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Volume 52, Number 12

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Pioneer Log Staff

1988-02-01

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SUACA Plans Activities for Black
History Month: Part of Ongoi1tg Events
not have the authority nor the
funds to actively recruit
minonty students across the
country. However the group
is a resource for pro1ccts such
a<olheminoritystudcnt phone-­
a ·thon " BcnneH said By Aaron Baar
Pioneer Log staff writer -
Students United for
American C u 1 tu ral Awareness
(SUACA) has planned
activities tn honor of Black
Hio;tory Month, Prcsid~nt
Zonya W.1tts said.
I'hc fir:;)t activity took
pl.tcc Wednesday , February 10
with Karen Patterson, the
Lewis and Clark Jazz
En5emble and :;)trmg quartet
performing a tribut~: to black
American composers. An art
show held in Dubach dining
hall followed the performance.
Upcomtng events will
include the Portland Youth
Workshop dance troupe
presenting a tribute for Black
H1story Month on February 16
in Stamm at 7:00p.m. and the
Ttmcsound gospel enc;emble
pcrforrrung an the chapel on
the Febru.1ry 29 at 7:00p.m.
According to Watls,
SUA<.A hac; been .1round for
four or ftve years and has a
roster of a roximatel 35 people. The group wants to
make the campus more aware
of other cultures. plan
acttvittcs to honor those
cultures and to promote those
activihes
One or the
misconceptions about the
group •s thnt it is restricted to
only black mcmbcr::;htp and
sponsormg of black events.
'One of the m:tjor
problem::; is that the campus
thmks we're all black. Wed
like to mak(' other cultun:s
aware of our purpose .md get
more cultures rcpr~.'S('ntL'<i,"
Watts said.
Another goal of the
group is to mcreaS(' minonty
enrollment at LC by using
techniques such as writing
letters to minority pros[X.'ClS
and phonc-a-thon~
Suzie Bennett is a
rrunon ty student intern in the
admbsions office. SUACA
works wtlh admlSSlons to
attract minority -,;tudcnt-. to
LC. but they do not run thctr
own campatgn "SUACA docs I &nnetrs posttion in the
Admissions OHke was
created last year by a proposal
through SUACA askmg tor
someone to hdp spccific.tlly
with mmority rc<:rUttmcnt
She satd that the group
felt the admissions office was
too busy to have someon~
focus solely on minority
recruttment, although the
office docs make an effort.
Other events SUACA is
plannmg for the future include
a celebration for Cmco de
Mayo and a dan~ on March ll
in Stamm featuring O.J.
Dupree Casev from KBOO
r.tdio A soul food dinner
prepared bv group members
wall be held m Fields Dming
hall that same day during the
dmner hour. PJJoto by Dave Balls
Pres. Gardtzer Elected to
Cotlltcil of Foreig11 Affairs
By Sheila McLaren
PioTim Lo~ stllf( wrilr.r ---- ~-
Lewis and Otuk President James Gnrdner said he feels
both honored and cxotc..>d about his recent clcctaon to the
Council on Foreign Affairs.
11lcCounol on For~ign Affnu:s is a non-p.nrisan non-pmfit
member hip orgnniwtit:>n established 10 further the
uudcrstandmg of American foreign policy and in~rnntional
nfta'irs.
Gardner satd he is one. of very few college presidents who
ha\'·e been elected to this poSition. He JOins Governor Neil
Goldschmidt and former Oregon State University President
John Jensen as the only Oregon members o( this orgnnLUlllOn.
"Oneofthe rea.-:.onsthat I'm intcr\!Stcd in the Council is that
it provides visibility for LC. 1 hope tl will also contribute a west
roost perspt."'Cth:c to the Council,H said Gardner. He stressed
the importance oi his position on the Council as a vehicle for
getting spc.1kcrs on the LC campus and how it compliments
both the international mission of the college and Oregon's
international ~rspcctive.
Council policy rcquin.~ th.1t mcm~rs demonstrate
intelh.'Ctual attainment and experience, c pcrttSC and current
involvement in international affair!;, promise of tuture
achievement in foreign relations, and community stature.
Gardner is currently part of a study group within the
Council thut addresses Soviet Policy and Asia nnd the Pactfic
and is about to begin writing on Jap.1ncse and Scwict foreign
policy. Last )'Car he established the first undergraduate
roll~gc--to-collcge cxchnngc progrnm in the United Slates
bclw4..~n the U.S .• md the Soviet Union with the establishment
of u sish.:r-city relationship between LC and the Khabarovsk
Pcdagogu~al Institute.
Gardner wall work on the Council while continuing to
tulfill his duties as President of LC.
NEWS /3
Crimebeat
FORUM I 5
World Plan
SPORTS I 1Q
Ski Report r<U ,-.u r<U rev ("(\._t M.' c-<V
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'l afentine
Person a {s
Pac.q e lt
o/a{entine Surprises Inside P01gt l
Ce1ztral A1nerica Expert
to Speak at LC Friday
Dr Ch,\rles Ocmcnt::. will ~ spc.lking in the Lcwic; and
Clark (_hapt!l Frida~ Feb 13 at 3 p.m. Dr Clcmcnb is the au.thor
ot \\ atne's to War, an account of his c ~nenc~s as .l doctor mEl
Sah~ldtlr. Als.o, he has co autht1r\.'d ''I ic.llth as .t Hum.tn Raght;
the lm~~lll of Low-intensity Conflict" and is the Director of the
Human Rtt;hrs Commit we of the Unitan.m Church. He led twtl
members of Congress on a fact-finding tour in Central Amcric.l
)n:;t fall.
Dr Clements will be s~.1king to the-LC community on
sssucs such a:, US foreign pohcy, atd to the C.ontras and the
prc~n t condttion of human nghts in that rcgaon His vtsit as
"ponsored by Students in Solidanty \\' lth Central Amencan
People {S.l S C A.P)
St11dent Hosts Needed
for IA Sy111posit1111
Hosts arc still nccdt'd for LC's International AHairs
Symposium which will ~ held May 9 t~ 11. Hosts wi!l be
assigned a guest speaker to look after dunng the symposaum.
Hosts will answer any questions their guc:.ts might have about
LC, show them around the campus. eat some meals with them,
help them with their schedules and make their visits enjoyable
and has~lc-frce .
· Students wtlh c:ny major may apply ho~tmg ts not hmited
to lA majt>rs. Apfhcatton forms .H'e avaalablc m the lA office
Thc)' nre due Mol)day, Feb. 15. lntervtcw s will be scheduled
after the 15th.
Milepost Planned for
City Square: Destin.ation
Ideas Still Accepted
Portland's own milepost, with up to 32 destinations, will be
installed on the Sncth Ave entrance to P1oncer Courthouse
Square. The mstallation on April 6 wtll be the highlight of the
Square's fourth birthday celebration. The pubhc as invited to
submit for consideration the name of anv real destination for the • post. Please send suggestions to: Portland's Milepost, 701 SW
6th. Porlland, OR 9n04 or to 1190 KEX Radio, 49-'9 SW
Macadam , Portland, OR 9n01. The desttnat1ons wall be chosen
by a panel composed of representa tives from Lhc Square, KEX
Radio and the commumty . Entrtes must be postmarked by Feb.
15.
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Tender is the Ntgltt
Farewell to Am1s
Wullzering Heights
Beautiful and the Damned
Cyrano De Bcr-gerac
Romeo and juliet
Long Hot Summer
French Lteuterumt's Woman
The Scarlet Letter
Anna Karinnit1a
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Campus Macs Redistributed
By Alison o.,k.cr
PHmt•c,t l.og :otalf wnlt•r ----
The 19 Mactnto~h
computers that were sn the
Odell classroom fJII term are
being rt'<.iistributcd around
campu
Tills is c1n effort to mnke
as mnn} ~ 1acs nc; possible
a,-.,ilab!c to students, 1\likc
Cullcm. Academic
Computing Dir('('tor, said.
Four of the computers
were ldt in Odell, etght went
to the Watzckclassroom in the
library and four eventually
went to Howard to form a
new cluster. Two went to
Sacajawea and one went to a
professor h.'aching a
computer class, Cullcm
added.
The decision to move the
<'Omputcrs was made by
Acadcmtc Computing and
the Core Departmen t.
It ..... as fell that the Odd I
classroom would not prov1dc
the best u~e of tht• Macs th1s term bccilu'ie the classroom i!.
no longer needed as a Basic
Inquiry resource Also, the
large ungaurded lab wac; a
security risk
The library provides 24
hour access to students, Core
Dt'partment Chair Susan
Kirschne r pointed out,
pro"sdmg greater availabiht y
of Mac~ for student use.
lntroductton to Computer
and I<)ALC classes also make
usc of the larg~r lab in the
library, Wakeman said.
Both 1\..trschner and
Cullcm stressed the
smportance of making the
Macs available to students.
"We probably have more
public access compu tcrs than
any other anstitution of this
size," Cullem said.
He emphasized that
while the distribution of the
computers has changed thts
term, ''there were 84 m pubhc
access before break and there
arc 84 an pubhc access now "
Wakeman saw the new
Comm. Pro essor
oins DC Program
-By C lllon Geihs
Pioneer Log staff wnler -Communications
professor Steve Hunt will be
leading l.ewas and Clark's
Washington, DC program
next fall He will be JOt 'lng
Political Sc1ence profesl>.
james Holton who has led th,
program for the past ten
years. "We arc looking
forward to the new energy
and enthus1asm Professor
Hunt will bring to the
program," Holton s<ud
Hunt wall teach a course
on media politics, focusing on
the impact of electronic media
on the present shape of our
pohtics. Holton will teach a
course on presidential
pohtics, emphasizing the the
1ssues to be (aced as one
admanistrataon makes way for
the next
The program will bcg1n Oct. 8, 1988 and end Dec. 17.
Hunt will teach dunng the
second half of the course, after
the end of the regular campus
term
The DC program is now
in ats 23rd year Whale
parhctpants are generally
interested m political issues,
the group is not limited to
political sc1cnce majors.
Group members in the past
have come from all
dasciplines, rangmg from
music to natural sciences
The present group
leaders seck a similar broad
mix of backgrounds and
interests. If you have
questions about the program,
contact james Holton or
Donald Balmenn the Political
Sc1ence office~ X2718. The
Overseas Studies Office is
now accepting apphcations
for the fall program.
TOP VALUE MARKET
IS OFFERING A
1 0°/o DISCOUNT ON ALL STOCK
INCLUDING BEER
ON ALL PURCHASES OVER $10.00
FOR LC STUDENTS AND STAFF ONLY
TURN LEFT ON TAYLORS FERRY
AT PLAID PANTRY ... TOP VALUE
IS 112 MILE DOWN ON THE RIGHT TOP VALUE MKT.
11 03 TAYLOR FERRY
M-S; 8-10PM
SUN .10-9PM
(10 NECESSARY FOR ALCOHOL PURCHASE) dastribution of the Macs as an
effort to "realty tThlke thl'
Macs grow on c~tmpus."
According to Kirc;chncr,
some of the Macs from th~
Odl'll cluster were used by
faculty over the breok to keep
them Sd(c mstcad of leaving
them ungaurdcd tn the lab.
n,c Mac" arc now back
on campus in their allocatt'd.
The opcmng of the I toward
lab w.ls delayl-d bcctluc:.e a
lock was nt't'dl'd for thl' room.
Th~ lo'k was snstJIJcd on jan.
29 and the computers .travcd
Feb 5.
Cullem said that the
Macs will contmue to have the
same ovnllabih ty provtded
students begin to take a role
policing them. lie reported
that a computer has been
stolen from H.utzfcld In
addition, tmi\ge writer
ribbons have been stolen and
mice have been broken in
various clusters "These
problem pose expenses that
we all share," he said
Editor in Chief: G11ion Gcihs
M.1naging Editor: Sheila
Mcl..1rcn
News Editor. Kirsten ruan
Forum Editor. Alison Baker
Futures Editor: Jennifer
Hucrunk
Sports Editor. Eric Hartmann
Photo Editors: David Batts and
Aldy Mtlhken
Business M.1nnger. t)cott Hahn
Advertising Mani'lger: Tom
Cunningham
Copy Editor. Dave Andrcwc;
Stil(f Reporters: Aaron Baar,
Ingrid llayncs, Kristie Towell,
Melissa Lim, tan Cec, Chno;
Wester, Phil Lucht, Tim Demmon
Cor now
Forum Writers: Ccoffry Pcard,
Sarah Gregory, Mike Thtss,
David Locht1c and g\tests
Photographers : jcH Keyser,
Lynn Roc;cntrolcr, justine
Seavey, john Rces, jeannie
Gunter, Danny Wii">On
Cartoonist: Todd &tlcnfluld
Arllsh Woody
Publlck Occurences: Dana
Mcl.lrcn
Clrculation Kid: Rich Lcwio;
Composition: Log Cod
Advisor. Daddy Chri'\tcnson
Spirituill Culdilnce: J(jrstcn Rian
Tht f'lon«r Loa (USPS 4 U.7QI) Is pubtulwcl
Wftkly UC'tf" dllrtJII holldt)'l by tht Auod.llod
Stl.adtnta oll..-wla • nd O~rk CoUtp Tht vJ.­
••P" ud &IY I~ of lht Wrlltrt t.nd do IIIII
N'<:!t,.utly rel\oa lhOM olthe tludont body. tllf
f.uully or tht co~WJc ad"""lltntl011 Sc.tll
tdltonala an euaa•tC'd and approvtd by tlw
odiiOft t.nd INnaatno olt!Ua ~per tnd l"dWcctlw ~ ol tht majority ollh-oil terra.
l'tonftr 1..o«
0165 SW PtiAtlnt Hill Rd. BOX 21
PvrtiAnd OM Vlll9
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AmyLer
Piotrct'r Log Stt
A scncs of
wa~ held at Lew
concerning a
kftoWn as Tra
Meditation (TM>
sthand 9th The 1
gwen by two m
lM organizati<
1 rortl.md, Michal
Willie Wec;tot
gradu,1tc of LC
TM is a '1'\Cn
thattakcs four oa
hour scss1ons to
thereafter pn
times a day f<
twenty mtnutcs I
asked why one v
pr.1ctice TM, ,
4"M Is a mcth
-OSPIRt -
By Gilior
P1oneer Log ~ -OSPIRC
Student Pub
Research Croc
(rom l CWlS ilfl
Portland State I
survey or Port!
supermarkets il
survey was u~
which grocery
haa the lowPSl
Sl\\d<:nls 1 :ted
f the Mncs as nn
ally make the
campus."
tg to Kii"S('hncr,
Macs from the
were used by
\C break to k~p
tcad of leaving
led in the lab.
s arc now back
their allocah.'d.
of the I ioward
yt'd bccJuse a
~ (or the room.
nstJllcd on jan.
nputcrs .tlivcd
said that the
inuc to have the
ility providt.'<i
' to take a role
. He reported
uter has been
-tartzfeld In
;nage writer
)CCn stolen and
~n broken m
;te rs "These
expenses thnt
he said
Cilion Coihs
dilor: She1la
rsten Rian
.lison Baker
or: Jennifer
ric Hartmann
)avid Batts and
ser: Scott Hahn
11a n01ger: Tom
ve Andrews
t: Aaron Saar,
Kristle ToweU,
an Gee, Chris
nt, Tim Demmon
Cco£fry Peard,
', Mike Thiss,
!ld guests
: Jeff Keyser,
rater, Justine
Rees, jeannie
Wilson
:i Battenfield
1rences: Oann
:Rich Lcwic;
:>g Cod
Chri!.tcnson
nee: Kirsten Rian
~ ~}3.7(1)) ... publllhrd
JJday» by llw A..od.lll'd
1ark C.OU•sr Tlw vi«WI>
til• wrllt"' &lid do nell
pi ilia ohad•nl body, Ill•
adii'IIAbtnliOC\ Sla If
I and approv.d by tilt
lhi.J JMJMf and rr{l«t lhr lh-olflctn.
1r Lo11
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LC Grad Leads Meditation Seminar
-Amy tcrlch
Pionrcr l..og Staff Writer -
A scncs of free lectures
\\'llS held ttt l cw•s and Clark
roncerning a t~chn1quc
known ac; Transcendental
Meditation (TM) on February
8UH1nd 9th fhc lectures were
given by two members of a
TM organizahon here in
i'ortl.•nd, Michael Hauth and
Willie Weston, a 1974
gradu.llc of LC.
'1M is a mc1llal technique
thJtt.•kcs four one and a-half
hour f>C<>Sions to learn, and IS
thrrcaHcr prachced two
urnL'S .1 day for fifteen to
twt.•nty minutes a time. When
askt'<i why one would want to
pr.tclice TM, Weston said,
"TM is a method which so relaxes the humtm central
nervous system that it doesn't
suffer from stress. It IS the
easiest thing to learn, it
invol vcs no concctralion,
control, or effort -nobody
flunks!"
Weston and Hauth
stressed that TM 1s not a
rcligton "We never put
pressure on the students to
learn." TM docs notmvolvc
any propaganda or religious
phtlosophy. The goal of the
lectures was to introduce the
LC community to the tdea of
TM. "TM 1s good bccttu-.c,
most people know that they
have a hidden potential, and
TM is another way to help
develop that potcnttal TM
helps you to learn more about
yourself and how to develop
OSPIRG Surveys Super1narkets
I-By Gillon Gellis
P1oneer Log staff wnfer
OSPlRC (Oregon
Student Public Interest
Research Croup) members
rrom Lcw•s and Clark and
Portland State took part m a
survey of Portland's leading
supermarkets in january. The
survey was used to discover
which grocery store actually
hao the lowP.st ov~rall prkcs.
Stude n\s priced !i2 items mo!:t commonly purchased,
inciuding g1ocery edibles,
non-edtble item~ . daary
producb. produce and meat.
The survey concluded
that fred Meyer had the
overall lowest prices followed
by Albertson's, Warcmart ,
Safeway, Como's, Kicnow'~
and Thriftway. A cquavalent
market basket costs $77 64 at
Fred Meyer and $101.21 at
Thrift way.
7
s ' ~ yourc;clf," Wcc;ton said
lnforrnahon provided al
the lecture showed how TM
has help<.>d people of all ages
and all walks of hfe. It also
demonstrated that TM can
help Increase intelligence ;
tnprove comprehension,
conccntr.1tion , and memory;
increase creativity; help
reduce stress and anxiety;
help 1m prove your health and
generally make you a happier,
more content person.
If there is interest, a
move will be made to set up a
TM group on campus. Weston
and Hauth definatcly plan to
hold more lectures th1s
spring. For more information,
contact Machacl Hauth at 226-
37<YJ. The purpose of Crimtbcat is to make the l.c.wis and Cl<u k
community more aware ot crime on Cl'lmpus. By creating an
awareness it is the Log's purpose to help mcmb~o.'fS of the LC
community protect thcmselv~s and the LC cnmpus from bcang
victimizt'<i.
-Feb. 3 Mail tampering. People opening and reading mail
notthcir own.
-Feb. 4 3:49 a.m. Couch taken from Platt
-Feb. 5 Fraudutant phone calls. Having calls billed to l.C and
us1ng other people's access numbers.
-Ft-b 6 5:41 p.m. Car stereo stolen from Copeland parking lot.
-Feb. 6 Bike stolen from Platt
-Feb. 1 Harassing phone calls by malL'S made to f\!malc
students.
-Feb. 8 Stereo, alarm clock, and walkman stolen from Platt
dorm room.
Provost Meets with Students:
Answers Questions at First Breakfast
By Sheila McLaren
P1o~er Log staff writer -
The first "Breakfast with
the Provost" took place on
Tuesday in the Trailroom .
Provost Jaquelyn Mattfeld
will be available to meet wath
students every Tuesday
• monung from8;()() to 9:30a.m.
"Breakfast with the
Provost" ~~ a time when
Provost Jaqu~lyn Mattfeld
will be available to discuss
issues, raise concerns, and get
acquainted with any
interested students.
Questions this week ranged
from "What is a Provost?" to issues regarding the future
and growth of LC.
"I've been looking for
ways to get to know
students,H said Mattfeld. "1
want to usc thts as a way to
bndgc the communication
gap and get answers to
students."
RUN FORAN
ASLC OFFICE
D A
DIFFERENCE
PETITION & RULES AVAII"'ABLE
IN ASLC LOUNGE. FOR INFO
CONTACT MATI JOHNSON
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LETTERS POETRY--------------
Health Services Provides
Additional AIDS In ormation
To the Editor
The article publio:hcd in the Pion~rr l.Dg
on Feb. 4 regarding the AIDS Forum to be
held demonstrate s the lack of
commumc.1no n and awarcn~" of the
informatiO n av.1ilable on thi" campu ... Th~
article stated that •wrv little AIDS
~
information i$ abailable on campu" right
now.'" Thtc: is incorrect. I ,,.-,k_ did
Christopher Tros tak~ the ttmc to look for
that information "'hJch io; oa~tly av.ul.lblc at
the Studl•nt Hc.llth Sc.rvice!t? The l tc.11lh
Sc:!r\'iCCS has ~n Ironing \'ldco tJpc.-: that
di!>CUS" the ic:suc of AIDS to the campuo:
dorms to usc in dorm m~tinf4" and c;pt.'Ci.ll
gatherings. Furthermore. tht• AIDS Forum
on Ft:b. 11 will utilize tho~ tnp~ a~ a SOUrt'l'
of information. In addition to thl• AIDS
v1doo topes, tht' Hrol.h Scr\"lC\!!i or&ant~l'<i
an AIDS ldl'..1S Exclla!lgc last w.1r with Or.
McCaJiio;h!r, pluo; hn!': bren planning :moth~·r
smcc fall term to occur on Feb. 18 m thl•
Tha)'Cr Rooms nt 11:30 Ann Whiung. the
Director of lhl! Student Hc:tlth Sar,'1CC!', ha"
orchcstrntcd the pl<tt't'mcnt of scvl.!rat
condom nuchincs on campus to promot~
methods of birth control \\'h1ch n.'Ciucc thl.!
risk of contracttng thl! AIDS virus or other
'cncrcal di~
It is unfortunate that Teas did not think
to confl!r Wlth the Studl!nt Ht:alth Scrv1C'CS
n.--garding h1~ proposed AlDS Forum. lf he
SAAB Explairzs
TLLtoring Progran1
To the Editor.
The Student Actdcmic Affai,... Board
(SAA 8) offe~ a fn.>e tutonng 5oervice to
students. Through the tulonng program,
departments pid qualified majors to as.sic;t
student~ who need help in many &ll'c~s..
Eleven departments are rcpn...>.;cntcd this
term: Art (Ceramics only), Biology,
Chemistry. Economics, English, Foreign
Languages, lntcmation.JI Affairs, Math,
Philosophy, Political Science and
Sociology I Anthropology .
You a1n find an Updilt\.'<1 list of tutor:.; on
the bulletin board acro.;c; the hall from the
rtUlilboxes, in the departments li!~itl'<i above,
;,s well as in the dorm!\.
Students seeking help are responsible
(or contacting tutors themsclvc." .md can
find tutors' phone and box numbers on the
list. The tutor tht·n record$ h1c;/hcr hours
spent tutoring and !iubm1t<> u to SAAB (or
p<lymcnt. Tutorecs pay nothtng. Ploosc
mnkc w.c of thic; opportumty to get help in
your studtll:S and contact SAAB's tutonng
program. For further tnform.Jtion, contact
Courtney at :X6796 MWF9:30-10:30 .
Courh1ey l"erran, Din•ctor of Tutors hod, perhaps the two forums could have
been combined into on AIDS Scm mar The
AIDS Forum is important to educate the
communily regarding the AIDS sc;.5;u~ It i'l
csscnual if we o.rc to dt~pcl the myths nnd
rears a .. soci.1tcd with the dbca!'c.
Recognition needs to be given to the
Student Health ~rvtC\.s for the effort
thl'y'\'c mndc to provide AIDS information
to the Lcw1s und Clark community. A~
mention~.'<! <Jbo\c they Will loan the AIDS
video' to interested groupo, on campu.;, plu.;
hav\! fn.'l.' literature available to thoSl' who
would ltkl' tt. It .myone has any questions
about upcoming event", plc<l"-C call the
Hrollh Cl'nh•r at X"702.
Eli::llbdll Nt•c.ly, sc-uior
Telegraph Nezus
Brief Criticized
To the Editor.
Today, Feb 4, I road a dbturbing new-.
item m thl•KL C Td~gruph about thedl'Jth ot
the little gtrl who ::.tarred in thl• Poltngmt
movies. She died due to complications from
surgery for n congcnit.tl bowel problem.
Thl' item in the telegraph rclnt...'<i this
unfortunate event .md then ended w1th
'Now that's good c.1ting." (I suppose this
rcf~;rred her buwd problem.) At fir:.t l was
disgustL'<i , tht•n I was funous. A little gtrl
died, undoubt\.>dly leaVIng pain behind (or
her famHy and friends. Because she was
famous, her death as a matter (or public
discussion . But the writer5 of the Tt>ltgrapk
eros~'<! the boundc; of decency with thb
c;ickcning attempt at humor. I can live with
thcir inlanttlc references to drug.; and their
politically biased reporting of nearly ewry
news item. I really like the cartoon<. they
usually rncludc. Out to make JOkes about the
dmth of anyone--anyone-is too much.
Pcrh.1p'> n~t they should make JOkes o1bout
AIDS victims or the pos::.iblc medical uses o(
aborted fctu!!CS. That should b~· right up
their alley. 1 5uggc!>t that if the staU of the
Tdtgraph can't upgrade the quality of their
work. they .should be given boxes of chalk
and a.-.signl'<i a ~'<"tion of cement to scrawl
their graUtt1 on, likt! maybe in the Cri•.wold
Stadium parkmg lot.
Alex t'llwood, se11ior
• ...
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opmions printed are those of thcwritcrsand not ncceslX!nly those of the Log staff
or Lewis and Oark Collage. I WITH ROT
Dont repeat the story thats not
fit to print in any circumstance
when they cringe you away at the
table its just not worth
it honey no good.
Knees drive well better
than your mother my god
no wonder you were born with
an ulcer in the middle of
your sleep.
But I like no e\'cn
.1dm1rc the way you care
showing it sl~nding proud ,1nd tall
a middle fil\gcr monument
fit for the war dead with
twtcc \he meaning p~ctlic~
my heart.
Put on that prt'Cociou s
air the one that comes
out only certain times of
the week unexpected a:,
a nosebleed and funny
as hell if 1t were a
funny place.
And correct me if wrong or
no telling whos right but
that knife of yours is
dangerous and long and should
be put in a glass case
with typed label and not
your sweaty palm with a
mmd its own wont you 7
Save 1t (or the weekend
anyway where ardor such
as yours for everything is
confused in the crossfire
general racous prompting anti-sorts
of behavior.
Rude thing that satchel
your burden shed it before
it kinks your back and
join your family once again
crazy and kicking thetr
heels cameras or no tn that
kind of weather is where
you belong.
Pray to myself the
old ladys barren as
the Atacama so that l
may find a son like
you in some church
nook or fireplace cozy crying to
b<! fostered in the ways
unlike standard procccdure
(Freak! Alieni) for my
O\Yn would be too much Hke
that burden watching myself
repeat mistakes only in a
younger generation
By J.,fike Thiss
]rmior Englislt major a
OPIN
ONl
Last time I cl
straights. Greet
molestation, th1
Jnd the threat
~had ow o( desp
with a 'icnsc o
thilt I present m
World
Let's <;tart h
U.S. govemmc
~s to the nc
Kro1ft non<het
5('1.'dr;, accomt;
cultivattng inst
could grow the.
thl.!m a scn.,c
strongur connc
proccr;.,t'li (ooc
the cancer rate,
n.-duce garbag1
Next, 1 wol
military corr
branches of th
Ccrtatnly b\
spcndmgS293
what our cout
dispense wtth
fire the war pi
with war is to
pbnning for ,
Wh
If y
Ted Booth
a formal d
with a lol
back and
few cases'
carrying
chamber.''
Celeste 11
go to Fl
spirit an
through OT
AH
J BABY 0
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OPINION-------------------------------------
ONWORDS AND UPWORDS: Rave New World
Last time I chccke:d,thc world wa!l in dire
~tra ight., Crct'd, starvation, cnv1ronm~ntal
molestation, tho disintegrahon of cultures,
and the threat of annlhtlation have east a
~had ow of despair aero so; the planet So, tt as
With .1 ~onsc of urgcncy--o.lbc it timldly­
th.lt 1 present my lmpo~tsibl~ Plan fora Dctter
World
Let''< start here at home. FiN of all, the
U.S government would begin distributing
~s to the ne<.>dy Not surplu" milk, not
Krclft non--chet'!>e, not food stamps, but
~"-'<h, accompanied by grow light<. and
culttvatmg instructions so that poor JX'Oplc
could grow their own food. This would give
them :1 s.cn.,c of <oelf sufficicnc:;y and a
stronger connection to the> CJrth. Sale<.. of
procc~N'<i food would drop, and so would
thccanccrratc ln-homccomposhng would
rcduc~ garbage buald up.
Next, I would shut down the mdustnal/
mtlit.Jry complex clnd dtsmantlc Jll
branchc., of the mihtary ln!Mlne, you o:.ay7
Certainly, but no more tnso.ne thon
spending$293 billion on "defense," which is
whJt our country dad Ja.,t yc.1r We must
dio;pcnsc with the military mentality, o:.acrt
ficc th(. war ptg The only w<ty to do away
with war is to stop thmking about war and
pL11lning for war Cr.lly? You bet' Our dc!t.•nscl~ss country would almoc;t certainly
be 'lmtl'lhcd by a mighty foreign aggressor,
but not ~fore we had enJoyed two or thl'('(!
blissful wt.-cks of ''quality time" in our cor·
ncr of the world
Soldiers would continue to r<'Coivc pay
in their new work caring for the sick and
clderly, clcantng up !!lums, adminJc;tenng
conservation programs, and counseling
ghetto youths. Thi'l would given whole new
mcamng to the phrase "serving your coun
try"
Pilots of converted bombers and war­
'lhtps would lcad free tours across the
United States and across the world, cnabli ng
Amcrte.l's citizens to see tht.• wonders of the
earth and meet fellow humans everywhere.
Anally the American taxpayer would ~
llblc to reap d1rl'<.'t bendtts from the hard­
earned dollo1rs he has bc.'Cn pouring into the
military coffer;.
And after clc..1nng out all the W.lrmon­
gtlts from the PC'ntagon , I'd tum it into a
~ihclter for the homeless
Pcrhap-. we would not be doomed to suffer
a hostile takeover upon rchnqu1'>hing our
wamng ways After all, with more th;m
~200 billion at our d 1spo··al, we could a! ford
to give our cncmic., some fantastic gifts. We
would give them whatevcr theydcstrcd-tn abundance For !itruggllng nationr;, food
and medical care. For dcvclopang nJtions,
libro.~rics and computcr systems. J:or mod·
erni7L'd countries, be.lutUul monumcnt'i
and sculpture_<; commemorating grc.1t
moment'~, IC41dcrs, ond cultural achicv, ...
ment" in their hJc;tory <you notice we ha vcn't
had a war with France smcct we got the
Statue of Liberty?> . Attached Wlth the gifts
would be .1ppotoglcc; for our past .1buscs. h
would be the greatc'>t display of generosity
the world ever s..1w If they bombc.'d us
anyway, at lc'lst we'd go out man unparal·
lclcd blaze of glory
The problem with this plan, some will
sny, I" that by doing away wtth the indus·
trml/miht.ny complex you deprive compa·
nu$ lake Litton, ~htcl , General Dynamtcs,
and Boeing of half their bus mess. No swe.~t ,
boys. just cut your work Wl.'Ck tn half. Co
horne and talk to yt)Ur waves; get to know
your kids Tha~ would cut b.ack on domestiC
VIOlence, drug abuM!, and the dcplctton 01
natural resources .
Profit-making would not be discour­
aged, but once an mdividual cxCC\.'ded an
annual mcome ol $2.50,000 per yc.u, that
pcr;on would be n."qutred to spend t1me in
j.lil. Th\! idc.l behind this 1s s1mplc tt 1 man
ha-. the s.wvy to pull in lhclt kind of bread in one year, ht• can ccrt,1inly tc.tch a thief to
survive without steahng.
When the rest of the world wuncsscs the
suc<:css of thi'> pl.ln, they wall follow quft by
dismantling thnr mahtory programs . Smce
the nation.'l of the urth spent nca.rly S930
billion last year on "defense,,. a !;l7..able
.1mount of ca-.h would b~.: freed up for the
be.'lt part of my propo~J: the World Party.
Two weeks would bf' r.ct ac;idc for n plane-­
tary celebratiOn m honor of this lifc..sust.lin·
ing globe and the crroturcs that inhabit ht!t,
A birthdayparty,ifyou will. A time to raise
a toast to life on C<lrth, to the fact that we have
survived thic; long strJngc tnp rdativdy
int.1ct .1nd have turned the corner into a new
era of cooperation and global harmony .
There'd be music cvcrywh~re and fcl!>ttng
und dandng in the !;trc ts, culmanating in u
final tworlaysofthe mt>St incr,'dtblcdasplay
of firl'works imagmablc, :~s c.u:h country
l.1unchcd its cntarc a.rscnnl of bombc; nnd we
ull w,ttchcd them Cc~plodc an d,1zzling crup·
lions m the far reaches of the solar system.
Like I s~ud , Impossible .
By Allatt Evermore
Graduate :>tudettt itt education
ace By lugrid Hayu.:s
Pltotos bl{ ]olm Rees
~ What would be the ntost ronza11tic way to spend Valenti11es' Day?
If you could do aHything, zvhat roould you do for a "drennr" valellfhrc 's date?
Ted Booth, freshman: "I would go to
a fonnal dmner with a coat and a tie
with a Jot of people and then come
back and get wasted starting with a
few cases of Henry's and loud mus1c,
carrymg the party to the council
chamber."
Celeste Rose, freshman: ''We would
go to Florence, Italy, mdulge in the
spint and feel the vibes of art flowing
through our bodies." Tarrel Vander, freshman: "That's ,,
~tupad qucshon. My \'alcntine live~
across the world If I could do anythmg,
I would want fm;t clo~ss air fare to Hea­
dcnhcim, West Ccrm.lny where my
boyfriend hves and dnnk some good
champagne "
Steve Mattison, sophomore : "1 would
take my date home to lllinois, frolic in
the hay, go for a hay ride, show her my
gun and make her a com-cob pipe.
Then we would drive to Wisconsin
where the drinlung age is lower.'' 001vid Lord, frec;hman: l would get a
caban nn the rocky b\.'.lCh and bring ,,
~pedal friend for the wt..-ckcnd."
Li'itl Myt:rs, junior. "1 would go to
Tcguc1galpa and ~tt on the top oi the
p.uk in the c1ty and look at the sunset." ram Eito, sophomore: "I would take
mv date homL' to H.twaii, tan under the
~
w.umth of the ~un, .scub,l dive md
drink lots ol strc1wbcrry m,trg.tritns"
Gr~g Blue, freshman: ''Ellc Jm.-llpher·
son .1nd P.1ul,1 Porilkov,, l would
bring them fora party in the tunnel and
1 would take them to ~"aside .md !.~nd
the evening evading the pohcc of Sea­
side. We would spend the night at the
Ckean Vista room 3, discus!>ing issues
of vital importance .'' rageb Piorrt't•r los, f~bruary 11, 1988
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\1 Wonderful floonnat~:o.
on V.llentines Day: .My
WCJrdo RA: thanks for being
you, have tun at th~ B-ball
game (hcc hrc); Tire SaJ11KlTO
Gitls: don't giggl~ too much;
C11ys Double: short onc-ha\ l:
fun w•1th •our sweetie, _he's a
swccth('Jtt -Tall on'-... hang
loo ; Swtetie from El ]tbi'l ami
the lis/a IIIli ud orrc due to the
pi,es: St.ly in the doubl~ and
lock the doors; 2ud doullle
roomie: don't get too
schnockcred (another word to
add to your hst>; Guys Q11illf:
have a High, RAD, Skiing th\!
slopC!>, Rcd-Ncckish Day;
SHEEP: be good, you alway~
arc; and Srmset: watch one
with your swC"Ctie tomght. I
LOVE '1 'ALL, llAPr)
VALENTINES DAY! -your
floorrnatc who's seldom there
in body but alway.; there m
her thoughts
PK-Happy Valentines Day to
my ftl\'Onte teddy bear! -LL
Tiggcr, Look, I'm being
~nliml'ntal-in public, even.
You big Man\',·ich , you! (Gin.1
madc-ml'do it!) You know, thl..'
real reason I lo\'C vou is that • you are so pur~ . Oh! Whoops!
Can'l let 'em know' -Sox
.,
Iatco-You're the man of my
dreams. Wllt you be my
Valentmc?
Dearest Mr. H, This ~:.a crazv
~
world \.,'C live in and is not
otlwavs faar. 1 do know one • thing. though ... "lf 1 had only
one friend left, I'd want it to Lx.­
you.'' I love you! Love, Mrs
Huxtable
CADU\ \P to KLC 165·
How J..ng did you thmk it
would take us to cover the rest
of thc.t6 states? I LOVE YOU
Dear Manwich, I like your
L>uns. 64%
Me, J want to tell you that 1
love yuu and tlwt I loo~
forward lo the next term and n
h.1lf. Brian
1'~11 Betty P.J. We're gonna
have a great time on the l•llh.
Who nl'cds em? Ch.1os?
Havoc? No,No,No,!! Lock the
door fast! jenn '8-20 '\ten, You gu ., have h\ld
some erious U.M.S.'s lately.
You're driving u:; nuts! Better
cure that D.S.B. bt'forc
\';llcnhne.!> dny or we'll go
crnzy! 8·20 Women
J \li 1..'\·cr do something ttnlly
\\ lld~
larol· Tll'\1\ok. YOU,
Bt. DDlEI
8AAR \-1 KL li· SLUG
MUCH'' FLNCHH!!
Jlct~ : Think we should get our
tricnds together for anotht:>r
tun-f•llcd Valcntmcs Day? Gil
Landi--· Climb out ot any
second story wmdows lately?
I'm gl.1u 1 got over all that,
arcn'tyou? -TheE -Blank Fare
11\ lh~ Cmwd
Jame' W. -I hope you know
you arc making a cuckold out
of Steve. Let tht~crowds believe
what they w.1nt. -Wifcy
Li10a S. -l..ovmg you, that's any­
thing! Bcw.lrc of men with
bongos. SfX-x~y delivery for a
happ • V·duy! -The Co~sip B
James Grover Taylor VT:
Dude! You c.rushed my chac:.cr!
'o more sophomore ~lumps
and winter term blue ! We
gotta get out there and ,,·m! -
Tequilla buddy
jo h, Don, nobcrto, & Sam:
Long haired males drive me
crazyr -Dchlnh
S.u.lh: Ho Chtlvt.hn-Flonda'sa
w.lttln' vou. Bnng me back
some sand!
oah, Mike, otnd Sean, We
m11y be.-:;m.lll and drink too
much but v.•c have .1 voice and
soon that voi((• v .. ·•ll tx· echoing
across campus once again.
[),lmn gl.1d to be back! Happy
Valentines d.ly! -Your loving
s.lc-matc
CVM:Shower? \\'hat::. that? Lt•t
your lrcilk llag lly and grow
your arm pat h. 1r long! -Your
• ncurottc roommate
To the "Cr.1nolas" every­
where· Let's put an l'nd to the
jock-gr<'lft tll lh<.~t' poppang up
<til O\'cr campu:; l<.>l's
protest ... nobody b<.tthc Cor
llm.-c w<.·eks ... no, 'Ill sprmg
bre.t~! RAN STYROf'OAM'
Jl ot Dog-I like your buns!
l.ovc your Special Valentine . Domer.- You got to giw it to
get ll. Ha,·c a Hilppy V-Day.
Paul-It's gr~.11to know :-oml'·
one us crazy as my!tdf (if not
crazier). I Jove you, this mJny!
Your, Cric Cat
Black lab lover: fotnnlly, our
first Valcnttnc s 0.1y together
attcr 2 yc.trs! I'll oh' ,\ys lo\·~
you! ·)'Our alwa\ s laughing
Golden L:a.b Lovl.!r
Clendisoumas P.1rCJI1 With a
year's worth of V, I pals, who
cares about snowl
Whit~ Ago. Lost-A
Bullwmklc wnlch bcnously!}
It's not V".llu,lblc, just highly
\'alucd. Reward, and/or I'll
feed you gr.lpcs. Rocky B BOx
377. x37<17
KRT ~S.B.-k t'udorc Ires beau·
c lup Jc su1s hcurcusc:' m.lintc­
nant ct j'a1 cspotr qui:' lu cs
hcureuxaus i. &• MINE! Love,
Infinity
Aaron-lch hnbc dicscs gros~
Problem gcrn! Ct also hke your
coat!) Love~ Eileen
A.uon 13aar • I h.ltc that l.tn­
guagc, but we do huvc ,\ prob­
lem. Love, Aaron Ba.1r P.S.
What <1boul my clothe~?
Sox-Stuptd fwin Powers Actt­
\ate!! form of .t Frcudi.1n slip,
don't do •my more. The other
• J twan
Debbie Valcnttnt.>'~ Day 1s an
cv1l holtday. AMOn
Cody· Sorry, no flowers or
c.1ndy, JUSt a little message.
J l,1ppy Fourth of july. LO\'l',
Sar Baarwick
1\.tike-\VhJt do you do evcty
nightl
Spunky· I'm still your love
junk1c I ovclug
Cilion-llav<.• a H"PPY V.1len
ttnC!) D"'y lltimk you for your
cHorh in trying to get llw Ed
Bo.1rd their own \ c~lcnhncs
Sorry it didn't work. I gUI.~'>'­
wc'll all h.wc tu set tic for c.1ch
other. Oh, well. 'I ht'Tl' arc
worse fatl'~! -your Ed Board.
PS. Huve a J Jappy B~rthd,1y!!! What Is Romantic?
'I hi« list of all thing., ronhmt ic
h,l..,l'Cl'n comptlcd by SURVD
(Studen t~ Unlitcd tor a
RomJnttc Valentine's Day)
• Un..;igncd pcro.;oMI ad"
• Making hsts of Romantic
l lopeful
• Any F. Scott FitzgNald
nov~ls. csp~:~.-mlly l'hc
Bt:sw ti{tlf auul the Darrmul
• C.tmpus :strolltng (withou t
bookbag)
¥ I uckillg ~Om(.•onc tn
• BunLhes of orange roscc;
• Tea at the J Jcathmun l lotcl
• Ned.mg by the lower tcnntt.;
ourt.,
• Bunches of yellow tulips
• fhc l>cach \'>'hen II rajns
• N•ghttune com·crtil>lc ride!'
m winter no rain
• l'olding laundry Logelhl.'r
¥ B1llie Holid.1y mustc on
Sund.ty afternoons
• Duo \'e::.pa ndes-no
hdmcts
• Ellen B.1rktn & Dcnni::.
Quaid •n Tht Bzg faw
• Breakfac:;t ntthe Esplan.ldl'
at the Alcxt~
• Runmng through spnnkl~rs
• Dnving by rour lrushct!'s
windllW just to scc tf
they're there
• ?\1aking dmncr togNhcr
• Dnnkmg champagne at
W.ttcrfront Pc1rk nn th<!
k-dgc over the riYer
v &."<:r..: 1 surprise" in campus
boxc~
• Watchmg Museum ja1.z
trom the up~tair:; b.llcony
v Rc<tlly big hc;Jrl·shaped
boxc of chocol.ucs
v Skmny dipping in the
outdoor pool • lvhdntghl phone c.1lb
• llolding h.md-; 10 a movie
• C,tmon and C.ufunkl'l songs
on a cloudless night
• ke ~l..Jhng
• Silhouettes kbc;mg m .1
window
v Apn.•s·~kl schnoogu.: in front
ot 01 lodge fan.!
v llikin~ in Tryon Creek Park
• Datmg .m old S\Vl'l'thc.Ht
•
r~g.1lJ\
• Tt-lhng bcdtiml' stones
• S1ttmg un .1 roof w1th
someone you Ia l..l'
• Boxc.., .Hld bo),l'" of gifts
• L 1ttlc note' ldt .uound th~
hou-.c
vl\lol w.1h.:hing tht• movie
• V.tlct p.trking
• Sauvac J.,l,,nd at dusk
• Long dnn•s out Skylmc
• Spr.ty pamting your mitial~
1n th<.•tunnd ,lt 16th and
M.trkl'l
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Plcln«r Log sport:; staff
Wn-t' thr.sc Bo Jachon'< ~a~onJ for tal. ln.~
up a hobb~l
·"I grt a fru pair of l10<rp shor. •
-·I dou't harx to worJ;. Dl UPS oM' Chrisltn!L~
brtaJ. ..
-"l Sd to play in il gym a.oay~y·
_ .. , gd a fm tnp to Cszlifomia"
_ .. , St!llo stt in WJ~ for nry high St'htwl':5 first
ewr alumm tounuunnll "
... or
IfOOJ':otu Chris Dutton's?
At fir.a glnncc he looks Ukcu doolcatl>d
athlete who-;c many hours in the gym
pmdu'cd ,, 'Ianing r..pot on a <;;ub par -.m.11l
collt-gc ba,l\ctb.'lll tc.Jm
Senior Chrir.. DuttQn'-. journey to
becoming the Pio'c; most effective
rcboundcr W.ll> all but that .;implc. And
Chri" would never consider him~lf an ovc.r·
ac:hicwr. ' I never quite played to my
potential, .. he expre~s without c;trong
regrets.
What Chn" h.J.s done is expcricnC\.~ a
wild, rocky, and very ~ICCC.!sdul~>ix years ot
collegiate athletics.
rt.1ying Footb.lll.-
Aftcr playing only one high school
5eaSOn at outside lincb.'lckc.r for Central
Catholic(Ponland Ore), Chri" wa~gronted
a football <o<:holarc;htp b) the Univer:.ity or
Sant.1 Ct.uatn Cahfomta He n.~·~hirted hao;
fir~l season, but played JV ba-.cball tn the
spnng. Chri" struggh..'<t in the clnso;room
that y~r. whtch resulted in the tcrmtnataon
of hi!> football scholarshtp ac: wcU ac; his
dcstre to compete on the grid tron
Pl01ying BasebaJI._
Athlctk aspn'ilrions stm remained for
Chris as he spent another spring on the
diamond where he was a high o;chool All­
Oregon player Thi..r.. was a rocky time of
rebellion for Chns. During a team picture
he shaved onl)· half of h.is must3che in
protest of a team no muc;tache rule.
.. r learned a lot there (Santa Clara), not
so much academicly but I hnd" gocd ttmc,"
C hri c; refll.'ct s.
Chris's California experience came to
an end, after 1 c:hakcy two ycars, when he
returned to Portlan.i. "1 thought sports were
all ov"or for me, then." C.hri~ satd.
But P.o bolSCball cwc:h Tom Gatto
encouraged Cnris to apply dt L2wis and
Clark. LC d;!ni• d Chris'co apphcatton anc.l,
~ Chrts spe••\ a year at Portland State
~Cruch Gatto encouraged Chns to try aJttau Pionct'r Log,, Pebru.uy 11, 1988
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•
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Chri.J willl~.avc hte hoop akil!J to unsll"Ucturcd pick up s-mt'l after gnd tio
but ht' h.:a• .a try-out with the Boi'e llawks, a minOT lcasue b ua n,
the following year, and Chris came to
Palatine Hill that fall.
Chri<> had been out of athletic
competition for well over 3 yc\lr by the <;;tart
of baseball when he first suited up in the Pio
orange and black and took his left field
position. '1 didn't know if I could do 1t
again," Chn-. c:aid.
Up and down upttght and floating is
how Chric; describes him~lf tn his fir..t Pio
scar..on Thcob)CctJvedCSC'ripnons read a bit
better a 321 batting average with 11 home
runs. Chris claims he was t>wingmg !or
home runs
last year Chris hit 400 with 15
homers for the 27-10 District champion
P\o's ''That wu my last year of bnseball
eligibility . 1 think ... " Chris says
myst<'riously
Pl01ying Basketb.lll. .11 hobl1y?
Two wee.k..c; before this year's LC
men'~ bask~tball team were -.t;uting
practtcc,Chns Dutton was anxious to shoot
hoops wah someone. You see, he hadn't
played for six months.
. Ch~s found plenty of p«>ple to play
Wlth dW'lng the Pio's tryouts, but they all
<.ccmed to run cudes around him But that
didn't bother Chris, he didn't need much
success to fulfill his new endcaV<'" (or
hobby)
Noone expected muchofChrit>either
Coach Dc.ln S~mpcrt told Chns that he
would play IIUle. What use could the Pio's x.y-
have with a 24 year old first time player who
will graduate at the end of the term?
After Pio John Potter'<: knee injury
ended h1c; scar..on, Coach Scm pert needed a
reboundcr to help out sophomore Center
Drad Scnatra Though LC's squad was
stacked Wtlh young talent ( 7 c:ophomores
that were all to play in front of Dutton )
number 53 filled by Chri~>'s 6'4", 200 lb:
frame was the man on the floor crashing the
boards and scrambling for loose balls.
Coach Scmpcrt recently said about
Chris, "Htc; attitude and work ethic has help
k~p the team up during these rough times.
He s contrlbutcd a grcat deal with his inside
play"
Chris is averaging 5.1 rebounds a
game, grabbing a rebound every 3 9 minutes
of playing time (he leads the team in that
category). He also has the rare identity of
htttlng a three-point shot and slam-dunkin g
in the same week
Chris prides himself m leading the
tc.Jm m dtsquahficat1ons with 4 and says
he's really o freshman out there o~ the floor
Chris says, "My teammates are great but (
wtsh I could've been o team leader. they're
gomg to win the nCl(t few years!H
With 7 strong sophomores and junior
Ivan Peckham retummg, it 15 hard to
d1sagrcc
Returnmg hoops~rs, if you don't ronember how
to lose and ont of you devdops into a ch.1rnder
I ikr Dutton, you e»n do much more than surprise
some people
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StJndmg in the fmish arca,lcgsshalu.n~
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Tile results an' m concermng the LC
SkJ team, and the b1g scoop is tht
out!,landmg performar.ce of the
women's Alpme squad. Paced by tht
sk1lng of seniors Debbie Jones arw:l
Monica Barber, junior Lauren Okie,and
sophomo re Lee Lane, the Pio women
raced to a first place finish in tilt
Northwest Collegiate Ski Conference's
southern Division of the NCSA.
The men's Alpine team, 10 a ned.
and-neck battle with U of o, osu. and
PSU, pmned their hopes at qualifying
for the Regional Conference
Champ1onshtps on the season's final
race at Mt. Ashland and came through
wtt~ a btg and needed wm in both the
slalom and GS events. Central Oregon
Community College had already
captun .. J the division's first place.
, Co~ch Bart Schuler said excitedly,
We fmally startes to ski like a team, if
we had skied like this all season we
might have won every race."
The women downhillers also took
both their events w1th
W\prccede ntcd 1-2-3 sweep of
slalom.
Led by top placing freshman, Mad
Ko~n , the men's team is anxiously
watting for the season's final results to
be tallied. Last weekend's win may
have them bound for Mt. Bachelor Feb.
24-27, sHe of this years Conferen<f
Championships. Other outstanding
men include freshmen Stewart Crosby
and Dave Fischlowitz, sophomore
Dave Knott, and JUntor Mike Thiss.
On the Nordic front the men and
women had less than a banner year
missing all three of last season's men's
qualifiers. T~o bright spots did appear
for th.e Nords 1 n the form of junior Sacha
Hewitt, headed for the women's Nordic
Conference Champioships, and senior
Woody Stevenson who emerged as
LC's top male cross-cou ntry sloer.
Coach Schuler commented, "We're
really lookmg forward to Rcgionals this
year, especially tor our Alpme women,
wh~ have a chance at qualtfyin" for
Nallonal!,. I think it wouid be gr:at to
hav~ Lew1s and Clark represented al
Nationals this year in Minnesota and I
believe we have the talent to do tt."
Coach Schuler and the Ski team also
~xtend lhe1r thanks to the many people
10 the LC communi ty who helped
gatekeep for the Lewis and Oark
sponsored race at Mt. Hood this year.
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Nationals ln t1
DaVis placed sec
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Other
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\cry talented s,
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The
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~ the skter waH~
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n concerning the LC
~ big scoop is tht
formar.cc of th~
Juad Paced by tht
Debbie Jones ai'M!
or Lauren Okie,and
ne, the Pio women
,lace finish in the
tte Sk1 Conference's
~fthe NCSA.
ne team, in a ned.
h U of 0, OSU, and
nopes at qualifying
nat Conference
the season's final
. and came through
led win in both the
1ts. Central Oregon
~ge had already
m's first place.
Jler said excttcdly,
:o ski like a team, U
this all season \W
~ry race."
vnhillers also took
ents with an
~-3 sweep of the
ng freshman , Mark
team is anxiously
on's final results to
eekend's win may
1r Mt. Bachelor Feb.
years Conference
)ther outstanding
1en Stewart Crosby
~witz, sophomore
dor Mike Thiss.
'ront the men and
tan a banner year
last season's men's
htspotsdid appear
ormofjunior Sacha
1e women's Nordic
oships, and senior
who emerged as
-country skter.
unmented , "We're
rd to Rcgionals this
1ur Alpine women,
• at qualtfyin3 for
wouid be great to
uk represented at
n Minnesota and I
talent to do It "
d the Skt team also
o the many people
nity who helped
Lewis and Oark
t. Hood this year.
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Road Pioneer Log, February 11, 1988 Page 11
Pio Swimmers ake aves
by Chds We'>ter
Pwt~rc r tog SilO' {5; staff
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On l)(•;,g rm NUt\ 1\/l-Stnr ...
'11\cy call ham Air Jordon. ~ lc ss only man to hnve
singlc-handcdly domiflOlt('d an NOA AII·St.u weekend. I he Lewis ;.1nd Clark
p1unl>t'r swim t~iltn com pctcd in
tho North\W'<t Conference of
Jndl'pcndcnl Colleges
ch.1mpsons hip event f'rid.1y, Feb.
s.11nd S.\turday. Feb. 6. At the end
of thl' ~(·t'·ond d<1y, the Lady Pio's
grabt>l.'<i ~'Cond place to Pacific
Lutheran. The men's tcc1m placed
1h1rd in the event to Pacific
Luthcr,\n and Willamette
Uoh'cr!>ity. .. ~~,!-­~ m a On Saturday, he competed 1n the NBA Dunk contest
C"simil.sr" to the Pso men's team contest) where he slammed
h1s way to the title. Sundc1y, he dominated thcAII-Stargamc
by racking up 40 points, 8 boards, 4 .1ssists, .1nd 4 steals
ag..ainst the world's best! Not a bad days work.
•
According to Coach Gary Or~ blowing an NBA draft pick ... <Yes, Blazer f.ms, I must)
Speaking o( Mr. jordan, if I'm not mistaJ(cn didn't the
Portland Trail Blazers once pass over this phcnom who
wears #23 (not to be mistaken for 1123on the Pio mcn'stc.1m)
with .m avclrlablc draft pick? Or is thjs m~rcly a bad dream
conjur(.>d up b)' Jack Ramsey from the seasons of old?
Unfortunately, the answer to both is a rt'S<Junding "Yes"! Emblrn, the men's te<lm was
Ji~1ppmnted about the loss to
Willamcltc after defeating the
team in du.11 m<'Cts The Pio's were
down forty-seven points to
Will.lml'ltcJftcr the first day of the
nwot Though they ~tagcd a
roml·back the ~L'<:ond day, it was
not enough to overcome the deficit
of the iiro;t day. The Pio men ended
the meet 9 pointe; down to
Wlllamctte , 376 to 367 Swim meN toward Is Hey, but wail just a minute! Not dr,)Jting Mtchacl
Jordan just might h.we been a "great" mO\'C. After ,all, who
wants to draft the greatest pl.1ycr of all time? ll just might be
more of ..t ''hassle" than a help. Think of it, if the Blazers
would hdvc draftl.'Cl jordan, the fans would be forced to
watch him dt least 41 times a season, and you know how
"boring" that gets. And what of Portland's image? The city
might just get some national exposure, and Bud Cl.uk
knows how "detrimental " that could be. On top o( All this,
the Blazers would be missing out on h.wing their '7ft. 1 in.
Kentucky-bred mL'Ciic-.tl bill. Poor Chtcago! Thev don't
know what they're mis:,ing!! "We like to be
competitive with Willamcttc but
It w.1c; our hardest week of
pracllct','' ~id Em bien "If anyone
i~ to be blam~.-d, 1t , .. me The coach
~hould always take the blame."
The Lady Pio's swJm
trong enough to beat WiiiJmctte,
and pl.lCc where they expected,
"t'Cond to P.1cific Lutheran, 536 to
405.
Coach Emblcn noted the
exemplary performance of
<;Wimme r!> Noel Johnson and
Carol Davis. Both qualified for
Nationals in the 100 freestyle.
OaVI'; pl.1ccd second with a time of
57 16. Johnson placed thud with a
lime of 57.46.
Other outstanding
swimmers are Matt Roth, David
Cloninger, and Mike Power. Jay
Drc .. .,, a. man that has not received
much pubhcsty this year, is also a
very talented swimmer Bress is a
vital member of the 800 and 400
men'c; relay teams. So far this
~cason he has played the role of an
unsung hero
Davis, John~n, Cheryl
Longfellow, and Zoe litis set a
school record in the 200 relay with
a ume or 1.45.05 to start the
women's teJm strong in the first day of compchhon.
PowN started the meet
on Friday for the men by taking
second place in the 200 fn."Cstylc
event. lltio;; claimed LC's fir.,t
indtvidual champion~hip in the
200 freest ylc with a time of 2:03.95.
Cloninger pl.1ccd first in
the men's SO frcc!'tylc with a time
of :22.55 to give LC another
individual champion . D.1vis Jlso
plact.'<i first in the 50 trC\~tyle wilh
a time of :25.89.
In the men'~ 100
butterfly, Roth plac~.'<l first with a
hme of 53 49. Zoe lltas placed
second In the women's 100
butterfly with a time of 1:01 85
Debb1e Heim addod to the
women's point total by placsng
second in the women's 400
individual medley.
At the end of the first day
the men were in third place behind
Willamctte 207 to 160, and the
women were in second place with
a comfortable lead over
Willamettc 203 to 165.
Dunng the <>e<:ond day of
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pl.1ccd fir.,t, almost 7 seconds
ahead of his closest com~tstor m
the men's 200 lndiVldual medley
wlthatsmcof20119 Brcssplaced
thsrd with a time of 2.10.28 For the
women's competition, Hcsm
placed second tn the 200 medley
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Cloninger placed fir">t m
the 100 freestyle at :49.64. Davsc;
and john~n then qualified for
nationals m the women's tOO
freestyle Hetm helped the t~am
when she placed first in the
women's 200 breaststroke with a
time of ~:37.84 .
Roth claimed another
championship title m the men's
200butterfiy with a timco£1:59 .34.
llti<: also placed fir~t with a time of
2:15.25 in the womcn'c;
competition.
The men tht>n claimed
the 800 rrcc ... tyk relay with a tim~
of 7:18.25. The women placi.'d
second m the event with l time of
8:27.79 The men a I so won the 400
frcco;tyle relay with a llme of
3:16.83 The LC women placed first
with a time of 3:46.18 m the 400
freestyle relay.
When asked about rus
feelings on the meet, Emblc.n said,
''\Vc had as many conference
champion!- as anyone else,
winning l2 out of 30 of the c,·cnts,
and you have got to like that.H
The team \\rill now start
planmng for the Pacific. Northwest
Ch.lmpionc:hips, February 18-20 in
Olympsa for NAIA Dsvisson t and
11 teams combmed The team is
looking forward to competition
with Central WJshmgton, Pugct
Sound, Pacific Lutheran, and the
women's team from Ssmon
Fr.ucr. Embton C\pc<:t" .1t lca-.t a
fourth or fifth pl.1cc. ftn..sh from
both the women's and men'>
teams of Lewis and Clark. NBA AII-St'" Cltaril"S Barkley on •..
-His shaved hcmi ... "You probably think I cut my hnir like
this, butl'vcbccn losing myhair,bccausc we've been losing
so muc.h. By the end of thc~ason, olli'U have is a hlllcscnsff
lcrt ,,t the end oi mv neck." .,
-AketirrgNmletjRcagarr ... ''l'mgla<.ll h~td lheopportunityto
meet her. ·n,~ w~1y we're (Phil.lddphin) pt.1ying, th..tt's ll!)
dose ,,s I'm gomg to come to the \Vhttc l louse tlus yc:-.Jr."
-Playing itr the '92 Olympics ... "I \\'ouldn't try t"'ut, I know
that, I'm just not a "Rah-rah USA" kind ot guy."
-Persowlllrumility ... "f know I'm one of the best pl.lycrs in
the world.''
On being a tenm player ...
Angie "gh·c me the rock" Brimage of Bnghton High
Schoo 1m Boston, M.1ssachusctts, r.xcntJy accomplisht'd an
amazing feat. Angie scored all of her tc.1ms 51 points in one
game (l hate when that happens !).
When Angie was qucstiont.'<i about her "team'' (me,
myself, and 1) game sh~ replied, "I didn't r~ally know l was
s~mng all the points." Ya. right, we "beli~vc" you Angi~!
Ott a Pio victory ...
Last Saturday , the Pio men's team continued their
Multnomah Bible win !)treak by running a mazy with a 95-il
victory.
Came highlights included an amazmg Dutton-dunk, a
brief appearan ce by Mark "mean man" Fortin(fnulro out),
a brief yet vigorous defensive display by john Fulshc.r, and
Todd L..1ndry's indi\'idual exhibition oi Tum-Out offense
(even the ref appn.'Ciatcd) .
The team was lead by Sophomo re Brad Scnatra, who
imishcd with 21 points and 8 rebounds.
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PI\ '0 DUO SCH,\Rlil will be
pn.:..:..cntcd hy Joan Rowland and l<nr I
Ulrich &.hnnbcl. The concert will
feature works tor four hand on one
p1ano, .md the JX'riormJlnre bcgm ~ H
8:00 p.m. in E,•nns Aud1tornun .
Ttcket:; arc $7 tor gcnt:-ral udmiss1on
nnd $3.50 illr ~tudcnts nnd ~mor
citizen,. Qu~hons all 2Q3. 2724.
010. 1 ~e WARWICK ,., in concert
tonight at the Portlnnd Ci ,•ic
Aud1tonum. Her show will begin at
8:00pm., nnd llckNs .u~ $19, $20, .tnd
$25.
S.l.S.C.A.l, (Students in Solid:uity
'''ith Centr~l Am~rican Peoples) 1
holdmg n meeting tonight and e' ery
Timrsdny in Odell's lounge. The
mectmg provtde an opportumty to
team more about Central Amcnm and
to help plan future events. E \'Cry thing
start rolling at i:OO p.m. and C\'erycme
as wdcome.
• !friiay•
SCOlT KRITZER , a classical and
b.1roqul' guitarist, will be performing
,Jt 8:00 p.m. in the Masonic Temple.
His con<'Crt will include works by
Bach, Sc.trlaHI,clnd Villa-Lobos as well
as 17th-century bJroquc composi­
tions. Tickets arc $8 at Classical Music
Millcnium and at the door.
SCIENCE SEMINAR: MULTIPLE
ANTIBIOTIC PRODUCTION BY
ERWU\Tl.A HERBICOLA CCJ-1 <The
Biological Control of Apple
Fireblight, A Bacterial Oiseo1se) will
be presented by Carol lshimaru at
PSU's 247 Science Building 2. The
seminar will begin at 4:00p.m.
CHEESE PRODUCTIONS is plcaS<.-d
to present THE ACCUSED with
MORPIUS ~tnd the OILY
BLOODMEN at the Pine Street
Theatre. The ~how is "in the fonn of a
blood and gore dn:nchcd valcntane ... n
and will begin 31 9:00p.m. Tickets are
S6 at thl! door. You gucsS(.-d it-J,ICK
OFTHEWEEK!
Today is the last day to C".ttch
SEQUENCE OBSESSION, a
sculpture exhibit by Nancy Kang
Damcls at PSU's Whate Callery. The
White Cali<!Ty is located in Smith
M~rmortal Center.
.Saturiay.
The Marx Brothers' falm ANIMAL
CRACKERS wiJI be presented at T,SU.
General admission is $2; the film w1ll
be shown at 7:30 p.m. in 75 Lancoln
Hall. by Dana McLaren
Tlw EXt,ERll\II:NTAL COLLllGE
will be h~ading a tour of Portland thrift
stnrcs. Cost is $1; sign-ups in ad\'\mcc
,,r'-' r"'quirl.'ti. The tour will le.wc
T"•mplcton at 1:00 p.m. and rctums at
.tbout 5:00p.m.
Szttz.c£ay • •
THE '\J ASTLR WORKS OF
VIVAlDI will bt: fcatun.'<i m a fr~
Volcnhn\."'s Day progr.tm at the
Oregon Art institute The
pcrtonnnnce will he presented by the
Portland Chambt•r Orchestra ttl 3.(X)
p.m in Bl.•rg Sw.mn Auditorium.
• :Jv[onc£ay.
A" l~TERNATIONAL Wl-fK
C ONCf:UT by Lewis & Cl.uk's Wmd
En~mble wall be presented. Thing~
start in the chapel at 8:00p.m., and tt's
iN;•c. A variety of cultural and
traditional sound~ will be represented
JOHN BLOOMER, a professional
Balalatkaist, will perform famous
Russian folk songs in t.rad1tionnl
costume. Come to the Trail Room from
11:30 a.m.lo 12:30p.m. for this exciting
international event.
THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG: The
story behind the Iran-Contra
connection.. S.l.S.C.A.P sponsors
Wendy Marks, a represcntalive of the
Chrishc Institute, to speak about the
current scandal and Christie
inv(..-stigation into the illegal actlVItiCS
of the CIA, General Secord, General
Sinlaub, Col. North, and various
Contra leaders To find out more and
form your own opinions, come to
Stamm Dining Room at 11:30 a.m.
Monday.
Valentine's Day ... • rr u.es c£ay •
TI1c Broadw.ly sm.tsh A CHORUS
LINt: will be opening for a thrce-d.ly
run .11 the Portl.md C1vic Audttorium .
rcrfonnanct..>s will all t.>egm at 8:00
p.m., and tick~t s arc $28.50.
IKEBANA , lhc Mt ot Jap.1ncsc !lower
arrangement, will b4,; demonstrah..'<i in
the Thayer Rooms at 3:00 p.m.
NATIVE AMURICAN DANClNG
will be prescntL'<i at 7.30 p.m. tn L vans
Audllonum Th1s section nf NativL"
Arm.:rac.dn Culture is part of
lnternahonnl Week.
• Weinesc£ay•
ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVISTS'
WORKSHOP: Joe Walu::.k1 of the
Sierra Oub will hold an evening
workshop to teach envuonmenta.l
' enlhu~tasts how to orgamzc a
campaign, lobby, deal w1th the med1a,
raise funds, etc A Q &A scss1on wall
toUow. Ewrythlng starts at 7:00pm.
m the Council Chambcrs .. .so be I herd
The MlKAEU CHAMBER CHOIR
from Stockholm, Sweden wtll
perform. Thas show is in the chapel at
8 00 p.m , and general admission is $5.
Tickets for student> and seniors wlll be
$3
The GOVERNOR'S ARTS AWARDS
wil1 be pn."!>entcd at the Intermediate
Theatre. And I quote .. ''The evening
will include a showcase o£
performances by the Jefferson
Dancers, Kim St.l Hord, and an all-star
jazz ensemble." Tickets are a mere
$10.50 for this premier event.
The thought brings to mind vtsaons of candy-coa ted hearts, symbolizing
the warmth and sccunty found in shanng deep feehngs of love and committment.
Not everyone has someone wath whom to share \"alentme's Day It
doesn't take a Ph.D to realize that a large percentage of the population will spend
February fourteenth alone. &ing alone, however, asn't necessanly grounds for
unhappim ."SS. The time not spent devoting attention and concern to the "better
hair' can be uS<.•d instead to develop one's own interests, whether they range
towards studying and spcndmg time with fam1ly and friends, or maybe a little
more towards playing cO<..'CI. nakL'<i lacrosse ·The possibiliUe& are endless.
0( course, there are always people who will spend the rest of thetr hves,
1 f necessary, at temptmg to track down M r or Ms. R.Jgh t It seems pretty reasonable
that this never-ending search might stem 1n part from the values mflactcd upon us
by socicly According to tradibon, marnagc and family should always be
S('()Ucnti.tl steps in everyone's life. By <;OCiety's standards, tx'mg alone 1s bad; the
term ''old maad" speaks in itself for thas concept. Whether they apply to women
or men, phrases such as these arc hardly a compliment , espec1ally 1£ one is alone
or single by cho1ce.
To find a Valentine or not to find a Valentine .. the 5{)1ullon IS left to the
individual. For those who are actively seekang a Valentme by Sunday, however,
the Ed Board is still availiable. • Co 11.. tirttlitzg.,
Get pubhshro ••s un undcrgrud! THE
MERIDIAN l..cwts & ( l.trk's joui'N)
of cross cultural aff,llrs and
internationc\1 perspective is shll
aC'reptlng 'inbmtssions March 31 is
the subm1~s10n dc.tdhne
The Port1.1nd Metro thapctcr of tJx.
Oregon Th('r,,pcutic. Recreation
Society presents "JUST f·OR THE
HEALTH 01: IT" on Mond,,y, M•lrd\7
nl Good Samnritan llospatal. ~
workshop takes a holistic look at sir~
.md how to deal with 11. More tnfo:
684 -7()..l5.
AIDS THE SOCIAL IMPUCA .
TJONS Will be tht topic 01 diSCUSSion
at the ldcJ~ Exchange on Pcbruary 18,
11:30 a.m -12 30 p.m. in the 1 hayer
Rooms. f'.tcihtatur is Wt'ndy R.mkin
llcalth Educ,\tor (or the Multnorn.th
County Hc(1lth Di\ 1s1un
This is your fiNAL CHANCE to
imprc:-.s that spc<:~<tl somt.•one w1th a
picture of your VfUY 0\'VN HEART
(orV.tk•nLinc'sD~)! from 10:00a.m.to
3:00 p.m., OMSI is in\'iting visitors to
haw ultrasound hl'.lrt images taken
absolutely frL'C of charge (with thl'
rt>quircd admission) . This only lasts
through f\:bruary 14, so get yours
today!
The WOULD fORESTRY CENTER
wilt be holdmg tts Fourth Annuil
Model Ship Show at the World
Forestry Center on February 27 and 28.
For morc tnfonnatton, call Gail .1t 228-
1367 or Ralph at 255· 3903.
PSU'<; School of Fine and Perfonning
Arts will be presenting THE SKIN Of
OUR TEETH, by Thornton Wilder. A
preview wall be held on February 17at
8:00 p.m for $1; rcgul.1r performances
will run from February 18-27,allat8:00
p.m. For tickets, call464-4440. Cost of
the pcrfonnane<..-s is$4.
FOR SAL yo 555 ve
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100% IBM compatible, software
(WP, WS, etc ) $400.00. Interested?
Call or leave message for Katy,
X6216
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money while workmg on Fortune
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Programs on campus! Acxible
hours each week Call 1-800-821-
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COMPUTER DISKS 3.5/200
only! $28.00 per box of 10 (save
12 00 off bookstore pncc) $2 80 per
disk opposed to $4.00 per disk. 3M,
Fuji, and BASF (!muted supply so
hurry) Contact Fred Schnever LC
Bo>-2430 Phone· 245-3516 After
SPM only please
SUMMER CAMP JOBS at Hidden
Valley Camp Co-ed, private youth
cc1mp mtcrviewing for summer
positions on March 1st Make
appointment an Career Planning
and placement center.
FOR SALE: 19n Datsun pickup
wtth custom made canopy and bed
liner $2500 call 293-39n
FOR SALE: Refrigerator · DORM
SIZE, measures 32x20x20, bag
freezer and cnspcr, like new, 117-
6621 and ntght Secu
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Pioneer Lo
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and student saf
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crimes being
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getting worse I
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Manager for
Hernandez ha
anvolvt..'<l wtth
in the Forest
and Bob Reed,.
Dan.-ctor, in d~
program to
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information
identificatio n
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