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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 56, Number 1

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1991-09-02

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

Lewis and Cia rk College
Student-run Newspaper
Volume 56, Issue 1
Friday, September 27, 1991
Search to fill new director of student activities, TCC position commences
by Scott Brldcaon
of th~ Pioneer Log
A new posiuon has been created in the
division of swdent affairs, and a commiuee
under the direcuon of Vice President of Stu­
: dent Affaus Dennis Madson is searching for
candidateS
According to the JOb de.~pllon, the
new posiuon, director of Templeton College
Center and student acuvities, will .. sumulatc.
cncoumgc and produce a coordinau:d. varied
and dynamic srudcnt activtucs program for
r,1n••u with the enure student populauon."
The new director will serve as the lead
l:lU\I'ISOI for the ASLC Council and oversee
·~There's blood on your pan­
cakes'' and "Bad cop, no donut"
were chants heard at the dem­
onstration against President
George Bush at his Portland
appearance Sept. 19. Approxi­
mately 14 students and six
alumni of Lewis and Clark
College were involved in the
protest.
Photos by
Ron Podmore
Inside
Sexual Violence Network
established
Counseling resources are combinin&
effons 10 povidc cffecti~ fii'Sl-rapoose
rviccs 10 victims ol sexual violeoce.
Paael
"Barton Fink"
WhDt do .. tars drippiq willa pus" and
ohnGoodmln ~in common?
movie review cnc:ourqes you to go find
OUL .,..,
Eating flesh
You don't bave 10 be a veplariaD 10
fand • mablbll\ .,. •• cyehlll 011 your
dinner platrl offeashe. I
Pios win 32-13
'lbo Lewla ...
bcaa tbo Aw.aOiove
Pio'l .. l'tabiD­..... ..... .. full urih1.alion of the (Templeton] College
Center by students, faculty, staff, conferees
and guescs."
Joe Yuska, who has for the past five
yean served as duector of the college out­
doon progrom and director of student activi­
ties, will concentrate solely on College Out­
doors after the new position is filled and will
rcpon lD the new director.
"I'm really looking forward to getting a
good pawn in that posmon," said Yuska.
"Of course we'"' going to miss Joe ...
said Student Council President Pidge
Pclleueau. "He was totally invaluabledunng
the transition. In the long run.l thmk that this
will be a beneficial move for LC." Sand• Bottemiller will serve as director
of operations, Temple10n College Center.
until the new poS~uon is filled, a1 which poant
she will concentm1c on her positaon as assis­
tant director of campus life.
.. 1 think it fthe new pos1uon} is a good
idea." said Bouemiller ... We need another
person in Student Activities. lt should pro­
vidr.moreoppottunuics for the students to be
active, .. she added.
According to Madson. the new position
will emphasi1.c "milking it cas1cr for students
to take advnnwgc of the whole college com­
mumty," including UlCrea..lied acccss1bihty to
downtown Portland and other areas.
The director of College Outdoors. the
.....
-v --•
-.. -asstStant director of student acuv•ues, the
mail room, the Templeton opetations USLS·
tant and the secretarial personnel of student
activities will ~pan directly 10 the newd•rec·
lOr, who will then repon 10 Madson.
The commitu:c appoinlc:d 10 search for A
candidate consists of five admanistrai.OfS
(Boucmiller, Yuska, Copeland RD Darren
Hernandez, Pay MullaneofC8rcer Services,
and Judy Poe of the Busmcss Office). tWcl
faculty (Theatre profCSSOf Stcph:uue Arnold
and Bob Ga&lla.rd of Phys•cal EducatJon and
Athletics) and two students (Arpn Schuuc
and lim Rudnick). The commutee w•ll meet
for the fiJ"St lime on Friday, September 27,
from noon until I p.m.
Ne'W student tnedium. to pretniere Saturday
by Ascan Koerner
of the Pioneer Log
LCfV. a new student generated weekly
video-magazine, w&ll be shown for the first
time tomorrow before lhe SOFA movie in the
Council Chamber.
According to Arjan Schuue. chair of
student-run and ASLC-funded Picture This
Productions, which produces LCTV, a new
issue of lhe video magazine will be shown
every Saturday before the SOFA movie and
during the following week at congested areas
in Templeton College Center.
''While the formatofLC'IV will be some­
what familiar to 1V watchers, with an anchor
leading through the program. the content will
be radically different from what we are used
to from the medium 1V," said Schuu.e, .. as
different and divease as the student body of
LC."
According 10 Schuue.lhc goal of LCTV
is 10 make the video medium aooessiblc to all
students ~prdless of any prior u:dlnical knowledge. "If somebody has an idea, we'U
help him or her to malize it." Schuae said.
"startulg by aplaininghow thccameu worb,
how to take shoots and finally by editing the
foocage for the studenL"
Scbuue said that thc only cooditioo for
showing a piece by a student is the tccbnical
quality, which he hopes to ensure through lbe
technical assistance provided by students
~in all areas of video production.
LCTV will not inr.erfere with the indi­
vidual Sludcnt-produccr's artistic or journal­
istic choices regarding corw:nt or fonn of
pcctenration. rcorading 10 Schuae. He bopea
tballhe videos pcodnctd by srudellts cover a
wide spccttum from an IDd music
videos lO feallln:IS, ectifllrials and bird news.
In addition 10 tbestudentgaaerawxl Yidoo
reanares. LCTV is also planned 10 become 1D
oudel forpublic IS. "'Our
ga.J is IOrepllcc the flood of leaflets IIIII pile
up in lbe meUboaeuadeod (up) uaa"twl ilube
recyc:una biN." Sdwue.
lqa dill wbo produce such leafleu would contact LCIV
whose srafT would in bJm produces the video
A similar service will be
offeacd ro special infelcs& groups on campus
whose aepe.senw:ives are invnoo to vwt one
or LCIV's wortshops 10 learn how lO ~
duc:e video fealUI'tS thai inboduce lhe group
or advel1ise its gcwls. IIIXOiding 10 Schulle.
How thc technical usiSI•nce for indi­
vidual SlUdcnls will loot like """eally depends
on dleir individual needs," Scbuue saad.
Beginners who want 10 get an fii'Sl idea of
video p\'lductioo can get inwlvcd by joining
a aew thai shoots a feahU"e. while a more
CA)Jelicnccd person might only reed scme
tips for clfec~~o be
ons by lbe campus co:mnunity 10
lbe new LCrV bave favoable so far.
atro~dina 10 Scbaue. ""Vil:e [Car
Srudea& Affairs) Dtmis Mdoa wumrircd
allau1 tbo lad ID bdp .. •
'IJIICb • be ceo," "*He .. ovea
•aca:~~~IDIIIDpl-wd Page 2 Friday, September 27, 1
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• 1oneer
Scott Erickson, Editor in Chief
Tonya Kocher, Managing Editor
janet Miller, Production Editor
Joseph Martorano , Business Manager
Administration's decision wise
Wben lewis and Clark swdents reblmed to classes cwo weeks ago.
they were g~ecrcd WJlh tbe news that Ponderosa had been transfonned
into an admirustrarl\"e office building. A development of this magnj­
tudc could poteruially nW;:e or bre:sk an admtnl! uauon' s retaoons with
the stlldentS a$ a -.entient poliocal body. ln this instance, the adminis­
tration v.-entto great lengths to ensure that no such nft would result
It 1s unpon.antto realin: at the outSet the c:A.act re:sponsib1hties of
this adminhttaoon (or an) college·,. adminisntion ) in planning mat­
ters such as the Pondero~ trn.nSfaunation . The adminisuution does:n't
necessarily have to consult an) -.tudent, indh·idu.ally or in comm•nee.
m ev·en the most token fash10n before any substantive ankes place.
Granted wisdom would dJctnte lhru the administrution should go to
coosidc:rable effort to consult the ~tuden~. but that son of w•sdan bas
not guided LC's adminisuanon flawlessly in the pasL
The Templeton College Center plannmg commiuee met apJ;X'OXl­
matelye,·ery two weeks 311 summer considering many pos.s~bllaues for
restructuring th~ basement or Templeton. as well ~ constdering othu
offiCe moves (e.g. Aclldeouc Affa~ and the Wnung Center to the
Gatehouse) The TCC' planmng commmee was composed of four
students and two to three members of the admmt.Suation V1ce Presi­
dent for SOJdentAffai:rs Dennis Madson did an eJceUentJObofkeepmg
the committee up-to-date on aU developments. including the idea to
uansfo.rm Ponderosa .
While tbete h.we been ~me complaints as 10 the conclus1ons
reached over the summer ,there ha\"e been few if any complaints lhatthe
students were k.eptm the dark.
The office shift abo threatened to put four s.tudents 'tli ho had signed
up to be Resident A~sisLants in Pondero~ out of work Instead, the
udmw. uation immediately responded b) e tabli~ing a specw orga­
niLauon designed to 1mprovc aunpu.~ life. and hired three of the four
tudents mto the org.mization (the founh LOOk an RA position in a
different residence hall).
Tmnsfonning Ponderosa into an oilicc building is bound to create
me bad feeling~ somewhere. However, ha .. ·ing offices and cla.'\5-
rooms cnunped in10 Light quaners is bound to create even more bad
feelings. Realizing that lhe population of on-campus ·tudcms is
dwindling, the adminL tration nude a v. ise choiCe in using Ponrkrosa
for offiCe space. Far duu. and for !he rernnrtable c.1sc of commumc.a­
tion and relations betv.~en adnunisualion and students throughout !his
project, Lhe adminisuauon deserves smccre congrauJ.lauons.
Letters Policy~-
Allleu.ers arc due Tuesrltty at noon before e:1ch Friday's issue. To
bccoOSJdc.red for publiauion, leuers should be 500 woots or Jess and
be s-ubmined on n Macintosh disk along ""ith a hard copy. Smart Quotes
'"teah, he's good-looking, in an under the car sorta way'
-heard in Fields
lilt's morally repugnant in every way, but I still think 1t's a good idea.
-random LC student
Letters To The Edi to
Former officers deny charges
To the Editor; ftle wil.h Tony Ross, ,;cc oresidc
of information and programm
for those mtereSted m reading
We bope lha1 tn the future the
wiU calce into cons1denuioo the
sonal consequences people . Pioneer Log
Kac·ne• Carter ar
card Jock system
LfWis and Clark r~
OFFEI
by Emi En1
of tht Pronur
The Committee
Educational 9
campus life org~
,tanned a Monday ni
""'"" al 6.15 p.m.
COFFEE Conned
trnnsfonnauonofP
offic.e buildmg. ~
ASSIStants who Wf
eed1ed other resadend
Member Chris W
res1dcnce duec!OJ
artzfetd. sa•d. "Wr,
1od~~lcd after an c~p<
at the Univers1
ith their programm1 ..
The goal of the
educational
CStOCfllS COFFEE i
aculty/St1
tudent Affairs
·u foot the bil Only signed leoers v.'ill be considered for publication. Leuers
should have the name of the nuthor, a phone number and box number
31 whjch they can be reached by TM PioMtr l.xJg if need for
clariftemioo or additional information JJ"lSCS (phone numbers and box
numbers will not be publl.,hed •llong with the letter). Authors should
also list their connection with Lev. 1s and Clarlc College af any such
connection exists (e.g. fmt-year student. jWlior. English p-ofessor.
eLC.). Organilations submiu.ing lcUt:tS for publication mu\t provide a
name and telephone number of a rept"(sentative. Although we have graduated.
we felt it necessary to write this
letl.ef 10 present the facts surround­
ing the headline article from May
24, 1991. The headline read.
''Friedman, Mosley defy ASLC
bylaw, policy wath lnte final re­
pons.·· ll should be noted that tlus
an.icle appeared in the last assue of
the Log barring any opponunity 10
defend ourselves from the
unsub.stantiatod accu~uons . We
would lilce the Log to realize that
this article hun us bol.h on a per­
sonalle .. -el after the amount of time
and effo.n we put into our positions. essary. Due to the significan t na­
ture of our posmons. brief repons
would have been madcqutuc at best.
There were many factors which
contributed to the tatdmess of our
reporu. not the least of which was
the Templeton renovation resulting
m a change of office space and loss
of files. as n result of reckless jowmal.tS t------~
T~ Pi.oMtr Log reserves the right to refuse pubhcation of letters
and lD edit leuer:s for libel and ~ consideration .
TM Pio~~r Log is a woekJy student-run publication at Lewis and
Clark College. Alllettm. advertising or any son of inquiry can be
semto the Log atl.C. Box 121, Lewis and Clark College. Portland,
OR 97219.
News E.ditoo
Forum Edator
Fauues Editor
Spor15 Editar
Publid Occurences
PbotoEdi&or
Copy EdiiOrS
Advertising Manager
Cilculauon Mmlager
Staff Rachel Carter
Erni Endo
Tony Davis
Jason Kaneshiro
Steve Zwerin
Reid Kells
Eric Morse
Hillari Fryer
Ann Yuhas
Meisja Remme
Greg Carlson
~on Dix.an.JonathanEggen, Kristin Everett. John Frost. Aaron Kea.ung,
Ascan Koerner. Elissa Met.calf. James Mill, Kenji Minagawa. Mira
Monon, Mike Muromka, AICJ. oc:ley, Kwt Rotl.hinger, Matthew
Schworz.er, Heidi Soli. Kristine SoultanpOur. Tim SlOne, Joy Tumer,
Julie: Venables
AdviSOr Joe "Both Fnedman and Mosley
have received their honorariums
despite the absence of those fmal
reports. in direct noncompliance
w1th Student Council policy fonnu·
lated at the January 7, 1991 meeting
of l.hc Council ..
Fact: The Student Council
never discussed the tssue. The
"policy" referred to was simply a
cursorycommentmadc by the presi­
dent in an effort to eMure. the sub­
mission of final repons. This 1.3Clic
was used for l.he same purpose by
previous ASLC presidents .
Whtle encourogcd to submit
brief overvtews of ourLCJms an of­
free. we both felt that a complete
and comprehen ave rcpon was nee-We in no way neglec&ed our
duties to relay penment infonua­
tion to the current councd. ln addt­
Lion 10 bemg available to the new
offiCers and spending bours of time
in pivale oonsulw.ions, we also
cooducted a fonnal two hour transi-. . uon meeang.
We do noc want or expect a
response to this Jetter. This issue is
behind us now, the reportS are on With a budget of S6.SOO ,.,._
from "tudent fee money. the
should suwc lO provide factual
porung and setk the highest le
integnty In the future we hope
the Log will au.empl to repon
many po'itive evenlS lh:U occ1
our school and not focus so
on the negative.
Editor's note: Tht Log stands
its story.
Fan ponders Blazer's pric
To the Editer:
I received in the maiJ a ticket
applicaoon for the Portland Trail
Blaur tnuasquad game. I find it
appalling that a tickel costs S25
apiece fora measly inunsquad game.
I realize: the money is for a good
cause, but did you know that for $20
you can see the Blazers .... the So­
aule Supersomcs October 20 at Gill
Coliseum in Corvalhs? Yes, .$20 for a real game with real tear
What a bargam
And about this calmon tw:e
smell something fishy. For
1 could rem a boat. catch a . .,..,.
nnd feed it to four of my friends.
unfortunate that an event for
denr scholarships IS SO CA[)COS
that lew m the Lewis Wld
oommunny CM aflord 10 aucn
P S uue Jl U/1Jer by Emi En!
of tht 1-'rm.,jO)Oti
Students can nn\1
theirprof~;ors ~
Bon Appelil Wvo..
Guest
A student on a
up a guest card at
lJOCnt Affairs,
ernie' AffiJIS
or saaff me~rnbc~r l
tr'V!!d at FJeld's ..,u•u
"The idea ts to
student on the
DVIIP a faculty mefli
lemtl~er to have a me
r1ctu's," said Dennis
rresj,denl forstuC ltiiiUI
to pay for it. ..
Bon Appetit is
ram and the 3w
the Aardemtc
picking up the lab
l'be idea is lO
IJ)p(ntuni.ir, for ~e
~V.Ietll students, :SUUI
a very simple idea
be apprccia&cd
Madson. tem ber 1:1, 1
ty"
tis
r' s a good idea.
~tudent
ito
ges
Tony Ro.ss, vice pre:saoc
Erion and l>fOJIUW1nmc
mte.rested in reading u•""
• that in lhe future the
rintocomidera bon lhe
~sequences people
llt of reckless Jow· m..a.J ... .,.
budget of $6.500 com11
~ent fee money. t~
lnvc lO provide factual
!Dd seek the highest•evet
lin the future we hope
will attempt lO repon
itive events th31 OCC1ut,
1 and not focus ~
gative.
'Mosley and Liz
note: Tht Log ~nds
•
er's pri
W game with real ~ . >argatn.
I about uus salmon bake
methlng fishy. For ,_.,,..
-ent a boat., catch n :'>OlJm
it to four of my fncnd.,.
~ate th:u nn event for
tObrsh•ps iS so upenSl
· in the Lewis nnd Cl
my can aflord 10 nue:nc
Hunur Pioneer Log
Carter and Emi Endo, News Editors Page3
Friday, September 27, 1991
Card lock system replaces installed in dorms
by Joy Tu.mer
of the Pionm Log
Student consensus concerning
the new to card-operuted secunty
system that is now inst.alled tn
Copeland d01n•s has been keep iuelf us safe an environment
as po ible. or cour.;e t.he~ is no
tOO pcn:cnt 5ure way or safety. but
this system has higher probability ...
One unique feaD.IJ'e of this sys­
tem is trun there will now be a must cont.aet security immedmtely
so they can delete the f. D. number
and no one else can u. iL Unfor­
UJnately this nlso ~s no more
waiting for a wecl: to see if a lost
card turns up. AtS15 per replace­
menr--don·arose it!
• on the negntive side. Resi­
de-nr Bcth V3n Zee tated,
''It seems unnc:c:essary . 1be
aJ.ann is constanUy going
oft afr.er quiet houn, and
nlso if lhe door is open toO "Let us get tire bugs worked out .
Olz, and puslz the button before
you go out tlae door." The baste
agend.1 is to ha\-e aJI
residence twll con­
vened lO this system by
winter tenn. st.arUng
with Forest in a few
.,.,uks, then on to Pbtl­
Howard. Evenw.alJy.
Pamplin Spon.s Center
•
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. -
Pltoto by T onya KocMr
A card lock system wiU replace the combination Jocks on all
L~ aod Clark residence halls by winter term. long ·· Anolhe:r student.
CWn: Massey. added ... ,
thtnk it was a waste of
mone)' Theft and vandalism was
done by on-campus students last
ye3r so this hasn't accomplished
anylhing."
A more optimistic auitude is
held by Bill Curtin. the di~tor of
campus safety, and hiS assisJant
Kathy Knapp. Cwtindcfcnded thal,
.. This college luls aresponsibility 10 William Curtin
Director of Securitv
ccmputcrized record of who goes in
using their caret. Supposedly.. this
could deter not only theft and van­
daliw, butmorescriouscrimessucb
ns rope and murder. Visitors must
now gel guest cards that nre only
usable lDltil the date of their depar­
ture.
Students wbo l05C their cards ..
will also be using this system.
Any LC swdenl wuh a card
will be able lOeruettbedorms froot
6:30a.m. until 10 p.m. Residents
will have access 24 hours a day.
.. Be p:trient. .. ad'·ised Curtin,
.. Let llS gel lhe bugs worked out.
Oh. and push the buuon before you
go out the door ...
OFFEE campus life organization brewing up campus activities
by Emi Endo
of tlte Pion«r Log
The Committee Organized For
unhcr Educational Ennchment. a
campus hfe orgamz.auon, has
11an1ne<J a Monday night football
cn•n• at 6 15 p.m.
COFFEE Conned as a result of
1e~ms r~~ucmol~~noo~mro
office building. The four Rest­
cnt Assistants who were displaced
ec<J1L"(1 olher residence bfe work..
Member Chns Wilson. assts­
resadcnce dtrectOr for Forest·
~leta, said, .. We're kind of
~ooclcd after an c.~pcrience that I
at the University of Oregon
their programming comnut-
The goal of the group is lO
est~rn educauonal programs for
~id<:nlS. COFFEE mtends to d,e.. sign a program every other week
eacb tenn, butlO kick off lhe year,
they are planning more frequent
activities. "We're going to tty und
rotate our program~ throughoutlhe
residence halls," said Wilson.
At the Monday mght football
program, a lesson on '"how to watch
a football game.'" delivered by Lewis
and Clark football coach Tom
Smythe is tentatively planned.
"We're going to find somebody 10
come in and (educar.e) people on
how to watch a football game." said
Wilson ... Pro·defenses, pro-of­
fenses, probably have a couple of
pbys for people to watch for ,just tO
kind of enhance people's enjoy­
mentofrootball ." The locntion is lO
bcanno~
The second event will be a pre­
sentntion b) new security offteer
Susie Hunter on OcL 8 nt9 p.m. in Tamarack Lounge. She will .. come
in and talk about safety on campus
and in the residence halls and show
her infamous safety video," accord­
ing lO Wilson.
A massage workshop is sched •
ulcd for November 12.
Open dates for other cu:tivities
are October 15 and OctOber 29.
Wilson said !.hat a mas.k·malcing
workshop might mke place Octo­
ber 29 to prepare for Halloween .
but COFFEE would like feodbxk
and suggestions from other resi­
dents on campus.
.. The other function or our
commiuee is to assiSl resident as­
sistants in doing their own cduQ­
tional programs on their noors."
said Wilson.
acuity/Staff meal passes offerred
tudent Affairs and Academic Affairs offices
ill foot the bill for guest lunches lnput from residents helped
t.he group choose a name for the
programming committee . La:st
Tuesday. the group held a Cmy
Bread feed study brcuk open to
residents and ran a contest to gen­
erate name ideas.
Cable Green and Stefan
Vetowich won a dinner nt Chez
Jose for the COFFEE entry. The
name was chosen out of 30 enaies. by Emi'Endo
of the Pionm-Log
Students can now "do hmch"
the11 professots courtesy of the
Bon AppetitFoodServJc:e Fac­
taff Guest Cards.
A student on a meaJ plan can
up a guest card a1 the offices of
tudent Affairs, Campus Ufe or
lcadlemiC Affairs and take a fac.
or staff member to any meal
ervc:<lat Field's Dinmg Hall.
'i'he idea is to make it easy for
student on lhe board plan lO
a faculty member or staff
lember'lOhave a meal with lhem in
•CJ.o's, .. said Dennis Madson, vice
:std~::n tlfor situderuamw · s. .. We ·re
to pay for 1(.. .. he said.
Bon Appetlt is subsidizing the
and the Smdent Affairs
the Academac Aff81l'S offices
piCking up the Lab for the meals.
'"'The idea is to prov1de more
'PJJ(J~rtuJI\ity for some mformal time
etween students, staff and faculty.
' a very simple idea but hopefully
be apprccia&cd by everybody ...
· Madson. .. We clunk lt'saneatprogrum ...
said Bon Appetit General Manager
Maik Swenson. ••t el(pcct it will be
a good oppon.unuy for swdents and
faculty to get togelhet, .. he said "All of our progroms are C).·
elusive to the feSidents and fCSi.
de.nceh3lb."said Wilson ... h'sone
of the advantageS of living in a
residence ball. We· re trying to
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L------------------~ encourage people lO wt thinking
of the residence halls as a serious
alt.emative to off-campus housing ...
"'If you don't h3\"t an on<:mn­
pus community; ._aid Michelle
Toppe.., Forest-HliJUfeld residence
director ... we might as well be a
community college." Members of lhc commioc:: are
Shahzeb Jillani. Deb Klopfenstein
and Forest Dorm Manager Jay
Friends, who ~-ere onginally going
to be RAs in Ponderosa., Haru.feld
RA Amy Gordon and Wilson.
Sus:m Hopp, director of cam­
pus life. lS t.hcir advisor.
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the nnunan lhuldins. ovai ku1g lhc nughc \\a u~e
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Sexual violence awareness group forn1ed
by Emi Endo
of t1tc Pion«r log
A new Sexunl ViolenC\: Pre ...
'cntion and Re.~nse Network,
coordinated b) John &hncuier, di·
roc tor of the counseling C\;OLcr. h;\s
bec.n ~ cbli~hed on (.ampus.
As \ tee Pre..~dem tor Student
AfC:u.rs Oenms Madson announ~d.
the 1ttwork wall prtl\'idtdiroct "Ui>'
port to victim~ of overt se\ual vio­
lcn~or~enL Thegroupwill
ul't> lead campus-\\ 'ide ~Jtual vio­
len\:e prevention and awartnC.'-<\
e'-e.nts and revtcw and develop col-lege policy and procedures .
''Whc.n a ·tudcnt or nny other
community mcrnbahu.s.nproblem "
sx:ud Modson. ''the) cnn go to any
one of lht'~ aJtenctc.s or people and
then the scrvtcesand supports of the
othtrp«>p lc of the group w1ll come
mto pin}
.. If a student bas been VIOlated
an some w.ty roped. harassed, or
something m bct-wu;n they can
go to a nu~ m the ht.1lth center, or
.1 Re:sidcocc Dtrcctor an a rcs1dcnce
hall, or a police officer. or a security
ofiiccr. and the protocol•"' such that
each agency knows how to coordi-nate with the others."
One or the first tasks tor the
Network i.'\ to organi:tc a dll\' of
workshops ~ l. 24 which wrll m
dud(' prosentauons by mtcmauon­
ally known c.:otpen. BcmJCc Snndlt r
Jomll} sponsored by A Sl C and lhc
offices of Student Aflam and Aca
dcmtc Affaars. the workshops wtll
be open to studcnL<>, tocully. and
admtOJStrnUOO
The campus community i~ en­
couraged to offer idc:lS for prevent­
ing se.xuahJolcru:cand for respond·
mg to such problems to Sthncidcr .
St-uden.t Cou.n.cil Update
a me Titte/Posi lion Bo~ Office Home
Rob Blunt Adminislr.lti""t Assistant to Student Counctl 383 e~t 7152
Charloue Dick Student at~l..arge 619 ext 7148 Cltt. 8567
DonEder Student at-Large 657 ext 7148
Eric Freund Student at L.lrgc 765 CXt 7148
RhmaGutdos SAAB Tutoring Director 861 e't 7151 24~·9344
CJtt. 8561 Shahzeb J t.llaru VPoflSLC 1071 ext 7lSS
Yua Ka10 Chief Jusuce 1121 exL 7157
RlL..UUU Kocher Communications Board Ch.air 1148 ext 7155 624-6338
Josepb Maru>rano VP for Student Academic Affau's 1350 ext 7153
Pidge PeUetreau Pn:stdent of Swdent Council 1543 ext. 7152
Chris Quinn Student-at-Large 1650 exL 7148 ext 8568
ext 8568
ext. 8741 Too) Ross VP for Information and Programming 1739 ~t 7156
Zach Sired VP ror Budget and Fanance 1943 ext 7149
Atsusha Tanaka VP for lntemauonal Students (Pres of JSLC) 1986 en 7155
Sh3nnoo Todd Administr.llive Asst tam to SAAB 2797 exL 7153
ASLC stands for Assocuued
StudentS of LewiS and Clark. This
mcludesevery enrolled undergradu ­
at.e student We folK m Studem
Council an: your elected represen
t.ru.ives, use us. We meet every
Tuesday at 5:30p.m <>Omewhere in
Templeton, dcpendmg on what
rooms are free. Our office hours
should be posted on the doors of
our offices. 311 of\\ hich arc around
lhe information desk m Templeton .
nun taken care of ...
··President" Pidge is holding
interviews for anyone interested in
applying ror the studcnt-31-large
position made vacant by Tim
Bailey's resignation. The deadline
forapplyingis3 p.m. Friday, 0ctO­
ber4. For more mfonnation. t.a1k to
any SOJdentCounci l member Tbele
rue plenty of other opponumties to
get involvedinstudentgovemment,
ii you are interested. please come
talk to me or drop a note in my box. speak at the school
The Srudent Cenuul Calendar
lS locnted on the wall between the
Trai1room and the Computer Re·
sa\e Store in Templelon. This as a
two wed. ··rolling·· calendar de­
signed lO keep uU swdents aware
and informed of on-campus events
that rue open to them. ll is opera1ed
and maintained b)' the ASLC lnfor­
m3tion and Programmmg office.
Any group, office or individual
sponsoring an event. meeting or
whatever. please let us know about
it so it can go on the calendar. For
Cunher mformalion see me or drop
me a note.
The Student Academic Affairs
Board is holding its mewngs every
Monday at 5:45 p.m. in the ASLC
Conference room. Rhina Guados
has been appomltd the new rutor­
ing director Representauves are
sliJI needed from the Math, Reli-gaous Studaes, Theater, Foretgn
Language Departments and the self­
designed maJOr field. For fwther
mfonnntion geL an touch wath Jo
seph Martorano
Vice-Pres tdent for Budget and
Finance Sag• Ratnayakn restgned
over the summer His replacement
is Zach Street, who ism the process
of fonnmg this year's B&F Board.
For further infonnation,gct in touch
with Zach. Another B&.F tssue is
club sports funding, which ts m the
process of being resolved wuh the
adminisuauon.
The International Students of
Lewis and CLlrlc welcome 89 new
intcmabonal students to the Lewas
and Oad. community this term.
The Commumcauons Board
has named Theresa Hetm as year­
book editor ln addtuon, the board
wiU be considering a new medium.
Synergw. for addition Lo the board. OSPIRG
Update
Oregon Student Pubhc Interest Re.~ h Group L'\ a sunewidt
student-funded and dtrected orgam7..aUon
Along with the chapter here ut Lewis ond Clark, there are
OSPIRG chapters at Ponland State University . Unt vcrstty of Oregon
and Lane Commum ty College. Students work w1th professional staff
in order to nch•eve tangible changes on consumer and environmental
tSSUC.S.
Last term, students at these campu~ cho~ to work on the
Campaign Agrunst Toxtc.s, Hunger and Homclc.ssness. Toy Safety,
Recycling and Altemauve Energy proJects
Spec1nl proJCCts are Ill so posstblc wath Renters Rights and Voter
Regtsuuuon
The LC chapleT as currenLiy geanng up for the GenernJ lntemt
Meeung. Everyone in the chapter as work.mg hrud on ~-prcading the
word about the mceung. You've probably seen the OSPIRG tables,
heard the class announcements and been bombarded wtth posters.
We're loolcmg forwnrd to a producuvc meeting. ln JUst one week,
our Core group has multiphed five umes in size. The good work has
been paying off.
The General Interest Meeting will be Oct. l, at 7 p.m m the
Thayer Rooms (down the hall from the book store). We wdl be
discussmg a brief overvaew of OSPIRG Dcscnptions and mfonna·
uon about each indivtdual pro.)CCt group w1l1 be heard. Then we will
break tnlO separate groups Each project wtll decide how they want
the remainder of the t.erm to turn out, bramstonnmg their tdeas for
work they want to do on the lSSUC Weekly meeting times will also be
set by the group
Acbvate. Educate. Change doesn't happen by itself Come 10
General Interest and find out how you can involved!
THIS YEAR A '01 OF COLLEGE
WILL BE GRADUATING
IMIOD
Under the Anny's
Loan Repayment
program, you could get
out from under wtth a
three year enlislment
Each year you serve
on act1ve duty reduces
your mdebtedne ss by one­
third or $1,500. which­
ever amount IS greater
The offer applies to Perlons Loan • Stafford Loans.
and cert.am other federally insured loan~. whtch are not
in default.
And debt rehef 1s just one of the many benefits
you11 earn from the Army Ask your Army Recruiter.
1-800-USA-ARMY
ARMY. BE YOU C4M BE.
Student Council is working on
poticies regarding applicauons for
funding, use of the ASl.C
laserprinu:r and swdcnt appoint­
ments to college commiu.ees of all
kinds. as well as uymg to piece
together 3 current version of the
ASLCConsuwtion. Council funded
Jennifer Robey S60 to faciliuue a
IC3Ch-intorailleawarenessofworld­
wide child hunger issues. Council
al~ funded tht Pinnttr Log S850
toward t.hel! purchase of ne" com­
pu~ and printers. Council allo­
cated $389 from contingency tore­
imburse Jennifer SaJo.11..ar for her
auc.ndanc.e at a conference O\iet the
summer. There was some confu­
sion about this because the minutes
for lhe fmal meeting of last school
yt::rr were lost over summer and
COWJCil could not reach consensus
as lO what the decision last year had
been made regarding her proposal,
lherefore she was given lhe benefit
of t.he doubt in light of Council's
enur. Council funded student Tim
Bailey S500 to faciliuue his cffons
at bringing Judge Ramsey Clarlc 10 "What A Great Experience!"
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii' Learning the Lan gu i'l g c.
M~tin g People. Coming face to
face 'Artth hbtorv, art clnd archi-• tecture· culture, foc)(.i •md fun.
UNIVERSITY STUDIES
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Small classes. Person.:1l attention.
Fully acrn:.-dill.>d -\:OUr&..~
transfer to your school. We
provide gr~at cl.,~~'S in intensive
languuge, history, .mthropology ,
art, busi.n~s, l'(<'mumics ~x,liticcll
~en c'-' .. Orgnni2ec.l field trips
and more. )'ou pwr,idl' lhe
t•~ttlm$ittsm.
University Studies
Abroad Consortium
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CHILE • FRANCE • ITALY • SPAIN College Outd
rogram
Interested in w~
A volunteer t~t.~
lingsprogrom wdl
1room (next to the Coil
Lewis und Clark'
offers dis1
As a community ,_,.,v .. a 25 percent
ific Univc.r.;ity G
tfic's Vision Ce
!»QrtJland and in Fore!
Dac;coumcd visid
nre provided by (
optometric intef1
OOC:tors of Opwmc~
lme•rnbc:rs of all ages
· V a.saon Centc
Students reccivi
"'"''u college identific
infonnauon, p
:Ce~!'lter m your area:
"',.",.....~...~19; Forest G
Workshop to
The Oregon HIS
0cL 5 The progran1
family history interv
oC a multiple-sessi
Partictpant.s wi
above the ellapse at d
lmn•-n,ng session will
I the afternoon worksl
w1ll be an mdivtd~
The charge of j
members) me tudes ~
Guide to Oral Histo~
tra~mrue r. Oral Hi!
Avcnue, P~d.Q
Please make chc
VIAl History ...
Multnomah
Due to budget ~
the Mulmomah Cout
addiuonal day each
Central Library
hrllii"\J will be ct~ S
ICIO:!ie an addiUOnal d
The closures
library's share of
lcom ... ~,.oners to
budgelCULS thal re(!IU
1991.
"This is very
M"hnomahCounty
of Libruncs • ...
an,,wt ....... in the lihni
lope~ only four WJ>l
Josures corTesDOrld
pau.c~ms of our IXllr<l
amute~;.-'w! ·iu find
Residents'
OurolaeJ·cttnt!l
aautJt fo.stcr care nex1
1can: fncilitydoc.-;nol
~~L:Illes Nauonal Ke._,.
on thc.senghL~and
for residents.
.. Resadems • ........
vrt:Jtot1 's Long
ts dedica~d 10 ·
care focilities.
fied Ombud~en,
lrigh1ts and ... ..-.. ;lead
To order a free
volunteering in .....
1nun1bcr is 1 .. tember27
G
e
~ Group 1s a statewide Briefs
ollege Outdoors sponsors city kids
rogram
Jntcrc ·ted in working with mner city kitb an the wilckm~i ?
A volunteer tntt'rest meeting for the Stcrru Cluh' Inner City
progrom w1ll be held next Monday at5:30p m m the Monteith
cho!'e to work on the :IJrcK)m (next to the C'ollcgc Outdoor"\ office). Thi~ progrnm is sponsored
Lew1s and Clark's CoUegc Outdoors r and Clad,. then. are
(• University ofOregon
t with professional swil
mer and environmcntol
~QU IUn
etcssnC! s, Toy Safety,
for the General lntere
g hard on sprcadmg the:
Wllhc OSPIRG table',
nbarded wath posters.
~ng IOJU~toncwee._.
IZC. The good work has
~t 1, at 7 p m. m the
ok store). We will be
scriptions and mforma·
be heard. Then we wall
~ decide how they wam
>tonning thetr 1deas for
eeung umeswtll also be
en by itself Come to the
toucan get involved!
• •
nder the Anny's
tepayment
m. you could get
m under with a
rear enlistment
ach year you serve
ve duty reduces
adebtedness by one
li' $1, 500, whtch
mount 1s greater.
flS, Stafford Loans.
ms. whtch are not
1many benefits
\nny Recruiter.
~RMY
C0M BE. U offers discount for LC students
As a community service. student~ of Lewi~ and Clark College can
recca·, 'e a 25 percent courtesy discount on vision e"aminations at the
1c University College of Optometry Family Vision Centers.
s Vi4\ion Centers are local.ed in downtown Portland, North
and in Forest Grove.
Discounted vi.~ on e~aminations are extremely thorough in nature
....... ure provided by optometric interns in their final y~ of troining.
optometric antems are under the direct supervision of licensed
Doctors of Optomeay . In addiuon to exam discounts. communuy
embers of all ages may receive free VJSton scrunmg.' at P.c.tctftc 's
Fll111Uiy V1s1on Centers throughout lhe year
Students recetving discounted examinations are rcqua.red to show
th<"tr college tdenlifiatuon at umc of appotntrnenL For ~heduUng and
more mfonnauon. please call the Pac1fic Umversny Family VLSton
Center in your area; downtown Portland. 224-2323. North Portland,
240-5319; Forest Grove, 357-5800.
Workshop to teach oral history methods
The Oregon HistoncaJ SOCiety will hold aiS newest workshop on
Oct S The program began m responses to a wides]:read interest in
'"'''"-J hLStory mterviewing and will teach the plan rung and completion
a multiple-session omJ history.
Paruc1pants wiU gather at 9 30 a.m. in the Madison Room ju.o;t
hlatJove the eU1pse at the main eoU'allcc on Pad Avenue. The two hour
se.ss1on will break for lunch at 12.30 p.m .• to be followed by
the afternoon workshop which wiJl run from 1·30 to 3:30p.m. There
· be an mdiVldual consultallon after the fonnal program.
The charge of $50 for the four-hour workshop (S35 for OHS
bel'S) mcludes the supenor textbook.. "Derek Reimer's Vo1ces: a
Outde to Oral History." Class size is limited. so reg1sterearly wath Jim
Sua~maie r, Oral Histonan. Oregon Historical Soc1e4y, 1230 SW Park
Avenue. Portland. Ore. 9nos. The phone number 1& 222-t 74 l.
Please make checks payable to Oregon Historical Soctcty. memo
"Oral Htstory."
ultnomah County Library service cut back
Due to budget reductions. Central Library and the 14 branches of
Multnomah County Library system w1U each be closed at least one
la(J(lJttcmal day each week starting OcL 13.
CentTal Library will be closed Mondays, Gresham Regional Li­
wdl be closed Sundays and Mondays.andalllibra.ry br.lncheswitl
!close an add1uonal day
The closures are the re.su.lt of a S900,000 budgel reduction, the
llth•mrv's share of budget cuts ordered by the Mulrnomah County
1nccloum~~~-~ oners to balance a $9 million shonfall. This foUow-; earlier
>UcJA:et cut..; !.hat reduced library hours and ns book budget a' ol July 1,
1991
"This 1s very bad news for the tibmry and ~he many thousunds ol
;.--------~IYluiLnomah County residents who use their pubhc ltbmry." SUJd Dtrcc ·
>face to
arc hi·
'fun. ES
fiUM ...
1ttentiun.
~e .
tl.!nSIVt"
pologv
politiGll
~trips
Jt'
0093 of Librancs G1nnic Cooper ''There wiU be no bbrdl)' '-CI'\ ll.O
r~ruly~lhCJrt 10 the library system on Mondays and brJnch libraric....; will be
OIX:n only four days a wed::. We've tried to make the additional
c1osun~ correspond as closely as po.s.s1ble to the needs and usage
paLLenls of our JXlU'Ons. but many peoplo-studcnL'i, business people.
familie.~willlind it more difficult to use their library ~u-.e of this
Residents' Rights Week Planned
Ouroldcrciti1..ens in nursing homes, residential cure facilities and
:ldult foster care homes arc Just thac citizens. Re.'\iding in a long IA.':ml
care facility does notchnnge your basic rights asacili1en of the United
Suues. National Residents' Rights Wed, Sept. 29 to Oct. 5. focuses
these righLc; and emphasu.esdigmty. chOtC\: and setf-dct.ennination
for resideniS.
"Re.4\ldcnl'' Rtght Week is a time to refloot on the many residents
10 our long tenn care facilities and to do <;Omclh.ing sp!Cial tO
,l"''!r·n ni1..e each res1dcnl' s mdtvlduabty ," stattd Meredith Cote,
Orc~ton's Long Term Care Ombud'\tllo.n. The Ombud.,man l'ro8Jllm
s dcxticat.cd tO 1mproving the quabty of life for the residcnL.; in long
.h•nm care facthues. The program unins volunLCCrs to serve as Certi·
tied Ombudsmen, promoting resident autonomy and proteCting thc1r
· WW1 privileges .
To order a free residctus' rights brochure or to team more about
oluntoc:ri"r ag in the Ombudsman Program, the toll-free telephone
mbcr. L\ l-80().522-2602. ews------- · ____________ ___;P;...;a.g._e-=-5
Teach-in scheduled
for Monday
by John Eggert
of th~ Pioneer Log
There will be a t.each·tn on
Monday, Scprember 30, r.o mark
the one-year anniverl.llry of the
World Summit for C bddren The
summit resulted in a declarauon for
•mprovcment m many children· :
issues, and 'W& signed by Prcsident
George Bu.o;halong with many other
world leaders.
The teach-in will be in the
grassy area belween Templeton
College Center and OdeU Manor.
h is scheduled between l :45 and
2:30p.m.
.. Keeping the Promise" is or·
gnni1..ed nationally and thi~ year's
event ts intended to bring back at­
tention tothcdecla.mtion morder to
"keep the promise alive." JeMifer
Robey.a rtrst-yearstudent. isorga­
namg thts LC event.
··The point as to educate stu­
dents about lhc fact thal 40.000
cluld.ren dte every day worlwide
from preventible causes," sa1d
Robey Sheaddedt.halifpeoplea.re
unaware of the summit and the
promiseS made, Bush "won't feel
accountable to keep lhe promises
he made. ..
hoY!'"' -·--­..... ,. \
,._.,..
.too ....... ....,,.. .. ,,.._,.,. ,. ... ......... ...... ... -··-Community Service
Update
Ate you tired of always being on cnmpus? Ate you worried
about applying your swdies to the "real world?" Would you hkc to
meet more students and Oregonians who may not rehue 10 lhe world
tn the same political, social or !J>rnu.ml terms as you do'! Docs
pending a liulc time renovating holl.~. working wilh AIDS JXllicnls
or bctng a mentor to sell ua.lly abused kids int.erest )'au? TheCommu·
nity Scrvtee office here at Lewis and Clark may be able to help.
The Community Service office is a student-created and student­
run office that provide..~ the necessary resources for students to find
a volun!Ut project that fits individual interests and needs.
The Office also organizes one-day group projccLS, as well as
discu.~ion groups on related social issues. This office is comm1ued
to a better world and believes that communlly service is a step
towdldseducatingandempowcring SlUdenlS for advocacy and acuve
leadership in our communities. We also believe ~t commWlll)'
service is a tun 1tnd rewarding experience that nllows for a common
groWld among diverse people; thus encouragmg people or all back­
grounds tO join together in meaningiu) diaJogue and service.
If you arc interested in volunteer wort: or being a campus
organa.er • .stop by lhe office located in Templeton across from me
Council Chrunbcr.
Office hours are Tuesday and Thursday 3 ro4:30 p.m .• Wednes­
day and Friday II: 15 a.m. to 12:15 p.m, There is also a volunteer
booed across from the mailboxes where you ean 1eam about upcom­
mg group projecL~ and p1eseot communil.y needs.
u-.dJ--
Here\ the deal: \'\e\'e JXlired some of the
m(k)t popubr Apple'& Maom~h · o.1mputers
\\1th some t)f the m~t popular Applt: pnm·
ers Buv ont: of these comhmarions. and save • nus offer is avmlable <ml) for a limited ume
See \'0 rr authorized Apple campus n-"CCler
toda\ fi r de!:JJb. •
And dL'il"'\'Cf rhe power t lf Madn-
big buc~ Got n? Good NO\\ gel btQing. tosh I be power to be \'OUr be!;
Macintosh Classic Macintosh LC Mm:int011h llsi
Visit the Computer Resale Program
in Templeton College Center
Mon.-Fri. 9am-5pm • 768-7250
Classic with SWleWriter now 1355
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Friday, September 27. 1991 the Pioneer Log
jason Kaneshiro, Features Ed1lor
Guns N' Roses use their illusions and sample rap
by ).~Son Kaneshiro
of tht Pionet7 Log
Much of the pop music world
ha.' been awniung the retea.-.e of the
new Guns N' Rose.-; album. ·'Use
Your Jlluston -The rood 10 the
birthing of this double barreled
ntra,-aganl.8 ha,.o;, been a comph­
cal.cdonc. with lhe ou-.ting of dru.m­
ITh.r SlL'"en Adler and the induction
of Cult drumrnu Mntt Sorum {a
definite trade-up from Adler) and
keys player Dizzy. Following nu·
merous delay~ and confu-.ing re..
lease and rc-relc:ase dates, the
album{s) arc in StOres now.
"Usc Yourlllu.~on"'isadoublc
ulbum, though to add more to lhe
confusion they an.. not sold to­
gether One musl piJI'('hn.~ie each
separ:uely Toged\Crtheyconmina
ridiculou.~ :unoum of music, and a
band which ha" lhe gall to ~crete a
doublc-nlbum is either 3\\ esomcly
t.nlcntcd or ~usctdal.
From the first uack alone, we
can be sure that this is a different
Guns N' Rose--.. Tile sound IS more
produced. wtth "IJ'Onger bass and
gee-gaw clTcct~ on guitars nnd v<r
cal alike. Mau Sorum's drum­
ming prov1de.s a harsh, contrasting
background to nearly every uack.
''Right Ne.Jll Door to Hell" and the
track ''You Could Be Mine," arc
primeu:unplesof thepresent Guns
N' Roses t~lure .
There are awesome unck~here.
namely the Paul McCMtney penned
"Live and 1A Die. ... which is at tht
srunc time the ultimate Gn •R cover
nod the album's 5illiest song. The
goofy doo-wop backgrounds ira the
inlJ"O are com y, as well as the arona1
Sla.~ gujtar work in the up-tempo
Barton Fink:
1nouthpiece
for the
common man
by Julie Vmables
of the Pioneer Log
A hotel from heU. ears drip­
ping with pus and headless
corpse.t;--<:OuJd it be another David
Lynch production'? Not quite. The
Cocn brothers, the same team that
brought us .. Blood Simple." .. Rais­
sng Aril..ona" nnd "Miller's Cross­
ing," have struck new Lynchian
heights with their award-winning
"Banon Fink."
As teswnent to the Coen's
eJ.tnlOrdinary masterpiece, they
made a history-making hal Dick at
the Cannes Film Festival earlier
this year. "'BartOn FLDk" is lhc first
American film ever to gamer three
oflhetopfourawards.. Notonlydid
voritcpicture. butJoeJ Coen scored
as best director (brother Ethan pto­
duced and co-w.role) and John
Twtuno {a wonderful Paulie in
Spike Lee's .. Jungle Fever" this
summer) took home the Palm d'Or
for best actor.
The fllm opens in J 94 I in New
York, where we find Banon Fink
(played by Tunurro) being ccl­
ebralcdas lhe houest playwright on
Collli~Wtd on page 7 mtddle scctJon Yet lhe contraSt for keeping quuu a number of teen "Don 'l Cry" lS a waste of time. Rsng," whsch wUl surely send htm
between the slow ~ieetlons and the uge g1rlco up past t.hetr bed tunes Y cr one of lhe best aspects of to court again, und the album •4i
chaooc pans suus them perfectly. Afcwtuncslikc"ThcGan1cn" thisalbumssltspervastvcmptnflu -closer, ''My World" Axl's de·
The b:md nlso h1ts high fornn vta (w•lh Alic.e Cooper). "Pretty Tacd ence-Axl has a new tendency to mcnted sampling and vocal tricks
heavy metnl hallnds. "Don't Cry" Up' nnd "Ux.omouvc" mcludc stew and <opcw,andpracticcsagxcaa scattered lhroughoutlh c album cu-
with appropriatel y -.~n~X octnvenocr welcome cxpcnmcnution w nh deal of sampling and vocal trickery mulnte m thtc; one key cul, QUite
dling and JlO""'bl) unintenuonal ragn-likc s.c~ual tc~turc s. The. re tn lhc fonn of odd octave hurmo-ssmllar to the pre..ence of the
puns: "1 know how you feeltrliOldc maining ten or so odd song~ fall me~ and speaky-lines out of no-Beatles' ''Tomorrow Never
l've been there before., .. and the mtothcgrandschemcofm cwlpom- where. hke ''cool ranch d.res..~ing ." Knows" ns on nlbum closer. and
quasi-orchcstrol"Novembet RAin," po'1ty. nnd some, such as "Cornu." Thsc; refrc.shtng influence hsts tiS pomts out a rood for further ex peri·
wilh inane lyric perfectly ·ulled are simply overlong. Thcrcpnsc of peak m two \Ongs, "Get ln The mentauon
if you ,,.,.J t',u•rgNtf}' ,.,, numr')' m1d rl
hMtJr-roo/.ud meal, par ~·tH~ .trc: pn,h.lhly
your rnolot valuable fin.ll)dal n·o;ourcr• . Bur
say you'n.~ looklllg for somcrl11ng like
,1 C h ~·C.: k j J1 g .i1 C' C tlllll( , Ill ( C (\;' !i l-h C ,1 flll g
ATM card, :md your very own cr"'tht c:anl.
rhcn u.s. IJank n aakc:s more: ~Cil!iC. In fat' I, wla;lt n·.dly nukes t-'llliC is our Snh.lctlt
Act-uuut J>ack.tgc, whi~ h c::ombanc .111
fc:mr sl!rvkes. (Lcg.1l fhscl.linu:r Th~tt g:
Approv.tl (or cre!du c.trd Jcpt.'IH.Is ou
sc:p.u.HI! credit .lpplu :~twu .md llll' hcnc:v­
o)en<.;c ofth<." C1~-:dat God,,) Stop hy. WL•'ll
c:;,.:pl.uu rhc dcl:uls. And we \\'un't rcuunJ
you ro clc.u1 your rn(_•n\. BANK, 1'The (
by ]MJon Kaneat
of the Pioneer U
A film ~ch as "Th<
t~·· ts an odd thtng, !I
argue thattoday' l
is dead and the pop m
more of a homogcn
nnt't'! product showcas
,.UJwlrv mlher than m
l Yet the genernl g
forget that the origil
roll tu'C based sn blue.1
lUbt>Orn vcrncuy of bsg ~
class, hopcte.~~ly pl8..1
tr rung of the social ~
'Barton Fi~
ill make y
ink
·onllrnru~afro m page 6
roadway After penns•
nsc "Success of the
.. he finds h1msel
mere ''the writer is
t>UrSC. we know better.
Through Banon'se~
Los Angeles. we m
y characlcr.i since Ll1
town of Twin Peal
!oodman. as psycho
Charlie M
tdoes himself. Thel
~u't seem to be a
loodman cunnot plny
him and be repelled
same time
Jobn Mahoney ("~
and Judy DaviS
to lndia'') as a F
atnorand hs5 secretary 8
~enua and eventual
the film He dnnks too
her dunng bouts
as she suffers
t~nric by htm.
Finally, smaller pa
res•dent of Capttol
Mtch:ael Lerner), spooj
and two LA gum
~ve you in stitches. (A
more gruesome
tace. Just watch.)
However, the ftl
~gs to Turturro. As th
f-appointed moulhpi
pmrnon man, he ·
to htmself and yet
thesameume. For,as
i!.l1ev~ the ordlnary
a voice, he refuses
the ordmary man
•stca he spouL~ his
he Llunks Lhc rnm
and dteams
Tunurro's trust m
as himself allows
..... v unbelievable
the Academy of Mou
and Sciences has
1'" .... " for Tunurro's
.... ,,. for Best Actor m
The )o..•u 15 or 20
t bizarre, but what
The film wt
ln its dusty, ronk
horrifying t.ale.
tme ume keeping
many movie.4l
. and what about the
• the ear dripping w
headless corpse..41'?
. tohavetoseeiuou~
me. he Pioneer Log 'The Commi ents''-Alan Parker sells his soul
~eatures Editor ~---------
will surely send h1m
n, nnd the album's
World" AJtl'c; de
~ng and vocul lnc.k \
,1ghout the album c u
• one key cut, quuc
1e presence of tht
romorrow Never
:t album closer, and
nd for funhcr ex peri-by Jason Kaneshiro
of the Pioneer Log
A mm wch ns "The Commit·
:ll,;lll.," ts an odd thmg, smce many
mu.au argue thntlOdny's rock and
1s dead and the pop music scene
moro of a homogenized disco
nnr'P prodUCt ShOWCasing StudiO
vtl.LllrcJry ruther than raw, untamed
Y ct the gencrnl public can­
forget lhnt the origms of rock
roll are based tn blues and in the
.ubtll()m verne 1ty of btg-cuy work­
class. hopelessly plastered onto
rung or the soc1al ladder and
'Barton Fink"
ill n1ake you
hink
onlirtutd from pagt 6
,ru,uway After penmng the m­
no:r "Success of the Common
"he find\himselfbemg wooed
lhc mov1c. moguls m Hollywood
yw<X>d. us Banon 1s told, is
'here ''the wnter is king." Of
ai";C.._ we know better.
Through Borton'seJtperiences
Los Angeles. we meet more
characters since that iutrigu-
town of Tw1n Peaks. John
, as psycho m.surance
Charlie Meadows,
tdoes h1mse1f. There simply
~..,u' t seem lO be a role Lhat
cannot play You will
him and be repelled by him at
smnt Lime.
John Mahoney ( .. Say Any­
') and Judy Davi.S (''A Pas·
to lndiaj as a FauUcnenan
\rhr•r!llrut hts secrcrary add a bH of
~entm and eventual creepiness
the film. He dnnks too much and
cats her during bouts of writer's
Jock as she suffers through and
_,...,by tum.
Fmally, smaller parts of the
lresadent of Capatol Pictures
Lerner). spooky bellboy
and two LA gumshoes. will
ve you m stitches. (At least until
more gruesome pans of the film
1ace. Just watch.)
However, the ftlm ttuly be­
"'ISo:~ to Turturro. As the lefl-wmg,
-appointed mouthpiece for the
mon man, he remainss~rangely
to tumself and yet a hypocrite
the same ume. For, as much as he
~hr.vP _~> the on:bnary man should
a voice. he refuses to listen to
the ordinary man has w say.
IS~ld. he spouts his own ideas of
he Lhinb the common man's
""U'§ .. ..., and dreams are..
Tunwro'strustmtheCoensas
as himself allows ham an abso-
llcav unbelievable performance.
the Academy or Mouon Picture
and Science.~ has any guts,
h for Turturro's name on the
u•v• for Best Actor m March ne~t
The ln.n 1 S or 20 mmutes get a
ba1.arro, but whut would you
The film w11l envelope
in us dusty, rank and eventu-
y homfytng tale.. while at the
time keep1ng you laughing.
many movies can do thai?
• and wtwt about the hotel from
• the ear dripping with pus.s and
headless corpses? You're go­
to have to see it to understand it.
"'me. havmg no way to escape, ~ they
tum to whun. and fantasy of -.ong.
For thc.c;c such mu.'iicJamt, mu~tc
has VJn.uc and powtt, and Judgmg
from the audience's reacuon to lhc
fiJm, these QWliJtie~ arc !iltll ad
mued and mi.sscd m today's musac
S(;CflC.
Alan Parker dm:ctcd a sunalar
feel good mus1Cdl, "Fnme." Yet
the cast of the CommitmenL~ as a
more closely kntlgroup , due to the
fact that they aru lri\h As in James
Joyce's hterary noodling. ~. this can
be considered a rate worse than
\\ill.undlr \htl.
FROM lliE ROWHO HIU.S OJ' lltiWOtfl
PH ISH
WrrH SI'ECtAl OUt.ST
AAnS THE SPOONMAN Their o~essivc optimism in
·ipitc of it nil is nothing but enthral·
hng The band'\ self appotnted
leader. Jimmy Rabbauc (Robert
Arkms),l58 man living m his dream
of fonmng the ultimate \Oul band
He himself does not play or per­
form rnstcad he controls the other
members and hand-p1~ them one
by one. The band he creates is a
mishmash of personalities who
bicker and swearduringrchearsal5,
but congeal marvelously at. every
performance. Ma5t of the friction
is genenued between the three fe­
male back- dubbed lhe
_.....-::~
-,,
PRES Ell
9.50 ADV ND "Commiunent-eues." and the boor­
ish lead singer Deco. who they con­
sider a heathen. On top of il all, be
stepJ on their solos.
Yet it is their filmed perfor­
mance, whsch make this movie lhe
wonder that Ill\, though a hl.lle bit
ofb<J,kground IS needed a.. Lhe bend
itself was created spccificaJly for
the film from the eager pool of
Dublin mu.,ician!l . Part of the ~
cret to the intoxicating perfor·
mancc.s in the film is that Alan
Parker foamed Lhe band and taught
t.hcm to play well before shooting
began. By the Lime filmmg ensued,
Lhe band wa~ nble to pcrfocm all
their twelve songs live convinc­
ingly on film. Undoubtedly lhis
savcdagiCOJt deal ofmuckmgabouc trymg to aewe a sound uack dur­
ing post ·production and praying tJuu
it would do the ftlm justice. Jn Lhe
"Commiuncnrs," the premise ofnn
outsl4lndJ.ng soundli'Uclc, which &S
abo the premise of the plot, ic; sat­
isfied Wld mnkcs a firm film.
Above all, "The Commit·
ments" is a run film, 3..S there IS
laugh~Cr from the rust scenes on.
non-stop. Much of the film IS de­
voted lO children, in the y11rd , at
the concen.s, and one hirariously
cruel documenUltion of n baby at n
rehear&~ I. his n patient reminder to
us that rock and roll hould be fun,
youthful and sometimes painful,
yet the love for u and oommitment
to the band yr.m're an IS worth lis­
tening 10 lhat baby cry.
.. R( J( .. C )[ I LI-:
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Save S50 on airfare. I have a
$490 voucher good for any
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caJIJohn Dtxbelo@ 74TI. Some
holiday re.._-.trictions apply.
Room and Board in exchange
for work as mother's helper.
Fourhour.iaday Monday through
Friday. Live on two acres w/
waLCrfuJI near campus. If inu:r­
~tcd please call 246-9932.
Wanted: Professional couple
seeking household assisaanc.e and
pea sitting. Approx. 15 bOW'S
mid-day per wed: at Wu-. (or
better, as cJetennined by level of
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household chores, plus a silky
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jects wanted for p3inting. DiYer­
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Wen: you in a youth organi7~uon
a~ a child und loved lhe camptng
and the outdoors? lfs ume for
)"OU tO gl\'C bock. there are many
kids who would love tO be in a
group but no adult will help. Lead~
ers needed in both subwban and
iMercity. Paid leaders have more
&.han ooe group, volunteers lead
one group. We help with program
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Friday, September 27, 1991 the Pioneer Log
Tony Davis, Forum Ed1tor
A pig for your thoughts: Bon Appetit goes on the offensive
lhat he. would be happy to gtve me an eyeball. promptly put an end to my taste for pork that
at wh1ch umt he proceeded to pull out the mght, whac.h wa." probably n good idea be·
browmsh chcny wh1ch had been placed m the cauo;c 1 do not tlunk my mbb1 would hav6
pag's e;y\:. socket and pultt on my piBte Th1s approved by Alek Neeley and Tim Stone
ofth· Ptontn l.Dg
Upon enrcring S ~GA (oh, excuse me,
Bon Appetit) on the 1Oth of this monlh.l wa"
grcctrd by a pinl.:, cnsp pig. Not pork chop'
or one of their creanvc pork. pineapple and
cam>l ~tews, but a whole entire lite-siz.e fann
:mimal. Apparentl) the gounnet chefs at
AGA felt that giving lhe srudcnL ~an ''enjoy­
able dining expcrienQ: .. was grnphicaUy re­
minding us of the origm of Lhe flesh Lhat many
ol us enjO)'· However, Lhi.; display of primal
coo~ing was clearly out ol line with the
genc1'1ll preferences of the LcW1" nnd Clark
taSte buds It was clearly ofienswc to our
non-meat eating fnends who hnd to stan:; at a
~lev smo·e.d ptg rectum whtle eaung thetr
veggy burger, and w the cam1voro~ populn
tion of our cwnpus. this showcasmg of a bam
yard hog was unnecessary and 10 poor taste
even forLC.
To clearly put in perspective how bad
lhi.' idea was. 1 Lhink 1t 1S a good idea to look
at a few other Lhmgs around SAGA. For
enmple. lets take a look at the mtlk dispens­
ers, what would happen if we were to replace
these dispe.nsers with a cow Or better yet.,
when we have a steak mght, thev could have
a herd of cattle roaming around Lhe tables and
when you ~ one you like the chef could
come out, clobber 1t over the head, drog u 10
to the kitchen, carve ll up, and throw u on Lhe
grill for you. All righL. so 1 may be get.ong 3
little out of hand with this. butjustli.ke lhc p1g
tud l'SDA approved stamped on il. tlu.s 1dea
t.he ~hefs came up wath had OFFENSIVE
written all over iL
Now not wilhsa.nnding the above and
being the mquisitive rype I found it ncces­
~ · to try some fresh swine So I proceeded
to walk up to the display table and JOkingly a"k for an car The jolly cook. who in a
!>trungc wuy remmdcd me of ~anta Claus with
hi:-. whne outfit and blood-soaked apron. in·
tonnt'd me c.Jun I could nol have the car but
-
Back to school: A returning student recounts worries
b)' Heidi SoJJ
of tht Pwnur Log
Before returning to
school. J was 3 bit unsure of whatever they wanL, unique people, were
stghLs famahar to LC that I had forgouen and
mken for gmnted. how the bcauuful setung complemented all
the people I wns walkmg past was equally
amanng The faces were umque, yet had
famthar qualiues. Some were
bag-eyedandeagcr,somewcre
how I felt about starbng
school,the Lewis and Clarl
scene in general and ho" I
was gomg to fit baclc into aL
When I actually began
school, my worries and msc­
cunucs were pul to rest by
thefamiharsightsandsounds Seeing all types of people ...
were sights familiar to LC
that I had forgotten and taken
for granted. half asleep and bummed out.,
some were stanng straaght
ahead and others were soft­
ened by a fnendly smile. Some
people were walk:ing together,
othets alone. All around people
were laugh mg. tallong and dis-
cussmg.
of the LC campus and Lhe
srudenLS Seemg famthar
faces hangmg out on the
lawns wns one stght that eased my tenstons.
SmJimg faces surrounded by huge ttees and
ht up •n the sunlight of l.he hot, blue sky.
Watching Lhe flowmg hne of colorful people
walkmg to and from classes amid all the faces
was al~ a familiar and welcomed e~peri ­
ence Scemg all type." of people. m different
c.lothcs, an the same clothes. people wearing When 1 became one of Lhose people
wallung from Templeton toward the library,
1 was remmded of the incredibly beautiful
campus, swrounded by smooth rolling hills,
brightened by colorful flowers, encased by
the Ulll~l treeS, and glowmg of that particular
green that makes Oregon famous. To see At thispomtl began to feel
a lot better about LC and the
oncommg school year. All the sights and
sounds were familiar, not because I knew
everyper;on md.Jvadually, but because l,along
w1Lh every other student. create the familiar
sighLc: and sounds of LC lhnt make retwning
so enJoyable and comfortable. Maybe that
saymg, "one of a lnnd. pan of a whole," really
does reflect what LC is all about.
Joe B. Generic How I spent my summer vacation
by Kurt Roithinger
of the Pwnur Log
With time. the help ol a friend
and software tha[ would bTive Wil­
liam Gibson a wet dream. 1 hnd
tinally found whnl f wanlcd: the
address of the ultra-mega-super­
secret Home of Broken Promises.
Naturally, the logical thing 10
do now was to hop on a Greyhoa.md
and go th~re . After all, like my
fnend. I was lookmg for all those
promises that the one had broken.
My friend had lefl me instruc­
tions on how to get there and find
whm I wanted. His leuer a weclc
ago was the last I heard of him. At
the outer door to the Home were the
two guards, Mt. FBI and Mr. CIA,
who both believed my name tag
reading Mr. Priest (Catholic) .
Suckers. continuou"lY . ushered me into his
room.
"h's been this way all my life.
Even I didn't believe what he said.
I l-new he would .send me here In
fact I was surprised that he held out
Lhis long... But anyway (cough,
cough) poimts Lha~ is it. kid. I'm in
for hfc. No comeback for me. I'm
dcad,deadcrthanadoomaH. it'sall
crock! You hear me, don't believe a
Lhmg he says ••. "
Thereupon 1
took my lea\'e (rom The next door read "World
Peace." A sagn beneath read "Cur­
renlly on world wade promot.Jon and
exploataUon tour "
"She'U be back." a VOICe from
behmd said. Behmd me was a
fncmdly lookmg old man walh grey
hair and sad eyes. fie ant.roduced
himself as Mr. Manhood.
''I was plnced in a trust fund,
but he felt I'd be safer here. Now door? Thai's Lhe response."
The door read: "Hate for Crit·
1cs, Canoooists and especaally G
Trudeau."
1 said, "Oh."
"One or more of them breaks
out ju!;t about every day. But they
alway)) come back here.''
With that llcfl Mr. Manhood,
thoroughly confused.
Other doors read
"American
Economy ... "Envi­
ronment." "Educa­
tion," "Before en­
tering sign this note
promismg you will
never ever even
think aboutevadmg
the draft, smokang
pot or having sex" I small chald w1Lh an innocent look
was standing at the window. He
looked at me and said, .. Whaddidya
thmk he'd do? He screwed me just
hkeevcryoncelse did, nolhmg new
there I'm used 10 at" Then he lit a
cagarene. and chuggcxl u can of beer.
f left the bualdtng through
ncarb)· rear &-xu and procoedcd
loose yesterdays lunch
"I knew you'd come." a fanul·
iar vo1ce s.11d, "by the way .I had the
same reaction a couple d:.tys ago.
Tofu suck~. doe n't at?''
It was my fnend. I.B.
Lcevinbush. who had sent me aU
his infonnalion . Now he wac; :>it­
ling in a dumpster loolcing sick,
starved, ured and broken.
"I can't believe 1 voted forhtm.
And now all thts . I just can 'llakc
iL 1 don't know what I should be ardo
by John Fr041
of tht Pwneer L
Have you ever heel
'"v••11 at someone readtn
lder1 Maybe you hi
on a fellow student ~
"~'"? How about ~m~
you around and roc~
you entered cenai~
~ ........... , you have been d
I or CIA (don't lauj
~pic. who huve) Lhe It~
lrobl~bly docsn 't apply
That is, it doe.o;n 't &J
1nles~ you attend Lew4
As you hav~
1ow:ed, and IS repor
,eeJc .. sediUOn, Lhereare
systems 105Udlcd
rsnrula few!
on campus. As. i~
~tese systems began to
after the unseemly~
bad here on campus
word wasthatthenev
had been m the w(
by Kristen Evea
of tht PIOMtr lJ
I love you. Now JuS
phrase mean anyw
I want to sleep '
to spend the rest
you. or just that l
IZZl<CS when I'm arouo
Basically Lhe point i
has &Jven so many rt
word love that it ha
I'J\nmg nothing at all
;i!JLU'..u the word lha~
no reaJ concept as t
We have been raJ
~telV to have a very
:aucln of Lhe word lo
soap operas a pet'S(
and then go nex
w1th the neaghbor, ~
meet at college, an~
twoweeksof lhe~
The office ofaa~a~
with all the aca1
Suppon ~erv1cc
She helps adVJsc
member of the ~ .. , .. u,
L&C degrees.
SUPPORT ~~""'
Inside the complex. which
seemed bigger and darlcer than Lhc
outsideindicatcd,t managed to find
an old 2S ,000 page dtrccwry which
led me to the promises I was look­
ing for. Mr. TnAes and pro·
ceeded down the hall
The next door read
"Kinder, Gentler Na­
tion." Mr. Nauon,
dressed in a dinyshin
and camouflaged
pants. e~puuncd hi~
being here le.-.s am-
biguously. Before entering, sign this
note promising you will
never even think about evad­
ing the draft, smoking pot or
having sex. and "No rcsponsi·
bility for post pri­
mary educauonul
srupid.ity." Mr. doang now. Leave the country or other cowse.'i anvol
something. Do I ace him or cam· They can be t"Ca1Chq
paign agatn~;t him or . . . " ~ he. TH SERVIC~R~ I
Afteudayorso I finally round
the annex right between Lhe Ronald
Reagan Memorial Center and the
Monument to Amencan Contain­
ment Policy. I fouod a door with the
words "No new west" nea1ly sten·
cilod on iL Mr. Taxes, a nervous,
sweaty man who seemed to smoke "Hey. I knew
where I'd be gomg all along.
America today doesn't want lhis
'kjndcc. genllcr' shtick. Rambo,
The Terminator-Ulal's what it's all
about now. And wilhall Lhat 'wimp'
image ... Well. a good trooper does
hu job and then goes Lo his next
~ignmenL, hut Til be back.' ... for
the '92 Revival·Reunion ... Feeling
somewhat miserable, I left. I'm son.u Lhe careUlker around here,
while J nun;c my brother, Virility.
He's very sick," he said.
'-'But I thought that was a car­
toon ... " I replied as we came to a
heavily barricaded door.
"Oh, yes-by that Trudeau fel-• low wasn'l il? WeU he comes here
on info rajds quite often. See that Con.'ltitution was just being earned
out in a coffin as I passed by. A
worker told me his room would be
held for some of the post '92 elec­
tion prospects. Perfectly nause­
ated. I ran towatd the end of Lhe
corridor where a door read" Ameri ·
can lntegrity.Si.ncerity ,JU:itice,ec.c."
I shouted "What did he do to
you?" as I barged through the door. tnJked, I picked him up and we The Student ncow
proceeded to leave the v1ctnity. inLcr·s hours are 8 a
After a wtule l sa1d,''UsuaJJyif Health Service-; is
aracehorsetum:"anrulk.le t~y shoot
iL But sometimes the owner allows
the animal 1.0 heal and live out the
rest of his life on a pasture."
"So?" l. B. asked
"I Lhink thes:amcgoesforcoun-
tries." Inter e Pioneer Log
Forum Edtlor
• LVe
my tnste for pork that
tably n good aden bc­
ny rabb1 would have:
• rorrtes
1ng complemented all
king pa.c;t was equally
were unique, yet had
· qualiues Some were
[I and eager. ~e were
eep and bummed out,
vere stanng stratght
Lnd others were soft­
afriendlysmtle Some
,vere walking together,
lone. Allaroundpeoplc
1ghing, tal.kmg and dis-
•
h•s poiml began 10 feel
,nee about LC and the.
k. A.U the sights and
·• not because l knew
lily. bot because I, along bt. create the fam1liar
,_,c !.hat make retummg
rfortable Maybe !.hat
~panora whole," reall
&S all about
l with an mnocentlool
lg at the wmdow. He
::and srud. ''Whadd1dya
lo? He screwed me JUSt
~eelsc did, nothang new
~sed w iL" Then he ht a
~chugged u can of beer,
t.hc building thro ........
Exu and proceeded to
i'days lunch.
~you 'd come," a fomtl·
~."by the wny. 1 had the
11on a couple days ago.
1 doesn't at?"
s my fnend, l.B.
, who had sent me all
tion. Now he wa.s sit·
umpster looking sick,
id Wld broken.
beheve r voted for him.
this lJUC>tcan't take
now what l should~
Lc:.avc t.hc counU)' or
Do I tee ham or cam·
1st him or . . " As he
•icked him up and we
lO leave the VICIOllY~
. while J said, "Usually 1f
turns an ankle they shoot
etime." the owner allows
w heal and live out the
1fe on a pasture ·•
l. B. askerl
'thesamegoestorcoun· ardon me, ou're ste • onm •
........ r1vacy
by John Fro-;t
of tht Pwnur Log
Have you ever been really an­
nvt!l!St someoncreadingoveryour
....... dcr1 Maybe you have walked
on a fellow student reading your
How about someone follow·
you around and recording every
you entcrod certain bwldings?
nless you have been uulcd by t.he
or CIA (don't laugh, I lmow
coplc who have) t.he last example
rooobly doesn't apply lO you
That is, it doc..,-n't apply tO you
less you aucnd lew&S and Clark
A~ you have hopefully
ticc,d, and IS reported m thiS
k''\edltlon, t.herenre now moni­
g system~ mstalled m all of lhe
:.'nd<:ncehallsanda fcwothcrbuild
on campus. As n turns out,
les·c systems began lO appear last
arter the unseemly rash of fJJ'CS
had here on campus. I believe
word was that the new fire morn­
had been an the works before the arsont'tt(~) hatol' LC However,
it1sprobably o;afetons.~umc. atlen.'it
expect, that the instnllolion proccs.CJ
was hurncd by the firc.c;
Before our eye.~. and to the
d1smay
or our contnan thccomputcrchipsrt:(Juired
to automal.lcally phone in to Lhe
security office (oop~. CJ~cusc mo­
campu~ safely office) if there is a
fire It 1s th1Ci same sy~tcm which is gotten. That i~ to say "nobody
asked me, if 1 wanted a 'security'
system" In facti hadn'tstightest
inkhng lhat the rue 'I)'St.em WOuld
bloom over the summer inlO a
e a r s ,
these fire
a I arm
systems
were set
up dur
ing the
school
y c a r.
Lots of Somewhere during this
process of "protecting''
the students, the students'
rights were forgotten. fully fledged
pri.wn system.
I work for the
campus news­
paper. toO. l
don't even re-
calllhct.apicof
• securuy sys-
tems floating
through t.heof­
flce even oocc.
What I do
know is that I
and a lot of . wares,
new red
bells and enough smoke .llarms to
nouce even the casual BJt; hghtcr,
were tns!alled. In every donn, the
alann system was routed mtoa neat
big red control box wtth a digital
readouL Loolcaround,youcanprob­
ably find your own dorm's version.
It is probably these boxes whach now carrying the door monilDring
devices and sttens. Why weren't
we lOid then of the impendmg alarm
anstallauon?
Somewh~duringlh~p~~
of''proteeting" the swdenL~.lhcstu·
dents nghts and washes were for-other ~udcntS are vuy unhappy
with the concept behind the new
system Let us stan with t.he door
momtors. The §Wipe machines
now replace lheold system of com­
binations Usmg the combination
locks was awkward and at times
impossible if your hands were full The actual combo was also ea.~y to
figure out and noueallya very sccll.l'e
method of conuolling access to t.he
dorms The swipe system improvc.'i
on the c.ombinations. Jt is ea~icr:
only one hand is needed lO operat.e
the system. It is more secure: only
members of the LC community have
access 10 the dorm and if n card is
lost. campus safety can d.t'acuvnte
t.he number, just like your Visa.
Tho~. however, arc about t.he only
tmprovements .
At this Lime, J have heard that
some donn counc1ls vot.cd lO have
thecardswipesystcm installed. The
above paragraph descnbes what I
believe they had in mand. Wh.':lt they
didn 'L have in mind was all the frills
and bells which have accompanied
the swipe mechanisms . NeAl week I
wiU addlus the problems which are
involved wath the current sy~tcm. I
wiU al.;;o provtde some altenwtive
solutions to make the donn secure
without invading peoples privacy.
ove has lost n1eaning in the modern world
by Kristen Evtret1
of the PwMtr Log they "love" each other and are al­
ready sharing d1seases. We should
be very wary of someone who is
that quack to proclaun love, that
person obviously more than sufficient power. means that you never say. 1 just
don't love him anymoTC, you wlll
love them through good and bad,
sickness and health, until death do and if you read them ~ou will agate.
When you think that you love some­
one. think rust of these words, and
t.hink of the deciJion you are mak­
ing: a commitment to care. regard­
less. I love you. Now JUSt what does
phrase mean anyway? Does it
,~ •• 1 want lO sleep with you. 1
lO spend lhe rest of my life
you. or just that I get warm
IZZJc~s when J 'm around you? Love 1s not lusL Love is also
not just a good feeling you get from
bemg around someone. Love is a
has missed the you pan! That
doesn't mean
Basically the poim 1s thatsocr­
has given so many meanings lO
word love that it has ended up
canmg nothing at all. We have so
liuled lhe word that today we
no real concept as to its mean-meaning of the
word.
Also, due to
the love's loss of
meaning, people
try aimlessly to
add more meamng Love is a concious decision, a
commitment to care for someone,
regardless. Love is unconditional. that you won't
love your part­
ner unless that
person con~n­
~ to meet yow
needs or act the "LOVE IS PA TrENT • LOVE IS
KIND. IT DOES NOT ENVY, IT
DOES NOT BOAST. IT IS NOT
PROUD IT IS NOT RUDE. IT IS
NOT SELF-SEEKING,IT IS NOT
EASlL )' ANGERED, IT KEEPS
NO RECORD OF WRONGS .
LOVE DOES NOT DELIGHT IN
EVU. Btrr REJOICF..S IN THE
TRtrrH. LOVE ALWAYS PRO­
TECIS, ALWAYS TRUSTS. AL­
WAYS HOPES. ALWAYS PER­
SEVERES. to the word. as tf
admitting that at way you want
ham or her tO
act. Love is not We have been nused an this
lY lO have a very perverse on­
.au\n• of the word love. We see
o;oap operas a person profess
and then go next door and
wath the ne1ghbor, or two kids
meet at college. and before the
ttwo weelcs of the term are over. means nothang. We'll say "Oh, J
love you so much ... or we .say "uue
love" or" J really love you." How­
ever, when we use the word in its
real meamng, lhen no add-ons arc
necessary, for the word of "love,"
when properly expressed. holds conscious decision, a commitment
lO care for someone, regardless.
Love tS unconditional . That means
that no mauer what the person does,
you have made tha1 commitmentlO
love them, and you will. no maner
what happens. Unconditional love th.inking about yourset(, it is think­
ing about how you are going to love
and moot t.he needs of someone else.
Now, as usual, the Bible says it
the besL I really don't can: if you
are a Chric;tian or not.. these words
have meaning, they are the truth, LOVE NEVER FAlLS••
t Connlhiaru 13:4
Guide to Student Services
ADEMJC ADVISING
The office of academac advising IS located m the Gatehouso. DtreclOr Kate Grunt works
y w1th all the academic advisors on campus and the SAAB Board, the Darcctors of
1JcJe1nt Support Services, the Wnting Center, !.he Math Slctlls Center, and the Registrar.
She helps adVJsc students who are con~adenng a \tudcnt-de..,igncd maJOr or minor, and
member of the Scholasuc Standing Commiu.ee whtch monnors studenb' progress toward
•r L&C degrees The office can be reached at ext 7190.
SUPPORT SERVICES
User Servtc.cs is the office to call if you have a major problem with a computer, eit.hcr
'"'.I!."' or pnvatcly owned. If you Jose your paper due lOa di\k error or need assistance with
puler program. User Servtces is just what you need.
u~r Service's office IS located in Sacajawea and is open from 8:30a.m. lO 5 p.m .•
)O<lliY through Friday. The office can be reached at ~t. 7225.
TH SKILLS CENTER
The Math Skills Center,locatcd in Albany QuadrJngle opposit.e Fir Acres Theall't, oflc~
to . tudents wath a wide range of abilincs, (rom those who just want to pass the
proficiency eAam. &o students through caJculus, lO bll~iness, economics, sci"nce
other coursec; mvolving math.
They can be reached at C;\L 7569
'""'TH SERVlCF~
The Student Health Serv1ces Center operates out of the basement of Templeton . The
\ hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., Mondays through FmJ.ays.
Health Services is supervised by Ann Whaung, R.N .• P.N.P. The staff includ"-5 a
acw.n. a women's health care )-peciaJist, and lnbontlOry technician~ . Health Services
acJes phystcals, aeauncm for illness, medications, and prcventntiv\! medical counseling.
omce can be reached 81 exL 7146.
CENTER
The Wnung Center,locuted in the Gatehouse, is open 9 a.m.lO 5 p.m., Monday through
Profcss•onal wtors and trained student tulOrs are available by uppoinunent in the
tcr for one-on-one conferences lO help students deal with writing difficulties. Students should consult the Wnting Center intheeventofdifficuhy writing or organizing
an essay or research paper. and to 'olve every wriung problem in between. Someumcs
professors will suggest a vt~u lO lhe Wnung Center Loa studenL To make an appointment,
stop by the Center and sign up for a conference. You decide who you want to work with.
The office can be reached at C..'tL 7505.
STUDENT COUNSELING CEN'I'£R
The Swdcnt Counseling Center Ci located near t.he Student Health crvices Centa in the
separ.ue basemem entmnce to Templeton. John Schneider is the Director of Student
Counseling.
Counselors arc available for scheduling appointmettts from 8 a.m. lO 4 p.m. When the
Center is particularly busy, genernJiy from midteuns through final • it may W:e n ~-cek or
more tO be scheduled for an initial nppomtmenL Counselors are on call ior emergen ies,
however.
Students can be ~en for a;; many sessions as deemed nece~ry by t.he student nnd
counselor. All sen· ices. except for some le..,.ting, nee available free to LC 'lude.nts. The: office
can be reached nt ext 7160.
STUDENT SUPPOR r SERVICES
The Student Support Service." Office may be located down the hall from the Council
Chamber from the lnform:uion Desk in Tc.mplelOn . Onle Holloway is t.he Outttor for Swdc:nt
Support Services.
lf you hav<t a learning problem or other di.c;ability. or suspect you may have a problem or
disab&lity, you should make an appointment with this office. This otTkc is nlso the place to
go if you want or necdalcaveofabscnce from school. Theoffac.ecan bereachedat CAL 7175.
CAREER SERVICES
TheCareerServicesoffaceisJoca•cdinPondcrosa. Theoffice.canbcreachedate.n 7080.
The Career Services staff assists students and aJwnni in clarifying individual choices and
in achieving carec.r goals. Individual counseling is off~ in the areas ofcaroer planning, job
search stnUegjes, and gnlduale school admissions.
lf you have any questions regarding your carec:r plans, call or lOp by and make an
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Page 10
Fnday September 27, 1qq1 the Pioneer
Steve Zwerin, Sports Edi
Pioneer Football defeats Pacific University, 32-13 at Forest Grove
..
Several play~~ watch as the LC football team bas an intrasquad scrimmage prior to the Pacific game.
Photo by Tonya Koclttr
The Trail Blazers to practice in Pamplin Sports Center
by Scott Erickson
of the Pron«r Log
By next spring, Blazennania
w1U make its arrival in Portland as it
has for the pa.'l 20 years. Beginning
this year. however, Bla7.ennania wiJ I
be fell much more keenly on the
Lewis and Chut campus because
the Portland Trait Bla!ers now usc
Pamplin Spons Cunc.r a«> thetr CJt­
clusivc 1r.wung cenact and practice
coun.
"This ncwpa.nnership is a win·
win atuntion for both Lewi~ and
Clar$( College and lhe Blnlcrs • saJd
President Michael Mooney in a pn.
paredsuuemenL 'lhey'rebringing
us their enthusiasm, and we·u help
them pul an edge on their game ...
The terms of the three-year
agrecmem entaed upon by LC and
the Blazus aJJo" Pamphn Spans
Center to be available to the Blazers
for designated workouts and prnc­
tJces. Pamplin will also be the site
for the Blal..ers' fallcarnpandaonc­
wedcTrail Blazer Rookie Camp A
,..e-season mtersquad game thai wdl
be the fliSt public exposure of the Presadent of Operation~ Geoff
Petrie. :.tudcnl'i will not be acovely
restrained from walchmg the prnc-
• uces.
"Oosed practices is JUSt som~
thing to say." s.1.1d Adelman. "We
can't gl!l much done with four to
five hundred people wau:hmg. If
students want to walk m and watch.
that won't be a problem." Adelman
emphasw:d, however .. that u the
If you want to meet aowd becomes dlsrracung, the main
doors would be closed
Prev1ous to the agreement, the
Blazers had no centralv.ed location
to practice. Instead, the team would
schedule prncuccs ell any of vanous
sites with shon notice g1vcn to the
locaJ medta or the team tt.se lf B lazcr
officwls emphasi1.ed tlwt LC ts lo
c.ated wtt.lun mtnutes of the homes
of a number of the Bla7.crll by Matthew Schweitzer
of the Pioneer Log
The Lew1s and Clark Plonecf
men•s football team opened thett
1991 season w1th an nway game m
Forest Grove agrunst lhe Pactfic
Boxers. The Plo's lh1s season had
many returnmg players but got orr
lO a slow stllrt. The Boxer-5 were
able to score 13 potnts early m the
game before the Pio's could get on
the board. The Boxers running back
Joe SpaniSh pul them on the score
ftrStbyuoong aJmost u fifty· fifty split in ru
yardage and pass rteepuons.
team then proceeded to gam con
dencc and score wilh case as
Bnclcus snatched a 2-yard pass
sophomore Kevtn Hayes for
second score of llle afternoon
tcrmuchofthe tunno1l thatwen,tn
w1th la.~t year's quarterback si
uon tt was a pleasure to wateh
sohdperfonnanccfrom Hayes.
played a so ltd game for the PiOf1tce
Wlth three touchdown pas~
addmg SIX potnts of hiS own w
five-yard run.
the ball from
two yards out
to score on the
• opemng pos-
sesston. The
Boxers then
proceeded lO
score SIX mcxe Dan Ruhl was named
CFA offensive player
of the week, based on
his performance. LC only
stronger as
held the ts<>JIIc:t
scoreless in
second
Leading the
defensively
points with
the leg of of Alcihtro Kamada, who
hit two consecutive field goaJs from
39 and 37 yards OUL
After the Pio's were able lO
shake the cobwebs out. they pro­
ceeded to score two touchdowns
before the end of the half Therr
ftrSt score came from the ever de­
pendable play of scn1orrunmng back
Dan Ruhl, who scored on an 1 I
yard run. Dan Ruhl was named
CFA player of the wedc, based on
his pctfonnance ,m whtch he gained
32Aall- forthePio's; Seniortinebacb
Bob N1enCli01
who had 10 mcldes, one of wh1c
was a sack for 8 yards. Also
m slt'Ong effort for the Pioneers
Morgan Sm1th who had seven tact
Jes and four ass•sts.
t.hc Plo'sstart.cd off slowly. but
were able to hold the Boxers
ease by the second half. The resUJ
was an cxctung wm over Paci
32 13
Come watch the Pio's as
talccon Simon Fraserser.lte1Ttbet·2
for homecommg at 1.30 p.m.
Gn~old Stadmm.
"This new partner­
ship is a win-win
situation for both
Lewis and Clark
College and the
Blazers." all your banktng needs.
enroll at We-serve-U-Ftrst
Interstate Bank of Oregon We
have a spectal package des1gned to "rudent L\n8 VISA· Eligibility
Even 1f you have no cred1t
h1story. you may still quality
for a student VISA· . so you can
better manage your expenses -President Michael
Mooney
1991-'92 Portland Trail Btau:tS will
be held m Pamplin on Octobet 9.
In remm ~ LC will get co use the
Blazers' state-of-the--an portable
backelbaU floor and two ponable
side baskets for the duration of the
three-year agreement. P1ans also
call for a fund-raising activity to be
tied 1.0 the Blala"S • first inter ·squad
game. Proceeds from this event
wiU benefit a scholarship fund for
LC sruderus.
Blal.er practices are officially
listed as being closed to lhe public.
However .according to Head Coach
Rack Adelman and Senior V~ help students make it through those try1ng
college years the Studentlme Account It has
all the products and serv1ces you need
Checking Account with no minimum
balance. Wnte up to 12 checks a month for one
low monthly fee. And cash your personal
checks at First Interstate off1ces throughout the
West and around the country
First Interstate Bancard. Get cash from
your account at First Interstate's tree Day &
Ntght Teller· machrnes throughout First Inter·
state Territory Or use CIRRUS . Exchange · or
VISA· automated teller mach1nes all across the
country (for a small fee). Student Loans. If pay1ng tor school is a
concern. we can help you with a student loan.
Student loans allow you to borrow money for
college and not beg~n paying it back until after
you graduate.
So for all your banking needs-from a
checking account to a student loan-graduate to
First lnters.tate Bank
!
Bank
\X'~ go thl.." (.'XII.I mik lor \'oui seaso1
byStne 2
of the Piorn
They're back,
ready co conquer l
No, there's no foreij
t.ng Oregon and W
this unat could deli
damagcnoallthe N
schools in the area:
and Clark men • s soc:
by an experienced,
and many strong ret~
is eager lO dommau
Although thiS i
same team that ~
record last season.,
have changed. The
apparent m the a~
new coach, the tcarr1
play" atulude and t
new players lO fill
that became va.canL
Crew
opens
seaso1
with I
hopes
by Mira M1
of the Pione
Last year· s Le
'"·"'"' team made a .
itself placmg boats u
m all regattas. send1
the Pacific Coast C
two rowers panic1pa
· Fesnvaloverthc
begmnmg of th
crew team hash
or lhe year.
"l feel ~~ op
,......,year," sa1d Head
,Bro1wn. "Ourmrun f,
mid-May
,wP.tt Regional
Pacific Coast C
s a real pavotal y
aim to cement our
the Pacific Coast~
gave the message lhl
here to stay."
Although the
races are not un u.J
team began water p
fall season this w
twmng rowers and 3
Assistant Coach
who recently earned
2roemexercJSC phys
ancr a years abse
ially design worko
The crew team
m four regauas this
~eaill.Je and two in
late October and No
1ft
aflnfon
800-3
Or. rush $2 00 IO RtaN
11l22 la.lllo Aw 1100 A u:, ~~~p~t~~be~r~2~0~1~99~1~--------------------------~SRJ?ortQs------------------------------------~P~ag~e~l~l
An optimistic LC men's soccer team starts its new lhe P1oneer a..u~:
erin, Sports Edi season on a (hope lly) winning note
Coach Jam Rtlau as hardly a waU also unprove the team, as an Swell and Malt Childs, r.o name a by Steve Zwerln
of the Pioneer Log
~st Grove
,.
Bob Niend
10 tackles, one of wh 0 pens
k for 8 yards. Also 1/UU.III,
effort for the Pioneers
;math who had seven UlCA: I seas 0 n
Our 8SSJ.SlS. 0efCnSJVPI>
>tan.cdoffslowly,but Wl• th hl• gh : Lo hold the Boxers
~e second half The ~~~
lltCillng WIO over h 0 pes
e wnt.ch the Plo's as
imon Fraser SepLCmber
100mmg at 1:30 p.m.
Stadium.
ty.
o cred1t
ualify
eucan es.
ool 1s a
loan.
for
after
a
uate to by Mira Morton
of the Piont.er Log
Last year's Lewis and Oark
crew team made a solid name for
iL.;clf placmg boats an the top three
in all regattas, sending one boat to
the Pacafic Coa.~t Chamo10nshm m
~acrnm 1ento. Cal1fomw and haVlng
two rowers participate in the Olym­
pic F~oval over the summer Wtth
the begmning of the new season,
the crew team has high aspirations
for the year.
"1 feel real optim1suc about
lhisycar,"said Head Coach Charlie
Brown. "Our main focus is geanng
toward mid-May and the North­
west Regional Championships and
the Pacific Coast Champaon ships.
It's a real pivotal year and tl's our
am to cement our partiCipation tn
the Pacific Coast Championshtpand
oJVI'\ the mes.c;age that LC crew as
nPno lO Stay "
Although tJle champtonship
K:es are not unbl May, the crew
began water practice for the
rul season thJs week with 20 re­
tummg rowers and 36 noVlce row­
ers.
Assist:nnt Coach Chuck Carter.
who recenlly earned a masters de­
gree ane.xcn::ise phySiology. retUrnS
after a years absence to help spe­
design workouts.
The crew team will panicipat.e
four regattas this season, two in
IS~atlle and two in Portland, all m
Jarc OcLober and November .
~ 800·351·0222
Or, rush S2 00 to RnurdllnformJtton
11321' laaho A~ '~A lDs ~ CA 0002!l newcomer to the league. He came experienced roster leads the team. few.
to LC from a highly successful and They certainly Qude confidence; Although me team is excited
nationallyi1Ul.kedmen'ssoccerpro- "We expect to abouubebegm.-
gram at Warner Paclflc College. maJce a big tum- nmg of the sca-
HiJ teams lhete were ~ dommant 8 r 0 0 n d -t 0 "We expect to son. tJley are
that they finiShed the 1990 sca.c;on make the soccer pepa:redr.ofac:e
Wtth an ancn:diblc record of 6(}. program a sue-make ... the tough chat-
plus consecubvc league wins. ccssful one,.. lengesaboutthe
Coach Rllau did notantend to said first-year SOCCer program league, most
g.vc up tus wmmng ways when he student Scou ful notably from
came here. Playen entered uain-BlSSCII. a SUCCeSS W i llameue.
ingcamptnmid -August,afuUthtte One. tt Whitworth,Pa·
weeks before school began With a But the cific Lutheran
ngorous trammg program empha-overall team ex-----5cott "Bis" Bissell, andPacificUru -
smng top phySJcal fitne.c;s and ball penencc won't versity. They
handling skills, players were soon ov~hadow the frrst-year student arc prepared,
m top shape anucapation of according to
In nddiuon, the team was in Lhc new players. All arc fll'St-year JUmor forward Ray Hoy: 'This
stilled wath a new atutude The students, and all bring ~ucces sful ycarthere'snotgomgtobeasmany
style of play JS now 3 faster-paced high scbool experience wath them, indJvtduah -the team I!!. gomg to
and more aggresmve one The re· too. The oew names to memonzc play as a uniL"
tum of many of la'il year's staners are Patnck Cameron. Scott ('Ba.s"} Come watch this unit play Sat-urday, Scplcmbcr 28 against
Warner Pacifte. The game iJ in
Beaverton.auhc Tualatin Hills Part
and Recreauon C~nttz . lt s:wu at
7~30P .M., but be sure toiJrivea bit
early and cheer the 1eam on with
our Lewis and Clark pride.
The wan en's soccer team has
been dropped from the varsity pro­
gram due to a limited number of
players. Appnn:nlly. there was a
lack of intcTC$t in the program. Only
six lady Pio's reponed for the soc­
cer team in August Because of the
lack of players, the women·s pro­
gram has been dropped from i.he
league schedule this season. The
team wiJI;!tiU play fonheschool i.L~
a club sport, however. Pertmps if
there is enough interest nat year.
then it wiJJ ~um c play on the var­
siry level in the league.
This "\Veek in Pio Sports
...... •
A Pio leaps high to successfully block a sizzling shot by
a Pacific volleyball player during their match-up in
Pamplin on Tuesday~ September 24th. In a close match,
the lady Pios lost to Pacific in five games, 2-3.
Make your own hours,
make excellent money
marketing credit cards
on your campus.
Wl1·100·950·0472 ut.20 photo by Ja~ Mill
lAIII $500 ... $1000, .. $1500
For your tretemlty,
sorortty. tum or other
campus organization .
AUOUnllfNO
III'IU1MIIIf IIOUIUIJJ
CALL 1·800·950-8 472. cal. SO Football
September 28, 1991
vs. Simon Fraser
1:30 p.m. at Griswold Sta­
dium
Women's Volleyball
September 27-28, 1991
at CI?'Orgc Fox College
All Day (go there and ch~r
'em on!)
Octobcrl, 1991
vs. Li nficld College
7:00 p.m. in Pamplin Sports
Center Men's Soccer
September 28, 1991
vs. Wiltamctt e University
7;30 p.m. at Tualatin Hills
Park and Recreatton Center
Men's and Women's
Cross Country
September 28, 1991
at PLU Invitational
11:00 a.m. (women)
11:45 (~n )
Taroma, WA
LET THE ARMY RESERVE
PAY YOUR STUDENT LOAN.
A nearby Anny Reserve unit needs bright
people to train in certain ~pecialized kilb.
ln return. w~·re willing to help pa)' off a
qualified student loan-up to fdO.OOO. 'rou
could also qualifv ior another $18.000 for
~.-ollege e;~Cpenses-all tor pan-time servioe,
U!>uaJiy one weekend d month plus two
weeks' Annual Training.
Think about it. Then think
about us. Then call.
1-800-USA-ARMY
•••• YOUQN ..
ARMY RESERVE -Page 12
Friday, September 27
FRIDAY (Today)
27
After the Stonn -Ramsey Clark.
Anomey General under the Johnson
adnunistration. is NOT. repeat NOT
giving a lecrure tttled "War Cnme
Tnals and rhe Gulf War" at 2 p.m. in
the Council Chamber.
Hev! You! The Procrasti nator!-•
Toda) 1s the last day to add a class,
drop a class, or select a class for credit
or no credn Try to do any of tho~e
after 5 p m today. and you're gonna
have to have a stgned e cuse from
God. Brahma Vashnu. Buddha or a
corre~ponding deny of s1milar author
ity (etther that or be able to cry really.
really weU).
..... reativity Explo..-,ion -Get out of
the dorm room, lt..ave behind that
"habby apanmem that you share with
some ~>ierdo from beyond. and get
out into the art scene. Today and
tomorrow are the Ia ·t two davs to
~
check out thee ·hibition of Lewis and
Clark alumnus Angelina \Vooley.
cla of '75. It's free, and it'~ at the
Centrum Gallery and Hands on Cafe,
8245 S\V Barnes Rd.
Folk and roll, Dude!-Musicians
Todd Samus:>on and J ak Banet offer
up tl1eir own special brand of ''folk
and roll that rocks the bont" from 7 10
9 p.m. at the Cup and Saucer Coffee
House. 1001 SW 10th. So go ahead.
be shamelessly PC and join the fes­
tivities. And remember. it's FREE!
(Did I say the right word?)
SATURDAY
28
Elvis Lives! -In spirit, anyway.
Even if you can't remember the last
time you aatended services, don't
worry. you too can be saved. Just take
bus, bike. car or foo~ and shag it on
down to the world':, only 24-hour,
coin-operated Church of Elvis. If
you've never been, it's a must see. If
you haven't worshipped in a while.
then it's about time you went back.
isn't it? Located almost directly across
2nd A venue from Saturday Market.
its address is 219 S.W. Ankeny
(Ankeny itself is about as wide as one
of the tables in Fields). It 's a good
companion trip on a visit to Saturday
Marlce~ and Saturday is as good a
time as any to see the King.
Madness, Mischief, Mirth & May­
hem -After a full day of avoiding
Monday's Organic Chemistry assign­
ment. you deserve a break (You're
welcome). Why not Ieick up your
heels at SOFA's Movie of the Week.
• Th1s week's feature "Soapd1sh," star
nng Whoopi Goldberg, Sally Fields
and a bunch of other people who
wouldn't even fit here. IL shows at
7·30and lOp.m. in the Council Cham­
bers. No smoking, gregorian chant­
mg, power tools or motor vehicles
over 5 h.p. will be permitted during
the show.
SUNDAY
29
Flute Fans!! The Greater Ponland
Flute Soctety tS holdtng its Season
Opener and Members Recual today at
2 p m at 75 Lincoln Hall, Portland
State Umversny. downtown Admts
s1on is free, and open to the geneml
pubhc. You'll get to hear area Ouusts
perform, enJOY refreshments and get
to know many of the Socictv's mem­
bers. lleavy metal megastars Metallica
will not play a short opemng .set be·
fore hand, as may or may not have
been previously announced.
More Classic .. tuff-British \'OCal­
ist June Tabor and cellist !\lark
Emerson will play at7 p.m. at the Old
Church, 1422SW llth(atClay) Tick­
ets are $11 in advance at Music
Millenium , and $12 at the door.
MONDAY
30 --·
OSPIRG · Difficuh as it may be to
follow an act like Steve Allen,
OSPIRG might be just be the group
who could do it. If you've ever given
a hoot about the world around you in
any way, shape or form, you just
might want to attend the Oregon State
Public Interest Research Group Gen­
eral Interest Meeting at 7 p.m. in the
Thayer Rooms.
WEDNESDAY
2
Culture Alert! -"Samson and
Dehlah," Samt Saen's operatic mas­
terptece comes to life at the Civtc
Aud1tonum tonight The PonJand
Opcm'l> production of the French ptece
(wnh proJected English supertitles)
begins at 7 30 p.m. If you mtss
tonight's perfonnance, you can catch
it again on the 5th.
THURSDAY
3
Blues Bonan7.a -Blues Traveler
wil1 play a FREE set live and 10 pen.on
at Music Millenium 's Eastside loca­
non (32nd and East Burnstde) at 3
p.m. This New York based quanet
takes it way, way out there as they mix
up blues, R&B,jazz, funk. psych adelia
and rock with a unique sound that
their vocalist and harmonica player
John Popper could onJy describe by
saying: "It's ours." Check 'em out. the Pioneer
Reid Kells, Pub Occ Ed'
Phar Out ~ The Ph1sh are com.i
the Phtsh are coming. Thls ph moo\
phoursomc phrom Burlington , V
mont has once more phound their
back to the Pac1phic Northw,.,,
PhrenZlod and phrenetic onstage. sor
of their more unusual pheats
perphonmng acrobatics onstage
the rud of mini-trampolines .
last appearance, on the phourth
Apnl at WOW hall, sold out.
200 people had to be turned away
the door. So walk. skip, hitch or
down to the EMU Ballroom, on
University of Oregon campus in
gene. To charge uckets by phone($
U of 0 students, $12 everybody el
call (501) 346 4363. Missmg
chance would be, phranc 1
unphorgiveable .
OSPIRG
Packaging Tip of the Week
Reduce your waste before you buy!
Don't buy packages with cxcesstve
wrappings, like Cup O'Noodles.
You'll pay for exce~sive packag­
ing twice, once at the store and
once for disposmg of tt. Be totally
PC' (pohtically correct)! Buy bu
foods.
Fact-More than half (roughly 5
million tons) of all the plasucs that
we throw away each year ts pack
aging mnterial.
fJrought to you by OSPIRC
Got Some Time?-Why not give ~=::;:;;; ~r- --~~----- .-_
some of it to inner city kids who are
gening a chance to get out to some
wildernes s areas The Sierra Club's
Inner Ciry Ouungs Program is look­
ing for people who want to help give
some inner city kids a change of pace.
There'c; a meeting gomg on tonight at
5:30 p.m. an Monteith, right next to
the College Outdoors office. Spon-
sored by College Outdoors.
TUESDAY
1
STEVE ALLEN!! -Totally! No
Foolin'!! He's gonna be here! Steve
Allen! Creator and first host of "the
Tonight Show," Golden Age of Com·
edy great, and star of such moving
productions as •'The Benny Goodman
Story." Steve Allen! Say it with me:
Steve Allen! He's here for one hour
and one hour only for a presentation
and booksigning from 11 a.m. to noon
at Conant& Conant Booksellers, 1001
SW lOth Avenue.
Pio Fruit Tip -Bat more cante­
loupe, it makes you real sexy. is now open!!!!
EVERY NIGHT
from 9-12
6 Reasons why
you should go there:
1 . The Grubbin' Food
2. The Caffeine
3. The Music
4. To Scope Out members of the
opposite sex
5. The Atmosphere
6. To get away from your roommate
Because There Is Nowhere Else to Golf! alendc
by Creg C
oflhe Piorl
Roughly 50 sWdCJ1
held in the Cound
lO diSClk"S propo~
quarter schedule... ~.
forum that an all· ~tuc
tn~ a decision is mal
Among the Curricull
present were stud~
Joseph Martornno E
'"'u Rohrbaugh,
K.tn -.em. Mervyn Brod
I The professors des
;terns and what they
quarter sys~m
. would begm tau
)100d Th2nksgtvang, a
days," when stu
day prcpanng fQ
described the thtt
semester system
~ would begm 10
.., .. .., .. mid·Oecembet
break.
Under the semestCJ:
classes that one tak
change from nin~
only have ID pre
the semester syst
~ under our cum:
there had been a ~
into a semester syst
. . """'' concemmgJUSU
College.
Concemmg ov·erse~
1ttce sa.ad that under
one-terut and two­
semester abroad.
The College woul
more overseas
Jl.lons if changed 10
commuu:e adnu
may be changed,!
lll some deparunc
talk ID depart.men
mor and get i.nfonnat
Wlfllet break,
~aer1~ feel sttange
~an d then rerum a
Ins
Democrnt.ic candt
• Harry K. L..Or11s.:
Clark Law School
y readtnil~S
Help finish l'"f\0'
nee!!" and "Dtl1cU
ademic h
Columnist ,..,, ..
hypocrisy in the
ios beat 0
The football tean1
~.-.. by 34-17.