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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 55, Number 15

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1991-03-01

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Lewis & Clark College: Pioneer Log / Mossy Log

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thor VoLUME 55, IssUE 15
letreau takes top
ot in elections; VP
off to be held
nday
...rrrr ERJcx.soN
record high number of swdcnt voters
seven of eight ASLC postuons in
100~ held Wednesday, Feb 27 The
ux>s;auon, vice prestdent for infonrutllOn
will be dcc1ded by a run·
ccU<>n to be held Monday, March 4.
Pidgc Pcllettcau became the new ASLC
wmning 77 percent of vot.es cac;t.
rlottc Dtek, Eric Freund, and Chns Qumn
eiC( ted to the l.hree student at-large
unconle.o;lcd races, Sagi Ratnayak.a
has postuon as vace presuicnt for
1 and fmance while Joseph Martorano
elected to the poM of Vtce presadcnt for
academte amurs. Ywch110 K.ato
the fli'M international swdcnt to hold
posauon of chief justice wath has
flleStOO V1Ct.ory. STUDENT-RUN NEWSPAPER MARCH 1' 1991
was, however, no clear vactor an
for vace president for infonnation
~rJmmmg Tony Ross rccetvcd 38
of the vote while Barry l.evmc re­
Conti~d on Pag~ 4 pltdo b 1 Marc Sdtoll4rid
1991-92 ASLC officers (1. tor.): Vice President fw Budget and FinaiK'f Sagi Ramayaka. President Pidge PtlLttrtau. Vn Presi&nt
for SAAB Joseph Martorano and Chief Ju.~ict Yuichiro Kato. Not pict1Jred art Studtnts-at-Lar~t, Eric FHuncl, Chris Quinn and
Cbarlottt Dick. Vi« Presldenl rw Iotormatioo ond PTogrammioa will be d~ided Mooct.y io a rva-olf tl«aioa.
adson Assumes Position; Stresses Communication
1\A.K(.)N BAAR
Vice Prestdent for Student Affairs Den·
Madson plans to make communication
\II'"U;II the students and admmisunuon a "I want to spend the fi~ few weeks on~ vetSityofMas.sxhuseas at Amherst, in which
on one with student affairs leader.> and ~u-he randomly contacted students 10 join him,
dentleaderstoun - the Vice Chan-
demand noc. only "I want to spend t1te first few weeks cclkrforScudem
· m his new posiuon at Lewi~ and the history and one-ot~-otle witlr stude11t affairs AlTa.irs. for lunch
cuhure of the leaders and student leathrs to as another way 10
"I want to work with the campus and be
.... u. tL'i r.otal life Bnd communny ... he said
telephone mterview thas week. He swd he
to see l.he students and admimsttntion
...... x lOg ether in govemanceoflhcschool. place, but also us increase student
needs and wanes," understand not only tile history and cooLaCt wil.h the
be ~d. culture of the pace, but also its needs Student Affairs
He also swd and wattts." Office.
he would like to -Dennis Madson, Hosaid
Madson srud he plane: to spend his fmt
weeks meeung with students and student
to geta feel far LC campus, assessing
needs 10 be done. havesomcgeneml Vice President for Student Affairs it was 000 early
student meeungs to set an agenda,
to become more auuned 10 studenc needs. He but Madson S3.1d he saw has position as
cited a program he amplemcnc.ed at the Uni-scmng two funcllons: lO provide the "glue"
ooney Rejects Homelss Proposal
E.\4JENOO
Pr\:;\ldcnt M1chacl Mooney did not approve a proposal for the homeless family campus
Llst Friday, said swdenLS involved with the projecL M()()My could not be reached
commeoL
Tht srudenlS working lO set up a campus shelter p~nted the president with an
eooum to their initial proposal This was a respon.'ioC to questions about 011nsitionsl
''n", n:ferral, screening and c:tsc management. shelter space und cost and linbrlny ·
Eh~ Eden, a student who auendcd the meeting, said, "He seemed 10 be lheon:tical!y
IX>std. He had some pructical problems too. like space, Uabiltty, but basically he sttll
't feel it wa..11lhc role of the campus, that the campus mowd not be a social agency and
studt-nlS should volunteef rather than have JOmething like lhal on campus."
"He d•dsay, 'Whuedowedrawthc line?' fromahomelessshcltertoputtinganabottion
on campus," said Andy Tarr, who also at&ended the meeting.
"He was kind of say ina. • lf 1 allow one group of students to swt somcl.hing lhal' s kind
different and unusual, then how will I say no IDa new group of students. .. So I think I wnnt
draw the tine here,'" said Eden.
''We've reached an atxupt abbreviation of this chain of the progress wc•ve made," said
Kenlan. However, .. This isn't over by any means." said Tarr. ''If anything, it's going
rnakl! us work harder."
"What we're doing righl now il trying to figure out what we wan tiD do." said Eden. "if
C ollli~U~ed "" Page 3 Administrators address
student concerns
President MK:hacl Mooney and Vice
President for Ac-ademic Affairs Susan
Resncck Parr answered sruden&s' concerns
about issues such as rape, mew-ern and the
rcnnovationofT em pie &on last Thursday in a
student forum.
One of a Kind
Mo Sami a.~ a Pen:um who says she can
fake any language. "Somebody ~~d me if
I was Irish! They said I had an Irish accent. ..
she says. between the adminisuation and the student
body, and lO act a: an advucate for student
needs in administratorial policies.
One ca.~ Madson said he is ready tO
toekle is alcohol. Rc said he plans 1.0 add
more programming option such as holding
nighLClub activities without alcohol or open­
ing recreauonal facilities longer .
.. AJcohol has always been somelhing
college students e.tpo imenl with and abuse.·
he said. "It's encouraging to see how use and
abuse ate going down ...
Madson said he was imprcued widl LC' s
international progrum. He said he wanted lO
Coltlitwed on Pa1~ 2
Profane campaigns
The tendency in much of the advertis­
ing far the 1991 ASLCeleclionswastoub
name recognition lO ., auane by cm­
ploy•ng wtw could be ccmidcred paope­
gandizcd "shock treaunenL ..
Northwest Swimming
Championships
LC swimmcn tell the compeutioo lO
.. bile their shorts: bullhe uncatifaed offi.
cials take it wrong and disqualify several . swunmcrs.
.... 10 -Donate
LC to host and contest
ends ter n1 rith
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Curtiss ad\ ocates '-'hand-up,11 ·not '1\a.nd·-out
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Pdlczrcu Ncdy RatnayU:a
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l..cviac Oaraa Kato
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JO Sl\.IDENT'S·A T ·LAROE
Ditk Frtul Co1tlin~dfrom pogt 1
ceivod 27 percent. According to Lhe
ASLC constitution, a run off elec­
tion IS held between the two can<li·
dai.CS rcceaving the greatest ~of
lho vote when Lhere as "nocandidnl e
watha percentage of the vote greater
than 50 percent plus one ..
All three ASLC consutuuon.al
amendments on the b.11lot were
approved by voters. Amendment
Nl, whachaskcd vo~ afthe VPfor
budget and fiNlllce should remnm
on campus at the end of the fLSCal
year to close out ASLC accounL'i,
receavod 68 percent of the votG
Amendment #2, whach estab­
lished an endowment fund to offset
student foes in the future, rccCJved
79 percent of the vote. Students
approved amendment 113. a fX'OPO&lll
to update the ASLC constituuon to
reflect current campus commiucc
strUCtwe. by a mnrgm of over ten to
one.
"I feel relieved nnd excatod,"
saad presadent-elcct Pelleltcau
.. There's a lot thn1 needs to be done
now" Pelleuenu wall not take of
flee until the fli'St week of Spring
tctm. However, henmmec:hate plans
for the pre:~n t we~ to "go 10 the
Fulton and have a beer "
Once in offlce, Pclleueau 's fU'St
pnonty wtU be "appoanung Sill·
dents·at·large. I'm lookulg a1 ev­
erybody who's mt£reStcd." The
If} uu thought that ftnding a color
~ ladntosh• \'"\tern \ uu could afford • was jusl a dream then the ne"~ affordable Madmosh LC is a dream
come true.
The Macintosh LC is rich in color. Unlike many computers that can display
only 16 colors at once. the J\ladntosh LC expand-; your palene to 2S6 colors
It also comes with a microphone ,md newsound·input technolom tha1leL'
) uu personalize your work by addmg \'Oicc or other ·ounJs
Uke e\ ery Macintosh computer. tht LC is eas~ to ct up and eaw to
master. And it runs thousands of available applications that all work tn the
same, consistent way-so once you,re learned one program, you're weU
on }:our"~}' to learning them all. The Madmosh LC e,·en letS) uu share infor­
mauon wtth someone who uses a different type of computer-thanks to
the versatile Apple uperOrire: which em read from and write toMadntnsh
M DO ,a~ 2,andApple II noppydisks . I
Take a look at the Maamosh LC and :>ee what it gi\'es \'OU. Then pinch
}'Ourself. It' bener than a dream-it's a 1\ladmosh. ·
For more information visit
the U>mputer Resale Ufennfl"11.,
in Templeton College Center
Mon-Fri, 9:30am-5:00pm
768-72;0
The power to be your best~ ASLC presadent appoints rwo sw·
dcnLs·at large upon Ullcing office
"That's the easy pan. getting
elected. Now I have thechnncc that
I've always wanted, to make a dif­
ference And here at is. so let's gee
to u," she swd.
"I'm cx.cncd,"said Martorono.
VP-clccl for studentaffrurs "I thank
lhc students have ITUlde a clear-cut
dec won about where they want they
school to go and that they want
more action an govemmcnL That
excates me because I want to rep­
resent the students and their voace
to the admanisuauon."
Martorano listed the fCVlSIOO
of student evaluaoon forms as has
top pnonty. "1 would lake to sec
more student anvolvemcnt an that
[student evaluation forms] com­
mittee as well as in SAAB. That's
a bagh pionty," he said. Manorono
also eltpressed a desarc LO see a
greater presence of traditionally
underrepresented classes of fir.a·
year and sophomore students.
"1 fell lilcc J should rerun be·
cause there were a few thmgs 1
could strengthen an the system ~
far as budgeting goes," stud
Ratnoyw of has successful re­
e lee uon bid "I wanted to see lluu
the endowment [Amendment N2)
was esUlbhshed u it passed"
Ratnayaka Intends to make
chartered organizauons has primary focus He plnns to ccnU'UltJ.(:
kccpmg among the grouP' tn
to keep better nclr. of funds.
al!!O plans to 1m prove ··coruinu
an student leadership" in
amprove the sequence and
of f1JUU1cu11 records from
t.rallon to admanast.rauon
Kato, the new chieC
noted a feeling of
has new ~iuon
~rves as an admm istmtive i1SSll
to the chaef JUstice "First of
want to expltun what the
boarchs," he ~ad. "I wnnt to ex
1ts role and ats amportance 1o
students as a whole. ·•
Kato SaJd that he beiii'UM
by clearly defimng the 1Ut11
board's role to resadcnt "~"'
and dorm councils, more
wtU feel comfortable issuing
plaints that he feels prescnu,
unreported.
A total of 545 votes w,...
an the elecuon. Thanks to the
ume usc of computer baJIOUI
results were mbulnted in45 mm:
The taUyang wns overseen by
dent·at Large Tony Schmidt
Amy Guu.waiJer, mcm~ ol
ASLC clecuon commauee.
Yuska and Marcclene canter
were p~nt for the tallyan&
place of elecllon commtucc
bers Dana Medeck and
FetrOw who were unable to
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D •fi(I,Qj•tlf(O.CI)•tJV
o -e-. o.-'Y· • Y As a ch1ld, I 1
Every nij
1 amaganed tl
, ....OUII<I burst thro!
eat me. or woe
10 become a Bij
One summer I
docun
II\ modif.W gc
boulders al
11JUI.). Thas image
ofmsanity,
gone mad w
summer. exc<
the film tu
in Oregon.
Oregon wa:
myNe
yfear,le<
h1tchhik1
,through N
D & E., with
Wmona wasJ
illldJJlR ber own n
~olu tion and
coorse evaluatic
of ooe &o Sl
do you rate
,emu fashion w
sheet read. 14 H
wear the
feel the insu
help orgw
"If only Jasp
fril
~~~u~ Winona
wwer lhcse qe
"But r am t
up. ''And I
can't evall
m,.., .. ~ then 1 dor
live wath y~
"I wonder ... ,
"No. you dQ
problem," jl
7VU Jrt:al:l y hade
'd have chan~
yours long ago
"Huh?" Wine
"I suggest y~
"Jaspcrella uJ
wathout a bac
•V"U. " vu, no, m~
one an parucul
l1Uil1StOile(J WIU
to do?"
T~ llUI diJ
l01tg uishil
ofl..aUN~
~~erm' of old. Sh
constrMCill
ing hu 14
raspert.lla wltc
"'~er ·IJ'I·law 8
/tis Monstu Tr
reyoudol11
i'OOd.s? I' \It MY·
OIJt!T lfert j
lack. of
'"Y n.t d., up·
~rga~acnc Col
"Maybe yo
OCIDr," B wrlillg
''Dou11 • t sec
1, 199 ore stoo
ssuing
)rescntl)
e.s WCI'tl
no the
~lotJng
145
t.een b)
chmidt
l~ol
raiuec
tallymg.
niuee
and
!le ID A~ a child. 1 was temficd of
Fvory night. wwung for
1 amagmcd the moment that
would burst through my wmdow
eat me. or worse yet, lake me
10 become ll B1gf00l boy
()nc summer I saw a dnve-in
!J:~Qllll"'-h .. documcnlat'y m which
10 modified gorilla suus threw
boulders at alanncd boy
~ nus tmage drove my fear 10
:QIK'-of ms.anny. lndecd,1 would
gone mad wuh mghtly fear
summer. except for one fact
the film had mcluded: he
m Oregon. 1 had no idea
Oregon was. but f knew it
urarfrom my New England town.
t.emyfcar,lcouldnote nvision
11root hitchhiking across the
• through New York, just to
D & E .• w;th wJ~v)
Wmona was JU~t SJtl.Ulg there,
llldu\g her own m10d, wwung for
revolution and trymg to fiU out
course evaluauon fonn. "On a
of one to seven-and -a·half,
do you rate Lhc msuuctor's
~~~ fashion sense ?" the evaJua­
sncet read. "How often did the
structonveat thesameoulfit ? DM1
feel the Instructor gave you
help orgaruzing your own
"U only Jasperclla. my fash·
Xl«lllSt:tltaJ rat fnend. were here,"
men~ed Winona. "She'd be able
r these q ucs tJons "
"But I am here," Jaspcrella
~c up. "And frankly, Win, tf
can't evaluate your own
oorsc:s,lhen I don't know how you
hve w1th yourself."
"I wonder ... ," swd Winona.
"No. you don't, Wm. Thai's
problem," Judged Jaspcrella.
you rea II y had an inq um ng mind,
have changed that hair shape
y~ long ago"
''Huh?" Winona said.
''l suggest you seck counsel­
.. Jaspcrella.urged, and abruptly
Without a backward glance.
, "Oh. no, .. mooned Winona to
one an parucular. "Sht: 's totally
111UI\1SaOned With me. Wha.t am 1
. to do?"
1 ~ ~XI day WUIOM found
'"r~" lOitgUJ.Siung /l..ftltssly rn th.t
r..~~r .nrLo.Jce NOMgro,liu IM aru­
~rttlf of old SN! was engaged ill
COitSITUCIIVt St/f·piry COli·
'ung htr fallrng OJ.II wllh
asotrt II a whtn lttr tx-sltp·
~oiJau -U.-Iaw 8urli11ger drove "P
"'"'•Monster Truck. "Hey. 'NoM,
re you do;11g in this nuk oft hi!
I'OOCI.s7 I' vt' Mvtr seen you h.trt
"Well," WiNJM rtspol'tlkd, "I
over N!rt ~cau.st tht!rt' s a
fOJo.IWIIDd. of actk>n tmaNJtiltg
,,... ned. "Pat Lovt & Chariry
Ntrgatactic Colltgt."
"May~ you slt.oJ~Id see a
'tWr," Burlingtr tldvised.
·oocsn 't seem 10 ~a plethora get me
Now, living m Oregon, I'm
scared l was standJng outside the
hbrary last week. at 2 a.m., and 1
heard ham baymg. l' ve caught
gbmpses of his shadow near the
morgue, 'eapfroggmg tombstones
nus IS somelhmg we must face up
to and consider: How would we
know if B1gfoot ktlled and ate a
fetlow-student? What if, hypo­
thetically. Bagfoot somehow pro
cured a p:ur of ue-dyed lon&JOhns
and shorts, and a hand-knn sweatct?
1/qw would we know?
He would wander dnzedly
aboul campus, mumbhng and
growling in harsh, angry-sounding
~ . We would assume he was
freshly returned from aswdy-abroad
program (perha~ in Gennany .) Not
of actwn tmtJMlingfrom this n.tck
of lM woods. tilhi!r.'' WIIIOM rt·
marlc.ed.
"Y tah, 1101 much rs happen·
ing. You nwstd th.t YJ.I()p~s for
P tact Picnic yt sttrday ," 8 urlinger
rtplttd. "They wert discuss111g IN
dup coMecnon bcrwten M errttks
8t11: aNi Ptact symbology "
Wuwno sight!d. ''Thtr~· s only
so mJ.~Ch profundity I can toke." SM
commented
W mona sought counselbng on
Wednesday, but miraculously, she rccognwng tum, we wouldas.wmc
ho had found himself and changed
hLCi look dunng the JWgrBm. Those
braver amongst us maght a~k:
"Dude, you growin' your 'do out?"
We might even try to engage him m
agameofh3ckey·sack.. which would
JU.4itifaably terrify hun (as it does
my'>tlf). He would ~ek and Oail,
which we would interpret to be his
personal eJtpresston of rage re­
gardmg the ground war. He might
even mspare a .. Shnelr.-and -Flail­
ln."
"Folly and bGJdetdash," you
scom Try to dtsmi.ss this fact.:
Researeh tndlCales lhal Btgf()()(eatS
mostly shrubs and bemcs: He's a
veget~J.ISI Ute you tutd lrW!.
The "unkempt" look is in vogue,
wtth studied diruness as the latest
up to her fasluon ~ctation.s. "]tl
she's always pw up with you be­
fore."
"Oh,EulaliD.'' WiNJMsobbtd .
"YOJ.I say the IUCUtthutgs ."
On Fnday Winooawasmopmg
about m the Trrul Womb wath Orus.
Orus Uled to dist.racl her from her
woes w1th a lillie Love & Charity
U'ivtal pUI'SUIL
"Okay. Win, who said this: 'We
did not raise the debt &evel one
penny.'?" quesuoned Ortis.
.. Bush. about the war expend!~
tures," she guessed.
"Nope. Moonbeam. about the
TempU!.IJOn Col&ege Center rernod­
ellmg," Orus announced. rage. Ourcrunpus1s more thnncver
enamored wuh all Conn~; of hu.mun
body and facaaJ ha1r, and so how
could we distinguish Sa~uatch
from a socially cum:nr individu:ll?
Wecon.not agnore the evidence
thai even now surrounds us. Evi·
dence 5Ucll as t.he vandaJu.ation or
the shanty and the repeated pulling
oul of the mock gravcyd!d cro scs.
Are we to accept that human hands
would undergo such activities, and
if so, why under the cover of night?
And how else can we exptwn the
admmisuation • s "publish orpcruh."
law~f -the· Jungle tenure decision
pohc.y? Are we to bcheve that Lhese
erra11e procedure~ were msplled out
of thm au?
My question now is not whether
or not there exists such creatwes
.. 1 heard the inf rnstruc wre of
Temptation was at a virtUal col­
lapse before they re-did the color
scheme in teal and seashell pink,"
Wanona .said.
"Yeah. maybe it was neces­
sary," Ortis confe."-Sed. "But did it
have to be so ugly?"
Satu.rday came Cllld Wii\OM
finally worud up tM cowogt to
call Jos~rt/14 "Josp<rtlla.'' she
smd. "I'm willing to tWJiuatc my
own cou.rus from 110w on Oltd /'II
stop living witJt mystlf if you thin!
it's be.tt. r II t.vt'n gtt a 1lt"W hair s. if you really considtr it
ad~(J/)Ic ."
'14-'Jaol art you tallciJtg abow. around campus. but rather how
many there are. and are they orga·
nized? Pethaps we should s.ct up a
suppon group, where they can get
together over eurtKOffcx and dis­
cuss the sens alive ISSues th.a1 go
with being a Bigfoot in academia,
such as being nocwmal W1d smell­
ing really bad and steeping ne•t to
Scbasai.m. 1 su.qx:ct thcre may al·
ready be a ~ubstantial number of us
who could ernpa.t.hiJe with these
circumstances . Maybe they could
fonn a fraternity or something.
They· re rcaJJy nothjng to be
afrrud of. so long as we deal witJl
thetn reasonably and remember th.al
they are not strange. Just different;
and that's what Lew1s and Clark is
all about, after all.
Win?" Ja5~Ttlla asud.
"I just ful lite you' rt totally
di..rillll.fion.ed with~ aNi )OJ.I don't
like Mt anymort," mJ~mbltd
WinoM.
"Art yo" kidding'" Jo.r,xrtlla
aclaimtd . "Nothmg could tvtr
tksrroy my illusion..s abow you:·
"Really?" Winona utttrtd,
amazed.
"Of COIP'St ,now tlwt the WQr is
pre try much Ovt'r.'' la.ff>(Te/la pro­
cloimtd, '"I hope you won't con­
tim.le to~or{loralpri.ntsandplaids
sitrUJ ta.ntou.sly. And ubow that I-.air
cw--"
"'Oh. lOJptrtlla," bubbled
Winona luJppily, "ShW·"ff." couldn't find any While ~e was
roammg about. however, she ran
Into her ~ood-best fnend Onis.
He was weanng a T -shm that read
"Hello! I'm Mr. Gender," nnd wa.~
discussmg thas esteemed utle with
several thoroughly uninterested
people. Profanity inappropriate in political advertising
"l wish I could be a femmiSt
scholar," he was saymg, "but I never
have time 10 study. 1 mean. when
you're going to the white male
school of htgher brainwashmg,
where do you draw the line?"
"Wherever you want to, pre­
sumably," Wmona pomt.ed out
"Hey. Win, whal's up?" Orbs
greeted her.
.. Oh. Ortis," she mumbled, "I
thtnkJaspcrellatSdJ SitlUSlOnOO With
my fa.,hion capabiliues She thmks
I'm IJvmg m sin ..
•·tn sm? Really? With who?"
asked Orus.
"With myself, actually." ro­~ Winona woefully. "How
am I going to to gel back on her
good side? ldoo'tevenknowwhich
of her ~ides is good."
011 tlw! following afteri'IOon,
Winona fou.nd ~rst/f try111g to
compare and comra.st bra111wosh.td
students with acidwaslw!d j~tJIIS.
"T~rt' sa conMt:tion Mrt so~­
where,lknowil." s~rruutertd. "If
I coltdd only jigwe tltis ow. may/H
Jos~rtllo woJJd be rt·illwsiolltd
wult mt."
"lthifllc .,au' rt overly wo"itd
aboJ~t Jasptrella, " umarktd
WiNJM' s trwfrielld Oll.d confidont
EJ.Ilalia. "Y at .. "H n.tvtr rtolly li~d BY Sco1T ERICKSON
Despite Democrattc ideals,
most popuiN elccuons ultimately
bOll down to lhc rhctoncal "popo­
lanty contest." It as more vital 10
atndidatcs m theseelecuons 10 have
a high degree of name recognitiOn
than a saong fwnilianty with maJOr
a~ues . Hence the
need foe pohtical eqJCCt the administration to take
the student voice o;eriously when
the most effocuve crunpaign rhetoric
it can mu.~r cons1"ts of language
usually reserved for bathroom
staJl~?
Alexander Neeley's crunp1ign nem issues such as parking and on­
campus StUdent activities, tt ap­
peared evident that he \\~.15 no1 ready
to talce any issue LOO seriously. The
message Nee.ley conveyed in hi.s
advertising was con,.istcnl with the
app:u:ent viewsoftheclcar~jority
of Lhtt. LC student body who doc~
not vote; ASLC is a
joke.
J n order to :umck advertJSJOg . In our
modern age of
mns.••·mcdi• cover­
age and 30-~
• • • SOUndbHCS. ll IS
impassable for a
candidate to com­
munica&e more than
a catchy slogan ora
mental image
through campaign
adverustng. How cau u1e expect the
ad1ninistration to take the sf udent
voice seriously ·when the most
effective canzpaign rhetoric it can
muster consists of language usually
reseroed for bathroom stalls? the: e \''Ct-pre.o;cn t is·
sue of ~tudcnt OJ13·
thy. Ton) Ross saw
fit to create posterS
inciLing students 10
.. Get off your ass"
and panicipate in
the A SLC c.tecuons..
Manyofthes post­
ers were suaLegi-
Howtvcr,lhe aendency in much
oft.helldvenwngforthe 1991 ASLC
elections wu to •ake name recogni­
uon 10 an cxu-emc by employmg
whal could be consideted propa­
gandized "shock IJ"eaamenL ..
One of the most 1mportant
themes in &heel«tions was opening
bncs ol effective ccmmooica•ion
between the swdeNS. ASLC and
the administration. How can we direcuon seemed to vary through­
out his unsucccssCuJ bid for the
ASLC presidency. Neeley's fU'St
campaign poster conSJsted of a
David t.euennan-esquc "Top Ten
Lisa" feaauring the ~~ reasons he
should be elecatd to the ASLC cop
spot.
Whi&e the liSltouehcd on peni-caJ ly placed at eye­
level inside bath­
room stalls.
Ironic. yes. Perhaps even ef.
fc.:tive. Bul theslogancouldj~tas
easily bwl, for example, "Don'l
just sit thel'e." While this slogan
avoids the usc ol profanicy. il scrves
lhe same purpose a call &a action
of the st!Jdenl body. Adding the
profanity only succeeded in offend-
Colllli.ltMd ott pag~ 6
PACES ••
-• •
..
• Goodbye, Debbie
In the htstory of the Pioneer Log, much of the staff
moves through a revoh mg door Often ecoon edtt~rs
come and go; faces of staft wnters barely become famtl­
. before the~ dt~ppear Over the years. howcv~r,
tar of the PuJ· Debora Jorgensen-Hall has been a mamstay
netr Log staff.
Astde from her pamctpation on an oversea~~; program
and a year long hiatus from Lewis and Clark Jorgensen · ··o bb' ") has Ball (lhe staff knows her stmply a~ c te
dedicated a majonty of her pa~o,t four ye.'ll"' to thJs news
paper. She wa~ always present for counsehng on layout
. and r.·,~l) ' if ever became fru~trnted at staff evemng • u.~... th
members • ineptitude with the Log Mact~toshes and . etr
programs. Not until her last tenn dtd she consader
utilizing the Log, s creclit opttOn; she worked for the
paper out of dedication, not despernoon .
Unfortunately. graduation and mamage are pu.Umg
Debbie away from the Log. Thts as~ue ts the last tssue
of the Log that she will have had a hand m producmg
Upon compleuon (and graduation) at the end of thts
tenn. Debbie tS moving to Cabfomta to be closer to her
husband. It ts tlus move and not her graduation. she sald,
that will keep her from continumg her work for the Log.
Debbie has s&d she probably wouldn't be able to stay
away from Lhe Log office on layout evenings even m ~e
po~t-graduate world. And no one on the staff would drive
her away, whether she were enrolled or noL
The Log thanks Debb1e for her years of hard work
and dedication to the production of the newspa~r and
wishe~ her well m the 'Yea~ world." We are ce.nrun that
her slalls, along with her cheery demeanor. will lead her
down the road to success. Her presence on the LC
campus, and lhe Log office. will be sorely rrussed.
LETTERS POLICY
All and opinion pieces mu~l I p.m. Mortday
evening. They should be typed, prefcrnbly on a disk (whlCh t.sn't hard
to do on this campus) accompanied by 3 hard copy. Disks can be ptcked
up in the Log office on Tu~) · night or Wcdnc~y mommg. Leuers
should be under 500 words, if not, we reserve the nght to cut them to that
length.
The Log reserves lherighttoedit submLsions forlength. grammar,
or libelous statements. We also reserve the right to hold pteces if space
limiwions arise.
Submissions must contaJn t.hc author's nnme and phone number in
case t.hc need for such edtung aric;es.
Finally. the opinions expressed on these pages are Lhose of Lbe
writets and not necessarily of t.hc PioMer Log Slllff or of Lewas nnd
Clark CoUege
Political advertisements
show values of electorate
Co1t1~d from pogt 5
ing SludenL~ who otherwise might
have been impressed with the u·ony
and cleverness of 5UCh an advatis­
ang ploy had the proflitlhy been
om•u.ed.
But per~ps the clearest dt5·
play of gratuitous profanity ap­
pcarod in lhe other.t.-ise·sUlntlhrd
presidential campaign of Pidgc
PeUcueau. n~ snappy slogan or
"Why the f-oot7" appeared an a
banner at lhe north entrance of
Templcc.on College Ccnt.et, a major
thofoughlare for SlUdcnts, facuhy.
andadminisuationatike.. (And as if
the wOIWsge itself wasn't enough, .. f_ .. was wriu.en in bright rod paint.
in order lO funha offset it from the
l1:SI oC the postu.)
If the new DdminaslT'JlJOn is to
function effectively a.t lh•~ CoUege,
il musl demon.,trat.c that it can oper­
DI.e in l.hc complex web of gover­
nance. WhJic l.hc language of pro­
fanity may well be readily occcpted
in swdcnt dillloct, it c.ould hardly be
constdcred clipJomatic or rooli tic.
Actions should speak much louder
lhan words in the ruJm of gover­
nance: l~'s hope that the new SW·
dent government cun live up to that
chaJicnge. Debora Jorgen.w•
Hall bads rare"d
to the Plonttr to,
with a bottle ol
non-alcoholic
champagne.
. . ,, ''1 have free will until destiny steps m ...
-Student returning from
"Are you thinking about buying a dress?
What? A dress? In a recession?"
-Two students looking over the new tweeds dress
''Beer. Nintendo . and Aoathv- that's been mv winter term."
-First Year -...
''To Hell With the Truth!"
-Anonymous Pio Log Faculty Ad
Rant and Rave
On lower campus, by the class­
rooms. there is a piece of graffiti­
" A)Xlthy Kills AmericM Lives." ll
lS a bold staw.mcnt aboul the pro­
found Jack: of acuon emanating from
the community of Lewis and Clark.
The ground war has saaned, and we
are all up here oo the hills over­
looking Portland. Like aristocrats
of old.
Stepping back. I can try to un­
derstand why LC has not conlinuod
in i L'i anti· war pro&ests. 'The V IClrlam
prot.esl4i had month.~ nnd years of
slow feuuentahon wathm the popu­
lation before any sJgnaficant dem­
onstrations were ~-The Gulf
War is Hke WWll, Korea. and
Vietnam all rolled into one . then
put on fut-forwwd. Everythutg is
coming a1. us at htgh-spced. Some
truth. some propaganda (from both·
~•de') :and some di.s._'\Cl'lt. However
the d issellt is being sq lli.L\hcd by the
medaa. For example in Lhc Ore go·
nion last Sawrday do1.tns of pro­
war people called m and that made
the front page. Howeva .500 people
had a pta(C rally and it wu in
a:ction B PIIC S. We cannot let thai happen. We can wait no longer.
You are not helpless. Don't
play lhc game of the Governmcnl/
Media. Siuing at home, thinking
that protesas will accomplish noth·
mg. is euctly what IGng George
wanlS you lO be doang. Absolu&cly
nothing.
Change can happen. W u.h just
thtny people, a recruiting center
was closed down for four hours.
We can drum drums at city hall and
l.he f t.deral budding, disrupting work
dunng the wort hours. We can
refuse to pay our wxes. We can
pamt the town with grafliu, and
claun at as a free e~pression zone.
We can surround the Natiooal Guard
Base not letting any cars m or ouL
'There is a lot we can do.
Pro&esl.c; are lhc places where
these l.hing~ get organued, an­
nounced and done. To avoJd the
protest.t; i.' to miss out on any acuon.
It wso discouraaes others from d•·
Rltt action, as they may think they
have no suppon when m reality u is
JUSt the apa&hy or the people.
I am talkang to everybody who
calls themsdves a pacifLSt, a peace. loving person, a dove, a oea~:CI
an a.narehist, a PC person. a
an activist., a rebel. If you h.svc~n
been called one of these cstc~C
titles, or something similar.
am also lalklng to you.
I am takmg to every
whodidn'uhow upateitberol
ralJies on Sauutlay the 23rd.
ground war started and only .am
LC students show up to the
How pauful. I hasten to call
.. students," you are notdeservi
the ullc. Real educauon canno1
read m a book, or discussed
class. It 1S learned on the ~tn>J!
a time of upheaval.
Real educauon is trial and
ror. Bul a rnajOnty ofLC isn'l
willing 1o uy. Wclllhis week
caskets will come home m
and Lewis and Clark, white.
school of higher brainwa.\laing.
canunuc w1th cla."-'iCc;as lL'iuaJ.
of my cousms may be among
dead, but a~lca._ut LOid the uovc
mcnl/mcdia where they coold
iL
I don't know how the rest
you can live wath yourselves. Thas a.rucle wi
rc. a complete
n IE E()(T'OR;
The followmg ~
pcrc;on I e.ncOtJ
who was pulll
o( the lawn.
To One I don't
1 saw you on
JNT1~ m ~r a sol uar:
of the past a
me~e1 , 1 assumed.
del1l(l{l S0"8.le Y04.
the individu
~""" the cern etc(
iUJ1)e lha1 you dlSaj
dlvldtllll reasons f~
after hearing
On the other ha
know your pe.
you feel un:
political vtew;
strong oppos1t
never had tb
o ge1
M! EorroR;
We are writing
f ac ti~oo and c
. the Student Ac
• s performanc
UU.U.lliJii funding
We completed
llkaiOOn for f~
and, on M01
leStCIIJlUVCS fro
lllbesSympos1um
:ndeC1 the weekly
were asked to 11
for Vtsiting SJ
The Gender s
is an BMual fo
cuss issues of •
• Featured S1l
:lulli! Dr. Gerda
oltenberg and
tVW&.Jrd. who wa~
uch-t
lliE EDn'()R;
As Students oft
t\ International
we concerned 1
thci.A de~
msutuuon of
4, I.A. Sll
e•prcss l.hetr c~
were vat
on rw-and
10 the dtpan~
D\1!1/f'r, clearly ~
•bout certain
l. The I.A. ~
atlC and i.t\
their pro~ti'<l
However, the
three full-tal
clas..~ are O'
cia! has 60s
are ove gen~n
~'tO
rtrU,
tol
~c
canllOI
.LSSCd il
~ st.redS
~&UM1
isn't
1 week
~ t1\
lvcs.
lll, ~ een assasina e ain?
Lewts and Clark College of the fed cavil and human rights by cancel-
em I holiday hononng Dr Monm lingclas....esmfuJiobscrvunccoflhc
nu~ aructe will oddrc.~~ the Luther King, Jr. As nn tnsutuuon, fcdcrnl holtday The LC <:ommu-
r~ u comptccc rocogmuon by LC mUSl "how its commauncnt 10 nuy can set 1 precedent by plannmg
top sneaking and start speaking
ntE Eorrc>R.
The followang is an open lcuer
pc~ 1 encountered Sund.ly
who was pulling the cro~
of the lawn.
To One t don'tlcnow·
1 saw you on Sunday ntght
~Mming a sohmry Betton In the
of the past assaults on the
,I assumed this ocl.ion was
dcmOnstrru.e your fceUngs to­
the andividual ~ who con­
the cemetery. 11us would
.. ,IN' tha1 you disagreed wnh their
bvaa~ID.I rca.c;ons for coosrrucung
after hearing thetr opuuons.
On the other hand, maybe you
know your perceaved enemy.
:di3DS you feet unnblc to expres. ~
poliucal views that you feel
sarong oppoSition Perhaps
....... fl(. vc:r had the chance to en-
a d.LaJogue with many people
war or death or power wath-out fcehng threatened . But your
ncuon went beyond words. 1 can
only guess at your motives.
Your action began a dialogue
that you attempted to ~11. In strug
ghng wath my own feelings about
Lhc wnr, a.-. well as the acuons taken
by others an my communuy , I feel
that conunumg thlS convcrsauon ill
vaUll. You s:1ud you didn't know
how you were feeling, but I felt
your emotion. For you, I can only
feel comJ¥lssion
ln the Greater Educauonul
Pursual, the tnnbality 10 que.won
and engage m conversauon hmlls
under\tandmg . Poliucs asade, tf
one desares 10 come 10 a greater
understanding about thL" world si­
lence, this inabalily can only con­
nne the poteniJal of the Mind.
ThtS mstitute au.empc.s to pro­
vide an open ILll1lOSphete for dia­
logue. If you don't feel Lhat the envaronmentliva up to it's tntendcd
purpose, DARE TO SPEAK not
out of anonymous, clandestine,
rilWllisuc violence but openly and
nu.ionJlly with your peers. Au.end
open discussaons on the war, LC
Peace CoaHuon meetings. Ap­
PI"'OCh QT\COoc you assume tsMti­
war. Challenge theLr vaews, bsaen
to their ru'gumenl!. Use the Forum,
Sac'! Voace, the RNhkal Raddish
or the buJJetm board to respond 10
tS.S»eS oc voice MgUmenlS publicly.
Fanally. allow your own v.ews to be
challenged. in public ond in private.
The only thing J know aboul
you is that you Sll an one of my
c~ three umes a week • If you
wish to be cons.adered a swdcnl,
take a rt:SponS~baht y for that role. activities in the form of speakers,
forums, and films to edify those
«udcnts who wi\h to devote their
time during the national hohday
~ocusing on cavil und human rights
assues.
Partial recogn ilion is not ~ rn.
cient. The holiday ic; not a half
hohday. If the holiday waspnrtiaJiy
rocogni.t.ed, SOOle staff would be
bound to the; mstiwtion 10 remain
and workfull ume during a day ltu.tt
~uld be dcv®!d lO the recogni­
uon of civil rightS. Recognition of
the holiday will at~ meet the necdc;
of the AfriQU\·Amencan popula­
tion!, on and off aunpus, and will
dcmonstr.uc lhat the anstiwtion is
aware and concerned about the
status of itS ethnic population. It is
imponant 10 emphasiu, however,
Lhat lhc holiday would serve the
enure tudcm body a.-1 well as the
facully and '&aff who 111e c::oncenw::d
with issue.~ of equality and peace
between peoples.
Whether or not WJdents will
acknowledge and au.cad the activi­
ties wtll be up 10 the mdi vldual. The i&Sue is not t»sed on the number of
student, who will or will not uucnd
the activilie$: the issue as tha1 the
instiwtion of Lewis and Cwk wiiJ
be recognizing and honoring ~ivil
and human rights through acti vi lies
that will be provided in place of the
cancelled classes.
Studcnl ~ should not have tO
look for resources thai cater to their
needs. They ~houJd be provided for
by the tn~tituuon. The move wilt
dcmonstnu.e that the i nstiwtion is
commilU:d not only 10 the need of
it.t~ swdcnt.o; • but to th~ need~ of all
people. Students United fot
American CultwaJ A WlROCS. S. and
other campus groups are willing to
provide exrra ruppon if needed. It
• • • IS unponaru 10 emptaasU.c th.nt U:wis
and Clark should be in l.he forefront
of esLablishing the holiday with the
undc~tnnding th3tit is bendiciw to
students and faculty alike.
GAKY Dll'I"MAN
J EliRY W Al.JCfll
MOOMJE MAOOUDf
o gender organizers tell SAAB story or genuine offense?
THii EDrrOR: lectwes and facilitating discussions
We are writing to express out on history, femininity and mascu­
""->J&a. tion and disappointment Unity, and religious justice. The
the Student Academic Affairs symposium also includes over 40
performance in the process student and faculty panels, which
banClltng funding requests. wiU run concurreotly across four
We completed the required days. Speakers aepresenting the
for funding a viSiting internanonal communlly are two
and, on Monday. Feb. 4. as Fulbnght scholars, the execuuve
rucr\tauves from the Gender dlrcctor of the Council for Popula­
ldicsSymposiurnCommauce, we taon of Mexaco and a Hubcn
ended the wceldy board meeting. Humphrey fellow.
were asked to present our pro- We approoched SAAB to seek
for Vasiling Scholar funding. funding for Or. Gerda Lerner's
The Gender Studies Sym~ honorarium and Lravcl expenses.
as an O.Mual four-day event to Gender Studies has a very small
ts.sues of race, etas.~ and budget for honoraria. a:avel and
:rider, Featured speakers thlS year housing expenses. Many dlffercnt
:hi(Je Dr. Gerda Lerner, John campusgroopsareapproachedeach
ten berg and Dr. Carter year to assist in sponsonng various
~W111.n1, who wiU be presenting aspects of the symposium . We feel the SAAB Board
abused their authority in lbediscus­
sion relat.ed to the f<Xmal funding
process. We want to be clear that
thts as not a letter about the money
we dsd or d.Jd not rece~ve . It is,
however, about the tteaUnent of
students by studr-niS
In the Monday naght rneeung
we oucnded, the m•tial questioning
by the board led us to wonder
whether or not anything in out pro­
posnl, olhet thnn the reque.s&cd dol·
lnr amount, had been react Or.
Lerner lS RobiJ\SOO Edward Profcs·
sor of Haswry and OISUnguashcd
Research Professor at the Univer­
Stty of Wisconsin, Madison. The
bonrd•s job is 10 quesuoo the mten­
tions of proposals and then decL<Je
the benefit of them to the Lewa.s & Clark community. The dollar
amount allocated to a group ~ld
be based ora how much the proposed
event will benefit the LC commu­
nity.
Questions fm:d at us focu!fd
solely on the firwncial aspect of out
appticarion, to the point of harass·
ment I...a;ing sight of its objectives,
our board of peers quidJy became
iru.c:rrogatoo . The members were
rude and used mocking tones to
questiora out intelligence and abil­
ity lO deal with funding for the
symposium, acting as if we were
trying to chc.at them out of money
fOt' the aitfare ror Dr. Lerner. One­
Uurd of the mcmbcn in allCndance
spoke and engqed in Wl mterroga­
tion process; silence by the others
suggested they agreed and were in-
uch-touted department fac·es serious difficulties
ncr. EDITOR:
AsstudcntsofLcwisandCtark
ti lntemational Aff8lfS majors.
Ire concerned about the future
lhe l.A depanmcnt and, thus, of
instJluuon of learnmg. On
"'uary 4, I.A. students gathered
express their concerns. What
IIIC<J were vanous proposals
on fear and supphcauon of
10 the dcpanment. We did,
• clearly VOtlC our gricv·
About certnJn problem~ 10 the
I. 0\c. l.A. dcparuncnt l.~ fu­
.n LC and is touccd through­
IJ"ar prospective studentlit.cra ·
. However, the dep.uuncnl has
three full·time professors:
classes art overft lied (a 400-
c~ s has 60 swdcnts) and the
an: overloaded . 1besc professors do not provide a suitable
balance of gender and ethruc bock­
growtd. As an any ac.adcnuc areM.
there are div~ vtews and inter·
pretat.aon~ to be foWld. While some
of lbese men make great inroads
into unconventional thullcang, they
cannot escape their boiL kgrounds to
provide the mlertulturnl view:-. thal.
pcrhap~ a third· world nauonul
could. In addauon, with such a
small starr. no son of andtvadual
aucntion n:ga.rdtn~ St'ntor tho.~i,.
advising i~ avotloolc Ul all.
'2. ln f ac l. t.he.'SC men tu'C so
bu. .. y that when twO sc lionS of the
Advanced Studi..:s and Senior
Seminar classes are needed. \My
are focgonc, in lieu of having the
class meet only once a week. Th~.
in lhls teCOt"ld tenn. we continue to pay for I 00 perecnt of a class while
only receavang SO perc~ol of a
profe sor's 1u.ention. A refund
would be nice.
3. In addition. the eta.~~ was
given no written or sroJcc:n guide­
lines wha.L~ver n:gatding even the
u:c hnical form or the thesis (W" the
pre-.entation fonn. Nctlhcl are we
critiqued by a departmental p.lOCl.
but by ~aly one profts.liOr who
does no& ~ i lllize in amLS !i uc h a."
l.Jatin America, AfriCJs, or Europe~
ubour which nuny lhcs.t".s arc writ­
teo. A imple outhnc of an ahcrna­
tivc process would be 10 have a fWo­
tcml clBSS f ocmwt solely on the I.A .
thesis; thu individual au.cnlionand
ungrudcd th.esis dtaftS would be a
realistic upcc&ation . Presoolation
lO 1 ck~Lil pend would al-low those profe~ most familiar
with one's subjea aJU to grade
more knowledgeably and critique
more exten.~ively.
4. Finally, it is difficulry ro get
npracn~~ ticum i.nterru.hips through the
I.A. depuuncnL. so that majors mu...~
resort co political sc ie~ practic wns
which do not suit our desires, and
bolhc~ the political science dt'part­
menL We roo a lac~ of . uppon
from our dcparunent when it dors
not make the effort 10 obt.ain
praclkum opJlOrtWlille.."i , ll would
seem lha1 wading together ,the two
departments could be quite helpful
10 students of both dcpartmcrus.
r AMFJ.A SmlNc
$HAUN Hlb'"TON
~'lOR l.A. MAJORS timidarcd by tbis beha viot. Vic'coria
Mosley, vice pn:suknL for SAAB,
made valiant auempu to reg:un
coraaoJ of the questioning, yet her
efforts wac ignored by the balnl.
We left feeling robbed of our cred·
ibility and d.is:lppoint.ed by the be­
havior of !Olne of our peers.
We aucnded the meeting &o
engage in a rational discussion of a
funding poplS!ll and. instead, ~'C
were UC3tcd as inferiors who were
begging tor money. The only com­
ment made by the SAAB facult)
advisor was insulting and failed to
helpthesiluationby condoning their
behavior. A.o:. we left the meeting he
was ovezh<:ard 10 say in 11 san.'aStic
LOOC. ••t wish I could be a feminast
scholar." which resulted in laughter
by the board
We recognize \he unpon.ance
of student involvement in the allo­
calion of st.udenl f~: however,
unf<Xtunately SAAB '~ use of this
powez has gouen out or hand. The
board assumes that the final allo­
cal.ion of funds~ the most impor­
tarlt issue, and in tum feels free to
abu~ those pa.tticipating an the
process.
We apprccuuc the availability
of tudent funding, but the obvious
lack of uaining and U«h'lsing of thi ~
board alarm usa.~ students and peers.
This we undersland ~ one of
scvetal simtl.lr mcidcnts m the~ l
yc<& experienced by lhos king
funding. We uggest in ~ ful.ure
that board members question their
proper role in this procedure and
treaa their peers ao; they lhc.msel \'CS
e~ to be ucaltd.
Ktl.L y Bt.IJUCE AJ It) LJZ f'u!o..'N
COOWRS OF nm 1991 Ce..1D
Sn.raEs S'WlDOSIUM
PACE7 Co11tntuttity service coordinator targets involve
Or • u.-.an Tolk, db~ or '73. recei~fd the LC distinquisbed Alumni
ward in 1989. plwt, rov.rtUJ of Alwnni Offiu
LC alum explores ethics in
health care
8\ jl.1JE \I:: A~ died lnsl December nft.er her par­
ents ~'On the pcrmts~on of the Su­
preme Coun 10 allow her a .. naruml"
death. through the wnhdruwal of
nrufic1o.l nutnuon and hydrauon. av KAnrr PRAn
Hcnnllll Mclv11lc once wrote.
"We cannoc live forourselve snlone,
C'onnoctcd by D thousand mvasiblc
threads and ulong those sympalhcuc
fibers. our actions run as causes and
return to us as rc ul~ "ThiS quote,
.tLson the dcskofMegnn Voorhees.
LC's new Community Scrvacc Co­
on:hnator
Thts OC\\ ly fanned position will
pro,·1de n re."ource for tudcnts.
groups.. and cla"c:c~ antercstcd m
commWlll)'-.ervtec Throughu,they
wall be able to find out all the types
of voluntoor opponumues lhru are
nvn.il.ablc As Communaty ~rvK:e
Coordinator, Sophomore Megan
Voorhees. wtll help coordinate
volWltccr scrv tce nco VJUCS ~ween
the LC and Ponland commumues.
The 1dca for th1s position was
gcnemt.cd by Mnrk DuntJey, the
Campus Chap lam, as well as others
who saw a need for an orgnnil..ation
of all avw lable community service
opportumu~. V oorh~ ~pressed
an ant.er<:sl in unde.nalang th1s task
and began to do so a few weeks ngo, n.., a work: study job.
Other schools such as Reed and
UmversHyofPortland have full time
adult community service coordinu
ton., thus it wns believed thm lC
needed. nod would benefit from o
po~auon such as this Voorhees cx­
p11uns lhot people can oflen fed
helples.s or powerless about whut
they can do for SOCiety. She hopes
thts new posmon wdl provide on
acc.e.ssable resource to the LC
commulllly to help change thmgs
for the better Voorhees cxprc..s..ses
the benefics of volunteer scrv1ce,
..aymg, "ll'-nn act of humanity
hnvmg no pohucaJ, racaal or gender
affi halt on s ...
The idea of setting up lhis po­
SJUon also corrcspoods with LC's
wriu.cnma ssaon for the school which
calls for an int.ercuhuraJ leM"~tng
wath a co-curricu lum, and LO have
studentswilbacommitmentto civic
contribution. The miSSion states,
'7he mission of Lewis and Clark as
to[ ... ) expmld lhelr [membmofth e
LC communuy l capac uy forcnnng,
enoch lherr pcrsonnl laves, and en-hnncc thc1r abahty 1.0 serve
m SOClCIY"
The \CfVICC W&JI n-.c.o.
broad runge of volunteer
niucs that wtll oppcaJ lOJ.A.: ~:dn
stu~nt body For example,
opponunau c · runge from
food lO poverty level Japane
mor C1ti1.cns nnd tutonng ·
c.htldrcn, to cleanmg up the
hot spnng.~ area nnd W01rlc1n
McU'O cnsa hne.
In add1L10n lO providl
of commumty set'VlCCODDOI1
Voorhees hopes LO provide
unuy to the numcrou
proJCCLS lhallakc place She
lO pubhcu.e t.he \tudent
acu VlllCS already an progress
as new openmgs for coo
needs. She oJso hopes lO CO<rl
service ocuvities with nea:~tllt\1
college campuses.
Those interested in reccr
more mformation about
volunteer ocuvaues arc cncou
to co.Jl Megan Voorhees at
or to leave a note an her AIT­
calcd m l.hc chapel bascmcrt In the past, when a paucnLdacd,
t.hc hospttal' role was for the most
p.:ut. finiShed How~vcr. for those
sur"iving the lo · • the pt'OC'tSS an
dcahng with the dealh \\B.\ only lhe
beginning No one "as th re in
connection wuh the ho.<;piml 10 lend
or-.upponoriOanswcranyqucsuons
bc}ond a YCl) limited 3moum of
umc. Previously. there had been no
pnx:-tdent in h..l.nd.Jing such nuuers.
Locall), Dr Susan Tolle. a 1973
uwi and Cl~ groduate and tbc
nxentJy-d~vdopcd ethic~ center at
Oregon Health Sc1cnces Univcrsit)·
h:l\IC changed that. R1ght here tn our own back
yard. Janet Adkins. with the ~1S·
tancc of Dr. Jock Kcvoruan and h1s
"~uicide mnchme, • tcnnUl3tcd her
life after deciding not to subject
heN If and those who loved her lOa
life with Alzhicmer · ~ d1 ·ease
StlUOUOil.\ such a" the-.c do not offer
t.l..')' ~luuom As lk LC Joom.al
quOted Tolle tn the fall of 1990.
"Technology is changing so fast.
it's ahead of socaety's ability 10
figure out applicauons." 11Scary decisions" pay off for music major
Tolle rccogni1-Cd this -. oid in
the modie,;al community and wus
msuumcntal m the rounQUon or lhc
Center ror Eth1cs in Health Can: at
OHSL . lhc onl) such ~nter in Or­
t gon J n c ff ec1 for alrno-.t t~ yCdi'S
nO\\',lhe center oo"·c.rs a wide range
of programs. including hclptng
youngdoct.or.;notify the families of
a paucnt' death with more com­
passion, dealing with the issue of
eutlwna.sUl and developing an on­
going communicauon with the
survivors of patients afttr the mcdi ·
cal aspect of care is o .. er.
.. Heahh care is changing and
lhe 'should.s' in medicine nrc: often
more difficult for us now Lhat we
can dO so much," Tolle noted.
The unining can invol\·e role­
playing eAerciscs for the doctors
and wr. planning ahead for deal­
ing with unexpected health prob­
lem~ and help with dcahng with
grieving famalies that includes
symp:uhy C3rds and regular phone
calls 10 show suppon from the care­
proVJders.
The center al.~ conduclS re­
search, provides inf ornu lion lO lhc:
pubhc: on health-care issues and had
ancluded oourscc: in the OHSU
cumculum, Leachmg methods and
communiauion l.Othniqucs involv­
ing cthicnJ situauons.
All of this is funded completely
through gilts and gmnts 10 the cen1e1.
The Meyer Mernorial Trustaw-.uded
a S250.CXX> Challenge Grant and
pcrsol\31 contnbutions, inc tudang
JOhn Kinsman's gift of S250.<XX>,
all help lhc cenra in reaching the
Sl.l million necessary &o operate
over the llC.ll (our years.
The Nancy Cruzan case dem­
onSU'BLcS how much the questions
of health~ are, in fact. changing.
Cl'\&lan, the young woman who re­
mained in a coma for eight years
following a uaffac accident. finally
ACE8 Tolle w~ named mcxhcal oo­
ordmator m 19RS of an muodocl.Of)'
gnef nnd berc.wcmcnt progro.m at
OHSlr which was pcnnanenU) es­
Ulbhshcd in 1987 She was one of
throe physic1ans mlhe United Swes
lO receive lhc Na1.tonal Lcaderstup
Award in Clmaca.l Medical Ellucs,
which included a tour-year supend
and appoint.mc.nt as a 1988-89 VIS
iting scholar at lhc Universuy of
Chicago's Ccnt.er for Clinical Eth­
ics. Tolle is a 1989 recipient of
LC'sOi'\tingui~AiumniAward.
and tu.s spoken on medical cthks
i ~~ at LC on a number of occa·
•
~;tons.
Tolle acknowledges that the
connection between LC and OHSU
continues to grow "Th.s panner­
~tp has proven beneficaal 10 faculty
at both tn.~tuUon '\ and 10 our mu­
tual mLSSIOtlS Of sharing tmportant
ethic.s infonnnuon walh the com­
munity," 5hc uu.ed Bv KA mY PRA 1T
A IOl of n.slc talin g Md hard
wort. has pa1d off for Bnan Benncn.
a Semor v1ohntSt who was recently
accepted mto the Royal Ac:ldemy
of Musac Ill London.
After finding a vtolm man au1c
m lhc fourth grode, Ben nell devel­
oped an anteresl m the instrument
Bcnncu amvcd nt LC :l\ a pcr­
spccuve Chemistry maJor, but he
later dropped lhal 1dca an order to
conccntnue on musac. He conunues
hLS lesson~ here on camp u~ w1th
professor Bill HunL
In mid-Jnnu.nry. Benncu auda
tioned in Cincannau, Ohao for the
Royal Acooemy of Mus.ac He wus
accepted and the> fall he wdl go to
London where he waU wod and
study with world class viohrusts.
Benneu hud been lOid several
umes that he would never be able to
~me n professional mustcian
Because of this, he feh thnt choos·
mg 10 become 3 musac maJor was,
"a really :~Cary dccasaon to m:U.c
But it pajd off." A major factor in
helping him decide lO do lhtS w;lS
hiS behef that he could make IL He
SUltes. "You can't list.cn LO those
who put you down. You have 10
liSten to yourself, know what you
S~ Hypnottst/Menta llsl Mark Pittman
YOU WILL BE ENTRANCEDI
DATE t 1 W Mart'h 2, 9:00-10:30 p.m.
lOCAl ION In the Trailroom . Sponsored by Sofa want to do and t.hen do iL ..
In addiuon lO playmg the vio­
lin. Benneu plays lhe V10la. guaw
and pa.ano. He evenlually wants 10
play 10 a big on:heslnl and would
li.ke 10 compose and conducL He
also enjOys architecture nnd maght
be mtcrc.. ~ted. "way in the future," in
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hkc to rtnl .1 horne. ~
housing. hou.'iC sit or rcnt·IO·
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non-smoker loves gardcntng .
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acoustical engincc.r m order
Slgnsoundhall s BuLfornmv.;
Bennett IS prcpanng for
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ARCH 1, jfP.'NIE CUNn'.R
h anyone out
1 wonder. l'm
15tklng to Mo So
engagang Rca.U
Hi Mol ,
for?
Mojgnn. Peop
tJc:Quse they u1
., So 1 tell them
We'll starl out ,
Year an
· I'm a senior an1
destgncd Middl
You're from th1
t you?
• I'm from lran
1 wanl 10 know
long were you
1 was born 10 Tc'
'Iii 1 was alrr
wl! moved to Eo
,ft\,.~ and then~
·~nea States. I b~
Cahforn1a during
that was pre
\\ c moved LO 'J
been hVlng an I
p351 five years,
isoutoflran
·····~
randmo hP.r there,
m nola Muslim
r for us to con
Get invo
and exp
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of the cal
academi
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• LC Lit
• Meridi
• Picture
• Pione
• Polygl
•Yiem
• Studeu
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)f.I\NNIE GuNmR
Is anyone out there? Some
1 wonder I'm hen:. ngam and
atkmg to Mo Sam• R~d llw~.
engagmg. Really
111,"'.· Hi Mol What 1s Mo a
for?
· Mojgan People JUst call me
bceauc;e they usually say Mo
So I tell them to JUSt call me
We'll stan out wtth the usual
~ons . \'car and maJor. J What docs 11 mean
that you're a Ba'hru?
M· h'c:.myrehgton The
ba•nc prcmi~ or Ba'hni
is the onenc...s of man­
kind and uruty The fa·
nauc s m lmn had a pro­
grum against the Ba'hais
~that's one of the rca­
sons m) fam1ly lefL hean and my pirit were h'~ gn:a1. If 1 ever w:mt to truvcll
just going crazy! cnn pretty muc:h go anywh rc ootl
J: What son of things swy with famaly. Unfonunutcly,l
were most 1mpcuunt to \\'Unled to 8'110 Fr.mcc nc~t ycar,
you when youwcrcovcr- but I thank it \\OUid be hanJ LO get
sea~? a visarighL now, for mecspcc1nlly .
M: As I Wa! growmg up, J: You grtlduat.e in June. nght?
I got n lot of daffcn:m M: Yes. I don't wnnt to go to
per pcxllves on tire u.nd school right nwnyaJthough I maght
it makes me very adapt-wkc somccla.~ here 1n PortlamJ
able to any situutaon. ror n year. I'd h.._"C' 10 go 10 Jnpln.
Now, I'm ~md of m a 1 m1gh1 go through a program and
funny sitUJt•on because tcJCh Enghsh and team Jnp;mcsc.
although I can fi11n any-I can 51 leak :1 hulc Jnp:mcsc, I can
where l don't fit m cv· fake n :tn)'\1.11)'.
crywhcrc. Do you know J: I I\ now you spc3k French.
what l mean? M: And Farsi. the language of I'm,, scmor and an lA maJOr,
deo;tgncd M1ddlc Ea'il mmor
You'«;. from the M1ddlc East
'I you?
l'm from Irun. J: Was tl ea~y Cor you to
lcuveauhc time you did?
M: Yes, because we left
way before the revolu­
tion Th<:. revolution was
10 1979 and we left m
1976. VVcncvcrhadnny
problems The people
oflranarc wonderful tl's
the cro1y people in
power right now who Senior Mo Sami was raised ln Tehran,
lran until tbe aae or 7. J:Ooyoum~nyoudon't lr-m. and English. but 1 can fake
fcclljkc any one place is any language.
1 want to know nll about th1s.
tong were you there? plvxo by Marc Sltollmtd your home? Engl~ h i.~ my second language.
.lwasbom in Tehran and I lived
'til 1 wa..c; <llmo~ t seven and
MUi•'movedtoEngland for about
1 year. and then we moved to the
lnttc<l S\Jtcs. I ba,ically grew up
CJhfomJU during my formative
that was prcuy dangerou s.
""c moved to Wa~hmgton and
been living 10 Belhngham for
Jl3.1it five yc.ar.;. Most of my
...... is out of 1ran except I have a
lldm10lhet there. I'm a Bo 'lu.li
'm not a Mushm whtch makes it
for us to come and go. don·, like the Ba 'hais.
J So )'OUr family left because they
~new ~omcth ing W'.&S going 1.0 hap­
pen?
~t: That's the main r~1son . Also
because my family is very funny.
We're not a typicallrnnian family.
We're very proud of our Iranian
culture and herit.agc. but my par­
enL~C4lll'tstay somewhere for longer
lhan a year or two. They like to see
the world. My dad alway ~ tells me
that tt's one thing studyin& about
all thc..<;e ph.tlCS m college, but it's another thing to go there. My p-.u­
cnts always encourJge me to go
and c~perience my educ~lion .
When 1 wns a senior in high school.
they .sent me to the Orient -laJXln,
China and India. I lhirU. that was
one of the best thing.s I've ever
done. You have all these stereo­
types in your head and l go~ a new
perspective on tire. It was like your
senses wae aU awalencd. You
can't go lO lndm andju$L visit· you
hnve to l1ve iL My mand and my
? •
Get involved in the Student Media at Lewis and Clark
and express yourself through the mo. t avant garde
system on campus! Become an editor or manager of one
of the campus media at Lewis and Clark for the 1991-92
academic year.
Po ition available include:
• KLC Radio Station Manager
• LC Literary Review Editor
• Meridian (international relations journal) Editor
• Picture This Productions (film club) Manager
• Pioneer Log Editor
• Polyglot (foreign language journal) Editor
• Yiem Kimtah (yearbook) Editor
• Student Communications Board Chair M: Yeah! lt·s hkc J: ll\at'sfunnybec~ust:JCklhnnlly
where' my home? I have have an acccnL
my Persianncss nnd my , f· Rc:JIIy? Somebody a cd me
Arnericmm ess. I can fit m any-once if I ""'a~ lri h! They 10\d me
whcrebutldon'tqu!lcf cellhcrc. A I had nn In h atecnt. Actually, I
lotofthirdcounll}'kid sundcrstand had someone at school ask me
alocbutweidcnufydiff crentn..'J)Xts once if I was Hawa.ilnn bcc:iusc I
of our hves with d1ffcrem cultures. tlad the Huln for the lntemataonnl
It's really interesung. Like the war. Fair. I s:ud oh ~eah,111'•C nghl on
I'm nn American cmzen but I'm Wauaka Beach bchmcJ the Halton
from the Middle Ea 1. I don't wnnt They said. Really? Wow! I know
anyone to die on either side. that ploc.c ~ 1 s:ud yeah my name is
J: Most of your family as not in the Kuki. They be.lie ... cd me. ll v.'a..~
Maddie Easl? really tunny because I wns thmk-
M: t have family an over \he world. C4.>nllnuell on page 10 Amadeus would have loved
this "Classic Cuisine"
BY EVE J AMIF!tON
Despcnucly ~king a method
of impressmg your p:srents. or of
seducing a succulent specimen of
human carnage pethap 7 Well .
when your special occa ion calls
for a cl!lSS)', romlllltic and .. -cry in­
timate restaurant. the Amadeus lS
perfect for your rendez-vous.
Hadden in the loin. of Lake
Oswego. and unbekno~o~t nst to the
geneml public. LhilliUlc treasure of
a ~tru.IJ'8J\l \\.'8Se.stnblishcd a mere
si1. months ago salad ~. mc3lS, pasw.and flSh. The
~ hiLCwinewas fabulous. the freshly
squeezed apple juice l\P.uriou nnd
the warm sourdough brt:3d di .. -ine.
The luncll menu mnges from S4.95-
S7.95, and the dmner from S8.95-
Sl7.95 pcr cnaee. Come between
5 and 7 p.m. Tuesday through Fri­
day for the dL~unlCd Early Bini
Dinner at 57.75. Butaf your par­
enL> are U'ClUng. come whene .. -e.r
you v.11nL The Frc.n h onion soup
was dctecl!lbly accented \\ ilh gar-
den herbs.
nnll the by energetic
Au trian
Kristina
Poppmeicr.
""ho prac ti­
cally runs at
~inglc­
handcdly. The
decor is el-r\mad£'"·'· Classic Cuisi11~
In CotWIIJ' Square
lnd & 8 ~pinneh
QUIChe W"d.S
beautifully
JHCSCnled
with CJ otic
fresh frull
on the s1de.
The por-take ()_,we go
Re~ermtimu: 636-7.'00
.\lun-S1111 10 a.m.-10 p.m.
• cgant, clos y uon nrc
and )!tt ~;om- m311, but
fortable with filling. If
the personal )OU tuwe any
touchesofilsow ner. Fresh nowers room leftover.! urge you to sample
abound on the tab I~. fine ltnens the d~ scru. The chocohue h:lz.el-
and china make their gracious ap-nul &one was rich: 11 melted in
pearances and dchc<llt chandeliers my mOUth and gave me a pc.rmo-
U'apel.e from the ceiling. Every grin tlult lasted for hours. The cor-
night or the week live classical pi-fee is uong and shon, n~ nO((Jtd
aoo mus1c floats through the air afier such a~)' meal.
like the fragrance of the abundant So. the ne.."-1 time ) ou need a
;pnng blossom ~ There are several get away from Bon ,\ppetit, tr)' · · M d rooms in which you may dine. ideal omcthing truly European and Applications will be available begtnntng -on ay, for pnvate panie..~ or bUSIOC:S gourmet;getsomeclasskcuiSine
March 4 in the ASLC Offices in Templeton. For n1ore ~...,;;~~=~~= :C~:~::r~~=!scnscsro
infOriilatt.On, pt.Ck Up an applicatiOn andj.Ob de "'CTiptiOn. ateauireisrecommcndcd,childltn RadJ!IGuldtt too are warmly welcomed. ••••• sublune
Beconze involved and be a Media Head.' Thofoodisasappeabng _aslheof :::· 5"1
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~ PACE9 -C ~nJinJ.cd from page 9 .
tnJ! Oc..h ou' rc gulhblel
J Thru. ~so funny'
M: ~leal\\--ays "~~.-ondct'whel'e
I'm from Su'Ce I c:m f~e Japa·
n~ the) a.~ me if I'm half
Japanese, l ~Y yes. I'm hom
T~)'O .
J: You tie lO a11lbese people?
M: Enctl)•l AU these people
think I'm from different place ~.
II' great. I tell them I get my
bigness fiom lhe AmazOn. h · s
rrolly funny.
J: That. s grt:3l when I hav tO..
J: WhJL other mttlt!.Sb do you
have?
M: I'm ~tty busy. 1 regret not
going O\"CJ'SC3S at LC but I get in
lhe.<e positions tile 1 wns Vi~
Prc.sidcl\1 of lntemat.ioo.nl Sw
dents and I was the Preqdcm of
tht lnlcm.ltional A!I8.U"S ~
ciation. So I kept gelling myself
in the: pos•uons Right now 1
really want lO travel I gue~ you
could say that' · my main hobby.
I lh c b) t.hc SUJcment.. nevct let
oo opportunity p:l.~ you by. I
also believe in
lhc fcctingofan that you c.1n pull
it ot fl So when
you go home
doc~ your fam·
ily peal: En­
gltsh?
M: No. We
.;peak only Farsi
at home. It's
really funny.
My accent be· Smce I can fake
Japanese 1hey ask
me if 1 m half
Japanese. I say
yes, /' m from
ToJ..)·o. • opportunlty
My mind and
my heart have
to be in agree­
ment or else I
won't do it.
J: What arc
some long tenn
go.1h?
comes v.'Of'Seafter I go home and
whc:n I first go home I ~
Farsi v. u.h this funny twang.
J: Whal is the Pers.i311 sense of
being female? How is it difTer­
ent?
M: Being female in Iran ispeob­
abl)' the tocal opposi~e of what 1
am. I· m gj ving a stcreol)'!'C here
because e"¥c:ryone has a differe.nl
opillion of whal fenumnny is.
I'm DOl soft and quiet l can't
cook. I even sp1U ccreaJ when J
pour iL J only wC31' dresses
8Y MAn s.l,(fflf
KLC top ten f(l" Feb. 22;
l. Saryricon: T~ Albwn
2. Screaming TtCC$: Unck
Ane srhesi.a
3. Two Nace Girls: CIP.l« liud
Olivia
4. The Children: E'tiUJ Sing/~
Day
S. The Dart:side: All Thai No~
6. Dalliel Ash: Comilag Dow11
7. Pop Will Eat hself: Curt FtJr
Saniry
8. E&evenlh Dream Day: ~d
ToTtU
9. Buuholc Swfe:rs 12"': '"Hurdy
Gurdy Min"
10. MaleriaJ Issue~ IIIUnt41ioNJl
Pop~rtlvow
Pop WDJ Eat lbdl-C~~~r Fer
541•11]: Pop Will Eat hlelf is a
peculiar fOUJ"DDe flam England
who have, through a bi:z.arre lmd
ex.hjlaraing pocess. exploiltld
musical (and oonmusical!)
&cchnoJogyiOa ·
wreme. Wbaa do they call j(J
M.uoi t, 1991 M: I would lil:e to get some sort
of degree in conflict manage­
ment in Middle East studies and
evenru.ally be a professor. To get
to thal SllgC I nood a lot of CApc­
riencc. I know where I wool to
be bull can'tdcfine itrig.ht now.
Whatever 1 do I don't W8J'll to
lose my lf. I want 10 be Moor
Mojgan dependmg on who I
want to be that day. MoJgan is
Lbe one in the bccls and the n.ioc
clotbes. Mo as me.
Curt For SaNty. A fitting name
for a fiuing founh album. It's
lik.e a cerebral Lego block. The
sounds wiU creep tnl.O every nook
8J1d cranny of your cavernous
cranium and buzz around your
ccmciou.sness like wild ll\SeC&s
beflea«b a neon sign. In their
quest for the ultimaae bear, PWEl
bas rakm JOme weU-desetvcd 8J1d
appropriare libetties with sam­
pling and sound QflaCtion, added
a few of their trademart guiLar
xizures and come up with
JOmC&hing lhat's ..• wdl. defmiLely
oot forlhe insane among us.
Ptodnccd by Aood (Nine loeb
N•ila, Dc:peche Mode), Cure For
S4niry is sptinLering,lhought­
prOYOking, digiaalJy droning and
cryslalline in ill oomp&e..ity . If
lha.l doesla 't make my sense,
you • d be«aer hear lbe albwn! Call
yow fave Kl..C OJ and ask for it
by name. Twn up your s&t.l'tlo
and lquint 10 .. x. y cl Zee.~
.. Nighuna-e At 20,(XX) Feel."
-rbe lnaediblc PWEI Vs. The
Moral Majoriry ... and '1"ouched
By The Hand Of Cic:ciolina. .. ,-Jo! /Joi AGAIIJ~ l
'Wt AAVE. F'INAlSl
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!Y W. M.
ARIF .... ~: Beware of 1nnmatc c:ncoun·
ten of .tlU .. mds-yoohavebu:nlabekd
as alhrcat to capitalism ... )'Uur middle­
class friends may bc:a-ay you. Go out
and buy yourself some J. Cre"' c:'lolhe.s
if you wtJU to play it safe.
TAURUS: Money spcab louder than
words so 11'\bl your banl; st.accmeru .
GEML,1: Trust your intuition \I. hen
you wat.ch the news. Don't be afraid 10
DJ.m the channel if you feel manipuated .
Oocisi\'ene,u is in the stan (or you this
-.·eel:.
CA~CER: \ oo 1&.an att aligned for
sclf-4cfulition. S&n:ngthen your bonds
with animals thu week, Encourage
bestial bchaviot in your friends and
KX~UAJn~ .
LEO: Your hun 'ft.iU falllfl love but
your mind wlU reject your heart. A
WHEN
You GIVE
BLOOD
YOU GIVE
ANOTHER
BIRTHDAY,
ANOTHER
DATE,
ANOTHER
DANCE,
ANOTHER
LAUGH,
ANOTHER
HUG,
ANOTHER
CRANCE.
American Red Crose
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ro r-hesies . ..
cn11s may ensue in which you will
destroy love. h is easily allevtatod by
borrowmg a bowl of Fruilloops f10m
the ca!etena and u.sma them to con
1truc::t a path to the one you love
whereupon you can safely follow your
nose rather than your heart.
VIRGO: You WJU meet the future
Pn:..\idcnt of the United St.ate5 wilhoul
knowing it and he Wlll do nothing to
make you suspect his leadership abili·
• Ot$..
LIBRA: Youh.avemanyhlddent.alc:nts
thaJ will ne'er be di.scove:Rid and that
you will ne-ver be aware of. However,
you wiU choose do pursue things which
you have no talent for whatsoever .
CORPIO: This is your week to rebel
in the: ll'Ue$l sense of the word! Shy
away &om depending on your compact
dt.sc: player. your nuaowavc. or your
luxury. llf..(Onditioncd Range Rover. Send Mom or Dad the bills ani
livmg m a tree house like a real~
clus liberal
SAGI'rl'A RIUS: The at1n sptll
financial advantage! Discover the
lighL' of a Cold .Card Visa accouru
don't let your plcuure in monc,
ruined by anxiety over tues (){
hunget. This is the wec.k to juia
country club of your choice and
some hard ·COre golfl
C.\PRICORN: Christmas "
SW1 getb.n& re.tdy for the: t-our
July.
AQ\..ARI\JS: You may have
mcellflg deadlines . Remember.
wa.JU for no men. and dau:s worn=.
PISCES: Yourabtluytoescape
l.S your most valued asseL U!!e it
full pot.enual and the power of lht
verse will be yours.
COLLEGE LIFE CALlS
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Two free thrt
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All five Pionee.
tsea..~on averngmt
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n positive note; prospects for 91-
2look good
ATT 5cllWEI17.ER
1bc Lew as and Clark men' ..
kttb:lll team ftm~hod thclT c;ea.
""'lh an ovcrull record or etght
and 19 lo sc.s. Tile Pioneers
their season wtth n 103-100
•ll'lnl over Warner Pactf&e. Be·
Oilhe. 29 poantsofChuck Robcns,
ofT or the 18 a~a.slS or Derek
, the Pioneers pulled out a
Two free throws from Tom
ason put the gnme awny for the
Pioneers.
All five Pioneer starters ended
sea.sonaverngUlgdoub lc figures
5COI'lng. Derek FosLer led the
nvcragmg 16.8 pomts, Tom Jack~n 15 .S, Shnwn Aldennan
11 7,andSttveBarbuto 10.4 points
per game The Pioneers averaged
83.6 points per gnme wh1ch lS more
than any Ptoneer learn smce the
Pioneers u:am of 1976-77 th:u aver­
aged nlmosl87 pomas per gnme.
Last season, f~l year 5tudent
Alderman became the fi1Sl rookie
to lead LC Ul sconng smce Royce
McDantcl in 1957 Tius sea..'\On
another first-year student, Derek
fa..~. led the Pioneers watha 16.8
average. Foster also led m re
boWldmg WJth 8.1 per game, assists
w1th 7 9 per game. and ~eals wath
2.0 per game. Foster's rebound
Men's and Women's
Swimming
March 6-9, 1991
NAIA Championships
Time: TBA
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ATTENTION ALL SENIORS!
Participate in your c~. . ."'mmencement
ceremony as the senior .;peaker .
Abstracts are now being ~cc~pted
that reflect ideas, experienc~;s, ancl
rememberences of life
leading up to graduation at
Lewis and Clark.
SUBt"1 T1' ABSTRACTS TO
BOX 339 BY
FRIDliY liPRIL 5.
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Que· ~ions?
Contact Toby@ 45~-9363.
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rebounds per game performance of
Greg Mo~s in 1981-82.
LC assisLc; records go b3CII: to
1967. and since that time, FoSIU is
the fir~ Pioneer to lead his team in
scoring, n:boundmg, nnd assists.
Fo')tct hOO five mp1e double per­
fonnnnce.! thi~ season and was once
narnod NAlA Nllllonal Player of
t.he Week.
The good news for the yoWlg
Pioneers squad t~ that the enllre
terun lS eltgtble to return for next
sco..~n The Ptoneen will be a
much more dafficu1tteam to face in
Lhc 1991 92 season. -
First-ytar studtnt SbtUy Mill5 (in wbitelslruples fOf' tbt ball with
a dtfeoder from Columbia Christian.
Pio swimmers display tenacity,
humor at NW Championship;
sights set on national competition
BY AMY Mc~"''Fl.L
"Bite my shorts?.. Bngbt. or­
ange letter'\ speUcd out tha.s message
on the backs of black t-'lhi.ns worn
by the Lewts and Clark swim team
members at the NW Cha.mpionshtp
meet Lhnl took place last Wednesday
through Sawrday
Although some people at the
meet m1stook the messnge as a
hostJic one, t.hey were assured that
it was merely a common popular
saying among the aquatic Pia's. h
would have, however, been appro­
priately directed at the judges, who
were not even certified officials.
Their lack of expenisc led them
to erroneously disqualify several
swammers includtng LC's Lauro
Wackwitz . Despale the disap­
poinunent of her disqualification,
she came back in her final event. the 200-yard breaststrOke. to earn a third
place standing.
Ovemll, the team rq'lre!loel\t.ed
lht P1onee~ wet\, finishing wtlh a
to&al of nine top five fm1shes
Among the men who scored m lht
top five were Jun Andel and Andy
Pou.er for the 2QO.yanl fTCC and
2QO.yard ny. respectively as ~en
as for the 8ro-yard fn:e relay. along
.with Emile Blevins and Stc\\'Ut
Lamerdin.
The womtn who perfonncd at
this level of ex~lknce were PeMy
Foos. Cody Jacobslen and Laura
WacJcwicz in the tOO-yard bock­
SlJ'Oke. lht 1 <X>-> 1ll'd n y and the
tOO-and 200·yurd breasastrOkc
rnces, respective ly. Also included
in the lOP five group were the
members of the 200-Wtd 400-yard
medley relay. For those ~immersstriving to
reach national quali r ying standards.
it came down to lhe ware last wed
because it was the last posstblt
oppcxumity for qual if ~Calion for th'is
season. Lori Moore and Emile
Blevins took ad\'Wltage of the op·
portunity, both meeting National
times in the IQO.yard buuerfly.
Alter their names were added
to the tenuuive NAlA National
Participation RCk>&.er, projected Pio
represenmtion tolalled an impres­
sive twelve swimmers.
Unfortunately. Debbie Hcirn,
among those on the 1'051er. was not
able to accomJXUly bcr lt::lmrruatts
at the NW Championships due 10
illness. Sbe does. however. eager I y
anticipate competition at the Na­
tional meet next week.
To all Log editors, staff \vriters, and faithful readers:
Have a happy Spring Break!
(we're outta here)
• You've ot It om1n
You tue stilll'kgablc for. tudent dtSCOUnlS on computer ")'SLCntS and soflwnrc
unlll gradwnilm dny. After you h.l\c lclt Lewis und Clark, )OU'Il have to pay
"real-world~ prices lor ) our nc" Macintosh• compuler and software.
Pretty SCM)' thought, isn'l Ill
So get while the getting is good.
Contnct Rick or Blake.
U::wi & Clrut Computer Resale Program
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llittcnsion 7250
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PACE 1l • TODAY
1
Sh.tkc~pc<Jr -"Mcasun.? for
· ieasurl:" continue- this weekend
on the ifainstage, Fir Acr Thc­
ntr~ Show are tonight and to­
morrow beginning at 8 p.m. All
tlus can be yours for only $1. Call
7495 for reservations.
habbat- Attention Jewish stu­
dents: th~re is going to be a
Shabbat potluck Lhb evening be­
ginning at 6:15 p.m. in the Odell
lounge.
~.O.F.A- Tentative trip lo0~1~1
Laser Light Show .. See C,Ol A ol­
fice door for sign up and more
information.
Animation-Cinema 21 presents
The Third Arzimaiion Celebration.
This special limited engagement
begin tonight and runs through
the 10th. Call Cinema 21 for show
times, 2..23-4515.
Art -The work of Sydney
Laurence, Alaska's best know his­
torical painter opens loday at the
regon HistoncalCenler, 1210SW
Park Ave.
Reading -Norman Solomon,
author of Unri.liablc Sources: A
Guide to Detecting Bias in tire Ne·ws
Media, will give a special presen­
tation in the Anne I luge Coffee
Room in Powell's Books. The pre­
sentation will focus on lhe role of
the media in the war in the gulf.
This presentation is free and b:...
gins at 7:30 p.m.
Vigil -Tonigh t, and every Fri­
day night, there will be a vigil al
Pioneer Courthouse Square pro­
testing the war, beginning al 5
p.m.
PACn12 SATURDAY
2
f\1usic -Seattle's ''good pop"
band (as Editor Aaron Baar call~
them) '~he Posies," play tonight
at theM "lody Ballroom . For only
$8 'OU can enjoy "good pop," the
soothing sounds of "The Killing
Pie.ld" and "Orphan's Reason."
Movie -SOPA presents Say
Ar~vtl1ir1 "t tonight at 7:30p.m. and
"' 10 p.m. in the Council Chamber.
SOFA -Mark Pittman, hypno­
tist, will be in the Rip-offroom, uh,
excuse me the Tra1lroom, tonight
from 9-10 30p m. Enjoy p1zz.a and
drinks at subsidized pn(es whlle
'OU watch your fnends act like
dogs.
Chopper Chicks -Move over
Brad, Janet, Dr. Sc.ott, Rock},
uuuhh and make room for Chop
per Chicks in Zombictown. The
\ViJlamette Week sayc; about this
film, ''Chicks is about the Cycle
Slut~, whoseeightmembersstonn
into the town of Zariah (Pop 128
and falling) for a hell·raising good
lime only to discover that a mad
sdenlto;.t '" lurning the towns
pcopleantowmies ." This Lhumbs
down fl1ck plays tonight at mid·
night at Cinema 21.
SUNDAY
3
Chapel -The Sunday Fvenmg
Worship Scrv1ce addre5ses the
lheme ''Domg the Right Thmg."
The serv1c begins at 6 p.m. in the
Chapel.
Music -Michael Hanson, first
violinist with the Oregon <;ym­
phony, is the featured sol01st in
Sergei Prokofiev' s Violin Concerto Chopptr Lhicks ;,. Zumhlttown is being rraturfd all Cinema~ 21 a~t midni~tnbt
.... d . ""·1 •h 2 phdo cou.rtuy ofWtll.urMtte Wul rv.w:rp<lptl .,utur U)', •• ur<: .
No 2, with the Marylhur st Sym­
phony Orchestra TI1e concert is
held m St Anne's Chapel on the
Marylhur~t College (ampus. Call
for more mfom1ation , 636-8141.
TUESDAY
5
Russian Jewry -Charlie
Schiffman will be speat...mg on
Russian Jewry tonight at8 p m. in
Thayer.
•
Gay T.V. -"N1ghtScene ," the
late-night t.v talk show about the
Portland gaycon-tmuni ty, features
an exciting c;chedule for March
Tonight's show profiles '1-ligher
Pursuits," a new video datmg ser-
• VlCC.
Media -The World Affatrs
Council of Oregon presents
''Med1a's role m Foreign Policy''
as part of lheir Great Decisions
1991 senes rea lured speakers are
R GregoryNoke,,AssistanlMan­
agmg Editor oiThe Oregonian and
former Chief State Department
Correspondent for the Associated
Press.
Native American -The
Multnomah County Library pre­
sents "Faces of Destiny: Portraits
from the 18981nd•an Congress," a
collection of photographs repre­
sentmg 36 tribes of Native Ameri·
cans. The exhibit open~ today and
runs through the 25th This ex­
hibit is held in The Fnends Gal·
lery, third floor of the Central Li­
brary, 801 SW 10th.
Willamette Writers-Playwright
Sharon Whitney, author of six·
pria winning plays, will share
her secrets at the Willamelte Writ­
ers meeting, today at the Imperial
Hotel, 400 SW Broadway. For
more information call, 452-1592 . Reading -Novelist Rt
W1ley, author of Soldu.Ts '" fl
reads from his new work. in
Anne 1 tughes Coffee Room.
new book Tlrn•e Thousand Ma ·
1s a ficttonahzed account ofW
experiences in the Peace Corps
the late si hes The reading
today at 7.30 p.m. m the
room
WEDNESDAY
6
War Tax-The Oregon Cn"'
mty for War Tax Rcststan, e
sents a workshop today rnvPr
war tax resi!'ltance atllon<>.
workshop is held today at ..........
Campus Mtm~try , 633 SW Mnr.
gomery St For detcub caJl
3924.
THURSDAY
7
Seniors -Attention prnt~
members of the Senior class:
are invited to the Senior :;,oc
Nacho Night Tonight you
enJOY a delicious catered N
Bar complete w1th drinks
you relax and socialize with
classmates .
jazz-The Lewis and ClarkJ
Ensemble, under the direction
possibly the hippest Ja.a cat in
Pad ric Northwest , David
presen ls a free concert. The
cert is tonight at 8 p.m. in E
Auditorium.
Reading -Rian Malan, a ~u~
African journalist and author
My frartor's /leart wi11 read
mght, 7:30 p m in the An
Hughes Coffee Room in Po
Books.
MARCIIl. I VoLuMJ
ntro\J
E:·:OO
Planform. a .
111 the basement I
rcopc ned ta-.t:
'IW'JI111C conuovcrl
a campu-..widc
, the Platt·tiQ
~oohlln :. tiS docio;ior
"'"tnr•nt of the p
r1 Mason HHm.
donn counctl
's managcm
ns from Kal
-'"fonncrmanJ
Shannon FoJt ~
sUlff mcmbc
pre sen ted a
h•s ide.. a' :1001
profit the -;i~
and dtffcrcnce
ZDnot , Fox.lcy ar1
~IOUS manage~
unswcnng ~1
m;;u d · rected to t.t
A mam concern,
Jot respons•t
. heallh and ev
etore heanng c•l
oounctl drafLCd Q
3.'i gu•dchncs \
would be ns~
Included an the by
th managcm~
said lhal the c(
bind1ng for one ~
'Vmn·n tcrm.thc p
scuo;.:Mn and an l
:ement po tuons
,I'OXI 'C~ and Olhc
wilh the J udJc..a
Studal~ of Lew •~
lhc Rc.')tdCT
and Lhe PlaU·
· nee, Ted
lues dropJ
As a result of
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