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The Pioneer Log: Lewis & Clark College's Student-Run Newspaper

Volume 55, Number 13

Lewis & Clark College Student Newspaper

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1991-02-01

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The ASLC El('(tion Forum will ulct place Thu...OO)' nigh&. feb.
21. II wdl be held a& 8:.30 p.m. sn the Sacwan lounge. 9 p.m. m the
Plan-Howard lounge. and 9:30p.m. tn Tnmarnck Loungt ..
Then' will be food and retTeshmcnl' Jnd a ch..1nee to meet the
candid:ltt...'\ running for po ~tion.~ on ASlC councal
OSPIRG to host Energy forum
<.'\SPIRO's AltcfTUluve Energ) Re.\C31'Ch Group wall be sponsenng
• n Alternative E ocryv Forum on Thursda)', Feb. 21. Thm: 'lpeakCr\
lrom around &.he rommuntl)' will be present to address the whaLC\,
how~. and whcnsof allcmati,·eencrgy policy. There will bt qucsuons
and~c;wers after~ h spciD.:Cl lina'hc.s . ..o fcellrtc to bring que.suons
or 1dcas. The forum will be held an Pamplin It 10.
Child Abuse Hotline needs volunteers
Help end the uagcdy of child abuse as voluntocr telephone
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e~pcncnce needed: C.'\IUI,h-c tr..tinmg ~~ prov1ded. Day. evcnmg and
~ec.kc.nd s.hifba,uilable. Call Jan at2.34-7532 for more informauon
Artquake calls for entries in festival
ArtqU3kc.. Oregon· s largest festival of the an.s. has issued its first
culL for enmes for lhe 1991 event, 'iOhcdualcd for Aug. 31 through
~ept. 2m downt.Own Portland. • Artist.o; who are interested in producmg ~itc spcc1fic worl fa-
mstallation on lhe festivaJ site are mvttcd to npply for Anquake's
outdoor an commis ·ion. ln addition w ts who wish to present
works in mediu suitable for gallery e~hibition may -;ubmu apphca­
tion for Attquake'!\ juned ,; uaJ a.ns eJ.h1bition .
Application.~ for both the ootdDa' an and the gallery programs
may be obtained by !iiend.ingaself·addrc.! sed. c;tampedenvelope to the
Outdoor An Committee or Gallet) Commiuoe, Anquake 91. P.O.
Box 9100. Portland, OR 9n07.
Ma Curtiss to speak on LC campus
.M.a C wti s.s. a woman li nng on the ~treets for over 48 years, will
be speaking to the LC C3mpus on Wedn~y night. February 20
Cwtiss ha.~ been off of the '>tteebo now for S yean .. and speaks
nationwide on the am~ and cu.rcs of homelessn~ . She makes her
home in Portland
Cun.i~.s left home J>'."TmancntJy when she wns l S years old,
already an alcoholk of~~ year. Although sho blnmcs her mother
for dnvang her from home and onto the strccLo;, o,he al'<> blames her
ndd1ction to alcohol. Curuss described hcnoelf as a "bntcr, hat.eful
~oman untd I she I put down the bottle ... Curtiss lived on the stteets
in Portland for24 years, drinking away her life Wtuu money she did
rtteivc-from Social Security Insurance and other sources-she
ammed.iatcl) spent on cheap wine. Befriended by the coordinator of
Baloney Joe:'~ he Iter on Burnside Street, ~he "cmwled on hands and
knees" to the detoJ. facility when he drank a boule in front of him
and reali~ that she had betrayed his friendship .
Ma Curuss is~ saong advocate for an increased availability of
low-cost public housing in the battle against homelessne..~~. but
bchev~ that much simpler things can do a loa of good too. ..Just
smde to us," she s:Ud. ··we arc human beingl> too."
Water seminar to be held
··water Quality, Water Quanuty: The RclucUllu Mani.nge" will
be the focus of 3 s-eminar co,-pon.\.Crcd by the Northwestern School of
Law of Lewis and Clark College :.and Wa1etWatch or Oregon. lne.,
Friday, Feb. 22. ooon to 9:30p.m., and Saturday, Feb. 23. 8:30a.m.
lO 4:30p.m .• in the Council Chamber, Templeton CoJicgc Center.
PACE2 SAAB board serves dual purpo .....
B' _lfr\N'1E (.lftl."n:R
\lthough an tnLegrnl pan of
student hfc, mo..~t ~tudenl~ probably
don't know even know whm the
purpo.~ of the Student Academic
Affw~ Board (SAAB) as.
SAAB ~composed ol
one student repre..cnmuvc
from each department 1"hc
board hac; two mrun pur·
poses The fl.l'\1 ss to allo·
c~ue ~tuden t funds for three
areas provuhng gmnts to
vssaung S(. holats f undsng
student inaunted rrsearch and fund
mg .. rudents 10 aucnd conference."
All lhc fund\ dtstnbutcd by the
SAAB come from student fees
S "AB grants appro)ttmatcly
$50.000 per year
The second funcuon of the
board as.discus.Mng and fonnuloting
ucadem1c pohcy V1ctona Mosley,
\ 1ce PresuJcot for SAAB, ..a ad, "We
are here to be a hwson bctwocn the
students and the college Any stu dent concc:rned wath an ucJdenllc
i~uc ~ould c:on.~uh thetr depart·
mcnt repre.'iCnmuve. or they may
nuend a SAAB mceung to voice
thclrconccmsdircctJ ytothcboard .. ts the Jcgttamntc student
c.ampu~ " Mnttomno 'iets
tutonng roster, sohcrL~ tutors
lhe department.\ and uctsusal,
between studems and tuton.
"We are here to be a I iason
between the students and the
college." The SAAB
tee ac; ouL~1de ~
office OOJOCen&
formnuon de..~.
rcntly there are
on the r'O'itcr 1 o
-Vtctoria Mosley as a tutor stude111Ll
be recommP.li\IVIo
The board wall discuss the aca­
demac 1s.sucs and wtll then draft a
wntten proposal, orvo1ceconccms,
to the appropnate andiVIduals con·
ccmmg the problem ·
"Issues we've been iliscu.-.smg
currently arc t.enurc and dcpan·
mental problems such as the rc·
structuring of Ole history depan­
ment " Mosley said.
Joseph Martorano ,tutonng di­
rcctorlorSAAB added, ··nus board dcpanment
StudenLc; inauutc con1.ae1
tutor '"The progrum 1snot
to help a o;tudcnt cram for an
Manornno -.aad, "at as de~i
help a student study ...
only aU owed to tutor four llOII
wecll. per student "There
dcfmatc need for the program
I 00 ~Ludcnt..~ use the pmgrw.
term," Martorano sJud.
If you have any
conccmmg SAAB or the
servace, call cxL 7 I 50.
Student retention rate examined
CottJi~d from Pagt 1
admtmsuuuon 1s sull wortcing to
1mprove retcnuon rates. Mea~~
mcludc the rcmodehng of
Templeton College Center a.nd the
donns, the development of the aca­
demic advasmg office as well a.s
employang more ongomg faculty to
teach first-year courses.
"AU of our national literature
tells us thaJ. the key for swdentS is a
connecuon w1th a faculty member
withm six weeks," Parr S&Jd "Re­
gardless of whether it· s a problem
or not. we can do thangs to enhance
retenuon It's a h1gh pnonty for us."
Schneider srud the rctenuon rate
in thas year's graduaung class as
hagher than average Schne1der
poanted out lh4lt ttus class 1s the
second largest in LC history, whach
"streLChed the sysa.em," but many
were sttU reuuned.
Despue the drop in Jasa year's
clnss, the admissions office IS no&
expected tO admit a large class, sa1d
Ray Wanen, nssociate dean of ad­
miSSIOns
Warren said the admiss1ons
office as proJocunga fiiSt-yearclass of 440, wh1ch rs approxi
~e as last year's first vear1
"SUJdenLs are appiiYl
schools and u' shard to :ue.~:s,·
uy to be more conscrvauve,
saad "Bua l thank 440 lS
Warren saad the awo
clas.~~eS--this year's Junior
naor classes--were a re.o;ult
mogroph1cs. Now, he said,
are lc.~s studentS nationwide
mg tO schools.
"1 don't think we evet
large classes.'' he S8ld. "We
the best enrolling ~wdentS
get ..
Computer conference to be held in March
BY JOHN COSIEllO
On March 16-17, Lewis and
CJark College wall host a confer­
ence enutled ''CoMJI\ITBR.S AND na:
HUMAN CONVERSAnoN: A confer­
ence on the use of technology for
collabornt1ve thinking and e~­
change." The conference has been
organized by Susan lGrschner, DI­
rector of the Core Program, and
MJchaeJ Cullum, Director of Com­
puung Services.
Accordmg 10 KiBChner, this
confm:ncewill focus on approaches
for usmg oomput.ers as a medium of
commumca1ion and how thas me­
dium changes the way we thmk and
commumcme. This wiU mclude
how computet networks, such as
the cnmpus-wtde Macmtosh net­
work, a.nd indivadual programs are
used in generaung and eJ.changmg
mformauon.
The conference. sponsored by
Apple Computer. stems from Lhe
corporation's anterest an e11plonng
student use of computers m wnting,
said Kirschner. ..Apple sees our
college as a rcuJ leader an thrll area,"
she saad.
Apple gave LC a donation of
Macmtosh computers in 1986,
whiCh made pos.!\ible the pub he u.~
of computers on campus. Thisgmnt
was followed by a smaJier grant in
1987. In add1uon to orga.nwng the
conference, Cullum and Ktrschnct
WtU JOm other scholars 10 offering
workshops on the use of computers
in elect.ronic conversations. The
"Conversauon" program, whtch
was deveJoped at LC. wlll be among
the featured programs.
Other workshops wtll focus on
human-comput.er usc by scholars
across the cunicuJum and across
the world. as well as multi-media
approaches. Severnl "Hands-On"
ses.s1ons wiU also be featured, an
whtch conference attendees will
have direct experience w1th dsffer­
ent forms Of llller&CUvecompuung .
Addttionally. panicrpants will
be able to eloct.ronacally respond to
and disc~ presentations usmg the
"Convc~ uon'' program, which
w~ developed at LC. According to
Ki.rschne:r. thas will allow a greaaer
exchange of 1deas than would ord1-narily occur at a conference.
She catt.d the ae,rclo
two programs, "Eiec110nac
Ucal Notebook," a.nd tlS suca
"Conversatio n," as ...... a.mnla
LC's contnbuuon 10 the
compuLers for collaborative
erauon and exchange of i'n ,r11
tion. Both programs requi~
to engage an re.~nse to 1de&
thet m a ~li r.ary ·· Cl~illec::titllrl(
or, m lhe case of the Iauer
man envll'Onmentm w.tuch
users exchange adeas.
KJrschnct also stressed
volvement of studencs with
putcrs as one of LewiS and
College's distingwc;hing
ISUC~ .
Cullum w1ll be an charge
task of organllmg the techruc
pcct of lhe conference, whadl
1nclude en~uring that the
COflliniU!d 011
ar rncnu BufRc~ to c,~.u:-got
S2 2c; from 1-2:30. ·•-7, 9 ~0-dosc
f'EIUtUARY 15, utu
from p,
mg stulkn~ I
W"·'• Vance Sm
1.'11\lllllt'r"'' F.ducf
amp1y can'& find
sany more.
able to staff Q
Je.1dcrs ..
The tnck of
1n p3l1 10 a
togOOVCN!
the LC faculty 1
F o r
umplc. 11}
are
tan-
the So-
Union
only
Rus
pro
sors
are
t t
:nouJ~n studentS
<~,,un profcs.Si
to travel
increasmg. E'
has returned
One posstbl
:001cm i.s to sen
established Pl"<l
~pcnm ,.lnr m Inu
IWh11:n 1s an or~
modelsmw
after. The
rnauc>ruu Tminina
:anila lion of l1J
13UCIOaJ Liv•
Echtor·in-0\ieJ
Aaron B.lar
~bniging Edi
Debora JorgcnSI
Newt Editor
Rachel Carter
Forum Editor
Tony o,_vts
Futures Edlto
Jessica LeWis
Sports Editor
SharonChl
Publkk Occun
Srik Hllrper
Photo ~dho r
Tonya kocller
Production Edl
Scott Erick.c;on
CopyEdllor
)ilnet Miller
Advertising
O..ltota Smith
Bu•lnHJ M~n~
On:uutlon Mi
)O'Cph Mortn1r:1
Stiff
Coltn Bcn~n.
Ton Dtxon, lirri
Everett. Ll.Z ICU.I
J~:ann1e '-"Wrncr
McDoMcll.
laurie Matth
PowerJ, Kathy
Sch wcitzer, J.
Stantoro ,
Venables,
Suah Wood ...
1 C.rtoonlat
Kva.n Marlin
' Advitor
P1..~r ~runst .:!n
Dept. O( '-Uilnlll
· Chair :em to
desk.
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St year
fytngco
•guess,
trvalJvt
• ruor
result
e said,
I Wide
rh
renee.
the
)r8UVC
or·
tY 15, uture overseas pro"""'rams
~(11111'1, urd from POJlf I
ng stu~nL" ol ovc~s pro
.. Vance Ciuvngc. Dean of ln
anattomll Educauon, sutd, "We
imn·lv can't ftnd l~dcrs for pm
. any more We are not gomg
able to smfl our program\ w1th
leaders ...
The lack of facuhy leaders 1s
in part to o n~ang student de
to go ovcr;.ca~ and a docrease
!he LC faculty. 4\rud Savage. neAt program to lndau.
Parr satd tht'> program •~ ;.~one
Lame occurrence. According to her
the college ts not con-;ldcring usmg
the ErL as a mauer of prncuce
Many of the language mtcn
s1ve programs arc Jlready run
through other programs, Savage
noted. Programs such as the one to
Kyoto and Mendo1.o have a small
num~-rof studen~andarearrnngcd
F o r
ample,
re arc
Jan· "Many younger faculty
feel the pressure of
tenure, therefore, they
are reluctant to leave through the
host univer-
• Stly.
There
ductaon of
faculty docs
not tmply a
lack ot
ded1cauon
from the
adminastra
uon toward
overseas
programs Umon
only
Rus the campus."
-Sevin Koont,
Professor of
Philosop11y
lll'rl' arc
t --------------• Thecollegc
:oouJgh students to odd another
.\P.~IIIJII professor. but students
ng to travel to Sov1et Umon
incrusmg Even though enroll­
ha4i returned to constslenllcv­
eoch year more and more stu·
~ ... want to go abroad, said Sav-
One po~1b le soluuon to th1s
roou::m as Lo send students through
.nesliablashc:<~ progrom such as The
International Laving,
wnw•n JS on organi7Jl UOn Lewis and
'"''n"" models many of tts own pro­
after. The School for lnLer-
1131JCmaJ Trnmmg. an umbrella Of·
:nnl2:aucm of The Expenmenl m
uonal L1vmg, lS leadmg the
Editor-in-Chief
Aaron &ar
Man~ gtng Editor
Debora Jorgensen Hall
Newt Editor
Rachel Carter
Porum Editor
Tony DaVls
Futures Edllor
Ja,tc:a lewis
Sports Editor
Sharon Chi
Publlck Occurrences Editor
Erik H.trper
Photo Editor
Tonya Kocher
Production Editor
Scott Enckson
Copy Editor
l•nct Miller
Advertbing Manager
D.lkota Smith
Bu1ineu Manager/
Circulation M.anagn
lo~ph Mortorano
StA(f
Colln Benson, John Costello,
Tori Dixon, Smt Bndo, Kri'itin
Everett Lll Flinn. John Frost,
lc.tnnic Gunter, H Marie, Amy
McDonnell. M.-rgucrittc,
LHuic Mutthcws , Slizabcth
Powers. K.lthy Pratt, Matthew
Sch~itzcr, j. Andrew 1s currently working on ways to
better mtegnnc overseas programs
wath acndem1C hfe on campu.s.
Accordtng to Savage, there are
two new classes spnng term de.­
sagned specafically to mcorpomle
knowledge gamed overseas. ~~ ­
dent Mooney has guaranteed
"overseas swdies will remain an
amportant pan of LewiS and Clark,"
s~ud Savage .
Sevm Koom, Professor of
Phalosophy, however, feels that
t.enure proccdurec; nrccontradictory
to the adminisLrntion • s pledges
about the unponance of the over­
seas programs. The procedures are
requiring JUnior faculty to spend
more ume wath publistnng and re-­
search, thus prohibiung them from
leading overseas trips. she wd
"ilus lS a more recent phe­
nomena of l.h1s campu.c;. Many
yoWlger faculty feel the pre~ure of
tenure, therefore th~y are reluctant
Lo leave the campus," explained
Koont 11le overseas programs are
samply not an unponant part of a
professor's professaonal resume,
satd Koont Parr 'i~Ud leading oversea"; pro­
grom~ t\ vaewed JS a positive con
tnbuuon m terms of ~enure ··1 think
thotleadang ovti'\Ca41 programs may
wcU be not only un at rrncti ve oppor.
tunity. but oJI\0 a super professional
opportunity as well for ossistant
profe~.;.ors ," he said. Ovcrsc-.J c-tpcricnce is up.
phtd toward tenure depending on
the role of the k.1dcr, s.-ud ~arr .
Some ltoldcr' may apply it toward
tcachang, other\ towurd college ser­
vice and other-. may use the pro·
gram us an oc.cnsion to mtegrme
teachtng and holunhip, she said. Many tudt·nLS teet the stoocnt
profc:ss.or amnadion on oversrns
program ~ is importanL "It' wh~t
the college is aU about -the
suengthenmg of student and facuJay
relationships . You can't get this
son of intc.ractionatalargcr in titu·
uon ... said senior M:lty Va.Jatb.
Communication promoted through computers
contin~Ud from page 2
three largesl Macintosh classlabs,
and n tcmporury fourth cla.sslab in
Templeton, to be provided by Apple
Computers. will be fWlctional.
Accordtng to Cullum. a com·
buullton of repre~tanve.,of Apple
Computer, staff member ~ from
Computing Scrvi~ and "as many
as I 0 "itudcnt workets" will be at the
conference 10 prov1dc techntcnl
suppon ond ensure lh!lt the confer·
ence rune; c;moothly sonality' of computer contact Wtd
the freedom of inomacy at acu.w.Jiy
gencrutes... Kenner said "our no­
tion"i of impen;onality and of mti­
mocy seem both to be wrong."
Regarding communication
solely through computers, Kenner
o;aad that "lcnowang people. and be·
mg known to tltc:m, solely through
mcknnmes and munneri m'J of lan·
guage . mak~ an oddly nb,tr.Jet
inumacy easy."
Cullum said that he expects between :300·350 panicapam s lO
come to lhe confcrenoe.
The conference has been
planned hy a LC faculty commauee.
headed by Kirschner, with addi·
tiona! mput coming from other fac­
ulty membcll. The commiuce in­
cluded Mike CulJum; Robert
Mandel. Dean of Socud Sciences:
Rnndy Collver, Library Director.
English professor Steve Kno•: and
Su~ Hubbuch, Head of the Wnt­
ang Cente.r.
Cullum stntcd lluu in addition
to avoadmg techniCal difficulties.
the mo"t important part of the con­
ference lS that people look seriously
al how computers can be used as an
in~Lionaltool and a thinlcinglOOI ,
as well as looking a1 lhe ways we
thank, work and interact with other
poop I e. LC to hold sy1nposium on
teaching and scholarship
He added, "We're trymg to
draw people wtlh an mterest in
wr10ng"
Hugh Kenner, former Profes­
sor of Engh .. ,h at John..c; Hopkins
Univ~tty, will betheconference's
keynote speaker. He has published
a collecuon of computec-generated
poetry. a~ well as works on Ez.rn
Pound, James Joyce and Samuel
Beckett
ln addition to his work as a
professor, Kenner is reponed to have
had a lifelong intetesl in malhemat­
icsandcomputtr.\ . Kirschncrstatcd
that Kenner is a ·~idely respected
poet," with aLi beml 311.40 background
in "the broadest and most generous
way."
According to Kirschner,
Kenner ·~iU di~uss the discrep­
ancy between the alleged 'unper-A rea:nlly released Carnegie
Foundation report has lod the Phi­
losophy DcpartmCilt to sponscr a
two-pansymposium about teaching
und scholnrship. The Carnegie re­
port, "Sc.holnrship Recon 1dered:
Priori tie.-. of the Professori.:ue." call~
Cor a recvoJualion of the \Valyffnc-•
ully are rewarded . It proposes that
teaching be considered a compo·
nent of scholarship. along wtth the
discovery, integration, and appli·
cation of ~now ledge. According to
the Chroniclt of /lig~r Edutotion,
the repon comes "amid widespread
discussion about the need to tmprovc
undergraduate Le3Ching 3nd amid
growing faculty discontent with nn
acack!mic S)'\Lcm that m3Jl)' feel
rewards professors mainly for their
research and publicatJoos ."
The LewlS and Clark sympo­
~ium willmkc place al 7 p.m. on lhc
evenmgs of Wednesday, Feb. 20
and Wednesday. Feb. 21 in the
First Sunday of Lent
Evening Worship
featuring Thayer Rooms of Templeton Col·
lege Center. Each session will
present ~ speakers from the fac­
ulty, two from each or the thn:c
divisions. Since the speakers will
be limited to len minuu:s apte~.--e,
then: should be at least :m hoor
remainmg for &eneml discUSSlOO
with the audience.
On Feb. 20. the speal;ers will
be John Abele (physics). Cun Keedy
(chcmascry), Jim Grant (econom­
ics), Bob Goldman (sociology),
Kathleen Emd1 (rclagious studies),
nnd Jane Hunter (history).
Michael Rower (biology). BOb
Ow(ns (mathmatics). Helena
Carlson {psychology), Stuart
Kaplan (communications ). Dorothy
Berkson (English). and Phylhs Yes
(an) will ;pc3k on Feb. 27.
All members of t.he Lewis and
Clark community are invited. Plan~
~ being m~ to publish the pro­
ca.--dings.
LCC ber Choir
&
Paul S. right
LC Theologian-In-Residence Dr.
Stanford, Tamoro Tom. Julie
Venabl~ . Laura Wackwitz.
S.rah Wood!', Andrew Yerke:~
C.rtoonlst Feb. 17th @ 6 pm in the Chapel
Ryan Marlin
Photograph en
Marc Schotland, Mike Schmitt
Advilor
Pctn Christenr.on,
IA:pt of Communications,
Chatr
FEBRUARY 15, 1991 PACE 3 bo Lh f. • 1 fat. uhy 10 tt~h one or two ture wath the college will not be as slave wngc ro tC4lch an 11u1~
Cci'LI•n~dfr om fagt I Owrs da;;agrec 3 u,t .. e_ e-June 31 l80Qnr-.rtt.rm per course cohesavc a pan of the college com-cour;e, Lhey Will come nnd go
lac tenure or fe<:t the: cuts" ttl ha' eon c Jss saze. courses· r- d k ... · • 1 •• h s.a d "You get LhJt \\'etC not to rep e ... hi ' h h d lxcn "ith the insl.c.ad of coniT"J.Cting UdJuncr fac-muntl) as tenure an tenure true t ..... c s I • c . I tcnure-trucl.: faculty on .'Ubhattcal "'\. ommg, w 0 a nJ r: 1 "If thev t'\!'ly wmoone a you pay for ..
101 .... 11u't:m.al uffuirs dcMrtmcnl in uhy 10 one-year contrncl'i ~cc_o • •OCU cy , ..- or O\'trsea' trips." ~id P.m. Now ...... •-_ ..
that enrollment 1 rc&urmng 10 tl\ a repl cmemrnpo. it fort\\ o ears ing w Salt not contrnct.mg adJunct
prt"-19 7 k' els, lhc 3ddiuonnl fX)-before cpnngaonc·y~ar adjunct profcSM>rs "allows the C ollcge to
~ N\~auon , sa•d that the numrer of not p.1) benefits " SJbOO ~nolongerne('t sal). c ,.~ Senior Greg
s;atd. --------------------- v('cffl\illl cxpT'C.'·~
"'~'care not
fi I J ld b t] t canccmc; nbout Lhc an a budgel2f) Quality acll fy S lOU e le op tackofcommiunent
en ili:,"'i:ltdJohn • • f 't t · 'ff d uuu ~ould result Cnllahan.di, ·a-p110ritynza11l1lS llll01l C01111711 e frotnafncultycom-
a:~=:a~ to ncndenzic excellence." posed grenllyornd-
tics. ··we ha\'t ---<.,ordon Schloming junct ''tr3nsicnt"
I 1M professors. "There to mal:e ·om~ \fisiling Professor, lntenzatlona Aw.irs would be no sense changes.
Callahan cued of coo tstcncy at the
college ... he snid dec~aons to re-
furbish residence halls and cia! • ~audcnts prcsentl} signed up for lA '"Tluu wouJd be detnmentnl to the
room.~ ns e ~tial expenses for the courses "clearl) Jli.\Ufie.s t.he extra enure community." Vocrrnan also
college. posations." cued the CoUege's low student-
The majorit) of the ~tions "Even if a budgetary cri.,is e.\-t~cher ra110 as cnticallO nurncung
bcmg cut faU in the i.al SCiences 1sts, one should a~ about Jl"'On-and keep1ng saudents.
dh is.ioo. Bob Mandel, the divt-ties," he said. "Qualiay faculty "What they'n:doing iscJtploit­
.:.1onA.I d~n of socaal cacncc.~. should be the lop prionty in an ing the lnbor market by p:l1"CClling
stres.~ lhatlhe posiuons bemg cua ansUtution lommiued to academic oua the work," ~ud Salt 'The ef-Asspnngapproadlcs theactiv1Ucsol the 1991 Steering
Commmce for the Lewis and Clarl I.A Sympostum hove <fra.
maucally mcreased Currena.Jy. the Commmec as accepung a~
phcatJons for those ina.crested m bccomrng Ho~ts for vtsiting
speak~ The role or the I A. sympo .. Jum hosr is w assist
asssgned speakers and dignitaries dunng ht.s/hcr my at Lewu
and Clark.. Tins mvolves transportBUon or the guest to speaking
engagements as well os aca>mpan1mcnt dunng saght seeing
excursJons and dinner receptions As a host, students have an
sdeal opportunity to meet world figure~ snvolvcd 10 a wide range
of fields concenung inte.rnauonaJ development In addition,
applicauons for Thes1s prescntauon.~ are know bcmg accepted.
1lu~ may also include -.tudents wtth an tnt.cresl m presenung
pcrunem scholarly work wathm -.·anous paneb throughout the
sympostum These applicauons may be obuuned from the I A
dept. or the mforrnauon desk
e.re slated for one year v.hen they e.Acelle~ ; Schloming said tluu feet [of eliminating onc-y~ con­
were e.<\tabhshed ... Due to budge& by con«n113llng on \;cepmg fac-uact potiuonsJ wiU be the College
pressures. we asn't continue th~ uh) "hoare commuted 10 Lhe ansu-won't get very good profes.'\Ors I The sympo. 1um wt.ll addres.s the nature of dcvclopmena
by focu~ng on three major tssucs. I) the varymg mcansngs and
images of development.. 2) the maJOr ·uut.cg a~ of econom ac:
development mcludlng an examinatio n ofNlC 'sand thelt e.xpott·
led st.rategy, Eastern Europe and the swat.ch 10 a rnarlcel ba.~
strategy, and selected LDC's and thelt grassrootS strat.egJC.\, J)
various rc.laled •ssues mcluding pohucaJ obstacles, regional
cooperaoon. and women m developmcnL .. he 'd tuuon, the problem of lower en-wouldn'tworkforS1800pcrcour.;.e. posa u on". $.'11 •
"I don't antaeip:uc a change an rollment and high aurition rates and I wouldn't recommend the idC3
c~ siu.s· n resull of lht elimi-could be A.llc"·iated w anyone.-he added.
nation of~ adJunct faculty, ~id Both Salt and Schloming pre~ SchJoming added that adjunct
tandel. diet t.h3t the College will hire ad-facult)' w•th no safe proJected fu-
Monday
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KLC TOP :D l'UNES
A ~~ .nd ''"'"AN rm..1 CD.l.!l14GWil ot \ht KLC
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bna1wt IWU d1 ~ bM\ t..ta
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t'-'l uliar l'-.c fr\13 U~;D
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p!ari=r lhe A • 8 ,... .. 1011 •Ulft
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lJICI-6~ JE.'\Mn:R S.'\AJISJQ
Tbe ""' llf 11ak Hour .. .,41 u, .... 'IV Man, Mltrow
fC,o faT .. ""' !La•• I.e opm ~ m~:~d Won J04/IT hnill t.lla
cut cmt.o tho C~ Pla1U1 \M
b.-\ ot~. flO'•, .,., udiiiCYt,
pl~~a all the. MW m ua.!c U talr,. I LD
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& .BOB P&\aSOS
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llam·lpm KATHL.£EN
F.UCS'n:R
We now Jnt.trnapt 11»-
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6. TORJDJXON
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aew clualc rack, plu. prt
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fEBRUARY 15, 1 elter ~
Eum:,R
We are responds
and CBtlOI
(Feb 8) 1
shcllerunJ
111·JJ i~ :~bou t our
swdtJ'lts create
on campus, 01
n~llil ·ly daspl
ThttC main probl
~in the
are: that we
1 sheller, that LC
~the resource
and that we 001
a "token pobu
to raise cot
wng up a "pctuna
we !.hank you fo
:$1JOI'IS, bcca USC tl1
titv\'-mostfro
hence, wt
to provide it.
does not u
c:~nlynot
and there is ~
M·l~ul iz.ed; dor
tuden
To THE EorroJt
I am wntin
repnhng harass
db necessary lO
of tbe issue and
published as a
from the LC S
m.etr\',_
me.nt
from an,
basitor
color,~
Sexualb
andCl
Prorub·
Prohibi
ll&IUle.
limilod
.vc:rt..~ :
The policy
membernto be
insure that
ment. .. Also a~ ~
tn closing,
J~Sl\O'SON
Jtr.-..lOR
M'D MANY fYft
1199 assist
...CWIJ
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ve an
range
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L elter Group answers criticisms of homeless proposal
F.orroR: The Log pomts out la.~t I.Crm'" ume}Obs 10 au.cnd, hool 10 attend, Would the families we could a1 SISt
We art. responding to the l .og connict over where (nOL) to put and m.nny have cnrs. con~der our crton.c; token? Will
and cartoon from last media n~ an CJtample of the space In a meetmg we had thts lh1c: propo~ mise consciousnesc;?
's (Feb 8} paper: ~tied crunch That ~~•dent Mooney wockcnd,lhcRev Dr FrnnkShtelds It already has.
..ne~.e<:ssncltcr unrt~ls suc The ruvc~ hL\ doctston LO put mcdta (who t\ a homele consultant, 3C· We hope thnt the editors of the
· is about our proposal that in the bJ.Sement of Copeland after tivist, and whose church in South-Log c3Jl become conscious or l.hcir
wdents create a 60 to 90 day slUdcnl objection. 1\owever, is a east runs a family sheh.er), stated objcctifiCJttion of people 10 ow
on cnmpus. or posstbly orr. fundamenl81 example of how we Lhal. "Families don't want to be Pot\.land communiLy . Their por-
~pororily dtsplaced families swdcnucan exen \00\C control over downtown. They're hidang out in myaJ of "the homeless" as 11 ingu·
Thtre main problems po~ for Lhe u~ or our college's facilities. the neighborhoods ." Keeping Jar category of helpless, urban -<:en·
popolial in the editorial and LC nests atop t.crcd tndtvadu·
lulr1 are: that we hnvc no space Palatine Hill and i!' re· a1s who hide in
· sheller. that LC is LOO far away moved from wtut d s- the dart. shows
lht the resources that families placed families ne!d their own pre-
and that we could be makang access to? Fi~• of all, We hope that the editors of conception .
a ''token pohucal cffon de wtuu a displaced frun- Their viJw.J de·
to raise con~;ciousness." •ty nud.s lS sare place the Log can become conscious pica ion or
lain& up a "petting 100"). to <:Jeep. Such arc nOl oif their obiectification home 1 e s s
We thank you for ratstng these wtdcly available. J people as lOO
~(JlS, because lhc ftMttwoarc Accordmg to Jill of people in our animals (Ob·
frequcntlyposcd Bills, d1rector of [ jcclS) ts dehu·
,wtn2 arc our response.~. and Housmg and UtilitJes port and community. maniling, both
Will conclude by posmg a few for Human SolutJons. to homeles
csuon~ for the LC commumty Inc • East Multnomlh people and to
tsthcre no room on campus for wtll be able to provtct" themselves .
'ICitea We po. e thts qucsuon to housmg for only 35 to 0 u r
entirt LC commumty Our 40percentofthe l,IOOfamilic.._ c:ahat homelessperson.soULofdowntown viewoflhecampuscommunitydoes
does have a senous space wtU need shelter lhis winter. And isalsolhecityofPonbncfsagcnda: notn:ifyswdernsasap:u.hetic. There
· hence. we wtU have to mostPonlandshelt.etsareopenonly riveyearsa.golheCttycreatcda 12 is an amazing umount of social
to provide it. A transtuonal for the wmter. pomt plan for homelessncss. Pan service and activism here,
does not t.ake up much Second,notaJihomelcssfami- of lhis plan is to bring homeless OSPIRG's hunger and homeless
cerwnly not more Lhan two lies are from downtown Portland, person_c; and services out of down· group has had 60 people n1 it•s
and there is space wh•ch ts nor are they tied to bemg m or close toWn and intosurroundingcommu- meetings. LC studenl'i, staff, and
~-tJU hl.ecJ: donn basements. to downtown FamLIJes mall places. nities. alums are a strong presence in the
R~tuy Nad even classrooms (at includmg the suburbs, are losmg Ate we making a ''token politi-community com balling
Lhea homes. They often have full-cal effon to r.me consciousness"? homeles.m~c; . We have three umes as many
.. tudents working on l.his proposal
a.c; there were swdcnlS who c.re:ut.d
the st\eher (which ts m student
hou.c;mg) at Warner Pacific College
'" S.E. Penland. Students lhere
started the BetbJchem Inn shelter
tow years ago, and it has bow op.
eraungalmost contmoously for four
years
Should we cntJcv.e Otii'Seh-es
for bcing "high atop Palaune Hill,"
or should we criticiu l.he fact Lhal
we lh~ speak, and consauct our­
selves thiS way? Are we ptoposing
to bring l.hc homeless sr<>blem ··10
LC""?, or are we implying lhallhts
college campus (and every socially
conscious organiza.lion) can be a
site for working on lhi.c; politicaJ
rrobiCill?
Whar wearedoingi..screatinga
democrauc, flexible. open-ended
movement designed to see ifl.heLC
communtly can. and would WUJ1I to
help real people who have cncOWl·
tacd real, painful problems.
We meet Tuesday and Thurs­
day mornings in the Tradroom at
7:45 a.m. One can also leave mes­
sages. commenLS, criticism wilh
Deanna B:u., Ch3pel Receptionist..
a1 x7085 or x7083.
A.-..-ov TARR.. A.'-'0
STUlJE.".,"TS n-.,'VOLVEO wrrH nr£ FAM·
IL Y SHELTER PR:Of'OSAL.
tudent offers relllinder KLC acknovvledges contributions
\.&U.Io Harrasment is community concern
To nm EorroR.
I am wnung on behalf of many based on my conversations
reganhng harassment wil.htn the LewiS and Clartcommuruty. 1 fed
u ~necessary to remind studcn&s, faculty. and staff of l.he senousness
of lbe is~ue and am requesung that the anti-harassment policy be
published as a remmder to everyone. The following is an excerpt
rrom the LC Swdent Handbook pages 32 to 34.
Lewis and Clark opp<»ee t:Yery kind or practice th.al O~tl
ecldcmic freedom orinl.etf'eres with the ri&}uof aD Qllnmurul:)'
m.embeuto a profes.stonalacacSemit and working envuon­
menl. Collc:sc: policy is to nwntain m envuoument free
from any Conn of harusment. includin& h.vassmeru on the
bas" 0 r a tJCl'SOIU SCA, scxualorientaJJOn, nwltlhtahJS , raco,
color, rdigion. ntl.ion.al origin, handicap, or ~etcr1n 5WUI.
Sexual twusment violat~ the law and the potieie.s of LewiJ
and Clark CoUegc.
Prohabitcd CondUCt
Prohibited ~ucl may be verbal. visual, or physical in
lllt\W. tn this policy, hara.ssma\L may include. but is oot
bmtted 10:
• Verbal harassment or abule;
-Pressure for eexullectivity;
-inappropriate'* of stercol)'pCS:
-inappoptiatc rem•b about dolhJna. body, or sexual e-
li If i ties;
·inapplopiate Of UDWIDcM toud\ina and~
·leain& or oalin& " anoclu:r'a body;
·tcekina auua.l favon ~«:compcnied by implied ot overt
tluuu ooncemin& one'• job. pedes. Sea« o! reconuncn·
dation, ecc.;
•ph)'Jical USilllt.;
·retaliation ~ or tho rep:cion or lellual overmru;
·annlina edvanaqes in rdW'n for soaual ravon;
The policy ~on to outline Lhe responslbilil)l of the community
tnembers to be aware of the behavior of themselves utd "attempt to
insure that others under their direction are DOl involved in harass·
mtnL" AJsoincludedarealistoffonnalandinformaloptionsfortbe
hara.ued
ln closing, be aware of your behavior. We are waaching you.
I~ SIMPSON
]UN! OJ<
A.'\1> MANY on«!RS
5, 1 To l1iE Eom>R:
On behalfofKLC,I would like
to acknowledge and thnnk ASLC.
t.he Swdcnt Commurucations BOQid,
and the Adnurustrallon for conoib­
utJng a tom.l of $6,800 towards
Kl..C'~ equipment fund.
This contribution, plus ap­
proximately S2.500 or KLC's own budge!.. is already being used to
purchase badly needed new equip­
menL The bulk of l.hi mone)' will
cover the c~ of two on·air con­
soles 10 replace the two which we
have now. both of which are dan­
gerously near LOUl coUapse.
Without the financial hSi~
we have recejved, renovation of l.his magnitude would be impos-­
sible.
Once again, I am deeply
grat.eful for so much suppor-... and
KLC will benefit greatl)' from this
generosity for man)· yean to come.
DANA Mc:L.w;s
CE.'\'ERAL MANACF..R, KLC
sYCREC VFERMAN nights.Andlhe)·probabl)'knc\\ the Poury ~one Dog Whose Name
So here's my valentine. passu guy who decided to 18ke a penta-You Don't Know But Coo~dn't
around oby? Sony if you were gram and call it a sur, five points Pronounce Allyway II You Dtd.
hoptng fer sometlring walh hearts and all. I can see Professor Heart r·~ glad ~Je over here are
on il' a letter WlU have to do. Oh, J ruslung mto Dr. Sw'sprivate labo-ar least tnvestlng m &ove and char-
decided noc to send any of that ramry: ••AI last.! Art auracttve. mar· i~. What if there was a ~et for
chalky, purpl~ hean·shaped candy kerable hemt-shapc t.hat.doesn 't led sptle and genentcona:mpl. I dh81e
with the cute liuJe to .thmt what they
messages . You m1ght do to a
know, t.he ones Lhat
say. "Be Mine," or
.. I'm Yours," or
.. Keep Your Fillhy
Hands Off. You
Cl\au vanisl· Pig I'd hate to think what they might
do to a spleen to make it spiffy ,and
marketable .. ~ IDmake il
spiffy and mar­
Ruble. I Spleen
Mondays . I
Spleen YourBuu­
UglyPoutySlnck­
Up Exotic Dog. J
Spleen Hean. Fa.scisL • Someone
told me you got so
much candy Cor
Chrisunas lhat you
took it our. garbage bags Cull, and
buried it in Lhe sand. Well.I'Uspare
you lhi.s time. You wouldn't want
100se li ttlc bearCs. utyway. 'Ibey
tiSI.e like paste.
Would somcooe cell me who
came up with those heart shapes.
anyway? Come on. I can't think of
any inrcmal organ t.hal looks as cute
and perfect as those candies. Who­
ever il was. 1'11 bet they grew up
wearing teddy bearswea&Sitirts and
sang in t.he church choir on Friday anylhing l&e t.he real one! .. he cries.
"Sweatshirts! Stickers! Greeting
cris! Maybe t.he NF1.. will bare!"
"Stay away from Dallas," Dr. Star
mwnbles. '-rbe Cowboysare mi.ne."
Prof. Hean swe made a tiDing
in bumper stickers. They're perfect
for that Si«W someone who has it r
all. They go lite wildfire bcca~
they make people fed good. they
give them a sense of identity. per·
verse as it may be. I Heart New
Ycrt. l Heart Fistung. I Hean My But enough
about internal~­
gans already. You lcnow btu.er Lhan
anyooe these days what a real bean
is like. How it acttlenaes. pumps
fear, feeds your imagi.rwion and
your spleen, and how loud it can be.
lt's not symmetrical or Jnuy or
very martecable. is it? I hope .)'OU
oeverbave rosett.he blood at pumps.
But mine's pumping for :you Ibis
Valentine's. So go find thai gar­
bage bag and dig OUl some surplus
candy, if it hasn't mellrd yea. And
signlhis VaiCII'"' .. Missing You."' -Define student role in tenure process
When the: L.ewas and Ciarlo; ,tudent ~y f~nally got wmd of Jut year's
denials of tcn~n 10 twa faculty, the rcvtc~ proccu wu a.ll but cornplclod
Rumors 'J)&wn from informal claul'OOm da~aw•ion and word ot m~th have
~n Oymg around tllc carnpu..' about tllc lniiJal re.ulu o( of thtJ year s ten~
. • ws Wluk the Pf r. \ ll not yet endrd. 11 hu alre.ady fi'OgrcPod bcyon
~; ;,,n~ that · rudcnt input could have an) noticeable cllecl. ~c ~rudcntl mus~
be lept informed an the tenure rcvie" proce.u and must have • dtJUil':t. cohcn:n
role in the procedure. C ·
The ptocC$$U 11 no"' st~ is completely internal. The Faculty omnut
~an Promotion and Tenure review the candidates (who6e names.are never
off'acially announa:d), t.allcys ~nd studies tht 700+ student ~aluwon fomu
hom the c.ndidates' au. yc.ars' wonh or coune.s. and makes tl$ rcc:ommenda ­
. ,,. ft.-'"'--• for AC4demic AITI.lf\ Susan Resncck Pan then makes her lion. 10e rn::uu .... u • _a d -·' l$
mdabon. lf neccn&r), an appeal• board •~ fonncu 11'1 11uu.CS '
=c:ndation . t that poi.nt. President Michael M.ooney makes the fmal
deciSion. which for the first lime is officially made pubhc. Wath all the ~ecy
m tlle poocs,, it is little wonder tlle Jtudcnu a.m feehng d!~powercd.
Not only ve the ~tud.enu not infonned or the ptoce.s, t.hea rote m the
proccldure u ~mbiguouc St.ncc the f•euhy rC\'Itw board re.ts al least 700
srudentf:'·aluationfonns for each candidate, it u unprobable thatanytlun~ more
than 1 gc:neral''tn:nd'' b-nobctd in \tudcnt responses . Student$ are uwlled 10
submat letters of evaluabon 10 the ~:omrnttlCc, although 41 what pomt those
Jenen 11e n:queJI.IId i.s nCJtho Jaycd outm the procedure nor annount;OO to the
~rudentt .
By gn·ing the 51\Xknt.\ a role tn the procedure. the secrecy of the p1occ~
would be neccs~Jy prevented while the ambiguary of student voace would be
clarified. The tenure review process should include 1 proccdun: whereby the
canclidatc submiLS a lilt or sh srudenu. who li1'C ~Uk.cd by the FCPT to wn~ •
review of the candidate. Not only would that aU ow the studen~ to be on th~ ~de
of the rationalizer in.'l.coid of the rationale, it would ~ccurc 1 ~tudcnt role m the
poccdure q:, that when tho decisions ate announced tn Ma.rch ll would not a> me
a.\ a tol&l shock 10 • poY.ttless student body.
AU leucr and opmion pteces must be submiucd b)' 10 p m Monday
evening. They should be typed, preferably on a disk_ (wh1ch tSn't hard
to do on this campus) accompanied by a hard copy Da\ks can be packed
up in lhe Log office on Tuesday naght or Wednc.~y morning. l.eu.crs
should be under 500word5, af not, we re..liei'Ve the right to cut them to lhat
length
The Log te<,en~es me righltO edit o;ubml~s tons for length. grotnmnr,
or libdous sr.atements We also w:ervc the nghtto hold paece.s tf space
hmllauons an~
Submis .~ions must contain th( author's name and phone number in
CU..Iie the need for such editing nris '
Finally, the opinions upres.~ on these pages arc those of lhe
writers and not necessarily of lhc Pionur Log sUiff or or Lew1s and
Clan.: College. "111AT ~ Nor >6vJ?~
~HIS I.S >flc)k GvN.
I
"We give good IUlj"
-At Pio Log
"1 make most of my decistons based on aesthetics . If my room isn't clean, I don't
P, u .
"But where's the reality?"
-Economics professor during class~~:
.. He was dipped in patchoub as a child "
-a student concemmg a devout "h
Creating a PC Game Room
Finally, there's an issue on
aunpus that has stirred everybody
enough to become involved.
Mtmbcrs of the LewLc; and Clarl.:
community ~ linang up to be on
lhc video game ~locuon commit·
LOC.
A truly balanced commtttcc: ha\
bocn selected with re~'iCnUWve
of almost all cwnpus groups in or­
der to pick JUlllles with Lewis and
Cl.arl: tudcnts · be.c:t inLetC"lS at
heart. The LC Peace Coahtion,
OSPIRG, lhe lA symp<))1um com­
miuceandthegendetcommiueeall
have delegates on lhe video game
selection committee. 1be following
•sa f~etion.a.J excerpt (because some
:schmuck might believe this) or the
meeting's manutcs.
'i'he mceung was caUed to
c:Jrderby Sandj Bou.cmilleratCAaclly
4:09p.m. on Friday. Feb. I. 1991.
"'I wam Lo thank you all for
your interest in this venture. 1 know
tll.'lt wtlh your input the LC com­
munity will have a fair sclcc Lion ol
gnmcslhat wiUsuiltheirintt~ts .l
know you're all ~cited so let's
begin.· .she said.
.. 'I'd like to SUU1 ofT by saying
lhat we can only have video games m our game room,' she cont.mued
'We don '1 have the money to pay
~meone to monitor games whtch
need to be monHorod such as pool,
pjng pong or tur hockey We need
to have games lhat do not need to be
momtored such as video games or
ptnbaU.'
"'Pinball!' cried the Gender
delegate 'No wayJ Have you seen
the way womCII are portrayed on
those machin . They're merely
objctts wath big breasts. And might
I add that thctr brcasL~ look e.x­
trcmely similar 10 the ball that's
being smacked around. No way
will we allow the encourngemc nt of
that bchavtor 10 go on!'
"'Ok, ·moderated Boucrnallcr ,
'No pinball. Video games. then.
We have a ~ugge .. •;t..ion forTETRIS .'
"' Aftcrwhat'\happcnmg Ln lhe
Balti c.,·~· S<ud the lA delegate 'No.
No. We cannot allow lhe Sov1ets
get away wtm 'uch brut.ahty. Even
if Bush won 'tarn pose li.Uilcuons, we
CWl. 1 won't allow th1s school to
purcha .. ~ uny game thut has to do
even remotely with that country.
NoTETRIS.'
'"Whale we're on the c;ubject,
we at the LCPC have a SLilt.cment we'd like to make about vtolent,
war-type Vldeo game.~ "We be
lieve that the gulf war as a direct
re.~ult of the vtolem vtdoo game,
!.hat have been so prevalent over the
past 10 years We demand that
Lewis and Clnrk be made a sanc­
tuary from such v•deo games so that
peace-m•nded people can relax in
our recreauonal area and not be
disturbed by me VIOlent 8ClJVJty
whach surround slL~. ll'sbooenough
that we have 10 see Nmtendo hke
gmphacs at home on the news. We
wantlO have a place lhnt we c,an go
to relax and be peaceful wtthout
game'i where anythang shoots,
bombs, maams. destroys, or engages
m physical abu.o;e wath an ytlung else.
Thank you, lhe LC Peace Coah­
uon."'
'"And we can't have any dnv.
mg game.,,· ~.ud the OSPIRG del
egate. 'They promote Wlsafe dnv
mg and n poor energy pohcy We
att a learning institution and we
ffilL'Itlc:arn IOactrc.,pon<tibly m yea.r:.
to come. Also, we can't have any
game..\ Ouu huvc littJe paeces thnt
may fall orr. We can '1 aJiow any­
body to choke on stray pious.'
'"All right,' s•ud Bouemiller, writing funously, 'No TETRlS, no
war games, no driving games.
What's left? Pac-Man?'
• Arc you kidding?' shouted the
Gender represemativ e. 'Ttuu' s the
worst! We wall not allow any games
that promote the use of the word
"man" as the word for ''being." We
won't aJiow tt.'
'How about Ms. Pac-Man?'
nsked some urudentificd person.
'That's even worse! That uUc
shows pos.sess1on of a woman by a
man Ms. Pac-Man. No, we won't
aJJow that.'
"'Ok No vaolent game.c; No
ptnball No driving games. And no
Pac Man What's left?'
"'Froggcr?' asked the lA del·
egate.
'"No. Remember the problem
w1th the goldfish last year? Froggcc
would be I 0 limes worse. Can't do
It,· s.Wd Bott.em•ller .
"'What was the problem? l'm
<1 first year student.' asked the lA
delcgut.e
'"Well, last yec.tr, dunng the
Mr. LC conrc.'t one of the contc.'
tams ute a Jive goldftsh & h1s talent,·
said Boucmillcr .
'"It was gross.· sa ad the OSPTRG delegate
'"It wru.; typJcaJiy mocho.'
the gender delegate.
"'Sounds really umnc
agreed lhe LCPC delegate.
"'Back on the subJect,'
Bou.orniller, 'We have no
What kmd of games can we
"'What about pong?' ·
OSPJRG delegat.e. 'h d~c:n
mOLe any gender stereotypes.
nonvtolenL And ll doe.c;n 't
a poor energy pohcy.'
'"Yeah,· swd the I.A. ~~~
'Breakout would be good toO.
symbolues the whole struggk
Eastern Europe culmmuung in
breakdown of the Berlin Wall
ltkcaL'
'"So we agree on Pong
Breakout?' asked Boucmtllcr .
• '"Sounds good 10 me,' .)<IIU
gender delegate.
'"Pine,' said the LCPC
eg.atc
'"Good.· said Bot
smaling. 'I'll put man order fa
Pong and Breakout game'
row'
"Meeting Adjourned at 4
p.m." Over the lost l
artC(J collecting
ngs on CD. I
Stan Gett,
~tuCO)Davas .. And
a loL. 1 do noL
~~ave a solid like f
10 school 1
c:kauing 1
''""~ ing the Sel
~1me.<~ 1 hum '1
day long. And ~
:annot muster lhe
1 should have
It's ume
IIIW·--a J8U. cat.
AU my heroeS I
Donald Be
Mach n, Ch1
11m SCI f UnlO J Of
~of lhe !
1 Even Jen
those J3ll pia
is where
ex)Xlnd~ and l
Wmonn was,
ai1•no her own r
nwn car on Lo
uuu\1 Campi
uncxplamed 1
101t1tltl "If Valenti!
Jove, .. she tht
come l tune
Tt"hycan't I stop thl
~nen 1 really oug
aoout peace ans~
Ju~;t then W11
-brother· II
-Ale you all nghl
't see you Stai
''Oh."he~dt
tnow Youshould
JO\er • Say. ts thai
4twmg? ..
"Why so glu
llx>ught you were
after love," Wtn~
"Not anymo
"My lover left me
met at the Nudists
He~dbec ouldn •
I wasn't a vegetal]
l!'a~er acrobtcs."
··v alenline •
Wmona syrnpath1
After Wmonl
parking place in a
up wuh herr a.llhto~
llSpcrtlla, who
Qbcd m cnucal
"Say, Wm," she i
ever nouce how
Symbol looks lik
UlStgnta? Do YOl
conncxuon here71
this don't just hat
"Uh-huh," "j
"Which w
have,'' Jasperq
Mercedes Benz
''I think
for me," mourne(
want True Love.
"Actually,
JaspereJJa, "On
True Love and
YlnuaJJy lOCO '"'"'i
PtJmUARY 15, 1 s ses
llC.
ucct,'
no Over the lost year or two I've
collccung class1c JDI' re
on CD Nothmg too ob­
Stan Gev, Charlie Parker,
Oavts And whlJe 1 hlce these
8 lot. I do not love them But
~~vl! a solid like for them; On my
to school 1 someumcs find
~ysctf skautng one out whalsl.
the Sellwood bndge
meu1mesl hum ''Ntghun Tun1c;1a"
tby long. And yet, despite all, t
"'"'K" mu.'ner the pas.~>ton wh1ch I
1 should have. After all, I'm m
It's tame to be a J8.1.Z hs·
ner--ajaa cat.
All my heroes like JUZZ: Woody
, Donald Barthelme , Spanal
Mach 11, Chuck D (likenmg
If unto John Coltrane as
rt.otners of the same lcand-one
tnm<l.") Fven Jerry Baum lakes to
those ja/J platters that matter
as where your conscaous­
expands and you explore your
Wtnona was JUSt situng there
her own mind. dnvang her
n car on Love & Chanty
:rgniDllc Campus and pondcnng
unexptamed mysteries of the
1'4.Wtll "If Valenuno's day lS a day
love," she thought 1.0 herself,
r·~~nw come I hate also much? And
'tl slOp thinking about love
~ntll I ~lly ought to be thmk.tng
100ut peace m stead?"
Just then Winona ran mto her
.~ ... -~. , .. .., brother-an law Burlanger
Are you all nght?" she a.c;ked. "I
·nv~n ·• see you standmg there "
''Oh .. he scud gloomaly ''I don't
mow You should have JUSt run me
Say, as that an F-<Jscl you're
"Why so glum, Burhnger? I
you were m happily-ever­
liter love," Winona quened
"Not anymore," he sobbed,
,~ .... lover left me for some guy he
at the Nudists for Peace Parnde
Hec;rud hecouldn 'tlove me bec.au~
l wasn • t a vegcl.allan and I don't do
Wiler acmbacs. •·
''Valcnune's Day suck~."
Winona sympathued
After WinOfUl finally found a
JXlrlcing place an o fare lane, \he met
~wuh her f ashton COR!iultant friend
Jaspcrella, who was deeply ab
50rbed an cnucat fashton research
"Say, Wtn," she anqutred, "Otd you
ever nottce how much the Peace
Symbol looks bke a Mercedes Benz
tnstgnaa? Do you thmk there's a
connecuon here? I mcan,things hkc
this don't ju.c:t happen."
''Uh· huh," Wmona srud.
"Whach would you rather
have," J asporclln asked. "A
Mercedes Bc01 or World Peace?"
"1 thmk both are out of rc.dCh
fo, me." mourned Winona, "t only
want True Love ...
''Actually, Wan," remarked
Jaspcrcua. "On the fash1on front,
lruc Love and World Peate are
VlnuaJly a~ntical . Both require bold
f't:JmuARY 15, 1991 Step in file, Dance in line
potenual as a hvtng, creat.Jve anda
vidual, and you expcnmenL wath
dopey hru.r styles, and that mean ~
you also beuer stan to hke JtlU.
I think lhe problem as l.hnt 1
hsten too casu-
ally l put at on
and swdy,ortalk, of her life'!. tragtc course, herLortu·
ous heroin oddicuon,and her lonely,
beauuful liOul In the ngc of the
~undb1tc and MTV. we can li.sten
lDJaly Wlten we always have mu-tng, and neither eating nor \molung
nor drinkmg ConcentmiC every
thing you can tnto your heanng 311d
into your body. You won't heur 1t
nicely. If it huns you. be glad of it.
Mncaras
you wilt
or cook dinner I
pu1.1t on atld hum
along It has 00.
come aural furru­
ture-as decora-Good music deserves a more active
listening than we usually give it. ever gel,
you are
in'lide the
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not only
in~ide it,
you are
iL" This nCJJ<J of music. from aJI bark-no
btiC .. well-marketed proJCCLS With
httJe to offer as far as new musical
ideas. In high schooJ,l thought I'd
found refuge in Lhose strange
grumpy English band.~ whose inac­
cessibility l mistook forucqnional
talcnL But then it bec.ameclear th3t
lhe.se bands were quite simit.v to
the other bands l'd troded them for.
Aft.u all. many college stations od·
hen: 10 alternative playlistS. I 'WtlS
~till being told what to Its ten to. So
now llllm to ja/J. an hopes' of hearing
somcthing~''ng. Butt remain,
suJJ, unsure exactly how to listen to
jaa l'm paying my dues: hanging
out at the Hobbit. asking my jaa ..
h.mmng friends lou of qucsuons.
I'm wattang for a ja1..z Epiphany­
chills down my spane or a fit of
weeping. Unulthen I will/ik~ ja/..7.,
but I won't be a J:ll-Z cat. l just
haven't evolved into that period of
my life yel tive as K.Jirnpt, as
pleasantly cyna­
calasaQjn.sbergpoem . Whatcould
be more out of t.ouch with the sp1n1
of the work? Listening to Billie
Hobday, It as too easy to ncx really
hear hervotce. I hear the simplic1ty
of the melody and the Iynes, full of
tawdry puns and lines that were
new and romanuc to our grandpar­
ents. It's harder to hst.cn towhatshe
1s pouring mto the song. a creauon
fashion statements such as cross
dressmg Spnng pastel Ooral pnms
wJth plaids in deep Winter colors,
ridjng b1cycles, and gtving last
ytill''s fashtons to chanty.''
''That is preuybold," admtu~
Winona.
'1'hcreareeven those thatclaim
one leads lO the other." Jaspcrcllo
wh.aspered confidcnually .
"Floral pnnts lead to pla1ds1"
WLnona quesuoned
''No. no, Win," swd an eus·
peratedJaspcrella. 'I rue Love leads
to World Peace."
Later that ~me day, Winonu
found herself stanng deeply into
her all-too apatheucaJiy empty
matlbox.
"Not even any Junk mail for
Valenunes," she saghed
"Oh, VaJenunes are aU JUnk
anyway," procwmed her second­
best friend Ortis. "True Love ts JUSt
a bourgeois soctal consll\Jot de·
stgned to disuact the people from
the pursuitofWorld Peace and bcu.er
TV progrommmg ."
"I see." Winona observed, "So
you're saying you won't be sendmg
me any flowers tius Thur'iday"
"Certrunly not,.. he replied,
"I'm agrun'>t cruelty to plants. Say.
Wm, what's yourl,(}xuaJ pcrilWSIOn
anyway?"
"Actually, I don't thmk I'm
very sexually persuasive at all, ..
W 1nona remarked dejeCtedly as she
closed her mrulbox door.
"Just because you dadn't get a
card today, doesn't mean that~
body Jove.~ you," Ort.ts s.rud
"Oh. yc.sudoes!" cncdEulalia ,
Winona· s tt\le friend and confidant,
as she bunit in on the \Cenc "h does
because the uncApressoo emotion
does not extc;tl"
"You're so undcr:-.tanding,
Eulalaa," Winona mutt.Cred.
"Really, Eulahu." intoned
Ortis. "l thought you loved happy
ending..\." SIC, then mu~JC becomes notsc.
James Agee, in ut Us Now
Proi.'it Famous Mtn, writes about
hstcnmg tO Beethoven, although the
same can be saad of JBV.: 'I urn tl on
as loud as you can get it Then get
down on the noor and Jam your ear
as close mto the loudspeaker as you
can get 1l and stay there, brcalhing
as hghlly ~ pos tbJe, and ncx mov-
"Read my T-shtn, .. Eatlaha de.
rrwndcd, "Now I ju~ crave world
peace, whether u makes anyone
hnppy or not."
All of a sudden a marching
band led by Sebastian, the dog,
marched mto the mnilroom playing IS not to say that we !lhould writhe
along m appreciative agony ev~
ume we pop a tape mto the c.it
stereo. And dcspicc my best ant.cn­
tions. J doubt I could ever become
the Oul from lpancnw. But good
muSic deo;ervcs u more active lis·
lcnmg than we urually give 1t.
t wunt to be rescued by jao~
I'm trying to escape from the busi-
"When the Sainu: Go Marthing In"
in doubletame . Sebastian lumbered
over to Wmona and dropped a Vat­
enune card al her feet.
"What doe~ it say. Win?"
Eulalia asked.
''I can't u:u:· Wmona com· plained, "Jt's signed 'from God,'
but Sebastian's slobber blumd the
message.··
"WeU. tl may not be a g~eat
Valentine, but tt's the thought that
counts ... Onis said.
"If only we knew wtwt the
thought WdS," sighed Winona.
Sebastian tells all
Hi, I'm back. The customs
agcnb wouldn't let me on the plane.
They <i.Wd word has ll that the DRAFT
will sun w1thtn the next three
months. "Uncle Sam will need ev­
ery available 'bulletcau:her' hec;an
get hto.; hands on," they ~d. "Be­
sadc.s your airline hns gone bank·
rupl due to the rismg cost or fuel.
Blame il on Saddam." they swd.
J tool a mo­
ment to marvel at
lhctr short term gone? Sebastian, the dog, tello; me
th.lt the graveyutd has been tom
down ngrun He belicv~ that the
people who tear them down are just
re-acting to the angerinsidcofthc:m
Sebastian ~ys tJuu he think.\ thas
anger ts birthed by a loss of control.
The fat.cs of the young of America
are 10 the hand.,. of Dick Cheney and
George Bu-.h. Not only does the Mo,·ernent has kept my actions re­
sponsible. Aclions such a.~ continu­
ally teanng down igns for peace
rallies and dcsaoying the Grove-­
yard every Saturday night are not
consuucuvc and serve to galvanize
the studentS against the war.
This weekend there will be an·
other chance for the LC community
to tagc, en mass.
their opposition to
memory. As I re­
member. JUSt be­
fore the war lhc:re
was an an­
nounccmentfrom
OPEC. Some­
thing to the wne
of ncedm g to raise
oil pnce-. A his-Continually tearing down sigJZs
for peace rallies and destroying tlze
Graveyard seroe to galvanize the
students against tlze war. the wnr. Y~ on
Siturday Feb. 16,
the one month an­
niversary of the
allied offensive.
Lhele wdt be an aU
Oregon peace
rally. It ..,.. ill SW1
at noon ar Pioneer
toric moment m
OPEC'scontmwngquesuocontrol
t.hc od mnrkel Haven't heard much
from OPEC stnce August.
Boanko (name changed to hu­
mor the mnoc.enl), my anfocmant.
tells me thai not. only does George
Buc;h stand to make mtllions from
n.o;;ing oil prices, but the Clliled gov·
cmmcnt or Kuwait is still pulling
downS ISO million a day in prolits
from 1ts mvesuncnts in oil around
the world.
So whal happened while I was draft seem imminent, but other
people our age. some we know. are
dymg in the de..~rt .
So ... Scba~tian and J have a few
sugge'itaons on how to work out this
anger. Do put up your own signs.
Do hold your own meetings. Do
organize yoW' o..-; n rallies. Do bring
s-peakers wath your potnt of view to
campus. Thi5 has worked ror us.
Although the anger 1 have about
the war has grown v.•ath evc.ryday, l
feel that my activity in the ~ Courthou e
Square. LcwLSand
Clark students are leaving from
Templeton 111 10 a.m. (so get there
early) to march to lhe mlly. The
march wiU show :tn unwillingness
to waste gao;; on a day with su~h
meaning. The LC march to the fli'Sl
rally had around 20 studcnl'i, who
braved the rain and we~ rewarded
with plentiful fun and excrc.tSe. I
would mtlly love &o see lOO+ stu·
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a\'e me tn life and you offer me bol.h. Ctndy U\: Om1soshl Oonllal Ug. Ug,
U~l Gue.~ who? Four 'Nolu I love you gu)'l. you malce
my heart Q'f\ilc -The Debutante
Think \'OU. A big hug todll) and aJ.
\\ ays. Love:.. Helllh-R Tn Marika:
He~ Rm 20111 'You are l.he best bud in
the~ v.uld. Happy \ -day. Lu,· .>a.
Pc:bbks Words Cannnt cxpu:ss
\our hght and C'.enllenes.s
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A) Guy· \ ou. me and the fiddlcpicl.lc.
Fo~,-cr, Snotbitc.h. 1 ,t4Jld astdt. tmprc:..~
FR B.D.
He,> girts or Manz.amtal Don't forget
vour~ i'Wcetbclru . Doona. Orc:tch,
Toy. ln,n K.va. Kn.~ \' al, Emt. Kalci,
Wendy, Stwmon. Penny ct Karia:nn.
H&f'IP) V -day. Aaron, yes.. )"OU are suy enough to
po~ for me Your place or mine?
To Moss Shall we twnble? Pr. A
Rollins Stone.
Midnight Naked Baling!
Shaun-Hov. about our own private
,Jurnbcr part}? AleA. We never got to see you in your
jammies. Love.. your fa\'Otile house·
hold appliance.~ . Alell BurtOn-Your hot bod ildri,·ing
me v.ildlll Woo Woo.
Man Hud~ You are one IU!'CIOUS
blbei-M,.
To all LheLos people. I'D rn.i5<~ you and
all the great tim~ Have a &real rest of
the year wiLhout me. Love:., Deb
SpeciaiA.sentOaleCoopcr Whydon t
you come <Wer and chad out my Twm
Peaks'? Sarleu
To Brc:n P: You llemy best friend and
pal lloveyounowandalv.ay Sc. Here's
to chasing sunsets md bubbles forever.
Love:., Ugly.
Ju.~ say oo_.to Valentine's Day.
To Josh T and Doug M My muppet
movie buddies forever' I love you
cuys! We've found the rainbow con.
ncttionl Waa:a Waccal Big hug.
He&lhc:r.
To Holy (F.H.): You're weird. but I
love you. Why is it your hAir is mesS)
after 1 see you? Hee Hce Thanks foT
frie:nd.ship and scress release I Love
Heather (F. H.)
To Jo.hn F: My chooola1e buddyl I
love your hugs and support and your
beautiful smile! We'D be bland and
boring booajes forever! Love alway•
Healh·A.rT.
Eric Abbruzu.e
0 how you tease me
With your gentle .smile
And your umest style
You have a certain pusion
But my hope&. you smash them
Qu.cnch l.his fue of~
Be: my vak:ntine
The day may not be 50 cold, bur thoR
wann Valentine wiahea arc: the same u
the Xmu ones. HAPPY V ALEN­
TlNES DAY,COOLGUY ,
Dear Agnus. You &re the liJht of the
moon. IUld Lhe apple of my heart. Love
Monica, goddess of the red roou.
K1en1en and Michelle­
Roses are red
VioJeu arc blue
moldy potatoes
come t.c.k 10 haunt you
Chris H. Yo U'J manl Ham V.O.
Andhtte'5tothee.utcoUII Lm·e, The
blonde one.
PACf! 10 Scan SullivGl· In m)· dream one night
you~ my arm. your touch spoke
to me. and I fell in love wiLh you.
Wally l.hc: Wlmp-J want to be. Mally
and. lie m your acrong goniJa anns -
one of the girl~ II S1ory hour
My Nathan. "Into l.he sky we'll go ... at
won't be long before they nouce we're
a million m1les away " I love you!
Emasan.
Po~i~ You are so cool -Your se·
~~ Valenunc.
Andy-J love it when you ea1 salad
wil.h r1111Ch dressing and talk. It tight&
up my bec.k porch -M Roth.
DOD-not againll Oh weD. I can't
clunk of a benc:r valc:rtunc:. 1'han.U for
a lifetune of mc:rnones, lnd long live
lhe naked swunmersl Your evil friend.
Shc:rilyn. lC you're ouL there re.d1n&
Lhta.glvemeacall YouhaveunolDec .
31, 1991.
Aaron Rc:rnc:rnbet,l can do evcryttung
Audrey professes she can do, ruunely
tie cherry stc.ms into knots wiLh my
tongue. Lawie Honey Love Bunny
F-24: Advice for Lhe young- Your
mom is nol l.he kand of protecuon you
brina on a datel You guys are JWcet.
Staycoolll
Fausta. Just what makes Lhar hltle 'ol
ant. • Come here you little noodle!
English guys, Riviera in the rain. down.
h.iJI akain&. baguette and brie. and so
much more. Thanks for being Lherel
Love, Jeannie
To the latin hour OJ's: Quemnos Bailer
lalambadaoon Ucb. Hutanuesaaropt
incendia.. Con Amor, Dos Selloritas
Calientc.s.
Erie-Wool Check ou1 thoae mwclul
Happy V -day. Bim, bun. btm.zub, rob.
-sharon
TouJh JUY· Tough guy-Here's to
ping pongl (heart you I Love:. Punkin'
Tina NauJhton (wrnch) We have: a lot
to talk abouL Happy V -day. -shuon
(S-) Aaron -dtdn'l l.hmk I'd ttct one in
helfe? Surpn:r.el Love. Eileen
To: Holly & Shell1
Fr. A bulbous monkey
Msg: Pctm c.Jovcme.,mako mo~aml
C 20-You guys IJ"C! weird!
To Sarah and Natalie: Chocolate. beer,
mus1c. dancmg and laughtng. You're
both g1oovy, spilfy and neat-ohl Love,
sillinC$S. and a gtggle. HeaLher
MHM-If only you knew, how 1 feel
aboutyou Lifewouldbeswut .xuooo
your sccn:t adnun:r
Woo Woo Gabrielle Love Lhose
purple ught.d Signed. Your Valentme
I Jove my Ooor on B-20.
So very much Lhey have meant me.
Tho' I have Admiruxi.
We should be oomrruucd.
There's alwo.ys excitement aplenty!
Chamun
Erin .nd April. You women aro won·
dc:rfuL I can't tell you how much your
friendship rnc:ans to me I love you
both! M.M.
Duicts- You'U know when the nght
Mr No penonality comes alOJ\3 unul
you'U have to suffice with a fncnd bke
me. Your ex-roonue
TW.H. Corneb.lclcsoon, thobed'stoo
bigwathoutyou lrrussevc:rything . Your
Valentine Always, O.J H.
Emo-you hot love mactune When
you ll'C cl0$e J swell profusely around
the head and nedc area. You arc: the
bitda mlglltl -Oh baby
K-Bop: Have a great Valc:rttine's day
I hope you come my way soon. How
about that KailuL Love., Me
Man Daly: '1've been a rover .. but
once m a while along the way-love: • s
boen good to me. Mut me at my litter
boll a1 midnight
Oitmfra- Ma ch&c arrue Happy V
day (snon) -Sharon
To my beloved Jrd nerd easL l hAte
ya'U wtlh a passion . noll You're all
turkeys! J love ya'UI Happy hems day I
Aly Babba
To H. Teddy bear hugs from Me and
C.B J.C.
For your hard work both a.m ~ p.m.l
Be my valentine Lewu and Clark
swimmtngl Cood lucie the rcrna.mder
of the season.
Brian Friedman.
Although you don't lcn.ow who Jam,
t llill wen your ham
So if you know who to call.
We'U get naked and baD!
Jea.ruuo- Re.ciy wha:l you arc-your
naked model
To Puke.. P.O., D.B., + Rjver, You arc:
the most lAC people at LC. On thi1
day make sure and get your busUlCII
done. Love 10
Hans,llove you I You 1remy ltrength.
f'll miss you next term. Love Kriatine z.
.Deare.at Muffin: h 11 our aecond
valeni.Jne'a day togeLher and I expect
wewilllhll'C many mo~ . Prom me and
the birdiCJ.
Emile Blevw­
Ro5et are red
Violeu are blue
You are one hot item
-Bet you can't guess who!
Rachel. Rich. 1osh, Monia & Erica­wba ll, :urbc:rll, urberul Love John.
lllrle.l-Happt Valentine'• Oayl J lov
you. (Two bid you did'nt &et 1o
prooof thu pa&e). -scou To Lhc KLC Goddess
Dcgredabon. hunuliauon
You've lcoft your mark
m more ways th11n one.
I hve to he supme at your feet
Your radio slave.
Onry, Jundalar,manl Here's to another
long road trip and wtld tlmelt on the
Matterhorn. l can 'c wait II
Thorn, Play Lhe Oypsy fiddle and bang
the: Turlush drum I 'U meet you at
midnight to slay a drqon or cwo. Ruse
8-Once qain. we're together for
Valentine'sday . h'saboutume Here's
to many more. [ love you. -A
J2. We've gol the .sax anuoo I.Cids Lets
greaseupandhaveapany . Your favor­
Ite luue.ns, Maze and Lor
Stew Ball, Your secret swimmer love$
you Co rasutregionols Beware of the
B and C words.
Dubbs. I'm always with you in spirit
Keepyourstrolceslongandh.ard You're
Lhe best and I love you (Blahl).
Jhalce-We love you. PI cue talk to us
The women next door
J\WI-Pable.. 1.Ct1ando esw en Ia clase?
But then, you're from Tcxu Love,
Latina
Desperately seeking YulcL Please call
1-800-SENSUAL
Sone H1 You may not know who I
am, butmynuneis lsha. and I thmk I'm
m love with you
To BJOrn-we travel in pairs, so always
be aware. We never stop tallong. even
when we're walkmg. Ouess who's
watching you?
To Larinol and Cll.lfuh-J me says you've
been caughtst.c•ling . STan likes coffee
and pu3:lc chips. FMITCT AJ Love
ya'U -Beall Beall Latinas
To Mlll'ika-Let's blow this tacO joint
and learn how to skate in Vancouver .
Eight Ball says SNAIDANAC SEKIL
Yl.PPIN REnfAEN . Love, Sissies
Lori.J loveyoualotandi always will­
through good times and badl G.A
To Bnd-Make me purr Love, a sex
Ieinen
Peter· I love youl Will you be my
Valentme tn New Zealand someday?
Love from. Dellla
Demon roommate from hell-Tloveyou l
Keep smiling. ·DRFH 112
KFG. How did this happen? It lS some­
thing more thAn special: all cfutancc:s
are irrelevant where you are concerned
Allor my love. always. deine Ptm.ussm
Kill House-This Valentine's we want
to say Lh.anb ror bones, runs and rub
downs, You'renottoo bad for humans.
Love. Mm. Resm, Alllcus, Qu.gley
Mm. Ruin. Auicus, Q\11gley With
out your love we couldn't endure thts
monal life You're truly samts lhas
Valentine's for tolerating wretched and
1gnorant students. -Kill House
To the "Dude" Down Under. We love
you and mils youll -XO your fans in
America
Bev, YoubroughtLoveandJoyintomy
dark CXtttence. With Cody's approval
we'll bike up moun1.1.1ns and pay hom
age to Mother Barth via interco~ of
our apuiiJ. -John K.
L.H.L.B.-But what about your eye.
browa?-A Ay.-.e EnUt Happy Vakntsne
Sharon
There once was o woman. J.-v"'
Who toughed a lot, yet was
AI times 'he was qmet/
At others o not/
She rcagned as the paradol (\\lert
There once was a man named
Who wu love 11ck IUld there
curaJ
He loved everyone/
Who lived under the sun)
And had more a.cx than hec:oulcl
Suzy V de Nltlcy
Fromage longs to be Wr&ppcd
lawng (blawnd1) cucadmg
slurped to chcez whtr Happy
notre cheril
Jen "Ktwt" Caslle Happy
Day Male! May you be rom..
under Lhe pohutakawas at tJUs
ment. XOXO
The: Wmter Sun
Lovu Lhe Graceful Breeze.
Happy Volentine's Ok)' to 1117
Mocy Monster with all my •vY~~;, ,
Anne and Lee Thanks for IIJICII
just bemg there I You' rc too
words! Keep smilmg. Love
"your honorary noor mate''
To B1ghom You arc my Lion.
Lhe King of my JUngle.
F1erce Norc:be Wamor Woma
Love to the fleeced Ooclc fnn
ch4ruma1Jc leader (now
gc:sbons for successors)
Bob-lt's been a yearl Can you
11? I love you ever; bit as mudt
doy we mel All my love. Tiff
Dear John Marshall, I think I
Na1e
Josh, Leather uppers and paslia
Nmed ME on. but chocolate
now Lhere's something rpccu1.
Morus. You still have a cute ...
MEl
Tony, Thou hast played upon
glJa, friend! You make me thD
thoughts. Rachel
To LoUJ.S and Megan-Who's thl
From,?
To Edgud-You're so vein
Love
To Dana Mac I thmk l'm
Japanese. Prom, Foul For Yow
To Mon.ica L. HamsN I see VOIII
colors shintng through. thai's
love you. From, One of Many
To Jaylene Just where is t1uJ
sh.ip gomg? From, The Crwn
To Edgard Into water sports?
The Wet One
To Edgard Enough about me..
you Lh.mk about me? Love,
Dear Bob-lf onJy you knew
seven inches could be. Pleae
me when I'm nearly naked.
PyLhon • 1 my favorite Lust. Reid
Josh and Jeremy-We like the
cara that go boom. Can wo ....,,.m•'
car? From, 3rd Nerd Eut
Jaynie could you please tum
1tereo? We can't hear 11 m
Love, Thor and Dave.
Oonnag Kobatake · Belated
Valenune 'a. loll of love.. KNM
WOS you're themosttmprc:ssivegroup
of women I know. Loo!Ung forward to
Lhe Spring (even with no socialllfel) •
P.C. To Ascan: J couldn't thmk o(
clever, I'm just rJUnlang o( you.
Marie
Huga and chocolate ch.ip cookies to
P.E. and P.T. from ME Matthew Smith-Happy Vllldlllll
Wceu. Love:., Sharon
f-iiHRUAICY 15, io hoo
• lim In~
MAmJEWSo lW
The Lewis and
a toUgh week. 11
three Western J
ng the Pto 's <
!he play-offs
On Tuesday 1M
111;:.... by Willame
by only fivl
• lhe Pioneers ~
rwu6 dtstance Ia
dore turnovers ani
Bwta1S lO pul
91 10 72. Put
pcrfonn.a
..Mr1.( who led d
con••!! and reboun
respecuvcly.
oooo IS poiniS anc
Men
Baske·
February
vs. EOSO
m Pampli1
@ 7:30 P·l
February
vs. PLU
@PLU
@ 7:30 p.
don't forget
don't forget
lJ
StudE
-TheS
the·
*To pro
•To pro
scholar
*To act
unde::
*To ope
For morE
meetings i !
;c.
e"
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much
Tllf
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olate
iaL
ns? ·o hoopsters lose three Division games;
inate themselves from playoffs
Mt.11HfW ScliWFiri.ER
The Lewis and Clark Ptonecrs
0 tough week. They were swept
all three Western Dt vision games,
01n11 the Pto's chance of mak·
the play off's
On Tuesday the Ptonoers were
by Wallamette m Salem.
by only five pomts at the
the Ptoncers were sull wtthm •
nkmg distance late m the game
tt.eore turnovers and fouls allowed
Bcarcats to pull ahead for the
91 10 72 Putung 10 another
qcnt perfonnance was Chuck
ns who led lhc Ptoneers 10
and rebounds wtth 17 and
respecuvely. Derek Foster
1 ~ pomts and ntnc rebounds
Men's
Basketball
February 15, 1991
vs EOSC\.
in Pamplin
@7:30p.m.
February 16, 1991
vs. PLU
@PLU
@7:30p.m. to lhe effort.
On the weekend l.he Pao' s faced
l.he Owls of Oregon Tech. The
Owls defeated LC l 04 tO 82 The
Owls out-rebounded the Pionee~
56-33 The Pioneers only shot 385
from the floor for the game and sent
the Owls to the free.throw lme a
~~nhigh46umes . TomJackson
led the Ploneers with 21 pomts and
added seven rebounds.
For the last game of the woek,
the Pio' s faced the Southern Oregon
Ratders and wound up on the short
stdc losmg 101 to 98. A Derek
Foster 3-pomt aucmpt m•sscd t.he
mark at the finish to seal the wm for
the Ratders. Foster had another
tnple-double, scoring 20 potnts,
Women's
Basketball
February 16, 1991
vs. PLU
@PLU
@6:00p.m.
February 20, 1991
vs. Western Baptist
in Pamplin
@7:30p.m. grabbmg 11 rebounds, and dtshmg
out l 0 a&ststs. Por the firn ume this
season Pntnck Welberg a flf'St· y~
student from LaGrnnde led the Pio­
noers 4ie0ring 21 pomts.
For ht, playing lhlS week [)e..
rek F~ter was selected as Pioneers
Player of the week FoSler hit19 of
45 m field goal shooting, 6 of 14
• from 3 pomt rJnge and was four of
eight from the lme. He totaled 48
points, 25 rebounds, and 25 assisu.
The Pioneers will be hOSting
Eastern Oregon on Fnday m thett
la~t home game of the season. The
game wtll ~tart a1 7·30 p.m. The
Pioneers will then lrnVeliO Tacoma
for Saturday contest agamst Pacific
Lutheran.
Men's and Women's
Swimming
Feb. 21-23, 1991
PNW Chsps.
Time: TBA
Mar. 6-9, 1991
NAIA Cbsps.
Ttme: TBA
don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget
don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget don't forget
Log meetings every Monday at 6 p.m. Food and drinks not served.
S.A.A.B
Student Academic Affairs Board
-The Student Academic Affairs Board was created to represent
the interests and academic concerns of the student body.
-What does S.A.A.B. do?
• To provide funds to students for independant research
* To provide funds to students who wish to bring a visitul.g
scholar to Lewis and Clark.
* To act as a "student voice" on academic policy in the
undergraduate college.
* To operate the Student- Tutoring program.
For more inforxnation on S.A.A.B. please call 7150 or come to our
meetings in the A.S.L.C. conference room on Mondays at 5:30. Pio Tom Jacksoo drives for a lay up in a game against Linfield. Tbe
Pio's lost in overtjme. photo byTonya K~r
''Little fish'' Pio' s
finish Conference;
Prepare for Nationals
8YAMYMC~
The Pioneen were n spWhmg
success last weekend at the C<:Wl­
ference meetal Linfield. Oflhe sU.
teamS an the Conference. LewiS and
Clark was the smallest Despite
bemg a liuJe fi.~;h m a big pond,
however, the team rqnesented LC
weU. placmg f I1'Sl in several evenLS.
Andy Potter won the 2QO.yd
but1erfly and 400-yd lM, Cheryl
Longfellow the lQO.yd butterfly
and laura Wackwitz the lOO.and
· 200.yd brea.~e races, seaing a
meet recad for the 200 with a lime
of 2:31.9. The women's 4()()..yd
medley relay members Foos,
Wackwuz, Jacobson. and
Longfellow al~o e:tt.ended out­
standing efforts wh1ch won them
fli'St place.
Although the team h.ad not yet
tapered,manyoflheteammembcts
swam lhear bestumes, as did Zeyn
O'Leary and Kathleen Eug.c;tcr.
Meeting qualifying standards for nationals was and still i~ a goal for
some of lbe Pio's. Lori M001e
auaincd that goaJ when she meclhe
optionaJ qualifying time in the
gruelling 1650.ydfreesty1e . Othm
have high hopes for the upcoming
districts meet the weekend of Feb.
23.
In prepar.uion for the meet. they
will aaper their work.ow so that
they will swun fast times and pos­
sibly qwdify. Those swimmers wbo
have already qu;dified will continue
having hardpiactices until aftcrlbe
districts mcel
Head coach Don King was
enthusiastic aboullbe perf or ••tanc:es
at the meet and desc:nbcd them col­
lectively as a .. great team efTcn ..
He is pleased with his a&hletes and
looks to the future rnce:u with a­
citernent and confidence. This
week. though, the swimmers will
catch the.ll'breatlt before they plunge
into cornpetitioo once again at the
district meet
Fri. Feb. 15, 1991
in--J"ie(tfs 'Dining 1{pom--at 9 P.M.
V 0 U are cordially invited to come
to an evening of cultural delight-­
Latin American cuisine, music.
and ... dances!
1lot Latin music by Conjunto 54.fegre !
Sponsored by the Spanish Dept. & Spanish Conversation
Group, ASLC, ISLC, and All Dorm Councils
PACE 11 -TODAY
15
Hoop -The mighty LC men' ~
basketball team annihilnt "S
those who wbh they wern bas­
ketball players from Eastern
Oregon. The ~west start.~ flow­
ing at 7:30 p.m. in Pamplin.
Bailar -Gee. I really had to
dust off my Spani~h skiiJs for
that introduction. As part of the
lnternationaJ \\'eek celebration
" onjunto Alegre" rock~ li''ields
Dining Room with their I.,atin
American rhythm !.-i. El Gran
Espectaculo , complet.e wi Lh food
and fun, begins at 9 p.m.
Die -The controver::.ial co·
median or slime ballhschmuck­
take your pick-Andre\\ Dice
Clay is at the Arlene Schnitzer
Concert Hall tonight. There will
be a protest against his appear­
ance beginning at 6:30 p.m. at
the concert hall.
Sac's Voice -Lavout for the -free press sorry, this has been
censored- ha, ha, ha. Really,
Javout foz Sac's Voice is lhif; -weekend in thePioLogoffice . All
are encouraged to partake in the
free pres experience.
Shakespe are-Jack
Featheringill directs and Wayne
Ballantyne stars in
Shakespeare's King Lear. The
play opens tonight at 8 p.m. and
runs through the 23 rd in the
Lincoln Performance Hall, PSU.
Call 725·3307 for more informa­
tion and to order tickets.
Film -The Portland 1 nt.ema­
tional film festival opened last
night and many excellent.. films
""~11 be around until March 3.
Call lhe Film Center for a com­
plete schedule, 221-1156 or look
for them on campus.
History -In celebration of
Black History month, the Oregon
Muse urn of Science and
Indus try's "Science Theatre"
presents a live production1 "]f
It's Impossible, Do Jt: A Play on
the Life Story of Dr. Patricia
Cowings."' The play presents
accomplishments of Dr Patricia
Cowings whose rcRcarch has
come closest to solving one of
NASA's grcalest travel problem s
-motion sickness in hpace. The
play is tod::ty, 4:30p.m . at OMSI
( 4015 SW Canyon H..oad).
PACf. 12 Reading -Author Primm; St.
(John will hTive a reading Lodoy at
noon in tllC Visual Arts Thcatr ...
on the Mt. Hood Community
Collcg" campus.
SATURDAY
16
International Fair-The 26th
Annual International Fair is to­
day from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at
locutions around campus. There
will be ethnic food and fun in
Templeton and cult ural perfor­
mances in the Chapel.
Party -ISLC present.s an all
campus party tonight from 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m. in Fields. Music is
prO\'idcd by a DJ, admissio n is
$1.
Movie- 'Ponight's free movie is
lhe action, death and carnage
packed "Die Hard 2.. See Bruce
'Nillis take on legions otbad guy~
and get thegirl,orwoman rather,
in the end. The film is brought to
you by SOFA and shows at 7·30
p.m. and 10 p.m. in the CounCll
Chamber: admission is free.
S.O.F .A Tripping -A11 those
who are thinking, .. right on dude,
tripping with SOFA" may be
disappointed . Thts event is a
Greek night out on the town,
including dinner and danClng at
Greek Cusina Stgn up by SOFA
office door.
Rally -The Coalition Against
US Military Intervention in the
Middle East sponsors a rally to
Stop the War. The rally begins
at noon at the Pioneer Court­
house Square in Portland . If you
feel like participating m a pre­
rally march through different
neighborhoods, meet at 10:30
• merzcan
BY f()f(J Ol:kON
·\mnuan PlCtuus is a photogmphic
Mudy ot povcny and racial prejudice in
Amcne<.~ . The pictures were l.akcn by Jacob
Hold!, u nutive of Denmark, wh1lc he t.rov·
clcd ovcr 100,000 m1lC.'I around the Unucd
Suuc.-;.
When J loldl fi,..-,, came to Ament.~ he
wo.~s struck by the preJutl•cc thall'> s.o ram
palll. He came into Amcric..t wnh an unb1
ascd opmion about v. hat•s going on. and i.l'l
a rc~mll he got a clc.ar view of both Ull~ Rood
and bad llungs ubuut Iavin~ 10 t.hc ,tatc.s R.m at Holiday Park (12th Ave.
and NW M ultnomah ) or C'ouc.h
Purk ( NW 19th and Gl•san )
Voluntc era und donations are
needed, ca11 226-6411 for more
infonnutlon
Taxes-The Internal Revenue
Service Rpom~ors 8 free tax as·
sistancc and infom1ation pro­
gram, todny from 11 a.m. to 5
p.m. at the Clackamas Town
Center Mnll,
Music-l wis and Clark Col­
lege pr ')sen ts G.S Sachdev,
Bansuri Oute and Shyam Kane,
tabla, for 8 night of Indian food
and music. Come t.o Evans au­
ditorium on tho beautiful Lewis
and Clark campus at 8 p.m. for
this unique event 'rickets arc
$11 at. the door (includes food).
b"'or more information call 771 • 5984.
s AY
17
Worship -Paul S. Wright,
theologian-in-residence, con­
ducts a service featuring the LC
Chamber Choir, 6 p.m. in the
Chapel.
Blues-Little Charlie and the
N1ghtcats, rock the Melody
Ballroom tonight. at 8·30 p m
MONDAY
18
Black History month -In
celebration of Black History
month .. Amencan Pictures" will
be presented from 7 ·11 p.m. in
the Counc1l Chamber. (see Pio
Pick below)
ictures
Hold! will Ulk ..tboullhe p1ctures a' he
. hows them and t.cll about has ellpencnces.
Although he tmvclcd all over the (.Ountry, the
ITUlJOnlY of the pacturcs were taken m the
doep south.
Students Unued for Amcnc.m CulLunll
A warcnes' brought the prcscnwuon here
Jgam lht\ yt..tt due lO tugh demand r mm the
commumly h wus shown two yc.ll'\ ago at
U.:w1!1 aml Clork, and people ur~ soli L'tlkmg
about 11 Huldt ha.;; wkcn h1s slide !>how to
hundfcd,ol collcgc,UtKI unavcrs•ti e.,aJlucro"'
Amcnca. II ha\ been rccc1vcd with trcmcn-Jazz-Showman presents
Jazz" t ontght, 7 p.m. at
Mt'lody Ballroom .
DNESD
20
SOOP- RtudcntsOrganize d
Oversea~ Programs meets "VU,
at5 p.m. in Dubach. This
is open to anyone int.erested
the bct~rment of overseas
off-campus program s.
THURSDAY
21
Student Forum -Pr ·
Mooney and Vice Presid -Resneck Parr will meet with
denls todny from 5:30 p.m. l4
p.m. in the Council Chamber
discuss issues of mulual
est.
Radical Women -The ~·~~ ..
land chapter of Radtcal Womt
present a lecture .. Defend
dom of Speech for
The lecture features San
Nelson, award wmmng rnr
for Tacoma's Mornrng News
bu.ne who was demoted to a
writ1ngpo sit.Ion m retaliabon
her ofT-duty advocacy of
rights for working and
people, and lesb1ans and """'
Tonight, 6 30 p.m. at Stan
Plaza (1100 SW 6th Ave ..
floor, room A).
Family Shelter- The
Shelter Proposal Group
today at 8 a.m. in the Tra.ilroort
For more information
Deanna Bax, x 7085.
eturns
douc; re.;pon~ <1nd aucndnnc.c
"II tnough people came,! th.nk 11 wou~
have u large 1mpi.M:'I on u1mpus" ..:.ud r-duY
Wtlhams.ajunaurnnd •• membcrofSUACA
'There arc u lor ot thmgs gomg on m Anwnc;
that people don't know abou1·· sJ11: srud.
"cspcc.tally .u u ~hoof hkc th1s, we don 1
know about 11 bccJusc we don't 'ICC 1t."
Th<.: pre\c,;OI..tllon w1lltukc.: plu<:c Fcbro
..try 18 at 7 p m , m tJtc CounCil Chmnba
and willla'>t.tbout tour ho~ Afkrwanil.
there will be il dt\CU\~ton, and a que'
und answer ~'>\Jon wilh Holdt.
Pl•llRUAR't 15, adsG
resid
AARO~ BAAR
Dcnms M.u.l o1
'!'~udc nt aflmrs m
iJu_-etlS,Will Ulkc9
tll()!m Affwr~ ncJt
l\1udson i JlC"l
oooc:t:UJIICtl by Jot
students.
"lt's exciting l
u""""J ," said Scht
thL~ year. so I
According to~
year.
• tmngmatJOn at
Prc.stdcnt Moon
t>lltg(: ••• I hare th
Clark into the. ti
West.'' he :.aid
OS1tion.
In uddilinn lo
:u...,. Restdcnce l
, Templeton Col
ere~
lt\iCYTliY R. BAll
The fm;l Lcwi
hen TheLC
Repobhc.m
of learnt ng -;c t
It will begin a
Arena with a~
unpon.am htsLOr
llbon.
AI noon stude
.uses v.h1ch will
m>undmg the Mtd
groups sJ)I!ak mt
llen\JUOntU.Orcgo
.O.P, N.W Draft
wint team
its senior
:nthCS UIC' COnt.
<.:yell:
For
tie will be hrol.:('l
lhcu tin.tl days