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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 57, Number 3

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

Pioneer Log Staff

1992-10-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

Lewis & Clark College
SLudent-run Newspaper
Volume 57. Number 3
Friday, October 2 1992
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WHY TO VOTE YES ON MEASURE 9 WHY TO VOTE NO ON MEASURE 9 !TTY MUCH
~-Billy Graham
e, very exc1
vangelist, rather
Inning rampant m
l. Go see and they
rring free p1zza H
ns & Clark Studer
)e here, ugh, ugh, ·
t.a (bait). Corinna Ann Buchholz
The Oregon Citazens Alliance (OCA), headed by Lon Mabon ha.s created
:ac:asu1 9 •to Stmply state that It is the government's position that homosexuality
II abnormal and wrong. •
Measure 9 has been c.aUed the •No Spe­
ONTRIBUTE T.t Rights trutiative•bytheOCA. According
~UB OCC- an OCA newsletter •Homosexuals as a
of people are well housed and weU ~ your event an­
nouncements
ewis & Clark
21 addressed
Lydia and you
ould shortly se
re on these p--~··
PIRG TIP OF
!EK ovr:ll in Ozegon There are no legitimate
~u.u~ to accept thelr demands for special
· benefits and affirmative action, but
ctty of Pordand has paved the way for
such spec1al nghts across Oregon •
The OCA's mam campaign message is to
homosexuals from havmgspeclal nghts
Bruce Fetgn,a fonnerhigb rankmgmem­
of the Reagan Admimstraoon's Jusuce
eoa:rtm1enc says the measure would not
awaysomeone'snghttospeakormarch
tf homosexuals do not •exploit their
I'!Cie:s to encourage homosexuality by oth­
their JObs an: secure
PIRG is supplytng In the area of libraries, Feign claims that
1ts wtth a cool ba measure does not rt::move the protecoon
eypamphlet w public matenals under the First Amend-
ns the details on but rather allows the restriction of
~dent bank acco in the children's' library that aro to be harmful to the child.ren1
nd Portland. A as pornography
ady thmg to have w! The OCA newsletter also States that
a'reout in the open andyouthworkershavenorightto
ih no money To ~courage children to V1tW homosexuality
• up contact OSP normal an~ natural, especially in l~ght ?f r I AIDS cnsts. If parents want thear chil·
Hoar, etc. to accept homosexuality as an option,
u rself they should discuss it at home. •
•1 don't see what's wrong, in constit~
u••onal tcnns, Wttb the state teaching that
Jyl.ng as bad, for example, said Feign 'Tht
S.:.pn:me Coun has ruled that you can tea <:a
ldbirth is better than abortion. lt's noc
roruHlea ~ded for the state to side with ont
e Oregon Cltiuns Alliance
_...Box 407
Usoinvtl.le, OR 9707()..0.407
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• :::... • > If measure 9 passes, opponentS ~y.every agency at aU levels of government
would be required to play an active role, and spend tax doll.us, in teachmgchildren
that homosexuality is • abnormal, wrong. unnatunl, and perverse. •
The state constitution of Oregon would be amended to legalize
di.scriminization of the basil of sexual
orientation. AlJ existing contradiCtory
laws would be invalidated , including
Oregon's Hate Cnme law, which bas
penalties forintimidation on the basis of
sexual preference .
Even Lon Mabon, head of the 0CA.
admits that themeuun:woulddiscrimi ­
nate against: homosexuals, granting land·
-~ lords the right to tvict gay tenants, and
employers the right to fin: homosexuals .
The city of Ponl.md has ordinances
which currently protect homosexuals
from such discrimination, but thesewdl
aJso be overturned if measure 9 passes.
According to a pamphlet published
by the No on 9 Campaign, The Cam­
paign For A Hate free-Oregon , measure
9 will negatively effect students of all
-ages. Free speech in the universities on
~- -· \.-1• • •=•MeU"Y""\1\ ~'\oM=·"•...a, ~~
libraries, public television &ad art proJects
would be censored for any material that
J::---_-c.. portrays homosexuality in a posativc
't~~~!.I--- way. Books would actually be pulled
F from the shelves. Homosexual teachers,
librarians and aU public servants who
work with children would be n:usigned
or fi.rec:l.
The gay community could not get
protection or a park permit for their
annual maJCh. Even church groups
would not be able to .receive money from
the state for community proJects if they
made any public statement accepting
homosexuality .
•Measure 9 is an at tad: on freedom of
speech and other rights guaranteed by
the US constitution,• states a No on 9
Pamphlet .
A no on 9 rally will be held m Pioneer
Square dus Suday between 1 and 4 pm.
Corinna Ann Buchholz
ff
:all Sale
ICJI tO£ Items
2 -October :!]
• oR 9nos so3.223 372<~
fay 9-6:30, Sunday I 2-S '' While Oregon bas long been considered, for the most part, a mecca
for free thinking and open-minded indiVIduals, voters have rcc.cndy
come out agamst gay rights in several c:lecttons In May, the town of
Springfield, Oregon voted 55 percent to 45 percent to become the first
municipality to mclude anti-gay language in its city charter. The act
bars the town &om taking a.ny steps that protect homosexuals and it
states the town may not •promote, encourage or facilitate homosexu­
ality, sadism, masochiJm or pedophilia • Also, Ubrary shelv~ in
Spri.ngflel d are to be ridded of all boob •promoting homosexuality. •
Back in 1'988, the OCA successfully led a statewide campalgP to
overturn an executive order by Oregon Governor Neil Goldschmidt that barred discrimination against homosexuals t..n state jobs.
Between 139,000 and 155,000 voter signatureS wett collected by the
OCA to place measure 9 on the ballot, a measure which is even more
exueme than the Spnngfield act in that it would require all levels of the
state government to actively discourage homosexuality .
Accotdlng to Tim Hibbits, an Otegonian poll taker, the vote will be
very close. However, if the message from the OCA comes across as •no
apecial rights for hom~la. • then the mup1re will likely ~ss . (The
OCA has nic.knamed measure 9 rrhe No Special Rights lnitaative. i
•t think it hu a good shoe: said Hibbi.ts. • Corinna Ann Buchh
Apnl M. RADI
News Ed1 .......... ~--A-li-ssa~
DOCUMENTS POSTED ON CAMPUS
CAUSE ALARM AND ACTlON
Jason Kaneshiro
Last weelc. Thursday morn­
ing, Lewis & Clark students
erected a bulliren board entitled
•Homosexual Faets' on lower
campus. The board contained
postang of ann homosexual ma·
terial meant for publlc Vlewing.
The board wasqutckJy tom down
by Sccunty before many students
were able to see it.
The papers posted held in·
formation generally portraymg
homoc;exu~lity as abnormal
Quotations culled from a vanety
of sources ran from the strange·
~rule homosexual s make up
onJy 1 to 2% of the populatton
rhey are responsible for half of
the natton 's cases of syphilis •
to odd •J rhm.k that pederasty
shouldbe given the stamp of ap­
proval 1 think it's true that boy­
lovers are much better for their
children than the parents are .. :
The documents were
brought to thL Pronur Log by con­
cerned l..ewls & Clark student
Jack Gahan. jack was an integral
the Pioneer Log Staff
TuedLlitoriD CUd part of a hastily put together
meeting Tuesday night.
The Tuesday night meeting
was organized to allay fears and
help to promote understanding
between the homosexua l and the
conservative faction responsible
for the lower campus board
There was also a fear that if
allowed to concmue in such a
c:ecrenve manner, the Uw\s &
Clark campus could erupt mto
Vlolence.
Members on both s1des of
the issue hoped to create an open
discussion of homosexuality on
campus, gJvmgequaJ opporuruty
for both co votce thtlr opin1ons.
The d1scussion group pro­
duced the open letter to the Lewt.s
& Clark commuruty seen on tbe
Forum pages dus week.
-we hoped to dtffuse vio­
lence that could occur a bomb
on campus,• sa1d Gahan
Gahan added that in the
midst of the heated Measure 9
debate, the enure mctdent was
"bad tinung •
•J thtnk (Measure 9} must
have had sometlu.ng to do with
it; that these issues were brought
up to the forefront • said Gahan Lasupring, thef&cultyvoted
to approve a ehange from the
quarter ~}"tern which Lewis &
Qark Is on now, to the semester
calender. The change it slated to
take place in the Fall of 1994. A
quaner to •emester task force
has been set up to make the
change easier The committee
will consist of several faculty
members and admioiJtraton and
one student.
Ouesttoa; How do you fed about
the proposed change from the
quarter system to the semester
system?
RomutusJohnson ,sophomore : •t
don't know if I'm big on rht tran­
sition but I'm big on the semester
systemingeneral. lthinkyouget
your money's worth on these­
mester '}'Stem. You don't al·
way& have the variety in course
selection but the quality will be
significantly lmproved of the
courses you do get.•
AmberCameron, freshman: -The
advantage of the change is that
you have a longer ume to Jearn
tbe information You Learn it quarter. Having to change is the
problem:
Nlla B.1ker1 professor: -y'm very
h.appythatwevoted to change. I
think it's better for students if
they are tl)'ingto develop papers.
It gives students mo~ time to do
resea.n:h In tbe long run, lt helps
scheduling classes and aUowsstu ­
dents more flexibility •
Alecia McGill, JUruor: -I think
it's a bomble idea. because it lS a
financial dectston (on the part of
the faculty) and It doean't take
into conitderauon current
student's plans and schedulmg .
It's not fair to the students who
get stuck in the middle. The
reason 1 transfened from my pre-.
vious school WCl$ the fact that
they were planning to switch to
a semester schedule my senior
year.•
Jennifer Brooks, sophomore·
'!his is a complicated way to
change things-many programs
would get hu nud-stream.. Se­
quenced classes and overseas pro­
grams would be mterrupted:
better instead of having being compiled by Knstina Pebwonh
pushedroleameverythingjnone and Lori McCorlde Jason I<a.neshiro
ProductioA!Futwu Editor
Adolfo Gana
'DUGN •• M•n•ser
Zach Sneet Yearbook missing} new editor ound
New. Ecliton
Corinna Ann Buchholz
April M. Lee
Forum Editor
Janet Willingham
SporU Editor
Steve Zwerin
Publick Oc.cw-reocee Editor
lydu Wazir
Photo Editor
Erin Fddman
Front P•ge/Graphic Design
Phil Duong
Cartoonist
Ryan Lee
Advertising Manager
Christine Kerlin
Circulation Manager
Stephanie McCurdy
Advisor
Peter Ch.rinansen
Writera, Photo Hound•, Con.
tributors: Dave Bryant, Usa
Walker, Sophia Serghi, Tanya
Bushnell, Monica Harris, Yui
Kato, Alissa Edwards, CbarJe.s
T umer, Kenji Minigawa, Staci
Paouke, Tori Roche, Aaron
Keating, Arjan Shutte, Ivan
Druc.k.er, Kristina Pebworth, Lori
McCorkle .
The Pionur Log is a weekly stu·
dent-run publication at Lewis and
Clark College. AU letters, adver­
tising or any sort of inquiry can
be sent to Tlu Log at LCBox 121,
Lewis and Clark CoUege, Port­
land, OR 97219. Kristina Pebworth
Are you wondering what
happened to the yearbook last
year{ There will be a yearbook,
and it will be conung out no later
than the first week of October
"We apologJze for 1t betng
late,• s.ud Ivan Drucker, chairof
the communicatiC'lnS board. •t
hope everyone likes tt '
Accordmg to Drucker, the
yearbooktscurrentlya r the pnnt shop As soon as the prindng is
completed, 1 t Wt.ll be ready
Asfortheyearbooktht scom­
tng year, the staff will be trying a
lot of new 1deas m content and
des1gn.
-we h.ave plans to make a
smaller, more amsttc book, • satd
Molly Lackaff, editor of the 1992-
93 yearbook. -we want to get
away from the mug shot idea. •
Lack.aff satd there will be more of an emphasis on writmg and pho­
tography than in the yearbooks
from previous years.
According to plans, the year­
book for tlu.s school year should
come out in the spnng In addi­
tion to a printed yearbook there
might also be a video yearbook
released at the end of the school
year The tdea for a v1deo year·
book is tentative and depends on
how well the proJect works.
LIBRARY .... XPANSION PROJECT DELAYED
•
April M. lee
The expansion proJect of
the Watzek Library is not
expected to be completed until
the opening of the 1994 school
year.
The project has been put
on hold for a number of reasons.
A recent five million dollar pledge
for a humanities center and delays
in planning are two of the matn
reasons students will not see their
expanded library this year.
In a generow gJh, james F.
Miller, a lifetime rrustee of the
college, r~ently pledged five
mlllion dollars to Lewis & Clark
for the construcuon of a
humanitie s center. This has
thrown the hbrary into a three
building proJ~t
•With the advice of an
expert architectural review
committee, we have decided that
the library, the humanities
building and the art building are so tntncately related to one
another that we should design
them as a smgle complex,• stated
Pres1dent Michael Mooney in a
recent story on the subJect.
The complex wlll become
one of the ma.m protects of the
Master Plan. To determine the
best de.stgn, the college will have
three to five architects compete
in a design competition .
"We started the proass
this summer and found
there was a lot more to be
soiCJed than could be done
in that time."
The cost of the three
bualdmgs may be close to S20
million Of that, LC now has SIX
million dollars; five million from
James Miller and one million that
was raised last year after the LC
community participated an the
Chainnaa's ChaUenge. The library expansion also
has been delayed due to the length
of program planning.
"We're doing a lot more
pla.nningwith the expansion than
we expected and the program
planomg IS yet to be finished,•
stated Wayne Peterson, vice
president ofbusmess and finance
"We started the process rhts
summer and found there was a
lot more to be solved than could
be done in that time. •
Allofthemfonnation from
the proposed expanston that was
discussed last year wtll be fed to
the architects fordestgn concepts.
-we're entering a process
to develop a design to coordlnate
with the humanitie s building,•
said Peterson
Construction on the three
building proJeCt is expected to
begin next summer.
2 · Friday, October 2, 1992 · the Pioneer Log Tomlinson listeni
and Video Center
Fall 1992 Hours
Resources Include
DOS computers
printers , Macln
computers (, printers
audio(, video eq_.r
Monday, Tuesday
8 a.m. to 11:15 a.m.
12:30 p.m. to 11 :45
Wednesda y
8 a.m. to 9:15 a.m.
11:30 a.m. to 11 :45
Thrusday
8 a.m. to 11 :45 p.m.
Friday
8 a.m. to 11:15 a.m. a
12:30 p.m. to 10: 15 p.
Saturday
11 a.m. to 6:45 p.m.
Sunday
11 a.m. to 11 :45 p.m.
Watzek Class Lab
Resources include 25
Jlsi and five HP Deskwri
printers Watzek Classla
is open all regular libra
hours with the exc:ea::•uor
of times when classes
scheduled to meet there.
Fall 1992 Open Library
Hours:
Sunday at 11 :00 a.m.
through Friday at 10:15
p.m.
Saturday from 11 a.m. to
6:45p.m.
Odell Class lab
Resources Include 21 Mac
SE computers and flv
lmageWriter II printers
Fall 1992 Open Hours:
Sunday from 3 p.m.
midnight
Monday through Thursday
from 4 p.m. to midnight
Closed Friday
Saturday
Sac(\jawea Class Lab
Resources include eight
Mac Hex computers, two
lmageWriter II printers
Laser printing is available
to faculty and staff
Fall 1992 Open Hours:
Monday through Friday
from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.
unless scheduled for a
class
Media Services Editing
and MuiU4Medla Suite
This is available on l
reservation basis at x7292
for those intersted In video
editing and multi-media. ,IJVJ,·a and
adll]
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Resnick l
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Apnl M RADING PLACES: WILLIAMS REPLACES PARR, VINTHER APPOINTED REGISTRAR
News Ed 1 L'LJI..J-A-.1 i:-ssa--=Ed7w_a_rd-:-s -- of Chemistry and dean of under·
graduate studle& He holdu Ph.D.
m physical chemistry from the
Maasachusetts lnstituteofT ech­
nology and •pent tWo yecU's as a
research chenuat at the Rno Na
tiona} Laboratory m Roslolde,
Denmark, before JOmmg the fac
ulty at Brooklyn College 111inson listenl
Video Center
1992 Hours
:>urces Include .. ) computers
ters I Maclnto
puters & printers a
o & video equiptW'Y'l.
day I Tuesday
n. to 11:15 a.m. , .. A
0 p.m. to 11 :45 p.m
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'Tl. to 9:15 a.m.
0 a.m. to 11:45
[sday
n. to 1 1 :45 p.m.
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n. to 11:15 a.m. a
0 p.m. to 10:15 p.
rday
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:lay
.m. to 11 :45 p.m.
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1urces include 25
nd five HP Desk.wr11te1
ers Watzek Classlab
~n all regular libra
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nes when classes a
duled to meet there.
1992 Open Ubrary
:lay at 11 :00 a.m.
~gh Friday at 10:15
rday from 11 a.m. to
p.m. ~,. and Clark has added
n'""N adminittratOtS thiS
Evan Wilha.nu replaces
Resnick Parr as vtce presi­
academsc affa1rs and dean
college Gerald Vinther
tht post ofReg1strar
,v~m ""~"1, replacing interim
rar Mervyn Brockelt.
van Williams comes to LC
Brooklyn College, where
served as George and
Schwartzman Professor W1lliams has also served on
the Execuuve Board of the New
York (' 1ty Council on the Envi­
ronment, on the Citizen'$ Advi­
soryCommittee for Resource Re­
covery in Brooklyn, and on the
MEMBERS OF COUNCIL OESCENDID FROM DWARVES
They were all found to be humming happily while
ASLC busmess Yes, that's right, you've been sucked
reading another Student Government update by me, Ivan of
nnation, and Commuruca ttons, and other auom I won't gee
here Hello. Your happy (but short) members of counc1l sat
""n for three hours Tuesday and did the followmg ·
We discussed some new rules pertaining to res1dence life
that are bemg laid out by Susan Hopp, director of Campus
We don't know quite what to thtnk yet but Ms Hopp wiU be
he meet111g next week, m the flesh, to dtSCuss lt With us, and
bly you too, If you come to the meetmg wh1ch you are of
welcome to Thts affects YOU, after all, espec~ally if you live
~~ITit'lUS Uke me
There is an ASLC •tudent forum at the Plattform
« 7 at 9:00 PM. Talk to these people who spend your
llf:V alJegedly in your interest You have to come, or else you
complain about what we do or don't do And there will be
I Uve mus1cl Campus performers! Yay! It will be fun, and
!DOllY, and how can you JUSt not? J didn't dunk so
Student Representative (SR &om here on out because my
are nred) Tony Ross proposed that ASLC host a Uttle
~tl.rlg of all chartered groups once a term to tell everyone (each
, you, your mother) what they do It would be a fun, mformal
you know, wine, cheese, pork rinds. and it would be required
group that doesn't go gets a 10% cut from their ASLC funds.
way everyone could know what groups are doing what We
ed co pass 1t on to the Charter Commission (chan· Pawn
ardt) to figure out what to do with it
Forest Shennan of the Black Studer~t U ruon came by to tell
what they were doing Sounded like a lot of good stuff
:ert!lted? Talk to him or go to a BSU meeting It's a good thmg.
We noticed that the desaipnon of the role of the ASLC J
was dtfferent (more limited) in the new Student Handbook
m the previous one, and we also nottced that none of us were
U Class Lab jill consulted about it This did not make us terribly happy. We
urces Include 21 MacvDl probably be discuSSlng this when Susan Hopp comes to visit
:omputers and five• You know what I mean4 .
1eWriter 11 printers V tce-Prestdent oflnformanon & Programmmg Gary T unm
~ 992 0 H . ASLC buy 45 ttckets to the Blazers intrasquad game on
I fr pen ours. 12 and give them away as a raffle kind of thing at the
1 ay om 3 p.m. to dent Forum which 1 know you're going to be at anyway We
light ld also rent a bus to get people to the game Tlus would be an
:lay through Thursday tvtlft After much discusston of this in various permutations ,
4 p.m. to midnight ~voted on it, and we said •No, come back With a real idea • The
,ed Friday and part of aU this is that part of the •we• was Gary hunself, who
rday no on his own issue 1 guess the s1de effects haven't worn off
ijawea Class Lab
urces include eight
llcx computers, two
eWriter II printers
r printing is available
:ulty and staff
1992 Open Hours:
~ay through Friday
8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.
~s scheduled for a
a Services Editing
~uiU -Media Suite
is available on J
vation basis atx7292
ose intersted in video
•g and multi-media. Someone, J think maybe SR Fawn Bernhardt , suggested
unc1l distnbute a newsletter once a term (or more, or less) to
s mailboxe5 Good tdea, huh. Then somebody suggested we
:onoor·ate the prcvtously d1scussed •question of the month• idea
this Ohl There are suggest1on boxes for ASLC by the
1trar\ces of Ftelds dimng hall and the T rau room. They're cute
wood boxes Put something in them. They're also not for Bon
;>etit comment cards. Thanks for understanding .
Number9 , number9, measure 9 ... yes, everyone's favorite
1ect was brought up, under concern that the administration
ld not take an •offtciaJ• stance on the issue It was pointed out
President Mtchael Mooney's •No on 9• comments at the •No
9• meeung last week were personal 5tatements, not
muli.strative ones. We also discussed tenston~ that may be
on campus because of the measure Calm down, fnends
PSU invited all of us to a candidate fair from t t AM to
.30 PM at the Smith Memorial Center Ballroom. 50 canditates
local, reg~onal and statewide office wsU be presc:nt. Got Be
ftnrmcd
That IS all. And I was told this would be a short meeting.
ey, more for your money, right(. Now the rest of you. Come to
, it's so much fun I'm getting excited just typing about 1t. 5:30
T uesdaysJ ASlC Conference Room or Stamm East. Thank you
...... friend. Brooklyn Solid Waste Advisory
Board.
~ vice president and dean,
Williams will oversee the opera­
tionc of the adm1ssions and
regaatrar's offtces, as well as stu­
dent financial servtces, academic
adVlsi.ng, mternanonal educa
taon, the planning and budget
committee, the college of art 1
and sciences, and the graduate
school of professional studies.
In his memo ro the Lewis
and Clark community regarding
the hiring of Williams, President
M1chael Mooney states, • We
have in Evan Williams a person
of exceptional ability, tempera­
ment, and experience. • In culmination of a search
which began l•ur November,
Gerald Vtnrher will be leaving
Muakingum College in Ohio ro
become the LC Regiltrar. ln this
role, Vinther will attend to •the
busine&tt of ger ting students into
classes", says Mervyn Brockett,
acting registrar and assistant vice
president of academic affatrs.
"The Registrar makes sure chat
the Lewis and Clark degree re­
tains its mtegrity.•
Vinther's rransltlon into the
LC system should be smooch as
his former school uses the same
computer software, Colleague, to
keep its records. Aside from
scheduhng classes into class-rooms and keeping student
records, V111ther W\11 also be re­
IJX>nlible for gathering and ana­
lyzing da~ pe.n.aining to the de­
mographics of the LC student
body.
His appointment endn a long
and difficult se.uch for a suitable
candidate for the position. An·
other candtdate was offered the
1ob tn March, but the offer was
not acapred In the interim,
several people have overseen the
office temporarily , but Broc"'.ett
credits the permanent r.taff in
the department with k.eepmg the
system running wtth • a great
deal of goodwill and extra ef­
fon.-
THE RETURN OF THE RUSTY NAIL
Disccrnuay students Hock to the Copeland hang-out for weekend fun
Jason Kaneshiro The impressive media One tmportant hope for
equ1ptment has potential ocher Berube is that the Nutl is not
Last weekend was the open-than dances and food. •we could sun as a competitor co the
111g of the Rusty Nail, located in tntegzate the special interest Planfonn, another popular wa­
the underworld of Copeland groups on campus; provtde them cering hole. Although food pnces
dorm On Saturday rught, about with a meeting place • Other at the Nail will be kept low,
200-250 disc.o crazed students than broadcastmg lCTV, the some Wtll be ftxed so that they
packed the fre$hly pamced fun. media resource could show do not compete with the
house, anud the playmg of •sat-foriegn films, be used for cla•ses, Plattforrn .
urday Night Fever • After clos-or even play a role in keeping Any quesitons about the
ing due to money and manage-students aware of events and Rusty Nail an be directed co­
ment problems, the Nail has debates in the upcoming eJection. wards Amy Berube.
found a new hfe due to a dedi-• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
cated staff and inspmng 1deas, : pI z HUT : largely ones of students. • •
The Nail has been com-• • • • pletely renovated, boasting new • •
furniture and carpets, coffee • •
machmes, pro1ection televtaton , : • stereo system and plenty of space • Wou\tl Uk~ to thcu1K 't.C"W\::i it
forhan81ngoutorfoollngaround : and Clark students for :
Pmball machines and v1deo • their continued support • • games are tn the works. The : •
mamtimesfortheNailarenatu -• LARGE PIZZA-MEDIUM PRICE ~:
raUy on weekends. On Fridays, : Order any Large Pizza and pay the price of a Medium with the •
the media equiptment will be • same number of toppings. :
used to broadc.ut Picture This : •
ProductiOn's undergtound mov-• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
ies On Satwday, the Nail opens
at 7 p.m for Star Trek and will
stay open as a dance facility, usu­
ally witb a theme.. last
weekend's theme was disco, to­
morrows will be house music.
There is also a suggestton board,
and students are encouraged to
think of interestmg ways to use
the Nail, such as Uve music, spe­
aal films or parties.
Food is present, and the
menu boasts such treats as cof­
fee, tea, JUice, bottled Coke,
espresso drinks, ctder, soft pret­
zels and popcorn all at reason­
able pnces
}11n1or Amy Beru~ manager
of the Nail is optimistic about
the use of the space on campus.
•[the Naill fills an unporta.nt
ruche• for on campus students,
she commented Other than
Templeton , lewls & Clark lacks
what most other colleges have: a
student union Berube credits
Arjan Shutte for much of the
concept of lewis & ClcU'k's lack
of a student union.
From there came a generous
grant of money from Dennis
Madson, who was mterested in
creating a media stronghold
somewhere on campus. Over
the summer the Nail was created
and the missing ingredient was
supplied this past weekend:
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Adolfo Garza
A Briel H&.tory of Time ··tn
D: Errol Morris
Morris (TN TTws Blue L•u) ha.s
chosen ph)"lCist Stephen Hawking
u the subject of h11 new
documenuuy . Hawking. di.gnosed
at an earl)' age with amyotrophlc
lateral sclerosis, may ~ whedc.h; u
bound, but h1s mmd knows
pnctic.ally no lim1ts.
Among his m1nd-boggling
tbeones: dat black holes •arc not
completely black, • ~.nd that •ooth
space and time are finite in extent,
but c.hey don't h.avu.ny bound&.ryor
edge( .] likethesurfacroftheEarth,
but Wlth two more climemlons •
Bru(HtStory is full of tnterestmg
revelations and tntrigumg premLSe.s,
but It never quite decides what It
wants to be a document.uy about
Hawklng, or a quite different one
about Hawking's theories on black
holes, and the origin and destiny of
the uniYer5C.
The documenury 's running
time is a bnef 80 minutes; with so
much good material at hand, Morris
should have opted for c:wo separate
documenta.ries (or one longer, two­
put documen~ry)
A friendly btt of advice: don't
dcsparr if you don't fuitt fully
comprehend all of Hawking's
theories
A1 PO&IIJO
Glenprry Glen Rou ••••
D: James Foley. A1 P~ino, JAde
U:mmon_ Ed Ha.rris, Alan Atkin,
Kcvm SpKcy, Jonathan Pryce, Alec
BaldWUl .
Pacino, Lemmon, Harris and
Arkin ue a slimy buoch of amaU
time rul estate salesmen, all worlong
under one roof. Highly dnven to
close as many deals as poss1ble, they
.ue pushy, smooth· talkmg,
unsc:.rupulous, and deceitful
The 61m examines inclose detail
the events leading up to, and
immediately foUowing an office
robbery, appMendy perpetrated by
one of the salesRKn.
Foley's (Afur D•ri. My S\IIUl)
adaptation of David Mamet's
Pulitur Priz.e-winning play is a
provoutive character study and a
suth.ingindicunent ol the workplace
in a c;apitalist ')'item.
Clutf,A"Y isalsoacmcmatically
intenu ecperieau . The dialogue
(typical "Mamet--spc:.aY, replete Wlth
repetition and four-letter worch) is
delivered at a study fast rate from
besmniog to end
Through the frequent usc o~
do•e-ups, and by locating most
sccru:s tn very small spaces, Foley
cn:ates an intcnsdy claustrophobic
feel.
AI&O, an atmospbeu of
cutthroat c:ompetiuveness prevails
throughout.
Baldwin makes a strong impress1on IJl a ~mall role near the
fllm'ssrart .ua thougher-ch&n·nalls,
no-non11ensc messanger from the
headofficewhoturnsupthep~rc
on the ulc: men who he constders
to be loser~ "I'd wish you good
luck,"' he tells them, •but you
wouldn't know what todowithit if
you got it •
)lWl·Rui• Anchia's (Mamct's
Hgu_~ of G.a~t~t~) superb widescr:ttn
lensing rNkes great dramatic usc of
the stark, h1gh<entrast lightning
(which is runinJ.SOC.nt of, and possibly
inspired by, Oliver Stone·typc
cinematography) .
Extremely weU .. cted by the
world-dass cast, with Lemmon and
Pacmo g~ving It most of its raw
energy (lnodcntally, Pacino's put
was played on-stage by Mamct aony
Joe Mantcgna)
Highly recommended
Du.strn Hojfmmt
Hero
••• 112
D: Stephen Frca.rs. Dustin
Hofhn&n, Cccno Ocvi•,AndyC..t'Ci•,
Joan Cusack., K~ J O'CoMor,
Maury Chaykan, Stephen
Tobolowsky
What do you get when you have
the chrector of Da "8U'Dil5 LatSCmS and
7"'u Cn{urs tackle a scnpt by DaVId
Webb Peoples (whose credits mclude
Bllllh Ruttrcu and UrifCt'giW71)'- In thss
case, a Wickedly delightful saure
Nobody would expect 8emje
LaPlante (Hoffrun), a pathetiC,
unrcpen~um.a!J-bme thief, to ever
look out for anyone but himself
So whe.n be assists the victims
of a plane cnsh and walks away
without bc:ingidcnti6ed by anyone.
it becomes Vlrtually impowble for
him to claun the mtllion-dollar
reward subsequendy offered to the
anonymous rescuer
Dam lS the goofy star reporter
of tht: lV ttation offeri.n3 thueward;
Garaa is a gentle bum who becomes
a celebnty when be volunteeers to
fiJI Hoffman's shoes.
Freats' penchant for ponraying
1mmoral individuals and Peoples'
constant obscss1on With morality
(and the lad thereof) blend adully
into a bnlliant, dis&n:ningly funny
social commentary {it is slightly
CXI88'=rated for comedic: purpose).
Hoffman, Davis and Garcia arc
perfectly cut; who dsc could make
us sympathize with characters
whose ethical sense u at best erratic'
An unbilled Chevy Owe is very
funny u the 1V •~tion director.
GttMDavis
Log Innocent .Blood
·112
0 John Llndl& Anne Parillaud,
Anthony l.l Paglia. Robert Loggia.
Stupid, almle~s comedy/honor
spoof about an attractive
bloodsucker (L4 Femme N.J:tt•'s
Parillaud) and her unhkcly
partnership wnh undercover cop La
Paglia (WJusptrs ;, tk 04rk).
Togethc1 with last ycar'sOsc.tr ,
this serv~ as further proof that the
once capable landis (T1tt Blues
Brotht.n, A, A"''""'" U?trt!#Ol{ '"
u111dorr) hasesscnuallybumedoutas
a filmmaker .
The M1gbty Ducb
••
D Stephen Herek Emilio
bteve:t, Joss Acldand, Lane Smith,
He1dl Kling.
A brattiSh corporate lawye1
(Estevez) as rec.runed to be coach of
a lods' hcxk.ey twn.
This n01ay fllm IS brought to
you by the dtrector of BJI•u Tul'f
&u/Jc.JJJ AI/'J(?flurt andl>ott 't Tu/Mom
tht BA~uttr's DcU-so you know
what to expect.
It is formulaic, denvat1vc, and
sometimes obnoxiOUS · to say
nothing of the pred1ctab1hty that
prevails throughoul (A little subtlety
might have helped )
Sure, it's a~med at the under 13
crowd; 1 just wouldn't advtce any
parents to voluntarily take their lods
to it Some recent Buena V1sta
releases are proo£ that the Daney
studJos can do better
Co-produced by Fm.d Grurr
Tomatoes director Jon Avnet
Mr. lbse~Wl
.. 112
D Fred SchepisJ Tom Selleck,
KenT abkura, Aya T a.kanashl, T oshl
Shloya, Denrus Haysbett
Selleck plays a temperamental,
agmg bascb;ill player who 1.5 pic.ked
up by a Japanese team. Faster than
you can SclY •fish outta water, • the
script provides rum With a romantu:
interest (f a.Jwwhi) and a chance to
redeem his tarnithed antics .
It's oot re.tlly as dumb as the
p~ews would lead you to believe,
but it's not as good u you'd expect
from ScheplSI (RDxiiiiiU, A Cry '" lltt
Darlr. Tlu.. Russ111 Houu)
Depending upon wtc, vieweR
wiU a) sit back and enjoy Selleck's
charisma, b) be fascinated by a truly
tnsightful look at Japanese culture,
c) find thua ha.rmlesswaytokilllOO
mmutes, or d) determine the tmpact
Matsushita's acquisition of MCA has
had on Uruversal's output
Miltrea
•
D: Barry Primus Robert Wuhl,
Danny Aiello, EU Wallach, Robert
DeNiro, Sherry! Lee Jones, Tuesday
Knight.
Squalid Hollywood comedy~
drama (aka u Not the Altman One
We're All So Fond Of) about a has·
been director (Wuhl) trymg to
appease three money-men's
muucsses, thereby sacrificmg tw
• • • • artistic antegnty.
A very talented cast is
squandered, thanks to Pmnus' paper·
thin script and wretched direction.
Patnfully aware tlut tt'c devoid
of any aesthetic value, Misrre.ss
de~peratcly tries to paca Itself off a.s
an art film h won't be long before
Jt sits on a v1deo .. bdf where it
belongs.
A waste of time .tnd talent A Bruf History of Time
Glet~garry Glett Ross
Hero
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Echo &I
temauvct
gone
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&.•r• ting thlt
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I.Yo1rk and I
truth.
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wor,
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heavy
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[IUW:JX tha(
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,naa m the
Folio
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Pattinson
1 duve thAf1
to release!
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the Belfa.l
Noel Bur~
releaseR~
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alike an tl
Desp1tcd
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them in
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han band finds Itself on Levvis & Clar~ campus and on Ptaure This Television why?
Tanya Bushnell
Echo and the 8unnymc:n 1 an wh•ch proved deprc:uing, to say the
lc:aat. '' ''
~ er Uternauvc band from England They
vc gone through some major r-------- ....j pll.angc:s in the last four years I am Last M11ch the b.and relused
their first 11nglcs on Eupho"c. tn·
titled •Prove Me Wrong• and •Jn .ide
me, lnatdc you• &nd embarked on a
thirty-four city UK tour. utnting thla altlcle because r believe
people have misconcCivcd no-
·'"'""about the: Bunnymenand their
.vur .. and I want to inform you all of
he truth.
Haaling ftom liverpool, Echo
.anu the Bunnymen hlld a huge in flu­
in the alternative: mUAIC .ccne
uuu no\n the 80s Some of their
•Arli,.r works tuch .u •snvu,• rrbe
and •oo lt CleAn"' reflected
heavy psychedelic anfluence or
.pa1rsas like Velvet Undetground and
trhc: Doors
In the: m1d 80s the Bunnymcn
l'iecetvc:a great success wath h.au Uke
Seven Sc.u, • •Killing Moon• and
•Bnng on the Dancing Hor1CS• The
rAu album made with the origuw
"""'" upofludslngerlan McCulloch,
m .. r Pete De Frietas (who died
a tr~ie motorcycle acadent an
1989), Will Sugunton guiw, bus­
l.es Pattm.son and the fifth, leu
weJU-klrsO\'Im Bunnyman, keyboardJ&t
JaJC.e Broclunan was released an 1987
Although the self titled album
success with •ups Uke Sugar,•
tgcnera.Jly lost the energy and spark
t.hatmadcuptheband'score fnmy
pinion, the departure of Jan
McCulloch an 1988 w.u the best
thtng that could have happened to
reunite the band with the spark they
,nau an the urly-rrud 80s
Followtng Mac's departure,
orig1na.l members Sargeant ,
PattJn.<>on and Brockman had more
dnve than ever and one more album
to release on thc:it long tame lube!,
Sire To complete the new hne·up,
the Belfast-born singer/songwnte.r
Noel Burke and young and dyna.rruc
drummet D~~non Reece JOined to
relea$e Reverberation an 1990
R.tvetberataon proved to be very
succes.sful with new and old fans
alike an the alternative musac scene
Despite thealbum'ssuccess,Si rcwas
not interested in renewang the con·
tract without Mac tn the band
Between 1990-92 the
8unnymen's struggle to find a. new
labeVflnance new material lu:pt
them in the dark and many fans
thought they bad broUt\ up The
start of 1992 brought prom.ilangnc:ws
as the band formed thelr own l&bd,
Euphoric Records.
Having their own label alJowed
the Bunnym.c.n to be moo: ae&tave
and flCXJble and relea"" matcnal on
their tea nu "They could •I so finance
projecu out of their own pockets Dunng thas time, 1 was scudy·
tng very lurd in london When I
found out that the Bunnymen were
to be playing in cown I jumped at the
opportunity to sec the b.and's new
line up play live: Having not yet
Ustcned to the new singles, I wu
ecstatic to hear them live for the first
time
Back in Portland, I set up an
mtcrvtc:w wath the band.
Tanya~ Whydoyouthinklivc:rpool
Is such .a haven for crutive people:,
especially mus iw.ns~
Nod: I think one of the real re~·
sons for so many bands coming out
of uvupool was JUSt the: unemploy ·
ment . for a lot of people the only
dung they could rully do to fill the
ume was to JOin a band-it dad seem
Uke a way out of the depths o£ un­
employment and you know.
Jake: Musac or football.
Nod: I do It because I enJoy per·
formance-J've been a performer all
my life: and it'' powerful beang on a
rock stage. (ha ha) and the girls (ha
ha)l and the travel
Tan~ : How did Noel come to jojn
the Bunnymcn?
Nod: Well, I'd been in a band for
quate a few yun in Belfast llunS$
dadn't really take off The band got
a bat dis.illuSioncd and the band plit
up after about a year lavang an
uverpool After bemg there about
ten months or so, somehow these
lot [the Sunnymcn) got to hear the
album I'd done and they hked it.
Eventually we got to~ther and had
a chat and we dccaded to stan re­
hcarsmg on a part tune buts to sec
how at went. After a couple of
months, after we'd all suued
(uverpudhan meantng •to find out
about•Jeach other out, we decided
to go for full-tunc a.nd that wu it,
really
Tanya: Jake, how did you get in­
volved?
Jake: I've been doang bits on and
off since '81/'82 I was roadicmg to
stan with but I played gwta.r on the
very first tour J was alwa}'ti called
the shadowy •fifth Bunnyman• I
alwaysuscdtotude. l'mnot~owe d
to hide anymore. But that's cool, I
quate like being at the front
T..:lya: And Damon'
Damon: I've got this 1961 BSA 250
motorbtkeand it never rullywo!Ud
properly l showed up at J akc's boUle
because he had the tooll and l thought "Tb.Js is a man who knows
how to fix a biJc.r• so I chugged up on
my bikr tryang to get it fbted and all
of the sudden I found myself &n the
band Stillb.lven'tgot mybi.kdi.xed,
lilu: ya know (common Uddypool
cxpressaon)
Tanya: When you write your lyr­
ICS, Noel, do you have an idea for the
musac m nund or LS it a proce5s that
all falls together'
Nod: Oh, l always write the Lyr­
ics last, I always find that it's best to
have a tunc an my head first and then
write around that, or maybe sing it a
few times and "Ia La• it and maybe
ideas will come through and develop
form thos.c basic sdeas, a whole: song
Tanya: Describe the diffucnt sen·
sation.'l you get when play· Echo and tlu Bunnymen
rived on stage: ca.rryingi nc.ense bum­
CI'S scttmg the suge for a mysucal
expenencc, a quality they have be-en
equated with throughout the yeatS,
w1th or without lan McCulloch .
They opened their set wath "'Prove
Me Wrong•
They continued on with sonS$
&om Reverberation . Theonlysongs
performed from c.ulier albums were
•Bedbugs and Ballyhoo• &nd •sal·
ver.•
A highlight was the holographic
psychedelic proteetions in the back­
ground which antenssficd the
audience's attention on the sta.ge
The genenl consensus was that the
concert wu fanwtic The music,
lightang and holograms took the Bunnymen to a new level which
surpassed the aud•cn.ce's cxpecta·
tions M..lc'Ji prc:~nce w.u not
missed.
Otha comments .
Mate MondtTans · •Echo lived up to
thcgsut rawsoundth.lc made them
a distinct a.ltcnative band in the
80s. Noel BuricA: makes this new
sound even more unique ..
Dave Bryant: •VjltlU.) plethora of
mus1cal overtones •
I ju Walker. •tt wu a tra.nsc.cndcn ­
ta.l cxpcucncc.•
Jim Wagner: •Visual. as stlmulaung
as walking anto Monet's water Illy
pa10tings "
Tanya •f'm sttll a Bunny Believer •
ing 1n front of a large audi· ...---------- ---------------- ------.
ence as com~m:l to a small
crowd, and the differences
between an A.meric:a.n and
E.ngllsh audience.
Jake: It doesn't matter
howm.anytherea.n:orhow
few thuea.reif they're an to
st Americ:a.n audiences arc
more receptive, more de­
monstrative. E.nglish audi
cnces try aod w a bit toO
cool
The Bunnymcn turned out
to be approachable, down­
to-c&rth and fun to lang
out with.
Echo and the Bunnymc:o
played at the S.tyncon at
t 2:90 that same rugh.t T c.o
Lewis&: Cl.ukstudcnt.ut­
tended the ahow They u-You can rely on Kaplan LSAT prep.
The Roman Numeral .... question format, ometime called
Triple True/False, ha.-. not app~an"!d on th ~ LS T .,ince ft:b-
ruu.ry 1991. KIIP'"' the ct..nge. Not by accident,
but because we ha, e u team of prof~ sional!' dedi<'ated lu
Friday's Music Stand • rials and ......,. tests. So yuu 'II ~pend e\ ery minute and
eH!l) dollar gt~tting rt".ad) fur tht• le:-.1 that )ou'll aduall take. Lewis and Qark's finest student musicians perfonn music
dating from the prehistoric through the ultra-modem age.
Music Bldg., Evans Auditorium , Friday 1:50-2:30 p.m.
IOPAY
Danielle McCoy, Soprano
Music by G .F. Handel, John Duke
•
Duncan Neilson, Piano • Incriminating evidence.
\.oclk nl Crm king the 1~· \ T: 1993 Edilivn. Puhh her. lne Pnn e­
tun 1{ .. , it'"· Chnck pps. I fa, :!b. 53, :2, UO, lt.H, l20, 147, 151, l'l-,
2-.'l. \n•l especially pag•· l7. lgnur't' tiiC' fi tnt c~nl ot maldt'\'
f dr n10n· lnfunnall •m on
P"'' .,, ,_..., \1 Jln!Jl. l'Uil·
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Friday, October 2,1992 ·the Pioneer Log· 5 atur~s--------------
• • • ZV\
rtsE -.,rov1 es coo 1es, son s, mov1e KLC's Kc ·n Top 11
1. Er1sure· Abba-Esquc
2. Stouxsae and rhc Ranshae$
1\tmberly \..•ester
Wondenng what to do thas
V."r't.kend? Well, thas v.'tt.kend
Students Organittd for Acovites
has the answer. On friday night
there is going to be a cotfeehou e
m the Plattform at 9:50 p m.
SOFA Will also be pl"'Vlding au
PlattForm cookiesl Yummyl
james Hasch wtll be txrfo.rm­
ing He has played on campus
for the past twO years and hns a
group of devoted fo1lov.'e."'S now
looking forward to tonight's per­
formance.
Hem:h has been pcrformmg,
SJ.Il81n& playmg guatar and writ­
ing music for over thm:een years
now He as from Minnesota and
got has Bachcloz of Arts de,gz ee m
daSSlcaJ 8\Hta.r. He has a rare
IIUXture of straaght forward mu­
sacal talent, humor and sensttiv­
aty that allows him to create
songs that speak to what IS com·
mon m all of us james in one of
those few performers thac allow
his listeners co expenence has
music through intimate amages
ChriStine Kerlin
On the ouuide, Chang's
Mongolian Crill loolc:s like any
other gnmy Bumsade d1ve, but
the smell that drifts out onto the
sidewalk is arresasrible . This
uoma is m no way deceptive.
The food at Chang's incred-­
ible. It's dlt kind of place at
which anyone c.a.n eat. Vegetar·
ians and camivore5, spict fiends
and sweet lovers, and even
Granny can find something to
eat at Chang's.
Cnang's is ut up as an all-Cuitari~ )11mcs Hersch
•
you-can-eat style buffet, but
unlikeWendy'ssuperbarorBob's
Btg .Boy, this lS food you create
yourself. The fixings bar con­
sists of three pans· cold meat,
raw vegetables, and pasta. Are
you excited yet?
The uninitiated to Mongo­
lian grill·sryle cooking may need
a bit of instruction . For the con­
fused, busers are more than
happy to ocpla.in the worici.ng of
the buffet. Ftrst, you need to
pad:. up a bowl. These are located
by the meat and there's only one
siz.c so rhis step isn't too diffi-
VISTA Volunteers share the \'ision of a better
tomorrow by making a comribution in the • •
culr. Vegetananscannowglance
ahead co the rhird step. The
second part of the process as the
meat and seafood selection. Beef,
pork, lamb, chicken <>almon and
shrimp are among your choaces.
The third moves us on to the
vegetable section which includes
spinach, lettuce, carrot slices,
green pcppersl oruons, scallions,
jalepeiio and pineapple Along
with some vegetables of choace,
be sure to dump some pasta into
your bowl here. The fourth step
is without a doubt the most Lm·
porta_nt in your journey. Here
communit) t.o<b) BrighLer futures uke . hape ;::=====~;; ~=l
when VJ~'TA Volunteers mobilile and de\'dop ~
communit) resources lO address the man) fac ·s
of poH:n).
After your college caretr is complelcd,
VISTA offers )OU 1he opponunit · to put
your educarion to worL: in realistic 'etrings.
VISTA Volumecrs learn life skills-skills
only a year of uniftUt: ViSTA cxperienre
can provide tbat spe k to and celebrate
today humancondttion . james
has bt:en nominated National
NACA Cofft •house E.ntertatnu
of r he Year for two yc-1rs in a row
and Ius been a finalist at the
fnu:mational Kerrville Folk Fes­
taval
Okay, that's whiU the promo
pack ht~s to s.1y. Tht is a show
not to be massed james sings
from the hc.'lrt and everyone there
will be able to relatt' to at least
one of his songs James n:a..lly
reaches out to has audience and
everyone as fOuched, especially
when he sings •cnndm.1's Song. •
In a word, he is awesome. He is
well worth scoppang by the
Plattform Fnday night and gtv·
mg htm a hsten as well as munch
on a coolie
Woody Allen's Anmt Hall
wall be showang Saturday night
in the Council Chambers at 7·30
and 10 p.m Both oftheu event
are courtesy of SOFA.. If you are
interested m becoming a mem­
ber, call the office at x7139. We
would love to have youl
you will find a range of oils and
sauces ranging from sugar water
to super hot and spicy. There are
instructions for the hot sauce.
Fmally, moveover a few feet and
hand your bowl to one of the
fellows at the griJI l n about two
mmutes, they'll hand you a
stearrung hot plate of the best
food you've had all term.
The shnmp and the beef are
yrobably the best meat and sea­
load opt lOriS Both are tasty and
fresh The vegetables are aU su
per yummy Be sure to throw m
some carrots and green peppers. f.Jcc to F 1ce
3 Oetc-Ute: lnfimty w,thm, 11ee
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Good tad 6. Carter USM· 1992
7. KttchcnsofD•scinction . The hedefen
Death of Cool e chamf a. Art:sccd Oc:vdopment · 3 e leadang t
Years, 5 mounths, 2 days, in offense a
the hfc of. • sc, have
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These are especaally crisp As far three
as the sauces go. your guess ts .1s l n~ly wo1
good as mme, but for some rea-· thear upc
• 1 Th Under tt\ son at a ways castes good. at's h K h
the thing about a Mongolian grill. MC at 'j,
It's a lot like the Gap; no matter
what you put together, at alway~
works. So, go ahead, expenment,
if you don't like 1t you can al
ways go back for seconds
Oh, yeah, the price. sa 50
{includes soup, reftJJable dmner,
and all the water you can dnnk)
for dmner and somewhere JUSt
under five (same deal. bur no
soup) for lunch. -
projects, or desagning programs to comba1 sub­
stance abuse
In addition lo acquiring \'a)uahle and re­
warding t.'Xpcrience. VlS'T.\ Voluuteef') ma
rec jve defennent or pan.tal canceUation of
ceruin student loans. VI f.\ Volunteers re­
ceivl' a lh ing allo"·ance based on tht· economic
level of the communilic~ t.hi..'V serve.
A~ you tooL: toward gradu<Hion. ton·
sider becoming a VIS I,\ Volunteer . \'l~ TA
offers \'OU the opporrumt) to 5hape a commu·
niry and share .l \'ision of a better tomorrow.
VlSTA Volumccrs arc assigned ro project
sponsors which ma) be privare or publir. non­
profit organizatious. Volunreer anthirits may
include. bur are nor limited to, orgauuing food distri·
bution efforu, aearing nerworks to suppon lit •racy To find our anon·, talk with VIST.\ reprc­
seuu.tjvc Simon Conner, October 8th from
1 Oam--tprn, in the cunpus boobtorc . Pl.m 10
arrl·nd .tn infomtation .se.stion Cxtober 8th from i-9pm.
Or, call 1-8Q0 ... 42•t-88ti7 (I OD 1-202-606-5256).
6 · Friday, October 2, 1992 · the Pioneer Log V~hil'ltHtlln SeMcc to Amena
(VISTA) h p.tll ol ACTIOH,Ihe ftdml Dorr.mc
CJl;Jrdw ~ W hinQ'..on D C. 20525 ,,_ Zwerin.
Keen Top 11 Editor
put~ ;· Abba-Esque
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s~~~::n~~~c~t~h ,0iwn11v neer ootballloses its second consecutive heartbreaker 0 the season: 27-25
ah Saints: Someth luck and too many turnovers aga1nst Puget Sound and S1mon Fraser result 1n tough losses tt1at drop LC football to 0-2
rter USM: 1992 taci Panuke
:hensof Dastinclion : The 1 he de.fendmgco-Mt Hood
of Cool e champion Pioneers, de-
·estoo Development · 3 e leadmg the nation m pass·
5 mounths, 2 days, Ul offense and second in total
t of. · sc, have started d1e new
reaming T recs· Nearly . season 0.2
u past Saturday the Pio's
olon and thor album ed to Bntash Columbaa
op Will Eal ltsel . to take on the Sarno~
rome Clansmen LC lost a very
'It! banle by the scoreof27-25 .
\
ssifieds
N £XTRA INCOM.E Lewis :.md Clark moved the ,au successfully throughout
liCit Tori Roche
illbnJY ~ In U S wo weeks before classes
lll TOI'fCS ALL SU&JECTS • d CJ k IUioQ TOOJii "':tn Vtsa/~o~c cw coo ::D started, the Lewis an ar
m.,. BOO 3 U ballteamgarhcn:dforprac-IF · 51·0222 es and began rhetr journey
$_!,. ~~ •t:r~~~ :ough rh~ 1992 season.
Practtcmg two .md some-
ie especially crisp. As far ?'"s three time~ a day, t~ey
uces go, your guess is J~ asen~ly work~d 1n preparaoon
mine, but for some rea-· theu upcommg matches.
vays tastes good That' Under the di recnon of Head
~abou t a Mongohangrill. )l.ch Kathy Copple Walker, a
like the Gap; no matter ,_., -
Jbput together, it alway~
,go ahead, experiment,
on't hke Jt you can al·
back for seconds
eah, the pnce ... $8.50
soup, refillable dinner,
lt~ water you can drink)
:r and somewhere just
(same deal, bur no
lunch
tomb;u sub-the game on th•~ arm of Notre
Dame transferquarterbac.kMake
Mi,ldich. But c.rucial turnovers
hdped pull the Clansmen out of
trouble five ttmes
In the second quaner, LC
was knocking on the door with
the ball on their opponent's two
yard hnc. Then a rruscommuna ­
cation resulted an •m tntercep­
tion That eventually cost the
Pto's what seemed to be an easy
• • SlX pomts
However, there have been
some bnght spots on our sadehne
relatively inexpenenced teAm
returns to Pamplin Sports Cen­
ter. With only three players from
last year's squad r~turning and
an abundance of new frtshman
taJent in stock, the Lady Pia's an:
only look.mg to improve ns the
season progresse.~
Their seuon off1cially
opened agamst pool play at the
Whitworth Invitational on Sept.
1land12.
Wilh only sax players on the
·-ciunng these first few weeks
Maadach, v.-ho has been shanng
time WJth t .• st year's starting
quarterback, Kcvm Hayes, has
been throwmg some tmpressave
numbers
Agamsl Samon Fraser he
threw for 440 yards and oed the
CFA pass attempt record, tut­
tmg on 37 of 69 attempt!
jeremy Johnston pulled
down eaght catches, mcludmg
many crucaal thud and founh
down suuauons for 132 yards
Meanwhde1 lhe new kid on
roster at that time, they proved
to their opponents that their de­
temunation alone would be ~
threatenm,g factor. Fonunatdy,
five: more players joined the team
once school was in session.
Smcc then, the Pao's hosted
a triangular tourney with West­
em Oregon and Central Wash­
mgton, as well as participating
in the George Fox lnvttanonal
this past weekend.
Both evc:.n.cs challenged the P\o-Palatane H11l, freshman jusun
Baughman ~ talhed up 99 yards,
inc.ludmg a touchdown, on has
SIX catches.
On the other sade of the ball,
Sophomore Kale1 Kaanoa led the
Pao attack wnh 10 tackles
Des pate thetr slow stan, the
Pao's are a very excaung team to
watch 1\s Head Coach Tom
Smythe stated, "There &s noth­
mg lhat hnle more mtelligent
play, better coachtng. and team
work won't solve!
Wath theu explosave au at-
neers, pitting them against some
of the top NAlA volleyball pro­
grams in the nation.
The expenence has led to
marked &mprovemc:nt in this
young squad, mcludmg their first
win last weekend agaanst
Concordia College.
A 15-13, l.S.ll VlCtorywasa
redccmmg fine afur they previ­
ously lost toConcordi.l rheweek
before 7-15, 15-12, 8-15, 15-12,
~mc:l 1 :).11.
-~=-tack Lhey can 6COre at any urne
They wdl need II guns finng
thu; weekend when the #3
ranked (m the country) Unfield
Wildcatsvt!ilt Cnswold Sta~hum
The Pio's are hungry to brea
mtothe wtnrungcolumnaga&n$t
thetr first: Mt Hood League op­
ponent
Come out and support the
team on Saturday Oct 3 wath
the k1ckofi at 1 30 p.m Chcc:r
the Pao's on to another champl·
onship season!
It lS evadent when watchmg
this 'earn play that theyv.ill be­
come better and bettu team as
each match lS played The Pao­
necrs faced Pac1fac ~-d St.
Martin's thas past week. ond are
playing Whitman tonight an
\Valla Walla
Corne and support yourvol­
leyball team as they rru:.et wtth
Western Baptist not Thursday
for a home match m Pamplin n,8 h, ?\o::~'
ble and re­
rucers may
ceUation of
lunreers re­
e economic
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WHO'S THE REAL CHAMP IN DIVISION I FOOTBALL?
LET'S SETILE THE DISPUTE ONCE AND FOR ALL
Why doesn t NlN\ football doesn t have a nanonal playoff?
Steve Zwerin
Ah, fall... the gloriou!l .sea­
son. leaves change colors, ram
increases in abundance and
grown men and women 1rgue
about college football rankings.
In many households
throughout the country you'IJ
find an eclectic mix of grown
men and women from t:VU)' so­
cial clas..o; arguing about which
NCAA Division I football team
is the best.
Just about everyone thinks
he or she is an authority on col­
lege football. At the front of aU
ofthisaretheschoolschemsdves .
Many times, top-ranked teams
neve.r meet. two teams showed that they
deserved to be called the be.~t .
Yet, thc:re canonlybeone •num
bet one• team.
How does the current sys·
tem solve this~ Well, the top
tt!.lms in college football play in
postseason bowl games, such as
the Orange Bowl in Florida or
the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Cali·
fomia
That would settle the dis­
putes if the two teams could face
one another, but often they sulJ
do not. Bowls are highly regarded
bec<luse they offer prize money
to colleges and usualJy request
the best teams to play m them
SnU these events do not al­
ways match the best teams
T cams that go to the bowl games
are usually chosen at least sev­
eral weeks before the season ts
over, so it ts hard to determine at
that pomt what the best teams
will be NCAA baseball and basketball
both have playoffs that art very
papular The latter 1s one of the
most watched events on nauonal
telt."Vlsion I belit."Ve thclt thts
g1Ves the schools more publicity
and profits than the bowl games
can g1ve the football teams
In the NAIA, where your
favorite school's footbaJJ team
plays(whatdoyou mean, -which
one? •), the best teams from each
division endure a playoff that
ultimately produces a national
champion
1 believe that it is a fair argu
ment to point to the facts that
the NCM baseball and basket­
ball playoffs are successful m
populanty, and that NAlA foot­
ball has shown its "bigger" cousm
that a football playoff can be falf,
too.
So why isn't there also a true
playoff to detemune a national
football champion at the NCAA
level? Football
vs. Unfield College.
Saturday, October 3.
1:30 p.m. at Griswold
Field
Volleyball
at Whitman College.
Saturday, October 3.
1 p.m. in Walla Walla,
Wash.
Cross Country
at Willamette Invitational
(Bush Pasture Park).
Saturday, October 3.
10 a.m. (men's 8,000
meters)
10:45a.m. (women'sS,OOO
meters)
in Salem, Ore. Intramural Sports
See in tram urals
board in Zeh ntba
Swim Pavilion (next
Pamplin} for gamed
and times.
Club Sports
Do you want an
way to advertise
event to the
community?
events can
rep res en ted
Contact Sports Edi
Steve Z werin at LC
2219 or at the Pio
office (x7146).
events must
submitted at least
week ahead. AmeriCAl1
rino a lot ~
educ.1t
Admtn
years ha~
IIUOOF th~
of ren
studcn
incr~
s<
their il
if not all
include!
HOYJ
unuJwc=
lese prob
It iJ not t1
ucatson
billio
aJ tnjustJ
~
~rf'ttnitv l
~
d)utcd pol.it
ounuy
Govern Ill
:ao1c fallou Often, the best five or ten
schools are Ill different dMSions
and never compete against one
another. They may have tdentJ·
cal winrung records. But how
does one know wluch team IS
better if they never played agamst
one another?
Theoretically, two national
newspaper poUs are supposed to
solve thts argument The polls
are conducted through memben
of tbe sports media, such as
sportswriters and broadcasten .
These people pick their top teams
and rank tbem. So, m 1991 and m many other
seasons, the best teams never
played each other Each school
relied upon favorable national
ranlongs r-----------------------------------------------------------------~ cduca~
Teams are then given
rankings determined by how
many votes they receive for first
place. second place. and so fotth.
SOunds good, rigfit? Wrong. All
too often, the two polls have
different rankings.
A case in point: last year the
Uwvcrsity of Washington and
the University of Miami were
the top two teams. One poll
chose Mlami for first place na­
tionally and the other chose
Washmgton .
Throughout the season, the Or, af the rankings were not
favorable for them, then they
could accuse the ~nee-teams
of having easier competition,
more luck, and so forth. This
could aJJ be settled if there were
a national playoff among the best
cofler teams.
But there have been many
problems getting such a thing
started Head Coaches and other
officials from colleges, uruveni
ties and other sports related
fields have argued about the Is­
sue for years There lS no current
playoff system and the matonty
of the top people in college foot­
ball seem to hope to keep 1t that
way.
That is too bad because
Submit to box 137
Log •
EXAMINATION
BLUE BOOK
~ you can look sman n-en when )OU make a pboot call. Atone, Tatk• Sl~tH )OU 10% to 53% • on aay caJiiJa&
card or tolled eall )OO make. Jc ~ortt.e from pa)' phones. boccb, alrpor1.1, om~ ud re.1ldentJal pbooe:'l.
By cotcrin~ a ttlmple file dJgU eode (10761) your ealll rouled lhrou~ Money Tatk• and )OO aotomatkall)
sate up to 53't.
To make: a call aU )OU hale Co do~ diallt767 + I + ~ a~•t + 1M-a • er )OU a~ tailing. Alter 111petial
tone enter )OUr callln~ card or wah (or opera lor a."'lbtaoC"c. It\ a11 'llimple a .. that.
It'• t&.'l} Co U'lt Money Talk ... Tbtn> In' oo ree~ no 11lp-up ba .. It'\. no 'lit' raJ111-on I)' reward~ So
11ta11 u~lo~ Mont'} Tall. • loda) and ~'e on long dl'ltanct ~II". Your parenl.!l "ill be proud or bo" "man
)OU're «tltJOif.
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rol are ~
Consta
of wit
l)ta.s have
11antmfl
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:dents, fina
played
they '8
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a case
you
in a •1
~von lady ramural Sports
• intramurals rna. net Willingham.
rum Editor
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ard in Zeh ntba ut .. ___ Y_u_i_K_a-to ___ _
Pavilion(next~------~~~~-AmeriCAn ttudent• have been rnplin) for gamed rino [) lot about the .u. of higher
~ tiines. education dunng che last de­
Administrators over the last
ye.us have sought for people on
~b Sports •ides of the •pcctrum to call f01 a
you want an of remedies. On the other
students c:xpecienctng uau-
1}' to advertise incrw.e 1n our school tuition
en t tO the -ntdy search for JObs tO rnaU
1 their ills Th" is happening in nmunity. ifnot lllcollegesinthccountry .
en ts can include~ Lewts & Clark, of
>res en ted However, no solution will
unt1l we identify the root cause
ntact Sports EdUCJta,esc problem~ .
ve Zwerin at LC It .. not the lack of money spent
9 t th P. 1on The US government or a e 10 bllhoru It is not even some
jce (x7146). T mjustJct, for we live w1tb un-
~n ts must freedom, dlvcrstty, and
"'n' '"'l"" today So what is the
~mitted. at least cause? It 1s the aroma of the
ek ahead. aiJutro pohtJcaJ influence of dus
aQntry.
Government money and 1ts in­
filable fallouta.re ruiningAmenca's
~--------~er education . Evidence and his­
show that Federal money and
are responsible for quow, absent in our classrooms' By you
judging people and rewarding them
b.ued on their their rau, soc, or eth·
nic b.'lckg10und , you have proved the
premise that merit is unJust and un·
desirable
The lowered standards encour­
aged by the quow not only affect
admw1ons, curriculum and issue of
equality but also n:sult 1n the fact
that almost half or all students en­
rolled m America's colleges nevet
gadUAte.
What other secrctli smother
higherroucation' Manycollegcsarc
on a verge of collapsing financially .
Brought about by heavy attritton
and endless growth of expensive pro­
grams, many institutions are exptri·
encmg their toughest survwal of the
decade. One prominent e.ut coast
school is about to clo~c. despite en·
ergy and effort from outside sup­
port Mort an! expected to follow m
the next few years.
So why aren't these excellent­
on-the-surface schools prospertng'
Firstly, a.s we arc aware, the skyrock­
eting tu1t1on 1s making 1t harder to
attraGtandreu.mstudents Thecosu;
are nsing higher than inflation. The
average tuition fee at public colleges
"we live witl1 unprecedented frudom, diversity and
!ovvo.rlurni1rv today. So what is the root causel It is
tlte aroma of tlu polluted political influence of tltis
country."
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10"-to 53%• on an-, eallln~t
~ and re~~ldtntlal phon~
k• and )OU automaUcall)
l~re calling. Aller a 'ipulal
f"aJI" -on I} rt'Wanf~t . So
~II be proud or bo" -.mart
l-800 .f.fl-6b51 lo ha~r a
t,. rt'qllt,...d r. .u .............. re:t7.
rmrr 1•,.•• la/•(Y'ral~lll Dhi>loe, feJ4::d aCAdemic stand.uds, corru~
"poliucally coaect• thinkmg.
pollttclz.atlon of campus life, and
abolition of free mquiry and ex-
Constantly enforced by the
t of withholding Federal funds,
;ll)tlU have become the single most
t mfluenc.e on campus today.
cle.uly d1ctate acceptance of
•dents, 6nanoal &Jd rectptents, and
ureand promotionoffaculcy Tlu.s
led the control of higher educa­
the govemmcnt-man~ted M-
"'-••••u .. action.
Enormous loss of quality in edu­
has been creatmg more severe
mcruer1ces for the future genua­
When merit discontinues as
...a .. g the pr~mary quaUfication for
:allege adnus.s1on and luring process,
, .. ttl we be surpnsed when it is
our
Pwn Jane & joe Snow moved
tbe suburbs to get away from
htgh Cf1me c1ty ghouls in SE
They wanted a clean oelgh­
brhood where their tbrtt c.hildrcn
~ ... ttl play and anteract w/ other
lecent kids So. they bought a pmk
ouK in lUppyV11le .. due to the
cost-of·living, both Jane & Joe
to commute to work every
'""' · rarely got home be-
7 p.m. To compensate for the
of •family ume, • they bought
h•h kids lots of Legose and sugar­
Dal~ct~ ccre.ll On the week-ends,
suburban familydJd lots of •fun •
together· they went tochwch,
played •scruples,• tbeyasgued,
they tgnored each other
It sounds hkt the Snow family
a case of the Suburban Bluts.
o you remember •Edward
ici&sorhatlds•'--the outcast from
mountatn castle that came to
in a •normal• suburb w/ the
~vn,., lady? All of the neighbors ts $12,000, S19,000at private institu­
tions Lcwa 8t Clark falls m thLS
pool Tuition has gone up because,
just like the dealer m a poker game,
the government has rat!led the ante
Cot all the players through incredibly
massive amounts of finanoal a1d
Although !lOme of this 11 due to
faculty expansion, most dealJ with
non-faculty tunng. According to the
rcsca.rc.h, aCAdemic support naff has
mcreas«<61~nattonwuJesince 1979.
Colleges arc forced to expand in
search for mon! Federal funding. be­
cause virtually the government
WIShes to aucromaMg1: CV'e.ry .upect
of academic Life.
When it comes to fiN.ncial man
agcment, colleges arc considerro as
the worst mstituttons in the coun­
tty One good example is rescuch
grant to .Jcadem•c departments. For
aws
stared .Jt his crumpled black suit, hLS
pale face, his -;cissorhands ... but
when they found out he could sculpt
designs w/ then garden shrubs, they
begged rum to tUtn their boring J&nd·
scapesintomagicatt ueasures Yeah,
they tolerated h1soddness for a while,
but when Edward's sugar-cooky
he.ut ailed out for REAL understand­
ing, most of them turned up their
noses & blamed him for w~cking
their calm ne1ghBOREhood hves ...
Uttle box house <all in a row-pale
pastel paint, a2-ca~ gat age ... a faith·
fuJ pet .md a white picket fence Ale
these the mgrcd1ents to a. perfect
Ameuan dream homet Why do so
many America.ns desire the same
thing~ The: Oe$Cc:ndrnts summed it
up then they sang, •t wam to be
stercotypcd-1 WADS to be cliWi·
fied-1 want a .• suburban hQmcl• l
don't thtnk people like Jane & Joe are
Wsl people they JUSt get uapped in
their quest for normalcy. They
equate happiness with stability instance, a college that receive$ a
four-year Peden! grant for scienc.e
Jab rese.uch pays for the rese.11ch and
the admlnisuation for first three
years but will geL none on the fourth
ye.1r, because all funds w11l be di­
teeted to administration .
Poor performances of tocby's
collcgei also origm.ate from the reJeC·
tion of traditional patterns 1n iruti­
tuttonal governance . Faculty and
committees usurped their role, while
tnatees and .ldminisuators hardly
guide daily and long-term decisions.
It is shocking co $CC many uuci­
tutions hiring more part·timers and
gr.tdu.tte students in their faculty
In Lewis & Clark, the number of
p.ut ·tune faculty has increased dra­
matJca.lly ov~ the past few years
11us Uend is SUGpected to COntinue
considenngless~ountabilitytostu-dents, parents, alumni and donors.
Quotas, soaring coste, cuu in
departments, reduc.tion of faculty,
and fin.ancutl collapse have also re­
sulted Ln reduced emphasis on the
uad1tional hberal•uu education and
the growth of mcoherent cumcula.
Campa~gzung for diversity, there a
an abandonment of students' core of
common knowledge They are nOlA!
inr roduccd to alternative courses that
dnves up the tuttion costS
It is Federal funding that ha.s
rotted America's htgher college edu·
cauon. There ue hundreds o£ ac­
cesses to Federal fundang. and thete
arc always pohticians to usurc it.
For many college pruidents Fedual
money should be an easy money.
Federal money unplics Fed£raJ
control that subtr.lcts normal,
healthycondltionaof college institu-uons. Therefore educauonal reform
as amposs1bletoach1eveaslongas the
federal money keeps the cunent sys­
tem allo.tt
Of all avadable financtal a1d m
Amenc:an colleges, 75% [s Federal,
7% iutate and 18% as ansututtanAl
Just as in any other colleges, one out
of CV'e.ry two students an ~s &
Cbrk relies on Fm.anctal aid Surely,
those who hAve been tn this anstJW·
tJOn for long enough, 1ncludtng my­
sdf, have rcaltud a btg change over
the p.ut frN yars But mote maJor
changes wiU occur next yeat when
aadem1c alendar introduces the
semesters system.
So how much tw J.cv.tis & Clark
fAllen under the fedcta.J control?
Ouite .a lot
....._ .... RAHAM HAS A MESSAGE OR ~S ALL
April M. Lee
BiUy Graham came to sec me
last Thursday rugbt • Wt:Jl not lUSt
me there were 45,999 other people
!.here too, but 1t fdt like he was only
Wk.ifl8 tO me
If you've never sccn or he.ud
Billy Graham before, JUSL picture
your gr&ndfarhcr -with a 81ble.
That's him. His style 1S so person­
able that 1t doesn't matter that thrre
are thousands of people in the sta­
dium and you almost can't sec htm
lt 1tiU feels like he'• ulking dincdy
to you. r didn't know what to expect
when 1 agreed to go to the crusade
with my husband. J figuted I'd go
find out what it was aU abouL You
know, open my mtnd to new things.
I have to .1dmi t, I've never thought
too htghly o£ evangelists Usu.tlly
they an JUSt croo.lcs delivering ser·
mons..
WhAt [saw wasn't at all what I
h.ad expected! Griham was hontst,
simple, and he was interesting! Most
of all, I could understand him and he
caught my attention .
I don't know if his talk lasted
five au.nutcsoranhour bec•U$C time
dtdn't matter. It was what he had to
say and the attitude of the people
listening that meant somethmg .
ro er •
Monica Harris
They want to give their kids •CV'e.ry­
thing we didn't have as children, • so
they work rea.lly twd at boring JObs
chat suclc away aU ol their aeative
ust for spontaneity .
There's an article in the Spring
1992 Soqol0£jcallouroa) that iUus·
uates the •suburban Mousetrap, •
and links this to the altenation people
feel in modern capitalist socaety. A
g.rawtng -of Ameticans R isolating
chcmwvcs from the re.Uity of the
innercity ghetto's crime & pollution
problems (when jesus wu ..ilive, the
wealthiest lived in the heart or thc.­
clty·states 3Jld the poor remained in
v;nages outstde the c.itie:s; whereas
now, the f'C'V'CfSC is true) ...
Some yuppio turn their homes
mto miniature 'cities'-they live &
worlut home--usin8 :a computer &
a self-imposed list of rules to kttp
busy aJI day IOJl8i others work in
offices from nine to five, then come The aud1ence was amazing -
46,000peoplecrammedmtoooep!Ke
but thete was no evidence ofvtolcncc,
not much litter, and no sccuricy prob­
lems The mood was surprisingly
pos1tivc, cons1denng the prcunt
mood in Oregon these days..
It w.u refreshing tO hear ~pic
yelling for the Blazers, Nllc.c,and Cod:
rather than for or agitinst the spotted
owl, for or against Me.uure 9, or for
or against feminism This posiuve
energy wa.s a nic.e break from t~
poliucaJ bat de field Oregon has
turned into For once, J didn't hear
an&er or com~llllnt.s ~vc.n when 't
st:ttted to r.un, the people moely
opened their umbrdla.s ~d contin­
ued to Usten, " ~Jgn of their dedtca­
tion to the issue At hand
It was a nice change to listen
wtthout worrying dat there would
be a politic~ debate following the
program Some critic.iu Gnham for
not spealcing out on Measure 9 I
think his dccuion was a good one.
Politics wun't why he wa.s here and
politics wa.sn'twh.at his mess.age ~
about.
No, his message was it lot sim­
pler than politics. He told us, ~e
ue living in a changing world • But
hu message hasn't changed. Over
the Lut 50 yeass that Mr. Gtaham
has been spealcing his mess.t~ h.u
stayed the u.me. God is Love, God is
home w1th a bnefasc of work to do
at home The telephone & lV .ue
their n.ttural fiber tunics, subscrip­
tiOns to USA TODAY and $19.95
WondetWax gel for their c.u thtu the
mail If they want to get OUT of the
house, they hop into theirc.at & drive
a.n hour or mo~ to the nearest mall,
theater, beach or thc:.r•py clinic.
The Fugi-8Jeaa lawns in the sub­
urbs arc a •ign of le11ure time -acuv­
ity.. buBquc:s, gold games, laytn.g
around on pauo furrutwc this oa­
sis of bliss can entice tiWlY I~IS to
go in debt, by sacking up in a Ptetu~
re rfcct I ncw-devo' house Their back•
yard giggles are a celebration of pri­
vate property values that •tess fortu­
rum·• dty d"~llers don't have the
time/bucks to cn1oy •.•
When I was a younggul, my rrtom
&nd stepfather bOught .a grey ho\1$c
on Ironwood Drive.. We wue the
only ones without a •Jawn•-our
wild 1unalesque 'land5Capc:' had a
forc:ho,hng look that sca.r~d away
thr uu:Jc or treaters
My aunt lived two bloclcs dOIA.•n
on R~, next door to an lndi.ln
fam1ty who kept a sacred cow in
their unybac.kyard. UfeinSuburbia, Salvation. Pure and wnple.
He talked about current events
and thinss that are ~lative to the
Ponland aru, us1ng these to hdp u.s
rdate to his message that the -.vorld
tscha.ngingandwcallneedapur~
1n our hves I guess dunng an elec­
tion year, you could say Graham's
message was 'Yes on CocJI"
But hLS message wasn't only
about rehglon To me Jt spoke of a
more posi uve outlook, also It moti­
vated me to have a new attitude on
life· an attitude that tells me lt lS
better tobe(oraomcthmgrathcr than
con~tandy bcing~utsl somctb n.~
Brett~ to use my enc'&)' being pos1·
ttve about one issue, rathet than con·
stantly being all8fY about othtn.
Because .u far~ · d\M\ges go, 1t wa.~ a
nice change to sec a group of people
gathered together for a peat ive good,
"'it is better to b~ for
so~thing rathu thAn
COftstantly b~i~tg against
something.*
r~ than an angry raJiy
BilJy Graham's mess.tge was
simple. I hope you heard it.
for us, was never normal We lived
in a chc.ap trade home that ·wa;n
built a year &Iter Ronald Reagan
b«..ame Prez.. My parents -.vorkuf
owttime 7 <Uys a week. I W&lS a
•lat-ch·kty· cruld I walked home
from school uch day carrying my
violin and Stra~rry Shortcake
binder ••. my stepfather didn't uust
me alone in the house--so l never
got a key lnstud, I sat m the
backyard w/ my bAsset hound and
did my homework. My
~-ere anU-5QCsal They dtd not.~~ II
aatc w/ our ne1ghbo.rs I used to:l
play w/ some of the noghbot klds,
but I c.an still remember how 'dtf­
fcrent' the r parents treated
me some of chem thought we
were runmng a cocalnc manufac­
tunng business in the g.uage. Un­
like THEM, ~d1dn't go to church;
my mom never £mtled, and my
stcpfadu~r·s glate made~ JtOC)(fy-11
goody neighbors uru:omfortablc
guess we were lila: ~ Addam's
Family, m!nusMorttoa & Go.mc;~'sl
funny lmes and affec uo.na te kisses
To itc CC'WtlfUlc..l •
Friday, October 2 ·the Pioneer Log· 9 -------------------------------------Fo~~~------------------------------------
MEASURE NINE MEANS A RETURN To MCCARTHYISM AND WITCH HUNTS _...,__, -
Kristin Keith
Hi, my name as Krisnn Keith,
but most people call me Krili 1
am a senior here at Lewis and
Clark and manyofyou may know
me. This institution, for allats
goods and evil&, has created me
pretty fairly over the last three
years 1 Hved in Spruce my first
year m one of the fishbowl quads
WJth three other crazy women,
and sophomore year 1 had a great
experience on a 1.cwis & Clark
overseas program. junior ye.u 1 familiar? I have a lot an common
with mo.u of you I am also a
lesbian (bisexual, dyke, amazon
woman), and accordmg to the
DCA, that means I am abnormal,
unnatural and perverse and
~hould be derutd, in our STATE
CONSTITU TION, certam rights
that I beleavtd to be malienable
If Measure 9 pa554!s my hfe
is goang to change On Novem­
ber 4, 1 could be thrown out of
apartment and could not contest
it. Legally, it would not be dis
crimination . 1 plan to go to nurs
wit is McCartlt)'isttt again; onl}' 40 yea~s later, but
tlte red list ltas tunullavend£r. "
moved off campus, took a term
off, and am now trying to finish
my Engbsh major ln the mean­
time J dealt WJth a lot of the usual
college stuff, like sophomort
•what am 1 gomg to do wath my
life• slump, wnrang papers all
night only to have the computer
Jose at, coffee and donuts at 3
a.m. when 1 just couldn't sleep or
when another anevitable crisis
surfaced. And, 1 am groggy in the
morrung and grumpy late at
night. Does any of thlS sound ing school, bur OHSU is a state
run school and could deny my
application m order to comply
with the Constitutional rule that
no state or local goverrunenr 1s
permatted to ENCOURAGE ,
PROMOTE or FACILITATE ho·
mosexual behaviors {meaning
me) Also, as a nurse-mJdwife,
my practase would bnng me in
contact with chaldren. If I ac­
quared my bcense. 1 could not
work, })e(:ause of the mandate an
the amendment for my employ-ers lO relocate or terminate em
ployment to prnrent expoJure (as
though 1 were another disease)
to the children The terminology
requlies an anquary, and actton
taken on the results
The inquiries into the sus·
peered sexuc1l orientataon of any
glVen person 15 whert I foresee a
watch hunt The language lS so
vague that almost anyone con
nected to the person beang an
quirtd into could be considered
as encouraging, promoung or fa
cilitating. Other nurses who
worked on my ward could lose
thelrJOb-they were facalttattng
my lesbianism . Mv immediate
supervisors could be dumped­
facllitating again. Fnends who
would speak in my defense would
most ccrtaihly be suspect-fa­
cilitattng and pnnoung! Because
they do not dtscourage, they must
be encouraging! So far, 1, Nurse­
Midwife Keith, have lost my JOb
abd Ave more i nquines have been
starttd Because there is no way
for someone to know who is and
1s not gaywathour a verbat•com ­
ang out• (unless peepholes are
bemg drilled ln bedroom walls),
at opens the field to suspicaoo
Women readlng thas -do you
have short hair{ You could be a lesbaanl Men do you wear co
logne? Ah, another pouable he>
mosexuall It is McCarthyiam
again, only 40 years later, but the
red bst has tuned lavender
I love Oregon I would llke
to live here on a permanent resi·
dent basis, but I do not want to
live each day wondering af rhat as
the day 1 wall be chosen for an­
quiry. I do not want to put my·
self at risk, and I do not want to
put at risk those around me who
have been my fnends Despate
the efforts of rhe OCA to tell you
orherwtse, I d1d not choose, one
day, that I want tel to be a lesb1an.
It was a feeling, not an idea, that
took tame to recognize There
were literally years of mtrospec­
tton and confusion that I wen
through, trymg to find out why 1
did not fit an Once 1 realized I
was a lesbaan, tt again took a long
tame to accept at in myself and
feel comfortable teehng anyone
else. I had a very strong fear that
once I told someone that would
be my label Ul thear eyes forever
Gay-Kns. The day J came out
pubhclywa s one of the happaest,
and one of the most frighterung
days of my life
Now that I am out, I want
you to know that I do not have a political agenda. I do not
anythmg more from you,
government , or anyone else,
you would ai<;O expect to rect.,l
DO UNTO OTHERS AS
WOULD HAVE DONE U
YOURSELF 1 only want
accepted as a fellow humaua.•
ing, an Amencan , a studen
Lewis & Clark College. Tht
much more than a gay tssue,
a baste human nghts tssue VIi
we decade to take away then
of a select few, then we waU
c1de to take away rhe right
others until there is no one I
dascnminate against Amen~
known the pam of legal aasc:n:
nation. I am ashamed of
history, and l do not want
home to become the first stat
the Unaon to take that same
backwards . Let us not repeat
mistakes of the past, but tr.
work towards a •kinder, ge11
naiton.~ You do not have to
me, but, please, lee me live
own life Measure 9 wall ruin.
hfe af it passes. DO not
age, promote or facilitate
Exercase your Constitu ·
nght to vote on November3
say NO todtscrimmati on.~,
NOON 91
MEASURE 9: NOT JUST HYPE AND SOUND-BYTES, THIS TIME IT'S PERSONA
Greg Bowers
For no apparent reason, other
than because it was 11 and 1 was
in my room with nothing to do
(.riaht'\}. 1 turned on the ocws
with Tracey Barry 1 don't seem
to watch the news much when rm at school 1 tend to find
myself busy W1th more ampor­
tant things like my future, my
career, my life, my lack of a life
It's not that I have no interest in
politics, I do, but J also have an
arrayofprofessors, none of whom
care about my definition of •free
time. • Hen are the murders, the
forest fires, the S&l. ~andals
when Tracey re-antroduces me
to Lon Mabon. He's back (didn't
Oregon just finish slapping him
in the face over those abortion
initiatives)~ He's telling us all
about thts new initiattve that he
and his Oregon's Citizens' Alli­
ance buddies will attempt to put
on the ballot. It would cre.lte
new language in Oregon's con­
stitution that would define ho­
mosexuality , pedophilia, sado­
masochiJm and necrophilia as
abnormal, unnatural, perverse,
sick and wrong and just plain
naughty.
My friend Maya, who was
there at the time, looked at me
with wide eyes and said, •cee,
you could be made illegaW She
was close enough.
VVhattook10longtoaUlkin
waS; •that's me.~ I am the •mili­
tant homosexual ,• Jam the •sup­
porter of the North American
Man-Boy Love Association ,~ 1
am the ~iberal , powerful homo­
sexual agenda. • My Codl I've
been missing haJf of my life!
ln the dally barrage of classes,
homework, practicing organ,
composing music, meetin& deal­
ing with the damn cashier's of­
fice, being in debt, I don't think much, JUSt as much as a hetero­
sexual person is preoccupitd wath
theu sexuality (Oh, sure, here a
•he's cute • there a •he's cute • I I
but then again, I have a pulse,
don't.l~) Lon M.abon.reaUytnade
clear the plurality of existence
Wlthm myself
I was mvolved in high school,
I've been mvolved in college, 1 am
lucky enough to have found my
passaon mlife and to be majoring
m it, I look forward to graduate
school and to a career and to
paymgoffmystudent loans. just
when 1' m blissfully engrossed in
these sorts of thoughts, I'm re­
minded that I'm gay Forget the
re.t That's enough to stir re­
sentments That'senoughtoquat
stroking the system. People see
in others what they want to see,
what they don't want to see
scares them.
If evetything were ideal, it
wouldn't matter It wouldn't be
a weapon to separate people by.
Yet in Oregon this year, where
Measure 9 has a chance of pass­
. it does matter It matters
Dear LC. Community. that I'm gay and that 1 haven't
broken up any families or their
values and that 1 don't dunk child
molestation IS a matter of sexual
preference and that there's more
to my lift: than sex\ 1t b impor­
tant to know that Christianity
has no uruform opiruon on ho­
mosexuality, that there as no
choace or changing toone's sexual
onentation and that any existing
gay-nghts lobby as no more pow­
erful than other political lobbies,
such as theOCA. It ts unportant
to know that we are afraid of
what we don't know
Although I still don't watch
much telev1Saon news, 1 read the
Oregonian everyday Now, when
I get caught up ln tlus and that of
my life, I remember that bemg
gay 1S my hfe. When I get to
feeling too secure on this cam­
pus, I remember that Lon Mabon
is back on the news because in
1988, he and his tribe won a state­
wide baUot initiative. And I re­
member that all this is a part of
me and that I am a part of this
and that thas com·
We, a group of concerned Lewis & Clark Students,
gathered to discuss and create dialogue of matters refernng to
the incedents of the •homosexual facts~ board and the removal
of both that and the homophile board Those present
representing a cross section of those anvolved in this assue, took
the ft.rSt steps towards the free exchange of vtews We, as a
group, are dedtcated to working together so that we can better
understand and respect the views of one another We
e?courage you to continue the free and peaceful exchange of
vtews, aa we have begun to do, to help prevent preJudice and
discrimination .
Sincerely,
Kristin E. Keith
Veylynn Frazier
Rob Dirksen
Jack Gahan Matthew Cooper
David Bnnkman
Toy lim
t<Y· Friday, October 2, 1992 ·the Pioneer Log munity contributes to soctery
Existence &s aU encompass lng
So finally, af you're debating
this measure in your nund nght
now, before you decide, sat down
and talk to a •militant homo­
sexual! See in each other what is
reaUy there; the whole exastence Because u ndemeath the nVlrll'
generalitie s and the sotmcl-btt l
this 1S a personal assue, this
decasion on whether oeo
should be pitted against ~
Please don't vote to divtde
culture over yet another 1s.t-1
We need to be unified.
Measure 9 Opens Eyes, Not Mind'
Jason Kaneshiro
Tius week's Pioneer Log fo­
cuses around an tssue that has
worked anto the spodaght at
Lewis & Clark-homosexuality
Most of thas is due to a proposed
measure that could very well be­
come Oregon's reality Measure
9. If you have not seen throngs of
Lewis & Clark residents sporting
their •No on 9• buttons, you
haven't been on campus recently
In putting together thts as­
sue 1 was extremely hard pressed
to find supporters of Measure 9
willing to have thear case heard
While this seems log:acal to many,
it points out a problem. It ts
obvious that homosexualtty and
the open expresston of it, as m
consadered status quo on the
Lewis & Clark campus
The news sectton of thlS pa­
per contaans an arttcle concern­
ing a -Facts about Homosexuals•
board that was tom down Whtle
some would merely brush it off
as a •security measure, • what the
incedent actually boils down to
is censorship.
I make it dear in this edito­
rlaJ that I personally do not sup­
pc>rt any of the material; I am
voting no on measure 9. What is
really an issue here as the freedom
of speech.
We at lewis & Clark claun to
be interested in education and
along with this comes the under·
standing that aU opinions must
be explored. •Homophobic• ma-terial may be agnored as
trash, but we must unders
that there are people in thi~; wtl
(and at Lewis & Clark ~ui:JQ(.I
who believe homosexuality tc
abnormal This is their optru ~l
theu •truth•
Polls mdicate Measure 9
an equal chance of passmg
Oregon The reality lS that tb
is enough of a fear of lOnlOSj!l'.
ahty in Oregon, or even Anrteni t~
that these sorts of measures
potenual amendments . Le'\IVll
Clark as NOT an accurate oaro
eter of Oregon. What is
scud in the open or oppre:sscd J
our campus is just the opposatt
more conservative reg1or
Spnngfield
The people who su
Measure 9 on campus,
standably, feel they have
derued their right to voice ... .,.
opanton. Admirably, dus facr
brought to my attention
homosexual
A group composed of
homophiles and homopmw.
whach met last Tuesday,
drafted a Jetter in the hopes
the Lewis & Clark comrnu
would be accepting of a •free
peaceful exchange of views. •
Pioneer Log's role in this is
provide a media for that
change_ This is bec-ter Kn.C)WD
freedom of speech (a nght
open to debate). The other
nativeiscensorship, tearing
of each other's boards and
lence. -•
Ca
ca CH HUNTS t-' ----------------
icat agenda 1 do not \\
~ng more from you,
rnrnent, or anyone else, t
fOUld also expect ro re
UNTO OTHERS AS 'i
lJlD HAVE DONE U
RSELF I only want t
pted as a fellow human
an Amencan, a st uden·
s & Clark College. Th.
h more than a gay &ssue,
;ichumanrights&ssue W
ecide to take away the ri
select few, then we wiU
to take away the right
rs until there is no one I
iminate against. Ameri
fin the pain of legal disc
on. I am ashamed of
?ry, and I do not want
~e to become the first stat
:Jnion to take that same
::wards. let us not repeat
:akes of the past, but try
k towards a •kinder, ge
on."' You do not have to
but, please, let me llve
i life Measure 9 will ruan
lf it passes. DO not e.n
promote or facilitate HA
rcise your ConstltUt lo
t to vote on November 3
~0 todiscrimlnation, YQ
ON91
; PERSONA ~
1use underneath the hype,
~ralities and the sound-bt
1S a personal 1ssue, th1s
sion on whether peo
Jld be pitted agamst
,se don't vote to diVIde
ure over yet another I&
need to be unified.
ves, Not Mind'
al may be 1gnored as offeru
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Friday, October 2, 1992 · the Pioneer Log · 11 • LYDIA WAZIR. PUB LICK
Welcome to ick Occurrences ,
prevtously Pub Occ but changed
because people seem to llke 1t bet·
ter spelled out the old way, mrs­
spelled nonetheless. Thts compila­
tion was mostly composed by our
friend Lydia but a couple of other
people helped, so enjoy the schizo­
phrenia.
FRIDAY2
Catch Music Hour If you want
more fleshed~ut mformatton, read
off of Aaron Keaung's Mus1c Stand
which IS on a Features page THIS
WEEK Thanks to S1r Keating, the
Fricklet's column IS not as sorely
missed as we thought Hey lisa
and Sophia, give Str Keatmg the
Brave a pat on the back for covenng
some holes, heh
It's Friday night and nothmg to do
except Wish you had something to
do (other than guzzling a non-soda
bottle and sailing the skies m a
submanne -Cee, I wonder what
that means). Well, there tsa way to
heighten the excitement level of
your dull and monotonous hves,
and that is to actually go to the
thmgs printed on tlus page for your
personal information by a most
witty and intelhgent newspaper
staff 0 ust play aJong, OK?)
GO GATHER DUST ON RUSlY
NAll.'S SOFAS-while watchtng
PTP's alternattve movte •or.
Strangelove• at 7-30. The Nail IS
newly furrushed and not as rusty,
au sty or slow as you may otherwise
bel1eve
1HERE'S A HOWLING FROG IN
A CAFE-performing modern
dancetolivemusicat7p.m.. Ttc.kets
are available at the door on a scale
of S3 to $5. For more info call the
frog at 241-8622.
SHANANANANANANANANA
ISPLAYINGATHOUDAYINN­
at 8 p.m. tomght. Tickets are a
stunning S 13.50, S 15.50, and
$18.50. The band seems to attract
a huge crowd wherever they
perform so go check them out I
GO ROT IN FRONT OF A TV
SCREEN-watch LCTV at 7:30 &
10 p.m. in the Council Chambers .
Measure 109, just passed, banned
the public showing of all movies. I
don't know what the movie is this
week, but come watch in protest.
I'm sure it will be fun. Also come
early and see StarT rek or whatever other sitcoms people feel hke
exposmg theu naked eyeballs to.
JOIN THE ESPRESSO
EXCITEMNT
GET IN TOUCH WITH NATURE
AT THE BLUE SKY GAI.l ERY­
there will be a hfe ·changtng art
exhibition with the works of
Douglas Frank and Rudolf Schafer
You can learn about death and new
waysoflooklngat theworld . Hey,
for free this ts defimtely the thing
to do on Saturday The exhibit
runs October 1-31, Tuesday thru
Saturday, 12-5 p.m. at 1231 NW
Hoyt
SUNDAY
FLUTEAPPRECIATESAROUND
THE WORlD will be gathenng at
the Season Ktck-Off Concert/
Annual Members' Flute Recttal at
2 pm m the Commuruty Music
Center: 3350 SE Francts (one block
south of Powel) You can play your
flutemsolosorensemblesorsimply
bask m the beauty of shnll, ear­
ptercmg mustc for free
HAPPY B-DAY NORMI The
Oregon Symphony wul perform a
concert to celebrate conducto r
Nonnan Leyden's 75th birthday
(only 8 more years to hve according
to the 83 years hfe expectany) .
Today at 3 and 8 pm. Repeated
Monday and Tuesday at 8 pm.
Ttckets run from $15 to an
outrageous$35, but you only reach
75 once, so please donate to the
Poor Leyden's Fund. Call GI Joe's!
Ticketmaster at 224-4400 or calll-
800-228-7343 .
THE PICK OF THE DAY ts
Museum Family Sunday Sure it
sounds corny, but the toptc. is the
Art of Puppetry. In JUSt four hours,
1-5 pm, you can learn how to make
and use puppets and see Gt{t · A
Tale o(]apan. If you love Japan and
you love puppets (hke dus author
does) this is an event not to be
missed. Unfortunately, I don't
know where it's going to be, but
it's not going to hurt you to check
out a phonebook. So ttckets are
free for museum members and ktds,
and theyre $4 for everyone else.
RF.UGIONANYBODY? IfSunday
means a day of worshtp for you,
you can aJways go to the World
Communion Chapel Service in the
Agnes Flanagan Chapel at 6 pm.
It's free, so if you have nothing
better to do or just want to hear the
minister, preacher dude, it's sure to
be a holy experience.
12 • Friday, October-2, tm. .~ the Pioneer Log OCCURRENCES EDITOR
Hey Budl-[ mean Buddhist
enthustasts-The Asian Art
Counc.u's three-part fall lecture
senes, Images of Faith and
Salvation, Buddhist Art and
Worship in Chma ts at the Berg
Swann Audttonum for successtve
Monday evenings startmg today.
Bting your bead necklaces and
incense sucks and get ready for
some heavy duty stuff T tckets are
$3.00 for Museum members, SS 00
for everyone else, and free for Astan
Art Councu members needs to various student
if she's gomg to do her JOb
And shecertainlywants tot
me tell you I After the chtt
mellow out to hve music
campus guttar folk. Way
['m sure
TO SEE SOME TRIPPED
INDIANS go see Prong witl
Ctuef wtth Bam Bam from So.
at Rockcandy . The show
8:30 for all ages at 221 SE
Street. It's only $7.50 m "'r"'
from GI Joes{ficketmaster
Mustc Mlllenmum (224-4-CJ.uu
see what's gomg on. I hear ......
•m the tradttton of the V
• c 1 i c k • Underground and Sutcide •
VRCX:)vL VRCXlvL I~
The heavy, horrific gurus of metal DON'T YOU DARE
who call themselves Motorhead
crash the streets of Portland and
make sure no one forgets they were
there. At the Roseland Theatre,
8~30 Toe at FASTIXX outlets,
Mustc Millennium, and the Fox
Theatre, also available at the door,
or cal1224-TIXX or 1-800-992-8499.
Spectal guest Potson Idea wtll
ascertain no one leaves wtth thetr
eardrums intact.
TUESDAY6
PORTLAND ART MUSEUM
GETS CHINA or at least a new
exlubit (finally). -world of spint,
the role of religion in Ch.mese art•
in the Asian Galleries starts today
and runs thru the spring of r93. So
if you ever get bored shopping, you
can spend the day at the museum
and not worry about spending
money. Mummy and Daddy will
love that thts educationdtdn't cost
them $24,000.
THE LOTUS CASDROOM &
CAFE AND P APERBED JUKEBOX
will present Wednesday Night live.
Performances will be between the
hours of 11 pm and 1 am. Local
bands will tnclude The Daddies,
Sprinkles, Drunk at Abi's Hazel,
the Whlrlees, Flapjacks, CaJamity
Jane and others. Take it from me,
each of the bands is a must see.
Cover is $3. If you want to broaden
your musical tastes, contact Scott
at (503) 222-4174 .
GET INVOLVED -ASLC (the
student council) is having an open
forum from 9 to 11 p.m., in the
Plattform. This is your chance to
have your voice heard, CAN YOU
HE.ARMEIVA.NDRUCK.ER? The
Student-At-Large Jennifer Robey Momssey and Gallon L.II
Arlene Schnttzer Hall, 1037
Broadway, at 8:00 Yes, the
Morrissey fellow wtth thecorr
significant other and the
head. It's for aJl ages, but
cost a whopping $21 in
from GI J oes/Ticketmaster
4400). Mornssey ts the
though, so tt' s well
money
THURSDAY
YaWannaBe Sedated?-If
then you'll probably m.iss
legends The Ramones and
energiZing Soc1al Dtstortion
Roseland Theatre at 8·30
you'll be soorrryyylll Get
tickets fast at F ASTIXX om
Music Millennium, and the
Theatre, or call 224-TIXX ..
didn't I type thtS already?
Yep, she's gotng
Internationally acclatmed
Nadja Salerno-Sonneoberg
at the Arlene Schnitzer .......... ~
Hall at 8 PM for the .Bee:tno
Debussy, De Falla, and S
mmded. No, she's not gomg
solo the entue tune, I co
was JUSt a ploy to grab
attention ... she'll be accc .... V'
by pianist Sandra Rivers.
verbose tune-banging s
stretching veritable comuc
copius secretions, I'm sure.
available at the Oregon 1ymp1
Ticket Office at 719 SW
G.l. Joe's (224-4400), or co
228-1353 .
We hope you enjoyed this
of the Publick Occurrences .
did you think? Write to
Occurrences, courtesy
Sign1angus Oberk, Lewis &
Box 121. Have a happy U/,.,.
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