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Volume 53, Number 24

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Pioneer Log Staff

1988-05-26

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By Gilion Geihs
Paotzeer Log staff writer
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While the campus was ad~
JUStmg to the news of another
tuttaon an~rease and a record"
size incoming Freshman da<>s,
L~.:wis and Clark announced a
budget deficit of $631,000 for
lhe 1987/88 fiscal year
Acting Dean oi Students
Dcmsc Thompson said that
C\.pcnsc items "not under
stood in thc1r full complexity,'
personnel (hanges and a new
nccounting system and were to
blame for the deficit.
Last year's projected $13
mi Ilion was a I so bl..tmcd on the
transition from a VA X .tc­
counting system to a Col·
league .. ystem
Admmn;trators have been
working to Cind over $600,000.
An addil10nal $93,000 in lui
tion rC\ enuc from the grad
school and almost $5'3.000
from ISALC (International
Students at LC) had not been
considered before, which
1m mediately reduced the defi­
Cit to $485,000.
The Student Affairs De­
partment cut $45,000 from
ne>..t ycM's budget, almost a
third ol it'> total operating al·
lotment. "It would have mc.mt
cu lhng programs or pos1· I
lions," Thompson said Fortu·
nately, a $10,000 accounting
errorm the department's favor
was discovered.
An additional $27,000 was
"rcass1gncd" to the college
from ASl.C, money wh1ch
ASL C \\as unaware of ha\i ing
bt..~n budgeted and which they
had not allocated . "In an
extraordinary ge!>turc of coop­
erallon, ASLC agreed to un·
derwrttc the college," Th·
ompson said
But ASLC's gcncros1ty ac·
counted for htllc over ten per­
cent ol the O\ erall budget defi­
cit. Tile rest had to come (rom
the College ot Arts and Sci·
enccs, the Graduate S<.hool,
Central Admtnislrahon and
lnstihttiooal Advancement.
While the new Vice rrcs1
dent of Businc55 and Finance
Wayne Peterson was out ol
town, Ed Kowasak1 was Act
ing Controller worl-.mg on the
deficit $140,00010 cquiptmcnt
and capitol impro' ements will
be put off until after fall enrol·
mcnb arc finalized, he S.'lid.
$175,000 will come from the
ln~litutional Advancement
Department by ch.trgtng
<.:omprehensivc Campaign
expenses back to the cam
p.lign, instead of having them
p.ud by the college. L~;.-c How· -
Photo by lcff Keyser
ard, Director of Dc\'clopment,
said.
The Overseas Program's
budget was reduced by
$88,000 through a new sy!ltem
of proJecting costs. In years
past, Qvc~JS rrogramS has
returned ne.trly 30 percent of
its funds to the colk·gc attcr
expenses This $88,000 is ol­
most 30 percent ol next yc.u's
budget, taken out before
rather thnn at the end of the
year.
Defmitc figures or tin.tl
proposals arc not yet a v.tilablc.
"A lotofadjustingisstillgoing
on," Kowasaki S<lid, "We did
preserve all the mstructional
un1 ts and m<tint.l incd the
committment to tuition·bJ"ro
~cholarshl ps.''
LC seems to face budget
disasters frcqu~ntly . A $13
milhon deficit •Nas reporK-d
last spring The ~""rond Qu.u­
ter Budget \' ari.,nc~ Report
from this ye.1r proj1.'Ch.-d a
$30,000 deficit
Lack of .1 s1:ablc endow­
ment and a hmttl.'<i contm·
gency fund are usu.1lly sHed
for nlaking budgcbng d1ffi·
cult. ··w~·rc totcllly r~hant on
tuttion.'' 1\.owasaki said, "We
need more endowment and
more funds that don't come
from tuition · J
MAY 26. 1988 VOL 53, NO. 24
Honors Awarded
By Sheila Mcl • .ucn
Pioneer l.og slnfJ wntcr
1ltc llonMs Convoco~Lion to r~gnt7.C outstandmg ~tu­
dcnts tor lhc1r ndticvcmcnts w1l1 be held today nt 3:30p.m m
the Chapel. lllc convocation is .1 ycurly C\'cnt when dep.ntmcntal
honors, scholurships, and alhletic nnd ncndcm1c rccogmtHms
arc announced.
11lis year a new award has been nddcd tO lhe progrtlm
called the Troy Ridenour Mcmon 1l Awnrd. ll isnamCI.i after
the l.llc Rtdenour who dt\Xi earlier this yc..tr or cancer Tha<,
a"vard recognize s .1 sophomor~ who most closdy cxcmphfies
qualifilics\-\'lltt:h mnde Ridcnouroulstnnding m the Lcwisnnd
Clark community. The winner of th1s award WJII he .1nounccd
at the convoc.1tion today.
Other annu~l awards tncludc the. Reno J. Ratte Mcmondl
A'\'ard in rct:ogmtion of the htghcst acadcm1c ,,chle\cmcnt,
c:1med tlus year by Lawrence Randall, the Amcncan Assocaa­
tion of University \\'omen Rccogmtion Award, in rccogmt10n
of outStanding schot,u::;hip, character, pcrson.lhty, contribu­
ttons to campus and community liie, and potential for future
«Jchic\'ctnent, 1_?,\Tned this yc.tr by Mary Dakin, and the Paul
B,uncy Award, in recognitiOn oi ,1 student's contnbutlon to
college life. The rccipientofthisaward will bcannounc~ at the
• convocation.
1l1e following is. list of departmental honors~ fellowship.
and S<:holarship rccipcnts from the clas.-. of 1988:
ART: l~csirl(mce Halls t\wartl, Allen Schmuck; Prcsitl~ut's
:\war~l, Jeffrey Young; l't ovost's thmml, Young Mok Kim;
Alumni .t.\wnnl, George Batho; A.rt Ot!J~t~rtmt.•nt 1\WtJrrl, David
SykcSj ASC.G Awmd, Leil<1 Cullum
Bu!>iness and Administr.:1tive Studies: Orcgott Society oj
CPAs Outstattdiug Senior 1tward, Stc,·cn Fiala.
Chemistry: 1ugram C1~t:mi:.try Sclrolrrr J\tmml, 5-lm
Whiting; Outstanrliug Frc:slwum Cll~mist Awtml, Chcrvl .,
LongCellow .
Economics: Tire Wall Street ]ormml Shulcut Adrit.~metrt
Awdrd, William Lamb· Dcpartmt•utttl Honors, ~1ury 0<1kin
and William Lamb
English: Academy of Amt•rkmr Poets Pri:t·, MidMcl
jarmcr: Acndc:my of A.mcricmr Poets Prize Houortrlllc Mt.'71-
tiott, jason Crum, Erin Waterman, Ben~1min \\'hcclon; Dc­
pnrtmcutnl Honors, Eliza Galaher, Michael Jarmcr, Rachel
Qucnk, Anna Schatz.
forl.!ign Languages and Literature: COf'LT Ccrtifictrtc oj
1\ft:rit, Paige O.tugherty: Fulf,risl.t Tc:trclriug Jlssistmrtslril' iu
Ccrrmcwy, CiJthy Coulter
Health .,nd Physical Education: Outstmrdius Plrysicul
I:clucMiotr MaJor, Mich~td Clpka
History: Depnrftncuttrl Houorss, KirJ Hilden, Kimlx'rly l
Swanson,\\'. Alan Yost; llouors iu Stud ... .,rt Dcsignc•l Mtrjor,
l:.'tr~t A sit~ Sturlies, Amv Starr. • lntem.ttional Affai~: Ot.•J'trrtmcutrd Houors, Bjorn Kjcll·
strom
Music: Wanke Corporcttio11 SclrolMslrip, Elizu~th Porter;
Dcpttrtmc:utt~I Honors. Ellz.'lbcth M ullcn.
Philo~ophy: Dt.-parnu:ut, al Ilouors, D.1vid lee.
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Graduatiott Eve11ts
IF<O>Rt UJM I 41
"It costs tnore
every tiute" SEE Houoro;, page 3
JFlEA 'lrlU~lE§ I <9.1
Irish Play
§JlDt0>~1r§ I 1lliD
Atltletcs of tire Year
Nourinated by
Coaclres
A Year in the Li e o LC I 6 & 7
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ews
LC's Ji1n Stztart Elected
Chaplai1z Vice President
Lcwts and Clark ., Chaplam )1m Stuart has been elected
Vice Pr\:stdcnt of the National Assoct~ltion of College and
Unhersit\• Chaplams (NACUC>.1hc No:\CLC has more than
150 mem~rs and is the major organiz.ahon for all college and
universitv chaplains. with a broad ccumemcal base that i~­
cludQS Catholics and jews as well as Protestants As part ofh1s
duties, Stuart will chair the organization s JC}SQ conference on
''Brcakmg Free -Liberation m Higher Education" in New
Orleans. He will automatically become PTesiden t of the
NACUC next year
Stt.ldent Art Awarded
Stx students won awards m the Student Art Show last
week. Winners were George Batho for hie; clay "Space Tower"
(Alumni Award), jeff Young for h1s acrylic ''Egon Marx and
Me· (Prcstdent's Award), Young Mok Kim for an untitled
ceramic (Provost's Award), Allen Schmuck for h1s acrylic
"'Poker Players (Res1dence Hall Award), Davtd Sykes for an
acrylic "You are Sitting'' (Art Department Award) and Leila
Cullum for her charcoal drawmg "Garden #3'' (ASLC A ward).
Awards wHl be presented at the Honors Convocation this
afternoon.
Community Chorale to
Present Spring Concert
Thl! LC Community Chorale will present its Spring Con·
ccrt at 7:30pm. Sunday, june 5 in Evans Audttorium. The
choralt:', directed by jeri Haskins, will perform a variety of
choral music, including Daniel Pinkham's ''V\'cddmg Can­
tata." Cecil Effinger's "Four Pastorales" will be sung with oboe
accompaniment. On the lighter side, folk songs by john Rutter
and a medley of George Gershwin songs will conclude the
concert. The event is free and open to the public
Soviet Trip Scheduled
for 1988 Wi11ter Break
Donna Seifer, Lecturer in Russian, will lead a group of 20
to the USSR during next winter break (Nov. 27 to Dec. 18). The
emphasis of the trip will be on exploring Soviet life and culture
in the Gorbachev era of glasnost and on meeting people where
they Jh·e and work. Dra, .. •ing on her experiences of ten trips to
the USSR since 1971, including four LC program s, Seifer will
act as guide, escort and interpreter.
All members of the LC communtty arc invited to partici­
pate in thh-. 22-day program to all major cities and distinct
r~ions of the Soviet Umon. TI1c cost is $2,775 which includes
airfar.:-, lodging, meals and cultural perform<lnccs. For more
information, contac:t Seifer at Box 131, X6391 or 246-0329.
Remember Ride Board!
The Experimental College would likl' the campus tore­
member the Ride Board when makmg plans for end of term
travel. ·Ibe Ride Board is located in front of the Expenmental
College Office, north of the mailbo~cs in Templeton. Fill out a
"NC'Cd-A-Ride" card or a "Share-A-Ride'' card and post it on
the bo.lrd. Rtdes arc already being offered from Portland to
Minnesota, Washington and California . The service is fTL"C and
available to evcrvonc . For more information, contact Missy
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Shields at Ex pcrimcntal College, X6763 or X3824. Pio11ccr l.og, May 26,1988
Acceptance Letters Sen.t Out;
Record Class Size Estimated
By Janet Cook
Pio11cer Log <otnff wn'tcr -
The Admtssions Office
sent out 1,500 letter!> of accep­
tance m re!:tponsc to a record
2 200 applicants for next
year'!> freshman class. As of
last week. the offtce had re­
cetvcd depostts from 468 ap­
plicants The size of the m­
commg freshman class 1s an
tic•patcd to round out at 525.
The deadhne for depos­
its was May 1, but mnny appli­
cants had been granted
extensions because they were
sbll \vai ting to receive in for
mation about fmancial aid.
Out of the 468 applicants
who paid deposits lor next
year, the ma)Onty were from Oregon. ~ lowever, California
was coming in a very close
second. The number of nppli
cations received from Calif or
mans this year ~urpasscd that
of Oregomans for the f1rst
time
The anhcipated size of
the freshman class could cre­
ate some housing problems
next year. According to Bon­
nie Klees, Director of Resi­
dence Life, all the dorms will
be c-ompletely open in the fall,
including Howard . 'We'll be
running full capacity," Klees
said, "but we can only fil1 the
dorms so full." Freshmen will
be given priority because of
the housing poHcy reqUtring
them to live on campus.
Sandy BottemilJerl Di-rector of the Rcstdcncc
Office, said upperc nc.c.,m"'
who wish to live on ca1mp1usl
hove already been placed m
dorms for fall. "Evnrvnr•n l
who followed instructions
and got thetrhousmgcontract
m on lime is reserved a place:
Bottem•ller satd 'Tilose who
didn't arc on a waiting list."
The 14 students who are cur­
rently on the waiting list will
have to watt until the number
of the freshman class is final­
ized to sec if there will be any
extra room on campus for
them.
"All the dorms will be
open and aJl the dorms will be
very, very full," Bottemillcr
said. "Every bed will have a
body in it."
Rabbi Speaks on Mid East Peace;
Continues Nine Year Tradition
By Stacy luehr
Pioneer Log stnlf writer - --Isreal. During the question and
answer period, Schindler
compared the present situ­
ation between Israel and Pal­
estine to the situation between
the U.S. nnd Japan in 1941. He -By Gill
Ptoneer Lo
Graduat
proachmg ah
related actiVJ
events includ
Honors
Thursday, Mi
in the Chapel
Senior (
day May 27,
The Senior:
Committee, <
Endicott, ha!
thls event ~
Sponsored t
Associat ion,
only party l
chance lo ga
seniors for c
before gradu
leave from tl
Templeton al
p.m. for the !
Baccal3
Saturday, Ju
the Chapel,
Cross" ts the
Meet
Outst~
Ath1
pag Rabbi Ale>.ander Schin­
dler, pres1dent of the Union of
American Hebrew Congrega·
tions, spoke at Lewis and
Clark Jast Wednesday night
for the Chamberlin Lec­
turshlp. His speech was titled
"Peace Through Justice mlhe
Middle East " Schindler discussed the
plight of many or the 1.75
mlllion Arabs that live in Is­
rael. He said, "The Arabs in
Israel are without dignity;
they have neither passport
nor flag." He felt that this
issue had not been given the
attention that it deserves. He
recognized that the Arab's in
Israel are treated poorly, but
said that the Arabs have con­
tinually refused to recognize
the Israeli state. He believed
that peace will only come
through mutual compromise
and respect. said that it would be good for 1--------,
all people to be able to one day 1----­
sec the two countries as allies. Can you I
Each year the C.hambc r­
Jin Lcctureslup bnngs a dts­
tinguished ::.pcakcr to address
the social importance or the
J udeo-C.hrist ian tradition
The lectureship -.~as estab­
lished in 197Q by the Reverend
Mark and Dr Corinne Cham­
bcrhn
In his speech, Schmdlcr
spoke of three dreams that the
Jewish people have had: The
f1rst being "a state where Jews
were the masters of their own
destiny." Tile second was that
of "a state where Jews could
come without passport or
visa " The I hird was that of "a
state where they had guns and
dtdn I usc them." Presently
only the first t .... ·o of these
dreams have bt'Cn realized in "The burden of compro­
mtse lays not with the military
but with political discourse,"
Schmdler said. ''The PLO
leadership has consistently
chosen terrorism over polib­
caJ compromise," he said in
regards to previous ncgotia­
hon attempts with Arafat. lie
bchcvcd that ultimately both
parlles will have to come to
the peace table because the
dcstmics of jews and Arabs
are intertwined . "The situ
ation is a tragtc commentary
on human nature, he said.
Norn1andin Memorial
Service Scheduled at LC
By Sheila Mclaren
Proncer Log staff writer
A memorial service for
Frank Talbot Normanc.Jin, 29,
wilt be held Tucsdily, May
31st, in the C.h.1pel at4 00 p.m.
Normandin was SWl'pt away
by strong currents while fish­
ing in the John Day River and
dro·wned. Clark College this March with
a major in Business and
Administrative Studies. He
also was workmg in the home
construction busmess m part
nership Wlth h1s brother Edllor in Chid: CtUon Cclh.<.
Man3ging Editor: Sheila Mc:L.ucn
Ntw• Editor Klrstt'n Rlon
Forum Editor: Aaron &nr
Futures Editor JcnnUcr llucnlnk
Sport. Editon AlJ~n Baker
Photo Edltora: John Rccs & Lynn
Roscntratcr
Busincas M~nogcr: Scott Hnh.n
Advertising Manager : Tom
Cunningham
Copy Editor: Dono Mclaren
St311 ltl•portcrs : Julie Anno Carter,
Stacy Luchr Amy Lcrlch,Jnnct Cook,
Milrk Todd. lngnd llayn~. Mcli!..sn
Lim, Pct,•r Edwards, Mike
Sc:hoc~.,Jcr, Duke Rittenhouse nnd
sorry II I forgot .1nyonc
Forum Write~; C•'Offrcy Pcard john
O.tVId Lochtic, Pct.::r Edw:ndc;
Photognph~n: Eric D1d:cr~on,
Oor.ls!<o I Isu. Chrh.lophl·r Tca<c,
Ju.'lllnc Seavey ond Danny WU~n
Pubhck Occurencu: Oan.1 Mc~tcn
Ci.rcul.ltton God: 0.-nny WUo;on
Composition: Log God
Advisor: Pctl'r Christen~
Splrituoll Cuidancc: The ~ntlrc Ed
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Normandin, wn of Mary
Anne Normandin, Assistant
to President Gardner, gradu­
ated I rom Lake Oswego High
'------------~----~~~~-~~---' School and from LL'wis and While he was at lC he
had a spccaal interest m cc
ramtcs, satd Ken Shores, Pro­
fessor of Art. "We got to know
him quite well because of his
interest m ceramtcs It was
really trag•c for all of us to
hear about thts. He was very
well thought of, very well
liked. A cheerful friendly
student." ut;
ed
r the Residence Ho
said upperclassmen
sh to hve on campu
·cady been placed m
(or fall "Everyone
•llowed instructions
their housing contract
1e is reserved a place, ~'
ller satd. "TI1ose who
re on a waiting list."
1tudcnts who arc cur­
n the waiting list will
wait until the number
cshman class is final­
,cc if there will be ony
>Om on campus for
11 the dorms will be
d all the dorms will be
~ry full," Bottemillc r
:very bed will have a
't , 1 •
Peace;
• ezon
ring the question and
period, Schindler
~ the present situ­
tween Israel and Pal­
thesitualion between
and japan in 1941. He P•onecr Log, May 26, 1988
ews
Graduation Events Planned
-By C ilion Ceihs
Piotteer Log staff writer
Graduation is fast ap­
proaching along, with olher
related activittcs . Important
events include
Honors Convocation:
Thursday, May 26, 3.30 p.m
in the Chapel
Senior Class Party: Fri­
day May 27, 9 p.m to 1 a.m
The Senior Class Party
Comm1ttee, cham2d by Greg
Endtcott, has been plannmg
th1s event since fall term.
Sponsored by the Alumm
Association, this IS a seniors
only party It will be a last
chance to gather wilh fellow
seniors for dancing and fun
before graduation Buses will
leave from the upper level of
Templeton at 8.30, 9:30 and 10
p m. for the secret location.
Baccalaureate Service:
Saturday, June 11, 5 p.m. in
the Chapel "When Paths
(:ross" is lhe theme chosen by
Meet LC's
Outstanding
Athletes!
page 10 the Baccalaureate Committee
and chairwoman Pc1ige
Daugherty Seattle's Arch­
bishop Hunlhausen wiU lead
the service. This event is open
to the entire LC community
and the public There is a spiri
tual focus, but the service is
access1ble to people of every
behef.
Social Hour: Saturday,
June 11, 6.30 to 7:30 p.m. in
Stamm Dining Room
Student and Parent
Dinner Dance: Saturday,
June 11, 730 p m m Fields
Dining Room The Dmner
Dance Commtttce, chaired by
Tami Woldman , planned this
evening for seniors, fnends
and family. A catered dinner
will be followed by a live band
for dancing until 12·30 a.m.
Tickets arc $12.50 per person
Reservation forms were sent
to parents w1th commence­
ment invitations
Commencement Cere­
mony: Sunday, June 12, 10
a m. at Pamplin Sports Cen-ter. Ed ward Perkins, the first
black US Ambassador to
South Africa, wtll speak. Perk
ms is an alumnus of LC's
Northwest School of Law.
Reception: Sunday.
June 12, following the Com·
mencement ceremony on the
Odell Manor lawn.
D1plomas will be avail­
able June 12 in the lnayer
Rooms. Caps and gowns
must be returned in exchange
for d1plomas Seniors
receiving department honors
may return d1plomas at that
time for the Rcgtstrar' s Office
to print honors information
on them
Diplomas may be with·
held for academic or financial
reasons. Academtc and fman­
cial status should be clanfied
at the Registra r's and
Cashier's OHices pnor to
graduation .
Comphmentary Alumni
Association lifetime mcmbcr­
srup cards will be delivered
w1th diplomas .
Honor Society Formed
By Eric Wold
for the Proneer Log
t it would be good for 1---------­
le to be able to one day '----------Earlier this year, junior
biology major d' Alary Dalton
and biology professor Ed
Florence began an application
process for membershtp mto
the Tn Beta Biological Honor
Society was offlc1a1ly installed at
Lewis and Oark The Society,
wh1ch was founded in 1922,
seeks to encourage and stimu­
late advances in the socnce of
btology. It also recogni1.cs
outstanding academtc per
formance, creates addltaonal
research opportumt1es and
research grants, and allows
for more mterachon among
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make the Lewis and Oark
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cnme on campus. By cr~ating
an awarenes-s 1t 1s the Log's
purpose to help members of
the LC community protect
themselves from being vic·
timized. Listsarccompiledby
reports from security.
r May 18: Wallet stolen
from Alder dorm.
r May 18 Window broken
in Albany quad
May21: Domino'spiua Page3
truck vandalized.
r May 22: L1ght pole v~­
dalizcd tn Copefand parktng
lot.
r May 23: Indoor swim·
ming pool vandalized .
r May 23: Window broken
in Platt dorm.
r May 23: Two wallets sto­
len in Platt dorm.
\.~ Gold watch found on
lower c~tmpus Contact Bar-
bara at24b-4386.
'87/88 Academic Year Ends;
Closure Brings Reminders
By Dave Andr~ws
Pronter Log staff wnter
With the school ye.Jr
coming to an end please keep
in mind some important In­
formation for next year.
The course and registra­
tion c;chcdulc for next year
w til be ready and placed in
campus mail boxes during the
tenth week of the term.
For those financial aid
applicants whose applica­
tions were completed by Feb­
ruary 16, the deadline set by
the Financial A1dofflce finan­
cial aid packages are e.xpected
to be prepared for the tenth
week as well.
During the summer
Pcrkms Loans rcop1ents w1ll
be maill.'<i their promissary
notes to be s1gncd and re-turned to the Financial Aid of­
fice.
Due to cost, the book­
store cannot provide a com·
pletc booklist to each student.
If one wishes, however, one
can write or call the bookstore
any time during the summer
to find out the littcs o( books
they will need for cl<tS$4!$ they
hope to take.
Those mtercsted in help­
ing with New Student Orien­
tation should contact Mindy
Graham at 293-16.."-4 or Sandi
Bottcmillcr in the Residence
Halls Office. Applications
will be available during tenth
week and participants wiU be
sent information O\'cr the
summer.
Have a great summer
but be back for the start of
~hoot on September 12.
Otl1er Honors Awarded
II ouors, cont from 1
OTiiERS: Athletics: Terry Augdl Scltolarslrip, 198;-S Rc­
,;,,ient: M tchael Capka; T er ''Y A.ugdl Scholarsllip, 1988-89 Rcc-ipi­
~$tt: Shcrecn Reaney.
Meridian: Americ1m Scholtl:itiac Press Association, Four
First Pltla' .-\wards: Thomas L.1mpkm, Co-Editor in Chief.
International Programs : Mary Dirnoud Scl•olnrshi1': Caml1
Thong.
Senior Challenge Scholarship , Class of 1988 C ift: Recipient
to be announced.
Micallef Fellowship Recipient : ~sli\! Johnson.
Truman Scholarship Recipient : Zan Norlhrip.
Ben B. Cheney Foundation Scholar.;hips Seniors: Bjorn
Kjellstrom. Williilin Lamb. Da\'id L.lShley, Barbar.l Normann,
KathlL'Cn Wclland Freshm~ to be announced.
Rena J. Ratte Memorial Award Red pent: Lawrence Randall.
AAUW Recognition Award Retipient Mary D.tkin.
Paul Barney Award Recipient : to be announced . • rage ·l Pio11ra Log May 2.6, 1988
•
or urn
Another Bud et Crisis: ? •
Another -;pring tl'ml hns come
,md gone .tt lc'' i-. and Clark, but not
witht,ut thc .tccompanying annui\1
budget cri!!'t~ Though not .ts ront~,·cr·
sial nor .ts public ns thc C\'Cn~ ot last
sprin~. the current crbis set~ an <llarm
ing tn.'t\d. Wttl we 1.1cc suth a problem
everv spring' Must Lt conhnuc tCl
admit ~uch l.ugc number" ot frc-.hmcn
that d.tssc arc either full or crowdoo
and thcdorm!'arcpackcd' lbo a larger
problem c i~ts LC should ('xaminc
whcr<.' ib mone\ tS going. and dctcr­
mmc whether these prioriltc-. arc ap
propri.1tc lor a prwatc lib<:r.ll-art .... rot
lege.
The la.:.t few vcars h;wc seen ..
change .tnd COnlrO\'C TS)' C'n ral,tllOC
llill. At present, we arc completing a
camp;ugl\ dt'~igncJ to build C'ur rather
(ccblc cndo" mcnt to a more rcspL'Ct
able lcn'l. Other acti\'iti.:-.o; have m·
eluded an mcreasc in acth ity at the
gr.,dulte school, the Mfdition of a
Pl'ovost's office, and rapiJ turnovcr m
admmislrativ c personnel fhc stdc-af
fccts of the~ change~ ar~' not all post
ti\'C.
In 1980, the size rA the admini­
stration at Lewis and (J,uk ,., as c;ub­
~tantially smaller than it ts today \IVhdc
some of the mcrca ... es can be justified
due to change!' in enrollment and scope
of the gr<lduatc school, for C\ilmple the
difference in administrati""' size is still
mind-bogglin g. ln 1 QSO the offtcc of
Provost and t::can of fa\.'ulty contai1~cd cmc ~rovost /Dean, 3 Associntc Dc,ms
l!'ome As..c;octalc Dl'ans also held ll\1Ch
ing pl,~thonsl and 3 A-.s1s tc1nt~ .md I or
~'Cr'\'tarie$, (or a tot,ll o( 7 cmploy~~s.
One of the Associate Deans supcrvi-.~d
the Graduate xhool
Toda\ the Provost s oHtcc m­
cludc-. the Provost, an A-.soctcllc Pro­
' ost an Asststo.nt to the Provost, .1nd 2
.:.('(rctancs for a total of 5 people. The
Off tee of DCtln of th1.• C ollcgc of \rt~ .md
~tcnccs [Undeq,r.lduo.ltc Dean] h,,, 7
e-mployees including some who hav~.:
tcachmg post lions Finally, thcOHt\ c of
Dc-:m ol the Graduut~ School ha~ .1
Dc.m, 2 As!-tstant Dc.ms, and l sccrctar·
ic!> for a total of 7. lam not msinu.lling
th,tt any of these indiddunb arc not
competent, but r.t.ther askmg whv 1?
mdwiduals now cover the ~1me tern·
tory that " dtd m 1 QSO? The mae.1s1.'d
role of the C,raduate ~hool might ac­
count ior a portion, but ho'' much of the
173% mcreasc? t-.lor""'ver, these posi­
tion~ cost money the same money that
could placcmorcproCec,;sors m the class-
room
Most other administmh\'C ar­
cuof thecollegeshov. no great incrca!)C
c\\'er the past f~w yean-The Office of
the Presid~nt l" lh" !..~me SIZe, ~S 1'> that
o: most other d•'pt•rtments h"'ad 1uar·
\• •red in the Manor I louse. The Admis·
stons Office hns grO\\! n, though ln.gc
mcreascs in applications to LC. since
1980 ha\'e sta}cd ahead of staU in·
creases. The most glanng l.!xceptton as
Institutional Advancemcni. formerly cnllt'd the Ofh e of the Vice Prc5ident
Cor Dcvclopmcnl. This office hn'< grown
from 10 cmployt>es in 1Q80 to ?0 today.
Wlulc some of this growth c.m be altrib
ult.:d to the current cndov. mcnt cam·
paign. the hope is that all those add1
honal JX'Ople arc cc;scntial and indis
pensiblc
For the coming yc.1r there is
some good ne\\ s Look for unprovc­
mcnb in the library Whtle thi" year's
library budget has been thm (just look at
the empty "ncv.. books' sc.'Clion], the
coming ye.trs Will show the commit­
ment the college has to tmproving
\'\ atzck and giving access to materials
fonncrl) found only at rsu <;Itght sal-
0\r\' increases for a hmited number of
faculty arc also scheduled for ne>.t year,
but IMgcr projects W..c th~ student
union and remodeling of dormitories
wtll hkelv be scrapped.
Fmally, it is my hope that when
the next spring budgct cn..,,s hits, the
policy makers look twice at the size of
the admmistralion before m.akmg fur­
ther cuts in faculty or }1mming lhe
freshman class to balance the budgel
Larger is not always better, but tt costs
more every time
Petc·r Edwards
Senicr
Ilistory!I A. ~.1178_65 of my life:.
The first thing T rctnembercd
lhis n'on1itlg
Was that I forgot to help a
friend
I Ie had given me a survey to fill
out
For some psych class
I Ie had to pass
I lied by filling in the whole
week
1n a day
T wonder how the day went
By without so much as a
thought concerned with plan-
• mng
I wonder how the day went
Fast ac; il did
Tomorrow 1 have planned
To spend with much more
caution
To fill the time with meaning
Joy and Love
But, today is now tonight
And I've forgotten what I did
Perhaps it wasn't so important
Perhaps it was truly brilliant
-by Geoffrey Peard
At Face Value (a Candtd Poll by: Iugrid Haynes
As Seuiors, if you could start
again, wit at would you
do differeutly ?
Tony Fu lgaro, Econ.: I would make a
better long term schedule•, so that I
could cncompas.; a minor and a couple
more overseas trips tn my four years. I
wouldn't have done anything else dif­
fcr~ntly, except with the possible excep­
tion of playing baseball. Of Student Opiniou) Plrotos by: Eric Dickersott
r
Valerie Copriviza , English/ Comm.: I
would havc realizro earlier what a
greenhouse of freewill and .~rcative
thought the lifestyle at LCoHers us from
the distracting day to day pressures of
making ends meet.
•
Ted MJchrHn , Chem: I probc1b y
would h.;,, e gone overseas. 1 rrught
have raised a little more hell politically,
and meet more~ .pte through polltu::al
organizations on campus. Overall, I'm
fai:Jy happy with my experience and
direction in the !ast four years Chris Carter, French/ Nat. Sciences: If 1
had to do it all over again, I would get on
the ball a little earlier, which ts why I'm
not a Bio major anymore I failed to
complete my Bio major and made an
emergency switch to Natural Sctence.
.... -
...
Carl Hayashi, Pschyology: 1 would
havd tried to spend more time doing
things off campus. J would also have
tried to get to know more people and do
more fun things. Adrienne Young, Math: l would have
been more outgoing and meet more
wild people like Tony Fulgaro, instead
of studying in my room all day. 1 would
have never lived in Stewart.
J
l.iza Nortol't, Comnv Psych.: I would
"rganlu my schedule, so that 1 could
take a variety of classes instead of just
under my major. I would try to balance
play .1nci work better than 1 have. 1 went
overseas and I did a double major, so I
wouldn't do much else differently . F
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the Lase1
ttmcs sin
what wq
pcturbcC
which
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smile .. r,
expcnet
unusua~
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perso~
yoursell
yoursed
never p
Almigh
Hell
ASLC
abouty
kecpy
all time
Diq
yearbo(
just doi
move '1:
editor
Clark's
control
your
come.
appti
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Board
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With
and a
1 pas
1 won
If he
on his
may •
1embcrcd
help a
survey to fill
ae whole
iay went
1 as a
with plan-
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lann~d
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what I did
:>important
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Peard
h: I would have
•nd meet more
rulgaro, instead
all day 1 would
wart.
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sych.: 1 would
so that I could
s instead of just
ld try to balance
I have. I went
major, so I
differently. 7
Editor-in-Chief: Gilion Geihs
Managing Editor: Sheila McLaren
News Editor: Kirsten Rian
Forum Editor: Aaron Baar
Features Editor: Jennifer Huenink
Sports Editor: Alison Baker
Photography Editors: Lynn Rosentrater and John Rees
Ad Manager. Tom Cunningham
Business Manager: Scott Hahn
Copy Editor: Dana Mclaren
Staff Entertainment: Geoffrey Peard
Experience Brings Learning
Those of you keeping track of this paper's rcnditJon ol musacal chatrs may
have noticed, to parnphrasc the immorta! words of Ms. Bette Davis: its been a
bumpy ride.
With numerous staU positions changing practically weekly, irate recipi­
ents of critlcism pounding on our doors (or those who were simply misquoted),
and '1'he Creat Jlapcr Debate" thrcnteni ng the lAg's uncontested hegemony over
the Lasenvnter, the 1987-88 academic year prov~d unruly, unrelentless, and at
times simply unmanageable for those of us trying simply to print what is fit (or
what would fit). For those of you who were incensed, inflamed, or othenvise
peturt>M by the ranting (whether you thought it was too much or not enough)
which mnde ats way into ~ach week's edition, we offer our condolences and the
challenge to do a better j''u next year, if you are so indmed.
Through trial and error and error and error, we learned this year what it
takes to meet a deadlinP, put out a weekly paper, and accept criticism with a
smile. It's a rewarding experience~-~ watt: on a paper and we all appreciate that
experience-gained throu~h hard and, at litr.cs, tedious work. We were an
unusually young staff and mest of us will be back next year to build upon the
foundation s laid in the past.
this year has opened our eyes to many lacts ol journalism. Never
perso~lizc the attacks made on th~ paper or inevitably you will begin talking to
yourself in mirrors. Never assume anything is done until you have seen it
yoursclf. Never ask for what you can demand. And, to end a.n incomplete hst,
never promise anything, but imply that you can work feats on par wlth the
Almighty. .
Hello and welcome to this week's
ASLC tour, Including information
about yoar stud on t govcmment. Please
keep your hands and arms in the car at
all times, nnd please remain seated.
Did you work in your high school's
yearbook? Were you very happy with
just doing the freshman layout? Well
move up in the world! Become the
editor of Yiem Kimtah, Lewis and
Clark's own memoirs Imagine having
contTol of the total budget and leaving
your mark on L.C. for generation to
come. Wow! What fun! You can pick up
applications by talking to jon1
Podolsky, Student Communication s
Board Chair in the ASLC lounge.
There is an ASLC-sponsorcd Stll­
dent Forum today. Be sure not to miss
Guy by Wntuk
With a sychronized hello
and a ]Jpanese-made watch
I passed by this guy
on my way to lunch
I wondered
if he used mousse
on his neat and well placed hair
maybe he used the some brand as me?
We arc just alike
consumers and good friends it. Come express your vie~ on the
issues at Lewis and Clark. Let the
campus know what needs to be done.
Don't be afraid to talk. There is always
someone there who had the same feel­
ings you do.
This Saturday is again the SOFA
movie. This week it is "The Rocky
Horror P1cture Show" Everyone who
has seen this movie come on down and
show the virgins what to do. The movie
Is a must see for everyone. SOFA Is also
sponsoring ~~Mr. LC.'' It should be a
night of laughs for everyone. Come on
down and root for your hall's contest­
ant. With your support he (or she) can
• wan.
By Jolm Frost
Student At Large
1 know he'll be wtlh me
until the label's end
Polo gear and yellow socks
1 just can't get enough
l wear just enough make-up
to make myself look tough
1 shop on sP'-~ial occ.:as10ns
birthdays for myself
and at the mall arc all my friends
Mister's Macy, Goldwater, and their
help
-by Geoffrey Peard Pio11cer Log, May 26, 1988
Letterc:r----------------
Offended Student Voices Cotzcerns
To the Editor:
J feel that thas leth:r ~hould be ad­
dn:sscd to the Lewis and Clar~commu­
nily bL'Cause 1 hope that after what I say,
people will think before they act, or at
least realize how thcar actions aHect
other;.
During the courc;c of this last week
two very mtereshng things happened
to me. First of all, as a fnend Jnd I were
joggmg down m Tryon Creek P.1rk we
came across a man on the sade of the
path We were quick to reahze that he
was rMsturbating We quickly turned
around and ran lhe other wav. When • we returned to school, out of breath, we
couldn't believe what had just hap­
pen~..'<! We were sickened (literally> by
what we saw and mad that we have to
be fearful of running during broad
daylight.
The next interesting event occurred
Friday evening. I uc;ually spend my
weekends off-campu~ but last Fnda}
nightl was m my room diligently work­
ing away on my Advertising m1dterm
for Bob Goldman Thts vear 1 was -''blessed" wtth a room with a view of
theSAE lounge. It was no later than 9;00
p.m. when I heard male voac('s yelling
out the wmdow at me. t tumcd my head
to see who was yclhng just to sec a guy
urinating out the window, then another
joined an who, when he was finished,
made crude, sexu,ll gesture~ towards
me. lf that wasn't enough, a thtrd male
vom1tcd out the window, turned
around and "hi-fived" his buddy I was extremely offended. r couldn't believe
wh.lt hud just happened nnd lhut sick­
ening (ccling in my stomach arose
ag.lin. What is going on?
One duy we h.1ve .1 ''Peeping Tom"
lur~ ing around campu~ and a m.1lc
flasher /m.1sturbator in Tryon Park.md
we have the whole LC male force be­
hind usC females at LC), to track this guy
down "to tear him to pieces" .md "to
ffillke him learn what is 'nght and
wrong."' Then the next thmg we have
arc males from the same community,
who have expn .. ':SS4.>d the same concern
but yet behaving in the same llldnner
that they so quickly condemned earlier.
H's so unbelievably contr.tdictory that I
c.1n't even bchcvc th.1t anyon(.; would
have to dc.1l with this. ·1 here's no e -
cu~c. Tn my other context, it would be
unacceptable and considcrc..'Ci a matter
to be hJndled by the police. Just bo-.
cause we're in. a college atmosphere
dor~tn't mean we (as women) or .1nyone
should be abu~ with this conduct. For
an organization that should~ working
(or the communaty it seems to me their
working ag<nnst at. How qut<.kly 1
remember why I spend my wc.'Ckcnd~
off-c.1mpus.
Lattrua tVitlrycomlJe
Juuior
ASLC President Speaks Out
Dear Editor:
Recently, a number of fellow stu­
dents have been asJcing for my opimon
concerning the NLRB decision and the
cun ent situation oon-veen the two most
verbal faculty factions (those for or
against the union\zation of the faculty at
Lcwts and Clark) and the administra­
tion.
Quite honestly, 1 have no opin1on
either way because 1 don't feel that it b
my concern unless-and this I strl!ss-1
feel that it will affect my education In
some ways 1t do~, so what 1 do ts ask
questions and get answers. But 1 have
decided that Uus ts not my battle; 1 d.o
not choose to take a stand on the
unionization issue bcc.tusc it doe~ not
affect my life at Lewis and Clark; it
affects the faculty. therefore it is their
decision. The ongoing battle b,:twern fac­
ulty and administration . however, af­
fects my daily life at Lewi~ and Clark
because all I s,ee is chaos. 1 am just as
confust'<i as most of the ~tudentson thh
c.1mpus.
1t b not my role to defend the .Jd­
ministrnbon or the f.tculty; neither
"side'' is more right or wrong th.tn the
other m my perception . As f.u as power
(or powerlessness) is concemcd.. l think
that each 'side" comes out even. The
.ldministr.tti on decides what goes un at
this college, and therefore suppo~l y
hnsmorc power. but who intcraclS with
the studcnl'> on a daily ~lSis? The f.lc­
ulty. This college can't e-)[ist without
one or the other, and quite frankly. I'm
surprised at the tone of all the voices I hear Looking for a scapegoa t at this
college isn't going to get any thing done,
but telling everyone to listen to each
other seems to be an impossible plea.
Are these people who refuse to listen to
each other our role models? Arc we
wtlhng to listen to ot!\er JX~p le at the
sacnfice of our opimons for just one
moment'
My concern is the students, and to
my fellow classmates I say this: get the
information you feel you need to have
so that you can understand what is
gomg on. Ultimatum s arc not nccc..-.­
sary. because in my experience. a"king
people simple questions is enough to
get the answers. lf you can't get people
to listen to you, ask me to do it, because
this is \.,·hat I pcrcei \'e my role to be, anu
l will stand on ~h .11f of student opin­
ion. whatever it may be. 1 can't end the
battle between the faculty and the
administrati on, but I can hH them know
that we. the student<>, arc concerned
abouthow itaffcctsoureducation.lam
here to make sure that students know
what is going on here at ou~ institu­
tion. Weare only here tor four years (if
we're lucky); but that doesn't mean that
we .U'\! not a part or this collL-gc. lsn · t that
why we' rc here?
I \\'Ould apprccintc.tny responSt."S to this
lclt~r to bo 2953.
Sincerely.
McJria Webst~;•r
President, ASLC Wl\lk R~..'.lgan hll" hie: Bork", W;lll
~ti"C''.'t hac: it--Mond.lys and ~wryon~ l'lo;c
hil'> mldh~nn .. Ja,t ""Ccl.: thu PiC! Lo h.1d om'
b1g Pllnuc.he· m the butt!
Euch week the log 1'\.'CCIW" many
advt'rti'-Cm~ntc: to b~ c:tutfcd ln the told of
the ncw~papcr . Although the Lo~ Ci\1"1
potcnh<llly profit by helping thl'..c' • • ]\,S
puNicattono;circulatc w~.t .. s I)
tend to allow on'• e ~
... upplcm•'- · • t1 J ·"'
... \ -4 • rt . :J .. uappt-n
S I) C"" .... work cHc tiwly
~ ""n unintentionally , m l<l"t
\ ..... Lvg. of P.milc.hr.. •
You mily h;wl! ~n one or th\' f"•w
f'O"I\:rr.dl!>play~..>d around thccolmpus; un::-...
anonymou~ , quickly design~.'<! po.-.
scn"C.'d to remind lcwi~ and Cl.lrk c:tud•·•n ..
of tu;;:t what c..'\actly their Pto Los h.1d ~'en
party '"· no Jc..c; than the promotion n ...
\'iolcncc , scxi ... m, and pro·militilr
propaganda .
We tend to agroc ·with thio;; c.u;r-.H'""''
And thh ~,.'\Jitorial is, by way ot
C.'\planation, an apolog) to our r~..J.dcrs.
cditori.ll staff ncvc.r gilv' approv.11 to
nppclranre of "Pllnilc.ht' It i"lht-n;. .. utt o :a
mt~ommunic.\t lon that .. Pilnnci~L" wa .... DO vhtit the 700
,,llowcd to appear.
ll\1'• editorial is important lxX"3U'~
c\ cnt ... such ao; the •Panacht" mcld,•nt can
have a din'd influence upon the reputation
of n ncw:-papcr and, subsequently, th<lt
pap1.'t" s c:t3ff. A dic;turbing exam plc oft h1' 1 s
the inclu!"ion of the Log's photo 1.-ditor,
Oa\"td Batt~ . in the crt'dits of "'Paru;che," as
th.:! publication', Lcwic: and Clark
corTC!'pondcr.t Thi!> falsehood hac: caused
OJ\id'c; name to be sm~red \\'ithout
re.1SOn. 0J\1d is in no way connected , .. ith
•panacM" and has been m contact ·with the
publi-.hcr.o of this magazine a numb\!!' of
times, trymg to ha' c hi name removed
from the magazine.
[)car Y (.IUr f:d lll"'." 'S,
Thank you for mil~dng m · Wlld\'!"1
fanlU"IC.$ come tru,•. Panache "'''~11:ine • t"Th,, ColiC'&e Magazmc That S1z...:lcs"
'"'iiS u wond1·raul addition to vour u.-.u.tlh • • tnlc and bonng Log. r\c; :~ fr~shman mal,
hvmg on campu .. , 11'c: wonder lui to ''-"' th~:
gir}c; m the maguzmc having a great lim' \,\
at college. 1 have already pinn'--d up all 1 '\\0 :'(
thctr pictures 0\ er my bed and am ~\lv\ :J e 0
looktng dec;pcroltclv for more copacs o; '\).)0 ~Q-'\1\
the mnga?.inc. Do vou hnvc :mv r-\C\'\ '\)e, 1 )
Or hove thcv all been taken a ~\ \'\(\
people \\'ho move faster thnn me? \\'\e,i 'l
01 course I found the plCIUr~ ' ~o. e.
wonderful and t'l!ry til ... tcful. ~ly rni>t ' "'\'\\.~
would be proud to kno\\' you'rl' n ~0'
corruptms mv mmd \\'lth filth nnd smu. )
hkc other people in order to mnkc n buck
But once I got past the ptcturc.-;, J found
tht• writing to be even more mtnguang.
\\1ho can .1rgttc with the ~~d it or ol this
,,·ondcrful pic~c of journalism? llb
· thr,'t' wn\•s to )(,ok .11 life" an• nght 1)11
t~~rgct . L\ut hu~ chotre that dill p1ckll·<: .1n
the most unportnnt reason to li~l' i ,,,)~~'
(btmbo!; nrc). llis philo ... ophy, "YClu'w
gutta fight for your nght to
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART'r ' as by far
the one thnt 1 wtll choose to live my life by
Also, hi new word~ art> bc.luttlul, "hotd ~
(m<'anang "c ccllcnt, c ~cpt10nn].
awesome") shlluld dcfinatclv Ond its WA)
onto the LC\\IS and Oark cmpus shortly 1 .l
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In fact, l'vl! ~tnrtcd U!itnS Jt already. Lalit
weeks l.l'g w<Js n ,hj)tcl lssuc because of
the tnduston of Pan1zchr.. Another Column of Crisis
And the features !!! My guliricnd lA n
didn't know Dwt..'C.Ztl Zappa was such Y Vllflf is p
studmuffin untsl she read has proftlc VV7: (/ rovost?
Panachr.. Th'-'Y really showoo us what~ 1(/f does p ·
what about hun, let me tell you. And if I a rovoc::t D
cnn't PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY fo '-0?
the• rt::>t o£ my hfc, I w .. mt lo be Dw~.->c.Zil. • 1
would ju!>l die to have a ~i!>\Cr mufl
Moon Umt. "
And the success &torv about th"
form the Univc~ity o! Pcnn,.ylvnnt,l
cnn I say? It was s1mply awe m
I'm gomg to take h to hc~1r1 . Ho~
you?
Agoin, ! have to say thank
ma~:.tng :m othi!twisc boring Lcp Chr;8 1, • ·/?' r ....-c:;:;:J ~
1 C4ln't wait unul the neAt lSliUf 8c>l)r: A 0P~, l·.re / r(I{I(D \' :
anyone? h1"<.' th doctor lh .4;/tPf!r&on ,......
e IJI~t~o at t't.•mo , Oral S v \'S "Be:
Sane<: rely,
ArrondTyrc st r~~~~ r;es b,ITJion +\ ~ Mot\)
r them. ~. 4 ' . litw
LOb'i..G
This artistic endeavor , lot'~ttt tawn In front
Templeton, is rumored to of senior, C
Schon be Pioucrr 988
idea of having con­
ames an the dorms
'issue for years, and
.he appropnate time
she s~ud. Chicken Pox Epidemic
Hits LC: Record Proportions
BAMB\_ -you ? V o c():yt~.1'tl-s .
J
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ONt Of Tl \e MOST
lC AND HAPPY SPACb
nrE PANTHEON. o"'
Whiting considers th•s to
N' an appropriate time be­
cause of the growing knowl­
edge of Sexually Transmitted
Disease<:; "\nntin"'c o.-o tho acers Come
up Em p t~y~_ "::..~-: .;nfh:;::lS-::\\7.'il1it b::c7tlh::c::scc::o::n~d ;;;;.J
By Neil the Runner ,, w yc.u in " row that the __ P_•_o,_tcrr Log Stau rd~ freshman das" will be over
500 students, and this has
some people worried. student
quote
A -I suck my b.11ls every
night.
on
ne
531 Security Needs Concern Camvu .~
Odell Slumber Party Solves
LC Governance Problem!:
.used Of " ding Marbles" '1 have nothing to say."
rtistic endeavor, loc.1
~eton, is rumored to br
lbPr'O' lawn in front of
of senior, Carl
l'tloto by l.)'ft" It,.,,,,..,., • ~~ -~
J Vote v
to Divest
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To Do Page7
Next Sunday
You're in college now. You havl.! no
right to be bored
Wake up to t.1t1c. Enjoy a cignr.
Shower to cla!.~lca l Slhlvu with Pcpto
B~mol Flo:>~ with humun huir. Put a
tequil.t worm In soml'Onc' toothpaste .
Discct an Advll. Synchroni1.c w;ttcl\t ...
Tokyo time. R .... frJin from w~nng
mak.eup, jt•wh:ry llnd wri~twatC'h for 2-'
hour!'.
Watch Jimmy Swaggart. Think
about it.
B~.1kyourdict . PrcparcanavJC4ldo,
sour cream omlctte. Eat it. Shotgun a can
of cranberry JUICC. Read Mother Goose
and Crimm. Clco.n your wallet. Dcf.1cc
aU papcrcurn!ncy . M.1kc a chicken bon\!
necklace. Wr01p your favorite shoes in
duct tap!!. Spr.ty p.1int a pair of jeans.
Wear them.
Rt'.ld the '88 Cuin~ Book for
ansptr<lhon. Sco how m.tny :>i7.c AA
batten c.-. you can At an your mouth. Send
a po~t c.1rd w1th k~.-. than ten word
Send flowers to your least Ill vontc
person. Send your RD love m.ttl. Th.mk
your grandp.1rents for havmg chlldrcn .
Contact a celebrity and nsk for money.
(icjammySwagg.ut) Ask yourdcuti61 to
!>elld a ft\..~ toothbrush. Steal vour -favorite profs ga~ cap and rctum it
anonomouslyonc week later. Count the
cigarette butt., below thl•library campu ~
Da~ributc candy ciglli'CttCS to
Buy a member of the oppot~itc SClC u
Neil Sc.'dak.l album And a S<'<'Ond hand
bowling 1hirt with your name on It, Buy
a o;ccond hand iron. Dm crocks with it.
judging by the cover, buy a book.
Read it cover to cover, on the bu ... If tt'o;
good.lend at to<;OmL'One . If it'~ not good.
lend at to <;Omconc cl~ . Count the
contrails with c.1ch l c; dcgn.-c 5oh1ft an the
!>un·~ path. Sleep on a p.uk bench.
Tcrromc pigeon-.. Pinch a !'tra.ngcr and
~'Y it was for a psych e"pcrimcnt . Walk
a straight line for ont' mile.
Picnic on top ot n water tower <ie ncar
Forest) Write a poem nbout your
• • • tavonte an5-l.'Ct or anvcrtcbratc. Eat
hnncd, rosewood smoked oy .. tcrs.
Memorize th~ birthdatcs ot three war
criminals. Mcomortzc Ntxon's
inauguration Spcl."Ch and social s.xurity
number. Draw a Bclusa whale. Drawn
Beluga what~ Wllh your ey~ do~
Note the diff\!rcnet". Plan one get rich
quick schcmc. Urinate. l:lunch papt!r
;urplanc.; bdorc de ccnding
wat\!rtowcr.
Ann lp:c something ou know
nothing about. ~·.uch the want ndds for
somt:thingyou don't need. Rc.1d th\? q
section of the dictionru:y. Ll·.lm to t"ing
The Star Sp.1ngled &nne~ m Ru sian.
Sloop again
Attend SAGA \Vlthout undcrWt;ar .
Submerge pla;;.tic: army men in lt.1lian
dre;.sing. FL'Cd entirely from other
proplcs untouch\ld food. Admoni~
them for their bad habit.
Dip the Yellow Pagcc: tn water.
F ..... rccz,..,·c 1t. Place a supcrb.lll/motor oil/
BB in n bkndcr. Blend it. [)o..it­
youn;cli-drcndlod"' with hoO(!y and
tlour. Rubb.:!r cement your toes
together. Drink. cold and fa t, a full pot
of co~ Have a Chari~ Bronson party
wtth 'I'>c.lth Wio;h' I, II, lit and IV Send
Ch.ulcs Manson a get W\!U cnrd. Growl,
hum und whhtl~ at a fan. PromlSC
vounclt you'll visit (name country of
choiC\!) before you du:. Milke u list.
By Mike Thiss
funior English'""
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fresh coffee Page 8 Piouecr Los, M<ly 26, 1 Q88
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Portland Night Clubs Light Up The usic Scene
ny Mark Todd
Pionru Log sfrljJ writa -
Portland has long been
touted as an area possessing a
pool o( musical talent above
and bcvond that in cttics of
compar.1blc stze.
Rocl hi~torians remem­
ber the Kmg$mcn s Louie
Louie" \\ htch v.•as one oft hose
"out of no'" here" phenomena
coming trom Portland, but
there arc many more recent
e amplcs of local success as
well.
Currently Nu Shooz has
just relea5cd another album
that ts rising up the charts and
the Dan Reed Network hos
relc.1scd their first national
album to more than Catr rc­
vtews.
A lew year!) ago Portland
saw the r~leasc nationallv of ,;
Quartcrnash , johnnie and the
Distractions , and local fa\'Orite
Robert Cr.w. Two made 1t into -the monev. one didn't. •
Portland lzas
1tever been a
Top 40 town.
Another local band who
hasbecnslumnungaround the
clubs here locally 1s Cool R
whose release is hitting the
stores soon These are just the
Rock and R&B groups, but
Jazz. Folk, New Age and vari­
ous other categones of groups
are making the1r btds all the
time.
Portland has never been a
Top 40 town, prefemng to go
1ts own eclectic way as far as
night club entertainment IS
concerned.
Of course you can always
go toone of the hotel chains for
some Top 40, but .in Portland,
even some of these find them­
selves trying the origmal mu­
sic format when the Top 40
formats that work m all the
other towns gam little atten­
tion here.
Pio Baseball- thanks for the
thrills this year, from the
Aquahc world!!
Wendy Ruth: You may find
your friend where I keep my
toothbrush ... hanging by his
toes.
JAIME GONZALEZ: Happy
8!!! I love you! -NIC
To the 2n:l East Family-Thanx
for the lei! The Spodi was good
too. What a way to start off the
"terrible two's!" Thank you •
Virgin of the Sand Dunes. P.S. ·roc D.md:. hxal1y that pl.ty
the current h1ts fmd them
selves going out o! town to
ftnd stead} employment.
For the out of town col
lege student lool..mg for good
muc;tc m Port1.1nd bars, one
ma) ha' c to scar~h a httle
more duhfull) to ensure that
what you get I!:' to your JjJ.ang,
but the rewards of local night
clubbing c.ln be VCI) reward·
ing a~ well.
If ):'Oll nero ad vice for
places to start look mg. I olfer a
few ~u~cshons for stclrters.
Not everyone has s1milar
ta~tes in dubs or bands, bul I
tried to keep ,1 "libcr&ll arts alti·
tude' about me whale compil·
ing lhts list
BRASSERIE MONT­
MARTE: Tius ts a !'mall jazz
JOmt downtown at 626 S \ V
P.trk It's a popular spot to take
adak tor dinner and music or
iN a late-night :.hot "' 1th a
tricnd.
Tile\' alwavs have some , .
o the best small local Jazz
groups and I like their black &
while checked floor. Hard hq­
uor <1nd a hip, downtown type
of atmosphere No cover
charge, but dancmg IS almost
out of the question
CISCO AND PAN­
CHOS: This is a Mexican res­
taurant and bar at 107 N.W.
5th They offer mostly R&B
groups wtth some Rock, hard
liquor, and a small dance floor
for 15 couples at a time Its
stage was a last minute addi­
tion and it looks hke it Light~
mg for the bands is whatever
someone happens to bring
with them.
Small cover on the week
ends. I'm always surprised at
the quality of bands they get to
play here. If the band's no
good, it's within walking dis­
tance of Satyricon, Key Largo,
and Suz1c Wong's.
DAKOTA CAFE: One of
the newer dubs on the scene,
this venue at ?.39 S.W. Broad­
way ofCers Rock and R&B and
a good local pm on Mondays.
The capacity here is larger at
450, but still has a small dance
floor. Cover vanes up to $2
DANDELION PUB:
This 1s one of my personal
favorites. Blues and old Soul
mustc ts standard. There lS
soe OFF somctlung comfortable .thout
this tittle dub at 31 N W 23 PI
Cover 1s usually $1 but can be
as much a" $3
They consistently ha\'C
good loc.1l lJlcnt which ro­
tates. One band wtll pl.l}' every
Monda), another Tuesday~.
etc ll.ud hquor .md good bar·
tenders There i~n t much of ,,
dance lloor but it gets \'\'ell
used
OJ'S VILLAGE JAZZ:
Key Largo:
the place 111ost
likely to offer
the best new
n1usic .... 1nost
likely to offer
something
different just
because it is
different.
jazz on First and B in Lake
Oswego. No cover, hard liq­
uor, and it's close.
THE DRUM: If you're
mto Country, this ts the place
to sec Portland's best. Mexican
food, hard hquor, and cowboy
boots. $2 cover on the week·
ends. 14601 S.E. OtVJsion
DUBLIN PUB: A wide
range of music here, from Irish
pub mus1c to who knows
what. Small local favorite with
people in Southeast Portland
at 31st and Belmont. Beer and
wine only, but no cover.
ELI'S: Big hair here! This
is where you are most likely to
hear some Hard Rock. I've
seen the dub under six differ­
ent owners and names.
They have two floors and
can never quite decide what to
do with them. Large capacity
and good dance floors. Hard
liquor and a cover charge. lt's
downtown at 424 S.W. 4th.
Possible meat-market tenden­
cies.
TiiE HOBBIT: Great to
cal Jazz, no cover, and hard
liquor. 4420 S.E. 39th. (Jf you
haven't seen Mel Brown play
• 16 oz. Soft Drink
and Bag of Chips
with purchue ol any
Foot Long Sandwich
ON PHONE ORQERS
RECEIVED BY 11 AM
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De II y 8952 SW Barbur I
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him here}.
KEY LARGO: TI1e place
most likely to offer the best
new music Manager Tony
Dl'moco li has gained a repu ta
hon as the man most likely to
offer something different JUSt
because it is different.
Occasional national acts
on warm-up tours, etc. and the
best local Rock acts (all the
ones I mentioned above who
have gone nallonal have
played here consistently) .
Hard liquor and a cover charge
that varies with the act. 31
N.W 1st. Cajun food and a
dance floor.
LONG GOODBYE:
Pizza, beer, and you never
really know who might play
here Acts from Punk to Blues,
usually the ones who need the
exposure Two stages and two
dance floors. N.W 10 and
Everett
O'CALLAHANS : This is
a club that has a Top 40 look to
tt, but even Beaverton
wouldn't support a Top 40
club It still tries to offer the
most commercial sounding
dance musk it can.
Pasta and seafood dm­
ners, hard liquor, a nice big
dance floor, and $1 cover. It's
the kind of place you dress up
to go to. 11650 S.W Canyon
Rd.
Satyricon:
Portland's
"Alternative
Rock" club ...
A look at
the names of
the bands that
play here is
entertaining
all by itself.
RAFTERS: Just like
O'Callahans except it's in Sell­
wood and the dance floor isn't as big. My mother went here
for dinner wllh her friends.
Commercial Rock mustc, hard
hquor, and a cover thnt varies
at 220 S.E Spokane under­
nc.lth the Sellwood bridge
REMO'S: N1ce Italian
food and Jazz only. The ktnd of
place you could take a first
dale and shll hec1r good mus1c
while you cat TI1ebcstofsmaU
local jazz groups, hard liquor,
and a cover of $1 or $2 at 1425
N W Chsan
ROSE AND THE RAIN­
DROP: Silly name for a night
club but a good R&B group
(The I lawls} play on Sunday
night. Hard liquor. 6821 S.W
Beavcrton -1 lillsdale l fwy in
Rale1gh J l1lls
SALTY'S: A nice place to
eat and catch a good Jazz or
Blues group. No cover, hard
liquor and then you can go
dance at The Rafters later 513
S.E Clatsop 1n Sellwood .
SATY R ICON:
Portland's "Alternative Rock"
club.lf neword1ffcrent is what
you seck, this might be JUSt the
ticket Punk, Wave, Trash,
and/ or the next category of
new music m the Rock vein A
look at the name of the bands
that play here is entertaining
all by itself.
The street is a U ttle bit
scary because of the neighbor­
hood,so go with a friend. Hard
liquor, dance floor, and a van­
able cover. 125 N.W. 6th.
SHANGHAJ LOUNGE :
They've tried really hard to
make Top 40 work here, im­
portmg it from all over the
country, but mostly its the best
of Portland's Commercial
Rock bands.
Classy-type joint to see
girls and boys all dressed-up.
Hard liquor, nice dance floor,
and no cover. lt's a "S<..-ene."
0309 S.W. Montgom ery St.
I know 1 haven't men ~
tioncd all the places to go and I
didn't explore all the types of
music to hear, but this is pretty
much the Portland night club
scene as I've seen it. If vou're
• new to the bar scene, I hope
this will give you some cred­
ible choic<.'S without havir.g to
stumble into too many old­
timers taverns to find a music
club you're comfortable pa­
tronizing.
Any Sandwich
with purchue ol another
Sandwich of the eame •lze ol
equal or greater value. I
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8952 SW Barbur I
245·0337 1 -e~
By Ellen
Pioneer I .o~
The west
of Nc."VCr In J
Shirley Gee o
day at fir Act
will continue\
Thursday, Fn
day nights. 11
Northern lrel
and 1t brings t
of a country t1
stant violcnc1
fear. Guest c
Brandon wnl(
1ty of this lt
everyone-chi
lovers, friE
choices that l
arc lucky en
places of pea
make."
The cas!
characters, t
them under
and they n
from London
c;ide, and fr
Bangor, Nor
theothcr Tor
Parker, tS a 1
soldier fight
Ireland Tc!
Pos1e Ander
old, and hv~
• mnocencc ar
Tom and Teo
against the t
and through
theprcjudi~
of the war cc
Charlie
Ford, 1S alsc
but unlike"(
and a child 1
played by [
an example
ing the ton '
tf the actual
T
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AN co
AW
~ :'t cene
• mother went here
' Wllh her friends
al Rock music, hard
l a cover thot varic~
:.. Spokane under·
kllwood bridge.
O'S: Nice ltali~n
1zzonly Thckindo!
could take a first
till hear good music
~at The best of sm.-111
~roups, hard liquor,
•r of $1 or $2 at 1425
ln
E AND THB RAIN­
ly name for a nlght
1 good R&B group
~s) play on Sunday
d liquor. 6821 S.W
·Hillsdale H wy m
lis
:Y'S: A nice place to
tch a good Jazz or
lp. No cover, hard
1 then you can go
he Rafters later 513
pin Sellwood.
TYRICON:
"Alternative Rock"
1 or different is what
his might be JUSt the
nk, Wave, Trash,
c next category of
tin the Rock vein. A
: name of the bands
nere is entertaining
f.
trect is a little bit
lSe of the neighbor­
• with a friend. Hard
ce floor, and a vari-
125 N.W 6th.
~GHAI LOUNG E:
ied really hard to
40 work here, im­
from all over Ule
tt mostly its the best
:td's Commercial
s.
{·type joint to see
oys all dressed-up
r, nice dance floor,
,ver. It's a "~-ene.''
~ontgomery St.
w 1 haven't men
i'\C places to go and (
ore aU the types of
.ar, but this IS pretty
~ortland night club
e seen it. If vou're
•
~ bar scene, I hope
~vc you some creel­
without havir.g to
to too many old­
~ms to find a music
·e comfortable pa-
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eatures
• ever n rem teres
-By Ellena Weldon
Pioneer Log staff write-r -
The west coast premterc
of Nevrr l11 My Lifetime, by
Shirley Gee opened last Thurs
day at ftr Acres Theatre and
will continue its showings th1s
Thursday, Friday, and Satur­
day nights The play is set in
Northern Ireland and Britain
and il bring!' to life the people
of a country that exists m con
slant violence, poverty, and
fear. Guest djrcctor Rosalie
Brandon writes that the "feroc
ity of thjs landscape forces
everyone-children, parents,
lovers, friends-to make
cho1ccs that those of us who
are lucky enough to hve in
places of peace never have to
make-" where else M;ure, played by
Ann Flannig~1n, is from Belfast
She is angry at the v1olcnce sht
witnesses against her people,
and she is willing lo fight and
to risk her life for her country.
Tessie's mother, pl~yed by
Zcna Hymes, is a woman
caught In the mess and confu­
sion of the war She is a woman
wath a good heart and tries to
sec the good in people, and
although she is from Belfast.
she serves as o mother figure
for both sides. Ariel Estrada
and Mike llcalcy play two
Brittshsoldaers,and Heidi Van
Schoonhoven ts a woman from
Belfast.
..
tory, will lead the discuss1on
on Friday, May 27. The pnce of
ndmisston for the show is$1.00
for students and 1t begins at
8:00p.m H1sa produchon that contains themes that we read
about m hterature class or in
newspapers, and like the pro­
duction of Tup Girls last fall,
Never In My ufehme is an ex-ample of how powerlultheatr~
can be a form of communica­
tion and of social and politlCdl
• • • cntlctsm. The cast consists of nine
characters, the maJority of
them under 22 years of age,
and they represent people
from London, England on one
s1de, and from Belfast and
Bangor, Northern Ireland on
the other. Tom, played by Scan
Parker, 1s a 19 year old British
soldier fighting in Northern
Ireland Tessie, played by
Posic Anderson, is 18 years
old, and lives m Be1fast. The
mnocencc and energy of both
Tom and Te~1e is contrasted
against the terror of the war,
and through them, we sec how
the prejudices and the violence
of the war control their lives. The set moves from
homes in Bntatn to Northcrr
Ireland, through war infestoo
streets and parks with very
httlc change of ovcra II struc­
ture Painted in shades of black
and brown wtth patches of old
brick and areas with holes, the
set creates a mood of destruc­
tion and decay from the very
first scene Some scenes take
place using only portions of
the set and wings, and al­
though the plot tS chronolog i­
cal, lime moves forward and
backwards, wtth characters
talkang about events before we
sec them happen. Over 40 stu
dents are working on this pro­
duction Student Bikes Against Hunger
Charlie, played by John
Ford, IS also a British soldier,
but unlike Tom, he has a wtfe
and a child at home. The wife,
played by Debbie Kassner, is
an example of how devastat­
mg the lonely war can be even
if the actual f1ghting is some-Because the material of
th1s play ts disturbmg, and
because ilts about a war that is
taking place today, there will
be diSCUSSIOnS held after lhe
performances both Thursday
and Friday night. Jim Stuart,
Lew1s and Clark's chaplam,
will lead the d1scuss1on on
Thursday, May 26 and David
Savage, a LC professor of his-- -
By Jennifer Huenink
PtonD:r Log staff wnter -
This summer, sophomore
Sara Rasmussen will be "ped­
alling for progress;" a two
month, 3600 mile bike ride
across America to generate
support for a grassroots solu­
tivns to global poverty.
"Bike Aid" is a part of the
Overseas Development Net­
work wht.ch is a national or­
garuzatlon joining students
HONORS CONVOCATION
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JOIN US IN CELEBRATING THE
ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF
GRADUATING SENIORS AND
OTHERS WHO DESERVE SPECIAL
RECOGNITION. IN ADDITION TO
DEPARTMENTAL HONORS. FELLOWSHIPS
AND OTHER FORMS OF RECOGNITION. THE
COLLEGE WILL PRESENT THE PAUL BARNEY
AWARD, THE AAUW AWARD AND THE RENA
RA'rl'E AWARD. and communities in address­
mg issues of global poverty
and mjustice
The "Bike Aad" route Ras­
mussen will be taking is from
Seattle to Waslungton DC
where bikers will stay in host
communillcs and volunteer
theJI time m soup kitchens,
food banks, and homeless moncyfor "BikeAid' and to en­
courage awareness of glob<1l
inequalities
All students arc invited to
eat dinner an DuBach Dining
Room on Thursd.1y, June 2 at 5
p.m. Donations will be ac­
cepted for Rasmussen's transa­
merican bike trip.
"I feel like it is time to do
''I feel that it is ti1ne to do
something where tile
1110t1ey will go directly
to the people who need it."
shelters.
"We wall disseminate in­
formation about the extent of
poverty and hunger in the US.
and abroad, and sugg~t ways
in which mdav1duals and
commumties can lx>come a
part of the solution;• Ras­
mussen satd.
The ODN will be hosting a
'World Ba. to rabc something where the money
will go directly to the people
who need it. Maybe m) acllons
will ..-.pur other people to be
involved and raise the level of
awareness about the hunger
problem a.nd global incqu.:tlity
at Lewis and Clark," she s.11d,
"reople here have never really
been hungry."
If you don't do something about heart disease. it just
might do you in. The American Heart Association urges
you to quit smoking, reduce the fat and cholesterol in
your die~ and control high blood pressure.
ft American Association V call our Oregon office at 1-800-452·9445 • • Page 10 Pioucer tog, May 26, 1988
orts
LC Coaches Recognize uAthletes o the Year''
By Alison Baker
Photos by Lynn Rosentrater
Ptoneer Log staff
The Pioneer Log Sports
Department asked Lewis and
Oark coaches to nominate the
athletes in then respective
sports who they feel 1s most
deserving of Athlete of the
Year honors because of out­
standmg performance, tm­
provcment, effort or attitude
this year.
Unfortunately not all
coaches were able to respond
by the deadline. In any case,
the Log congratulates all LC
athletes and coaches on their
efforts and successes thls year.
After all, •.vtthout you, there
wouldn't even be any sports
pages-and that would be no
fun at all.
For women's soCcer, coach
Randy Nordlof c1ted the play
of jumor Marcia Reynolds as
worthy of spec1al recognition.
''Marcia hadanoutstandmg
season th1s past fall," Nordlof
satd. Reynolds captamed the
Pioneer soccer team, leading
the team in scoring and assists.
She was named to the All­
District team for the third year
rna rO\\',and was also named to
the All-Conference team for
the second bme.
It was JUnior Kathy
Copple's leadership both on
and off the court that
distmgutshed her play from
her teammates for volleyball
coach Jim Kirby. "She really
took on a leadership role that
helped team morale a lot," he
said According to Kirby,
Copple was one of the team's leading outside I·utters and
defensive players.
In men's basketball,
sophomore Brad Senatra
chosen as player of the year by
coach Dean Scmpcrt. Senatra
was the leadmg scorer and
rebounder on the team, and
also became the first player
since 1970 to be selected to the
Northwest Conference First
Team, according to Sempert
•
Brad Senatra
"After cap tam and leadmg
rebounder John Potter had to
leave the team because of a
l..nee mjury, Brad pushed his
game to a htgher level,"
Sempert said
Nordlof nominated soph­
omore Kristin Rademancher
Kristin Rademancher
for Athlete of the Year honors
in women's basketball Rad-
11IF YOU DESIRE WITH ALL emancher was the captain of
her team. She averaged 10.1
points per game, led the team
in rebounding. and was voted
first team All-Conference.
Track coach David Fix
recognized the efforts and
successes of junior Karl Larsen
m hts nommation of her for
Athlete of the Year. Larsen was
the leading point scorer on the
1988 track team, and she was
voted MVP by her teammates .
Among Larsen's strong
performances this year cited by
her coach were conference
meet records in the 100and200
meter dashes with ttmesof12 .0
and 24.9, and a district record
in the 400 meters (56.40).
Larsen was also voted by the
conference coaches as out­
standing women performer of
the conference meet.
Leadership was the
dtstinguishing quality
women's varsity tennis coach
Virguua Neal named as setting
scruor DeeDee Dobbins apart
from her teammates.
"DeeDee played the tough
number one singles position
and serves as team captain,"
Neal said "After transfemng
from Whttman College three
years ago, she has been a strong
•
DeeDee Dobbins
YOUR HEART, FRIENDSHIP \•/ITH EVZRY
RACE OU EA.qTn, YO~ THOUG:tT , SPIRI'fUAL
AND POSITIVE , ~'I'ILL SPREAD ; IT \•/ILL
BECDr':E TH:s DESIRE OF OTHERS , GRO':IING
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THE 1·1IliDS 0~ ALL r4ZN. ''
FRIDAY MAY 27th in STAHM
FREE '\·1 PI\
DRESS IN NATIVE COSTUME
~~~ ¢T
~ C(., v.~. '*'-&loA'\ t\~ J. member of the LC team.''
Senior four-year lettennan
and team captain Greg
Endicott was chosen by men's
tennis coach Don Udlock as
Athlete of the year.
"Greg has risen through the
ranksfromnumber5o r6on the
ladder as a freshman to
number one as a senior,"
Udlock said. "He has been an
excellent captain leading by
example both on and off the
courts."
As a climax to his final
season, Endicott swept
through the District 2 NAlA
tournament winning all 8
matches he played m singles,
and also in doubles with his
partner Steve Harvey. His
victory in number one singles
sent him to the national
tournament this week .
Tom Herrick
Golf coach Fred Wilson
cited senior Tom Herrick's as
the outstanding Pioneer golfer
for1988. Herrickwasoneofthe
top players in all the
tournaments, according to
Wilson. He qualified for the
national tournament and will
play there the second week of
June.
"Tom has always been a strong contributer to the team
but he has really blossomed as
a senior," Wilson said.
Two seniors, Wa ne
)
Wayne Anderson
Anderson and Joel Johnson
were recognized by baseball
coach Jerry Gatto for their
outstanding efforts this season.
Anderson was named to the
All-District and and All­
Conference teams. Leading the
Pio's in home runs, RBls and
total bases, he was voted MVP
hts teammates . Gatto found
Anderson's play to be
"instrumental m the continued
Pioneer baseball success.''
Joel Johnson
Johnson was a district
leader with his ERA of 1.88.
''His positive influence has
been a vital factor in the
program this year," Gatto said.
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CO~~ENTARY-------------------------------------------
EVADAN'S
Hello again, sports fans.
And goodbye W1th this year's
!mal tssuc of the Pioneer Log,
my brief tenure as sports col­
umnisl/staff reporter has
ended.
First, l'd hke about fifteen
seconds to mention a few
people who deserve some rec­
ognition. thanks to Eric Hart­
mann, who got me started in
the freelance days; thanks to
Alison Baker and the rest of the
Log staff who understood that I
was new to how a newspaper
operated; and thanks to every­
one who offered their com­
ments and criticisms about my
efforts -the best way to im­
prove is to listen to how an
audience reacts, and then act
on this information.
Since that's quite enough
back-patting, Jet's move on to
the ever-exciting world of ath­
letics and human achievement.
Item 1. The suspension.
How can the National
League possibly justify sus. pending Cincinnati Reds man­
ager Pete Rose for 30 days?
Thtrty days is a sentence Rose
should get for a cnmmal of­
fense, not just for shovmg an
umpire. Put into perspective,
Rose's suspension is more than
twice as long as any other
player or manager suspension
m modem baseball history (not
counting Leo Durocher's year­
long sentence m 1947 for asso­
ciating with known gamblers) .
Not even Billy Martin has been
suspended for thirty days, and
we all know how much of a hu­
manitarian he 1s.
Throughout his long career
as both player and manager,
Rose has always been thought
of as a hard-working, compell­
tive man who ltkes to win; but
no one could ever accuse him of
having anything but respect
for the majority of players,
managers and umpires that he
has worked with. Suspending
a baseball figure like Pete Rose
for a month over such a minor
incident is a black mark on the
National League's record.
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What's more, the causes;
that led to the mctdent itself
seem to JUStify Rose's actions
First of all, umpue Dave
PaJJone blatantly missed an
1mportant call m the ninth
mning of a tied ballgam e. Sec­
ondly, he delayed m makmg
his call, causmg the baserun­
ner, the first baseman, all the
players on the field, and bast~
cally everyone in the state of
Oluo to watch him whtle he
made up Ius mind. During th1s
time, the wmmng run scored
from second base. Third, Pal­
lone struck Rose first in the
ensumg argument, gashmg the
manager's cheek.
As Detroit Tigers manager
Sparky Anderson srud in a tele­
viSion interview , "If Pallone hit
him first, Rose should be al­
lowed to deck htm." And
lastly, Pallone ts known to diS-­
like the Reds organization, a
handful of thear players, and
most everything to do wtth
Cincmnati. Thisisnotanattack
on Mr. Pallone's subjectivity or
ability to umpire a game fairly -I have no evidence that he is
anything but a quality umpire
for the most part. Rather, l
mention tlus because one of
Rose's central reasons for argu­
ing so strongly with Pallone
had to be the knowledge that
the umpire, generally speak­
ing, was not fond of his team
I do feel that Rose should be
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Rehabilitation program. suspended. I do not, however,
in any way agree with the Na­
ttonal League'sdcciston of a 30
day sentence. A better solution
may have been to suspend both
manager and umpire for a
week or ten days, letting both
parties know that thetr actions
were mexcusable, but not a
deadly threat to National
League baseball.
Item 2. National Hockey
League Playoffs.
Stanley Cup Finals. Ed­
monton wins. Boston loses.
Btg deal.
Item 3. Gift Jist
Thts 1s straight from high
school, but it's still a lot of fun.
The idea JS that departing sen­
tors compile lists of gifts to
leave for their younger class­
mates, hopefully msunng a
bnght future at schooL It's not
a really complicated process;
I'm sure you'll get the idea.
To Tom Smythe and the
Lewis and Oark footbal1 team;
Some real studs to fill out the
roster. Combined with the
heart and attitude oflastyear's
team, this should lead to a suc­
cessful season.
To the men's soccer team:
My roomma te.
To Dean Sempert and the
LC basketball team: The eter-nal blessmgs of the God of
Oose BaJigames, whoever he
may be. This fickle deity was
obv10usly looking elsewhere
during a number of games this
year. And wh1le I'm at it, I'll
throw m a prayer to the Over­
seer of Friendly Bounces.
To the incoming freshman
who wtn run cross-country: A
copy of my soon-to-be-pub­
lished dissertation , "How To
Survive Coach Jones' Really
Brutal Workout s and Look
Good Doing So"
To Jerry Gatto and the LC
baseball team A spring of
Southern Calirornia weather.
Or a domed stadium.
To Coach Fix, Coach Jones,
Mark, Bob, Eric H., Eric 0,
Moumie, Greg, Keith, Kathy,
Kathleen , Susan, Nicole, Kan,
Krys, Amy, Sarah, Chnsty,
Kem, Leslie, Paige, Sherecn,
and everyone else My thanks
for a great season. ('11 never
forget how hard we competed,
and how successful we were
w1th so few people. And for
everyone coming back next
year: best of luck
To Bob Hams and Eric
Hartmann . Negative splits.
Thanks again to everyone who
helped, 1t's been fun. And
remember , when in doubt, Go
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r:Ioc£ay
S.l •. C.:\.P (Students in Solidarity
,, iili Central American People·) is
holding 1ts weekly meeting tomght ond
CVCI) Thursdav night in Odell's main
lounge The meetings provid~ an op­
portUJ ll) to Jearn more about Central
Amenc.:1 and to helpplanfuturcc\•cnts.
Evervthing k1cks oft at 7:00 p.m., and
even one is \\"Clcpmc
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19891A SYMPOSIUM CO.M~HTTEE
ELECTIONS AND lCE CRE1\l\t
FEFD! This aJl hnppen~ today in
'T'ha tcr 1 at 4:00 p.m. Man) posH1ons
are (lv,ulablt:-7 and ALL LC students are
welcome
~ric£ay
PSU ~ f1lm Committee 1s proud to pres­
ent the last m its nFabulous Follies of the
Film Committee' seri~s. fASTER
FUSSYCAT,KILL ,K1LL! And I quote:
"A classic of sex and violence. The plot,
s1mplc as it is, re\•olves around three
beautiful Las Vegas showgirls and the
kicks that they enjoy." The show w1ll
begin at 7:30p.m. in 75 Lincoln Hall, and
Lhcre is no charge whatsoever .
Saturc£ay
BRIAN \'\AGNER wdl be in concert
tomght as part of PSU's Guitar Recital
Series. Thcconc\.:rt reginsat8:00p.m. in
PSU'!i Lincoln Hall Audttorium, and
hckcrts are S4 and $7 .50. For more mfo,
call 464-3011.
Sunc£ay
Tonight ts your last chance to catd1
OTRAS PALABRAS NEGRAS, an
nal performance ptcce by Vincent
Martinez with Jann Dryer. Admis!)ion
is$8, and rescnationsare strongly rec­
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p m. at Bod~ Moves Studio. For more
mfonnation or to reserve tickets, call
227-3578.
rruesc£ay
AMI'\'ESTY LNI'ERNATIONAL is
holding its wccldy meeting today at
7:30p.m m Copeland's main lounge.
This is a great way to learn about and
beoomcinvolvcd in thecauscofhuman
throughout the world. Everyone
is welcome!
BAKERS ON A ROLL CO-OP SAX­
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'J!llec£rtes c£ay
Fresh-betkcd goodil'S trom thC' CO­
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Side of the Trail Room 1 rom 9:30a.m.
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Ralacl House, an emergency shelter
locntcd m dO\\ ntown Portland . By
supporting the bakery, you are not
only helping to make..somconc's hfca
little better, it tastes good, too.
TI1e Jantzen Beach Red Lion is hold­
ing a World TradC" \'\'cek Luncheon ,
the topic of which is HOW THE
JAI'ANI.iSE PERCEIVE U.S. ATfl·
TUDES O. TRADE. 1l1c-cost tor
c1thcr the hmcheon or the conference
to beheld is$1i.SO; for$30.00, voucan
~
participate in both. For more infor·
mation, call the World Affairs Coun­
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GLEN MOORE'S MUSEUM AF­
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local arti::.ts who have been brought
together for a night of jazz. For more
information on this premu~r c\'Cnt,
ccmtc1ct the Oregon Art Jnstitutc.
Continuing
The firehouse Theater proudly pres­
ents Cl.OSE TJ ES, a (amity drama
dealing with three gcneraHons of a
famtly which must deal w1th the
modern problems of caring for aging
parents. Tickets arc $7 f(.1r adults ond
$6 for senior dt i zen:>, and the play wi 11
be performed every Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday night through June 1 1.
Show times are 8:op p.m. on Fridays
and Saturdays, and 7:00p.m. on Sun­
days.
If you have a RESEARCH PAPER
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working on it. THE WRITL"1G
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Portland, 97205, attn Josh
SAAB TUTOR S WA "'TED! Earn
money, gain e:\pencnce teaching.
Rc\ 1cw subjects, get recommenda ­
hons-houn; arc ncxible with a lot of
business. Contact the SAAB office at
x6796 or Lewis Barlow (Director of
Tutonng) at x4015.
Bt;RLINGAME BURGER KING
(Next to Fred Meyer) is looking for
energetic and motivated people to
work day, night, or closing shifts, fuJI
time and part time. I( you're inter­
ested, apply from2-5 p.m. daily at 7601
SW Barbur Blvd, 97219.
FOR SALE: Airplane ticket to Minne­
sota! june 11,$150.00, This is a SUPER
DEAL!! For more informatio n, contact
Juhe x4875.
WANTED : Good used import car, AT,
low m1lcage. Contact Nancy Girgen,
244-6161 (x6766), 684-1745, or 639-
1016
FOR SALE: Beautiful white nylon
organza wedding gown & veil. Size 7,'
$75. Contact Nancy Girgcn, 244-6161-:
(x6766), 684-1745, or 639-1016.
SUMMER JOB: Large resort in Gla­
cier Nat'l Pk., MT. is seeking student
employee s for 1988 summer season.
Includes watters/waitresses, desk
clerks, cooks, sales people, cocktail
servers, office, service station, and
mamtenance personnel. Monthly sal­
ary mel. room & board. Call for an
application at (406) 862-1616.
LOOK SHARP! Law fum proofreader
wtlh 20 years' typing /edJting experi­
ence available for all your word proc­
essmg needs Quality guaranteed . SE 24th and Stark. Jennifer 232-1913.
LET E-UROPE be your classroom!
Spend fall, winter, or spring term (ot
all three)earning PSU rredits in Britain
(Bath or London), France, Germany, or
Italy through Portland State's NlCSA
liberal arts program Usc your finan
cial aid. For information and bro­
chures, caJI Dawn White, PSU Interna­
tional Progt.lms , 1-800-452-4909 or
(503) 464-4011
HELP! BIOLOGY PROJECT! We arc
doing a censu_ of birds nests on lC' s
campus. H you sec a nest in a tree, on
a building,.wbcrev_crJ please note loca­
tion (and species if possible) and call
Laura at x4887 or Chris a t245·61 03. Or
drop a note by box 2980. Thanks for
your help!
APPLY NOW FOR PART-TIME
WORK this summer and/or nc>.t fall!
Students needed to work on fortune
500 Companies' Marketing Programs
on campus. 3-4 n~ ible hours each
week Call today: 1-800·821- 1543.
fOR SALE: 1977 Ford Pinto to pay for
spring tuition MUST SELL! Good
condition. Please call Gretchen at
x4089 (293-4089 off campus).
LOST: Will the pcn;on who took
Georgeanne's porcelain breast please
return it or leave info concerning its
whereabouts in Box# 773. If you really
want it, I will make a mold from it for
you.
WANT TO RENT May 31-]uly 1.
furnished apt. or room by visiting LC
Law School prof Please call Pat
Kraske at 244-1181, x6011.
WANT TO RENT two furmshcd
homes by vis1t1ng LC Law School
profs. Mid -Aug through May. Please
call P.K 244-1181, x6011.
TWO SPACES A V AlLABLE in a 3-
brm, 2-bth apt. from June 1 to Sept. 1.
Comes w1th all major kitchen appli­
ances, furnished living rm., fireplace,
sm. balcony. Outdoor/mdoorpool, w
& d in bu tiding, on busline, between
Fred Meyer and Hillsdale . Rent $182/
mo plus electric & phone Call Sonia,
245-0836 .
FOR SALE: Two-way speakers, 1 pair
Excellent shape, BSR-80. Cal1 x3964;
ask for Buddy or Tom.
Northwest Film
and Video Center
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1\cuh <...arr;ath~ 10 ll~c• llucJiom., june I In ~ lkno:Ot J•n:mtcl't' h•r thc: him U111' r
ris, 1926 .. there was nothing more modem. Alan Rudolph's new film The
oderns is a movie about art-the art of the '20's, the art of ltving as though there
'lATnre no tomorrow, the art of loving as though there were only tomorrow, and the
rt of chcatmg as though tomorrow didn't tnatter."
Media hosts a special benefit premiere of The Moderns for the Film Center at The
Mo,v:'Ie House, 1220 SW Taylor, Wednesday, June 1 at 7:00p.m. As much about the
tural life of Paris in the '20's as a meditati on on the value and s•gnifigance of art,
Moderns is a timely film in light of the recent explosion of the international art
market. Kcir:th Carradinc stars as Nick Hart, a talented Amcncan artist who resorts
to forgery as a way to make a livmg; Genevieve Bujold plays Libby Valentine, a
nun-turned-gallery -owner with an eye for the modem; and Geraldine Chaplin is
lie de Ville, the devilish wife of a rich collector.
Tickets for Tire Moderns are $5 (tax-deductible) and are available at the door or at
the Northwest Film and Video Center. For information, call221-1156. ,