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Volume 56, Number 18

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1992-04-01

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Volume 56, Number 18
Friday, April 17, 1992
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CSDAY and Sympathy"-Adtninistration seeks deficit
relief, looks to ASLC budget ..
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into the 8U'.
~tal geL rangJed in
ally cheap eil.htt,
;,eve( rccycJed­
n pulp.
Ike enough paper by ScoH Ericltton
of~~ PiotttrT LDg
In light of a Sl.l million budg~ dcfic1t.
the Lewis and Oark College admiru~tion
i.slooking to the Associatod Students of l..cwis
Mid Oark budget for some rclicl.
According to Dennis Madson. vice press­
dent for student affairs, the College of Arts
and Sciences's oper•ting budget is inocasing
by approximately 2.5 percent. The budgct
inac.1~wiU go toward funding new pro;xts,
like the libr.1ry e•pan.sion and inCT'C.l~ing fclc­
ulty 'alarics
'"But in order to do all thcsc things, we
have to whittle out around Sl.l million from
other areas,• he .said. StTcct.
The ASLC executive council met with
Mad son Thursday evening to dt5CUSS the pro­
posed cuts. The results of the mcctJng were
rcl~c;cd too late for thts wccles is..-ruc, but
Mod!On said on Wcdncsduy that he hopes to
present the council member& with a lower
figure than mirially con!:idercd .
"At one pomt, the figure was as 1ugh as
the $35,000 to $37,000 range;· he sat d. How·
ever, he has managed to get ttk! figure down
to •at least half ofthat amount,• and he hopes
to get It down ~en lower •
iiKIIJ Cady Stanton (Kathleen Worley) and Susan 8. Anthony (Diane Olson)
to organize for the Seneca Falls Conrerence in New York. The play, "Aim and
1111palby," was p~rt ortbe 11th Annual Gender Studies Symp«Kium held April 12 -Consequently departmcnl< and offiec5
all around the campuc: have been cuttmg
back. "Th~re was a fueling that ASLC oughtn't
be immunf' trom this proccs<~ and should ~a
part m solving it," he s.1id. "'''m Mill trying to do what I can to pro­
tect o.r assure that ASLC will get tts tull •1X'pCC­
tation in terms of next ye.1r's ASLC budget."
he fiaid. "TTle chances fQvc gone up qu1tc a
btt" that ASLCs budget wil1 not have to be
ClJt at all, hc$-Oud: "lt' tn the I"Cllm of po sibil­
ity."
Set related story and photos, page three. Plw4o by £r1c Moru ASLC's 1992-'93 budget lS cstunarcd at
rust over S260,(XX). The .ldU.ll figure wtll not
be known until nat year's enrollment figures
are finaltZt.td, the present budgct figur" 15
baS("(i upon an estimated enrollment of JUSt
und(U 1500 stUdentS. C goes to ASLC with ideas ~wc'n· gomg to tell him there's no way
in hell they can touch our money," sa1d Amy
Beacom, ASLC Prcsidtmt .
by Micha~l Howerton
of the PwnNT Los
In an attempt to d1ssipatc the .1ir of un·
thtlt shrouded the residence ho1lb and
,J.icsRov·em.tng them for muchoflastquar­
tM> committee'> h3V(; ro•n WOr~ ing On
and plans to n.>vamp ~idence hall
11\iz.at1on and oper.1tion at Lcw1!> and
The Rcs1dence Life Rights Comm1ssion
forut~d dunng winter t-enn in rcar:tion to
•land RA's dismissal Since then the
omissio1n has been working on ~ring it
up to serve as a residence life policy
board with full backing from the col-
P!Jns to form a Rcs1dencc Hall A~socia­
havc also been constructed along wtth a
~po~~ rcsidenre hallconstituhon that wrll
!\'Ot4!d on by the hall~ w1thin the next few
The proposed constttution to ~ up an
outlines the creation of a residence hall
~tt'll~ng body that would include aU hall!'.
While the staff issue. that sparked the
and further galvanized the RHA trun·
m.11nly in Copeland and Odell. the
wnlltt~ .;<; are comprised of residents from
.dorTnc. and the propo5als of pohcy amend­
are campus wide.
'There ne-lds to be a redrcs!> of the prac­
of communication between the RAs and
·said Josh Tabor, head of the committee
ropo:iina the RHA and .ln RA in Howard
there is a mi500nc:eption that instant.l·
change will be brought, it is not thl·
on campus
Is the LC secwily too lax?
Page4
asablanca" turns SO
Celebrate the 50th anmversary of the
:aleS\ Hollywood movte ever made.
Page6
'II nuke you if you nuke me
Brett PuU explores a .. unipolar" world,
other tautological lA temls.
Playing hard, playing
g Page 8
In spite of their grueling schedule. the
Ytocn~en's softball team chalks up nino vic­
lerles to date. Page 10 Although both the RHA and the RLRC
agree th.lt thC!rC nC\.tds to be improved com­
mumcation between .11J a')pects of residence
life, there i~ little agreement as to how to
achieve th<~t
The RLRC IS currcnUy discussing their
proposal wtth members of ASLC to croate tt
constituttonal rcsid.:-nce advisory board.
Some concern was raised on whether the
proposal for the RLRC. which allows them to
hear appeal$ o( J·Board d«isions, infringod
on j-Board's jurisdiction, tncc they arc the
constttuhonal body set up to hoar residence
gncvanccs and make doo:>ions regarding
them.
Mcmben. of the RLRC dismis~~ the
claim that they would be stepping on the toes
ofthej-Boardsciting th.ltthcirfundion would
be stridly ao; a.n advisory council with no
actual power of decision. "'We are saying we
w.1nt to be in on the process, .. said Rachel
Carter, a foundtng member of RLRC.
"Wewillonlymodiareproblemc;bctwcen
partlcs. by acting a.s liaisons, we would not be
able to make decisions themselves, but make
recommcndattoru.." o;.aid l~n Ot.:mon:., an­
other founding member of RLRC According to Madson, the idea to ClJt
ASLC's budgei came from the Budget and
Accounting Committee , chain..-d by Vice Presi­
dent for Academic Aff.1irs Susan R~ncck
Parr Tht Committ~ recommended that
ASLC' 1992-'93 budget be cut ~tnd tht.1t ASLC
usc funds from its endowment to rcpl!!nish its
budget to full strength.
ASLC's endowment conto1ins the
S%,225.!9 that wasdiscovo\XI ina b"le-u~
ruxountcarhcrtht yoorbythcStudentCoun­
cil.
Zach Smoct, ASLC VIce president for bud­
get and finance, fu"'ls that having the admm·
i~tration usc ASLCs budget to bal:mce the
College's deficit set$ a bad precedent . '"It
include.; us completely in the College. .. he
said. "'Wf: have h.1d an autonomy that has
always been fOllowed, and thi5isthcfirststcp
over that boundary ...
Street noted that whcnthcCollcgc 'c;bud­
g">t i:~ pNSCntcd by the administtation to lhc
LC Board of Trustees for approval , ASLC's
budget i~ pl"e5enh.td separately .
"'We ~hou ldn't be punished (or bcmg
responqblc with our budget when the Col­
lege h.J$ bc!cn irresponsible with tho~/· said According to Bc.lrom, tf the admmastra­
tiondccid• .!S to go through wtth cuttmg ASLC's
budget, the Counol will prob.:lbly t3kc th.e
money from programs like the Studt!nt Aca­
demic Affain; Board, College Outdoors and
the Gender Studies and International Affairs
symposta
•'These are programs th y can't cut, pro­
gr.tms that tbcy ad~w'Cttt5C to pro~pccuvc.Jlll­
dcnt.~ ... sa1d 8c;Jeom. ·we ""'Dnt to cut !lOme­
thing they would rove to fund.:"'
··wc 'rcp~rcd to play pohtJCilhardball
with them,• S.ilid Street.
The Student Coundl unanimou sly voted
on Tuesday to .-~rmark 559,000 of thcS96,000
for student usc only -student u_~ will be
defined "'by the end ot May," according to
Stl'C\."'t, durin& which time the C.ounol wriJ
hold Violnous open forums and opm•on po11s
to St."\! what studcnt.s want to have done with
th~moncy .
The rcrruunder otthc.> money is C.ltmru'kcd
for specific uses: to reph::nior.h the almld •·
lower 1992-'93 budget rs20,000), to roplaa!
the ASLC van ($12,000) and "'cxtr&~noou!; ex­
penses .. such a budget overruns (55,000)
Five Lewis and Clark students were involved in a single-car accident at approximately 12:15 a.m. Sunday. The car. whidl was
driven by first-year student Catherine Allday, was traveling toward LC on Palatine Hill Road. TH vtbide veeftd otr ~ road
landing upside down 90 feet from the entrance to the Northwest School of Law. One or the piSSfngers. sopbomOft Rebecca Ann
Parks. was taken by ambulance to Oreaon Heahb Sciences University hospital. Sopbomores Karn Evan Sc:bumacber, Colin Koll
Realty and first·ytar student Tinab Quigley were un~und in the accidenL Allday was dttd for driving under the inftuence ol
intoxicants. PNJio by Ja-•c Mill :.:Pa~gc::.:2=-------------- 0piil.iOrt/ Edi tori 1
• toneer
t ott Fric k~on Editor in Cluet
Janel t\llllcr. t\lanaging Editor
Jason Kane~turo. Product ion Fditor
Jo, eph t\ tanorano, Bu~inc's ~ 1anager -
Budget fiasco solvable
For whatc''"' n:;a..on and b.\~ upon whah!\ •r evidence and cnlculil­
tions, tht.• ~·wi< and Clark Coll~.ogc ndmmt,.tratton hao; suddcnl)' found
usclf in o $11 milhon dclicit tor 1 oq. '93. Attcr spre.ading out the budget
cuts, tht! Budget nnd Acrounttns Commith~ ha" finally ~ml' knocking at
ASLC' door,ac:Ling them to mo1Ju, u~ol tht.•S96,000cool.: u~J.lr for thl.!good
oft~ institution •as a \\holt'."
Thlo; ttU3tion gi\' n5e to a number of mtcrc:sting dil'-•.mma ... S~o~ld
the studentS <prc.-.cnt and p;l"l} oflC not be held rcspon!>tbll.!, :1" ASLL \ tC\!
... A contpromtsl'
would do tttucll to
benefit LC,
fi 11 a n:ci a lllf and in
tenus of student­
adrnuustra tion
relations. r~idcnc for Budgd and Financc
Znch Street put it, for tht• Colkgc'.,.
finanoaltm!!oponstbility? Or hould
the 11tudcnts and th'' ~tudcnt groups
bear toqual burden when the College
a a whole runs upon relahvcly hard
1..'C'Onomic: timl~7
Then! 4t\! ob\iou~l'r' convinctng an­
·wcrs on both stdcs of the fence. At
first glanc ' it 1 easy to vilify the
ndmmistratton in th1s rJthcr hea\'\'· • handed attempt ut "'!lipreading the
wealth" (or lack thcreoO. But at the
s.amc umc, c-.1n the Mudcnts or the
student go' ernment (the A"sociated students oflo:wi'> and Clark) claim to
be totally tndcpcndcnt of the Colk0c7 When at comes right down to U,llll
the money c:p..~t at LC {Clc:ccpt perhaps for Pn.'S1dcnt M~>Oncy'" cond~) is
put to tudcnt usc--food scnice, dorm m•11ntcnanre , library cxpanor;10n ,
facult\' salancs, C\-'Cn Admissions and Colkge Rl.'!attonc; act1\"ltl~ .
This LS not a black-and-white Sttuauon. The admini,.tration is not
•cv:tl'" 6tmply because they arc trytng to balance the Co IlL))'-'' budget, and
thN,rudentsarenot pnc.tincfordcfcnding the tudcnt<' tntcrcsts. 'Whereas
open hostility Y>1ll do httlc more than tum an unfortunate situation mto a
potentially unbearable one, a compromise would do much to bcncllt LC,
finanoa11y and in terms of stud\•nt-odmml!>trallon rclaltons.
Such a compromi. 'has t~ln:i3d y bC\!J\ suggested by Street. ASLC d~
h:wc a considemb\e amoun\ af monl!y itHng in nn intcre5t·bl!aring uc­
count th.1t could be put to good u~ tor the CollL'SI! as n whole. \Vny not
I"C!!charontr.Jctunlagre:!mtml bvwhldt ASl.C wall loon tht•,,dmmfstration
a certam amount and the admtntstrnhon will pay back the money at an
mtcrest rate h•gh~r than the r.1te that the endowment 1 prcrently caming7
1lus way. thcCollcgc 't> financbl yt'OeSaresolvcd, the students wouJd stund
to make a udy profit.
Pcrhapsthcbtggestodvamagcofsuch an agreement would be that tor
on th students and admimstratton could actually cooperate with one
anothCT on an 1ssuc of vital :importnncc to LC I( th~ two parties learn to
coopcmtc with one another, th~')·abo lcam to respect oncanot her-and LC
IS suffc.nng more from a deficit of respect than from a deficit of money.
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Fe01tura Editor
Sporte Editor R.lchcl Carter
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Str.vc Z wenn Pub Occ Editod
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Johnwn. Yui Kato, Frands Maher, James Mill, Lucy Miller, Kenp Mtni­
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Bv~1 "(\t f."o."le. Peri. Pioneer Log
llWV el Carter and E
C GendE
Ri~ht: Gtorit•
,w.nlduu give" the
kt}note addn.~~
~1onday , April l 3
in the Coundl
Chumber
F'nr right:
Michutl 1\aufmuo
'>peaks ton
capacity crowd
rue-day, April 14
Botlom: ''Aim and
ympathy" hal'> tlS
mark Sunday,
~pril l2 1n the hr
Acre~ Thcutre.
Photos by
Eric Morse
and Jamie Mill
by Jennifer RobcJ
Crlsbl\ 11f'Z- oft~ p,onur Log
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...... man. author and ac Stnart Quotes r.m's isc;ucs, spoke to an C
tg crowd in the Lewis n
CounoiCha mberTuL'Sda)
"I lteard of 'God is uty co-pilot, but Jesus is tny cab driver?" Kaufman began by a
CI'OWd how milny i.lmongl
~.ttendl'<i hi~ .. ~ work:t
1Pn.'\~tou5 dily Upon s~.-ct
t..nd~ r.ti!ot-'<i, he .1skcd, 1 --student driving to campus, upon seeing a taxi wt~
a 'peace fish' on the bad
hot?"
Tht> llgh t-hwrtl~d
1
d!'i!W laughtl!r whtch w.
amstic of the evcnmg
Tipping should be taken more seriousl Kaufman refcm..'<i o
·mnfuston ln men o; hvc
~nsc to feminism and u
how men thmk Jbout ma
Hebt!gan by a<~kmg two"
from the audtcnce to COl To tN Editor:
lam writing in response to Tim
Stonc'samck> "Just a 'tip'-leaving
a Cratuitv jc; a 'Cent 'le!>" Cc!Stun• • <Friday, April tO, 1992)'". Jam hor-
nficd th.ll you would pnnt an ar­
ttcle !rO lacking tn logic. Stone ha•·
obVIously never been a -.crvcr o1nd
m.ty wcll be advi~ to stJCX Wtth
topic<~ he is more fa:rruhar Wlth.
The.lrhclc\x.-'gtns withthcqu cs­
hon .. Why docs (tipping) cxic,t7"
Stone po.!'lt~ that "ls ju"t th~.: thmg
you do when you receive bad service, you do not
haw to leave a tip. In Stone's situn­
tion I would agree with hi" poor;ition.
A tip waor; not d~rwd and like­
wise, the meal should haw ~n
free 015 well. The key here is hon·
cstly aor;!ICSsing what the qu<1lity of
thc~rvic ewasand then. fairly com­
pensating the ~>rver
I Jlso agree with Stone ., point
that ~taurant owner: do not p.ly
scrven. htgh enough wage-. to hv~
on1 however, thts I" exactly what
our Grlpitahstk sy5tcm not only en-if your meal pncc is mflt1tcd to tont and act outtwo dtffcl
cludl"' scrviccwagcc:, i:.n'tth.ltanu.: the men's movement
datory gr.:~tui t)' •l Y. dl? If Stcc,: fi-c;tdcmonstratcd w
hi.ld h.1d to pay S9 tor ha mCJl femini t mcn'!i movcmQ
ToquiLs Willie's, he would haw pt.; ~ting the cnlJquc of 1
for that tl.!rribk ~n·ice whether md the. power th.lt men t
wo1ntcd to or not, With the cunu: volunteer stood wit1
-.yst~m of tippmg you arl.! in rontro 0\uscl~.)
or your wallet and thu'>, the qualin ' The other demon '.Ill
of your ..crvice We -.crvl.•rs. kno" of the mytho-poe tk" m~
tng thl.,, try 99~d of the hml' to gt\' IMnt often associated w
you the bc..'it po'><>iblc rood .md su·
viet' b~"C.lu~ we know that our 11\T"
lihoodo; depend on it
Stone gru.1t ly ur
you are done
with your
mC31.'" He im­
plies that
people fuel un­
fairly oblig-ated
to tip and that
there really is
no good rca.50n
for it. Thts iJ With the current system of tippittg you are
in control or your wallet a11d tlzus, tile
quality of your service. We servers,
ktzowing this, try 99% of tlze tin-te to give
you tire best possible food and service ... der:.tated the t•
'!Ut' when hes.UI . s 0 11\ (
waitpeoplc a
nice rcstaurallll
make only mir. , mum wage.~
Don't be c:o Jll·
prised,Mr ~
Mmply not
true. The custom of l~ving gratu-
1t1es s-erves the cu!~tomer far moro
than the server
Tipping is a way of assuring
you, the cu~tomer, pay for only the
~cc you receive. In fad, the sys­
ll!misadvanwgcousto lhecuttomcr
in every wily. Servers often do not
rccctvc the compcns.1tlon they d~
SCTVc, but very rarely docs a cus­
tomer tip more th.Jn he ftoel~ ia war­
ranted. If <lnyone 8'-'U the "short
end oflhcshck."' '50 to speak. it b th(!
server.
Of course, it is nuccs.~ry to
addt'C55 the tssuc of bad ~«:rvtcc .
Stone cttes thl• example of having
food and marg.sn~ .. dumped .. on
him by his waster This situatlon
illusnatcs my point exactly. When courages, but demand" of them If
only a portion of restaurant ownert
were to raisc the server's wage:., It
would be impossible to keep pnccs
on a competitive level with other
n:staurant s. lf Stone's ~rver at Te­
quila WIUie'r. had been paid a rea­
sonable wage, Stone would have
wondered why his enchilada CO'ol
$9 when he could have gotten the
t-.1mc thing a couplco(bl ock~ away
for only $6. I guarantL>c that no
restaurant owner wiU raise wage
unl~s he i" forced to do ..o along
with all the other ~mura.nts .
Stone also mentions gratitudC"l
that are automatlcaUy added onto
tht• customer's check. He !o.lY"~ that
mand.1tory gr:Hitudcs arl' "very
fraudulent achvibcs indeed." YL't, Every !.CtVff
whether at a
rc5taurant or not, makc5 mntimU:
wage I havcncvcrhC.lrdofa~
who 11 patd more Addihonally,thi
IRS assumes that a server is goinat:
get Upq In place of wages. We 81'
automatically tax liable for 8~ d
our gro~ .. {kales whether wen.~
those tip!! or not The S_f$tcm, ret
taurant owners and govcmm~>fii,D
not about to change To not lip yo!:
Si'rvcr J~ .a .. moral" is~uc l!o not onlY
a chc.ap excuse; it ts literally ste.1li~
ttmc and eUort from someone wllo1
hM ptOVIdcd you With a ll'gitirnaM
scrvace and d~·rvcs to be compel'
SdlL'Ci
L~S~~ W1U:o~n
£nglbh, 92 lay, April 17, 1
er?"
;eeing a tax1 "'"'
e fish' on the bad
•eriousl
pric~ is inflt1tcd to
e wag co;, ic;n't ttut nmn
uity as wdl? I( St
p.ly S9 (or his m<'JI
lie'", h!.!would hnvepll!
'lblc ~rvire whl'thL'ft1
'r not. With the currd
ppmg you arc in contrd
let and thus, thl' qu.1h.,
lice. We c;ervl.'rs, kno11
99~ of the umc to g111
t pos..;ablc food and sa
::we know that ourliw·
~end on tl
_ Stoncgrt;3tlyu·
dcrst.1tl'd thl' ~
sue when he sail
.. S o m 1
--waitp~oplc •
mcc rec;tJuranu
make only mm
mum wage '
Don't be so J1l'
prls4..>d, Mr. Stonr.
Every ~crvf!
whether at a nicr
1r not, makes mtrumu::
~never heard of a~
rnorc. Addltiorolly,t!M
'that a :.crve:r is go ins"
I lace of wage-;. We art
ly tax liable (or 81Jt
les whether we n.oceiVt
r not The system,""
1ers and govcmmcnt,u
change To not tip yoU"
moral" ISSUC IS not only
lSC; it IS literally 5ll•Jli~
ort from someone
d you with .t t~·gttamatc
::feservcs to be com~
>n r~ionce r Log
Carter and Emi Endo, News Editors Page3
Friday, April 17, 1992
C Gender Symposium shifts boundaries of human experience
Ril(ht: Gloria
Anwtduu ~lvc.o, the
keynote addr~o;
\1ondtl), April t3
In thl! C'ouncil
Chamber.
For rtght:
\llthutl Kuufman
.. peu~ ton
C'apucity crowd
fu~day. April 14.
Bollom: "Atm und
'ymp:1thy" h1l~ us
mark Sunduy,
\pril 12 in the J.'ir
Acrc.._'i Theatre.
Photo.\ by
Eric Morse
and Jamie Mill
by Jennifer Robey
of the P•on«r Log
Kqnotc speaker Michael
1-Jufman, author and ncth'lst on
Wl'S lssu,~, poke to an overflow­
~ crowd in the Lewis nnd Clark
(DunalChambc rTucsdaycvcning.
Knufm.ln begun by asking the
avwd how many umong lhl!m h.1d
at!t'nded his "'!iex wor~hop "' the
f!l'\1UUS day. Upon Sl"Cmg m my
hinds raisl'<i, he ,,~k._-d, "Arc you
ltlll hot?"
The light hc.utcd question
Jn·w luughtcr wh1ch wJs chur.sc·
1mstic of the (.>vcntng
• ufman referred often to the
•confusaon ln men c; lives, .. tn re­
sponse to femmasm and in terms of
how men think Jbout masculimty
Hl'lxogan by il'>ktng two voluntcc~
irom the audtencc to come to the
trontand act out two different paths
of the mcr1"s movement
Fili tdemonstr.1tcd wosthepro­
fmlinist men'.r; movemen t, rep~
~ting the crittque of p.ltnarchy
lnd the power th.1t men hold (The
volunteer c;tood with flexed
111usclc-; .)
The other dc.mon:.trahon was
orthe mytho-poet1c"' m~m's move­
rru:nt often as~datcd with Robert Bly Th1s apprt>.lCh cmphn lZC$ the
pam of rn nhood (The volunteer
lookt.~ sullen and depressed )
Kaufman's pomt wa that
men's re4llity 1s both one of power
and personal pain, and his t.11J.~ ccn­
tcn .. 'd around showmg rclatiOn·
ship lx.."'tw(!(!n the two.
As an I!Xamplc of this relation­
ship, Kaufmt1n asserted that OM oi
the main reason' Pri!Sidcnt Bush
led the U.S. mto th1• Pc~i.1n Cult
war w.1c; to prov~.; that he wa~n't .1
y, amp The fa<:t that one of the mo~t
pow~.;rlul m~.;n tn th1 world would
worry 1bout '>uch tl thing prov~..os
that no man t immune trom p.tin
and (car of "not making the grndc."
Kaufman cmphasil""'od h1c; ~
lief th.Jt "'gender" ts '3 o:ocial con­
... tructlon of a sen bed char.sctcnc;ti~
and role" for male~ and tcmales.
"Yes, men havc power," he
said, "but the w.1y we con.,truct or
set up our power c.1uscs p.tin, bc­
cau~ we h4lvc to o;upprcs u whole
range of emotion::. to be il man."
The mcs~gc K.lufm.m deliv­
ered was a d1<.t1nctly pro-feminist
one. "The way wccoMtruct power
1<~ the ..ourcc of opprcs<;ion agilln~t
women and o( the patn or men. he
sa ad 'Women's cqunhty 1 not
enough." he ~ontmucd "11 only
m<:41ns that women enter mto men'
power structures ba<>cd on pnn­
Clplcs of domiNltion. hierarchy and
control''
"We must redefine power -
and men c ... n't do 1t on then own
Women can't do at on thl!lr own H
Kaufman cnttc17.cd the ap­
proach of another well-known ac­
twist on men's lS"Ui!S, Robert Bly
He felt that Bly's work,. through
cmphaSl7.mg thl! ;dl!.l of nn H~ ··n-h.sl qualuy'" of m.mhood or ma5eu·
hmty di!ntl'S a range of cxpre
saon~ of mascuhmty and CC·lSSCrl'
that men are suppost..1:1 to fit mto
one way
Student reaction to th '"'Pccch
were lt.~rgcl~ very po th\C.
1'h1s was m)' f1~t tame at d
CcndcrSympo JUmevcnt-lguess
I'm kmd of ltkc a gender studu'!S
V1f81n," :tid AlcxMoggndge,afir.;t­
yc.:ar student .. 1 got a really gOOd
first 1mpr s10n, and I was cxotcd
thut so many pcoplcnrcintcr ~ted ..
Student
• --... ~ 1 r lhk\: I k \"' wl
tn m ht!rt: I .tm •I d to n
:mum t movcmc nt wa h ut ,., ha
pmg th m 1\ ad ~ph mort:
J<tt\'1n \VL <obauc:r
Kdufm.m had cqu lh posu Vt:
thmg:> to Sd) 01bout ha v1 at to LC
"Lcwar; and Clark hil" one of
the mO'St amprcs5t\I'C Gender Stud­
ii..'S programs m the: country he
sud. "In many wc1ys 11 sa real mar­
vel, and pt.."'Oplc her!! should be
proud ..
Here's Another
Chance!
Student Council has reopened the search
If you want to get involved and make an
impact on your school, apply to be a SAL/SR.
Eve one
encouraged to apply!
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due Tuesday, April21, at 5 p.nt.
lntervie\'\IS on Wednesday, April22,
between 9:30 and 11:20 a.m. and 12:45 to 1:45 p.m. Frida
~Pa~g~e~4--------------------------------~ ~ vvs----------------------------~----~~
The Hunscr nnd Homdcssm Ooonup, organized by the Lev •. ; ..
and Onrk. Portland State Unh l'l'Sit • • nd L)"nn Communtty Colh.:gc
OSPIRGcltnpt(!N)tookplncconSaturday Apnlll Th •event wa~p.lrt
of a nnttonnl PIRG campaign agnm t hunger nnd homt!l ~sncss .
Socvcral hundred dollars were raiS4...--d by n number of students
working at 16 different work sit including shelters, churches and
par around thcoty. Thcpartidp:1nts 1'\..·,ccwcd ph.'Ligcs forthl!lr w·ork
hours, thuc: earning money while doing commumt ·~'lees .
Fifty pcrc .~.m ofUu :~ money which was ra l.st~ will go to Out ide Inn,
a group whkh \o\'Orks to hclp get home! s kids oif the tn."'L--ts und
prov1dcs :tcxxi, nid for cdlK'atton nd other n siti fort hose living
m the stnx.---ts. The other 50 percent wnt go to oth<!r mtcmational and
nnuonal hungtt and homeless ness groups
Before he<~ ding to work. the partiopant met at rsu to hear a few
spc.Jkcrs nnd brc.'lk up 1 nto pro)C\."'1 group The ~p~!akers mcludl'd Dr.
Ra.maU. prcs1dcnt of PSU. Cnthy Ohvcr ~ • iX\lttvc Director of th\!
Out~ad\! lnn, Liz Hoar. Chnptcr chair of OSPIRC at Lc\\is and Clark,
and Oclphinc Scllcs, l.;C's V1c-c Chatr.
Food Willi prO\'ldcd by Bon ApJ)('ht, Fred Me.) cr, Dunkin Donuts
and Kobo< coffee..
In d~ribing the Hunger and Homclcs~ncss cl~nup. Hoar said,
... lt tS an annual event to t~ucntc and activate slttdcnt on n national
level about the hung\'I nnd homcl -c:o:ni.!Ss problems 10 our citi~ .
Through the cleanup experience student !cam thnt JX"'Oplt• in our
community ''ltho are in need arc ju t tit.:c you and me ... Women's criteria set for Challenge
Standards reflect ~~reasonable expectations for women"
by IUchcl Cartc.r
oft~ Piontrr L.og
Thl' rommltt~· in ch.lrgcoftht.'
Chairm.m ' Ch•allcng() l\.:1~ relc l~'Ci
th!! crih:ria lor women for I h~· M11y
'29 C\',•nt
Thel!VCnt ha b "ndivid,\'J into
tl,\:0 cotl!gorics. the Chatrmon '"
ChaUcngc ,consir.tmgofuppcr-body
'-'"tmt~;, and th•• Prcs:idcnt 1111 Fit n~"
c\cnts. mudc up of a mil~· nan, tl·
up , a shuttle run and a two-mile
walk.
The r>rcsidc.nttill Fitncs t~ t is
a nattonalMondard thntnlrrudy has
expectations generated for women,
but the Chairman' Chnllcngc.
ba~onstnndnrdsthat Robcn Pam­
pllnjr, expects of hun ... ~ If, wns Hor1g1·
nnllvmnlcdominant ,"saad M1child
Ford, dtrt.'Ctt>r of Alumna Rcl.11t0n"'
and Annual Gtving.
Pauln P~tTIC , roach of tht.•
women' b,1~kl'lballt~m. took lhi'
ta!>k ot gcneruting rcaM~nabh.! ex·
pt.>etattons for wom(.•n who ·wish
to p.lrltcipatc in thl' Chnirman'c: Ch.tllcngc .
M~n .1re inhcn'nHy trongl'r &n
t h~ uppl·r-body thu n women,
whcre.t~ women arc strong<'r in thl'
,abdominal region~ . 11H• crlh•ri,t
dcwlopcd mu~t n'.llcct that dilft>r·
cnre.
1"hl~rewasnothmgcardlo·v,, •
culur, it \\'tiS tncUy upper budy/'
s."lid Pctn\!. "How could WL' H.lnpt it
so thnt women could compcw7 ..
Pctnc and the n~ ol the com·
m lttc • broke the Chnllcngdnto ooc h
of ats components, generating new
cntcria un an indh•idu.'ll basis.
Woml!n will be o.!Xf"-"Chxi to do
70 b~mt·knc"' push-up , while m••n
muc;t do 11& with straight leg .
"'I thought that womt•n should
do c;tr.taght·kg push-ups u"' \\ •II,
but th~.o <'ommiHoo deddoo dilft!r·
Lntly "-<'ltd Petrie.
Mt•n will ~ C.' p<.'dl'ti to do 1
rope climb tn 7!} seconds. Th\! •
must st,ut from a ~ilting pos1tion
nnd cannot use their feet. Women
wall also b~I!Xpech.'\1 to dot hNlimb
in 7.9 :r,t'COndo;, but will stJrt from u at•md•ns posahon and wtll b.l
lowed to u~· thcar r~'.\."1.
''The ro~ climb w..~~ <1 ht4
the d<~rk," S<tld P<.-tnc
"Wl' mt\dt• c1n \.'<iUCiHt\d
b.u1cd on the ub!H'rVIlllOn t
womcnathkt<...,l
Due to the nature the 11
lhllt Pnrnplin does, both ml!ll
women will b' ,. ~"'Ch'!d to do
The it·ups nn: done "-'ilh
f"lrttClpant' teet ~'Cured an t;llnr.J
on lhl' \\-bll, thu tnvolv•ng
mu~lcs .md qu •• ds in
ocrording to Pctne. By
tht" lower body, wom~n are
p.Jblt• ot doing th1' ph:'-l~ ,...,,
amount as mt•n.
Chin·up , however, were
othl'rt~;torv . Men willbt•c!Xpooo: • do lt1 chm·ups, whale women
only do dght.
"Fir:;t Wl' halv('d it, ~o
women h.td to do 12, th,•n t ht't1~ .,
mitt~ .. decid~~ to knock h dm\1".1
eight," ~td Petrie. ''I wantUi
le<I\'C tt nl 12. I got overruled
some of thi.'$C things." il 17 199;
Barbara Bush it•
fir\t Lndy Ourburu Rui
thousand dollar,. Over
~uppor t the llu~h re-dc•
attending the event anc
If you are tnterestcd in commumty scrvtcccnllthcOSPIRG office
ext n28. There Will n)SO ben hunger and homc)CSSOCSS m ~ing On
Thursday , April 23. Vehicle crimes account for 15 percent of total crimes on campus a y ~
Tlrere is no "'tudent Couucil Update
Exc:rpt for the one nght here.
Hello agau\, this is Iva"-of lnformauon , and once again here is
what people you elected to make dco ions did on your bcl\3lf after
three Gnd a half hours of braan-chuming Tucsda} mght.
Everyday maght be Earth Day1 but on Wednesday, April22., there
ismorc.Earth.. nnd so wcdcodcd to grant Ltz HourS270 ior Earth Day
festiVIties and activities, of whtch there nn'! a 81\"!<lt m~my . For tnfo, talk
to Llt. or an ASLC mt.!mbcr. We love 10 t.tlk.
Am'j <our p iJ, nt) ;)pp:\ifl\00 li1 Hoar Stud 1\\•A\·La~. bul
the Coundl voted to not appro\"C thJs, tor what<!\'C"t rc.l~n!O . At nny
rate,. Y.e arc making the atr!!mpt to Jet many more p.:!<>plc };now that ~
Student·At-Large position h availt1ble. Sniff around the antodcsk for
applianions (d uc Tuc:sda ·, Apri121. 5 p.m. at Amy'~ office); antCJ'Vlcws
wuh Amy \'till be held Wednesday. Apnl 22, (Urf Day, as It happens)
from 9:30a.m. to 11:20 a.m.nnd 12:45 p.m. to 1.45 p m.
For more mfonnat1on, ask ASLC council members or che<"k out
oneofthebc.lutiful flyers. Be on thcothcrsideot this-updat"' I'll write
about you and you11 be famous. Amy Y.ill nppotnt som1~nc on the
27th.
You know duu pcsl: • $96,000 we tound and you thought you alone
should set? Well, we canna.rl oo every cent for student usc. How
"student u_ ..... V."lll be decided will be dlscussed Jli!)Ct week, but in the
meantime you can hope 'Ou' re the student.
We're trying to set up Admimstration-Studcru torums and ASLC
Councilfora (We'rctaudcnt , so I won't m ltc thcdistmction .) Plea~
come so Student Coundl knows what vou wantJ The first of tht.~ will
be Wednesday the 29th of April,•1 too p.m. I don't know when' yet, but
kt>Cp your eye.-; open.
You are inVIted and encouraged to come to ;my O»nd ~11 Student
Council meetings. You'rl' more important than \'t'c an:. fUESDA YS.
6 p.m. u~ually m Stamm Oinmg Hall F.ast, bring your comp.:~ss. Thank
you for rcad1ng You arc my lncnd
F~st fundnbing Program-Fra·
temit1cs, sororities, stud em dubs.
Eam up to S1000 m one week..
Plus roccive a SlOOO bonus your·
self. Add a FREE WA ICH JUSt
for calling 1-8J0..932-0S28Ext.65.
P.mploym~nt Opportun ili~.s!ull­
time, pMHimc l>CJ~n.ll. lntcr­
VlCWS Wt.odn\!Sday. May 6, 1992.
Crowd Mana~rn~t Services, thP.
Northwest's largest crowd con­
trol agency. Js currently rccrult­
lng men and wumcn to SCT\'•! as
crowd security pcrsonn I for con·
c:crt~. sportsng even~, nuto rnc­
ing.. fatrs, fcsliv;,ls and pec1al
cv~nts throughou t Oregon :md
Wnshington Mo!>tllCUVlt 1CS tah
place on w~..end and week-nishts, mnl ing this an outsund·
ing opportunity for scrond:uy
cmploymt!nt or conducivl!tocdu­
cationalschcdulcs. Apply in ~>r­
sc,n: Portl.1nd, Or..-gon Convl!n·
tion Center room" 8-118-119, 12
noon to 10 p.m. Salem State fatr·
grounds, Jackman Long Building,
1'2 noon to tOp m. All interviews
c\r(' on a "wnlk-ln" b\1~is. No ap­
pointmcnt6n •~sary. EqualOp·
portunlty Employ~-.T, mu5t be 18
years of age or oldr.r.
Summer Accounting lntf'rn­
•hiptnvatlablc. SSto S8 per hour
(ncgoll.ablc). Call State of Or·
cgon Exccut1Vt' Dcp.1nmcnt of
Accounting Division in Salem at
378-8156 byApril V<~n Pelt
of lhL Pioruv l..og
Hyou'n•hkcmost pl~plc. vou
probably don't think twacc about
leaving your Walkrnan ot the de:~~:
10 the llbrnry whtll' you go do your
research.
't'ou most likely don't 1.1y
awake nt mght worrying about the
btcycle you hw( locked up in the
ba--cmcnt of \'Our dorm, or the car
that ~~ par "Ci vutsidc m 1 hl~ p.trk·
ing lot.
Cnmt.> on the Lewis and Cl.trk
campu is not an O\'crwhelming
conc:em for studt>nts. but 11 dcxos
happen. Howcwr, with a little
knowlcdg~ and awarenC's n.0:ud­
tng the nature of these crim !S, the
students can take tcp!t to protect
thcir belonging.; and hdp prcwnt
thdc" cnmcs that do happt_'n here.
Recently, the Campus Safety
offlcccompilcdmformarion n.>gard·
ang cnmcs that took place on cam· puo: during the l.1c-.t three yc.1r ,
brcakmg down thl.' cnmcs by type
and loc.nion.
In the last three years, 439
cnmcs were rcportc!d to the otficc;
25pcrson·to·pcN>ncrlmcs,and 4H
propcny cnmc .
Rc-.idencc l\.111" arl' the hagh ~~
rl!port"'Ci area for crime, accounting
for 15 percent of the total crime at
LC. The:-\! cnmcs ~rc <~lmost all
pro~.rty cnmL~ that arc typ•cal of
colll'S\! dormitory lifn Stud<!nts
havl! tl'lftbooks , wallets, purf.CS nnd
b1cycl~ stolen.
'This happens moo;tly lx~au l'
of un5-CCured rooms and the re).JXLod
cnVU'Onment that is prevalent in
~idcnce halls," said B11l Curun,
din..octor of campuo; ~fcty .
Cnmes mvoiVlng veh1cll'S ac­
count for IS percent of the total
cnme There have }>(.'l.!n 69 cnm
mvolving vehicles over the L1s1 lhrL~'
yc.ar:t;. There wa5 a slight dccrca~
in vchich.• cnmcs in 1991, however. CrtmL>commith .>d in tnc'aelr;.;:
tstrutive and ncadcmtc bu'""'
ucrount tor 1b percent oi the!
campuo; figure. In the last
cnmc hus doublt~ an the ad
trnttvc bu1ldings .
''l C 1< not m ,J crists bOO~U.((I
cnmC'.,. but th~'r~· arc 50mc
problems that need 10 be
dr\!5"'--d," S<lid Curtin of thcnwn·
pictur\! ot crtm~· at LC.
lnforrnatton , such .1s th1"
Vt'.U ~tudy, guJdt• Campo~ -'~~~"'
1n thcirp.1trol p.tltemsand 11id
in developing priori tic' for worU
a Campuo; S.1fcty dcpanmcnl
C.1mpu<> S.1fcty hopes to
croa " uw.ut1n<'Ss about the
lcm • nd begin to dcvdop 01
munaty tntolcrance for en me.
wlll uttt•mpl to do thtc; lhnlu><u
ouc; anform.ltivo matcnuls and
Vt.'ntwn workshop .
Add1t1onal antonnation I'Cglit.~
ing en me on c:-.ampu" may be 1ou:;
in T~ Pior:rer Log's Crimd":!:ll
Do you like po"\Ver,
prestige and influence?
If you answered yes, then you should
apply to become a media head!
Positions
Available
Pioneer Log Editor
Yearbook Editor
LCTV Director
KLC Manager
Mendian Editor
Synergia Ed1tor
Polygot Editor
Lit. Review Co~Editors
Communications Board Chair
Application s can be picked up fron1 the ASLC office or the
Infonnation Desk. Deadline to submit applications is April 24,
so don't delay, apply today! by Emi Endo
of thL Paonur L~
Learn how to impro~
TU'Ontncnt,cch.:br at"' tn th\1
""'de 50 far and cap o(f e
~slccping beneath the <;I
Earth Day, next Wcdt
being organilw by lh~ ~
Coalitton. V anouo; sl udnl
and intcrc!>tt.-d tnd ivid \)
t-:en planning a full day
beS
Out of 11ight-out of
One p.1pcr platt! dot
ildd up to much in th,•l<ln
fu1cgrndable, nght? H
. llM~ css.1ry waste do d
plltes, cup< and utcn._j
irailroom n!ally create?
Tack your tra..,h ont
gre$o;ive .sculpture ou
Trailroom. The pomt i~
actlyhow much w.Jstc
duce.
Students w1ll ~col
il.tt:urc5 tor a fk!litlon i
11.1ttonal bott lc bill, rcdu
tnproduct packaging an
rium on mctncrotor:t;
1 Look at the ground
thi!M tnor Houscwhtch
dump sit~ tn Oregon
Will be set up by 8 .l m
Worko;hop9
Qumcy Sug.Hman
MU:
CONTAI
Maj
Clut
Dist
Sent a.llenge
osition and Wlll ~
~· tht•ir fl•\.!1,
'Ope climb was a
.s.ud rdria
:nadc an l>ducat<'d
t hi.! ob!iorvallo n,
lt.>t c:; I oft bed c! p.:trtrnr-.
t the naturl.! ol the"u""'
lin do~~. both men
~~ be C..XJX"'ClL'<i IO do
~-up an! donl' Wit
"fc ~t sccurt..--d inMtrr.:
lll, thus mvolvlng
d quuds m th~ CX:(!'n
to Petrie. By mv'llh..,.
body, women ure
ijoing the prcu
ml'n.
:.~p,, however, were
• M on will be t!Xpcctol1
"'UP"• while women
~ht.
we halved II, so
t:lto do 12. then the
dcd to knoek it um,'lll
d Petrie. "I w .. mkd
12. l got owrrull'C!
e.<oe things." il 17, 1992 PageS
evvs-------------------- ----------------~-
Barbara Bush in "Beirut"-
First l. ndy narburn llu-;h \toppc:d by th~ Portland Hilton on 1 uc.,day for dinner und a couple hundred
thou'-lnd dollar.,. Over 200 Oregon Rcpubhcunr;. pu1d 'f,JOOO pl'r plate to dtne \\ tth the .. ,rr;tl ady and
~up port the Uu~h re-election campaign. 1 hroughout the curly evening protcc;ter' ht-ckled pollee, pt'Opll'
attending the event and even o hotel bellboy. Phillo by Mu:lr4rl SchuUr \-Vonu'tl's filnt series to play at LC
H1dd~n Vwc•!S, A Woman's Moving P1cturc Show"' !Sa film n
pn_~nting •' colk'Ctlon of H films by indcpt."'fld ••nt fcmmiJ;t filmmakers
Th•~·· him udclre5"' a wuJc'Vilnctyot progress1vcfi0Ctllt sues, including
women Wtth cli~blliti~ . roles of women In dcvclopmg countnC$, lcsba­
unt&m, &OCiall.lt:d c:on,l!ptlons ot beauty, tnti1r-cthnicconfllct5 and more
~ormat5 and lcngah.s of the films varv
''I llddcn Voices" w1ll ploy at LeWIS and Clurk Colt~c on Fnday,
Apnl17, from 3:30to IS p m ,and on Saturday, April 18, fTOm 2 to 1 p m
All filmli wtll be shown an the Council Chamber Templeton College
Ccnl••r, L· WUi and Oari: Collr..-gc.
The ftlm series i!; free and open to th pubhc
Nonzi11ations open for Troy .Ridenour
Mc11toria l Au,ar.d
omtnahons arc now bcsng accepted for the Troy Ridenour M• mo­
raal Award. The nward's purpose'" to honor an LC sophomore who
willingly accept" oth"r pt.'Oplc Without quahfacation. whoS«! lcadcl'$h1p
quaht1cs and friendly manner bnng out th" best tn Jl'."'plc and whos
lively. vet gentle 5ClUi(! o( humor c:onnnuou~ly bnghtcns the hvcs or all
the J"-'Of'IIC ,,round htm or her. It as hoped th:~t th"' n.~1p1cnt wtll holvc at
l~st a 3.00 GI'A, but this 1c; not i.ln t!SSCntial rcqutn.>mcnt Howcvcr, the
rcciptcnt mul>t po scss the potential for acadcm1c success and place a
htgh value on education. Tht!studcnt should be an ILltvc paruap;mt m
communaty ,,nd/or school sc"''tC~ and acth•ittcs.
Nominatwn forms may be picked up at the Ch:1plam' Offic ·and
muc;t be return•~ to Box 1:; I by May 1
1 campus Y to spawn environmental awareness with workshops, music
commitn.•<hnthc by Em• Endo
nd acadl.!mlc of tkr PionNr Log
r 16 percent of the Learn how to improve the cn-
~rc. In the last \'U'Onmcnt, celebrate in the progress
::toublro an tht• Ndc so fM ~nd cap oH Earth D.1y
tding<:, ~pl~pmg bcnc.1th th~: -.tare;,
not an,, cris1r; Earth D.-y, next WL'Cincsday, is
theN arc some teng org.mv~ by lhl' Earth Day
thnt nl.!cd to b~ (OJiition V.tTIOU" ~tudt•n t group!i
~aid Curtin of the and tntt'fl..'!th'd tndtvtdu<ll5 have
:nme at LC. been plilnning u full day of acttVl·
ation, such :a~ tht tieS
guid1.'" Campus Out of sight-out of tnind
I patterns and One p.tpcr pl.1t~ doesn't J'(;.')IJy
ng priontic.' for · lddupto much in the landftlls-tt 'c;
Sat">ty department biodegrudublc, nght? How much
U!i 5.lfety hopes to UMCCCSsary W.l'>W do diSpo!>ab)~
l"('n~.~s about the pbtcs, cupc; and utensil~ tn the
cgin to develop n Irailroom really create?
llcranccfo rcnmc. Tack your trash onto th..: pro-
ttodotht~through\'1:': . gress1vc sculpture out~tdc the
iltivc materials and flt . Traitroom. The point t~ to sec e>.-
rl<shop... tctly how much wastl' fl'-'Oplc pro·
on.1l information dure.
n cam puc; may be Students wtll ~ c:olh..'Chng "ig·
~r Log's Crimcbcat r..nurcs Cor a pctitton ineluding a
rwuonal bottle btll, rL'du ~mg waste
mproduct pac.lwgingund a mor<ltO.
r,
ce? num on tncmcrators
Look ill the ground map ncar
thr.Manor Houc;c whtch o;hows toxic
dump site-. 10 On.•gon The map
will be "ct up by 8 a m
Workshops
Quincy Sug1.1rm.1n and Pam Pt.>ck wtll pr~nt "Working tor En·
vironmcntnl Change .. •lt 12:30 p.m.
The location 1s to be announced.
At 3:30 p.m, tn four dtfter\'nt
location .. , workshop wtll b.! held
on cnvuonml.!ntal lssul-..... ~crccn
Ctty Vic;ion!t. Cr.1ssroots Ch.mg\!5
to Eco·Ju!>ticc and n Community·
8Jscd Economy" will take pl.tCt! an
Thayer 1 10 Templeton.
"Cn..'l.~ n Ass..•ruvcrw -.: Promot·
mg Env•ronmcntal Ch.mgc" will be
addrcsSL'd 10 the Montl•ith Room m
Templeton .
.. Spiritual Damcnc;tons ol tht•
Environm,~ntal Crisi "is sch\,~ull.'Ci
an Agm·· Flanagan Ch.tpcl.
"Butlding 10 llormony wtth
Life~ Archllccturc ,md Design that
Fit!>" \'\111 be held tn u loc:ntlon to~·
announcoo.
Spawning
In an unuc;ual cl fort to r.Uf·• •
awarenc ., ••bout wild salmon,. tu·
dent can help add fish-scale!i to a
huge salmon costum '
.. We phm to bring over,, long
c;p.1wning ~lmon-21-foot long,"
e pluinoo DJ\'ld Bc.ln, din.-<:tor ol
Wild 5.llmon N.1tion. 1'he atm ut
thts fi..,h i-. to sp..1wn litth.• fish," hl•
qutppoo.
Ik~m wtll tX' ill.-t.\blc bl~lWt~n
T emph.:ton Colh·g\' lt:ntcr anu the
Manor Houo.t• lx:t Wlcn 9 .1.m .• 1nd
11 a.m. to 5pc.11<. about thl' new rc.'-
lid MUSICIANS
DBOOK '92
Take the
oitor
(tor
10r
~r
tor
tor
or
:ditors
•ard Chair
·cor the
; April 24, First Step to
Getting Signed ....
CONTACT:
Major Record Labels1 Publisher s,
Clubs, Promoters, Managers, Studios,
Distributor s, Nationwid e
Send $35 00 (check ar monty ocder) to
A & R RECORD GUlDE
PO Bos8&41S
U. A~ CA 900)9 gional organization nnd how to buy
o scale to add to the fi<>h.
A small SC".llcG1n b"purchascd
tor :54 Partiopants can pamt then
sc;.lt..., and put them on the salmon,
whu:h thn:e people can nmmatc.
""The goal I of thi activttylts to
"how unmistakable public sup;x>rt
of wtld salmon," satd Bum. "'Our
go;1l ~~ to make ~Limon a cultural
l"SUt!, It's an cs~nttal f\1.lturcot tht:
n.~ion We c:ould 54..~ salmon go
insunct 1n our lifcttrn•".
In addition to sup~rtmg thtli
Vlslbk dic:pluy ot c•onet'm about wald
6almon. participants can plcdg(.' to
volunt\.'Cr fora dayofconscrvauon
uwc v.1ll conn\: t civic groups wuh
,1 wholcbunchofstrc tm restoration
groups, .. srud Bean. The snlmon
commg to Lewtsand Clark on Earth
Day &S for the Spnng Chinook run
on the Willam~ttc RI\'C.r
"We wall look forw.trd to a day's
rc:stor.tuon work on the 'r\'11lnm•!ttc
som~.-day," he ~ud. Rcstoratlon nc­
riviti~ range from planttng Ire
along nvc.rc; to grac;s control.
"The ob)C<'I tc;'to show th"' con­
nection bctw~.~n )Ob!t and cnvu-on·
mcnt .;u \W're working togcthc.r
with ll.lturc, .. sud Bean.
Mwic
At 11:30 .1.m. on the t .. wn b .......
lWt' •n Tompkton and the M.tnor
Hou~. Tom Rodhou~ will cnh·r·
t;un v.11h Afnc.m drumming.
Local b.1nd will alc;o liven up
thl.! at moc:phi.!S"C. Calobo will per·
form at 2 p m. on th~ stage ~~ up
bctw~.. "n T cmplcton and th1.• Manor
House.
At 5 p.m., a b.1nd calh..-d Free
Food will takl! thl! stag~
Native American danctng llnu
tTib..ll chanting will~ led b • Dances
tor Univl.!rs.ll Pc.:1cc 31 b.30 p.m.
Thcm.Unspmkc rwiUbcCulvtn
H~.'COt.l trom Lhc Earth 01nd Spirit
Crulition . He will give an .tddl\.'.Sc;
at7:30 p m. from the stage.
A N.u"·e Aml!ncan ~pcakcr
SUMMER JOBS TO
SAVE THE
ENVIRONMENT
EARN $2500-$3500
National Camp&ign postnons 1.0
promot.e comprehc:nsave recycling,
pesticide ~Conn and curb the
JreeMOUSC! efT~l Avail in ~ 111•es
and D.C. Campus intvw~ 4120-22.
Call Jmue a1 1~800-75-EARTH . Wlll tell !IOtOrlC:S at Q p.m. out on the lawn-weath !J' pcmut­
ttng In order to process t.hc mfor·
mauon l~moo dunng the day,
E.:lnh D<~y Coalthon members v.11l
lc.1d small group discus lOns,callcd
.. Where Do We Go from Here'" at
1 J p.m on th.., lawn.
As El rth Day tums tnto night,
the communtt y i" tnVttod to slC~'!p EJnh Day' pon rt..--d by the
Assocwtcd Studcnl5 of L.cwts and
Clark Student Counol. Stewart
Dorm Counol Envtronmcntal Ac·
hon Group and Student Organt1.cd
for ActtVlhC.S Lcz Hoar organw.'Ci
the E.lrth Day COJllt&on
Earth Day Calendar of Events
Wedne:sday, A prit 22
Unless othcrw•sc noted, the ac:tv1lJl"S Will take pi.Jre on the l..t wn
bel w~.: nth~ tanor House and T~.·mplcton Coi11;<!Ccntcr. In the
cn::.c oi ram, they w1ll be moved tnlo Stamm Dming Room m
Tcmplt..:ton.
6:45a.m.
8 a.m.
9 a.m.
11:30 a.m.
12:30 p.m.
2 p.m.
3:30p.m .
Sp.m.
6:30p.m.
7:30p.m.
9 p.m.
11 p.m.
Uun. A Vl u.,h:z.atton of ho\'' much wast '" gcncrnlcd
from dtsposablc plutcs and ul •nst1:> tal-a.~ the form
t'f a progn..."'S..<>i\•c sculpture outside th" Tratlroom.
To tC dump s&tcs m our b.1ckyard? Look at the
ground map of SllCS in Oregon
Buy. SCclle to support the W1ld 5.llmon Nat1on
Your $4 and ph..'Cige for a day ot cons rvat10n \'till
buy you a cardboard sc.ale to pamt and add to a 21-
fo t tong ttsh.
Tom Rodhou~ wtll bcgm the musical ent ~rtam·
mcnt with Atril""4lll dr.umming.
The first v.orkshop will be .. Workmg for Environ­
rncnt:al Changl' .. with QUincy Sugarman and Pam
Peck. loct:1t1on TBA
Calobo \,>llJ play a hve set ('n a :;tage t up for :&lrth
nay.
Four .... ·orkshC>p$ will be held at the same hmc m
diftl..'rcnt IOCltions:
•11CI"C'en Gty Vasions: Grn sroots Ch.1nges to E~'O·
Justice: and a Community-Based Economy,•lnayer
1, Templeton College Center
... Green Assemvencss: Promoting Environmental
Ohange,'" Monteith Room, Templeton College Cen­
ter
• .. Sptritual Dimensions of the Environmental Cn-
sis.'' Agnes Aanagan Chapel
•"'BundinginHnm, ony w1th L1fe:Archit ~;ureo~nd
Des1gn that Fils, .. location TBA
Free Food. It's a band, not cats. More h ~ muSJc on
the stage.
Dances for Universal Peace wdlle.ad a Nat1ve Amen·
can dance and tribal singing.
Calvin Hecota, from the Earth and Spmt Coalition.
will speak.
A Native American speaker will offer story-telling
"Where Do We Go from Here?" Small group discus­
sions will be led by folks from the Earth Day Coab­
tion to dw with questions raised by the day's
activities .
Crash out on the lawn. Bring the day of awareness
to an appropriate dose by sleeping on the Earth
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One-of-a
Page6
Friday, Aprill7, 1992 the Pioneer """"
Adolfo Garza, Features Edito: Young artist dis<
''Casablanca''-
by Adolfo GMU
of tN Pio.,.... lAg
CAST OF CHARAC I ERS
Rick Blatn\! Humphrey Bogart
ll:.a Lund Ingrid Bogman
Vactor l.u.lo Paul Hcnrcid
Captam Renault Caudc Runs
Major Stra .. ser Conrad Ve1dt
S. Ferran Sydney Crecn~t.treet
Ugute Pctcr Lorrc
Carl 52. Sak.lll
Yvonne Madeleine LeBeau
Sam Dootev Wal!!On •
•Jt is far,fa.r bnta-to Nn1e luot:d
IUid lost tl-...:rn fti'O(!r to ltllot loon/ at
1211:
C4S'bfmre» i~. quite simply, my
candidate for the greatest Holly­
wood movie of all time.
To anyone who admtn!S supe­
rior filmmaking craftsmanship, or
anyone who's ever loved and lo<t,
C.S4blsrru» is an unsurp.1~..00, su­
premely memorable moVIe that gets
bl.--ttcr with every viewing and never
fails to tug one's hea~trings .
You're probably familiar with
the story-during WWTI in French­
occupied Morocco, elusive night­
club owner Rick Blaine runs into
old flame Dsa Lund, with whom he
had a passiOnate affair in Paris be­
fore she disappeared, leaving only
a farewell note.
"'I cannot go with you or ever
r.ee you again. You must not ask
why. just believe, that J love you.·
Usa wrote to Rick. ·eo, my darling
and COd Bles5 you. • lls.1 and her husband, under­
ground lc:adcr Victor LanJo, are in
(. ' 11bl.mca in an attempt to e!Glpc
the Na. ·i~ by fleeing to U~bon, and
from Ltsbon to America.
Rick has the lett~ of tran!'it
signl'CI b • a high-ranking general
that are the only po -:tble means of
escape for U~'and Vtctor; howcv~,
Rick won't lt.'l them have them be­
cause he thinks ll!iil dt.'Ccivcd him.
The movie gets much of its vi­
taht · from Michael Curtiz' fast­
paced, no-nonsense direction .
When producer Hal Walli!! gave
the scn."-'n play to Curtiz. he warned
him that there were a few rough
spot~. •Don't vorry vat i~t rough,"
Curtiz. replied, •t make it go"<> fast
no one viii notice
C.I1S4bbmes~ io; perfect in ju'lt
about every a!>pcct. In the words of
film hJ~t.torian Leonard Malttn. "Ev­
ery part-right down to the tiniest
bit-is perfectly cast, evt.>T)' line of
dialogul.! counts, every camera
move heightens the drama. and
nobody sings 'As Time Goes By'
like Dooley Wilson ...
Also adding to the movie's
emotivity are the orcumstances
under which it was filmed. The
production on CaSRblmre» started a
few month~ after the attaclcat Pearl
Harbor, tn the darkest days of the
war for the allies and at a point of
gtcat uncertainty and apprehension
for the United States
Many of the actors saw thetr
lives altered as a result of the war·
Hcnreld, Veldt, Sakall Lorre ~ LeBeau and many of the c:tt­
tTil" fled wartim" Europe to
t!Seapc the Third RCJch.
The screenplay for
Cas~Jbla rtCQ is crcditt..-d to
Julius J. Epstein. Philip C.
E~tcin and Howard Koch.
How·ever, Walli'>and Curtiz
abo contributed to th~ de­
velopment of th~ story.
The cru.ltlw collabora­
tion resulh::d an a perfect
blend of rom.rncc. action and
advcnt:urc. th~ ido:uism and
cynicism of Rick and Renault
;1re also P'!rf-cctly balanced .
~a use of the conc;tant
rewrites, the lead actors
didn't know how the moVie
would end until the final
week of shoonng. adding to
the ambigutty of the•r per·
fOrmanccs .
In the fina.l <1irport
!-CC.ne,. Rick regains his iomer
self-respect by being able to
put behind a bcJ.utiful ro­
mance that WMn't meant to
be.
By putting it behind, he
is able to shed his world
weary cynicism in favor of
h1Sformcrtdeali.sm HissouJ
haVIng been freed, he's once
again able to believe in the
cause of h-eed om.
Here's looking at you,
CASQbt.anaa .
A brand tutV print of
Casablanca will play for two
t«ds JJt Cm.muz 21 Rick Blaine (Bogart) and lisa Lund(Bergman): Here's looking nt you,
Opening this Friday: "The Babe," ''City of Joy," ''Roadside Prophets"
by Adolfo Cup
oft~ Pion«1 Log
•THE BABE (Oir: Arthur Hiller.
john Goodman, Kelly McCIIJis,
Trini Alvarado, Bruce Boxleitner .)
Sentimental biopic of b.l~U leg­
end Babe Ruth(Coodman), whose
widowed father abandoned him at
an early age at Baltimore's St. Mary's
Home for Boys.
When his talent get~ him to the
major league!~, Ruth indulges in
"broad& and beer,· doorrung hi5
marriage with Helen Woodford
<Aivnrado);hisserond wifu,formCT
Ziegfeld Folly girl Caire Hodgeson
<McGillis, last seen in The J\~,
helps Ruth pull through the low
points of his career.
A since e. touching film, with
on-target performances; beautiful} y
shot by Hukell Wexler with cri5p,
nostalgic period detaJI.
•CII Y OF JOY CDir: Roland )or.fe..
Patnck Swayze, Pauline Collins.)
An American doctor (S~'ilyze), a
Bntish nurse (CoUins) a.nd an In­
dian farruly in Cakutta work hard
to improve the situation o( thcir
community, and must fac,_.. a local
godfather who eeks to extort
money ftom them.
Longish, manipulative and
sometimes heary-handcd; fUm'&
message seem~> to be that the prob­
lema of the Third World can only be
solved by Angto-Saxons .
•THe CUTrJNC EDCE <Moira
Kelly, 0.8 S\'o·ceney) A touchy fig­
ure sk.ater CKelJy) and a hockey
player <Sweeney) get paned up
against their wishes. At first they
hate each other. And then they
don't. Then they &tart to like one another... The
rutting edge of
movi~ tt isn't,
but at least it's
pcrftJrmed with
gu~to by the
le.1ds.
• FERNGUll Y: since Sltzcker.
Added attractions: ap~JCa:·
ances by Arlo Guthrie, Tim1otl!r
leary and DaVid Ca1r.1din~; JW;
Cusack's cameo (a., Caspar
Dine and Dasher'') is a howl.
THE LAST
RAINfOREST
(Animated
Voices of: Robin
Williams, Chris-­
t ian Sli.lter,
Samantha
Mathi1, Tim
Curry.) Thcfair· onn G041Hinlan) and Zieglfeld Girl Clajre Hodgeson
(Kelly McGillis) in Universal's Thl Babt. • ROADSIDE
PROPHETS
(Oir:Abbe Wool
john Doe, Ad:un
Horovit7. ) This
cool and crazy
road moV1c has
biker Joe Mosley
COoe) and hi~
tag-along com­
panion Sam
(Horovitz)
scarchmg for El
Dorado, Ne­
vada, in order
for}octotakcthc
ashes of a late • THUNDERKEART CDir: Michad
Apted Val Kilmer, Sam Shcplwd.
Graham Greene.) An FBI agent"'.,"·
Native American blood (Kilmer,
seen as jim Momson m ~ Doots)U
ao;signt'CI to aflstst agent Shephard
in am urdcr case on a South 0.1bu
rc5eTVJtion, he' !Pi bcfricnd1..od by a
tribal police offlc.cr CC.rccnc 04:
nominee for Danas With WottY;s}
Noble antcnhons can't make upfo:
ies of Fcmgully must face the de­
structive land developers (and an
evil demon) who are destroying
their rainforest . The mo\lle '> hmely
«elogicaJ m~sagt-: barelycompm­
satcs for the emasculate story and
character development.
•THE LAWNMOWER MAN
CPaerclC Brosnan, jel( Fahey, Jenny
Wnght.) By muan5 of virtual-real·
ity. a sc:icnti--1 (Brosnan) artificially
lnaca51«!5 the intelligence of a re­
tarded man (Fahey). Stupid,
unim<lginativcly dhect4..>d film has
about five minutes of cool computer
animation and 95 minub..'S o( the
usual Stephen King hocus--pocus ;
Wright (Twister) is wasted ina small
part as Fahey's love intcnl6t.
• MISSISSIPPI MASSA LA (Oir:
Mira Nair. Denzel Washington,
Sonta Choudhury, RoshanScth.) ln
a small MissiMippi town. a black
Amt.~rican CWashing ton) and a
young woman from India
(Choudhury) begin a love affair, to
the outrage of the communit y and thewoman'aparents . Will their love
OVl!J'COme all ob~taclcs? A ~low and
predictable n.~h.lsh of ... Romoo and
Juliet."'
• NEWSIES (Oir: Kenny Ortega.
Christian &lc. Bill Pullman. Ann­
Margrct. Robert Duvall, Michrn?l
Lerner.) Musical b.'l~ on the New
York City newsbo)'5's fitrikcof 1899
against Joseph PuUtzcrCDuvaiJ) . As
far as Disney pictures go, thi~one is
hall-hc.arted and uninvolvang.
Movk>gocrs looking for a good
mus1ca.l will havl' to hcad for the
VJdeo 5tore. if Hollywood really
me.ms to bnng b.1ck. the movie mu·
sica), It's going to have to try a lot
harder.
• THE POWER OF ONE CDir: John
C. A vild6Cn. Stcpht>n Dorff. Annin
Mucllcr·Stahl, John Ciclgud, Mor·
gan Freeman, Fay Masrerson .) What
do you say about a movie where
two main characters get clubbed to
duth7 As little as possible. Photo­
graphed by ~n Semler <D.lnaJ>
With Woltlcs, Clfy SUclcnt). friend to his fi­
rwl reo;ting place. Eccentric and
endeannSi the most offbeat movu?
• Apt'">d's muddled narrative and
gratuitous violence.
ar meal deals.
Just $2.25. Everyday,
1:30 to 6:30,
9:30 to close.
23S SW Ftru .,, O:.l
Pl'ftl:mJ,O R ~21-75 .. 2 by Hddl Soli
oft~ Pt.On«r Log
This week's One-of•
........v1ewce i' Dave And ret
you have seen Dave
Calobo play ,lt the Pl
'"'A trnrva l IS or tn one of tt
pla~ the band h"'c; t
~~.:c~ to play Today, he
ofTMP1onat
talldng .1bout
band, him5-etf
• other c;urpns- 11
in Wre5l!'
Our fir!>t topic
inl(:a!Cltbo ;·I a 'lkaci
th~ band first
, 'The b,md
:utCd with C<1leb
t. We wrote
~·•fi,.. .t c:ong when
were 12 yea~ pi
dn
u was about bcing in a
· up some beautiful
.lwasca Ued '&by in a Smol
hope they l.1ke rcquest!l
concert, U 'iOunds lik4
•
"When I came to ~
we met Chn-. Espal"'
iingcr. The three of us
-·~cino together, and thil
Jenny the piano play
pined with Kenny and
Have you guys mad4l
~tt? 1'he first demo tape 1
In Seattle, when tt Will
Caleb We recently
'-."r4inc· -···"'"'Corvalli"
by John Frost
of the PiDnar ~
The typical vision of
mun i.s one of acadcmtc Pl
speakers swirling around
an't take anymore. But
DOt the case at the 11th A
dcr Studi~ Symposaum .
This year there were
rate theater production~
aymg the sympostum.
facd a break from the rJ
discussion panel.
"Aim and Sympath
Anthony and Ellzab
~ton,. opened the ~
. Ia~ Sunday afternoon.
character play used thea
and lettc.r; of Anthony a1
to compose the dialogu
Conversing, and at
bickenng forth and bac~
acters effioently moved
mce through the fir;.t
women'~ movement.
Both Kathleen W
Diane Olsen gave warm
· IOuching portrayal!; ·
1 the play so wonderful
plexity and strength oft
Cl.ASSBS BBOIN:
UA '!'! APRIL 3(
GNAT: APIJL lf: the Pioneer
, Features '-'Ull
~made
1s looking at you, kid.
pphets"
r
attractions: aooc~r·
•rio Guthne, Tirr1oth,.
David Carrndinc;
tmeo (a<; Caspar "'lh
asher' ) i!> a howl.
RHEART <Dir: Midw!
KiLmer. Sam Shephard.
ne.) An FBI agent wtth
rican blood (J<ilmcr, Ll~
~orri..c;on in TN Doors}U
assist agent Shephard
c:aseon a South Dakau
he'!' befriended by •
officer (Greene, ()s(:~r
r Dtmas With WoiM)
tions can't make up fot
;a.ddlcd nnrrattvc ;and
iolence.
ryday,
~e. 17. 1992 Page 7
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One-0£-a-Kind Dave Andrews talks about his band, Calobo
Young artist discusses composing music, playing at the Plattform and find1ng a sponsor tor a demo tape.
by Heldl Soli
of th.t Pwn«r L.og
Thl' week'., One-ol·a-J<jnd
.... ~li..,.~Ycc is OavcAndrt>\Wl Per
you have ~n Dave and his
Cillobo play Jt thl! Pl:ntform
Corvolllsor inoncol thl! many
.... ~ .... plac~ the bond ha' bt-cn re­
~ ·c<l to play. Todc1y he ic; on the
ofTht PioNer
t.llking about
band, him~lf live 50Und with 11 prok. ·11onal au·
dlo system. but we wen: all~ ncr·
VOU!\ that mght thot Wt! ju~t fa1kd
We arc trying to find comrone who
will <tpon~r mnking a demo tape or
an album
t:>oes C3lobo 'llill play in the
Plattform? 'We Wt:rc told that we
weren't allowed to pl..1y in the Plat·
t(orm anymore ~"'Caur.c we draw dollars a night with a lroc b.lr tab .••
I drank like a fish."
I It Col5Y for: you to wntc or
compose lyrics? '~usic to me h:u
alway' b\.ot:n a sourec of an out I~ of
tmlohon, Hk.e getting dumpc."CC or
60mc>thtng wcird that sp.itks my
emotions . The best t-Ongs I have
wntt~n have come out in 15 min·
utcsat throe 11\ the morning. lliJu.!
to be really
mellow. and
I hkc to rock,
other ~urpris­
intcrcst!'>.
Our fir t topic
ns()lJo,bo;·l asked
the band fint
"The bo~nd
o!\11'...:! with Caleb "We were told that we weren't allowed to
play in the Plattform anymore because we
draw too big of a crowd." too. Someof
our songs get
pretty hc.wy
for us. They
arc no&
I. We wrote
""""•ro.t c;.()ng when
Wl'ro 12 ye.ns
il was about being m a bar and
l:;dll~lt up some beautiful woman.
IJ~Va! c.1lled 'Baby Ina Smoky Bar '"
hope they take requests at theu
concert, it 'iOund!' like a good
"When I came to Lewi~o and
we met Chris E-;palan who is
linger. The three of us started
.mrk:inll together and thts fall we
jenny the piano player, then
pined with KeMy and Tom -.
Have you guyo; made a demo
"The first demo tape we made
mIn Seattle, when it was just me
Cllcb We recently hired a
:ll'C01rdi·r llt guyU\ Corvalli~ who does -Dave Andrews,
One-of-a-lGnd grunge or
thrash, but
they can re-
too big of a crowd." Apparently
there had bl"Cn a fire tn a dorm
room the mght of .1 conrort and a
fire lane wa" blocked by car&
After tt had bC!Cn put out, the
fire chtef walked through the
Plattform and saw too many people
smoking and drinking . Conse­
quently, LC wa~ slapped wtth a btg
fine and Calobo ts not allowed to
play there again.
Dave nellt told me about 50 me
of his early solo t!Xpcrienccs . "I
started playmg gig., for mom.-y tn
Sun Valley. l was 18 at the time but
poople thought I was 26 b\.>c:ause I
had a full beard. They p.lid me 75 ally rock
too ...
Would you like to be a musi·
cian in the future' "Yf..l. I thmk it
wtll be hard. Everybody says th.lt
the .lwy to your cat'C\!r is to mokt.•
sure you enjoy it."
Another interest of O.wc, were
he not to b«ome a musiCian, is law
l!nforrement. lnterestingcombtn<~­
tion, eh? "My mom told me that
when I was little, I would find a
piece of driftwood on the beach,
hold it like a microphone , and start
<>inging. Ten minut~ later I'd be
using the same piece of wood 35 a
gun... Dave has accompanied po­
li~ offic~ 11\ California tO gain Dave Aodr~ during one or the Calobo concerts
expencncc and to be m on the ac­
tion. He said he did not really want
to be a cop. but ralhi!r something
along the linc5 of a pnvatc dctcc· twe, "( wouldn't mmd working for
the FBI or maybe the DEA ... \'\ell
not the DEA, I'd run into too many
people I know ...
Theater productions provide needed break from the action at the Symposium
by John Prost
of tN Pioneer L.og
The typical vis ton of a sympo­
sum is one of ac.1dcmic papers and
Jpeaken ~wirling around until you
can't take anymore. But that was
cotthccaseatthc 11th Annual Gen­
der Studies Symposium .
This year there were two sepa­
rate theater productions accomp.l·
llying the symposium . Each of­
l'md a break from the rigor of the
dlSCUssion panel
"Aim and Sympathy Susan B.
Anthony and Ehz.abeth Cady
Stanton'" opened the symposium
b't Sund.ly afternoon This two­
characterplilyused the actual words
1nd lt.>ttcn of Anthony and St.1nton
to compose the dialogue
ConvOl'Sing, and at times even
bkkcnng forth and back, the char­
lldcrs efficiently movt."CC the audi·
t'lla! through the fi"t wave of the
Y.'Omcn'-. movement.
Both Kathll-cn Worley and
, Diane Olsen gave warm, funny and
· touching portrayals. "'What makes
1 th~ pl.ly 50 wonderful is the com­
. plcx1ty and strength o( thetr friend·
CLASSBS BBOlN:
UAT-. APIUL 30ib
OMAT: AI'IUL 20ib ship,,. $c1id Worley
., Aim and Sympathy'' was
funded by the Oregon Countil for
the Humanities . The show will not
run a gam until.lfter November due
to Measure 5 budget cu~.
The second production of th~
sympo<:tum was a moving and
thought-provokmg portrayal of
domestic violence put on by the
Hundreth Monkey Thc.1tcr Collcc·
tive. With its extremely rcalbtic
setting and acting. H49.t9 S.E.
Mlllvicw'' packt."Cl an emotional
Here's your chance to catch
a special 03dvancc screening ol
the MW movie Tlv Playboy~ n~~xt
Monday, April 20.
Tlv Playbuys, ~t in a ... mall
Irish vtllnge in 1957, b an l·mo
honal .. tory of u ficrct.!ly
andepcncnt woman caught be­
tween the dcsi~ or two men in
a world on the edgt: of changt!.
A~ Finney, Aidan Quinn
and Robin Wright 6tar m the
film.
To win a tree ~c;s for two
pcopla, !.imply answer the fol­
lowing trivia questions :
• Atdan Quinn played Rob·
ert DcNiro' brother in this 1986
histoncal epic
•Albert Finney "tam.'<i in
th1e. 1963 Oscar winner tor Best
Picture
•Quinn wa!'; this director's
altL•r ego tn this 1990 family
dramiD S4.'f tn Baltimore .
• Finnev co-starred with • Audrey Hepburn in thi5 1967
Jove story filmed on thcroodsof
Europe.
Send your cntrlt::s to: A.
Garza, The Pwn«r Los. Bol( 121,
before Monday at noon. punch that won't be forgott-en for
• qutt~ some ttme
Thepl.ly ts~ ina house where
a couple haot invited ~me guests
over for dinner. As the play un­
folds. the tcnston builds and build c;.
Even th~denou.mc.nt maintains the
tugh energy lcvcl that kt.>eP" the
audu:nce cnthnlh.'Cl .
The Collective shunned <.tlmost
all traditional theater styles m the
production. What has grown from
that t4-""'Ction ha~ been alm05t rcvo-lutionary, c:c~inly activating £3ch
3dOr d\.>SefV\." pr.u~ for their role
in the pl.1y, but thrredc:.o;crw extra.
Laura Graves, who portrays
the old ~ool chum, m11lv makes • the pl.1y flow, where it could easily
be bogged down byoverwhclming
cmotton. (A..>rek O'B.lnnon plays
the only malcch.'tract'-'1' in the play.
W1thin hts character lies the ab!<l­
lutc horror of domestic violcncl!
O'B.lnnon'sactmg made the horror
imposstblc to ignore. Thcro.ll glueofthcptav tSHciJ1
V;)n$choonhovt•n who pl .. vll
01.1nnc _, the WJ(c. Through
VanSc:hoonhovcn's non-"·.crbal
communtcation, the audience i<~
cng3gcd and set 1nto deep sclf-n.. ...
fkrtion. Her character is dynnmac.
her acting superb.
If you missed tht pbydunng
th~ sympo tum then gct yc to th
Portland-~'1de productton that
opens on May 1 undt::r the title
'"7th and Fo1ilmg • Call284-1705 for
more tnfunnation
'I ANK YOU THANK YOU THA~K YOU THANK YOU ·rHANK YOU
Heather Thomas, Jenn Berry, Jeff Ranta, Josh Tabor
and the rest of the Platt-Howard Hall Council
would like to thank everyone who helped u'
make Casino ight a big success.
Those people include, but certainly aren't limited to: •
ASLC
SOFA
Print Shop
Bon Appetit
Amy Beacom
Nicole Beck
Sandi Bottemiller
Leah Castella
Greg Caldwell
Mike Cronin
Rick Debellis
Eric Dilln1an
Kiley Dumas
Sone Filipo
Jay Friends
Edgard Garcia
Kim Gester Jim Grant
Robin Hagedorn
Marie-Claire Vohnson ­
Strreight
Coca-Cola
Rocksoft Futon
Sheridan Jump Center
1a~on Ham
Su an Hopp
Robin Hunter
Suzie Hunrer
Karen lcke..-.
Zach Isenberg
Yui Kato
Mary Keir
Pe~ephone Mellin
Rebecca La Barge
Karl Lewin
Dennis Madson
Bonnie Okamoto Dobrina Okom
Scou Pillar
\Vendy Roben
Steve Schiveley
Tammy Smith
Mike Sexton
Joe Simmon
Jen Swartz
Leslie Thatcher
GnrvTimm ..
~1\chele Toppe
Ray Warren
Ann \Vhiting
A ID EVERYONE
\VHO PARTICIPATED! PageS
Friday, Aprill7, 1qq2 the Pioneer Log
Brett Pull, Forum Editor
.... ericans react with anger in the face of Japanese uintperi • m''
Arc Americans radically pNju­
di"''<i agam<;t the Jap3n~7 The . ., ..
ans~ ·cr as yes. • In the
years after
World War
It, Japan
and the
United
States b'-'­
camc the
odd couple
of the ire£
world ao;
America
brought fa­
pan almost
unihi!oout
o( the Yui
Kato
ashe!t. Today. Japan retum'l.t stream
of high quahty consumer goods to
Amen ca. The Japanes.c. command­
ing a powerful. dynaauc economy,
~proud and confident
Thewansovcr
"The Cold War is their contempt for Amct'ica Dtct
offidals.tkuraucht i~ thcP'-~n who
~id, • Amcnc.1n workcM> are lary
and illiterate .. and .1 japan~ Rlr­
Clgn Mini(h.:rd'-ogradcd Chin~ and
Afro-Americans a few yoar. ago
Thc1r ro~ ot action ic,
wor.oe than American pro­
paganda againc;t the Japa­
nc:a.c in World War U.
ThcYcnisnow Japan's
wc.1pon. japan io; continu­
ou~ly •dropp1ng" tt on the
land of America. The Jl:''. .,,. ,.
bomb ites .ndudc
Hollywood and the
Roddcllcr Ccn
mr, Los Ange­
les. Detroit, and San
Franc1M:O The moM n..wnt acquisi­
bon i~ Seattle. ler~ Hawa1i the 50th
o;tate of Amenca or the 3000th is­
land of Japan?
Amencans used to feci propn-
T h c
Amcri·
cans, fac­over and japan
won/" lS a popular
lintl But once again
this odd couples i5
on thev~ofstart·
mganothcrwar. the Tile Yett is now Japan's weapon. Japan
is continuously "dropping# it on tlte
land of America. Ing the
harshjapa ·
nc"c cco­
nomlc ... tm-
pc.rta.lis m"
in thetr
heartland ,
t-end tore-economic version of
Pearl Harbor
Why' Blame it on the shame­
ful, over-confident Japanese pohti·
ciaru who become more open in
Discriminatory
flyer condemned
To the &litor:
Recently, an ino:tance of racial
di.<.erimination on our campus was
brought to my attention Some in­
ternational ~tudents told me that
there were signs in the basement of
the library which use very discrimi·
natory language towards intem.a·
rional students. The stgn.s have a
btg headline on the top of the page
!iaytng: YOU, IGNORANT? Then it
goes on to encourage student~ to
save paper by recycling tNtead. o(
throwing it away. This] fullyagnx:
with. It is what foUows thlS section
of the flier that ts dlSCriminatory
and degrading . lt IS dt.reetly ad­
dres.sed to the mter national stu­
dents, and &ays.
INTERNATIONAL SIVDENIS.
YOU MAY NOT BE FAMIUAR
wrrn RECYCLING WHAT IT
MEANS IS YOU T AJ<E A PROD­
UCT AND MAKE IT BACK INTO
A NEW ONE. you ARE ~or IN
YOllR HOME COVNIRY. SQ
DQN7 TRASH AMERICA'S RE·
SOlJRCES!I
M the ASLC VJce President for
intemationalstudcnts ,l,along wnh
the other Student Coundl leaden
represent the intet eats and rights of
the international students on thi•
aunput. On behalf of the Student
Council, I. strongly condemn and
protest •uch diac:riminatory lan­
guage.. whatever tort of good cause
it may be espousing. International
RUdenta are the ones who make
LewlJ • Ouk what it is: A highly
recognlud 'lntemationaf and 'cul­
turally diveae' iNtiturinn. They ctary about the Japanese. The Japa­
nc-;e depended on the Americans ,
and the Americans depended on
don't, and never should be, treated
like bunch of muted, ignorant
people. ln fact, the 200 interna­
tional students here at LC. whorome
from 45 different countries of the
world, are o;ome of the bnghtest
and most intelligent students from
thcir home countries .
The Student Council would like
the party (or parties) to is.c;ue a for­
mal letter of apology We want the
LC commun1ty to be more aware of
the discnmmation which goes on
here at Lewis and Clark and con­
demn it openly tn order to discour­
agetheforce!'behind suchdiscruru•
nation
SluUtub Shah fillAni
ASLC Vra Pnstde:rtt
for irtUnt4JzoltAI studntts
Amy Beacom
eMir, ASLC Sta.ulctt Council
SAFERIDE needs
volunteers
To the Editor:
Last lCJ 111 a group of &tude:n~
got together and began Saferide
We wereconcrt ned over the amount
of drunk driving that occurs in the
Lewis and Clark community and
dcddod this would be a place to
start to help alleviate this problem.
From the beginning Saferlde was
very auoceMful. On average we
drove thirty to forty students every
weekend to and from off-campus
parties or from anywhere they
needed a ride. Thl.l program can
not at thit point beendoned by the
coUege, therefore student. have
taken it upon thcirown Initiative to
begin thi• program. What this
rneanJ 1..s that the Sateride volun-act with anger An ear surgeon m
Ohto offered rus 75 employw. $400
cash for buying a new American
teers dnve theu own can, under
their own msurancc, pay for their
own gas, and spend seven ho~ of
the~r Friday or Saturday mght de­
voted tosavinghvcs. Evc.rystudent
that uhllz.cd Saferide thanked us
profusely and emphas1zed how
tmportant 1t was The reason I'm
writing today is that at this stage
Saferide cannot continue if we do
notgetvoluntoezs.lfc;tudentscould
devote one night of the term to an­
swering phones or driving we
would nothaveaproblem Butas1t
stands Safcnde can not opctate this
term if there continues to be Uttle
student involvement. This is a plea
to the students to reallz.e that this is
a valuable program and it needs
your help We would like to see
Safer-ide restarted torught If any­
onei&mtercstcd ln helpingout ,(cars
are not necessary, you could an·
swer phones) please contact me at
x7152or Box319and I will get back
to you immediately .
Congratulations
to The Log staff
Dar ScotL
Bravo to the Log and to you person­
ally for pulling down 1 he Award a o(
Merit from the Oregon Newspaper
PubUshing Association! The Log lJ
a cl.aaa ad, and we aU talc.e pride In
your achievements. CM This is called Npro-Amcrican·
a sm.,. Although pro-Americanlsm
cxlc;ts almoc;t everywhore in
America. many American s today
consider the Japan~ be1ng more
induo;trlally skilled American!' ,uc
beginning to rc:.o:pect the) apancsc in
~me ac;p«ts
It 1<~ true that the diplomatic
rclauons between the odd couple is
Improving Youngjapan~admare
Ounng the 11th Annual Gcn·
der Symposium, I was twice intro­
duced to keynote addres!>CS as the
genius behind the Electronic Salon.
The Elec­
tronic Sa·
lon was the
extension
of the sym­
posium
I n t o
cyberspace
via e-mail
and the
wonderful
con versa·
tion pro­
S r a m .
Michael
Mooney
and Susan John
Frost
Parr, bothemmeouslyind icated my
bnlliance in their welcoming
speeches.
• J am saying it now, for the
"'I"CC....,'Ord, that they were wrong. Wlule A mcrican culture, while the Am~
cnn youthc;constantJy buy Japa~
coMumcr goods. Culturally ,~
hn tto n.'l respect each other morethaa
In the p.ut
Yet many polit1ci01ns in
)dpanc-.c Diet believe the .mti-Jap.
ncsc ~ntlmcnt tn Amcnca t.S
Some believe that the Am12ricaru
hate to adm1t thi~ truth The •-
conli.twed on page ~
because the school doesn't wuntto
diversify its curriculum I& polltial.
Where are the open and . tnrot\t+ON
dialogues about these polltio.ze!
concerns?
Neither are these 1solated
events It Is a genuine trend
Many of the pohticall•
marginalized programs don't CXl\1
or lack funding This is the lastye4:
of the Sc1ence, Technology and ViJ.
ucs program Axed due to a poht!o
cally contcxtcd lack of desire to find
o;ufficient funds
Therc.uc no Bl.lckStudics,EtJI.
ntcStudtes, Lesbian/Gay /Bi~
Studies or Peace Studies prograrru
or department s The one politically
controversia l program at Lewis 1M
Clark IS the Gender Studies Pro­
gram
For those of you who can't
ro3dy o;ensc it, the gender studil-,
program is in terrible danger at LC.
Jean Ward is stepp1ng down fror
The refusal to value a feminist tenet of
community work is political. The decision
to not tenure a professor because the school
doesn't want to diversify it's cut-ricu lum is
political.
1 stood accepting applause, the per­
son behind the concept went unno­
ticed. I realize now, as I sit In front
of the computer tenninal, that I
should have done something . But
hindsight Ls said to be 20/20.
You see this person. the true
genius, 1..5 a faculty petson The
refusal of Mooney and Parr to see
the faculty member's work. indi­
cates to me the admlnlstTatioru lack
of emphasis on community work.
There is a refusal to adnlit that
professors, like this one, often do
wonderful thing$ for the school on
campus and with students. And
this refusal to place primary value
on these things, lB indicated by the
double oversights of Mooney and
Parr. What became obvious at the
Gender Symposium lJ that these
oversights are poUticalln nature.
The refusal to value a feminist
tenet of community work, Uke this
professoJ'I and othen, la political.
The decision to teach capitalism and
call it economics la poUtical. The
dodslon to not tenure a professor the position ofSymposium Oira:t«
last year, although regretfully OJI!­
vensent, was the result of tilt
administration's refusal to aclcnowt­
cdge the work Involved In runn~
a mmor and a sympos1um at thr
same time.
I am graduating this year, bull
am very, very Interested In kno"·
ing who the administration wiUCUI
mto taldng the mantle of the ~
posium. This mantle is now carriel
by Laurie Anke, who ls leaving 11
for gtee.ner pastures at Kenyon CoJ.
lege. One must assume that Finlt
was offered a better deal frol!l
Kenyon. One can only guess as
why L.C is no longer attractive I~
Finke.
Thus, one might also comf*C
the ftnanclaldlfferences between ttw
lA tymposiumand theCendcrS)'III'
poslum. l..aJ1 week's Log editorill
expoted the 520.000 diffel'enct ill
fu ndlng. These d lffenmces are hOI'
rendoua to begin with, but becOGif
monstrous when you figure in tht
number of sess.iorueachsymposi\IIJ
coni~ on pagt tli1rl Friday, AprillO, ll
a
Ha hu hce h..1 ho! VI
1.1~t ttmc you laughed at I
thlll made you re-cvolu~
propriatencsso( your h uJ
,cUon7 Did
you tuugh
il a crude
joice that
hatefully
ridiculed
another
person or
culture?
Did you
5mill' with
glee when
SOIJlCbody
you know 1
tripped
over a rock
ind "mashed thetr faC1
trC!C whflc walking to c1
~-ou ever laughed at ~rt
bc<:nusethepcoplc.1rour
laughing?
Laughter ts an err
lc.lsc thal human bcin:
\hare in complex wayst!
in~ of happmes!> or tot
&lrwtth funny vibration
Unipola
the chaJ
us and
by Brett Pul
of thL P1on«r £
"'The world as no~
announces a Lewi~ anc
Cessorof International)
Basic Facton, clas!>. ·~
vtet Union gone," he <
the United States rema
Like o'
terms:- t..j
you so 'U
mt:!mbers of the clas
proVIng "yes," and o
him blankly. Am 1 th
aroused by the incont
newly coined word?
Unipolar. I try ro '
my mouth. lt justcioes
Since ''uni" means -~o
lat' assumes il divt
parts, I rc.1son, then u
halfoftwo,orone. 1ft
equals one then Unit
number one, right?
L i k c
other
tauto­
logical
I A +
Wlm.-...._ ___ _
i( you nuke me I'll
we're all safe-th1~
Not only do 1 not
United States Is the
world power that
believe umpolar Is a
logical word 10 d~~rl
.statio! of world l\fkur<l
The problem
is pnmarUy a mattel
We can subsitttutc
"unipolarity" and
If such a word fit~
undcntandlng of
Unlike unipo
tuorld order, bi'p 'OfM ,~ e Pioneer Log
Forwn Editor
ialism''
ture, while the Amm­
nstantly buy Japa~
bds. Culturally, Will·
~teach other more~
tny polltidnns in t~
t believe the .tnti·Ja~.
nt in A mcricJ I' l'lcbt
c that the AmcriCll'.!
thi~ truth The b:rn
conJirwe.d on pas~ lll11t
• mtn
tee
$Chool doesn't wanttr
t:umculum is pollhal
le open and impo~
~ut these polltic:izel
r are thc~e isolated
a genuine trend
of the politically
:i programs don't~
ng. Thl<~ is the Ia~ yet
e, Technology and VL
A Axed due to a polill­
ICd lack of desire to fW
nds
reno Black Studies,
Lesbian/Cay /B1sexwl
ce Studies progral!ll
11\ts. The one politu:allT
tl program at Lewis&l\d
~ Gender Studtcs Pro-
se of you who can't
it, the gender studirl
n terrible danger at LC
stepping down fror
ist tenet of
The decision
.se the school
:urriculum is
pfSymposium Du'CCtll
~ugh regretfully a>rc
as the result of tht
n's~toa ckno~
k Involved in runni~
a symposium at tht
duating this year, butl
interested l.n know·
ministration will COl'
e mantle of the 5)'111'
mantle i5 now carriEd
ke, who Is leaving 11
stu res at Kenyon Col­
ust assume that Finkt
a better deal frotD
~e can only guess as to
o longer attractive to
f! mJght also comf*'
jtJfferences between tJw
lmand theGenderS)'11"
week's Log editorial
$20,000 dlffetence iJ
~differences ate hot
n with, but bccol*
hen you figure in tlw
,wons each tymposiull
COitli/wtd 011 fHJit tilf Friday, April 10, 1992
~~~------------------------------ Fo~nn --------------------------------------
a a ee 0 o! Lau ter can e ,
Hcl lw hce ha hoi When Is the
~~~ hme you laughed at something
!holt made you re-cvoluatc the .1p
propriatcn~!'l of your humorous rt.'­natcly, laughter's silly threads are
often interwoven with evil malice
.1nd 1~cure vdJ, that people in
power U6C to con-
trol their humih
att'd victim" color-roordln.tt.cd outfits form the
Cap.
Most minority kadr; arc ex· nally-ill cancer patacnt, l W.J~ con·
st.lntly lntcrruptl.-d by noi\5Cn5ical
commercials about whistling
tummy-tab·
lets and ,c~~on?Oid
you laugh
1t 11 crude
joke that
hatdully
radiculcd
another
person or
culture?
Old you
~mile with
glfl• when
somebody
vou know
tripped
over a rock Is Is appropri·
cJtc to make ,olu-s nt
the cxpcn~ of oth·
en.' I thank it de­
pend" on who you
are laughang at. ff
you Llugh at .& po­
litical figure like Laughter is the best medicine if
we use it in a kind way. We ntust
redefine the laughter of our lives! laughang
Slurpcc
• s1ppcrs.
T h I s
tclcvl cd
emotional
c:h.lo" turned
mybrcunmto
Monica
and <~mashed their face againc;t a
tree while walking to class? Have
you (.'VCr laughed at "<>met hmg just
tecausethepcoplearound you were
laughing?
l...lughter is an emotional rc­
lc;lS<. that human beings use and
sharo m complex ways to show £eel
ing" of happaness or to spice up the
air with funny vibrations. Unfortu Dan Quayle, your
bitter chuckles mJy empower you
to mock his political position with­
out directly hurting Quayle's inter­
nal :.<>ul But if you laugh at an
mdtvidual JUSt bt:cause thc1r v1cw~
and lifestyle are different than your
own, your lewd laughs can deeply
.1ffcct th~Jir se}f~tet.>m ,
Kids Ciln be exceedingly mc.1nl
ln hlgh.r;chooJ, anybody that looks,
talks, or th1nks in a different way is
attacked, ndiculc.'<i and ostracvcd
Poor children are laughed .1t be­
cauo;c thctr parent~ can't afford to
buy them trendy Cues~ jeans and
Unipo ·ty reconsid~-=
the changing focus of
us and them
by Brett PuU
of thr Pio1Uit!r Log
'The world is now unrpolar, ''
announces a Lewi.., and Clark pro·
lessor of International Affairs to his
Basic Factars class 'With the So­
VIet Umon gone H he qu1ps, "only
the Untted States remains." A few War made S«!nse bt.'Cau~of the clo~
connection between the word and
thecondlhons1tdeo;cribes TheCold
War wa'\ the result of fundamcn­
taJiy opposmg political force:s that
split the world into two earn~ E.lst
v .. West Like a magnet whtch con·
tam~ two reg1on.., of opposing
power, two com~>ting "upetpow-
Like other tautological LA
terms if you nuke me I'll nuke
you so were all safe this one
bothers me. cludoo (onn the coolest clique5 un·
less they water down their cultural
m11nncrismo; and confonn to the
SUllie quo '~ c;iJly rut~ . Nerd<~ . gay
teens and creative re~ts arc threat·
cncd With ph~lcal violence by the
plcasure-K'cl<.ing Rambo studo; that
(ccl thr\!.ltcncd when somebody in
class lika ., to study date mcmber5
of thetr own !'leX or wCJr colorflJI
costume-.
When I was in high school, not
a~ingledaypac;scd by that I wo15 not
put down or laughed at cruelly by
the merry mainstream mob. Some
of the profer.son. JOIO(.oO in on the
fun by making me mto a mocking
example of what h.1ppcru; when
you don't confonn One
day, Mr. Kuola Bear,
myCan.'\!rsand Coal~
teacher, forced me to
go to the bo1throom to
wash my face. "be­
C.lusc lmyl appc.1r
anc:c wao; distracting the othur stu·
dents," He rudely satd that my face
was t'unny enough-! did not have
to apply clown makeup to look like
a goon. Everyday , the cool kid'i
made me feel sttlpid and ugly with
their evil "~an<1j)nedim~n,ional
)Oklng word!' . . • none of them
~.>emoo to realize how much all of
their laughh .. 'T hurt me m .. ~ide .
Th1s ambtguous nature of
laughter is rem forced bv the media,
which throw" tunny and o;criow
things together m a to-.S«t ~lad
that can uste~wcet like tender b~.
or bitter like vinegar dressing For
c'lGUJlplc while I wa!i watching a
serious docu-<irama about a t~Jnm a remote con­
trol thought
zappcr .•• the mor•• commi:!Teials I
saw, the harder it W<lc; for me to
separate what WcJS funny from
what was intnn­
r;fcally sad, vio­
lent or painful.
0 u
society's mood·
tickling attJtuu~~;
towards puin
become ex-
tremely tram;­
parcnt.
Children
lco1rn
t 0
~
when
t1at cnrtoon
ch.uacccrs get
hurt, ~~u~ they
know by experience
that the napping
anns ar.d mutil.:~h.'<i
nCY.CS will pop back like
super slinkics a fuw moml~nts later.
It's tun to watch Wile E.
Coyote's bodv blow up when hie;
sly dynamlt(; lnck.., to catch the sp;-myRoad Runn~C"'BccpBccp!"' )
backfire. The problem with am­
matl.'<i laughter, howcvcr, 15 that 1t
teaches ~ads that violence is funny,
.1s long as tt dO<!Sn't affect you.
We arc also programmed h~.c
parrots to ldugh at .. funny thtngs""
at approprilltc tim • Sitcom like
"I Dream of jeannie .. pipe m a prc­
rl1.-ord('d ktughmg track to gntc their
TV viewing audaencc a b1a.s.cd idea
of what is funny enough to laugh
about. This is unfortunah! bccau!>C
u takes way the spontanctty of
laughter. In n..--al hfe. many pcoplr.
might refrain from t!X"pressing joy
unless others :»re laughmg too Or
they may Llugh at some body's mis­
takes ju"t beau thcu peers arc
m.1kmg fun of them Like-
wise, if somebody at a
party mis"·~ th~
punchline of i.l
~'lllV JOke, you are
made to feel un­
comfortnblc for
not sharing the
sam~ funny bone
severy body else.
We must rcde­
fineth • l.lughterof
our hvcsl Instead
oftaughingat each
olhcr"s pam m a
cruel way to <tp·
pear cool, we can
laugh at ourselves
in a positive way
to relieve the tcn­
~ions ol life. Laughter '"
c best mcdictne if we usc it
m .1 kind way.
An Optlmistac outlook on life
will put good feelings mto every
ttll ofyour body ..• ar yt>u chudtle
cvervd;,y, your blood will d:mcc
through your veins lik~ rhyth·
mic W.Jh!r fairie.. It's fun to say
.1nd do silly things, as long as
your Llughing words do not c:uf­
tocatc other P"-''PI~·" feelings in
a \\1Ckcd way. lo!ughtcr can
cure :us wuh light·h\!arh.'<i glt.-oc, or rt
can polSOn our h~rt5 wtth V1cious
<~milcy·f;.acc ¥cnom. It IS up to you
to choose what to laugh at.
members of the class nod an ap­
proving "yes," and others stare at
him blankly Am I the only person
iroused by the rncongrulty of thio;
newly coined word? ers fit into bipobr world Administration ignoring academic work
Umpolar I try rollingttaround
my mouth. It JUSttioesn't taste right After the rel.ltive decline ot the
Soviet Unton as one of two 'iUp\?r­
powers, the world doe; not become
umpolar, or as other lA types claim,
multipolar . More likely. the world ic;
now apolar. or lackmg polantv
SinO! uni" means .. one·· and "po- Unipolarity doec; not m01kc
lar assum~ a diVISion mto two sen~ in c1thcr the natur~l or ~al
part~. I reason, then unipolar means ~icnces In the physical world. dcc­
halfoftwo,orone. lftwominusonc tromagncts are polarized by an c.x­
eqwlsonc then United States is now tcmal fore~!. lf the force is removed.
number one, right? excited cJtoms return to their Mtu·
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other end·
tauto- i n g
1 A larity.
em.­
i( you nuke me I'll nuke you c;o
we ro all safe-tlm; one bothers me.
Not only do I not bellcvc that the
United St.ltes is thl! only rcmamang
world power that matters, I do not
belit'VC ump<~lar is a useful or even
log1cal word to dc<;eribc lhc cummt
state of world affaino
The problem with umpolarity
Is primarily a matter of wmantic.-.
We can ~ubsttitute word "x" £or
.. unipolarity" and avoid confusion
lhuch a word fits with ounntuitivc
understanding of thin~ .
Unlike llnipolDrity in the nt"W
tvorld onkr. l:ripolllrily in the Cold Lik~wi&e, Cold War tensions
produced a polarued world that
ended with the removal of the po­
Utic .:~l pcn:cptlon~ that dtvfd~'<i the
world.
The Cold War did not ~nd
bcc.1usc the Soviet Union literally
full off the map or b«au!'C Sovict
foreign policy suddenly became a
subordinntc as poet of U.S. foreign
policy as tho unrpownty camp may
say. Because word~ likcunipolo.nty
and multtpolnrltydonot make~'t\5e
intuitively. thl'y only muddll' our
comprchcnr.ion of the 1'\!.ll state of
mc..-mational aJt>~lr> cOfll~dfrompag ~ liglal
holds.
The tTertd b al.c;o evident m the
diversity or lack-there-of, at LC I
hBtc to h.up on it ag.1in, but where
dre the large numbers of mlnonty
students and faculty members that
-should exist m a "libcrnl art~" col­
h.-ge? The t1mcs for excuses are
over.
Whcrearcthe6upport ~y tern~
noodcd to makedivc~lty a re.tlity?
As1de trom a few adminic;trator..'
extra effort, where are ic: the com·
mitmt!nt? I hc.1rd th\? rumor of a
Black Student Union re.<.tarting at
LC Don't let 1t be a rumor
The above t"'a ll5t ofissucs I just
r.tndomly drew from 4largt'l' list of
concern~ that I and other. have
about U!wia and Clark. The list
would C.l~ily fill this edition
Howovcr, tor me, 1t is the ~lti"'t­
ence of this list that driv~ me to
stay actwe ln the LC community.
evcnn:ianalumonthcCcndcrStud·
il'S Alumnae Board. lt i\ my W<lY o(
being inquhitive (~hades of &5ic
Inquiry> and critiC3l Two valu~
(n.--q_ucntly cxtolcd by the ad mint&·
tr.thon .
The adminir.tration is ignoring
the work of profeMon like Deborah
Hl'.lth. the rczl fo~ behind thu ell.~
tronic salon R1chard Spielman, whom I pn.odict willl.lnd a 560.000
per year job with a larg~ p.1per or
magazine , and Michael Flower,
who~ work with sacncc, tt.>chnol­
ogy and v.llues isconsbntly ~--tting
the ~ientific world on its mr.
This y\lolr, students have man­
agl.'<i to .-.top the KLC move (for
now), protc-.t the RA firings and
organize.. 11 only for a brief whtlc. a :;aft.--rideprogram . I would P'-~tion
that this energy be directed tow.1rd
reversing the tTCnd of currcnt ad·
mtnistratavc dircctaon.
Don't ju t look at the school as
the academe. search for and find the
5C'hooh connections with the world.
View th ~ connections as impor­
tant and ignored. Thc.-n do som~
thing about it,
Japan vs. Anzerica: u1ho 's lazy lzere?
r:onJinMI:dfrom pogc ciJIJJ
"1azy Amcncan" then b<.'COmes re­
taliiltion in the mtnds of the japa·
ne<oc.
1f Americans arc lazy, they
would not lend <~upport to Jap.1n.
"'l,nzy"' 1s an anappropriatc word to
desa1bcthcir benefactor, ~>cau-se if
Letters to the
can be sent to LC bo
121 for our perusal.
We'll probably print
them, too. the Americans-arc '1azy"'. so are the
Japan~.
Livmg in an i50lated archi­
pelago for centuries, the japanese
arc .. till young mc.•mbersofthcmod­
cmi7.cd, C\'olutionary world. They
need to l('arn another new trad •·
respect for other
ditor PagelO
Friday Apnl17, 1991
Se' era I members from the Le" i.-, and Cbrk track team practice al
Eldon rtc tr:ack. Thr team has been quite 'ucce sful con,idcring
it' limilt'd number of mtmber.i . Photo by Jam.~~ Mill the P1oneer Log
Steve Zwerin, Sports Edito;
Levvis and Clark women's softball
team chalks up victories
by Amy McDonnell
of tM Pwn«r Log
\V'hat do you gd when you
.1dd 13 women. four double-head
cf"' within -.even dn)"'i thn.-c haUl"
ot practice on the non·gnmc days
11nd Oct'c; not forget the moo;t Im-win to be the best,~ noted Molly
McConnell, fira-ycar pia yl!r for LC.
Unfortunately , wanting to win
doesn't ensure Winmng. but it docs
make it more likely The Pioneer"'
have chalked up nine victon~ to
date, With :m overall record of 9-6·
0. tardlnc~"' of their Will<lmcttc Opj)>
nent wn!'l an udvantagcou<~ fa('tO(
contnbuting to the Lady Pio's sue.
c~s
Gaanmg an extra half hour 01
warm up hmc they cnten.'<i thr
game even more prepart .>d ti!A
u~wl Thi~ enabled them to COII'lf
portant part of -----------------------out !'ltrons,
W h I ( t
McConnell
sdcnuflcd a.sort
of thctcam''ob­
Jt'ctiv~ . Shel'l·
pta i ned tht1
their p.1st Jo, ..
(when thcruh.ld the cquat1on)
cl.lSSCS 01nd
homework?
The an­
swer is the In­
sanely buc;y
Lewis aJ\d O.lrk
women'~ !>oft­
ball team, of "He [Women's softball coach Don Wescott]
really wants us to witt to be the best."
course. ~p1tc the massive timL'
commitment, the team members
remam dedicated to the port .md
to playing to tht• best ot thcsr abili­
tll':S.
Wh.ilc wmnmg 1s not the sole
mott,·attonalsoul'l--c o( thnt dcdu ~a­
tton, it is a relatiwly prominent one.
Hood Coach Don WC'COtt CSJX.'cially
re;.'Ogna.cs the signiiicnnre of being
\ictonous. "He really wants us to Molly McConnell ,
first-year student
The competitive action last
~cck found LC battling it out with
Warner Pacsfic, April 6. Tht•y la!;t
tht.•tr fir-.t game, but then r-.'''l!rscd
the tables, cl:ummg an 8-2 win. In
thear confront,'\llon wtth POletflc,
AprilS, the Pia's were hat with two
loSSL'S.
Monday, Aprill3, though, LC
got b.1ck m th\! swing of things.
bringing home two victom'.S . The been a ~phtlhad
u~ually occurn.'<i an th~· fiNt gu~
ol the doublc·ht'.ldcr J lavsng I'U·
ogniZlxi thss pattcrn 1 LC is conco;.
trating c\'cn more on the ln11W
stngC!' of the contcsl.
This commg WL'i!k, the Pio's
will ~.·x ~ut~.· thc1r o;tratcgy as tht'Y
host I snficld Apnl14, then travclb:
for1•ign turf on Apnl16, 18and 2010
have a swing at Warner Pacific, rtU
nnd Wlllaml'ttc , rcstx--ctiv~.•l y.
Crew fares well in Corvallis Regatta despite stiff co111petition
by Mo Bunger
for th!. Pioru:rr Log
Thl? Lewis and Clark Crew
team awoke pre-dawn last Satur
.,~ _ diW and travelled to Corvallis for
the annual Corvallis Reg.uta at the
Oregon Sta~ University shc.Uhouse
The roun.e was 1000 meters U\ a
wift Willa.mctte current and was
OSU' race through and through.
OSU practices aU winter on the
fa~t current and the roxswains and
rowers know the fed and Lly of the
eddies and swells. This gave them
a decided advruttage over VlSitiJ\g
crew.
OSU won the maprity of the
ewnts. Other crews part:topab.ng
were UCSO, U.ofO.,HumboltState.
UPS, SPU, St. Mary's, CaL Mari-hmco Academy and Oregon Row­
ing UnllmitL>d .
Th~ Women's NoVlce Four
(WN4), conSISting or Nicole .. ,.m
glad I'm not$wimminl( Boardman.
Rachel Epplnga. )onl Roese. and
Jcnn Nugent coxcd by Kri~tcn
Smith raced for the first time thJ.&
SUlson.
Although plactng third in then
heat, they had the~r best row yet
and proved thcyWlll be~trong con­
tenders ac: the season progre"SeS .
The Men's Novice Four CMN4)
c;trokcd hard to a sccond place in
then hoot, by dcleating the UCSD
crew despite a sUght mts]udgment
regarc:hng the location of the finish
hne.
Stephan Vetowich. the crew's
bow oarsman, and tc.unmatc Eric Rudolph made up for it by bu~tsng
out 20 pull-ups each from the top
rung of the boat trailer
The Women's Novtcc Eight
(WN8), whsch include!. the WN4
plu!) Katie White, Ahci11 Grey.
0\!bbyCn.-giore, and Dson .. I'm too
sexy · Clshwhcclcr pulled a strong
race and fimshed third tn thcu heat
The Women's JV Four CW)V4), rc­
centlybwnpcd tovantityracingstn
tus and racing for the first time this
sea.c;on, placed ~nd to SPU
By companng their heat time
to the times raced by aews m the
final, the four ~hould have gotten
tlurd overall despite mong in a big
clunky wooden boot Oikclytheonly
wooden boat present at the regatta)
The Women's Varsity Eight
raoe was probably the most contro-
Baseball wins two of three against Whitworth
• by Steve lwain
of the Pitm~.ttr Log
The Pionoerba!Mlball team trav­
elled to Spokane. Wash. to play
Whitworth in three &J'mes dwi.Jlg
the weekend of Aprilll and 12.
The first day leatwed a doubt~
hc01der, which Lewi.J and Clark
wept.
They won the ftm game S..l,
thanks to a home nm hom Dan
Ruhl and cxrellent pitching from
Bischoff. The Pao's hot bats decimated
Whitworth in the nightcap,l9-7.
CraJg Pickard, Matt Hud60n, and
RyanHuffstetleral l hJt homers,sup­
porting winmng pitcher Jason Fel­
lowa
However, they did not fare so
wcll on Sunday. losing 7--6. Ruhl
hit another homer In Sunday's loss
to raise hi& season total to five, but
It wasn't enough to help the Pio's
overcome the Whitworth lead.
The notable LC swattel'5 in
these rontcsts have multiple hom-ers so far this year Pickard, liJcc
Ruhl, has five homers. Hudson and
Huffstetler have each hit three hom­
ers for the season The Pio's are
now 1~10 overall for the 5ea50n.
Thls week LC plays throe home
games. They haven double-header
against Western Oregon on Satur­
day, April 18 The first game begins
at noon. 'Then, they face Concordia
College on Tuesday at 3:00p.m. AU
of the games wlll be played at
Huston field
Rockjaws crush Evergreen College
by Seb.utian Bach
fort~ Pitmeer Log
Welcome once again Rockjaw
rugby readers, to another exdting
recap of last weekend's eventa. The
'jaW& took the pitch agalnlt their
foes from Olympia; EveJ gn:en •
The 'JaW& staJted the match on
a flat note;. mi&sing tackle~ and com­
pUing JeVeral turnovers . Th1t inept
atyleofplaydkl notla.aJong,thanb
to the hard hitting Morgan Smith.
Morgan tied a ~w aecord, hav­
ing five penalties called on him in­
lide of two minutes. He wu later overheard saying, 1t'n stupid rule.
Sowhatllhedidn 'thavetheball In
football you can stick anyone you
want."
Inspired by this 6CIOe.s ttyleof
play, the 'Jaws picked it up a couple
of notches and got first-year 1aw,
Crcg Chew, his first try ever. After
the match Chew took part in the
traditional Zulu dance, where he
proceeded to free hlmlclf from the
bondJ of hJa clothing.
He was heard aaying, "1 was
nervoUJ at first, but when no one
laughed, I gained confidence." The
consciences of Chew's pcrlormana! wu that he fell short of his mil~
high heritage.
The 'Jaws then threw In two
more qUick tries by Jeremy Mone
and Colin "Spy" Hunter. Hunter
aounded like Tratlblaur Kcvtn
Ouclcworth , when he said, '1 knew
I could score If they just got me the
ball."
There was much rqoldng by
the devoted 'Jaw lana u the whistle
sounded, ending the match. The
final aoore stood glowing on the
lCOre board, 24-8. The Rockja~
then proceeded to celebrate like the
true bohemians they are. ve~ial race of the day The OSU A
crow was allowed a blatant false
start gwing them a two !>C.11 advan­
tage oH the starting line In re­
sponse to tlus, the OSU B crow
steered illegally into slack current
to g.1in o strong advantage .
OSU officials responded to LC
protests by citing the regatta sc:hed
ulc ( which was over an hour be­
hind at that point). as the re4lSOn
they didn't re-raoe the event AI
though losing to both OSU crews.
the WV8' sshee:rdeshe kept the race
too close for comfort making up 27
seconds on the OSU B from the
previous regatta in Seattle.
''We couldn't have mustered
anotherounceofdesireout there," said cox'>wain Kathl~.? en
known ,,c; ''Perky' to her crews.
Head Coach Charlie Bro\\·
commented , '1'heOSU roach am
to me after the race, "mslcd
shook my hand Theycan 't~ctow1 ;
the fact that they don't run us n\'lf·
gavcn LC can only practice 3 ttmes
week and in severely out~a lal
equipment"
Kif we had good cqu1pmentan;
had the ability to practice moru
ten, we would have the best p1'D'
gram 10 the state ,.
The team will forgo the scm;
formal this weekend to race at
Cascade Sprints regatta I&
Bellingham , Washington
course there will be 2000 ml"tlctetat>n Fnday, April 17, 19~
Women athl~
A~ 'tpo!U editor of Th
r.og, 1 feel that it l~ my dul)
1n(ormed '"' poc;slblc at
r.'(!Jltsthatoccurin thcspor
1 spend o lot of time ~
pori
new
and
magi
ordo
sure
catCI
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olea~
ally
Steve ofth
• llcat Zwenn cau
Eo II
sports-related Issues
ln one of my clas~
111estcr the professor brou
very interesting is5ue; ~
discrepancies between Ui
att(!:Orionabout men' sand 1
sports. (In light of the rce
derSymposium, l thought
a relevant issue to discus
Sec lt for yourself· Pic
maJOr new-spaper, 'uch aj
egonwn, USAToday,orthe 1
TantS Simply by glancil
articles in the sports ~
can tell that the men's SJ
given much more attent'
the women's (butth<tt's no
ill the exciting Pw Log sp
lion. or co~ )
Dorninat1
by Orel Hershj
for the P1onter I
Last Wednesday. the l
Cl.ark SIG EPS went dov
Univcn1ty 6f Oregon to
hrst annual intra-fr
Broomball tournament .
Host«! by the Alpha~
ity, the tournament f
!rom~ from the U of 0
system and the lone wol
lC~ very own SIC EPS.
After a gruehng d
the StC EPbroomb.lllcrs
pumped to get on the i
by Steve lweri
of the Pwn«r
"Attention , everyq
Lewis and OarkCollegc!
ream 1s now playing the l
ofOregonsquad forthocl
'hlp. Please join us for thl
match-up on the center
Tiny, little Lewis a
agrunsl the Univet"lity o
"No way!" tThlny of you
ing However, as Wayne
would ~claim, "Wayl ..
btnly possible.
Okay, let me make
Thu isn't the LC varsity
talking about thrce-on­
ketbaU. Mary Hunter,
coordinator, organlz.ed t
for LC. Thi& program is
slate-wide com petitio
volvcs as many u 20 or
and universities .
Each school can
teams, one men's tea
women1s team. The cr
$25.00 per team, and th'
l.rC! donated to the follo~
nlzations: Oty of Care F1
for Children with AID!:
Diabetes Foundation;
Cnppled Ouldren's Ho!
ow
~per month work!
World travail He
I nu:~u r'ld PuU-time emplo
llblt. For Employment I
1-206-545-4155 eltt. c n: the Pioneer Log
n, Sports Edito:
tball
ir Wall.lmcttc oppo.
adva.ntagcou!t factor
o the l...ldy Pio'" s~x:.
m extra half hour o1
IC, they entered th!
'\ore prepared thaa
aabled them to COBle
• out strons.
w h i c h
McConnell
idcnbficd d!Ont
of the team'"<»
JCchve.c;. Shea.
pl.lincd tha
their past IOSJC!t
-(wh~nthcrerud -~n a !ipl!t) h.ld
f\-"<:1 in the fi,..;t game
header l-tc1ving nt·
attcrn, LC is conc.c::-'
ore on the 1rutW:
ontco;t,
mg Wt..'t.'k, the P1o'1
ndr stratcb'Y as lhl!t •
~pr1IJ.1, thr.n travclto
Aprillb, 18and 20to
l WamcrP.:~cifk,PLU
;e, resp..>ctiv\!ly.
~tition
n Kathleen Pelilit'f1
!Tky to her CTCW5.
'oach Charlie Bro'~l '
'The OSU co.1ch cam
he race, smiled
d. Theycan'tget
1ey don't run us ove
>nly practire3umesa
severely out-da1tei
I good cquipmcntan:
~to practice moreo'
d have the best p~'~>'
;ate "
1 Will forgo the scm.­
eckend to race at
>rints regatta u.
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Women athletes in a men's media
A14 apom editor of 1M Pio~~«r
~~g,t feel that it Is my duty to be as
Informed as possible about the
e'f'('flli that occur in tho ports world
t•pcod 11 lot of time rc.1C.ilrching
poring over
new"Jpapcrs
and sports
mago.zincsm
order to cn­
aurc an edu­
cated opin­
Ion
W c II,
okay, l actu­
ally rc.1d all
Steve ofth~ pub-­z • llc.atiOf\R 00. -=== w::e::r::l::n cause I enjoy
following
sport!! related issues
In one of my classes thas se­
JnCStcr the profcsc;or brought up a
\'CJY interesttng issue the wide
dtscrepancics between the media
attcntton.lbou t men's and women's
sports. (In light of the n."Ccnt Ccn­
dcrSympos lutn, I thought thts was
a relevant issue to di<;CU~s )
~'Cit for yourself Pick up any
tnajor newspaper, ~uch as the Or­
tgo"t.l1n, USA Today, or the Nrw York
Trmo Simply by glancing at the
•rhdcs in the sports ((!Ction, one
can tell that the men's sports are
5ivcn much more attention than
the women·., (butthat's not the case
111 the excating Pw Log sport!> sec­
tion, of course). As If the ncwsp.1pers weren't
dlscnmlnating enough, how about
tclevitton? The professor pomtcd
out that the rec::ent mvcrage of the
NCAA Finnl Fourbaslu .. ib.dl cham­
pionfthtps wus n perfect cxnmplc of
thc.oc.c extremes of attention. The
Dulu."-Michigan match-up wa~ telc­
vir.cd nationally on a Monday night,
when viewership would be at a
pmk
The same television network
aired the women's game during a
Sunday .lftemoon . Furthermore ,
there wasn't much hype from the
media about the game bemg tcle­
vi~"<i I dtdn't even know about the
women's champioMhip until the
next day, when the Oregonran
printed 11 smaU arltcle on the game.
I'm not trying to blnme nny­
body, but I do have question!'. Why
are there such discrepJncics in the
coverage? A ctassmat~ of mine
Wl!lely potntcd out that many
people believe that the ml!n'& b.l~­
kctball gaml!S are more cxc1Hng to
watch than the women ~ Okay, I
can unde"tand that tcleVI"ion net­
works make money from advertis-­
ing. By autng the more popular
game .1t a favorable time the net­
work can demand more money
from advertisers and rece1vc it
Yet, thencwspa~rs, which are
nota~dcpcndentuponcovcrageof
certain event!\ over others, don't
provide equal mvcragc or the re­
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,. -I -I --A member of tbe Pioneer track and field team ~emingly hongs in midair whil-e utililing th~ ~tate-or­
the-art facilities at the updated Eldon Fi~ track lC's ne" track hasatread.) been lhe~ileofmany major
meets for local college and hig,h 'chools. Plwlo by Jami~ Mrll ·
ch.lmp10Mh1p . l know that almost
all of my friends did, too. So, r~d­
ing about the game in the sportb
sect1on the next day is merely c1
regurgit.lhon of the event with little
pcrtmcnt addhtonal information.
I can't speak for my friends,
but I would rather hear <lbout the
women's championshi p. Instead of rc.1ding .1bout what I wttncssod,
I'd rather }Cclm about what hap­
JX'Tled in the women·~ game,. which
1 didn't have a chance to !'-OC.
Again, th\! illsuc here is l'qual·
ity of covcr.1gc~ I'm not ~uggcsting
we should protest the Ougonwn,
They're no different fromanyother
maJOr newspaper that I've re4ld. What I am saymg is thai d1 -nml­
narion,albcit uncon:l4-ious, 1 preva­
lent in the sports l!Ct1ons of many
m.ljor ncwsp<~pcrs .
l thtn~ that 1t is a sad rdl\lCt1on
that women have mnd~ counties
stndcs and accomphshm~nts in
sports, ·~,.-t thC}' don't rcccwc the
publicity that j., on p.1r wath men
Dominating frat broomballers denied a tournainent win at U of 0
by Orel Henhiser
for tk P•onur Los
Last Wednesday , the LeWis and
Clark SIC EPS went down to the
Univ\;""itY of Oregon to pl.ly in the
first annual intra-fraternity
Broomb.tll tournament .
Ho!tted by the Alpha Phi ~ror·
ity, the tournament featun."<i 14
tc.1m-; from the U of 0 fraternity
system and the lone wolf chapter,
LC's very own SIC EPS
After a gruebng drive down
the SIC. EPbroomballers were quite
pump.."<~ to get on the icc. Broomball i5 similar to ice
hockey, but played in tennio; shoes
and instead of o;uck.o; and a puck,
broomo; ,1nd a softball sl:(~'Ci b.Ul are
u54.-d. A game last!': 12 mmutc!l and
!iix mcrnbc~ arc! on .1 11.."Um thn."'l
forwards, two ddcndcrs and o
grulie.
After breezing through the
early rounds, the SIC EPS found
thcmselvo tn thv Semi-Finals
ag,linst th~:; tough FIJlS. With a
~tarting lineup of j.1mcs D.1vies ~
Fro1nk Mil her, Alex Bl.lck., Mutt Can·
dler, Jeremy John~ton and Mason
Ham in go.ll, the SIC EPS quickly began to displ.ty th~..>ir icc domi­
nance over the FlJIS. The baU was
controlled primarily by Jamc~
O.lVu:s who was an elCpcrt at face­
of!., Frank Maht.>r was dcrmitcly
Jnhm1datJns ~dmg nny m."arby
opponent into the boards. Man
Candler moved up from h•s defen­
sive spot to creatc a four man of­
knSL whal• Jeremy johnston play~"<i
o:ti fling dcf, nsc in b.-cping thl' whole
FIJI offcn!!K! at bay singlcholndcdly.
A.). Bl.1ck was a vicious hitter and
demonstrated rem.1rkable stick han­
dling.
I.M. basketball goes statezvide Du4.! to the excellent SlC EP
dcft::n!'C, goalie Mason Ham Wilb
not severely t~tcd although h~
allmly tumedoway any and all FIJI
offt't\SlVC threat:.. Coming of the
bench was Dave M£in"tcin'" Owen,
who hilS just recc:!ivcd the 6th ma.n
of the yc.1r .\ward. by Steve Zwerin
of the Pilln«r Log
• Attention, everyone. The
~wis and Clark College basketball
1c.1m as now playing the University
of Oregon squad for the champion ­
'hlp. Please )Oin us for th1s exciting
match-up on the center court ..
Tiny, little Lewi~ ond Oark
again~ t the University of Oregon?
'No way!,. many of you arc think­
ing However, as Wayne CampbcU
would exclaim~ "Way!" It's cer­
b.mly posstble-The entry fcc includes tht:
membe"hlP tn the thi"C\."'-<>n·thrce
tournament plusT-shirts for all the
participants .
Thb tournament ts spon-.on.."Ci
by the Chrysler Corporation and
American Airlines. This is the ftrSt
year of the program. The event
coordina tors are hoping that it will
be .. ucccssful, and that it wiU be an
.tnnualcvent
According to Hunter, "the
progmm i!l very exclttng 1 wanted
to have something Uke th1s hn the
intramural program) for a long
time.• Ahho,..gh somewhat confused
and not in uniform, Einst\!in Owen
was quite l!nthusiashc about his
playing time and rao."Ci all over the
tee aft\!!' the ball. His confusion and
enthu ~ia-.m dazed and confounded
the FIJI defenders who appeared to
be frightent-d by Ein!ltein's obvious
intellt'Ctual ~uperionty
A dominating SIC liP offense
Tony Schmidt. Bill Foudy,
GrcgWood ,andAdamBorcllowon ~~
a round-robin toumrunent In Pam­
plin that enables them to go to the kept the b311 in the AJ I zone for
mo~t of the game. Candler used hi!"
SJX.'Cd and low center of gravity to
control the b.all b<!htnd the net while
walling to center to his big m~n.
O.wtcs, Maher, Black nnd Owen.
The SIC El'S h.1d numerous shots
on goal outgaining the FIJIS 21 to 4
but unfortunately not one shot got
pa t th\! superhuman FIJI
goohl'ndcr.
l...atcin the game thc!.p~>dstcr
Candler tol\! the b.all in his ~nc a
raced down lhe icc weaving in :md
out o( FIJI dcl\!ndc~. Wath nearly
500 fans cheering mightily, Can­
dler could sec Oa\'iCS out of the
comer of h1o: '-'YC and attempted to
center the b.lll, but lo"t his footing
and took out the la ... t FIJI defender.
With another scoring au~mpt
mi~sed. the SIC EPS b.."Came dcs­
pi!ratc in lth!lr attempt to at lm"'t
~reonc:c.
Due to the ridiculou~ Alpha
Phi rule structure, in the event of 3
he game,. a winner would ~· d~..>tcr·
maned by how m11ny T "'Shirts each
toom had purcha~. Trailing in
qhirt 15 to 8 the SIC EP.S knew that
they had to score With lese th3n a
minute to play. M~M>n H~m left the
goal to booM the offense. A FJJJ
Come join Us For delay 01 game penalty wa~ called
wuh 14 seconds IL'lt rcsuhmg an a
face off m the FIJI 7.0n" James
Davies wa the ~!It hope lor the
m1ghty StC EPS.
Davn later r1..'Tll~rkcd AU J
"'-anted was for the ref to drop the
ball h1gh ~ thnt I could nt lrost M\'C
3 sood shot on g«ll .. HIS hot W&lS
quttch:udand would havcgonetn,
srnnttngvu:tury. but thcb.111 hil the
goalie tn thl!arm and then boun(C(i
oft the po..;t,
Con~"'qucnlly, the 1-lJlS were
able to ad va nee mto the final match,
VIctor.> by a mcrctcchnicality . How­
ever, the SIC Ef'S\.,'On thc:respcct ot
all th~ U of 0 student~ by display­
ang su~'no r broomb\111 skHls and
e\~cllent sportSman!\hip.
The gallant wamor promptly
returned tot he U of 0 SIC EP chap­
ter to engage in the po t-gamc f\5-
uvitt~ . Some t~m mcmb\."'r'S en­
dured the drive b.,ck that night
while others "laved at the SlG EP • housc,. recounting stories of the
mntch.
All in all1t wa"' quttc an el\00-
lcnt time. St<1ytuncd for futun!SlC
EP rcpo~ . Don't rorget that the
Spnng Blood drive ts on Thursday,
April 2Jrd. uter!
:~~ 0
Okay, let me make this clear.
llus isn't the LC va.rsity team. I'm
talking about thrce-on·throo bas­
ketball. Mary Hunter, intramural
Q)Ordlnator,organlzed theprogTam
for LC ThUI program is a part of a
state-wide competition that in­
volves as many as 20 or 30 colleges
and umvcrslties. firl't annual state champiomthips of
throe-on-three basketbalL In the
state tournament. Tim Wie!>e will Easter Morning Worship
take Borello's place. {Bo~Uo had
played In the Pamplin tournament
btxausc Wiese had not 00..'1\ able to
attend the games).
The foursome (each tc.lm IS al­
lowed one sub) went up against
some tough challengers in the tour­
nament at LC. but were able to puU
away. As the winners of the tour·
nament, they will rcpn.~nt Lewis Each school can tend two
teams, one men's team and one
women's team. The entry fee is
$25.00 per team, and the proceeds
are donated to the following orga­
nizations: Oty of C.re Foundation
for Children with AIDS; juvenUc
Daabctcs Foundation ; Shriner's
Cnpplcd Children's Hosplt11l.
and Oark at Wlllamettc Univer--.
m slly, Mny 2. There, they will com­
S:Z..OOO+ per month working on auise pete against approximately 20 or 30
llniiPfl World tnvell HoUday, Sum· Oregoncoll~eteamsin thetourna­
ltncrand Pull-timeemploymmt avaU· mcnt.
ablc.> Por Emplo)'J'N!Jlt Program call (Tkt womt11's tam from LC WIIS not
._1·..;;;206-S4.S-t~;.:;.,..;:.:;:155;.;_;,e::;,;,;xt;;... . c;;:;..;,.;n:.;.7 ___ -J dtcidtJ .,, pms time). Sunday, April 19th
9:30AM
Agnes Flanagan Chapel
This Ecumenical Christian Service will be
followed by a Continental Breakfast • Page 12
. Friday, Apri117, 1992
FRIDAY
17
o irsnotih.ard rock group from los
Angeles!! "-Bread & Rose ~, LC ~ htcrary
I'CVlCW that deals with gender L-.sues, is
spon~ringacraJt/ art fatrto raise money
so they can get magazine funds. The fair
will be held in the Thayer rooms (rom 10
a.m. to S p.m.
lf you missed "'Lame Thunday"-then
come on down to the Chapel nnd check
out the Good Frida) sen-ice at noon in
the ChapeL
A pleasant aJtemath•e to Steven Seg.Jll·
•Hidden Voices/' a women·., moYing
picture show, will show a series oi films
directed by women chronicling certain
aspects of feminism. Show time starts at 4
p.m. The place? The Council Ch.lmber,
of course.
• And you thoughtsemi-fonnili stopped
Uterhighschool'"-lt 's LC~scmi·formal
dance, th1s yoar's title being "Under the
Sea.'" It's gonna ~on the Stem wheeler,
so don't forget yourlifejacket! ! The pas­
sengers board at 8:45 p.m., the dance
lasts from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. S\\' Front &:
Stark Ave. is where the boat is docked.
Transportation from LC wiU beprtwidcd.
Sponsol'l~ by Copeland and ASLC. Don't
forget to get that hotel room for after­
ward!!
'"l've got big b.1Us, she's got big balls,
but the Mayol"'s got the biggest balls of
them .11lll"-lt'!i the 1992 Mavor'~ Ball, • Portland's own version of LoJJapalooza.
A virtual plcthoraofPort1and bands(scv­
enty-five to be exact), including Pond,
the Crazy 8's,. the Dharma Bums, and
LC'sfavorite,Obo Addv. There will also
"' be lost of food and arts and crafts. The
music starts at 6 p.m. The wingding
takes place at the Memorial Coliseum.
Tix are $13.50 and available at
Ticketmas ter outlets or at the Memorial
Coliseum ticket center, or call 224-4400.
No, lt's not i film chronicling mid-term
week .U LC· LCTV's Alternative Movie
Night presents Pedro Almodovar's
"'Women on the Verge of a Nervous
Brcakdo"' n · Show time is at 8 p.m. in
the Council Chamber .
An you a fan o! the Pogues?· If so, you
m.1y want to check out the Portland Cctli So..:icty'~ Monthly lri~h Folk Dance. It all
h.lpp!nS at 8·30 at the Portland Police
Athlctlc A..,• .. odation, t>18 S.E Alder No
cxpencnceor p.ll'tnerneccs....;ary . For more
info call· 281·2894.
"Grube is in the hea:mnr Happy 20th
Birthdav to Peter Grube former LC soc • ccr team stud a huge Blues Traveler fan,
:lndaswellOdellRA WhenyouSt..-ehim .
walk over and gtve htm a big kiss He II
love it.
SATURDAY
18
The Rhythm is Ghana Get \'ou-Kpani
Addy master drummer and dancer from
Ghana, West Africa, is prescntmg a se­
ries of six workshops on Saturdays be­
ginning today Dance workshops are
from 11 am to 12:30 p.m. and drum
workshops will be lrom 12:30 to 2 p.m
This all takes place at the Interstate
Fm~houSt! Cultural Center, 5340 N lnter­
st.nc. Twelve bucks for dance les...<o<>ns, 15
bucks for drum lessons. For more mfo,
dial 234-0231.
NGotany Miller in the can?"'-This week's
SOFA movie is 'Millen; Crossmg," a
gritty gangster film dJTt~cted by the Coon
Brothers, who brought us ''Ra1sing Ari­
zona" and HBarton Fink.' Show times
are at 7 30 and 10 p.m at the Council
Chamber No food or drinks in the Coun­
cil Chamber, but if vou put a pizza in
your p~nLs , l'm sure they won't notice
Don't forget to check out LCTV, the only
Student Media group that could whip
H~.~~lan s butt, before the flicks
Art in the video age-The Northwe::.t
Film Center and the Contemporary Art
Council wdcomes Bill Viola, one of the
nation's leading video artists, to premiere
his newest work, "The Passing." Show
time is at 7:30p.m., with a Q&A discus­
sion following thescreening.1219South ­
\<VL"St Park A venue. CaJl 226-2811 to get
the whole scoop.
SUNDAY
19
"Holy LC Chaplain, Batman!!"'- Mark
Duntley and friends will hold an Ea'iter
service will be held today at 9':30 a.m. in
the Chapel. A free continental breakfast
will follow lhc service.
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: STUDENTS FOR THEIR I
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L-------------------------~ Omlgad, like, let's go to the mall1!-ES­
CAPE, LC s shu ttlc service tna t travels to
certain dcstinahons , will leave Palatine
Hill at 1 p.m forWashmgtonSquare . Co
down and buy that new espresso ma­
chine that you wanted for so long.
MONDAY
20
When they say "'cheap movies,• they
don't mean those XXX films-ESCAPE
wiJJ leave LC at 6 30 p m. to take people
to movte theaten; that have special low
pnccs. What a deal!! They wtll be back at
lOp m ,sothcrewillbetime to get home­
work done.
TUESDAY
21
The man who swam to Ca.mbodia­
SpaldmgGray ,a wonderful performance
artist and actor <"True Stories "
"Beaches'') gives a contemporary mono­
logue tomght and tomorrow rught at 7:30
at the Hult Center For hcket mfo, caJJ
687-500.
I wonder if Gerard Depardieu is in this
film-the Women Make MoVtes film fes­
tival present~ ''Entre Nous," playing from
6 to 8:30 p.m at the (you guessed it !!)
Council Chamber "A film in French
wtth Enghsh subtJUes '' Hey Mr. Frost
could you be a little more vague?
WEDNESDAY
22
Ta.ke note, the.ttermongersrt!!- Portland
State University's Theatre Arts Depart­
mcntpresent!J 'Rite of Passage" and "Re­
member Where You Started From."
These two plays are written by North­
west wnters and are d1rected by stu­
dents SWMillonFtfthStreet. Toinqutre
about tickets, call 725· 3307
Music and fun in the bowels of Platt
dorm-Kenny Ehrlich and hts new band
will be playing m the Plattform tonite
from 9 p.m. to midnight. The Plattfonn is
once again open this term, and they are
now flaunting a new improved menu.
The Plattform will now be servmg
milkshal<cs, muffins, p1zza, burritos and
bagels, as well as theJT trademark cookies
and qucsadillas. the Pioneer Log
reg Carlson, Pub Ocr Ed
THURSDAY
23
"Cuz I'm the wea-selll"- Pauly Sho~.
talented(?) MTV staple and "'the G111igan
of comedy, bnngs hJs C.,hfomta surf.
speak to the Melody Ballroom . Thir, gu\
iscommg out withhtsown mov1e What~
th1s world coming to?? 615 SE Alder. lit
are $11 50 m advance, dude Like, gen.
era I admissiOn . dude Get your tickets at
all G. I. )oe's/Tickcti'T\clster outlets
Keep on rockin' in the free world-The
World Affrurs Counc1l of Oregon and
Reed College present 'The Democracy
Movement m China. Present and Fu.
ture." Spectal guest lecturer Chat Lmg,
the chlcf commander of the Chinese De.
mocracy Movement during the
Tiananmen Square movement fordernoc­
racy Thursday at 7~30 p.m at Vollum
Center at Reed College, 3203 SE
Woodstock. To order tickets, call 274-
7488.
Did you know?-the rock group Pearl
Jam got the1r nam~ from the lead singer's
grandmother , Pearl Her recipe for )'tm
included peyote as an ingredient It's a
fact"'
THJS SPACE FOR RENT
Tip of the Week
Don't can your aluminum' Alumi·
num 1s the most abundant metaJ on
earth, but it wasn't discovered until
the 1820s At that hmc it was worth
$1,200 a kilogram. more than gold.
According to Worldwat ch Institute:
Smce its f1rst use as a toy rattle tor
Napoleon's son, aJummum 's use has
escalated . The tlrst all aluminum bev·
eragecanappeared in 1963,and today
cans account for the largest single use
of aluminum
Thmg5 you can do:
• Remove food, rinse, crush and bag or
box cans
• Put cans m one of the many can recy­
cling bins on campus rather than
throwing them out
•Recycle stray cans you see Jymg
around.
• Remember there arc many other
fonnsofaluminumbesidescanswhich
can be recycled such as alurrunum foil,
frozen food trays, pte plates, window
frames, etc.
• Tijuana Toapedo Biggest & best buriuo
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• • Nachos Supreana- A real feast
• Peasant plate A lot for a.Jittle
7100 SWCtplolttt.y Z44 0111
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ASLC b1
avoids~
bySrott Eric~
of thr Pion«r
The As.o;oaatcd Stud1
Qark'5 budget ha~ offidall
ddicit axe.
In u moctmg held la-o
16, VKt! Prcstdent for SttJdl
~bdson informed ASLC
1110ncy will be taken from t
~-t to balance"' S 1.1 milho
(lltb.1ck
'The bottom line is t
from ASLC's allocatiOn frj
puec:t to this year, but tl
percent to the decrease in
M.1d50n
Nl'm glad I fcelllkc
recognized for what we
taneeof it," ..aid ASLC.. Pres'
ASLC's 1991'92 bud
rnatdy $280,000, whale thl
5268,000 That figure is b~
enrollmen t of 1493 'lttuden
The LeWis and Oark C
Sciences (as oppoo;cd to t}l
or the Northwest School <
expcncncin g a 25 percent
However, that budget 1
expenditures thnt were noj
get. A sa result, $1.1 mil hoi
from other places in the b\1
• m nl:'wcr proJects.
•t have mixed fcchn~
required of Student Affatt
said Madson. He noted lN
lor student affairs, he is
student advocate but at a
offidal of the administratl
He also noted that AI
for seMoes that would nc
der the auspiC"CS of -;tudcll
CoUegeOutdoors , sym~
the Student Academic Af
port With we do wtth thi
Slid Madson
ln order to avoid 'IUC
future Madson ts trying ~
get removed from Stud1
though the Student Affal
mitustraUvecontrol over
money appears in StudeJ
making it look larger tha~
campus (and therefore a
date for budget cuts).
"I'm in favor of th1
Street, ASLC VlCC Dn:!Sid
finance. "It will clear up
in the future."
Another tdca that
sue along with ASLC is
BSUmay fo
A Black Student
ning stages.
Rusty hopes
WUt the Rusty Nat
bished and T(!Opcned
oeate a student union
Copeland.
Akin attacke
&tten down the
the first stone This
to be let in.
Too live crew
Crew tC3m .'>trclkt.i
Bellingham