•
• Mary-Lous, Nadias or
Bogmskayas .
So this exhibition tour thmg
comes to thetr rescu.e. An AJl
Amencan product 1 envision
some board room hosting cigar
smoky buamessmen looking to
promote somedung cool. The
Dream Team World Tour? Too
expensive . Dan & Dave Cerea.l?
Has-beens.
How about those cute gym
nasts? No problem getting a
cast. SurelythoseSoviets ... they
think America ts wonderful.
They'll surely don neon leotards
and tote this plastic torch for a
Arts -at
Lewis & Clark
College
'The gteJiest clarinf!IISI ollhe COOU'(
"An artiSt oflndescrtbable geoof
Richard Stoltzman
Music and Ught:
A Musical Odyssey
Bill Douglas. Keyboardl
John Pur10n, Vlaulla
Guest Artlat Eddie Gorntl, But
8 p m, Novetroer 11. 1992
Aps Flanagan Chapel
Li!Yt1s & Clarii: ~ge
General S17
StudanlS and Senor C&ens S 12
l&C Students and Slaff S5
fJCkets Nll~e Ewnrs Off:IOO..
Ponderosa ~l 7947
foollllng mA1C Iran
Stallrmn's tlt crOSSCMlt recor~s
and sll.llRng shde pcoji!CIIOOS
·~ rmtter 'Aha I yw rrusacal ta~
Ills pc0{1am W1l ht lhem at som& pan
and prOba~ eriarge them at omers •
The WastlngD'I Post few thousand rublesl
And surely the Soviet gym
nasts would bite. •Hell, it's
money and ww: need it. Isn't th~t
what .AJ:n.eric.ul capitaJism is aU
about<. We'd be virtual rock stars.
1 don't can if I h~~ to do~ little
dance to janet Jackson's 'Con
trol, That's America. Isn't it?•
11 this what we're teaching
our Soviet neighbors about de
mocracy, capitalism, liberty and
the American Way?
So that's how I enJOY my
sports Or perhapt 1 should just
chew my cheese-dog, burp, ~
let the games begin.
Friday, November 6, 1992 ·the Pioneer Log· ti ARE YOU ON.E PERSON IN
SEARCH OF SOMETHING
TO DO~ -Wdl o;earch no more,
0 See.kc.r. The Lewis & Ouk
production of Luigt Pi.randdlo's
•stx Ch~n cters in Search of an
Authot' will be playmg at the
Ma.m Stage of F~r Aces Theatre.
It began last rught, but I forgot to
put it m last week's Pto Log, so
purush me. Curtain opens at 8
p.m., and nc.kets are $6 general
admission. The play will also be
showmg tomorrow, and next
week on Nov. 12, 13 and 14, so
you've got no excuse to 1D15S this
one.
•t UK£ AMERICAN MU
SIC ... • the Violent Femmes said
(wtuned) it right American Mu
SiC Week starts toru.ght, and tt
ltUU with a bang All nght, a
•ring! Amencan {surprue, sur
prise} composer and peformer
Willi&m Albright will be playing
pieces for the organ-p1ano rang
ing from the classical to 1az2 at
the Agnes Aanagan Chapel at 8
p.m. General admi.s.ston is S7,
butwesrudentsgetinfor4 bucks.
•
CLASSY ...0' • AC liON-Crab
yourgJOOVIestoucfitsaod mosey
along down to the 5th Annual
Vetc::ran's Dance beneftnng the
Oregon Trail Chapter of the
American Red Cross, "Victory
a.y and Beyond,• begins at 7:30
r~·m. Come early and you'll catch
the silent auction, 40's hairstyl
ing, and free dance lessons. Come
on time and you'll dance the night
away to the muSic of the Woody
Hite Big&nd. Jr'sa behy$25 for
everythin& but you al.so get loads
and loads of food.
ADOLFO IN PAR.ADISE -
Fil.m.5, films, films, and more
Sims; the best 6lm.c &om the
bestmind sofPortland . The 19th
Annual Nonhwest Ftlm Festival
opou tonight at 7:30 and wiU
continue until the 14th. Cbec.k
out the forty wumen chosen out
of the 231 submitted entries,
which are ce.rt~ to cater to ev
ery filmwatcher'a taste. At the
Pon&and Art Museum forSS gen
«nl admiaion.
atur ay 7
AMEIUCAN MUSIC, TOO
Don't you hate it when tequda
do r.b.at in•&d of just wrltlng
'D'' Bummer, eh. Well, tonigbr"t
Student C«npocition Night. See I
Your favorite music student on
•~gel Hearl Their eloquence and
musical talent! Taltel uh. . .neva
mind. Evan~ Auctitorium, 8 p.m.
Paat.-it's &ee.
AMERICAN MUSIC Ill:
S I UCK IN A CHAMBO -
Sylvain Fremaux and various
6,1992. YAl\
Oregon mustcians JOin forces
with Lewis & Clark students to
produce some rufty tunes. among
them the tup •serenade Opus 12'
by Victor Herbert, and the
trippin' *Dover Beach for Stnngs
and Santone• by Samud Barber.
Same pnces and same time as
Fnday's WiUtamAlbright perfor
mance (i.e. look up there, bud.) UR
singing along with pianist Steve
Chnstofferson to bnng you a
night of superb Jazz at Evans
Yet another addiuon to Amerl
can Music Week., lf you still
hadn't guessed At 8 p m., and
students and seruors get in for $5
Everybodv else--$91 Nyah.
BRING OUTTHEA.RTISTI N
YOU • •Enter the Art Zone• at
TH.RE.E FOR THE PRICE OF the Portland Art Museum. to ex
ONEI _The ultunate deal. mon penence and explore vanou'
For Sl3 you get three of the best hands-on art acnvtties avatlable
altemanve bands of the muSic to the public Merge your face
scene tn one neat htcle concert at with someone elses m the p~
the Roseland Theater The SPIN/ cess known as •morptun( (aJa a
Fontana Tour featunng House of certain Michael Jackson vtdeo},
Love, Catherine Wheel, and check out the facdities and exhi
Oc;ean Colour Scene begins at 8 bitions in the Pacific Nonhwest
p m . Cet your dckeu at College of Art, and look at the
FASTIXX outlets, Music Millen-. winning entries of the Seven
ruum, and the Fox Theater. temth Annual Young People's Film and Video Festival. Mucho
fun, and only $4 50, and totaUy
free if you look like a k.ld
IT'S TIME ... -for somethmg
JAZZIBR THAN JEFF AND new dance mustc wtth soul!
THAT 'FR.FSH PRINCE' GUY •oance music no longer has any
-Portla.nder Nan Kin will be soul--tt' s Ltke the cold hand of
LOOK WHO•s COMING ...
FALL OPEN HOUSE 1992
WEDNESDAY I NOVEMBER 12
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Amlr Atl&n)anl Cn:aha.m.. OR Roseann laflin Campbell, CA
Ben Ath&y Corvallis, OR. HilWy J,annan ·Santa 8.ubua, CA
AdAm WILy-&thdl, WA WUl Lanon-Ulcbh, CA
Connir a.une. Ponland, OR Tobi S La.r.at.cr Sll1U1Yct, OR.
Jamie Barron · Santa Anna, CA Wells Lawson- Metccr Island, WA
Bmt Be•ch C&mp Shennan, OR Enn l~-Portb.nd, OR
Brooke Beldin. Cn:ah&m, OR. A.Jldrt:wW luwi-Troutd.&lc, OR
Brenna Be11-Auburn, WA Juon lt1dcman -Watc.rvillc, WA
Amanda Benton· Corvallis, OR. Ca.rmen Mar Mil1.an .t,.k.c Oswqo, OR
Joecpb Bjdland-Dcupark. WA Ouym. M&ngos • Ncbalc.m. OR.
Aaron Bloom-West IJ.nn, OR Kdly Mathaltws • Cottage Crovc, OR
Ouu 8oyk · Suttle. WA Mis.t)"' Matsud&. lake Oswego. OR.
Joab Brown • Pttrolil. CA Melanic Moore-McMinnville, OR
Amanda Bwpu · lubbwud, WA Sara Nc:I.M:lo-Umadlla, OR
Mary Mt.rgam Callahan· Seattle, WA Sc.rma Newball· Herndon. VA
Ca.ra ChrisUao -I a!crwood, CO M.lcbad O'Brko -R.eoton, WA
l.aurd Cau-eo • hcdmont, CA Ou1~0'Connor. Ta.coma, WA
J:acth DoOkowUd ·Mill Valley, CA ~ Odkc-North lkod, OR
Sanam Dowlatdad ·Seattle. WA Aa.nm-Tbom.u Ov.u-Oakhurst, CA
fJio~ Falter-Portland, OR Mtpn Pano.ns. Eupc, OR
Bca Ca.rdiou • Mllwa.~ec OR. .Ell Pwsifu1J • Portland OR
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Carey CcafBIC -Amboy, WA Jmni Rumanm • Pottland, OR
AnarY CAnula· Eugcoc, OR Nicole Rlcb&rdaon . Bellingbam, WA
Qnacr Crcu • Eupc. OR libby Rogui· Suttle , WA
Hadl Ctubc • Phllamath , OR. Jcslk:a R.C*DWI· Taaxn.a, WA
Wmdy Guyot· Portland, OR. Tammy S.mut. Be.avatoo , OR
Hi.l&Jy HAn lCD • E•acada, OR. Robln Seddcrsm -Wenatchee, WA
Bca)&mln Hat&t-Tumwatu , WA Ubby Sbcolcy • W~ Ocsmalnc, lOA ~ Ha.rrlt • San Oiqo, CA Carolyn SUJpa • Eugene, OR
Mkbdk Hanu • MUwaukec, OR .Brad StnnberJ • Suttle, WA
Marcua Kec:bt • Bcavatoo, OR. Oubo~ Stouffc:t • Sycamore, ll
tria Haoricb • Se\an, OR Mark 'l'botnpton • Eupc, OR
ldf Hdna • T amma. WA Ua Tbom..., -Suttle, WA
OIMl Hcrriaa • l•ke ~ OR &c~ iborndW ·Tacoma, WA
DMa HJcucra • San fnN' z co, CA Vlu.o -lklrin& OR.
David ffiaucra • San F raadii'D 1 CA Eric • T routdal.c, OR
Ta.dee ~na -Crabam,OR h~WatwNI -CornJllj ,OR.
laum Hoyt-Salem, OR Sarah Wcrcoc • T'<'Cl'N, WA
Ocwo Hume-Wma~bec , WA lanneWcat · Jriur, OR
JCII.Dihr Hummd ·~OR Jane& WU11anu-Tacoma, WA
Tan:MP Hwt • Cmh•m, OR Jab.D Wlo.b:n.becb • Boul.derCredc, WA
JOih lmd • Milwaukee., OR
lAta }Cf*D • Mo11roc. OR
of dutbl in the world are the reJUlt of chronic petsiltll:fl
nger, not tuddcn famine nor upheavals or diJuten.
larout · the world, hunger takes the Uvet of 35,000 people, 24 I'!V~VI
Moat of the dead are cblldren.
tvOJJ ..... , would like to dank all thOJCwbocontributed to uu:srcaue;el
lthJ:ou1~ donationa made during the Ha.Uoween Dance. OSPIRC
looldng for people who would also lilc.e to donate their time .... ,
~~ to tbd.r organization. CaU them at campus extension 7
contact SCOP (Student Community Outruch Program) m thel
........, ... nciJ Ch•mbe a, all week from 11-12 and Tuesdays and Thu
from 12:30 to 2:30.
Pioneer Log technology We want to make lt
an expenence wtth a lot of en
ergy and power, • says Jez, half of
the dynanuc duo caUed the Utilh
Saints lntngued' They'U be
perfurm.mg at the Roseland The
ater with speoal guests Factor
Red,8·30p m TaxatallFASTIXX
outlets, Music M.llleruum , and at
Fox Theater
MARK YOUJ.\ CALBNDA.RS .
TODAY IS THE FIRST AN
NUAL ARGYLE DAYIII -
Soc~ sweaters, hats, mittens,
beck, even underwear if you've
got ltl Just make sure what you
wear ls visible. lf you've got tons
of argyle stuff, rent it out to non
argyUtes and make a bundle
WHOA, MA.NI ITS UKE., 3D,
DUDE -Richard Stolrzman's
•Music and the Agnes Flanagan Chapel
your fnendly netghborhood
g~ous place transFormed tntt
multi media showcase of 01~1
ents of <.itoltzman and his
accomparued by the tmages
visualist John Pearson
agam, reduced pnce1 for s
and ~iors ($12, vs $17 for
eryone else)
urs~
HONEST FOR .. ......_ .., • ..,,.
SOUTHERN' ROCK -T
Tntt brings tus earthy,
songs of the tnals and ·
tioos of the everyday wo
man to the Portland Me.m
CoUseum, 8 p.m. Enough of
Garth Brook.! stuff, my
With special guests Many
and Mark O'Conner Cet
tickets at FASTlXX outleu,
PCP A, Civic Auditorium,
Coliseum box offices.
Duhdeeduhdeeduh That's
folks I
Eh. .. What's up, Doc? (chomp, chomp, chomp) ... Nothmg ben
than good old-fashioned , smart-aleck, smashin' and bashin'
toon fun from the original wascally wabbit. The Suorul lt1I1UI
Bup Burrny Film FestivAl is on for all devoted looney Tunes tw
Cinema 211 Ten days onlyl Showtimes : 223-4515
tFriday"s :A1 usic Sta
• rtJ{'L t]jtR!AJS ~rr
peifonn fJ3acfi
· · Conway, Jt!ezzo..Soprano
Lisa Wa/Rtr; tp{Jzno
peifonns Jfaydn, 'Debussy
Janet Jftntges
performs :Momrt, ~climaninoff
Jrfusic f8/Jg.J '&ans tfmlitorium, 10D.m' z:so-1:.f0
' I -1
about t~
store: not
rip-off as yc
Fl
student
EATU
--1M I
us adieu
Kleenex In
-Con
student Ambc
meets with N
with plenty c
Ha•
-AthletE
Week: Aw
Kalel Kaanol s
defens
proved thef11
worthy a
Southern ~
State
PORl
-one q
Becker's m
sembles
stage t
-Big
Meatstraw
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